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This is my boss, Jonathan hart,

a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,

'cause when
they met, it was murder.

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You tired?

No, I like riding behind you.

[Chuckles] I hope
that's a compliment.

You can be sure of it.

Boy, I could sure go

for one of Max's huevos
rancheros right now.

Oh, I know what you mean.

Even the
vegetation is beginning to look edible.

I'll tell you what.

I'll race you. The loser treats.

I'll even give you a handicap.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

One day on a
bike, and you're already evel knievel.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

Give me a count of 30.

You got it. Now.

[Jennifer laughing]

Morning, Mr. and Mrs. H. Who won?
Morning, Max.

Oh, I did. She did.

You really know
how to give a guy a run for his money.

Well, it's just
that I like being chased by you.[Sighs]

- Yeah?
- Mm.

Ooh.

You know,
I hope you two worked up an appetite,

because I
got a real healthy breakfast for you.

Ooh, I'm starved.
That looks great.

I've been feeling
hunger pains. Mm.

[Telephone rings]

I got it.

Here.

Hart residence.

What?

Just a minute,
I'll check it out.

Mrs. H, did
you order some dried-tree ear fungus?

Oh, yes. And... tiger Lily buds?

I certainly did. I'm glad
they're here at last.

Yeah, we're the guilty party.

Thanks.

Dried ear fungus?

Mm-hmm. Tiger Lily buds?

Uh-huh.

All right. Laugh, you two.

But wait till
you taste mu shi yu.

You're right, uh, darling.
It's no laughing matter.

Do you want
me to pick up the fungus and Lily buds?

No, that's all
right, Max. I have to go shopping anyway.

Darling, you want
to come with me?

You go ahead without
me. I can wait for my...

Dried-fungus
ear fingers till later.

[Chuckles]

Funny.

Mr. Camp...

I'll give you three
guesses who's here,

and the first two would
be better than the third.

Not Marty?

Bingo.

Want me to send him in?

If you have to.

[Sighs]

[Knock at door]

Eee-yo.

[Laughs]

Hey, Ronald. How
you doing, babes?

Did you hear about
the guy that was so stupid,

he spent three weeks
in a revolving door

just trying
to find the doorknob.

[Laughs]

What is it, Marty?

"What is it, Marty?
What is it, Marty?"

You're looking
very good, Ronald.

Who's your mortician?

[Two snaps, clap] Hoo-hoo-hoo.

You know, Marty, you've
only got two faults:

Everything you do
and everything you say.

That's good. That's very good.

But I bet you never
heard the one about...

Okay, Marty. What do you want?

Another loan?

Look, I was in a little
game the other night.

I owe a couple of guys.

Not that I can't
handle it, but, uh...

But you don't
want to see your kneecaps adjusted.

Does louanne know about this?

Ronald, there are certain things

you just don't...
Bother the wife with.

You know what I mean?

I like her, Marty.

And I'm tired
of seeing her hurt with your games.

Nobody's getting hurt.

I just need a couple
of bucks. Nothing major.

Well, if you
want money from me...

This time you're
gonna have to earn it.

You mean...

[Imitates John
houseman] Earn it.

Like the guy on
the tube? [Laughs]

All right, all right.

So what do you... What
do you want me to do?

You'll arrange
to have an accident.

An accident?

Hey. Wait a minute.

I got a very
low threshold in the pain department.

Nothing like that.

Go out in
your car and get yourself hit in the rear.

You'll have a nice pi case.

That's... Personal
injury, Marty.

A little Fender-bender
can net you...

10,000 easy.

Where do I go?

Beverly Hills during
the shopping hours.

Stake out a class type who's doing a
lot of shopping.

Watch what she throws
her packages into.

Make sure it's something nice.

Go for the gold.

A rolls will do just fine.

[Jennifer starts engine]

[Marty starts engine]

[Tires squeal]

[Tires squeal]

[Tires squeal, brakes screech]

[Passing car honks]

Are you all right?

Somebody call an
ambulance! Get the police.

Can you hear me?

[Indistinct police
radio transmission]

What... happened?

There was an
accident. You were hit.

Ow! It really hurts bad.

Oh. Oh, my back.

Well, don't move.

Ooh. [Moans]

Oh, just relax.
Just relax. Help will be here in a minute.

Oh.officer.

Officer. Uh, can you
call an ambulance?

Uh, there's one on
its way. Oh, good.

Excuse me. Listen, are you okay?

I don't think s... oh, the pain!

[Moans]

You see,
th... there was this green light and...

I don't know what happened, but he
stopped and...

I know. Everybody's
in such a hurry

trying to beat the light, right?

I wasn't trying
to beat the light.

Okay. Well, listen,
we've got to fill out a report.

Come on over here. This car
has been involved in a rear-end collision.

Why don't you check it out?

Uh, do you want me
to have 'em look at you?

No, I'm fine. I... i...

Do you think he'll be all right?

[Officer] Yeah,
probably. So it doesn't look too bad.

[Sighs]

Oh, I feel terrible.

[Sighs]

I just can't get my mind
off that poor man.

He was in such terrible pain.

Oh, it was a minor
accident, darling.

I'm sure he's doing fine now.

Our insurance agent
is taking care of it,

and he said for us not to worry.

Oh, great.

He wasn't the
one who hit the man.

Ah, he should be all right.

I mean... You
barely touched him.

There was no
damage done to the rolls.

I know, but you
should have seen him.

He was...

So helpless-looking.

I called the hospital, darling.

They said he's
resting comfortably.

But if you'd like to
go down tomorrow

and
see how he's doing, we can do that.

Oh, I would. I really
would. It would make me feel a lot better.

[Woman over pa] Orderlies
not assigned to duty

report to emergency.

[Door closes]

Hello.

Martin Willis' room, please.

Uh, he's not on
this floor any longer.

Are you relatives?

No. Uh... I was

in the... accident with him.

Oh.

Is something wrong?

He was doing so well.

- What happened?
- Complications.

What sort of complications?

Uh, I'm afraid
Mr. Willis died last night.

I've never seen
Mrs. H like this before.

I wish
there was something I could do for her.

Yeah, she's not taking
it too well, is she, Max?

Would you
mind keeping this going for me, Mr. H?

Thanks.

What'd the hospital say?

How did he die?

Well, the
hospital report said it...

It was a trauma
caused by the accident,

but he, uh, died
of a cardiac arrest.

Yeah, I had an uncle
who died that way.

He was in an accident?

No, in terrific health,

perfect shape, and then...

Wham.

Yeah, well, those things
can happen, Max.

I'd like to get ahold
of that Willis' doctor,

get some more facts.

Don't worry about
anything here, Mr. H.

Right after lunch, I'll
get Mrs. H involved

in a game of scrabble, and...

She'll be okay.

I hope so, Max. I'll
see you later.

Right. See you later.

[Men chattering]

[Pinball machine,
video games beeping]

Excuse me.

Just fill this out
and don't forget to sign the doctor's lien.

I'd like to see
Dr. Reston, please.

Everybody here wants
to see Dr. Reston.

Uh, this is personal.

Are you a friend of his?

We've never met... but, uh...

Oh. Well,

I doubt if he'll see you
if he doesn't know you.

What's the name?

Jonathan
hart. And what is this in reference to?

It's in reference to
one of his patients.

And who might that be?

Martin Willis.

Oh. Well, he's very busy.

I'll have to see.

How you feeling?
Not too good today.

Like I told you, the
doctor is very busy today.

And he is not at Liberty to give

personal history
on his patients.

He suggests
you call his attorney.

Here's my card,

in case Dr. Reston
changes his mind.

As you can see, the
doctor's very busy.

A lot of people in pain here.

You can tell
him if he wants to get rid of this pain,

to take two aspirin
and call me in the morning.

All right?

[Door opens]

[Door closes]
[Chattering resumes]

Hi, Max.

Hi, Mr. H. How did it go?

I didn't see the doctor...

But, uh, if
I ever need a lawyer,

I've got one right there.

Something funny going
on? Yeah, I think so.

When I walked in,
there was a bunch of people

sitting around with neck braces.

They all looked healthy
until they saw me,

including the receptionist.

So what's the
story? I don't know. Is Mrs. H around?

I'd like to
have her help put the pieces together.

She went out
a while ago. Something she had to do.

Did she say where she was going?

Sorry, Mr. H,
but she said not to worry.

She'll be right back. All right.

What you got going there?

Uh, I got a long shot
in the third that might do something.

Playing it across the board.

I'll split it with you.

You're on.

[Doorbell rings]

Yes? oh, uh,

is this the Willis residence?

Yes, it is. Can I help you?

My name is Jennifer hart.

Is Mrs. Willis at home?

Uh... as a friend of the family,

I... I'm sure you'll understand.

Mrs. Willis is
bereaved at the loss of her husband.

Seeing you at
this time, well, I, uh...

I'm not sure I
think it's advisable.

I understand.

I just...

I-I wanted her to know

that if there was anything
I could do to help...

Don't you
think you've done enough, Mrs. Hart?

Well, I'm, uh...

I'm sorry.

[Woman] Ron. Who was it?

Just a real
estate lady asking about the house.

[Jennifer] He wouldn't
even let me see her.

Well, maybe it's for the better.

All I wanted to do was
explain what happened.

I feel like a criminal.

[Doorbell rings]

Darling, i... I wish you really

hadn't have
gone over there alone.

Hi, there. This is for
Mrs. Jennifer hart.

She's not seeing anybody today.

Well, can you sign for her?

Sure, what do you got here?

Oh, I don't read
'em. I just deliver 'em.

Thanks.

I don't like the feel of it.

[Chuckles] So long.

It's for you, Mrs. H.
I signed for it.

Thanks, Max.

That looks like
a legal document.

It is.

They're suing me.

They're what?

They're suing
me for the wrongful death of Martin Willis.

Wrongful death?

You mean,
they're saying you whacked him out?

They certainly are.

And they're
asking for $2 million of compensation.

[Camp] So what's
the big emergency?

[Reston] I had an unexpected visitor
today.

The police?

They're not asking
any questions, are they?

No. No, not them. But we've got to be
more careful.

I'm always careful.

Now, what are you talking about?

A man came by...

Asking about Martin Willis.

What did you tell him?

To see you.

What?

Who was he?

Jonathan hart.

You know him?

It was his wife we set up.

Well, I don't like this.

I can tell you that.

Don't worry.

I've taken care of the harts.

You won't be
hearing from them again.

What makes you so sure?

I've given them
something more important to think about.

Jonathan... oh, there you are.

I've been looking all
over for you.

Oh, baby.

You feel as bad about
this as I do, don't you?

Yes, I do.

You know,
I've been thinking about that doctor.

Really? Willis' doctor?

Yeah, there's something funny about
him.

Well, how do you
know, darling? You've never even seen him.

I didn't have to.

I think I saw everything I needed to in
the waiting room.

What do you mean?

Well, when
I walked in there, the patients were going

at those video games full steam.

Then when they saw me,

everyone seemed
to take a turn for worse.

Do you think they were faking?

I don't know, but the
interesting thing is,

they all look like they'd
been in an accident.

Do you think
that Reston's specialty is accidents?

I'd stake my collarbone on it.

How do we prove that?

Want to play doctor?

[Man snoring]

[Door clicks]

[Jennifer whispering]
Darling, the light's on.

Maybe we ought
to get out of here.

[Jonathan]
Now, that's the physical therapy room.

As long as
we're here, let's check out the office.

[Whispering]
Darling, these are the patients' files.

[Snorts]

Here it is.

Look at that.

[Door closes]

Someone's coming.

[Gasps]

[Sighs]

Turn on the light.

Well, it's Dr. Reston.

The accident specialist.

Is he all right?

Yeah, he's alive.

I think he's drunk.

Come on, let's get out of here.

[Jonathan] I wish I could have

at least come up with
some solid evidence.

Right.

The next time I call,
it won't be to turn myself in.

Goodbye, lieutenant.

What happened?

He says we were lucky.

Lucky?

Well, we did go
in uninvited. Breaking and entering?

Not to mention destruction
of private property.

So why are we so lucky?

Reston thinks
that someone was looking for drugs.

The lieutenant also
made it very clear

that he didn't
want us to be involved with police work.

He said if there's something going on,
we...

I know. We should
leave up to the police.

Right.

So where do we go from here?

We go back to the
scene of the accident.

Oh, Jonathan.

I don't want to
go over all that again.

Darling... Is there something

that you could, uh, think of

that might
have happened before the accident.

Some detail that you've
forgotten? [Sighs]

Before the accident? Yeah.

I don't know. Let's see, um...

I was stopped for a red light.

Wait a minute.

You know, i... I, uh...

I think he was right
next to me. Yes, he was.

I remember he
was awfully nervous,

and there was
a "for sale" sign in the side window.

In fact...

He cut in front
of me when we were going up the hill.

That's how he
got in front of me when we approached

the intersection where
the accident happened.

We both stopped for a light,

then the light turned green.

He started up
again, and then he stopped, and I hit him.

That doesn't sound
right, does it?

No, it doesn't.

Jonathan...

Do you think that maybe he...?

Yeah, I think
he created the accident

in order to collect the
insurance money.

But, darling...

We're being
sued for $2 million because he died.

[Freeway barks]
[Max] Here we are.

Freeway paid
tribute to the lawn and the lamppost.

That really
deserves a double doggy treat, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, Max.

Feeling better, Mrs. H?

Oh, yes, Max.
Thank you. Much better.

She's feeling a lot better, Max.

It's you I'm worried about.

Me? Don't worry about me.

I never felt better in my life.

No, that, uh...

Kink you've got in your neck.

Kink?

I ain't got no kink.

Oh.

Service with a smile.

[Chuckles] We aim to please.

Oh, thanks.

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Here you go.

Nice setup you got here.

Glad you like it.

Here's to you.

It indicates
here that you were hit

in a rear-end
collision yesterday.

Yeah. Some
guy nailed me real good.

So, what can we do for you?

Well, this buddy of mine told me

I shouldn't mess
around with my insurance company.

He said if
I saw a lawyer, I'd be much better off...

If you know what I mean.

Tell me...

How did you happen
to come to this office?

Your friend?

I called this guy my
buddy suggested,

but he was out
of town on a seminar or something.

So my finger took
a little trip through the yellow pages.

Your ad was the best.

It seemed to say just
what I want to hear.

From what I've read
here, you have a...

Appears you have
a very strong case.

I see no problems.

So you can make it
worth my while, huh?

I foresee no difficulties.

What we'll do first
is start you on some medical treatment,

a little physical therapy.

I don't know about my doctor.

[Chuckles] I have a
physician who works with me exclusively

on all my personal-injury cases.

He'll take good care of you.

I was wondering...

- Yes?
- Well, you see,

with this accident and
all, I'm out a couple of bucks.

I mean, I had to rent
a car, and, you know,

I took off time from work.

And you'd like a little advance?

Only if it's kosher. I don't
want to break the rules or nothing.

How much do you need?

How much can I get?

Depends on how
hurt you want to be.

Oh, I'm hurt real bad.

We're awfully glad
you could come over, Paul.

That's all right. My pleasure.

Besides, it's a nice
change from city hall

and the, uh, public
defender's office.

-Hi, Jonathan.
-How are you? Nice to see you.

Nice to see you.

So... what can I do for you two?

You, uh, have a
traffic ticket you want me to take care of?

Not exactly.

We need some information.

Sure. I'd be happy
to help if I can.

Would you like a drink?

Yeah, I'd love
one. Scotch, please.

You got it.

Have you heard of
an attorney by the name of Ronald camp?

Camp. Yeah.

Yeah, I've seen him
around city hall... a lot.

He's a court-appointed attorney.

You know, that's
when the defendant can't afford one

and the court assigns one.

It's every citizen's right.

What is Mr. Camp's specialty?

Criminal, mostly.

But just, uh, two-bit
stuff. Thanks.

It's an easy way to
build up your clientele.

What do you mean?

Well... chances are, the defendant's
gonna get off.

I mean, if it's a first offense.

And chances
are they're gonna get busted again.

They usually
end up calling the guy who got 'em off.

Ron camp keeps real busy.

You mean, most of
his clients are petty thieves

and minor drug offenders.

Et cetera.

Say, look,
you're not involved with him, are you?

Well, nothing we can't handle.

Oh? What'd you do, run into
the back-end of one of his clients?

[Chuckles] Why did you say that?

Oh, camp handles
a lot of pi on the side.

What... what does that mean?

Um, personal injury, isn't it?

Right. Yeah.

Well, he's an ambulance chaser.

It's the only way
that kind of shyster

can make any kind of big bucks.

There's not much
work involved in it.

[Sighs]

Now you know who
to blame your high insurance rates on.

Cheers.

Here you are,
darling. Thank you.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. H.

Nice touch, don't you think?

What's that for, Max?

I saw that lawyer, Ronald camp.

I mean, if I was
really in an accident,

this is the way I'd wind up.

You want some coffee,
Max? Oh, thanks.

What'd you find out?

Well, it was a
real pain in the neck,

but I found out what you wanted.

When I was waiting, I listened
to these other guys talking.

They all knew each other.

None of them
worked. One of them was on probation.

Were they all rear-ended?

[Max] Yeah.
All whiplash like me.

There's one thing I
don't get, Mr. H.

If Martin Willis
was in on the scam...

What when wrong?
Why'd he get it?

Because an accident
only pays off a few thousand dollars.

But accidental death,

now, you're playing
for really high stakes.

Darling, do you
think that Mrs. Willis

was in on it all the
time and just got greedy?

Yeah, I think
that could be a possibility.

Hey. Maybe
this lady had a guy on the side, huh?

I think we ought
to find that out too.

[Telephone rings]

Hello. Jonathan hart.

Oh, yes, lieutenant.

All right.

They got the
preliminary autopsy report on Willis.

You think that
somebody tampered with the intravenous?

Yeah.

Okay. Um, yeah.

Thanks, uh, very
much, lieutenant. Bye. Appreciate it.

The night nurse said that, uh,

somebody moved
the clip on the intravenous.

Their theory is that
somebody took the iv apart,

put something in the drip,

and that, uh,
fed into the system.

Certainly would be a good way

to poison somebody, wouldn't it?

Yeah. Well, there's
nothing definite.

The cause of death
remains the same.

Complications
due to the accident.

And me.

The door's open. Oh.

Hello?

Maybe they're around back.

Let's check.

Uh, Mrs. Willis?

Oh. Hi there.

Hello, I'm, uh, Jonathan hart.

Hello. This
is my wife, Jennifer.

How do you
do, Mrs. Willis? Pleased to meet you.

Um, what can I do for you?

Well, my wife, uh, is the person who
was involved

in the accident
with your husband.

And we'd like
to talk to you about it.

Oh. You're...
You're the lady, uh...

[Sighs] I-I know you must feel

really badly about
hitting Marty and...

I just don't even
know what happened.

You don't?

No. A friend of mine

h-has been,
uh, taking care of everything for me,

and he wanted
me to wait until I was feeling better.

Uh...

[Sighs] W-would
you please sit down?

Thank you.

[Sighs]

Look, uh...

You're just going to
have to bear with me,

see, 'cause i... I haven't
been myself lately.

And when I found out,
I wanted to call you

and I wanted
to let you know that...

I know that you
weren't to blame or anything like that.

And I know that
it was just an accident.

Thank you.

Mrs. Willis, if you think it was just an
accident, then, uh...

Why are you filing suit?

Suit? I... I don't
know what you mean.

These are legal documents,
and they state that you're filing a suit

against my wife
for, uh, $2 million.

Two million dollars?

W-Why would
I do a thing like that?

Because of the accident.

Well, that's ridiculous.

I know that you didn't mean it.

And you really look
like a very nice person.

She is. And it
was a minor accident.

Look, I know a lot of people didn't
think that Marty was very good.

And i... I know
he gambled. So what?

[Sighs]

We had something
that was very special.

I loved him.

And not even $100 million...

Would make
up for his being gone.

And the lawsuit?

I don't know anything about it.

But...

I think I might know who does.

Would that be Ron camp?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Mrs.
Willis, but I'm afraid

your husband's
last bet was thrown.

He didn't stand
a chance of winning.

[Intercom buzzes]

Yeah. [Secretary] Mr. Camp,

it's louanne Willis on line 2.

Great.

Louanne. I was
just gonna call you.

[Louanne] Ron, is that you?

[Chuckles] Yes, of course it is.

Heh, where are
you? It sounds like you're in a tunnel.

I've got you on my speakerphone.

Well, good. Because there's something that
I want to tell you,

and I don't care if the
whole world hears it.

Good news?

What is this
about legal suits and wrongful deaths?

Uh... oh, it's, uh... it's
standard procedure in a case like this.

What case?

Look, I don't
appreciate your taking advantage of me,

or trying to make a
profit off of Marty's death.

Or taking advantage
of those people.

Louanne, you don't understand.

I... i-I'm just looking
after your best interest.

What interest?

You...

And me.

With Marty gone, I
thought we could...

[scoffs quietly] Ron, I told
you years ago that you and I are finished.

And you didn't
listen to me then,

and I guess that
you never heard me.

I married Marty
because I loved him...

And because... He was good to me

and he made me laugh.

I mean, we had
a really good thing.

And I thought
you were my friend.

I am. I care about you.

That... that's why I'm
doing all this.

Look, I just want you to give that $2
million back.

Wherever it came from, I don't want
any part of it.

Furthermore, Ron,
I don't want any part of you.

[Sighs] Mr. Camp,

I found something
very interesting here.

I was making up
the files, and you'll never believe this.

But you know that
guy who came in here

with the rear-ender
the other day? Max?

What do you want, Susan?

I'm trying
to tell you, Mr. Camp,

he's the same person who signed

for Mrs. Hart
when she was served.

Tell me...? Tell me what?

[Sighs] Mr. Camp.

Look.

Yeah, yeah. They're signed.

[Sighs]

Here's the signature

on the proof of
service for Mrs. Hart.

Here's Max's
signature on his client docket and liens.

What?

Why didn't you
show me this before?

They're the same.

I thought you'd never notice.

[Sighs] I don't believe it.

Get me Dr. Reston
on the phone right away.

And hold all my
phone calls. I don't want to see anyone.

Uh, Mr. Camp... Right away!

[Door closes]

Yeah.

Well, the harts' man, Max,

is waiting
in the reception room.

Mm-hmm.

You leave me no choice, Ron.

I'll have to take care of him.

Well, I think
we should celebrate.

I'm gonna call lieutenant grey

and tell him what we
found out about camp.

Darling.

Max has gone to the
clinic for a treatment.

Gone to the clinic?

Dr. Reston's physical therapy

can be very hazardous
to your health.

Let's get over there.

How you feeling, Max?

I think your therapy
is beginning to help.

Oh, good.

Well, I have something for you.

It's, um, a muscle relaxer.

It'll ease out all
that tenseness you've been feeling.

Help you along
with your therapy.

I don't know
if I need this, doc.

Doctor's orders, Max.

Come on.

Thatta boy, Max.

Let's get on the table.

Facedown.

[Tires screeching]

All right, Max,
now, you just relax.

Gee, doc, that feels real good.

Be back to
check on you in about a half an hour.

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Did you take care of him?

I gave him a tranquilizer.

You want a drink? No.

Well, I can use one.

We got about 20 minutes,

then he should be
sleeping like a baby.

Do you have the stuff here?

Yeah.

This should do the trick.

Are you sure it won't
show up in his system?

It didn't in Marty, did it?

[Sighs]

I... I thought...

I thought you'd do it this time.

This is as far as I go.

But... he's not even
hooked up to an iv.

You can figure it out.

I got faith in you.

Let's get it over with.

You covered
yourself, didn't you?

Death due to complication,

a result of which caused his heart to
stop.

Lucky for you, they won't
hold that against you in a court of law.

He'll be out a while.

Yeah.

A lifetime.

Wait a minute.
You can't go in there.

Stop!

What's going on here?

That's what I'd like to know.

[Grunting]

Okay.

Ron, why don't you
just give it up, huh?

[Grunting]

[Jonathan] Watch it. Careful.

Was that meant for Max?

As they say...

Innocent until proven otherwise.

What happened? I'll
explain later.

Just my luck.

Looks like I slept
through the best part.

Well, I'll tell
you something, Max.

We're not ready
for an instant replay.

[Jennifer] Oh.

Oh. Ah. [Winces]

Oh, darling.

[Grunting]

Do you think
anxiety makes you accident-prone?

I think it's only a sprain. Oh.

Besides, your anxiety
was over yesterday.

I think your
timing's a little off.

Yeah, about three stairs.

Easy. Ouch!

[Sighs]

Now, look... what we do...

Is put your ankle up.

[Groans]

Easy, easy, easy. Up like that.

Ooh.

Then we apply the
ice to the injured area.

Do you have
a license to practice?

I take any license I can get.

Now, the other thing is you should slide
down a little bit like that, see?

Relieves the stress
on your back. [Grunting]

Now, put your arms
around me, that's it.

- Lean forward.
- But, darling,

it's my ankle that's
hurt, not my back.

- Darling.
- Huh?

Sometimes these things creep up on
you.

- So I've noticed.
- Uh-huh.

You know, the
most important thing...

Is to make sure that the patient

is feeling comfortable.

- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

- Darling.
- Hm?

Do you think that mouth-to-mouth is
gonna help my sprain?

I've never
lost an ankle yet. Oh.

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