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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,311 --> 00:00:01,750 Previously on Chasing Life 2 00:00:01,790 --> 00:00:04,530 I want to be friends with Dominic. Is that a problem? 3 00:00:04,554 --> 00:00:07,242 I don't have a problem if I don't have anything to worry about. 4 00:00:07,678 --> 00:00:08,812 - Do I? - What happened? 5 00:00:08,837 --> 00:00:11,670 According to her, I'm still in love with April. 6 00:00:11,695 --> 00:00:14,531 It's not true, though, and it's not like she's available, anyway. 7 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:16,356 - We have a match. - Finally! 8 00:00:16,381 --> 00:00:19,835 The sick kid, his name's Finn. He has cancer and only one leg. 9 00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:21,405 -Hi. -Not to speak ill of the dead, 10 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:23,363 but Thomas Carver, the year before he died, 11 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,332 he was blowing money, drinking. 12 00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:27,434 The guy had demons even I find dark. 13 00:00:27,469 --> 00:00:31,138 You know what? Screw my dad. I'm gonna write a book. 14 00:00:33,142 --> 00:00:36,109 Oh, writing my book was easy. 15 00:00:36,145 --> 00:00:38,161 I stared at a blinking cursor for six, seven hours a night 16 00:00:38,197 --> 00:00:40,213 until I was convinced I was a total fraud, 17 00:00:40,215 --> 00:00:41,789 and then I started typing. 18 00:00:41,814 --> 00:00:44,211 Well, I've got the fear and insecurity parts down for sure. 19 00:00:44,236 --> 00:00:47,054 Wait until people actually start reading your book, it's terrifying... 20 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,922 And thrilling. 21 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,691 I'm so excited. 22 00:00:50,726 --> 00:00:54,628 Writing a novel is something I never thought I could or would do, 23 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,663 kind of like owning your own house. 24 00:00:56,715 --> 00:00:58,585 That's such a big deal! I wanna see it! 25 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:00,335 Well, you can. I'll warn you... it's a dump, 26 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,023 but I'll make a home out of it... 27 00:01:02,048 --> 00:01:03,647 Some day. 28 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,890 So, any thought on what your debut is gonna be about? 29 00:01:05,915 --> 00:01:09,082 Mmm, I have three or four ideas I've been kicking around for a while. 30 00:01:09,645 --> 00:01:11,662 Honestly, I just... whatever I write, 31 00:01:11,714 --> 00:01:14,514 I want it to have a real shot at getting published. 32 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:17,648 You know, I could talk to my agent, Nina, about it. 33 00:01:17,673 --> 00:01:19,873 You guys could sit down, talk about the publishing market. 34 00:01:20,422 --> 00:01:23,078 Really? You think she'd meet with me? 35 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:25,169 Come on! 36 00:01:25,194 --> 00:01:27,859 The smart and talented daughter of a famous best-selling author? 37 00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:29,083 - Mmm. - It's a no-brainer. 38 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:33,610 You know, when you say it, I kind of believe it a little. 39 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:37,237 Seriously. Hey, thank you. 40 00:01:38,763 --> 00:01:39,779 It's nothing. 41 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:42,902 You're a catch... 42 00:01:42,938 --> 00:01:46,506 - For a literary agent. - Right. 43 00:01:46,508 --> 00:01:47,724 I know she's heading back to New York 44 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,442 for publisher meetings in a couple of days, 45 00:01:49,494 --> 00:01:52,278 so you should plan on meeting maybe tomorrow. 46 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,547 Yeah, I can make myself available. 47 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:57,434 Could this day get any better? 48 00:01:57,519 --> 00:02:01,421 April Carver, there are but a few major milestones 49 00:02:01,456 --> 00:02:05,225 in ever woman's life which forever shape and define her legacy, 50 00:02:05,277 --> 00:02:07,160 and you, my friend, 51 00:02:07,162 --> 00:02:09,395 have officially come upon one of yours. 52 00:02:09,431 --> 00:02:12,265 For the time has now come to plan... 53 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,868 Your bachelorette party! 54 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:18,254 Yes! Yes! 55 00:02:36,493 --> 00:02:39,086 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 56 00:02:39,111 --> 00:02:40,111 I have been so focused 57 00:02:40,145 --> 00:02:41,227 on the wedding part of the wedding, 58 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,196 that I totally forgot 59 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,981 I get a bachelorette party! 60 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:46,900 We both did. How did we forget about a night 61 00:02:46,952 --> 00:02:48,868 full of male strippers? 62 00:02:48,904 --> 00:02:50,954 Okay, strippers are great... 63 00:02:50,989 --> 00:02:53,072 - Yeah. - But... wild idea... 64 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,958 What if we did 65 00:02:54,993 --> 00:02:57,076 something that could include my mom and grandma. 66 00:02:57,078 --> 00:02:59,245 It's my last week at home, and I just wanna show them 67 00:02:59,297 --> 00:03:00,830 that even though I'm moving out, 68 00:03:00,882 --> 00:03:02,999 they're still a huge part of this next phase of my life. 69 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:05,168 Fine. 70 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,137 If you want your party to be mom and grandma friendly, 71 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:08,254 then that's what we'll do. 72 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:12,809 What about we go out for a classy wine-tasting 73 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,060 at Sip maybe, 74 00:03:14,095 --> 00:03:16,179 then have a nice dinner out afterwards? 75 00:03:16,231 --> 00:03:18,898 What about Brenna? She'll be so bummed to be left out. 76 00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:19,983 Oh no, I already talked to her. 77 00:03:20,018 --> 00:03:22,101 She totally gets that a bachelorette party 78 00:03:22,154 --> 00:03:23,937 that isn't 21-plus doesn't really count, 79 00:03:23,939 --> 00:03:26,105 so she's sitting this one out for the greater good. 80 00:03:26,107 --> 00:03:28,992 So, it's settled. 81 00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:30,944 April's bachelorette party, 82 00:03:30,996 --> 00:03:32,946 a classy affair. 83 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,833 Oh God. I just don't know what I'm going to do 84 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,201 with all these novelty cake pans now. 85 00:03:38,253 --> 00:03:41,087 Oh my. This is... 86 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:44,174 Girthy. 87 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:51,097 April’s bachelorette party is tomorrow night 88 00:03:51,132 --> 00:03:53,183 and I'm not allowed to go, so... 89 00:03:53,218 --> 00:03:56,019 I'm just gonna be sitting at home, all night, 90 00:03:56,054 --> 00:03:57,971 all by myself. 91 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:03,109 - I'm so happy for you. - I know, right? 92 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:05,195 A whole night off from April’s wedding. 93 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:07,280 I can just watch TV, eat junk food, 94 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,282 and not have to watch YouTube videos 95 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,034 that teach you how to curl a ribbon. 96 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:12,986 Yo, I'm in. 97 00:04:12,988 --> 00:04:14,601 So, I'm guessing still no public school friends? 98 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:17,050 No, not yet. I mean, I talked to this one guy, 99 00:04:17,075 --> 00:04:18,992 he has lymphoma. 100 00:04:19,044 --> 00:04:21,077 Of course, you can't make a normal friend. 101 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:23,913 Finn is normal. He's just sick. 102 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,164 I feel bad for him. 103 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,867 He has to make this mask all the time. 104 00:04:27,903 --> 00:04:30,053 You should invite him over. 105 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:31,921 I love a man in a mask. 106 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:33,840 We're not even real friends yet, 107 00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:36,259 and I don't really know if that's the best idea. 108 00:04:36,311 --> 00:04:38,978 How could finally making a friend not be the best idea? 109 00:04:39,014 --> 00:04:41,147 Because when I look at Finn, 110 00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:43,933 I can't help it... all I see is cancer. 111 00:04:43,985 --> 00:04:46,986 And because of April, there's this part of me 112 00:04:47,022 --> 00:04:50,023 that feels like I have to take care of him. 113 00:04:50,025 --> 00:04:51,858 But school's supposed to be the one place 114 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,160 where I'm not worrying about someone with cancer. 115 00:04:54,195 --> 00:04:57,196 I guess, but on the other hand, new girl, 116 00:04:57,198 --> 00:05:00,116 - beggars can't be choosers. - Maybe you're right. 117 00:05:00,656 --> 00:05:03,253 Maybe you'd be more popular if you stopped eating those gross pickle chips. 118 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:05,280 Shut up. They're delicious. 119 00:05:07,175 --> 00:05:08,875 - You can have one. - No. 120 00:05:08,877 --> 00:05:09,926 They're so good. 121 00:05:11,096 --> 00:05:13,012 I'm sorry. I've been wracking my brain, 122 00:05:13,048 --> 00:05:16,182 but nothing from dad's last year stands out to me. 123 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:19,936 Well, Edwin said he completely changed. 124 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:22,742 You sure you didn't notice anything? 125 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:25,017 I mean, that was three years ago. 126 00:05:25,193 --> 00:05:27,193 I remember him traveling a lot 127 00:05:27,384 --> 00:05:29,118 who was traveling? 128 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,389 Mom... 129 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:37,136 Natalie found a manuscript 130 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,938 that dad was working on when he died, 131 00:05:38,974 --> 00:05:40,343 and it's brought up... 132 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,909 A lot of questions from his last year. 133 00:05:42,961 --> 00:05:44,927 - He was probably going... - Oh, stop. 134 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,864 You dad's past is a door I just... 135 00:05:48,234 --> 00:05:50,333 I don't feel the need to open again. 136 00:05:50,385 --> 00:05:51,718 This is April’s last week at home. 137 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:54,537 I just want to enjoy this time with my wonderful daughters. 138 00:05:57,185 --> 00:05:58,185 Okay. 139 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,965 Most improved." 140 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:09,118 - From the gymnastics coach. - Oh wow. "Most improved" 141 00:06:09,154 --> 00:06:11,971 is basically just saying you sucked less by the end of it. 142 00:06:12,007 --> 00:06:14,190 - So... - Aww. 143 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:17,744 - You worked so hard. - Did I? 144 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:22,782 Mmm. 145 00:06:22,784 --> 00:06:25,484 I can't believe it. Your last week at home. 146 00:06:26,257 --> 00:06:27,887 Leo and I will be close by. 147 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:31,000 I know, I know, it's just gonna take some getting used to... 148 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:34,765 Not having dinner with you every night, 149 00:06:35,701 --> 00:06:39,686 not hearing you two fight over the bathroom. 150 00:06:40,406 --> 00:06:43,302 I'll miss just seeing you wake up in the morning. 151 00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:45,438 - Mom, stop. - No, lookit. 152 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:48,241 I know I've been spoiled having you here 153 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:50,285 as long as I have. 154 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,980 You know, when we packed you up for college, 155 00:06:54,032 --> 00:06:56,049 I never thought you'd be living here again. 156 00:06:56,084 --> 00:06:58,134 And I never could have guessed 157 00:06:58,186 --> 00:07:02,071 that when you did move out, it was because you were gonna get married. 158 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:06,726 I never could've guessed a lot of things about my life right now, 159 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:11,597 but there are so many things happening that I am excited about. 160 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,109 I am getting married. 161 00:07:14,388 --> 00:07:17,497 I've got an amazing honeymoon planned in Italy, 162 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:19,476 I might write a book. 163 00:07:19,909 --> 00:07:21,992 And don't ever call me again! 164 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,804 It's been a pleasure... 165 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:30,333 getting to know you ladies. 166 00:07:35,457 --> 00:07:38,291 Well, Sam and I broke up. 167 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:40,226 Mom, what happened? 168 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:42,828 Well, we wanted different things and we couldn't work it out. 169 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:46,009 -What kind of things? -None of your business kind of things. 170 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:49,869 I'm fine! He's a tool, and I'm moving on. 171 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,958 I was so sorry to hear about your father. 172 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,743 He was one of Boston’s best writers, 173 00:07:57,779 --> 00:07:58,945 and he must've been a great man. 174 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,646 Well, I think you guys are great, 175 00:08:00,698 --> 00:08:02,665 and what you've done for Dominic is so impressive. 176 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:04,784 Dom is a natural talent, 177 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:06,452 and he says the same about you. 178 00:08:06,488 --> 00:08:08,037 Well, that's a lot to live up to, 179 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,248 but I'm psyched to try. 180 00:08:09,273 --> 00:08:10,960 And I'm psyched to hear what you're thinking about. 181 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:13,493 Okay, well, I have been brainstorming this one idea. 182 00:08:13,528 --> 00:08:16,171 It was actually inspired by a piece I was researching for the Post. 183 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,630 It's about a missing woman and her husband... 184 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,399 The market's pretty flooded with "gone girls" right now. 185 00:08:20,435 --> 00:08:23,269 I have this other idea that I really like. 186 00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:26,116 It's about these two adult sisters, and it's their dad's wedding day... 187 00:08:26,141 --> 00:08:27,306 April, I'm gonna stop you right there. 188 00:08:27,342 --> 00:08:29,570 I haven't had much luck selling chick-lit writers. 189 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:33,012 Umm, I have this futuristic love story idea 190 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:34,864 - I think is promising. - Futuristic? 191 00:08:34,916 --> 00:08:36,249 I know it sounds a little young adult-ish, 192 00:08:36,251 --> 00:08:38,017 but the story could be really compelling. 193 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:40,119 - Y.A. Is a great idea for you. - Really? 194 00:08:40,155 --> 00:08:42,638 It's an evergreen market, but more importantly, 195 00:08:42,674 --> 00:08:44,090 that kind of debut novel from you 196 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,659 could be positioned as a young adult Keys. 197 00:08:46,711 --> 00:08:48,728 You think people would be interested in it? 198 00:08:48,763 --> 00:08:50,730 I think the New York publishing houses would. 199 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,366 If you could work on this full-time, it's possible 200 00:08:53,418 --> 00:08:56,569 we could have a book on shelves in three years, maybe even two. 201 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,373 - Two or three years? - Mm-hmm. 202 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:02,375 I guess... 203 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:04,560 With my dad, it just seemed like he always had a book coming out. 204 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,412 He's an established author. 205 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:08,314 I would love to work with you, April. 206 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:10,216 I have to head back home early next week, 207 00:09:10,268 --> 00:09:12,285 so if you want to get started, we should probably meet again 208 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,120 before I leave to make some plans. 209 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:16,155 What do you think? 210 00:09:18,719 --> 00:09:20,652 Two or three years? 211 00:09:20,688 --> 00:09:23,037 Do I have two or three years? I mean, let's be real. 212 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,756 This could be my only book. 213 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,425 This could be what I leave behind. 214 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,876 How am I supposed to make a decision on what to write 215 00:09:27,928 --> 00:09:29,561 with that kind of pressure? 216 00:09:30,531 --> 00:09:32,381 I know she's sick, but she's intense. 217 00:09:32,416 --> 00:09:34,107 I love it. Perfect for you. 218 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,185 Frankie, what did we say about unfiltered honesty? 219 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:38,203 Well, some things never change. Sorry. 220 00:09:38,255 --> 00:09:40,172 You don't need to apologize for anything. 221 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:42,365 Leo told me all about how you two fell out of touch, 222 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:45,210 but you were the first person he thought of when it came to his best man. 223 00:09:45,245 --> 00:09:49,097 Though by best man, I wasn't expecting the most beautiful person ever. 224 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:51,632 You should've seen her in her awkward stages. 225 00:09:51,945 --> 00:09:53,952 Oh, you wanna talk about awkward stages? 226 00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:56,221 -Well, I've got plenty of awkward... -I want those stories. 227 00:09:56,223 --> 00:10:00,876 Okay, well, we should focus on the most pertinent topic at hand, 228 00:10:00,928 --> 00:10:04,146 April's book. The solution to which seems quite clear... 229 00:10:04,181 --> 00:10:07,966 - Do what the agent says. - You think? 230 00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:10,936 When you look at decisions like this as life or death, 231 00:10:10,971 --> 00:10:13,772 of course they're paralyzing. So stop! 232 00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:16,675 You want to be a published author. This agent can get that for you. 233 00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:20,495 So go write your young adult masterpiece, and get the enduring fame 234 00:10:20,531 --> 00:10:22,447 and social media bragging rights that come along with it. 235 00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:23,915 Yeah, and when your book's successful, 236 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:28,353 Leo can finally be the useless trophy husband he was always destined to be. 237 00:10:28,355 --> 00:10:30,288 Another fantastic point. 238 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,674 Well, if I want to get published, this is the way to do it. 239 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:35,610 There you go! Now, get to work. No more stalling. 240 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:38,463 Oh, something else came up. We need another band for the wedding. 241 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:41,183 - Classic stalling tactic. - No, I'm serious. 242 00:10:41,235 --> 00:10:44,169 The band called. They double-booked, so they canceled on us. 243 00:10:44,204 --> 00:10:46,054 Okay. Well, fine. 244 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:47,973 -Frankie and I will find a band. -Yeah. 245 00:10:48,008 --> 00:10:50,208 And you focus on writing your book. 246 00:10:50,244 --> 00:10:51,910 All right? Now write! 247 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,979 Write like the wind. Write! 248 00:10:57,901 --> 00:11:00,836 Bunch of us are going to a party at Taylor's tonight. Can you make it? 249 00:11:01,343 --> 00:11:03,772 No, I still can't be out in public like that. 250 00:11:03,824 --> 00:11:05,857 - Germs and stuff. - That bites, man. 251 00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:08,937 - Maybe next time. - Yeah. Maybe. 252 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:20,589 So, going to school is the only thing you're allowed to do? 253 00:11:20,953 --> 00:11:21,888 That's a bummer. 254 00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:25,248 Yeah, well, I'm happy to be out of my boring, sterile house. 255 00:11:25,273 --> 00:11:27,612 Doctor's think I'm already taking a risk being back in school this fast, 256 00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:31,099 but what can I say? This is the face of a rebel. 257 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,519 Are you neutropenic? 258 00:11:34,906 --> 00:11:37,139 Yeah, I am, and how do you know what that is? 259 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,141 My sister has leukemia. 260 00:11:39,484 --> 00:11:42,294 I know more about cancer at 17 than I ever thought I would. 261 00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,489 Yeah, me too. 262 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,034 Hey, you should come over tonight. 263 00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:51,803 Everyone's gonna be out of the house except for me and my friend, 264 00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:55,640 and because of my sister, the house is totally sterile. 265 00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:59,594 Yeah. Yeah, I... I think I can do that. 266 00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:01,646 - Cool. - Yeah, very cool. 267 00:12:01,698 --> 00:12:02,698 Thanks. 268 00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:14,426 You look stunning. 269 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:17,369 Stop. You promised you wouldn't get emotional. 270 00:12:18,546 --> 00:12:20,515 So, how do we even find a wedding band? 271 00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:24,369 - Do we put up fliers? - One wedding band." 272 00:12:24,607 --> 00:12:27,675 Do you remember that time sophomore year we tried to start a cover band? 273 00:12:28,772 --> 00:12:30,622 It was one of the dumbest things we ever did. 274 00:12:31,695 --> 00:12:33,484 Speaking of dumb things that we did, 275 00:12:34,562 --> 00:12:36,148 remember that time that you emailed me 276 00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:39,156 that you had cancer and I never heard from you again? 277 00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:42,270 Oh, by the way, I have something for you. 278 00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:44,123 Ow! Dude! 279 00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:45,857 Did you really think that after years of radio silence, 280 00:12:45,893 --> 00:12:47,008 that I would just hop on a plane, 281 00:12:47,044 --> 00:12:49,515 come and be your best man, and never bring this up? 282 00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:51,646 You were a real douche to me. 283 00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:54,499 Okay, well, look, I was to everyone. 284 00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:56,179 Since when was I everyone? 285 00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:58,436 My best friend was dying 286 00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,338 and you wouldn't even give me the time of day. 287 00:13:00,374 --> 00:13:01,706 I know. I... 288 00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:04,609 Did a lot of stupid things when I was sick. 289 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,411 But I'm not like that anymore. 290 00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:08,346 I've changed. I have. 291 00:13:08,382 --> 00:13:12,150 And if there's any silver lining to what grew in my head, 292 00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:14,250 it's that. I mean... 293 00:13:14,937 --> 00:13:18,718 Do you really believe someone as smart, and... 294 00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:21,943 beautiful, and wonderfully weird 295 00:13:21,995 --> 00:13:24,476 as that girl you just met, would marry the old me? 296 00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:27,080 Yeah. 297 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:33,004 Yeah, well, before she wises up and leaves your butt at the altar, 298 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,460 we should probably do what you promised we'd do. 299 00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:37,476 Yes! To the Internet! 300 00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:41,835 Let's see here. All right, "wedding bands." 301 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,535 And there are a hundred pictures of gold rings. 302 00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:47,886 - Hmm. - We're screwed. 303 00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:56,444 I cant believe you're a homeowner. This place is incredible. 304 00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:57,562 I'm so impressed. 305 00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:00,348 I heard Nina was impressed. 306 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,766 She emailed me about you today. 307 00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:03,735 Well, she was great, and I've already started 308 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,537 outlining an idea that she likes. 309 00:14:05,589 --> 00:14:08,640 Wow. Sounds like this is coming together pretty fast. 310 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:16,125 This may be the only book I ever get to write. 311 00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:18,550 I wanna leave behind something important. 312 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:23,086 Yeah, I can't imagine the pressure you must feel, 313 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,401 and publishing a book is definitely a way to leave something behind. 314 00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:28,695 Try not to think so much about the market. 315 00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:32,130 What matters is that what you leave behind is important to you. 316 00:14:35,902 --> 00:14:39,120 Sorry. It's probably Leo. 317 00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:42,340 Our wedding band backed out. 318 00:14:42,392 --> 00:14:45,192 'Cause the wedding, the book, and the bachelorette party weren't enough. 319 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:49,681 I don't feel like I'm helping you with the book dilemma, 320 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:52,817 but maybe I can help you with something else. 321 00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:54,903 - Hey. - Hey. 322 00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:58,623 -Hi. -Oh, hey, Dominic is getting us a band, 323 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,476 -and a really good one. -Oh, I don't know who this Dominic is, 324 00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:03,662 -but he might be my new best friend. -Hold up. 325 00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:06,598 That's very sweet of Dom, but Frankie and I have the band situation covered. 326 00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:10,702 That is so not even the slightest bit, remotely true. 327 00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:13,338 Well, he knows this band personally and they don't normally do weddings, 328 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:14,539 but he thinks that they'll do it as a favor. 329 00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:16,231 He's gonna ask them at their show tonight. 330 00:15:16,276 --> 00:15:20,245 Isn't band procurement traditionally the role of the groom? 331 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,130 - Um, did he make that up? - Umm... 332 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:24,357 -Yeah, I think he made that up. No, that's not a thing. -Hm-mmm. 333 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,318 Okay, well, just give us more time, okay? 334 00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:29,170 'Cause Frankie and I, we've got some... 335 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,955 Solid leads. 336 00:15:30,957 --> 00:15:32,190 - Babe. - Yeah. 337 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:34,225 I just want music, so I can dance with you at our wedding. 338 00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:35,928 Who cares who books the band? 339 00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:38,103 All right, well, I'll go to the show tonight. 340 00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,131 It's our wedding. One of us should be there. 341 00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:41,933 And since you're at your bachelorette party, 342 00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,753 Frankie and I will go and make sure that the band is right for us. 343 00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:47,500 - Okay, if you really want to. - Of course we do! 344 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,859 I'll text Dom and let him know you'll meet him there. 345 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:51,600 Yay! 346 00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:59,567 Yeah, and when Gabe came to pick me up, 347 00:15:59,619 --> 00:16:02,753 he came right to the door. He didn't just text and say he was outside. 348 00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:05,975 - Aww. - Give it time. 349 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,133 She's just going through a bit of a breakup. 350 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,319 Men act like they're all in, 351 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:13,205 but when things get tough, they're outta there. 352 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,208 - Amen, sister. - I'm sorry I'm late. 353 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,640 I'm sorry I'm crashing. 354 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,812 You're not crashing. Meg said she might bring you. 355 00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:23,882 And I'm... so glad she did. 356 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,051 Oh, guys, this is Meg and Vanessa. 357 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,986 -Hey. -Sorry you guys missed the wine-tasting. 358 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:30,555 We tasted some oaky wines. 359 00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:31,923 An hour and a half with a sommelier, 360 00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,659 and still the only wine term Beth knows is "oaky." 361 00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,828 It's true. Let's get you caught up, though. 362 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,830 - Alcohol, stat! - Yes! 363 00:16:37,898 --> 00:16:40,515 Something oaky coming right up! 364 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:44,536 Isn't it so amazing that Leo and April are getting married? 365 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,820 You know, when April was a little girl, 366 00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:49,201 she did vow to marry Leo, 367 00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:52,244 but at the time, she meant Leo DiCaprio. 368 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:55,464 --I never would've let him freeze in the ocean. 369 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,426 Yeah, but did you want to marry Leo or Jack? 370 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,257 Definitely Jack. 371 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,219 See? See? Fictional character crushes are always better than the actors. 372 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:03,255 I mean, Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge 373 00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:06,892 - was my sexual awakening. - Mmm. I dated a guy 374 00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,160 who was only into fictional characters, 375 00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:10,295 - and it didn't last long... - Aw. 376 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,931 Even with the dressing up. 377 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,951 - You're going to embarrass me, aren't you? - I'm... 378 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:19,171 I had a thing for Lloyd Dobler in "Say Anything." 379 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,640 You mean with the trench coat and the boom box? 380 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,576 Yes! He was so romantic in that movie, 381 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,679 and he was so sexy. Thomas took me to see it, 382 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,665 and that night afterwards, we had the best... 383 00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:36,688 Dinner. 384 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:40,492 - Mom! - Oh my God! 385 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:53,405 I'm not impressed. You? 386 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,291 You would be lucky to get these guys to play at your wedding. 387 00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:03,949 So, is there some sort of history between this Dominic and April? 388 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,853 - Maybe. - I knew it! You're jealous. 389 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:09,921 And a hypocrite, 'cause April seems to have no problem 390 00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,156 with the fact that you and I used to date. 391 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,208 Okay, I really don't think that unfortunate week 392 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,177 in sixth grade really compares here. 393 00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,729 It is not just because Dominic used to date April. 394 00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,831 It's also because he's... 395 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:22,040 earnest and ingratiating. 396 00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:24,796 He's like a greeting card with dimples. 397 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,894 Hey. Hey, you must be Frankie. 398 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,613 - Hey. - Dominic. 399 00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,832 - Great band. - Yeah, amazing sound. 400 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,812 -Want me to see if they'll do your wedding? -I don't know. 401 00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:43,538 -Still mulling. -You don't like 'em, no worries. 402 00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:45,357 But if you do, I should talk to them soon. 403 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,360 Gonna grab us another round from backstage. Think about it. 404 00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:54,049 So, what happened to "cancer made me a nice guy"? 405 00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:57,936 It did. Just... to everyone but him. 406 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,123 The guy is trying to do you a favor, and you're treating him like crap. 407 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,910 You won, okay? April is marrying you. 408 00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:06,912 Now Dominic is her friend, so you can either engage 409 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:09,080 in this lame pissing contest forever, 410 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,183 or you can try and suck it up 411 00:19:11,185 --> 00:19:14,052 and be the better man that you've claimed you've become. 412 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,585 So you normally wear a mask? 413 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,924 Yeah, when I'm in an uncontrolled environment. 414 00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:31,553 Or if I want to play Zorro. 415 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,522 Um... 416 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,708 Finn, if you want any snacks, 417 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,294 - those are all neutropenic. - I'm okay. Thanks. 418 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,180 Hypothetically, let's say you want to make out with someone. 419 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:44,482 - Is there a secret opening? - Ford! 420 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,168 Well, making out really isn't on the table. 421 00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,221 The whole "uncontrolled environment" thing, 422 00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:52,123 but luckily I'm not swimming in offers. 423 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,626 I'll make out with you. 424 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,562 Ford, he just said that he can't make out! What is wrong with you? 425 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:01,796 Um, maybe... maybe I should... maybe I should go. 426 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,279 Why? Are you tired. If you're tired, you can lie down. 427 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,105 No, I'm not tired, I just... 428 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:10,008 I thought, because of your sister, you wouldn't act weird around me, 429 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,978 but you're treating me like some cancer patient. 430 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:20,683 I'm... I'm sorry, but you are a cancer patient. 431 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,655 And I know, because of April, how things can be bad for you. 432 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,625 - It just makes me anxious. - Well, if I make you so anxious, 433 00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:27,854 then why did you invite me? 434 00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:30,195 Because you have cancer and I feel bad for you. 435 00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:35,631 I'm... I'm sorry. I... I didn't mean that. I... 436 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,622 Hey, Ford, you wanna make out? 437 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,592 Yeah! Yes. 438 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,332 Well, you have been on exceptionally good behavior. 439 00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,895 Did Meg give you a Stern talking to or something? 440 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,376 Okay, give me some credit. 441 00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,371 I know I give you a hard time, but... 442 00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,390 I think you're all right. 443 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,892 - Oh. - Two whiskey shots, please. 444 00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:04,129 So, are you dating anyone? 445 00:21:04,535 --> 00:21:05,997 Me? No. 446 00:21:06,049 --> 00:21:08,767 No, the monogamy thing is not really for me. 447 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,819 So you don't want to get married? Like ever? 448 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:14,005 Oh no. Personally, no. God, I like my freedom. 449 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,775 But... but good for you, 450 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,911 for wanting to commit to Leo and being okay with all of that. 451 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:22,367 Never being single again, and knowing he's the 452 00:21:22,392 --> 00:21:24,540 last person you're ever gonna sleep with. 453 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:28,503 It's not like it's weird. 454 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:31,058 -People get married all the time. -Yeah. 455 00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:33,725 I mean, not people like us. 456 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,695 Most people can tie the knot, and say "forever," 457 00:21:36,747 --> 00:21:40,265 but deep down know that half of marriages end in divorce. 458 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,534 They could be single again. They likely will be. 459 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,972 But you and I are actually committing to 460 00:21:45,997 --> 00:21:48,064 spend the rest of our lives, 461 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,442 potentially the very few days we have left, 462 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,444 tied down to another person. 463 00:21:52,722 --> 00:21:55,280 When you and I say "till death do us part," 464 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,847 we really mean it. It's the end. 465 00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:04,806 But hey, if that doesn't bother you, 466 00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,859 mazel tov. You are a braver woman than I. 467 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:21,606 Wait! No, no, no, no, no. My bachelorette party is over already? 468 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,641 Oh, babe, it's gotta end sometime. 469 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,813 - Let's go to a strip club! - Yes! 470 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:54,571 This is what I need... a room full of men. 471 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,615 Have you seen my mom? I need... I need money for the strippers. 472 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:09,319 Hey, sweetie, you are being so delightful, 473 00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,521 but I just have to ask what's with April gone wild? 474 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,406 Beth... dear, sweet Beth, 475 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,259 what were we thinking with a classy bachelorette party? 476 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:19,262 I admit it might be weird to bring your grandma to a strip club, 477 00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,248 which, by the way, it is! 478 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:23,967 Hi, fellas. 479 00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:27,203 My entire life is at a crossroads, okay? 480 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,239 I have one week left at home. 481 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,208 This could be one of my only nights 482 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,046 to be a single girl out with her single girlfriends. 483 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,749 Do you realize that I could never be single again! 484 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,853 This is my last freaking hurrah, and that's why we gotta do it right. 485 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:46,723 Hey, come on, it's normal to be nervous before your wedding, 486 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,658 yeah, you're never gonna be single again, 487 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:52,646 but you're marrying Leo! Think of all the exciting things that come with that. 488 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:56,700 Like what? Babies? Golden anniversaries? 489 00:23:56,735 --> 00:24:01,705 Maybe you can look at it like that, but I can't count on any of those things. 490 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:07,427 That's why, tonight, has to be legendary. 491 00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:09,479 That's why I need... 492 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,616 A bunch of dollar bills! 493 00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,553 Okay, I'm gonna go get you some change. 494 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,539 -Come on. Let's get a better view. -Okay. 495 00:24:23,512 --> 00:24:26,096 Whoo! 496 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,233 -Let's go catch up with the girls. -No, no, no, no, no. 497 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,036 I mean, it was sweet of April to include me, 498 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,005 but, really, she's gonna have a lot more fun with her friends. 499 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,907 So you're just gonna hide out all night? 500 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,810 - You should enjoy the show. - No, I'm fine. 501 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,113 Really, strip clubs are not my scene. 502 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,666 Disagree. Strip clubs are everyone's scene. 503 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,885 I'm going to prove you wrong, Sara Carter. 504 00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:55,759 Natalie? 505 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,561 Natalie, don't leave me here. 506 00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:03,336 Talked to the guys, and they're in if you are. 507 00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:06,275 Oh, that's awesome. Right? 508 00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,290 Dominic, thank you so much for doing this. 509 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,342 I cannot tell you how much I appreciate it. 510 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,344 You're welcome, man. happy to help. 511 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:18,055 So, any word from April's bachelorette party? 512 00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:20,433 Oh, you know, I did just get a text... 513 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,349 It says... 514 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:27,006 "Strippers!" With about 10,000 exclamation points. 515 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,224 - Mmm! - April at a strip club. 516 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,993 I'm sure it's the one with the best Yelp reviews. 517 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,911 Right? 518 00:25:31,971 --> 00:25:35,039 -So she's pretty type "A," huh? -I tried to take her to a restaurant once, 519 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,800 that we were just passing by... 520 00:25:36,852 --> 00:25:40,703 Whoa, whoa, bad move. What if someone gave them two stars in June 2011? 521 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,859 So, how about you, Leo? When's your bachelor party? 522 00:25:45,894 --> 00:25:47,911 Um, I don't think we're doing one. 523 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,847 Actually... surprise! 524 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,799 It's now! 525 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,818 Really? This is my bachelor party? 526 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,786 Yeah, I don't see why not. We got all the ingredients. 527 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:59,606 We've got music, alcohol, 528 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,658 - friends. - Yeah, friends. 529 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:04,461 What a great surprise. 530 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:08,297 You want to join, Dim... inic? 531 00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:09,387 Dominic? 532 00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:13,303 Sure. Why not? 533 00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:15,472 All right, let's get the party started. 534 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,207 Bachelor party. 535 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,325 - Bam! - Here we go. 536 00:26:27,807 --> 00:26:29,007 Don't do it! 537 00:26:30,429 --> 00:26:32,255 You're kind of killing the mood here. 538 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:35,008 Finn, I'm sorry I said that I felt bad for you, 539 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,976 but you shouldn't do this to prove a point. 540 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,995 I'm not proving a point. I'm just making out with a girl. 541 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,930 But Ford is covered in germs! 542 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,999 I've seen her lick a parking meter before! 543 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,935 That was one time. It was to make a point about bureaucracy. 544 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,737 It's not worth the risk. 545 00:26:47,929 --> 00:26:50,062 No, I think it is, okay? 546 00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:58,414 I... I can't... I can't do it. 547 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:02,652 - Finn, it's okay. - No, it's not, okay? 548 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:05,505 I'm alone in a house with two girls, and all I can think about 549 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,341 is germs and how much I could really use a nap. 550 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:11,039 I mean, what kind of 17-year-old am I? 551 00:27:11,103 --> 00:27:13,563 I know I'm lucky to be alive, right, 552 00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:16,132 but sometimes there's so many rules 553 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:19,000 and things I can't do that it doesn't feel much like living. 554 00:27:22,964 --> 00:27:24,747 I have an idea. 555 00:27:28,008 --> 00:27:30,096 I think it's disgusting when women sexualize themselves 556 00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:31,181 for the pleasure of the male gaze. 557 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,849 Well, then don't think of it like that. 558 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:34,784 Think of it as a favor to me. 559 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,570 This was your plan all along. 560 00:27:36,595 --> 00:27:38,595 Shut up. 561 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,390 Well, I'm definitely not tired now. 562 00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:00,410 Natalie, no! 563 00:28:00,462 --> 00:28:02,345 - What is this room? - You'll see! 564 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,647 Oh my... just... 565 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:08,218 -We're not even supposed to be back here! -Shh! 566 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,519 Is Diane Court here? 567 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,133 Okay, stop. Stop. 568 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,052 - Don't stop. - I will not be the mother 569 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,104 who gets a lap dance at her daughter's bachelorette party. 570 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:29,906 You're not! 571 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,791 You're Diane Court, 572 00:28:31,826 --> 00:28:34,398 so just relax... 573 00:28:34,665 --> 00:28:36,031 And have fun. 574 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,675 Dance for me, Lloyd! 575 00:28:51,846 --> 00:28:53,529 Oh my God. 576 00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:05,341 O...Kay. 577 00:29:21,304 --> 00:29:22,282 Yes! 578 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:37,807 They sure never looked like that when I was in the Navy. 579 00:29:49,771 --> 00:29:52,488 Look at the ass on that sailor! 580 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:56,500 Wow! I never pegged you for an ass woman, Carver. 581 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,394 You should get up there and dance with him. 582 00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,613 Right. Like anybody could just get up and dance. 583 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:04,334 Hey, hey, our friend's getting married! 584 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:06,602 - Who's the bride to be? - Me! Me, me! I'm the bride! 585 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,271 All right, come on. 586 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:10,323 Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 587 00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:12,408 Hello, sailor. 588 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,350 Hi. 589 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:44,006 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to step off the stage 590 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,109 - and take a seat. - Oh, no, no, read the shirt. 591 00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,944 "I'm the bride, bitch"! 592 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,937 I'm still gonna have to ask you to step away from... 593 00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:50,881 Hey, how dare you? 594 00:30:50,906 --> 00:30:52,965 Okay, I'm somebody's wife, basically. 595 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,685 - Sir! - You... you... hey, you! 596 00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:57,987 Get your damn hands off my granddaughter! 597 00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,708 Jake, you've got two on the gate. 598 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,727 But... I'm a bride. 599 00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:17,813 Your mom's working on bail. 600 00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:27,406 You know, I finally let myself cut loose 601 00:31:27,442 --> 00:31:30,659 and have... a world-class bachelorette party, 602 00:31:30,711 --> 00:31:32,711 and I end up in jail. 603 00:31:33,094 --> 00:31:34,927 You're in jail because of me. 604 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:37,996 Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have reached for the cop's nightstick, but... 605 00:31:38,032 --> 00:31:40,799 That's not the stick I was reaching for. 606 00:31:43,164 --> 00:31:46,572 You ever feel like no matter what you do, 607 00:31:46,607 --> 00:31:48,740 you just can't make the right choice? 608 00:31:52,182 --> 00:31:55,349 Every choice is the right one when you make it. 609 00:31:57,122 --> 00:31:59,956 You really believe that? 610 00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:04,115 I've long since given up trying to figure out 611 00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:06,050 why things are they way they are. 612 00:32:06,882 --> 00:32:08,716 Is that helping you get over things with Sam? 613 00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:10,761 What happened with you guys? 614 00:32:10,786 --> 00:32:13,945 Oh, honey, Sam... 615 00:32:15,841 --> 00:32:18,775 Sam wants to travel, see the country. 616 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,084 He wants to spend the winter in Sedona. 617 00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:22,843 And he wants you to go with him. 618 00:32:23,896 --> 00:32:26,530 And I wanna spend that time with you. 619 00:32:27,703 --> 00:32:29,874 I can't have you... 620 00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:31,976 staying because you're afraid I might die. 621 00:32:32,028 --> 00:32:35,680 Nobody in this family is dying any time soon! 622 00:32:35,715 --> 00:32:36,881 You don't know what's going to happen. 623 00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,883 Didn't you basically just say that? 624 00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:44,514 How can I possibly leave you? 625 00:32:44,711 --> 00:32:48,883 The same way I'm leaving the room I lived in my whole life. 626 00:32:49,562 --> 00:32:53,331 And... marry a guy I really just met. 627 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:54,582 And the way I... 628 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,890 I hold my breath 629 00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:00,581 every time they test my blood and... 630 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,406 Scan my body. 631 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:05,363 You just hope and you pray that... 632 00:33:08,789 --> 00:33:10,687 And if the results are bad... 633 00:33:11,117 --> 00:33:14,018 You try to accept it, and you get back up, 634 00:33:14,053 --> 00:33:16,287 because... because... 635 00:33:16,322 --> 00:33:18,155 Because that's the deal. 636 00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:22,960 There's no last hurrah, is there? 637 00:33:23,012 --> 00:33:25,980 No, every day is the last hurrah. 638 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:30,258 You have to go. You know that. 639 00:33:32,602 --> 00:33:33,602 I do. 640 00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:38,490 But not before your wedding. 641 00:33:41,172 --> 00:33:43,814 And I need to make a decision 642 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,539 about what may be the only book I ever write. 643 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:48,703 I thought you'd decided. 644 00:33:48,755 --> 00:33:49,837 So did I. 645 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,828 I can't let fear guide that decision. 646 00:33:55,148 --> 00:33:56,827 I know what I really wanna write. 647 00:33:56,829 --> 00:33:58,596 I think I always have. 648 00:33:59,711 --> 00:34:02,600 Ladies, you're free to go. 649 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,575 You ready? 650 00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:08,158 Hell yes. 651 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,277 What are you even saying? 652 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,463 That doesn't even make any sense! 653 00:34:15,498 --> 00:34:18,282 Val Kilmer is not the best Batman! 654 00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:20,384 - I like what I like. - Pfft! 655 00:34:20,386 --> 00:34:22,186 - No way. - Okay. 656 00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:24,155 - It's Christian Bale. Come on. - Yeah! 657 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:26,123 - The voice. The suit. - There you go. Uh-huh. 658 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:31,178 -Mmm! This guy knows what he is talking about. -Mmm! 659 00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:35,066 - Mmm! - Oh, you two are too cute! 660 00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:36,834 - I gotta take a picture. - Ooh, yeah. 661 00:34:36,836 --> 00:34:38,052 - Okay. - Ready? 662 00:34:40,907 --> 00:34:43,974 Adorable. Ooh! I'm 'gramming this immediately. 663 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:47,044 - Tag me. - hashtag... domino. 664 00:34:47,096 --> 00:34:50,681 Ooh! It's your name, it's my name. 665 00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,950 I like it. I like it. And I like you, dude. 666 00:34:53,002 --> 00:34:55,820 - Back at you, dude. - I do. 667 00:34:56,973 --> 00:34:59,523 Oh. You're nice. You're a nice guy. 668 00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:02,543 You're a good guy. You're a harmless guy. 669 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,662 Harmless, huh? That's something everyone likes to hear. 670 00:35:04,664 --> 00:35:07,234 No, no, no, no, no. I just mean, I was... 671 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,401 I used to worry that you would stay pissed at me 672 00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:12,670 about how everything went down with April. 673 00:35:12,705 --> 00:35:17,475 Or worse, that you were gonna swoop in and try and steal her from me. 674 00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,660 But that all seems kinda crazy now, doesn't it? 675 00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,630 You know, I always thought that "Phantom Menace" was the best "Star Wars." 676 00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:25,382 But you know, I get it, because you and April are just friends. 677 00:35:25,418 --> 00:35:31,155 And what's great, dimples... Dom... Domples, 678 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:34,125 is that we can be friends now, 679 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,260 because I have nothing to worry about. 680 00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:39,079 You don't want April back. 681 00:35:43,002 --> 00:35:45,236 - I do. 682 00:35:48,274 --> 00:35:50,174 I'm still in love with her, 683 00:35:50,209 --> 00:35:52,042 and I do want her back. 684 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,022 Leo! 685 00:36:05,024 --> 00:36:07,625 Oh my God. Did you see that? 686 00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:11,529 You know what? April was right about you. You are a nice guy. 687 00:36:11,564 --> 00:36:14,698 You're a good guy. You're a real harmless guy. 688 00:36:17,453 --> 00:36:18,453 Let's go. 689 00:36:34,437 --> 00:36:36,353 I know. I'm sorry. 690 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,489 I was my old self again. 691 00:36:38,524 --> 00:36:41,125 No. That was fair. 692 00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:53,320 Some provisions. 693 00:36:53,524 --> 00:36:55,574 - Oh, Leo, thank you. - Yay! 694 00:36:57,377 --> 00:36:58,543 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 695 00:37:00,961 --> 00:37:02,961 - Hey. - Hi. 696 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,387 - Everything okay? - What? Sorry. 697 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:12,390 I'm meeting with Nina later, so I'm just working on some notes. 698 00:37:12,426 --> 00:37:15,060 - Oh. - How'd last night go? 699 00:37:15,062 --> 00:37:17,245 Yeah, it was... it was... it was fine. 700 00:37:17,515 --> 00:37:20,298 I'm thinking we should go with a DJ, though. 701 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:24,986 - Oh, grandma and April got arrested. - Really? 702 00:37:25,022 --> 00:37:29,074 Oh, it was just a little harassing-an-officer thing. 703 00:37:29,126 --> 00:37:32,108 The charges were dropped. It's no big deal. 704 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:36,047 And I got to have a wonderful talk with my granddaughter. 705 00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:38,375 Did we miss anything big? 706 00:37:38,869 --> 00:37:41,970 Actually, there's something I need to tell you. 707 00:37:42,153 --> 00:37:43,953 - Can we talk? - Sure. 708 00:37:44,942 --> 00:37:46,758 Well, well. 709 00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:48,994 Strippers, jail, 710 00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:51,713 mystery talks. 711 00:37:51,748 --> 00:37:53,632 Sounds like you missed out, Bren. 712 00:37:53,634 --> 00:37:54,994 Sounds like we both did. 713 00:38:00,908 --> 00:38:03,928 - What's this? - It's a summary page 714 00:38:03,953 --> 00:38:05,544 for the book I wanna work on with you. 715 00:38:05,562 --> 00:38:07,398 Is this the project we talked about? 716 00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,256 It's a proposal for my memoir. 717 00:38:11,585 --> 00:38:14,719 Look, another 20-something girl might 718 00:38:14,755 --> 00:38:18,356 come in here and hand you a memoir about her firsts... 719 00:38:18,358 --> 00:38:20,525 Her first job, her first apartment, 720 00:38:20,561 --> 00:38:22,294 her first heartbreak. 721 00:38:22,329 --> 00:38:24,429 But I have to think of all of these things as my lasts. 722 00:38:24,464 --> 00:38:28,433 Being sick makes every decision I make so enormous, 723 00:38:28,485 --> 00:38:31,102 but it also keeps me from taking anything for granted, 724 00:38:31,154 --> 00:38:32,404 and I think that that's a perspective 725 00:38:32,439 --> 00:38:33,945 that will make my work stand out. 726 00:38:34,484 --> 00:38:37,375 I know... I know you were excited about my young adult idea. 727 00:38:37,411 --> 00:38:41,179 I was too. I wish I could write it. I could write everything... 728 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:45,859 Y.A., Chick Lit, Sci-Fi, even one of those 2,000 page biographies. 729 00:38:45,884 --> 00:38:48,935 I want to do everything, but... 730 00:38:49,139 --> 00:38:52,257 If I only get to tell one story, 731 00:38:52,508 --> 00:38:54,633 it's gotta be my story. 732 00:38:54,658 --> 00:38:57,626 Wow. That's really brave of you, 733 00:38:57,948 --> 00:39:00,165 but publishing is a challenging business. 734 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,034 More so than ever. And I have to be honest with you... 735 00:39:03,053 --> 00:39:05,337 I'm looking to work on projects with broader appeal. 736 00:39:05,372 --> 00:39:08,940 If you want to write your memoir, I wish you the best of luck. 737 00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:11,897 But you'll have to find someone else to work with. 738 00:39:13,113 --> 00:39:14,113 I will. 739 00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:19,084 - No, I swear, they really did. - Come on. 740 00:39:19,086 --> 00:39:22,020 -I'm not joking. I'm serious. -Dude. Dude. 741 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:25,073 - When was this? - It was... 742 00:39:25,108 --> 00:39:27,125 -No way, man. You're lying. -I swear. 743 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,661 - Come on. - They really did. 744 00:39:30,831 --> 00:39:31,997 Ooh! 745 00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:37,602 Hey, Finn. So glad you came over. 746 00:39:37,654 --> 00:39:39,988 Would you guys give us a second? 747 00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:51,549 Looks like you got yourself a fan club. 748 00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:53,852 Oh, who needs friends when you have a fan club? 749 00:39:53,904 --> 00:39:57,572 -Friends are overrated. -No, hey, hey, you've got a friend. 750 00:39:59,826 --> 00:40:02,761 -Pickle chip? -Hey, those better be neutropenic. 751 00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:04,846 Neutropenic and delicious. 752 00:40:04,881 --> 00:40:08,717 So delicious, and it's weird. I used to hate these things, 753 00:40:08,769 --> 00:40:11,603 -but I love them now, and I don't know why. -Thank you! 754 00:40:11,638 --> 00:40:13,905 - Ford thinks they're gross. - Well, they are, 755 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,658 but they're so good. 756 00:40:21,581 --> 00:40:25,417 - A memoir, huh? Very cool. - Yeah. 757 00:40:25,469 --> 00:40:27,802 I don't know what sort of market's out there for the story of April Carver, 758 00:40:27,838 --> 00:40:31,439 but you were right. The market is not the most important thing. 759 00:40:31,475 --> 00:40:34,476 I have to use this time to write the book I have to write. 760 00:40:34,528 --> 00:40:36,561 - I hope you let me read it. - Of course. 761 00:40:36,613 --> 00:40:39,481 You've really been there for me through all of this. 762 00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:40,565 I'm right around the corner. 763 00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:42,567 Can I take you out for an official thank-you lunch? 764 00:40:42,619 --> 00:40:43,818 Uh... 765 00:40:46,656 --> 00:40:48,656 Now's not really a good time. 766 00:40:48,709 --> 00:40:50,575 Okay. Well, how about tomorrow? 767 00:40:50,577 --> 00:40:53,578 Actually, looks like I'm going to be busy for a while 768 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:56,070 with some stuff for my house and... 769 00:40:56,717 --> 00:40:59,078 Why don't I call you when things clear up? 770 00:40:59,503 --> 00:41:02,211 Okay, good luck with your stuff. 771 00:41:21,631 --> 00:41:25,961 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 60472

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