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[tense music]
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This is it. We're about
to solve the case of...
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the Jenga Killer.
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One of these bodies holds
the clue to finding the killer.
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The key to this game
is a gentle touch.
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?
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- Jenga!
- No, Summers, you only shout Jenga
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when the stack topples,
or during sex.
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[pile creaking]
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[crashing]
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- N-Now?
- [sighs]
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- Yes.
- Jenga! Ew.
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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From now on, the only
stacking you're gonna
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be doing is, well, I
guess maybe regular Jenga
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if they let you play that
in prison.
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Looks like you beat him
at his own game.
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And now that I'm done with
my pithy summation, drinks?
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Sure, let's go drink because
I've got zero obligations,
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and there's absolutely
nowhere else I need to be.
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[trumpet blaring]
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[over PA] Good morning, parents
and welcome
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to the Grimsburg Elementary
Hobby Horse...
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race, show, tournament?
Whatever it is.
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They're your kids,
and you've got to be here
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to watch them run around
on fake stick horses.
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You're the best horse ever,
Cinnamon Rainbow Starship.
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[whistle blares]
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And they're off. And they're
coming around the thing there.
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And now they're jumping
through tires,
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just like real athletes,
which they are not.
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And that knee slide is a point
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or a point deduction.
Who cares?
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At least they're getting
some exercise, right?
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[whistle blares]
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Third place.
Ah, the majesty of bronze.
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Dad, I came in third!
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Oh, guess he had
more important things to do.
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Hey everybody, what celebrity
does this crouton look like?
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You're going to make
your feet more purple
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than the ones I saw today
in the morgue.
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Oh, sorry.
Just a little on edge.
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Grow up around bears, you
kind of take on their habits.
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And have you ever heard
the term "in heat"?
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So you're in your horny era.
That's fun.
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Tell that
to the open cabinet door
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I ran into
and then kept running into.
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Oh.
We should go out.
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You know, hit up a bar,
meet somebody not made of wood.
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I mean, I guess Flute
could watch Stan.
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That's one good thing
about having him back.
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In fact, he's actually
watching him right now at his
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hobby horse thing, unless
I'm supposed to be there.
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Am I?
Nah, nah.
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I don't know, though.
A singles night?
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I feel like
I don't need it that bad.
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[grunting]
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Ugh, enjoy
your hibernation, bitch.
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- So I'll pick you up at 7:00?
- Yeah, sounds great.
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- Chris Evans.
- Um, Willem Dafoe?
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- No, Tobey Maguire!
- Oh, come on.
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Tobey Maguire has a weak chin.
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Seabiscuit had
a stronger jawline than...
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wait, Seabiscuit? Horse?
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I'm supposed to be at
Stan's hobby horse thing!
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Or no, wait, was Harmony
handling that one?
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Yeah.
No. Wait.
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Yeah.
But I should go home anyway.
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- OK, well at least leave...
- No, the crouton comes with me.
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[all groan]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Stan, why are you Roomba-ing
down the hallway?
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Oh, sorry, Dr. Pentos.
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It's just my dad
forgot about me again.
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- But you know him.
- Oh, do I.
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For years he came to me
for help with his darkest,
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most unsolvable cases.
And help him I would.
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I even bought this scrapbook to
capture all of our escapades.
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Ah, the key I helped him find
behind a dead man's eye.
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[sniffs]
Still smells like eye.
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I assumed this would be filled
by now, but alas.
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He's been so busy
since he returned,
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- I hardly ever see him.
- Me neither.
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I don't think he'd care about me
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- unless I were on a milk carton.
- That's it.
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You have unintentionally
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given me the impetus
for a foolproof plan.
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Step one, we pretend
you've been kidnapped.
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Step two, I plant clues
so deviously diabolic
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your father will be forced
to solicit my help.
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Step three, he and I
will join forces
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and rekindle our special brand
of adversarial friendship
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that Hallmark has yet
to make a card for.
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- [giggles]
- And what about me?
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You? Oh, you're the bait.
That's the most important part.
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[tense music]
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?
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- Hi. Just getting home from the thing?
- Yep. How was your thing?
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Oh, great. Everything I was
supposed to do today, I did.
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Me too, and the things
I'm pretty certain
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I was not supposed to do,
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- I left for you to do.
- Me too.
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- Love it when we're on the same page.
- Same paragraph even.
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- I hope you had fun today, Stan.
- Love you, Stanny.
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He's probably in his room
with his headphones on.
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And don't worry about that
broken cabinet in there.
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I'll fix that later.
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Fix it real good.
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[soft dramatic music]
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? ?
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Follow this map to the cabin
in Missing Children Forest.
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And don't worry,
it's only called that
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to keep kids from going in there.
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But since kids hate
being told what to do,
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tons have gone in
and now they're missing.
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So the name is pretty literal now.
Have fun.
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Well, either
your dad finds us alive
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or they start
a scholarship in your name
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at school, and everyone
pretends that they liked you.
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- I'd say that's a win-win.
- Come on.
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And make sure we leave prints
so my dad could track us.
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Did you track mud
in the house?
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[tense music]
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Oh, my God.
We've got to find our...
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- Wine opener.
- These woods are creepy.
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- If I had skin, it would be crawling.
- Don't worry.
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My dad is probably
already hot on our heels.
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- You look hot in those heels.
- Well, get a good look,
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because they won't be on
for much longer.
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Hubba, hubba.
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- Shouldn't we be at the cabin by now?
- Whoa!
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Don't worry.
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My dad will find us
before you can say
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Supercalifragilistic-
expialidocious.
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Ugh, I don't even
care that you're my super
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calloused fragile ego ex
with halitosis. Come here.
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[grunting, chuckles]
[music]
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[growls]
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[chuckles]
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- [laughs] Oh.
- Oh.
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Jenga!
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? Flute and Harmony
sitting in a tree ?
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? P-O-R-K-I... ?
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Hey, I just want
to say I really owe you one.
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Another one?
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Well, I'm not sure I could
rebound that quickly,
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but I did pick up some gas
station pills the other day.
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It had a rhino on the package,
and its horn was a volcano.
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No, I owe you
for picking up Stan
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from his hobby horse race,
show, tournament?
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Yes, I very much enjoyed
the activity itself
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as well as bringing
our son home from it,
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- which I also very much did.
- I'll go see if he wants breakfast.
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No. What is this, 1950?
The mom has to do everything?
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Let that sexist kid
get it himself.
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You should enjoy your day.
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I was going
to hang out with Wynona.
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OK, bye.
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[dramatic music]
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?
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Oh, crap.
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Huh. Maybe my parents
are right to ignore me.
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I can't even get
fake kidnapped right.
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My dad will never find me now.
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You don't need a dad to find you.
We found you.
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- We're the Funaways.
- The Funaways?
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Like runaways but funner.
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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We're kids who ran away
from home just like you,
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same age peer.
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If these guys are kids, I'm a
real person with working organs.
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[tires screech]
[panting]
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OMG, he's here.
How should I greet him?
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Backlit by the window?
No.
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What about emerging
from the shadows? No.
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The overhead projector.
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Well, well, well.
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If it is not he whom I consider
to be my arch ene...
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- Hey.
- I need your help.
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Stan's been kidnapped,
and the kidnapper
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left behind a series of clues
that point to him
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- being a sick, twisted genius.
- Maybe even a super genius?
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- I wouldn't go that far.
- Yeah, we'll stick with genius.
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I'd normally
be able to solve them,
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but I'm having trouble.
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Because they were left
by a genius.
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No, no,
because my mind is elsewhere.
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You see, last night,
I had sex with Harm.
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Oh... well,
that is none of my business.
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Oh, it was good.
I mean, real good.
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If the sex we had were
a brand of snack cracker,
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it would be Wheat Thins.
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- We had the Wheat Thins of sex.
- Mm, I don't eat crackers.
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It was like
she was the "Wheel of Fortune,"
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and I was buying a vowel,
and that vowel was O. Get it?
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I'll take game show double
entendres for 800, Alex.
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I don't get it. But you
know who did get it last night?
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Anyway, if you need
my help, I could probably
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- squeeze in a little escapade.
- Good, let's go.
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Flute and Pentos sitting in a tree.
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- S-O-L-V-I-N...
- Are you coming?
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Yes, I am.
Right. Yes.
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- What is this place?
- Funville, where the only rule is to have fun!
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We always have fun
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'cause there's no parents
watching over us.
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- It's just the silly kids.
- And the frozen skeletons.
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But I ran away because
I wanted more attention
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- from my parents, not less.
- Why?
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I want my dad's attention
because he always gets busy
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at work and forgets about me.
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He ignores you.
Why care about him?
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You're right. I'm not pretend
getting kidnapped anymore.
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I'm for real running away!
Thanks.
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- What's your name?
- Timmy Tommy.
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What a great child's name
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for someone who thinks
that's what they are.
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Hi, can I get
a half caf americano
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and identify
my father's remains?
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Oh, and a splash of oat milk.
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You had ex sex with Marvin?
Tell me everything.
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Well, not everything.
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I still have to catalog
severed feet with him,
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- and I don't want it to be weird.
- It was chill.
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I know humans
like to overthink sex,
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but for me it's simple.
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When a mama bear is in heat,
the male sniffs her urine,
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they chew each other's heads,
and then violently copulate
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before going
their separate ways.
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- Super chill.
- To you.
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- What about to him?
- Oh, he's fine.
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Marvin was literally pushing me
out the door this morning.
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I don't know. You had sex.
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- There have to be feelings involved.
- No, there aren't, and I'll prove it
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by going grizzly style
at the bar tonight.
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I'll sleep with the first guy
who comes up to me.
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At the bar tonight alive.
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Remember the last time
we were here?
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00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:04,030
We dug up all those corpses
looking for a wrist bone
242
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,400
that matched
the killer's watchband size.
243
00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:07,870
How fun was that?
244
00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:10,979
- Do you think we'll get back together?
- Let's stay focused on that.
245
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,549
If we did, I could move
back into the bedroom
246
00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:14,813
and we could play battle farts
in the middle of the night
247
00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:18,060
- like the good old days.
- Oh, look, a church. Let's go.
248
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,200
Battle farts.
249
00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:21,083
That sounds like a great idea
for a game show
250
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:24,040
where you lip sync with your farts.
I smell a hit.
251
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,180
Ooh, I Smell A Hit
would be a great name too.
252
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,950
- Wait, Smelt It, Belt It.
- Dear God.
253
00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:33,490
Phew, I think I had
too much candy for funch.
254
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,830
Hey, do you like "Mortal Kombat"?
255
00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,969
- I love Mortal...
- Cool. Here's your knife.
256
00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:41,580
Whoever bleeds the least wins.
Have fun.
257
00:11:41,581 --> 00:11:43,379
Who would have thought
taking candy
258
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,880
from men dressed as children
259
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,689
would have taken
such a weird turn? Hm.
260
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,690
[tense music]
261
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:55,200
- Round one. Fight.
- Oh, OK. I guess I lost.
262
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,640
It's not over
till someone's bleeding.
263
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,439
Ah!
264
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,020
- I'm sorry.
- [screams]
265
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:03,190
? ?
266
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,560
Ah! [screams]
267
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,230
Jean Claude Van Stan,
268
00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:11,570
that stick looks like
Cinnamon Rainbow Starship.
269
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:15,540
? ?
270
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,079
- Ah!
- Jump!
271
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,220
Ah, up, up, down, down!
272
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,720
- [screams]
- Forget what I said.
273
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:24,600
Just do whatever that is.
274
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,029
- OK.
- [grunts]
275
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,270
Ow!
276
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,279
[crowd gasps]
277
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,850
No one's ever done that before.
278
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,359
It is as the prophecy foretold.
279
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,460
He even wears the cape.
280
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,730
ALL: All hail the Kool King.
281
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:47,610
Super great. Nothing
bad ever happens to kings.
282
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,510
[eerie music]
283
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:54,150
Oh look, a numeric code
just waiting to be cracked.
284
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,290
But to do so,
you must be willing
285
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:59,360
to slip through the cracks
of your own fragile psyche
286
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:03,470
and confront the darkness
that hides within.
287
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,680
Or it might just correspond
to this organ.
288
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:11,320
- Well, last night my organ...
- Oh wait, there is a riddle
289
00:13:11,321 --> 00:13:14,945
written on the other side.
And it seems perfectly
290
00:13:14,946 --> 00:13:18,570
suited for your current
sensual state of mind.
291
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:21,910
Uh, what two notes
would a man play
292
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,720
to signal he is willing
to go there with his partner?
293
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,060
When I was single,
I was always D to F.
294
00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:32,629
- Down to French.
- Oh, how clever.
295
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:35,970
Play a D and then an F.
[plays organ]
296
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:38,079
OK, it's working.
Read the next one.
297
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,580
What's the most desirable cup size?
298
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:43,689
Obviously one C and one A.
Symmetry is overrated.
299
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,690
Wow, this kidnapper
knows you well.
300
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:47,880
[chuckles]
Try that.
301
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:51,369
[plays organ]
Almost there.
302
00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:54,270
What spot do women
always say men can't find?
303
00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:55,809
No idea what you're talking about.
304
00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:57,945
I mean, I've heard women
complain if you have ED,
305
00:13:57,946 --> 00:14:00,329
and they hate it if you don't
wear a C because she might
306
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:01,270
get knocked up, and then
307
00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:02,901
you've got to spend a G
to get an A.
308
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,760
Of course, it is her B, her C,
at least it used to be.
309
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,100
RIP RBG.
310
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,100
Ugh, it was
a long way to get there,
311
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,710
but you landed on G,
so let's try that.
312
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,580
[plays organ]
313
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,250
Look at us, huh?
314
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,630
Solving a mystery
just like old times.
315
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,900
Doesn't it feel great
to come together like this?
316
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,099
Speaking of come together,
317
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,869
did you see
that Beatles documentary?
318
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,280
It's so good.
319
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:31,110
[triumphant music]
320
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,280
?
321
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,090
All right, what fun stuff
are we going to do now?
322
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,160
- Um, where do babies come from?
- Hold my feet while I do situps.
323
00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:41,163
It kind of seems like
you guys are treating me
324
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:46,279
- more like a dad than a king.
- That's crazy. We hate parents.
325
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,120
Hey, I'm gonna
run out to the store.
326
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,519
You can't leave.
Nobody leaves.
327
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,729
- But I'm the king.
- I said you can't leave!
328
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,469
Oh, let's put on a play.
329
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,710
- ALL: Yeah!
- [sighs]
330
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,070
[upbeat music]
331
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:02,680
This place is nice.
332
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:05,220
You can't even tell
it used to be a jail for kids.
333
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,160
? ?
334
00:15:09,161 --> 00:15:10,529
All right, it's happening.
335
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,759
Tonight, I'm gonna sleep
with one of these guys.
336
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,129
And it's great
how they all seem
337
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,810
really casual and cool.
338
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:20,110
? ?
339
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,019
Which was crazy because
he wasn't even wearing socks.
340
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,460
- [laughs]
- Right? It's like, hello?
341
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:29,630
I guess the Sock-Wearing Killer
was a bit of a misnomer.
342
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,030
[laughter]
343
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,239
Oh, you know, this has been
a fun little escapade.
344
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,180
Anyway, there's the cabin.
I hope my son isn't dead.
345
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,180
Stan?
He's not here.
346
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,420
Oh, look,
a three-ring binder of clues.
347
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:43,460
This is just an annoyingly
long list of Airbnb rules.
348
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,400
No shoes in the shower?
349
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:49,000
No spoons in the dishwasher?
Weird.
350
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,140
But hey,
maybe we check in here.
351
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,324
What?
He's not here.
352
00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:58,150
But he had a map.
I... mean, I assume.
353
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,359
Why would you assume
he had a map?
354
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,960
Oh, you know children love maps,
355
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:06,710
ever since
that Dora who explore-as.
356
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:10,910
Fine, Stan and I planned
a whole fake kidnapping
357
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,620
so you'd pay attention to us.
358
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,060
But now he's really missing,
and it's your fault
359
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:19,100
because you didn't value
our relationship.
360
00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:20,629
- What relationship?
- Oh, come on.
361
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,110
Don't pretend
you didn't feel it today.
362
00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:24,539
Wow. You're getting
more clingy
363
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,750
than Harmony will be
after last night.
364
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,180
Oh, yes,
how many times has Harmony
365
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,090
tried to call you today?
Hm?
366
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,489
If you think you're getting
back together with her,
367
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,830
maybe you're the one
who is criminally insane.
368
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:37,769
You take that back.
369
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,610
WebMD says
I'm just clinically insane.
370
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,579
Stan, where are you?
371
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,120
Pentos told me everything.
372
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:49,220
He said you wanted my attention.
Well, now you've got my...
373
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,160
huh, what a weird leaf.
Cool branch, though.
374
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,829
Can you buy a tree?
375
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,840
Who would you make
the check out to?
376
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,509
Wait, what was I doing?
377
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,480
Oh, well, I guess I'll just go home
378
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:02,119
since I've got zero obligations
and there's absolutely
379
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,120
nowhere else I need to be!
380
00:17:05,121 --> 00:17:06,503
Even though this net
has literally
381
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:08,360
turned my frown
upside-down,
382
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,330
I'm still very unhappy
about this.
383
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,770
And then the astronaut
killed the guy
384
00:17:14,886 --> 00:17:17,167
with the laser,
and my cat ate a donut
385
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:20,290
and then my whole class
got ice cream,
386
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,490
and my cat liked the donut.
The end.
387
00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,970
[cheers and applause]
388
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,600
King Stan,
we come bearing gifts.
389
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:31,750
[dramatic music]
390
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,220
Ask him if he's a parent.
Seems like he might be
391
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,619
judging by his diminished looks
and tired demeanor.
392
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,289
Try looking in a mirror, pal.
393
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,930
We destroyed
the mirrors a long time ago
394
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,967
once they started lying to us.
395
00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:47,139
- [grunts]
- Halt.
396
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,579
If he is indeed a parent, then
let's leave him where he is
397
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:53,420
and forget about him
just like parents do to us.
398
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,330
If I see one of you
even look at him,
399
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,900
you'll spend the week
in the Funitentiary.
400
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,570
Funderstood?
401
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,780
- But what if they see you?
- They won't.
402
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,650
[suspenseful music]
403
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,919
Now let's go.
404
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:14,000
?
405
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,099
- Hey.
- [gasps]
406
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,470
He's funning away!
Get him!
407
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:22,350
Maybe not every word
needs to be changed to fun.
408
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,819
[upbeat music]
409
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,820
The female
scans the watering hole
410
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:32,170
for a suitable mate until
a new suitor reveals himself.
411
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,540
[laughs] I'm Garren.
Can I let you buy me a drink?
412
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,379
You said the first guy
who approached you.
413
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:42,220
So you like
nature documentaries?
414
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,260
No, I hate nature.
I'm a voice guy.
415
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,500
- Oh, a voice actor?
- No, just a guy who does voices.
416
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,470
I do Borat,
Austin Powers, The Rock.
417
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,839
You don't do those in bed,
though, do you?
418
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:57,480
- Yes, baby.
- [chuckles] Fun. You know what?
419
00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:58,963
I just heard
that woman over there
420
00:18:58,964 --> 00:19:01,219
say she's dying to hear
a good Christopher Walken.
421
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:06,400
[as Christopher Walken]
Then she is about to die.
422
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,380
Ugh, fine, you were right.
I can't just sleep with anyone.
423
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:14,022
I guess I just wanted
to sleep with Marvin? [gasps]
424
00:19:14,023 --> 00:19:15,449
Does this mean I want
to get back together with him?
425
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,500
Calm down.
426
00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:18,063
So you went
for some low hanging Flute.
427
00:19:18,064 --> 00:19:20,693
It happens. Just talk to him
and lay down some ground rules.
428
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:21,744
Right. Totally.
429
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:24,870
We're going to lay it down.
On the ground.
430
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:26,880
No, no, in chairs, just talking,
431
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,500
lots of clothes on.
432
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,020
Thanks, Wynona.
433
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:34,890
From the gentleman in the hat.
Uh, not that one.
434
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:38,270
? ?
435
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,410
[suspenseful music]
436
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,910
? ?
437
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,040
Need a ride?
438
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:49,050
? ?
439
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:52,060
Now this is an escapade!
440
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:57,940
? ?
441
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,940
I'm sorry I bungled this up.
442
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,620
I should not have tried to force
things to be the way they used to be.
443
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,660
Hey, maybe we'll never be
passionate arch enemies again,
444
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:09,700
but that doesn't mean we can't
settle into some sort of new...
445
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,600
- Relationship?
- Dynamic.
446
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,234
And Stan, I'm sorry I missed
447
00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:16,770
- your hobby horse tournament.
- That's OK.
448
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:19,579
I was mad at first,
but I had no idea how many
449
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,220
dumb things kids want you to do
when you're a dad.
450
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,590
Pfft, you have no idea.
451
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,789
I wish you could have seen
yourself at five.
452
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,970
"See yourself."
That's it.
453
00:20:27,971 --> 00:20:29,829
They haven't looked
in a mirror in decades.
454
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,300
Quick, turn off the lights.
455
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:37,180
- Wow, we're old.
- I need to start an IRA.
456
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,549
I need to eat something
other than candy.
457
00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:40,860
Here you go.
458
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,700
Hey, this crouton looks
like Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
459
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:46,181
Yes, yes,
that's who I was thinking of!
460
00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:48,369
Well, good luck
re-acclimating to society.
461
00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:53,580
Nothing is at all like
you remember it, so... bye.
462
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:03,370
- So about last night...
- No, no, no. No need.
463
00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:05,604
I'm not going to assume
things are gonna go back to the
464
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,809
way things used to be just
because we had mind blowing,
465
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,620
groin scorching, mega sex
like we used to have.
466
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,390
Oh, so you're saying
we just kind of
467
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,729
chew each other's heads
and then go back
468
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:17,260
to our respective caves?
469
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,070
You took the words right out
of my salmon-eating maw.
470
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,410
[man]
The male smiles at the female,
471
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,750
an acceptance
that this relationship
472
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:28,750
is where it is right now,
and that's OK.
473
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,490
My wife!
474
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:37,090
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