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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, wah, ooh... ♪
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Happy Days is filmed
before a live audience.
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Yeah, Fonzie's free.
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Oh, Fonz,
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am I glad you're home.
Hey, Cunningham.
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Dig my wall, huh?
Yeah, that's real cool.
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Listen, Fonz.
Yeah, you see this?
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I'm putting all these pictures
in the shape of a diamond
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'cause all my chicks are gems.
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Yeah, gems.
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That's cool, Fonz, listen.
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You see this chick?
This is Norma.
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Now, her picture used to be
down here, but she's earned
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a promotion if you
know what I mean.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I get it, Fonz, listen... And
you see this chick here?
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Now, she's got a lot of
class, a lot of brains...
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She's a big time receptionist
for Dr. Sadowsky, huh?
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Hey.
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"Would you please have a seat?"
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Whoa! Fonz, please!
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You see this chick
over here, that's Maria.
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Fonzie, will you shut up?
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Fonzie shut up?
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Fonzie shut up?!
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No, why don't you just say,
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"Fonzie, would you
remove all my teeth?"
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It's the same result.
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I got something
important to tell you.
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There is nothing more
important than my chicks.
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The cops are looking for you.
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That's more important
than my chicks.
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Thanks for telling me.
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Officer Kirk was
down at Arnold's.
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He was asking
a lot of questions.
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Kirk? Yeah.
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Kirk... oh, yeah, I met him
at the, uh, Policeman's Ball.
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He's a lousy dancer,
let me tell you.
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Nothing to worry about.
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No sweat.
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Well, if it's no sweat,
how come you're packing?
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Hey, I'm not packing.
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I'm just rearranging my life.
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Well, it looks like
packing to me, Fonz.
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Hey, listen, I can't
let the cops find me
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till I find out what they want.
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I'm just going to hang
around town for a while.
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Might take a few hours,
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might take a few weeks.
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Well, what should
I tell my parents?
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I mean, if you take off,
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they're going to ask questions.
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You know, that's right.
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I mean, they've been
cool, I can't just split on 'em.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
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I'm going to finish packing,
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I'm going to come
down and talk to 'em.
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We'll tell 'em my,
uh, my aunt got sick.
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Always works, all right?
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All right.
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What's in the box, Fonz?
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My engagement rings.
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You give girls engagement rings?
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Hey, don't be silly.
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They give 'em to me.
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Howard, what are
you doing lurking
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by the window?
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Marion, turn off the lights.
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Dad, if you and Mom want
to be alone, I'll go upstairs.
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Nobody move.
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Maybe he'll think
we've gone to bed.
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Howard, there's a
police car out there.
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I know that, Marion, and
I know who they're after.
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They're after me.
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Joanie, will you get
upstairs? I'm going.
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Why are they here?
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Because of all
those tickets I got
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for parking in front
of the hardware store.
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Can children visit prisons?
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Will you get upstairs?
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You still haven't paid
those parking tickets?
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I refuse to, Marion.
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Now, look, I am entitled
to a yellow loading zone
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in front of my hardware store.
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I'm a taxpayer,
I'm a model citizen,
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and a leader in the community.
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Is that why you're
hiding here in the dark?
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You, upstairs.
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Oh, it's too late.
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He's coming up the walk.
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Howard.
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You sure you aren't just
jumping to conclusions?
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They could be here
just to sell tickets
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to the Policeman's Ball
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or maybe the alarm
went off in your store again
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or just anything.
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Yeah, maybe
you're right, Marion.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
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In times of crisis, I can
always count on you
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for a clear head.
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Well, good evening, Officer.
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Evening.
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Don't tell me it's time for
the Policeman's Ball again.
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Or did my alarm go off
at the hardware store?
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No, Mr. Cunningham, I'm here
about all your parking tickets.
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A lot you know
about life, Marion.
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Oh, Officer, I just begged
him to pay those tickets.
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He has over a hundred upstairs.
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M-Marion!
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He had a ticket every
day for four months.
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Marion!
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All right, knock it off!
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Knock it off, Marion.
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That's better.
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Now, Cunningham,
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we can take care of all
those parking tickets of yours
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and that loading
zone you've been after
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if you'll do us a favor.
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We want Arthur Fonzarelli.
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Oh, I should have known better.
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What did he do?
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Car 48, Officer Kirk, car 48.
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I got to answer that radio.
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Come on outside with me. Yeah.
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They want Fonzie.
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Cunningham!
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Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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The police are after Fonzie!
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Run out and up the stairs
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and tell him he'd
better take it on the lam.
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Oh, good, you're leaving.
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Uh...
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F-Fonzie has a
little bit of a problem.
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Yeah, well, no, it's
not exactly my problem.
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See, uh, my aunt
was hit by a bus.
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Good.
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What? What?
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I mean it's good that you're
going to go and see your aunt.
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We'll call you
when she's healed.
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Take the shortcut
out the back way.
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Thanks for trying, Mrs. C.
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All right, Kirk,
you got me, huh?
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How did I know it was
the mayor's daughter?
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What's he talking about?
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I don't know and I
don't want to know.
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From here on in, you handle it.
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Remember, you got a
loading zone riding on this.
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Yeah.
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All right, now, let
me ask a question.
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Was my aunt hit or not?
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I'll explain the
whole thing to you.
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Joanie, get upstairs.
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I always have to go upstairs.
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I miss everything.
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Everything that
happens in this house,
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I have to hear in the streets.
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I know... up!
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Look, you're not in
trouble with the police,
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but I would like to talk
to you for a minute, huh?
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Sure. Sit down.
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Sit here? Yeah.
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Uh, look, Fonzie,
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I-I've made some arrangement
with the police department.
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You see, uh, as
you probably know,
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for some time now
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I've been wanting
to get a loading zone
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in front of my hardware store.
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So, uh, the police have promised
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to do me a little favor and
in return, I promised them
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that you would do
them a little favor.
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What am I supposed to do?
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You know, Fonzie, ever
since you moved in here,
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uh, we've all
become pretty close.
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Wouldn't you say that?
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I mean, Mrs. C. likes you
and Richie idolizes you
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and Joanie adores you
and I'm looking forward
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to spending Christmas
with you and...
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Must be some little
favor. Hey, listen,
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after a speech like
that, how can I refuse?
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What do you want me to do, huh?
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I want you to
become a policeman.
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Oh!
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Are you all right? I'm
all right, I'm all right.
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Hey, Mr. C., no way.
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And you blew Christmas.
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No, no.
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No, not, not
exactly a policeman.
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I'm not explaining this right.
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Listen to me.
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The problem is
that your old gang
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the Falcons... Yeah?
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Well, they're about to have
a rumble with the Dragons.
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There ain't no problem.
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The Falcons will
kill the Dragons.
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Well, I think that's probably
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what they're trying
to avoid, Fonz.
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Yeah, you see, the
department thinks
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you can talk them out of it,
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that the Falcons
will listen to you.
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Hey, I can't talk
to the Falcons.
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I've been out of that
gang for three years now.
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Would that make any difference?
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You're still their hero.
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Yeah, that's true.
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I mean,
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they still talk about the
time you rode your bike
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through that electric
fence. Yeah, huh?
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Why did he do that?
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Because he's got guts, Howard.
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Look, what about it, Fonzie?
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You know, I-I really
need that loading zone.
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Will you talk to the Falcons?
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No.
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No?!
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But I promised them.
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It's, it's such a little thing.
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I mean, the whole
thing will be over
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before you even get a
chance to get your uniform dirty.
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Uniform?!
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Are they out of their minds?
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Let me tell you something.
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Five minutes in a uniform
can wipe out 20 years of cool.
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But you've got to
wear the uniform
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in order to ride the
police motorcycle.
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Are you telling me I'd get one
of those police motorcycles?
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Sure.
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See, this is your chance
to do something good.
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They need you.
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It's, it's like coming to
the rescue for the cavalry.
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Hey, I don't like the cavalry,
man, I like the Indians.
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No, no, look, it's more like
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one lone man coming in
at the, at the last minute
259
00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,747
and, and saving a whole town.
260
00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,484
A man like uh, uh,
uh, like, like Wyatt Earp
261
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,697
or, or, uh, Wild Bill Hickock.
262
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,570
Annie Oakley. Uh, Bat Masterson.
263
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,506
The Lone Ranger.
264
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,359
The Lone Ranger?
265
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,529
I loved that masked man.
266
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:27,265
His white horse and
those silver bullets
267
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,535
and that cloud of dust and
a mighty "Heigh-ho, Silver."
268
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:33,872
Hey!
269
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:37,325
The Lone Ranger
rides again, huh?
270
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,593
Will you do it, Fonz?
271
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,996
Hey, you got it, Kemo Sabe.
272
00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:46,267
Heigh-ho, Silver... and away.
273
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,103
How do you like that?
274
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,974
The Lone Ranger is going
to get me my loading zone.
275
00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:57,028
And we didn't even get
a chance to thank him.
276
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,936
Good morning, everybody.
277
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,515
I'll have breakfast in a minute.
278
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,250
No, just coffee,
Marion, I'm late.
279
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,707
Thank you.
280
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,342
Joanie?
281
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:14,690
You get your coat, I'll
drive you to school. Okay.
282
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,725
You look great, Fonz.
283
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,354
Yeah, you don't, you
don't think I look dumb?
284
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:32,163
No, you don't, Arthur,
you look very handsome.
285
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,444
Yeah, I don't want anybody
laughing at me, you know.
286
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,195
Nobody is going to laugh.
287
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,030
Dear, look at Arthur.
288
00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:41,673
All right, that's it.
289
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,203
No, no, no, Fonzie, you,
you just don't understand.
290
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,961
You see, she's never
seen you with a tie before.
291
00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:49,590
She's funny that way; she,
she likes to laugh at ties.
292
00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,594
Look Joanie, laugh
at my tie, huh?
293
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,417
It's not funny.
294
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,364
Oh, it's not, huh.
Well, how about this?
295
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,553
Yeah.
296
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:57,733
Yeah, see, I told you so.
297
00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,635
Come on, Joanie,
I'll take you to school,
298
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,604
and we'll laugh at
everybody who's wearing ties.
299
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:05,430
Man, does he
indulge that kid, huh?
300
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,165
Are you going to
set up that meeting
301
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,277
with the Falcons today, Fonz?
302
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,729
Oh, yeah, tonight at Arnold's.
303
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,987
You know, the cops want me
to get the, uh, Falcons involved
304
00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:14,455
in another kind of activity.
305
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:16,635
Would you like some
cinnamon buns, officer?
306
00:11:16,659 --> 00:11:18,159
Hey, thanks a lot.
307
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,697
You know, I was, I was
thinking about softball,
308
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,848
something like that.
309
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,344
Yeah, it sounds
like a good idea.
310
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:26,608
That's what they do in prison.
311
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:28,313
They set up these
soft ball teams.
312
00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:30,271
Of course they're
all home games.
313
00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,668
Home games.
314
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:35,060
Cunningham, I am on duty.
315
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,178
This is no time
to be cutting up.
316
00:11:37,247 --> 00:11:39,414
Oh, yeah. Sorry, Fonz.
317
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,564
Yeah...
318
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,249
Hey, maybe you'd
like to ask the Falcons
319
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,514
if they want to join the
softball league I'm in.
320
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,904
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
321
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,012
I'll bring that up at
the meeting, huh?
322
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,419
Marion? Marion,
will you look at this.
323
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:54,107
Someone left us a summons because
the covers on our garbage cans were off.
324
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,631
Oh, yeah, just
give me that, Mr. C.
325
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,327
Oh, you can take
care of that, Fonzie?
326
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,551
Uh, no, I forgot to sign it.
327
00:12:06,843 --> 00:12:08,276
♪ Dream ♪
328
00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:10,211
♪ Dream, dream, dream ♪
329
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,413
♪ Dream ♪
330
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,049
♪ Dream, dream, dream ♪
331
00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:19,487
♪ When I want you in my arms ♪
332
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:22,123
♪ When I want you... ♪
333
00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:26,560
Oh... I tilted!
334
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:29,998
♪ Whenever I want you,
all I have to do is dream... ♪
335
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,166
Hey, what's going on?
336
00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:35,003
Paula Petralunga just
played three games of pinball.
337
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,455
And I missed it!
338
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,641
It was a great moment in sports.
339
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,660
Of course.
340
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,229
I brought all my stuff.
341
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,675
What is this softball
business about?
342
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,210
Oh, Richie wanted
us to meet him here.
343
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,794
Something about our league.
344
00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:53,688
Hey, look at the Fonz!
345
00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:58,009
He looks like he joined
the Air Force or something.
346
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,444
Hey, Fonz, you look like
347
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,057
you joined the Air
Force or something.
348
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,115
Yeah? You want a
B-52 up your nose?
349
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,503
You're not funny, Potsie.
350
00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:09,671
Definitely not funny.
351
00:13:09,739 --> 00:13:10,688
What does that say?
352
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,040
Anything you want it to.
353
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,224
It says Special
Police. That's me.
354
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,894
Why did you join the cops, Fonz?
355
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,496
Hey, I didn't join them,
they joined me, huh?
356
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:19,831
They couldn't handle a rumble,
357
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,800
so they called on the Fonz.
358
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,367
All right, Fonz to the rescue!
359
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,319
Just like Rin Tin Tin.
360
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,821
What?
361
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,457
I mean the cavalry.
362
00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:32,143
The Lone Ranger. Yes, sir.
363
00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,677
All right now, listen
up, attention everybody.
364
00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:39,100
Arnold's is now closed.
365
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:40,601
Leave orderly, huh?
366
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,870
No yelling, no pushing
and no shoving.
367
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,240
Out, out, out, let's go!
368
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,391
Hey, hey, hey,
don't move so fast.
369
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,020
That's a moving violation.
370
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,193
Don't you think his
uniform looks dumb?
371
00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:56,717
Yeah, but are you
going to tell him that?
372
00:13:56,786 --> 00:13:58,130
Hey, did the
Falcons show up yet?
373
00:13:58,154 --> 00:13:59,487
Not yet. Why?
374
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:01,333
What's the Falcons got to
do with our softball team?
375
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:02,390
What are we doing?
376
00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:04,370
We're going to help
Fonz talk the Falcons
377
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:06,693
into playing softball
instead of having a rumble.
378
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,795
Are you kidding?
379
00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:08,946
That's a dumb idea.
380
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,147
I played with them once.
381
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,849
They slid into the pitcher.
382
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:15,720
It's a good idea,
it'll work, believe me.
383
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,423
Hey, hey, here we are,
fellas, in kiddie land!
384
00:14:21,745 --> 00:14:23,044
How are you doing, Lefty?
385
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,762
Hey, what is this, a trap?
386
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,280
Hey, it's cool, Lefty.
387
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,267
Hey, hey, it's Fonzie.
388
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,303
Ain't it a little early
for Halloween, Fonz?
389
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,932
Ain't it a little early
for death, Lefty?
390
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,092
Yeah, yeah, sure, I was
only kidding, no big deal.
391
00:14:38,161 --> 00:14:39,522
You look like a cop, though.
392
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,941
Is there a law against
looking like a cop?
393
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,397
I think there is.
394
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,765
So?
395
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:48,602
Hey, hey, hey, leave it to the
Fonz to break the law, huh?
396
00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:49,604
Now let's get down to business.
397
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,291
Hey, who are these nerds?
398
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,295
These are not nerds,
they are my friends.
399
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,146
Yeah.
400
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,512
Shut up, nerd.
401
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,462
All right, let's get
down to business.
402
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,852
Fonz, you hear?
403
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,356
We are going to kill the
Dragons tomorrow night.
404
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,468
Yeah, so I'm told.
405
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,602
All right, that's the reason
406
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,171
I got this little
get-together together.
407
00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:14,345
Busting heads ain't the way.
408
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,346
It ain't?
409
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,475
No, it ain't.
410
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,000
Yeah, but they moved
into Iggy's Drugstore.
411
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,234
That's our hangout.
412
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:21,981
A rumble's the only way
we could get rid of them.
413
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,006
Why not challenge
them to a softball game?
414
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,491
What is this, a
batboy's convention?
415
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,892
Hey, hey, hey, Richie, Richie.
416
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,912
Why don't we just cool it on
the baseball right now, okay?
417
00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:33,259
Yeah, sure, Fonz.
418
00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:35,683
Drink your pop, you guys
stay there, you come with me.
419
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:39,187
Now, I hear that
the, uh, city tore down
420
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,456
the Dragon's hangout.
421
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,858
Hey, we can't help it
if the city beat us to it.
422
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:45,537
Why don't you just
put up with them
423
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:47,673
until they get a new one, huh?
424
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,098
Hey, need we remind you, Fonz,
425
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,299
that the battle for Iggy's
426
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,501
was fought three
years ago by you?
427
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,303
And you won it for the Falcons?
428
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,971
Past history.
429
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,139
Yeah, but now they come in
430
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,141
and they get first
grabs on everything.
431
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,709
No big deal.
432
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:05,213
Hey, but they even try
to move in on our chicks!
433
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,347
Nothing there.
434
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:07,548
Here, Fonz, here.
435
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:10,385
There's enough chicks to
go around for everybody.
436
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,403
Yeah, but they come
in to Iggy's and-and
437
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,072
they take over, and they
say, "Fonzie can sit on it."
438
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,535
They say, "Fonzie sit on it?"
439
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,326
Who wants to play shortstop?
440
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,343
With the Dragons around,
441
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,095
there's no room
to park our bikes.
442
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,930
They say, "Fonzie sit on it?"
443
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,415
They challenged us!
444
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,499
We can't look chicken!
445
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,329
I thought I was
playing shortstop.
446
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,286
Wait a minute!
447
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,498
They say, "Fonzie sit on it?"
448
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,588
Fonzie sit on it.
449
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,468
I say, let's tear
the Dragons apart!
450
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,502
Wait a minute!
451
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,671
Wait a minute,
try it my way first.
452
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,839
Hey, maybe the kid's right.
453
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,757
We could use these
in a rumble, huh?
454
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:41,315
Hey, hey, hey, I
can't believe this.
455
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,800
They say, "Fonzie sit on it?"
456
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,001
Fonzie sit on it!
457
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,636
Give me that bag.
458
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,095
But, Fonz, you were
supposed to talk them
459
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,686
out of having the rumble.
460
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,432
Now they're going to
wreck Iggy's Drugstore.
461
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,784
I did, I talked them
out of it. You did?
462
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:08,075
Yeah, they're going
to rumble at Arnold's.
463
00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:10,811
Why should they wreck
their own hangout?
464
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,842
So they're going
to demolish Arnold's
465
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,443
while you sit here
lifting weights.
466
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,716
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
467
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,986
Well, why don't you cut
out the "uh, uh, uh, uh"
468
00:17:19,055 --> 00:17:21,922
and put ten more pounds
on each side for me, huh?
469
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:24,659
Fonz, you can't do this.
470
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:25,938
Hey, don't be silly,
471
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,240
I can lift twice as
much as I got here.
472
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,025
Will you listen to
me for a minute?
473
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,616
There is nothing to talk about.
474
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,529
We're dealing with
the law of the jungle.
475
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,336
The frogs kill the flies,
476
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,821
the snakes kill the frogs,
477
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,034
and the Falcons kill
the Dragons and that's it.
478
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,775
The Falcons are human
beings, they're not animals.
479
00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:44,061
You never ate
with them, did you?
480
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,014
Fonz, the police think
481
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,161
that you're going to be
down there handling this.
482
00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:51,786
All you have to do is go
down there and talk to them.
483
00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:54,305
Offer a compromise
solution or something.
484
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,374
Will you listen to me?
485
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,154
You know how
hard it is to carry on
486
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,673
a conversation by yourself?
487
00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:03,830
Okay.
488
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:07,134
Go ahead, Cunningham,
tell me about your solution.
489
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:10,638
Well, Fonz, as
long as you ask, uh,
490
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:12,518
the Falcons could have
the hangout for the first,
491
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:13,907
first part of the week,
492
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:15,938
and the Dragons could have it
for the second part of the week.
493
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,063
Cunningham, that's a great idea.
494
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,064
It's ingenious!
495
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,783
Heyyyyyy.
496
00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:28,433
All right, the show's over.
497
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:30,858
The Fonz is not to
be made sport of.
498
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,538
It's a dumb idea, half weeks.
499
00:18:32,562 --> 00:18:36,263
And I don't go "Hey-ey-ey-ey."
500
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,282
I go "Heyyy."
501
00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:43,948
Well, the idea makes a
lot of sense to me, Fonz.
502
00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:45,492
Well, if it makes so
much sense to you,
503
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,302
why don't you go down
there and stop the rumble?
504
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,193
Me? Yeah.
505
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,273
The Lone Ranger had
Tonto, you be my Tonto.
506
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,766
Well, I could, Fonz, but the
police think that you're going
507
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,312
to be doing it; I
mean, you're official.
508
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,047
Oh, yeah, I can't let
you go down there
509
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,083
with little bats and
balls without authority.
510
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,022
All right, come here.
511
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:05,259
There. There you go, huh?
512
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:06,276
You're official.
513
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,029
Yes, but it's your job, Fonz.
514
00:19:09,098 --> 00:19:11,666
Hey, used to be, huh?
I quit, I'm not a cop.
515
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,068
Certain things don't
feel right on the Fonz.
516
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:16,787
Now if they feel right for you,
you go and stop the rumble.
517
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,223
Well, I-I could do it, I
mean, I, I'm not afraid.
518
00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:22,676
Sure, listen, just, uh,
take my belt and my hat.
519
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,677
They're on the table.
520
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,413
I'm not afraid.
521
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,383
Hey, that's right, take
your plan, stop the rumble.
522
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:31,830
I will, Fonz, that's, that's,
that's what I'm going to do,
523
00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:33,649
I mean, uh... I'm not afraid.
524
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,722
No.
525
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:37,224
I'm not. I'm not afraid.
526
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,997
That little guy doesn't know
what he's getting himself into.
527
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:46,833
I shouldn't have
let him go like that.
528
00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:49,336
I can't get these barbells
off my chest, I can't move!
529
00:19:50,873 --> 00:19:54,241
Hey, uh, is anybody down there?
530
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,809
Anybody!
531
00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,511
Help!
532
00:19:57,579 --> 00:20:00,381
Oh, sometimes I surprise myself.
533
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:04,285
Cool it, do you mean to tell me
that the Falcons and the Dragons
534
00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:05,597
are coming here
for a rumble tonight
535
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,532
and that the three of
you are going to stop them
536
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:08,506
from wrecking the place?
537
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,106
I'm not afraid.
538
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,970
I am. Me, too.
539
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:13,561
I'm calling the police.
540
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,029
They won't come.
541
00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:16,391
They think Fonzie's handling it.
542
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,482
Then I'm calling a cab.
543
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,651
Don't get so worried!
544
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,185
I-I'm not afraid.
545
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,021
I've got an idea.
546
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,984
I'm coming through
for you, Rich.
547
00:20:26,008 --> 00:20:27,118
I once saw Burt Lancaster
548
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,654
stop a fight in "From
Here to Eternity."
549
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:29,838
He broke a bottle on a bar
550
00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:31,740
and threatened everybody
with the jagged edge.
551
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,165
Hello, anybody home?
552
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,334
Hey, hey, we're
ahead of the Dragons.
553
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,486
Tired of baseball?
554
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,137
Playing cops and
robbers today, huh?
555
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,674
Hello there, Lefty.
556
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,387
Look, there's no reason
for you to rumble tonight.
557
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,455
The Dragons sent
word that they quit.
558
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,141
You guys win, so why
don't you go on home?
559
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,009
You're way too
tough for the Dragons.
560
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:52,682
I doubt that, punk!
561
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,752
Punk?
562
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,887
Hey, you guys actually
showed up, huh?
563
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,389
Let's get started.
564
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,125
All right you guys, freeze!
565
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,643
Wait a minute!
566
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:04,895
Forget the freeze.
567
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,680
Way to go, Burt.
568
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,199
Hey, what's he doing?
569
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,834
Burt Lancaster.
570
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,902
Hey, we'll fight
each other first,
571
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,488
and then whosever's
left kills these guys, okay?
572
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:15,890
Why wait?
573
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:16,891
Yeah.
574
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,754
Why not warm up on their heads?
575
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,756
We're going to die!
576
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,652
I kept the whistle, Cunningham,
577
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:29,987
I like whistles.
578
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,139
Hey, hey! It's the Fonz!
579
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,057
You're dead now, Frankie.
580
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,188
Hey, no fair. That's
five against four.
581
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,513
Hey, we'll give
you Burt Lancaster.
582
00:21:39,582 --> 00:21:40,715
Go get 'em, Ralph.
583
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,533
I wasn't afraid, Fonz.
584
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:48,656
Hey, I can dig that.
585
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,823
I'm sure you weren't.
586
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:50,991
Have a seat.
587
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,662
All right.
588
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,631
The rumble tonight is
officially declared a tie.
589
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,910
The hangout will be shared
590
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:01,134
by both the Dragons
and the Falcons.
591
00:22:01,204 --> 00:22:03,048
Are you turning
copper, Fonzarelli?
592
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,606
Hey... It's not the uniform...
593
00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:08,141
It's the man in the
uniform, and remember...
594
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,044
the man in this uniform
can break your face.
595
00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:12,946
You tell him, Fonz!
596
00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:14,393
I'm talking to you, too.
597
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,528
Now, the Dragons
will have the hangout
598
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,818
the first part of the week,
599
00:22:17,886 --> 00:22:20,420
and the Falcons get it the
second part of the week.
600
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,973
See, my way is better,
because the Falcons
601
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,174
get it for the weekend.
602
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,942
I ain't listening to no copper.
603
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,978
Yeah. You never did, Fonzie.
604
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,207
You guys are right,
you guys are right.
605
00:22:31,701 --> 00:22:32,966
All right.
606
00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:35,602
This is the Fonz
talking, all right?
607
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:40,324
And I repeat, the rumble
tonight is officially declared a tie.
608
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,192
Dig it?
609
00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:43,888
Huh? Huh? It's
a tie. It's a tie.
610
00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:45,307
It's a tie. It's a tie.
611
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,875
It's a tie. Ties aren't
bad. Ties are good.
612
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:47,899
All right, now. Hey, Ace!
613
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:52,203
Shake hands. Be
friends. Shake hands.
614
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,037
Shake.
615
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:55,170
Shake.
616
00:23:01,063 --> 00:23:03,931
All right. Now in
celebration of this truce,
617
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
a round of sodas
for everybody, huh?
618
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,935
Compliments of the
Milwaukee Police Department.
619
00:23:08,004 --> 00:23:09,603
Hey, Marsha!
620
00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:11,271
Will you guys take that outside?
621
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,961
All right, Fonz.
622
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,764
All right!
623
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,315
Congratulations, Fonz.
624
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,534
Nice going. All
right! Yeah, great.
625
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,636
Oh, Fonzie, thank you very much,
626
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,171
I'm really grateful that
you stopped these rumbles.
627
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,540
Those Falcons are tough.
628
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:31,307
They just turned over my cab.
629
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,610
Hey, they're just trying
to be cool, that's all.
630
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,023
Yeah, but you're
still the coolest.
631
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:35,979
A toast!
632
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,225
To the Fonz.
633
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,693
Heyyy! Heyyy! Heyyy!
634
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,853
♪ La-la-la ♪
635
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:46,123
♪ La, la, la. la, la, la, la. ♪
636
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,740
Man, this was some night.
637
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,664
Fonz, you are the greatest.
638
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:54,665
Yeah, huh?
639
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:55,666
As usual.
640
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:56,667
I'll tell you something.
641
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,668
Now your daddy gets
642
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:58,964
his little loading zone.
643
00:23:58,988 --> 00:24:00,287
Yeah. Thanks, Fonz.
644
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,288
It's all right.
645
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,634
Hey. Look at this place.
646
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:03,924
We got it to ourselves,
647
00:24:03,993 --> 00:24:06,071
Let's get some girls over
here and have a party!
648
00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:07,928
Hey, hey, hey! Fine,
we'll have a party!
649
00:24:07,997 --> 00:24:09,846
Ho, ho, ho! Don't you
guys have any respect
650
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,326
for, uh, private property?
651
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,178
This is not your
private playground.
652
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,634
Come on. Get out of here.
653
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:17,204
Sorry, Fonz. It
was just an idea.
654
00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:18,806
Yeah, well, it was a dumb idea.
655
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,841
Now you guys
drive safely, right?
656
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,759
No wheelies on the way home.
657
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,006
Take it easy. Okay, Fonz.
658
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,129
I'll see you tomorrow.
659
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,608
Okay, I'll see ya,
Fonz. Bye, Fonz.
660
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:27,965
Good-bye. Take it easy.
661
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,166
Heh...
662
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,941
Hi, Kemo Sabe.
663
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:44,648
♪ Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa ♪
664
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:48,319
♪ Men have named you ♪
665
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:56,387
♪ You're so like the lady
with the mystic smile... ♪
666
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,769
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
667
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,271
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
668
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,941
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
669
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,811
♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
670
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,946
♪ These days are ours ♪
671
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,949
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, Happy Days ♪
672
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,485
♪ These happy days are ours... ♪
673
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,954
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
674
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,624
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
675
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:30,293
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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