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Previously on Chasing Life
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I want to be friends with
Dominic. Is that a problem?
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I don't have a problem if I don't have
anything to worry about.
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- Do I?
- What happened?
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According to her, I'm
still in love with April.
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It's not true, though, and it's
not like she's available, anyway.
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- We have a match.
- Finally!
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The sick kid, his name's
Finn. He has cancer and only one leg.
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-Hi.
-Not to speak ill of the dead,
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but Thomas Carver, the year before he died,
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he was blowing money, drinking.
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The guy had demons even I find dark.
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You know what? Screw my
dad. I'm gonna write a book.
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Oh, writing my book was easy.
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I stared at a blinking cursor
for six, seven hours a night
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until I was convinced I was a total fraud,
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and then I started typing.
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Well, I've got the fear and
insecurity parts down for sure.
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Wait until people actually start
reading your book, it's terrifying...
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And thrilling.
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I'm so excited.
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Writing a novel is something I
never thought I could or would do,
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kind of like owning your own house.
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That's such a big deal! I wanna see it!
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Well, you can. I'll
warn you... it's a dump,
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but I'll make a home out of it...
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Some day.
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So, any thought on what
your debut is gonna be about?
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Mmm, I have three or four ideas
I've been kicking around for a while.
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Honestly, I just... whatever I write,
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I want it to have a real
shot at getting published.
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You know, I could talk to
my agent, Nina, about it.
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You guys could sit down, talk
about the publishing market.
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Really? You think she'd meet with me?
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Come on!
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The smart and talented daughter
of a famous best-selling author?
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- Mmm. - It's
a no-brainer.
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You know, when you say it, I
kind of believe it a little.
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Seriously. Hey, thank you.
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It's nothing.
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You're a catch...
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- For a literary agent.
- Right.
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I know she's heading back to New York
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for publisher meetings in a couple of days,
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so you should plan on
meeting maybe tomorrow.
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Yeah, I can make myself available.
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Could this day get any better?
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April Carver, there are
but a few major milestones
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in ever woman's life which forever
shape and define her legacy,
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and you, my friend,
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have officially come upon one of yours.
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For the time has now come to plan...
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Your bachelorette party!
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Yes! Yes!
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I have been so focused
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on the wedding part of the wedding,
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that I totally forgot
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I get a bachelorette party!
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We both did. How did
we forget about a night
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full of male strippers?
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Okay, strippers are great...
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- Yeah.
- But... wild idea...
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What if we did
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something that could
include my mom and grandma.
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It's my last week at home,
and I just wanna show them
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that even though I'm moving out,
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they're still a huge part of
this next phase of my life.
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Fine.
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If you want your party to
be mom and grandma friendly,
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then that's what we'll do.
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What about we go out
for a classy wine-tasting
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at Sip maybe,
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then have a nice dinner out afterwards?
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What about Brenna? She'll
be so bummed to be left out.
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Oh no, I already talked to her.
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She totally gets that a bachelorette party
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that isn't 21-plus doesn't really count,
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so she's sitting this one
out for the greater good.
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So, it's settled.
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April's bachelorette party,
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a classy affair.
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Oh God. I just don't
know what I'm going to do
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with all these novelty cake pans now.
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Oh my. This is...
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Girthy.
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April’s bachelorette
party is tomorrow night
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and I'm not allowed to go, so...
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I'm just gonna be
sitting at home, all night,
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all by myself.
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- I'm so happy for you.
- I know, right?
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A whole night off from April’s wedding.
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I can just watch TV, eat junk food,
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and not have to watch YouTube videos
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that teach you how to curl a ribbon.
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Yo, I'm in.
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So, I'm guessing still
no public school friends?
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No, not yet. I mean, I
talked to this one guy,
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he has lymphoma.
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Of course, you can't make a normal friend.
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Finn is normal. He's just sick.
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I feel bad for him.
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He has to make this mask all the time.
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You should invite him over.
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I love a man in a mask.
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We're not even real friends yet,
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and I don't really know
if that's the best idea.
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How could finally making a
friend not be the best idea?
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Because when I look at Finn,
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I can't help it... all I see is cancer.
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And because of April,
there's this part of me
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that feels like I have to take care of him.
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But school's supposed to be the one place
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where I'm not worrying
about someone with cancer.
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I guess, but on the other hand, new girl,
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- beggars can't be choosers.
- Maybe you're right.
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Maybe you'd be more popular if you
stopped eating those gross pickle chips.
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Shut up. They're delicious.
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- You can have one.
- No.
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They're so good.
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I'm sorry. I've been wracking my brain,
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but nothing from dad's
last year stands out to me.
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Well, Edwin said he completely changed.
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You sure you didn't notice anything?
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I mean, that was three years ago.
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I remember him traveling a lot
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who was traveling?
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Mom...
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Natalie found a manuscript
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that dad was working on when he died,
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and it's brought up...
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A lot of questions from his last year.
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- He was probably going...
- Oh, stop.
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You dad's past is a door I just...
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I don't feel the need to open again.
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This is April’s last week at home.
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I just want to enjoy this time
with my wonderful daughters.
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Okay.
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Most improved."
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- From the gymnastics coach.
- Oh wow. "Most improved"
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is basically just saying you
sucked less by the end of it.
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- So...
- Aww.
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- You worked so hard.
- Did I?
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Mmm.
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I can't believe it. Your last week at home.
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Leo and I will be close by.
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I know, I know, it's just gonna
take some getting used to...
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Not having dinner with you every night,
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not hearing you two fight
over the bathroom.
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I'll miss just seeing you
wake up in the morning.
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- Mom, stop.
- No, lookit.
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I know I've been spoiled having you here
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as long as I have.
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You know, when we packed
you up for college,
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I never thought you'd be living here again.
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And I never could have guessed
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that when you did move out, it was
because you were gonna get married.
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I never could've guessed a lot
of things about my life right now,
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but there are so many things
happening that I am excited about.
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I am getting married.
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I've got an amazing
honeymoon planned in Italy,
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I might write a book.
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And don't ever call me again!
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It's been a pleasure...
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getting to know you ladies.
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Well, Sam and I broke up.
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Mom, what happened?
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Well, we wanted different things
and we couldn't work it out.
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-What kind of things?
-None of your business kind of things.
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I'm fine! He's a tool, and I'm moving on.
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I was so sorry to hear about your father.
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He was one of Boston’s best writers,
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and he must've been a great man.
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Well, I think you guys are great,
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and what you've done for
Dominic is so impressive.
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Dom is a natural talent,
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and he says the same about you.
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Well, that's a lot to live up to,
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but I'm psyched to try.
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And I'm psyched to hear
what you're thinking about.
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Okay, well, I have been
brainstorming this one idea.
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It was actually inspired by a piece
I was researching for the Post.
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It's about a missing
woman and her husband...
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The market's pretty flooded
with "gone girls" right now.
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I have this other idea that I really like.
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It's about these two adult sisters,
and it's their dad's wedding day...
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April, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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I haven't had much luck
selling chick-lit writers.
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Umm, I have this futuristic love story idea
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- I think is promising.
- Futuristic?
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I know it sounds a little young adult-ish,
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but the story could be really compelling.
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- Y.A. Is a great idea for you.
- Really?
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It's an evergreen market,
but more importantly,
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that kind of debut novel from you
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could be positioned as a young adult Keys.
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You think people would be interested in it?
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I think the New York
publishing houses would.
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If you could work on this
full-time, it's possible
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we could have a book on shelves
in three years, maybe even two.
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- Two or three
years? - Mm-hmm.
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I guess...
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With my dad, it just seemed like
he always had a book coming out.
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He's an established author.
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I would love to work with you, April.
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I have to head back home early next week,
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so if you want to get started,
we should probably meet again
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before I leave to make some plans.
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What do you think?
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Two or three years?
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Do I have two or three
years? I mean, let's be real.
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This could be my only book.
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This could be what I leave behind.
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How am I supposed to make
a decision on what to write
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with that kind of pressure?
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I know she's sick, but she's intense.
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I love it. Perfect for you.
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Frankie, what did we say
about unfiltered honesty?
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Well, some things never change. Sorry.
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You don't need to apologize for anything.
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Leo told me all about how
you two fell out of touch,
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but you were the first person he
thought of when it came to his best man.
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Though by best man, I wasn't expecting
the most beautiful person ever.
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You should've seen her
in her awkward stages.
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Oh, you wanna talk about awkward stages?
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-Well, I've got plenty of awkward...
-I want those stories.
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Okay, well, we should focus on
the most pertinent topic at hand,
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April's book. The solution
to which seems quite clear...
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- Do what the agent says.
- You think?
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When you look at decisions
like this as life or death,
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of course they're paralyzing. So stop!
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You want to be a published author.
This agent can get that for you.
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So go write your young adult
masterpiece, and get the enduring fame
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and social media bragging
rights that come along with it.
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Yeah, and when your book's successful,
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Leo can finally be the useless trophy
husband he was always destined to be.
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Another fantastic point.
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Well, if I want to get published,
this is the way to do it.
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There you go! Now, get
to work. No more stalling.
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Oh, something else came up. We
need another band for the wedding.
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- Classic stalling tactic.
- No, I'm serious.
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The band called. They double-booked,
so they canceled on us.
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Okay. Well, fine.
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-Frankie and I will find a band.
-Yeah.
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And you focus on writing your book.
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All right? Now write!
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Write like the wind. Write!
248
00:10:57,901 --> 00:11:00,836
Bunch of us are going to a party at
Taylor's tonight. Can you make it?
249
00:11:01,343 --> 00:11:03,772
No, I still can't be
out in public like that.
250
00:11:03,824 --> 00:11:05,857
- Germs and stuff.
- That bites, man.
251
00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:08,937
- Maybe next time.
- Yeah. Maybe.
252
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:20,589
So, going to school is the
only thing you're allowed to do?
253
00:11:20,953 --> 00:11:21,888
That's a bummer.
254
00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:25,248
Yeah, well, I'm happy to be out
of my boring, sterile house.
255
00:11:25,273 --> 00:11:27,612
Doctor's think I'm already taking a
risk being back in school this fast,
256
00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:31,099
but what can I say? This
is the face of a rebel.
257
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,519
Are you neutropenic?
258
00:11:34,906 --> 00:11:37,139
Yeah, I am, and how do
you know what that is?
259
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,141
My sister has leukemia.
260
00:11:39,484 --> 00:11:42,294
I know more about cancer at
17 than I ever thought I would.
261
00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,489
Yeah, me too.
262
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,034
Hey, you should come over tonight.
263
00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:51,803
Everyone's gonna be out of the
house except for me and my friend,
264
00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:55,640
and because of my sister,
the house is totally sterile.
265
00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:59,594
Yeah. Yeah, I... I think I can do that.
266
00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:01,646
- Cool.
- Yeah, very cool.
267
00:12:01,698 --> 00:12:02,698
Thanks.
268
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:14,426
You look stunning.
269
00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:17,369
Stop. You promised
you wouldn't get emotional.
270
00:12:18,546 --> 00:12:20,515
So, how do we even find a wedding band?
271
00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:24,369
- Do we put up fliers?
- One wedding band."
272
00:12:24,607 --> 00:12:27,675
Do you remember that time sophomore
year we tried to start a cover band?
273
00:12:28,772 --> 00:12:30,622
It was one of the dumbest
things we ever did.
274
00:12:31,695 --> 00:12:33,484
Speaking of dumb things that we did,
275
00:12:34,562 --> 00:12:36,148
remember that time that you emailed me
276
00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:39,156
that you had cancer and I
never heard from you again?
277
00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:42,270
Oh, by the way, I have something for you.
278
00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:44,123
Ow! Dude!
279
00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:45,857
Did you really think that
after years of radio silence,
280
00:12:45,893 --> 00:12:47,008
that I would just hop on a plane,
281
00:12:47,044 --> 00:12:49,515
come and be your best man,
and never bring this up?
282
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:51,646
You were a real douche to me.
283
00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:54,499
Okay, well, look, I was to everyone.
284
00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:56,179
Since when was I everyone?
285
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:58,436
My best friend was dying
286
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,338
and you wouldn't even
give me the time of day.
287
00:13:00,374 --> 00:13:01,706
I know. I...
288
00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:04,609
Did a lot of stupid things when I was sick.
289
00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,411
But I'm not like that anymore.
290
00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:08,346
I've changed. I have.
291
00:13:08,382 --> 00:13:12,150
And if there's any silver
lining to what grew in my head,
292
00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:14,250
it's that. I mean...
293
00:13:14,937 --> 00:13:18,718
Do you really believe
someone as smart, and...
294
00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:21,943
beautiful, and wonderfully weird
295
00:13:21,995 --> 00:13:24,476
as that girl you just met,
would marry the old me?
296
00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:27,080
Yeah.
297
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:33,004
Yeah, well, before she wises up
and leaves your butt at the altar,
298
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,460
we should probably do
what you promised we'd do.
299
00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:37,476
Yes! To the Internet!
300
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:41,835
Let's see here. All right, "wedding bands."
301
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,535
And there are a hundred
pictures of gold rings.
302
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:47,886
- Hmm.
- We're screwed.
303
00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:56,444
I cant believe you're a homeowner.
This place is incredible.
304
00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:57,562
I'm so impressed.
305
00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:00,348
I heard Nina was impressed.
306
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,766
She emailed me about you today.
307
00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:03,735
Well, she was great,
and I've already started
308
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,537
outlining an idea that she likes.
309
00:14:05,589 --> 00:14:08,640
Wow. Sounds like this is
coming together pretty fast.
310
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:16,125
This may be the only
book I ever get to write.
311
00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:18,550
I wanna leave behind something important.
312
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:23,086
Yeah, I can't imagine the
pressure you must feel,
313
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,401
and publishing a book is definitely
a way to leave something behind.
314
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:28,695
Try not to think so much about the market.
315
00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:32,130
What matters is that what you
leave behind is important to you.
316
00:14:35,902 --> 00:14:39,120
Sorry. It's probably Leo.
317
00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:42,340
Our wedding band backed out.
318
00:14:42,392 --> 00:14:45,192
'Cause the wedding, the book, and
the bachelorette party weren't enough.
319
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:49,681
I don't feel like I'm helping
you with the book dilemma,
320
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:52,817
but maybe I can help
you with something else.
321
00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:54,903
- Hey.
- Hey.
322
00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:58,623
-Hi.
-Oh, hey, Dominic is getting us a band,
323
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,476
-and a really good one.
-Oh, I don't know who this Dominic is,
324
00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:03,662
-but he might be my new best friend.
-Hold up.
325
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:06,598
That's very sweet of Dom, but Frankie
and I have the band situation covered.
326
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:10,702
That is so not even the
slightest bit, remotely true.
327
00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:13,338
Well, he knows this band personally
and they don't normally do weddings,
328
00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:14,539
but he thinks that
they'll do it as a favor.
329
00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:16,231
He's gonna ask them at their show tonight.
330
00:15:16,276 --> 00:15:20,245
Isn't band procurement
traditionally the role of the groom?
331
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,130
- Um, did he make that up?
- Umm...
332
00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:24,357
-Yeah, I think he made that up.
No, that's not a thing. -Hm-mmm.
333
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,318
Okay, well, just give us more time, okay?
334
00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:29,170
'Cause Frankie and I, we've got some...
335
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,955
Solid leads.
336
00:15:30,957 --> 00:15:32,190
- Babe.
- Yeah.
337
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:34,225
I just want music, so I can
dance with you at our wedding.
338
00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:35,928
Who cares who books the band?
339
00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:38,103
All right, well, I'll
go to the show tonight.
340
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,131
It's our wedding. One
of us should be there.
341
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:41,933
And since you're at
your bachelorette party,
342
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,753
Frankie and I will go and make
sure that the band is right for us.
343
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:47,500
- Okay, if you really want to.
- Of course we do!
344
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,859
I'll text Dom and let him
know you'll meet him there.
345
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:51,600
Yay!
346
00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:59,567
Yeah, and when Gabe came to pick me up,
347
00:15:59,619 --> 00:16:02,753
he came right to the door. He didn't
just text and say he was outside.
348
00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:05,975
- Aww.
- Give it time.
349
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,133
She's just going through
a bit of a breakup.
350
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,319
Men act like they're all in,
351
00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:13,205
but when things get
tough, they're outta there.
352
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,208
- Amen, sister.
- I'm sorry I'm late.
353
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,640
I'm sorry I'm crashing.
354
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,812
You're not crashing. Meg
said she might bring you.
355
00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:23,882
And I'm... so glad she did.
356
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,051
Oh, guys, this is Meg and Vanessa.
357
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,986
-Hey. -Sorry you guys
missed the wine-tasting.
358
00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:30,555
We tasted some oaky wines.
359
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:31,923
An hour and a half with a sommelier,
360
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,659
and still the only wine
term Beth knows is "oaky."
361
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,828
It's true. Let's get you caught up, though.
362
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,830
- Alcohol, stat!
- Yes!
363
00:16:37,898 --> 00:16:40,515
Something oaky coming right up!
364
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:44,536
Isn't it so amazing that Leo
and April are getting married?
365
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,820
You know, when April was a little girl,
366
00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:49,201
she did vow to marry Leo,
367
00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:52,244
but at the time, she meant Leo DiCaprio.
368
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:55,464
--I never would've
let him freeze in the ocean.
369
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,426
Yeah, but did you want
to marry Leo or Jack?
370
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,257
Definitely Jack.
371
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,219
See? See? Fictional character crushes
are always better than the actors.
372
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:03,255
I mean, Ewan McGregor
in Moulin Rouge
373
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:06,892
- was my sexual awakening.
- Mmm. I dated a guy
374
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,160
who was only into fictional characters,
375
00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:10,295
- and it didn't last long...
- Aw.
376
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,931
Even with the dressing up.
377
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,951
- You're going to embarrass me, aren't you?
- I'm...
378
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:19,171
I had a thing for Lloyd
Dobler in "Say Anything."
379
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,640
You mean with the trench
coat and the boom box?
380
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,576
Yes! He was so romantic in that movie,
381
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,679
and he was so sexy.
Thomas took me to see it,
382
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,665
and that night afterwards,
we had the best...
383
00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:36,688
Dinner.
384
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:40,492
- Mom!
- Oh my God!
385
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:53,405
I'm not impressed. You?
386
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,291
You would be lucky to get these
guys to play at your wedding.
387
00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:03,949
So, is there some sort of history
between this Dominic and April?
388
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,853
- Maybe.
- I knew it! You're jealous.
389
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,921
And a hypocrite, 'cause
April seems to have no problem
390
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,156
with the fact that you and I used to date.
391
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,208
Okay, I really don't
think that unfortunate week
392
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,177
in sixth grade really compares here.
393
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,729
It is not just because
Dominic used to date April.
394
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,831
It's also because he's...
395
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:22,040
earnest and ingratiating.
396
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:24,796
He's like a greeting card with dimples.
397
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,894
Hey. Hey, you must be Frankie.
398
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,613
- Hey.
- Dominic.
399
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,832
- Great band.
- Yeah, amazing sound.
400
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,812
-Want me to see if they'll do your wedding?
-I don't know.
401
00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:43,538
-Still mulling.
-You don't like 'em, no worries.
402
00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:45,357
But if you do, I should talk to them soon.
403
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,360
Gonna grab us another round
from backstage. Think about it.
404
00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:54,049
So, what happened to
"cancer made me a nice guy"?
405
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:57,936
It did. Just... to everyone but him.
406
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,123
The guy is trying to do you a favor,
and you're treating him like crap.
407
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,910
You won, okay? April is marrying you.
408
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:06,912
Now Dominic is her friend,
so you can either engage
409
00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:09,080
in this lame pissing contest forever,
410
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,183
or you can try and suck it up
411
00:19:11,185 --> 00:19:14,052
and be the better man that
you've claimed you've become.
412
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,585
So you normally wear a mask?
413
00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,924
Yeah, when I'm in an
uncontrolled environment.
414
00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:31,553
Or if I want to play Zorro.
415
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,522
Um...
416
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,708
Finn, if you want any snacks,
417
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,294
- those are all neutropenic.
- I'm okay. Thanks.
418
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,180
Hypothetically, let's say you
want to make out with someone.
419
00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:44,482
- Is there a secret opening?
- Ford!
420
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,168
Well, making out really isn't on the table.
421
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,221
The whole "uncontrolled environment" thing,
422
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:52,123
but luckily I'm not swimming in offers.
423
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,626
I'll make out with you.
424
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,562
Ford, he just said that he can't
make out! What is wrong with you?
425
00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:01,796
Um, maybe... maybe I
should... maybe I should go.
426
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,279
Why? Are you tired. If you're
tired, you can lie down.
427
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,105
No, I'm not tired, I just...
428
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:10,008
I thought, because of your sister,
you wouldn't act weird around me,
429
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,978
but you're treating me
like some cancer patient.
430
00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:20,683
I'm... I'm sorry, but
you are a cancer patient.
431
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,655
And I know, because of April,
how things can be bad for you.
432
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,625
- It just makes me anxious.
- Well, if I make you so anxious,
433
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:27,854
then why did you invite me?
434
00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:30,195
Because you have cancer
and I feel bad for you.
435
00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:35,631
I'm... I'm sorry. I...
I didn't mean that. I...
436
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,622
Hey, Ford, you wanna make out?
437
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,592
Yeah! Yes.
438
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,332
Well, you have been on
exceptionally good behavior.
439
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,895
Did Meg give you a Stern
talking to or something?
440
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,376
Okay, give me some credit.
441
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,371
I know I give you a hard time, but...
442
00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,390
I think you're all right.
443
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,892
- Oh.
- Two whiskey shots, please.
444
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:04,129
So, are you dating anyone?
445
00:21:04,535 --> 00:21:05,997
Me? No.
446
00:21:06,049 --> 00:21:08,767
No, the monogamy thing
is not really for me.
447
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,819
So you don't want to
get married? Like ever?
448
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:14,005
Oh no. Personally, no.
God, I like my freedom.
449
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,775
But... but good for you,
450
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,911
for wanting to commit to Leo
and being okay with all of that.
451
00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:22,367
Never being single again,
and knowing he's the
452
00:21:22,392 --> 00:21:24,540
last person you're
ever gonna sleep with.
453
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:28,503
It's not like it's weird.
454
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:31,058
-People get married all the time.
-Yeah.
455
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,725
I mean, not people like us.
456
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,695
Most people can tie the
knot, and say "forever,"
457
00:21:36,747 --> 00:21:40,265
but deep down know that half
of marriages end in divorce.
458
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,534
They could be single
again. They likely will be.
459
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,972
But you and I are actually committing to
460
00:21:45,997 --> 00:21:48,064
spend the rest of our lives,
461
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,442
potentially the very few days we have left,
462
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,444
tied down to another person.
463
00:21:52,722 --> 00:21:55,280
When you and I say "till death do us part,"
464
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,847
we really mean it. It's the end.
465
00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:04,806
But hey, if that doesn't bother you,
466
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,859
mazel tov. You are a braver woman than I.
467
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:21,606
Wait! No, no, no, no, no. My
bachelorette party is over already?
468
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,641
Oh, babe, it's gotta end sometime.
469
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,813
- Let's go to a strip club!
- Yes!
470
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:54,571
This is what I need... a room full of men.
471
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,615
Have you seen my mom? I need...
I need money for the strippers.
472
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:09,319
Hey, sweetie, you are being so delightful,
473
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,521
but I just have to ask
what's with April gone wild?
474
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,406
Beth... dear, sweet Beth,
475
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,259
what were we thinking with
a classy bachelorette party?
476
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:19,262
I admit it might be weird to
bring your grandma to a strip club,
477
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,248
which, by the way, it is!
478
00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:23,967
Hi, fellas.
479
00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:27,203
My entire life is at a crossroads, okay?
480
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,239
I have one week left at home.
481
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,208
This could be one of my only nights
482
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,046
to be a single girl out
with her single girlfriends.
483
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,749
Do you realize that I
could never be single again!
484
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,853
This is my last freaking hurrah,
and that's why we gotta do it right.
485
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:46,723
Hey, come on, it's normal to
be nervous before your wedding,
486
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,658
yeah, you're never gonna be single again,
487
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:52,646
but you're marrying Leo! Think of all
the exciting things that come with that.
488
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:56,700
Like what? Babies? Golden anniversaries?
489
00:23:56,735 --> 00:24:01,705
Maybe you can look at it like that, but
I can't count on any of those things.
490
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:07,427
That's why, tonight, has to be legendary.
491
00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:09,479
That's why I need...
492
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,616
A bunch of dollar bills!
493
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,553
Okay, I'm gonna go get you some change.
494
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,539
-Come on. Let's get a better view.
-Okay.
495
00:24:23,512 --> 00:24:26,096
Whoo!
496
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,233
-Let's go catch up with the girls.
-No, no, no, no, no.
497
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,036
I mean, it was sweet
of April to include me,
498
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,005
but, really, she's gonna have
a lot more fun with her friends.
499
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,907
So you're just gonna hide out all night?
500
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,810
- You should enjoy the show.
- No, I'm fine.
501
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,113
Really, strip clubs are not my scene.
502
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,666
Disagree. Strip clubs are everyone's scene.
503
00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,885
I'm going to prove you wrong, Sara Carter.
504
00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:55,759
Natalie?
505
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,561
Natalie, don't leave me here.
506
00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:03,336
Talked to the guys, and
they're in if you are.
507
00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:06,275
Oh, that's awesome. Right?
508
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,290
Dominic, thank you so much for doing this.
509
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,342
I cannot tell you how much I appreciate it.
510
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,344
You're welcome, man. happy to help.
511
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:18,055
So, any word from April's
bachelorette party?
512
00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:20,433
Oh, you know, I did just get a text...
513
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,349
It says...
514
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:27,006
"Strippers!" With about
10,000 exclamation points.
515
00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,224
- Mmm!
- April at a strip club.
516
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,993
I'm sure it's the one
with the best Yelp reviews.
517
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,911
Right?
518
00:25:31,971 --> 00:25:35,039
-So she's pretty type "A," huh?
-I tried to take her to a restaurant once,
519
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,800
that we were just passing by...
520
00:25:36,852 --> 00:25:40,703
Whoa, whoa, bad move. What if someone
gave them two stars in June 2011?
521
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,859
So, how about you, Leo?
When's your bachelor party?
522
00:25:45,894 --> 00:25:47,911
Um, I don't think we're doing one.
523
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,847
Actually... surprise!
524
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,799
It's now!
525
00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,818
Really? This is my bachelor party?
526
00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,786
Yeah, I don't see why not.
We got all the ingredients.
527
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:59,606
We've got music, alcohol,
528
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,658
- friends.
- Yeah, friends.
529
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:04,461
What a great surprise.
530
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:08,297
You want to join, Dim... inic?
531
00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:09,387
Dominic?
532
00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:13,303
Sure. Why not?
533
00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:15,472
All right, let's get the party started.
534
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,207
Bachelor party.
535
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,325
- Bam!
- Here we go.
536
00:26:27,807 --> 00:26:29,007
Don't do it!
537
00:26:30,429 --> 00:26:32,255
You're kind of killing the mood here.
538
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:35,008
Finn, I'm sorry I said
that I felt bad for you,
539
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,976
but you shouldn't do this to prove a point.
540
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,995
I'm not proving a point. I'm
just making out with a girl.
541
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,930
But Ford is covered in germs!
542
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,999
I've seen her lick a parking meter before!
543
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,935
That was one time. It was to
make a point about bureaucracy.
544
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,737
It's not worth the risk.
545
00:26:47,929 --> 00:26:50,062
No, I think it is, okay?
546
00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:58,414
I... I can't... I can't do it.
547
00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:02,652
- Finn, it's okay.
- No, it's not, okay?
548
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:05,505
I'm alone in a house with two
girls, and all I can think about
549
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,341
is germs and how much I
could really use a nap.
550
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:11,039
I mean, what kind
of 17-year-old am I?
551
00:27:11,103 --> 00:27:13,563
I know I'm lucky to be alive, right,
552
00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:16,132
but sometimes there's so many rules
553
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:19,000
and things I can't do that it
doesn't feel much like living.
554
00:27:22,964 --> 00:27:24,747
I have an idea.
555
00:27:28,008 --> 00:27:30,096
I think it's disgusting when
women sexualize themselves
556
00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:31,181
for the pleasure of the male gaze.
557
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,849
Well, then don't think of it like that.
558
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:34,784
Think of it as a favor to me.
559
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,570
This was your plan all along.
560
00:27:36,595 --> 00:27:38,595
Shut up.
561
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,390
Well, I'm definitely not tired now.
562
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:00,410
Natalie, no!
563
00:28:00,462 --> 00:28:02,345
- What is this room?
- You'll see!
564
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,647
Oh my... just...
565
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:08,218
-We're not even supposed to be back here!
-Shh!
566
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,519
Is Diane Court here?
567
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,133
Okay, stop. Stop.
568
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,052
- Don't stop.
- I will not be the mother
569
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,104
who gets a lap dance at her
daughter's bachelorette party.
570
00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:29,906
You're not!
571
00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,791
You're Diane Court,
572
00:28:31,826 --> 00:28:34,398
so just relax...
573
00:28:34,665 --> 00:28:36,031
And have fun.
574
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,675
Dance for me, Lloyd!
575
00:28:51,846 --> 00:28:53,529
Oh my God.
576
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:05,341
O...Kay.
577
00:29:21,304 --> 00:29:22,282
Yes!
578
00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:37,807
They sure never looked like
that when I was in the Navy.
579
00:29:49,771 --> 00:29:52,488
Look at the ass on that sailor!
580
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:56,500
Wow! I never pegged you
for an ass woman, Carver.
581
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,394
You should get up there and dance with him.
582
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,613
Right. Like anybody could
just get up and dance.
583
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:04,334
Hey, hey, our friend's getting married!
584
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:06,602
- Who's the bride to be?
- Me! Me, me! I'm the bride!
585
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,271
All right, come on.
586
00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:10,323
Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
587
00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:12,408
Hello, sailor.
588
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,350
Hi.
589
00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:44,006
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to
ask you to step off the stage
590
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,109
- and take a seat.
- Oh, no, no, read the shirt.
591
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,944
"I'm the bride, bitch"!
592
00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,937
I'm still gonna have to ask
you to step away from...
593
00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:50,881
Hey, how dare you?
594
00:30:50,906 --> 00:30:52,965
Okay, I'm somebody's wife, basically.
595
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,685
- Sir!
- You... you... hey, you!
596
00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:57,987
Get your damn hands off my granddaughter!
597
00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,708
Jake, you've got two on the gate.
598
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,727
But... I'm a bride.
599
00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:17,813
Your mom's working on bail.
600
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:27,406
You know, I finally let myself cut loose
601
00:31:27,442 --> 00:31:30,659
and have... a world-class
bachelorette party,
602
00:31:30,711 --> 00:31:32,711
and I end up in jail.
603
00:31:33,094 --> 00:31:34,927
You're in jail because of me.
604
00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:37,996
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have reached
for the cop's nightstick, but...
605
00:31:38,032 --> 00:31:40,799
That's not the stick I was reaching for.
606
00:31:43,164 --> 00:31:46,572
You ever feel like no matter what you do,
607
00:31:46,607 --> 00:31:48,740
you just can't make the right choice?
608
00:31:52,182 --> 00:31:55,349
Every choice is the right
one when you make it.
609
00:31:57,122 --> 00:31:59,956
You really believe that?
610
00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:04,115
I've long since given
up trying to figure out
611
00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:06,050
why things are they way they are.
612
00:32:06,882 --> 00:32:08,716
Is that helping you get
over things with Sam?
613
00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:10,761
What happened with you guys?
614
00:32:10,786 --> 00:32:13,945
Oh, honey, Sam...
615
00:32:15,841 --> 00:32:18,775
Sam wants to travel, see the country.
616
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,084
He wants to spend the winter in Sedona.
617
00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:22,843
And he wants you to go with him.
618
00:32:23,896 --> 00:32:26,530
And I wanna spend that time with you.
619
00:32:27,703 --> 00:32:29,874
I can't have you...
620
00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:31,976
staying because you're afraid I might die.
621
00:32:32,028 --> 00:32:35,680
Nobody in this family
is dying any time soon!
622
00:32:35,715 --> 00:32:36,881
You don't know what's going to happen.
623
00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,883
Didn't you basically just say that?
624
00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:44,514
How can I possibly leave you?
625
00:32:44,711 --> 00:32:48,883
The same way I'm leaving the
room I lived in my whole life.
626
00:32:49,562 --> 00:32:53,331
And... marry a guy I really just met.
627
00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:54,582
And the way I...
628
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,890
I hold my breath
629
00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:00,581
every time they test my blood and...
630
00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,406
Scan my body.
631
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:05,363
You just hope and you pray that...
632
00:33:08,789 --> 00:33:10,687
And if the results are bad...
633
00:33:11,117 --> 00:33:14,018
You try to accept it, and you get back up,
634
00:33:14,053 --> 00:33:16,287
because... because...
635
00:33:16,322 --> 00:33:18,155
Because that's the deal.
636
00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:22,960
There's no last hurrah, is there?
637
00:33:23,012 --> 00:33:25,980
No, every day is the last hurrah.
638
00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:30,258
You have to go. You know that.
639
00:33:32,602 --> 00:33:33,602
I do.
640
00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:38,490
But not before your wedding.
641
00:33:41,172 --> 00:33:43,814
And I need to make a decision
642
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,539
about what may be the
only book I ever write.
643
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:48,703
I thought you'd decided.
644
00:33:48,755 --> 00:33:49,837
So did I.
645
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,828
I can't let fear guide that decision.
646
00:33:55,148 --> 00:33:56,827
I know what I really wanna write.
647
00:33:56,829 --> 00:33:58,596
I think I always have.
648
00:33:59,711 --> 00:34:02,600
Ladies, you're free to go.
649
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,575
You ready?
650
00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:08,158
Hell yes.
651
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,277
What are you even saying?
652
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,463
That doesn't even make any sense!
653
00:34:15,498 --> 00:34:18,282
Val Kilmer is not the best Batman!
654
00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:20,384
- I like what I like.
- Pfft!
655
00:34:20,386 --> 00:34:22,186
- No way.
- Okay.
656
00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:24,155
- It's Christian Bale. Come on.
- Yeah!
657
00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:26,123
- The voice. The suit.
- There you go. Uh-huh.
658
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:31,178
-Mmm! This guy knows what he is talking about.
-Mmm!
659
00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:35,066
- Mmm!
- Oh, you two are too cute!
660
00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:36,834
- I gotta take a picture.
- Ooh, yeah.
661
00:34:36,836 --> 00:34:38,052
- Okay.
- Ready?
662
00:34:40,907 --> 00:34:43,974
Adorable. Ooh! I'm
'gramming this immediately.
663
00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:47,044
- Tag me.
- hashtag... domino.
664
00:34:47,096 --> 00:34:50,681
Ooh! It's your name, it's my name.
665
00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,950
I like it. I like it. And I like you, dude.
666
00:34:53,002 --> 00:34:55,820
- Back at you, dude.
- I do.
667
00:34:56,973 --> 00:34:59,523
Oh. You're nice. You're a nice guy.
668
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:02,543
You're a good guy. You're a harmless guy.
669
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,662
Harmless, huh? That's something
everyone likes to hear.
670
00:35:04,664 --> 00:35:07,234
No, no, no, no, no. I just mean, I was...
671
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,401
I used to worry that you
would stay pissed at me
672
00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:12,670
about how everything went down with April.
673
00:35:12,705 --> 00:35:17,475
Or worse, that you were gonna swoop
in and try and steal her from me.
674
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,660
But that all seems kinda
crazy now, doesn't it?
675
00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,630
You know, I always thought that "Phantom
Menace" was the best "Star Wars."
676
00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:25,382
But you know, I get it, because
you and April are just friends.
677
00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:31,155
And what's great, dimples...
Dom... Domples,
678
00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:34,125
is that we can be friends now,
679
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,260
because I have nothing to worry about.
680
00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:39,079
You don't want April back.
681
00:35:43,002 --> 00:35:45,236
- I do.
682
00:35:48,274 --> 00:35:50,174
I'm still in love with her,
683
00:35:50,209 --> 00:35:52,042
and I do want her back.
684
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,022
Leo!
685
00:36:05,024 --> 00:36:07,625
Oh my God. Did you see that?
686
00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:11,529
You know what? April was right
about you. You are a nice guy.
687
00:36:11,564 --> 00:36:14,698
You're a good guy. You're
a real harmless guy.
688
00:36:17,453 --> 00:36:18,453
Let's go.
689
00:36:34,437 --> 00:36:36,353
I know. I'm sorry.
690
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,489
I was my old self again.
691
00:36:38,524 --> 00:36:41,125
No. That was fair.
692
00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:53,320
Some provisions.
693
00:36:53,524 --> 00:36:55,574
- Oh, Leo, thank you.
- Yay!
694
00:36:57,377 --> 00:36:58,543
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
695
00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:02,961
- Hey.
- Hi.
696
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,387
- Everything okay?
- What? Sorry.
697
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:12,390
I'm meeting with Nina later, so
I'm just working on some notes.
698
00:37:12,426 --> 00:37:15,060
- Oh.
- How'd last night go?
699
00:37:15,062 --> 00:37:17,245
Yeah, it was... it was... it was fine.
700
00:37:17,515 --> 00:37:20,298
I'm thinking we should
go with a DJ, though.
701
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:24,986
- Oh, grandma and April got arrested.
- Really?
702
00:37:25,022 --> 00:37:29,074
Oh, it was just a little
harassing-an-officer thing.
703
00:37:29,126 --> 00:37:32,108
The charges were dropped. It's no big deal.
704
00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:36,047
And I got to have a wonderful
talk with my granddaughter.
705
00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:38,375
Did we miss anything big?
706
00:37:38,869 --> 00:37:41,970
Actually, there's something
I need to tell you.
707
00:37:42,153 --> 00:37:43,953
- Can we talk?
- Sure.
708
00:37:44,942 --> 00:37:46,758
Well, well.
709
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:48,994
Strippers, jail,
710
00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:51,713
mystery talks.
711
00:37:51,748 --> 00:37:53,632
Sounds like you missed out, Bren.
712
00:37:53,634 --> 00:37:54,994
Sounds like we both did.
713
00:38:00,908 --> 00:38:03,928
- What's this?
- It's a summary page
714
00:38:03,953 --> 00:38:05,544
for the book I wanna work on with you.
715
00:38:05,562 --> 00:38:07,398
Is this the project we talked about?
716
00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,256
It's a proposal for my memoir.
717
00:38:11,585 --> 00:38:14,719
Look, another 20-something girl might
718
00:38:14,755 --> 00:38:18,356
come in here and hand you
a memoir about her firsts...
719
00:38:18,358 --> 00:38:20,525
Her first job, her first apartment,
720
00:38:20,561 --> 00:38:22,294
her first heartbreak.
721
00:38:22,329 --> 00:38:24,429
But I have to think of all
of these things as my lasts.
722
00:38:24,464 --> 00:38:28,433
Being sick makes every
decision I make so enormous,
723
00:38:28,485 --> 00:38:31,102
but it also keeps me from
taking anything for granted,
724
00:38:31,154 --> 00:38:32,404
and I think that that's a perspective
725
00:38:32,439 --> 00:38:33,945
that will make my work stand out.
726
00:38:34,484 --> 00:38:37,375
I know... I know you were
excited about my young adult idea.
727
00:38:37,411 --> 00:38:41,179
I was too. I wish I could write
it. I could write everything...
728
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:45,859
Y.A., Chick Lit, Sci-Fi, even one
of those 2,000 page biographies.
729
00:38:45,884 --> 00:38:48,935
I want to do everything, but...
730
00:38:49,139 --> 00:38:52,257
If I only get to tell one story,
731
00:38:52,508 --> 00:38:54,633
it's gotta be my story.
732
00:38:54,658 --> 00:38:57,626
Wow. That's really brave of you,
733
00:38:57,948 --> 00:39:00,165
but publishing is a challenging business.
734
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,034
More so than ever. And I
have to be honest with you...
735
00:39:03,053 --> 00:39:05,337
I'm looking to work on
projects with broader appeal.
736
00:39:05,372 --> 00:39:08,940
If you want to write your memoir,
I wish you the best of luck.
737
00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:11,897
But you'll have to find
someone else to work with.
738
00:39:13,113 --> 00:39:14,113
I will.
739
00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:19,084
- No, I swear, they really did.
- Come on.
740
00:39:19,086 --> 00:39:22,020
-I'm not joking. I'm serious.
-Dude. Dude.
741
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:25,073
- When was this?
- It was...
742
00:39:25,108 --> 00:39:27,125
-No way, man. You're lying.
-I swear.
743
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,661
- Come on.
- They really did.
744
00:39:30,831 --> 00:39:31,997
Ooh!
745
00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:37,602
Hey, Finn. So glad you came over.
746
00:39:37,654 --> 00:39:39,988
Would you guys give us a second?
747
00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:51,549
Looks like you got yourself a fan club.
748
00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:53,852
Oh, who needs friends
when you have a fan club?
749
00:39:53,904 --> 00:39:57,572
-Friends are overrated.
-No, hey, hey, you've got a friend.
750
00:39:59,826 --> 00:40:02,761
-Pickle chip?
-Hey, those better be neutropenic.
751
00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:04,846
Neutropenic and delicious.
752
00:40:04,881 --> 00:40:08,717
So delicious, and it's weird.
I used to hate these things,
753
00:40:08,769 --> 00:40:11,603
-but I love them now, and I don't know why.
-Thank you!
754
00:40:11,638 --> 00:40:13,905
- Ford thinks they're gross.
- Well, they are,
755
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,658
but they're so good.
756
00:40:21,581 --> 00:40:25,417
- A memoir, huh? Very cool.
- Yeah.
757
00:40:25,469 --> 00:40:27,802
I don't know what sort of market's out
there for the story of April Carver,
758
00:40:27,838 --> 00:40:31,439
but you were right. The market
is not the most important thing.
759
00:40:31,475 --> 00:40:34,476
I have to use this time to
write the book I have to write.
760
00:40:34,528 --> 00:40:36,561
- I hope you let me read it.
- Of course.
761
00:40:36,613 --> 00:40:39,481
You've really been there
for me through all of this.
762
00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:40,565
I'm right around the corner.
763
00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:42,567
Can I take you out for an
official thank-you lunch?
764
00:40:42,619 --> 00:40:43,818
Uh...
765
00:40:46,656 --> 00:40:48,656
Now's not really a good time.
766
00:40:48,709 --> 00:40:50,575
Okay. Well, how about tomorrow?
767
00:40:50,577 --> 00:40:53,578
Actually, looks like I'm
going to be busy for a while
768
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:56,070
with some stuff for my house and...
769
00:40:56,717 --> 00:40:59,078
Why don't I call you
when things clear up?
770
00:40:59,503 --> 00:41:02,211
Okay, good luck with your stuff.
771
00:41:21,631 --> 00:41:25,961
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