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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Happy Days is filmed
before a live audience.
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Who are you going to be taking
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to the Goalpost Dance
tonight? I don't know.
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I think I'm going to
go stag, you know,
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pick up Sherry or Arlene
or someone like that.
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Okay, okay, I got it.
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What do you got?
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Lady Chatterley's Lover.
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No kidding?
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How'd you get that? It's
only available in Europe.
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My uncle's a sailor.
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He smuggled it over in
the bottom of a parrot cage.
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Oh, wow.
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Get over here!
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All right, all right, okay.
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You've already read it? Yeah.
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Is it as good as they say?
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Mm...!
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Let's see a good part.
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Right. Oh!
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Who tore out the pages?
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That's sick, Ralph.
That's very sick.
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Yeah?
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Where I come from,
it's called funny.
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Well, then you
better go back there.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Well, at least Olivia
appreciates my sense of humor.
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Maybe you guys would
do bigger with chicks
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if you'd try it sometime.
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Well, there's Olivia. Why don't
you show her your funny book?
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She saw it already.
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She had to fight to
keep from laughing.
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Hi, Olivia!
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Listen, I want to surprise her.
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It's our anniversary.
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We've been going
together two weeks.
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Oh, two weeks.
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It's lasted that long?
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Sure, she's having a ball.
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Oh, yeah, you just
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really make her laugh,
huh, Malph? Right.
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Okay, okay, call her over.
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Oh, Ralph, you're going to
make a fool out of yourself.
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Me a fool?
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Oh, she loves this stuff.
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Call her over. Call her over.
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All right.
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Olivia, come here, will ya?
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Now be nice, guys.
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This could be the
future Mrs. Malph.
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Hi, guys.
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Hello, Ralph.
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Ha, cha-cha-cha.
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Hey, listen, I've been
looking for you all over.
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We need to talk.
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Yeah, right. Come
on, Potsie. Let's go.
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Yeah, we'll see
you. We'll see you.
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No, don't go.
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Whatever the big "O" has to say,
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she can say in
front of my friends.
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Okay, Toots, fire away!
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Ralph, please, it's personal.
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Well, go ahead.
We're all persons.
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Okay, Ralph.
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I don't ever want to
go out with you again.
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I'm really sorry, Ralph.
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What sorry?
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She's been doing
that joke all morning.
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I'll be right back.
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What do you think, Rich?
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I think we just met the
former future Mrs. Malph.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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He's gonna do his
Groucho Marx. It never fails.
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Don't say anything.
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Pretend we didn't see.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Pretend we didn't see.
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Okay, all right.
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She was a little upset.
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She seemed to be a little upset.
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She doesn't know what to
wear to the dance tonight.
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That can be a problem...
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She'll work it out.
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It's hard to find a good dress.
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I want to go fix my cigar.
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Get out of here! I
want to be alone!
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Hey, Malph, you got ten seconds
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to decide whether you want
to die with your hat on or off!
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Go ahead, Fonz! Cream me!
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Who would care? My life's over!
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Beat my face in!
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Hey, do I detect a note of
depression here in the air?
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Olivia Hunsecker dumped me.
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The girl of my dreams
crushed my cigar.
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Look at that face.
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Is this an ugly face?
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Listen, Malph, I got
very high standards.
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I know why Olivia
dumped me. I know why.
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It's the curse of the redheads.
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What are you talking about?
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I've got bright red
hair and freckles.
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It's not even red. It's orange.
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I've got orange hair.
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Yuck!
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Fonz, girls hate guys with
orange hair and freckles.
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You ever see Howdy
Doody with a date?
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I'm going to join the
French Foreign Legion.
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All right, now, come on,
Malph. Don't kid yourself.
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She didn't dump you
'cause you're a redhead.
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I know, I know. You're right.
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She didn't appreciate
my sense of humor.
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Imagine that.
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I even make our minister laugh.
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He begs me not to sit up front.
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Chicks hate clowns, man.
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They don't fall in love and
giggle at the same time.
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You know, what you got to
do is you got to be debonair,
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sophisticated like, uh, Clark
Gable, The Fonz, Cary Grant.
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Fonz, I... I could
never be like you.
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Hey, I know, but you got
a good shot at Cary Grant.
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I don't know, Fonz.
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Cary Grant, Clark
Gable... I'm not that type.
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All right, then, try
something sophisticated
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like, uh, Ronald
Coleman or Rex Harrison.
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Yeah, I am that type.
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I can do that. Yeah,
just do me a favor, okay?
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Save all your jokes
for the boys, huh?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fonz, have you ever heard
my Arthur Godfrey impression?
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No. Get ready.
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How are ya? How
are ya? How are ya?
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That's cool.
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Thanks, Fonz.
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I still got it.
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Yeah.
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Except I think he
left most of it here.
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♪ Wake up, little
Susie, wake up ♪
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♪ Wake up, little
Susie, wake up ♪
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♪ We've both been sound asleep ♪
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♪ Wake up, little
Susie, and weep ♪
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♪ The movie's over, it's 4:00,
and we're in trouble deep... ♪
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What have you got? Goldfish.
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I'm finally going
to beat Ralph to it.
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W-Well, let me get some first.
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Hey, Fonz.
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♪ Ooh-la-la... ♪
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What is that swimming
around in that bowl?
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Goldfish.
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Pretty funny, huh, Fonz?
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Will you get 'em out of there?
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
a lovely evening.
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Hey, Malph, what's
with the threads?
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Somebody die?
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Droll, Warren, very droll,
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but I'd like to give
you a bit of advice.
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Women do not like jokers.
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Is this Act Like a Nut Week
or are you putting us on?
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Sit on it, Richard.
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This... is the new Ralph Malph.
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What do you think, Fonz?
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Very sophisticated,
Malph, very Rex Harrison.
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Thank you, my good man.
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Uh, Ralph, uh, would
you like some punch?
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Tonight, Ralph Malph...
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Who put the goldfish in?
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Malph.
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Childish, Pots, very childish.
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Tonight, Ralph Malph...
The new Ralph Malph...
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Is going to use his
newfound charm
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to hypnotize Olivia Hunsecker.
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Hmm.
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There she is.
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Observe.
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Olivia, I would like to talk
to you outside for a moment.
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Later, Ralph.
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I think not!
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Hey, let's go outside and watch.
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Hey, don't you
have any sensitivity?
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Oh, right, Fonz.
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Hey, we're going to spy
on 'em from that window.
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Get out of here.
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Come on.
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All right, give me
a blow-by-blow.
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All right.
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In this corner, wearing
a tweed jacket and pipe,
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is the sophisticated and
serious new Ralph Malph.
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Hey, that's my boy, yeah.
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In the other corner,
wearing no sense of humor,
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is Olivia Hunsecker.
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Boo, boo... And
there's the bell.
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Ralph comes out
smooth by tipping his hat.
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All right, if he just
sticks to my plan,
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he's got it made in the shade.
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Olivia gently takes the hat
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and drop-kicks it
across the parking lot.
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Oh, my, oh, my, it looks
like Ralph's in trouble.
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She's yelling at him.
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That's all right. He's just
got to stick to that plan.
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He's got to stick to that plan.
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It looks like Ralph's
in real trouble now.
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Fonz, did your plan include
taking out chattering teeth?
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What does Rex Harrison
need with chattering teeth?
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I don't know,
Fonz. It's your plan.
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Get up there and
tell me about it.
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Now he's putting
his pipe in his ear.
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Oh, God.
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He's putting on the
rubber nose and glasses.
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That's it.
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And the fright wig.
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It's over. Uh-oh,
here they come.
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What's the matter?
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America was built
on knock-knock jokes.
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Malph, will you get over here?
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What is this?
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Fonz, I kept saying
"Knock-knock"
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and she wouldn't
even say "Who's there?"
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Do you know what you just did?
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You took one of
my foolproof plans
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and in front of all my
fans, man, you made it fail.
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I couldn't help it, Fonz.
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She yelled at me... and
then she kicked my hat.
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I panicked and went
into my old jokes.
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"She kicked my hat.
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She yelled at me."
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You are useless, Malph.
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I ain't going to ever
talk to you again.
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You're right, Fonz, I am.
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I'm useless.
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There's only one
thing I'm going to do
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and that's going to join
the French Foreign Legion!
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00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,826
The French Foreign Legion!
258
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,079
I haven't seen him this upset
259
00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,214
since they cancelled
The Pinky Lee Show.
260
00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:37,685
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
261
00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:39,036
Great meal, Mrs. C.
262
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,605
You really got a way with chow.
263
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,806
Oh, thank you.
264
00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,475
It's nice having you
to dinner, Potsie.
265
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,672
Well, if, uh,
nobody else is going
266
00:10:46,696 --> 00:10:47,940
to eat this last hamburger...
267
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:48,964
Oh, thanks, Mr. C.
268
00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:51,466
I'll eat it.
269
00:10:51,535 --> 00:10:53,479
Marion, that's the
sixth one he's had.
270
00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:54,780
Where does he put it?
271
00:10:54,804 --> 00:10:56,404
Well, he's a growing boy.
272
00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:58,518
Why can't he grow at home?
273
00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,475
Yes, dear.
274
00:11:00,544 --> 00:11:02,710
Uh, Joanie, start
the dessert, dear.
275
00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:05,346
Richard, why didn't
you invite Ralph?
276
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,326
Oh, I did, but he
didn't want to come.
277
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,561
He broke up with his girlfriend
278
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,145
and he says he never
wants to eat again.
279
00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:13,471
Come in!
280
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,472
Hi, everybody.
281
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,852
Ralph!
282
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,808
Oh, you did come.
283
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,187
Do you want some dinner?
284
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,746
Yeah, maybe Potsie'll
share his sixth hamburger.
285
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,055
Thanks anyway, Mrs. Cunningham.
286
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,443
Well, at least
have some dessert.
287
00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,112
It's strawberry shortcake.
288
00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:28,086
No, I got to start
getting in shape.
289
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,948
In shape for what? The
French Foreign Legion?
290
00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:32,590
All that was
nonsense, kid stuff.
291
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,637
Ralph, you made
the right decision.
292
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,161
You're telling me.
293
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,513
I just enlisted in the
United States Marines.
294
00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:40,948
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
295
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,017
♪ La, la, la, la, la. ♪
296
00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,993
Ralph, you really enlisted?
297
00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,957
Well... well, I'm going down
tomorrow, but I'm ready.
298
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,464
In two days I take my physical
299
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,798
and after that, it's official.
300
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,784
I'll be inducted and on my way.
301
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,353
Private Ralph Malph.
302
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,700
Yeah, well, let me tell
you something, Private.
303
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,658
Joining the service is,
is no picnic, you know,
304
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,755
and especially the
branch you're joining.
305
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,945
Yeah, the Marines
are a pretty tough outfit.
306
00:12:12,014 --> 00:12:13,731
Tough? I can take it.
307
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,166
I'll be gone for quite a while.
308
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,367
Hmm.
309
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,636
And Joanie, I guess you'll
be a full-grown woman
310
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,637
when I get back.
311
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,557
Don't get yourself excited.
312
00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:26,994
Oh.
313
00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,907
But Ralph, you'll-you'll
miss high school.
314
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,342
And college. What about college?
315
00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:31,627
You'll miss your prom.
316
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,100
Prom? Who's got time to dance?
317
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,769
I'll be dodging bullets, mister.
318
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,271
All right, hold it! I want
to talk to you for a minute.
319
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,873
Sure. Excuse me.
320
00:12:38,941 --> 00:12:40,919
Okay, Rich, a private
good-bye, huh?
321
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:42,488
Well, don't make it too mushy.
322
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,656
I hate mush.
323
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,824
We're men now.
324
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,759
Oh, Rich, listen, if
I'm missing in action,
325
00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:48,710
will you make sure
they look for me?
326
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:53,287
I think his brain is
missing in action.
327
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,067
Come on, Rich. Join up with me.
328
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,535
We could start a
redheaded battalion.
329
00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:57,675
N-No!
330
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,878
No, I'm not joining,
and neither are you.
331
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,147
One girl is not that
important, Ralph.
332
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,376
Rich, it's gone far beyond that.
333
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,102
And last night I was guided
by a will greater than ours.
334
00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:12,707
Oh, you-you mean... Fonzie.
335
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,346
Fonzie told you to
join the Marines?
336
00:13:18,415 --> 00:13:20,493
Yeah. So it must
be a great idea.
337
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:21,994
The Fonz is never wrong.
338
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:25,186
Well, I'd love to stay
and chat, but I got to run.
339
00:13:25,255 --> 00:13:27,600
It's 1800 hours. 6:00, right?
340
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,071
Medals, the whole bit, right?
341
00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,239
Oh, Ralph. Ticker tape.
342
00:13:33,263 --> 00:13:34,407
Hi, America.
343
00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:35,575
Listen, Rich,
344
00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:37,410
if you change your
mind about joining,
345
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:38,711
give me a call.
346
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,180
You're going to miss a
lot of great USO shows.
347
00:13:41,204 --> 00:13:43,764
♪ From the halls
of Montezuma... ♪
348
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,213
Well, what happened?
349
00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:53,781
Where's Ralph?
350
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:55,617
Gone to sign up.
351
00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:58,385
He was guided by a
will greater than ours.
352
00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:02,040
You-You mean... Fonzie.
353
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,345
Fonzie talked Ralph
into joining the Marines?
354
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,331
Oh, sure. Fonzie could talk
Ralph into doing anything.
355
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,383
Then Fonzie can
talk him out of it.
356
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,035
Yeah. Yeah, you
know, you're right.
357
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,171
I... I'm going to go
down to Arnold's
358
00:14:17,239 --> 00:14:18,739
and talk to Fonzie about this.
359
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,842
Sunday. Arnold's is closed.
360
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,110
Yeah, I know, but, uh,
one day out of the year,
361
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,589
Arnold always lets
Fonzie use the place
362
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,847
to take his Christmas
card pictures.
363
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,015
You know.
364
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,300
I'll see you later.
365
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,467
Well, I certainly hope
366
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,303
he can talk some
sense into Ralph.
367
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,470
Me, too.
368
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,473
Oh come on,
Joanie. Let's clean up.
369
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,608
Uh, Marion?
370
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,074
Why is he still here?
371
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,784
I don't know, dear.
372
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,619
Do you want me to ask him?
373
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,621
Never mind.
374
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:03,884
Potsie, uh,
375
00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:06,220
you have anything
planned for tonight?
376
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:07,789
Oh, I'm free this evening.
377
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:09,607
What do you want to do?
378
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,111
Oh, gee whiz.
379
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,195
I got to help Marion
with the dishes.
380
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,399
I'm free tomorrow night, too.
381
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,436
♪ ♪
382
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,360
Okay, okay, now it's your
turn to sit on Santa's lap.
383
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,107
Hey, you take the pictures.
384
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,597
Hey, hey, hey, we
know it's your camera.
385
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,477
She ain't gonna hurt
it. Huh? Come on.
386
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,645
Atta girl, come here.
387
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,702
Fonz, can I talk to
you for a minute?
388
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,383
Hey, later. I'm taking
my Christmas pictures.
389
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,218
All right, now, listen.
You two change places.
390
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,386
Come here, my little elf.
391
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,676
This is important, Fonz.
392
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:46,205
The Fonz's Christmas
pictures ain't important?
393
00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:48,174
This is the way I bring my joy
394
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,642
and glad tidings to the world.
395
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,400
Fonz, I got to talk to you.
396
00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:54,034
Ralph came over
to my place and...
397
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,548
Look at this:
you're in the picture.
398
00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:57,849
All right, now, if you're
going to be in the picture,
399
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,084
will you turn around and smile?
400
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:00,269
All right, smile.
401
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,370
That's cool. All right.
402
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,072
All right, now
what's so important?
403
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,597
Well, Ralph came over to
my place, you see, and...
404
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,831
Smile.
405
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,013
Well, you see, Fonz,
it's like this. Yeah?
406
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,237
Ralph's about to throw
his life in the garbage.
407
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,539
Yeah... What do you mean?
408
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,087
Okay, now profile.
Everybody, profile.
409
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,976
He's joining the Marines.
410
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,723
Yeah, I know that, I know that.
411
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,028
Okay, now, everybody smile
and wave. Smile and wave.
412
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,750
Fonz, I got to tell you,
413
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,652
I really think you
did a bad thing.
414
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,587
I mean, I really
think you blew it.
415
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,534
Hey, what do you
mean, I blew it?
416
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,168
What do you mean I blew it?
417
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,392
Will you stop waving?
418
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,639
Now, go over there and
switch hats or something.
419
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,229
Get over here.
420
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,358
Now, what do you
mean, I blew it?
421
00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:41,915
Did you tell Ralph
to join the Marines?
422
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:43,379
Well, he came over to my place
423
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,813
talking about the French
Foreign Legion, right?
424
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,882
I told him it was a
silly idea. I agree.
425
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,167
Yeah. I mean, he'd
look dumb in that hat.
426
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:50,669
The Marines, on
the other hand...
427
00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:51,871
That's a cool uniform.
428
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,610
You told him that?
429
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,923
Yeah, I also told him
430
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,925
the Marines do very
good with chicks, too.
431
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,627
So what? So he
decided to enlist.
432
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,329
Well, it might do him some good.
433
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,130
Rocky Baruffi enlisted,
came out a man.
434
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,435
Yeah, but what did Rocky
Baruffi give up when he enlisted?
435
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:05,734
How little you know, man.
436
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,935
He was a Warlord.
437
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,420
Three chicks, a great bike.
438
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,055
There's not much
future in being a Warlord.
439
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,119
I mean, that doesn't look
good on a job application.
440
00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:13,514
Ralph was going
to go to college.
441
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,582
He was going to learn
how to be a dentist.
442
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:18,211
Oh, yeah? Well, I guess
then, he blew it, huh?
443
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,648
We learn from our mistakes.
444
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,139
Oh, come on, Fonz. You
got to do something about this.
445
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,786
I am. I'm taking my
Christmas pictures.
446
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,420
All right girls, let's
go. Oh... Fonz...
447
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,122
Hey, Rich, Ralph
just called your house.
448
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,024
What's up? His father
won't let him enlist.
449
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,225
Turned him down flat. Oh.
450
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,393
Yeah. You see that?
451
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,795
Nobody blew it. Here we go.
452
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,563
But he's not going
to give up that easy.
453
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,098
He's running away
tonight to Chicago to enlist.
454
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,400
He says he's going to do
what the Fonz told him to.
455
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,601
But, listen, I better get back.
456
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,558
Mr. C's going to miss me.
457
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,562
All right. All right,
you see that, Fonz?
458
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,264
Now this is your responsibility.
459
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,532
Hey, I don't see nothing.
460
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,768
He brought up the
Marines; I just agreed.
461
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,115
Ralph takes your word
on everything, Fonz.
462
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,872
Well, he shows good judgment.
463
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,651
Nobody can talk
him out of anything
464
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,653
if he thinks you're
on his side, Fonz.
465
00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,822
Nobody except you.
466
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,045
You're in the picture again.
467
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,563
Would you turn around and smile?
468
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,243
No, no, I'm not going to smile.
469
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,410
I'm not going to wave.
470
00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:06,911
This is too important.
471
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,435
What am I supposed to do?
472
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,803
Talk to him.
473
00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:11,583
Talk him out of
joining the Marines.
474
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,167
Just say to him,
"Ralph, I was wrong."
475
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,946
Wrong? The Fonz is wrong?
476
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,258
You got to, Fonz.
477
00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:22,016
I don't got to do nothing.
478
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:25,152
But I'll tell you what. I
mean, I'll think about it. Ha.
479
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,320
I'm even going to
have to practice this.
480
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,292
Ralph, I was wr...
481
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:37,714
All right.
482
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,485
Just kind of stuck in my
throat there, stuck in my throat.
483
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,221
Ralph, look, I was wr...
484
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,824
I was not!
485
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,256
Fonz, if you don't talk
to him before tonight,
486
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,947
this thing is going to be on
your conscience, all right?
487
00:18:53,016 --> 00:18:54,360
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
488
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,716
All right, girls, let's go.
489
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:57,919
Hey, Dolores, uh, go
up on the chimney there
490
00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,553
and, uh, slide down, will you?
491
00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,188
Here we go. Come here, yeah.
492
00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:03,257
And what do you
want for Christmas?
493
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,459
Aaayyh!
494
00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:08,295
I gave that to you last year.
495
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,780
What are you...?
496
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,600
♪ ♪
497
00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:15,931
Hey, Malph.
498
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,766
Oh, Fonz, I was
just writing you a note
499
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,357
'cause I want you to take
care of my car while I'm away.
500
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,707
Yeah, look, uh, I've been
looking all over for you, Malph.
501
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,790
Don't get mad, Fonz. I'll
store it someplace else.
502
00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:26,775
No, no, it has nothing
to do with the car.
503
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,544
Now, what is this, um,
you're going to Chicago?
504
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,128
That's right. I'm
running away to enlist
505
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:31,730
'cause my father wouldn't
give me permission.
506
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,566
He says I should
wait till after college
507
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,406
so I can go in as an officer.
508
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,142
Now, that's no way to
become a man, right, Fonz?
509
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,711
Yeah, well, I think we
better talk about this, uh,
510
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,257
your joining the
Marine business here.
511
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,558
Yeah, Fonz. Yeah.
512
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,362
I really want to thank
you for that. Uh-huh.
513
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,420
When I came to see you
yesterday, I was a lost sheep.
514
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,323
After that thing with Olivia,
I didn't know what to do.
515
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,925
But if the Fonz says I
belong in the Marines,
516
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,460
then the Marines it is.
517
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,397
'Cause I know the Fonz would
never give anyone a bum steer.
518
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,631
Yeah.
519
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,544
Hey, um, what are
these posters for?
520
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:03,745
Oh, I'm keeping those.
521
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,547
I'm taking them
with me. Oh, yeah?
522
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,811
A little Marilyn Monroe,
a little Sandra Dee, huh?
523
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,273
No, Fonz. Much better.
524
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,775
This is my W.C. Fields.
This is my Marx Brothers.
525
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,244
What's this third one here?
526
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,622
Oh, forget that, Fonz.
527
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,206
Really. I mean, it's not...
528
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,062
I figured I'd hang
it in the barracks
529
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,629
and cheer up the guys.
530
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,321
Malph, you're not going to
hang these up in any barracks
531
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,357
'cause you're not going
to join the Marines.
532
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,375
Just take all of this
stuff home, okay?
533
00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:29,543
But, Fonzie, not join?
534
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:30,711
I'm all packed.
535
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:33,230
You told me it was
the right thing to do.
536
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,416
Look, I know what
I told you to do,
537
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,602
but when I told you
to do that, I was wr...
538
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:43,541
Ralph, I was wr...
539
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,494
I was not exactly right.
540
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,063
What do you mean, not right?
541
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:52,182
I mean... not right.
542
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,484
I don't get you.
543
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,319
You mean you were wrong?
544
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,586
Mmm.
545
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,322
Yeah, that's right, Malph.
546
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,275
I was what you just
said I was just then, yeah.
547
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,593
Wrong?
548
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,145
The Fonz wrong?
549
00:21:04,213 --> 00:21:05,713
Malph, look,
550
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,815
there is a first time
for everything, huh?
551
00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:09,028
I don't understand, Fonz.
552
00:21:09,052 --> 00:21:11,396
How could you be wrong
about a thing like that?
553
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,980
No. I don't understand
it myself, Ralph.
554
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,133
I don't understand it myself.
555
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:15,801
I was under a lot of pressure.
556
00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:17,665
I was under a lot of cars, too.
557
00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:19,060
Two of them were Edsels.
558
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:21,189
Maybe the pressure was
getting to me. I don't know.
559
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,362
No, Fonzie.
560
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:24,664
You might have been
under a lot of cars,
561
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:25,866
but you weren't wrong.
562
00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:27,112
You were right. Oh!
563
00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:28,936
Everything you said
about me was true.
564
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,503
I'm useless around here.
565
00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:31,839
I got to join.
566
00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,207
Everybody hates me.
567
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:34,608
I'll see you.
568
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,043
Malph!
569
00:21:36,112 --> 00:21:39,964
I didn't tell you why
I was, uh... Wrong?
570
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,002
I didn't tell you why you
shouldn't join the Marines.
571
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,071
And why shouldn't I go, Fonz?
572
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,372
I mean, tell me.
573
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,676
Because if you
join the Marines...
574
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,112
I'm gonna miss you.
575
00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,967
You would miss me?
576
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:02,113
But, Fonz, you're
always telling me
577
00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,349
to get lost and to sit on it.
578
00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,518
You even told me I was useless.
579
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,843
Ralphie, don't you
know when I'm joshing?
580
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,496
You're one of my best buddies.
581
00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:16,383
Really? I am?
582
00:22:16,452 --> 00:22:17,718
I am?
583
00:22:17,786 --> 00:22:18,986
How come?
584
00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:20,954
Yeah, how come?
585
00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:23,535
Uh... because you are so funny.
586
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,237
That's it: 'cause
you're so funny, Malph.
587
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,893
Really, Fonz? Are
you on the level?
588
00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:28,173
Hey, look at my life:
589
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:31,098
I got girls. I got cars.
I got girls. I got bikes.
590
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,877
I got girls, I got girls. Yeah.
591
00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:35,647
I mean, I need something to
break up the monotony. Me?
592
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,872
Yeah. I mean the way that
you do that Arthur Godfrey.
593
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,191
How are ya? How
are ya? How are ya?
594
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,609
Aaayyh!
595
00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:45,238
You're gonna deprive the
Fonz of a laugh like that?
596
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,881
No, Fonz, no. I would never
want to deprive you, never.
597
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,284
That's right. So I tell you
what you're going to do.
598
00:22:50,352 --> 00:22:51,792
You're going to
stay right here, huh?
599
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:53,331
And there's something else
you've got to know, Ralph.
600
00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:54,699
There's something
else you got to know.
601
00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:57,124
Just 'cause you didn't
tickle a girl's funny bone
602
00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:59,159
don't mean your
whole life is wrong.
603
00:22:59,228 --> 00:23:01,695
You just find a chick
that's going to, uh, respond
604
00:23:01,763 --> 00:23:03,046
to your sense of humor.
605
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:07,400
Just pick up your bag,
put it in the car, drive home,
606
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,163
and I will see you
tomorrow, okay?
607
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,754
Okay, Fonz. Just one more thing.
608
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,103
Yeah, what?
609
00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:16,777
I want you to have this.
610
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,098
Malph... I am touched.
611
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,835
Listen, I'm just gonna
go and lock up, okay?
612
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,102
Okay.
613
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,270
Buddy.
614
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,505
Buddy.
615
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,014
Fonz? Fonz? Yeah.
616
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,175
How are ya? How
are ya? How are ya?
617
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,612
You're the greatest.
618
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,930
♪ ♪
619
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:51,445
Well, you really came
through for Ralph, Fonz.
620
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,924
Yeah, well, I want
to tell you something.
621
00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:56,350
I still don't think I
did anything wr...
622
00:23:56,419 --> 00:23:58,018
I can't say that word.
623
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,804
Oh, God. Oh.
624
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,072
What's so funny?
625
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,473
It's that new girl, Sheila.
626
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,743
She's the funniest
girl I've ever met.
627
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,728
She's a riot!
628
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,484
Hey, Fonz, guys,
I wanted to just...
629
00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:54,174
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
630
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,477
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
631
00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:05,205
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
632
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,021
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
633
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,130
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
634
00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:13,543
♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
635
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,996
♪ These days are ours ♪
636
00:25:16,064 --> 00:25:18,965
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
637
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:21,201
♪ These days are ours ♪
638
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,804
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
639
00:25:23,872 --> 00:25:26,440
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
640
00:25:26,509 --> 00:25:30,010
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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