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Previously on bunheads...
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Do your parents know where you are?
Nope.
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I stayed out all night
and wrecked mom's car.
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I got my letter today from the joffrey.
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What did your parents say?
I'll tell them when I get back.
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You can't just up and leave.
Look, they won't even notice I'm gone.
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You like Josh. You guys have been
together since, what? Third grade?
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Second. Miss marsh's class.
What's the point, Michelle?
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The point is you have classes.
I know. And how wonderful that you're there
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so I can get away for a week
and then you can teach them.
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Lean forward.
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That's it. Straight knees.
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Extend down, chin up.
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Ehh.
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Gracefully, gracefully,
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gracefully. Yes.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
Again? Uhh.
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Okay, ladies.
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We need to talk about
the cold hard reality
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of life as a dancer.
When you're on Broadway
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the show doesn't stop so you can go potty.
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"Les mis" is three hours long,
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and sure there's an intermission,
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but between changing costumes and trying
to figure out if marius is straight,
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you're not gonna have time to pee.
You've got to hold it.
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So from now on we are all
going to try very hard to...
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Okay. Note to self:
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Potty break first,
"les mis" lecture later.
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Whoever else needs to go to the
bathroom, go ahead. Go now.
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Wow, what's going on here?
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In my day we all had bladders.
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Please tell me this is
my last class of the day.
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Nope, you still have...
Roomba! I just remembered.
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It's "zumba." Tomorrow's a big day too.
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You have jazzercise at 9:00...
Ugh, skinny people.
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You teach the weitzman couple
their wedding dance at 10:00...
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Ugh, happy people.
Then it's a soldout swing class.
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Ugh, people.
Then jazz at 3:00, pas de deux at 4:15,
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and hiphop line dancing at 5:30.
What's hiphop line dancing?
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Two classes were underbooked,
so I combined them.
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This is not working!
I can't teach my classes
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and Fanny's classes and maintain my sexy.
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Thank god she's back tomorrow!
Oh...
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"Oh"? What "oh"?
Fanny extended her trip.
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She's not coming back until next week.
What? Why didn't she tell me?
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She posted it on Facebook.
That doesn't count as telling me.
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Why do people think they can
just share news on Facebook
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and automatically everyone will know?
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Because everyone's on Facebook.
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I'm here. I made it. I'm not late!
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I thought it was Wednesday.
You are late and it is Wednesday.
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Rats. Right. Sorry, boo.
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Air fries.
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What are air fries?
By the way, I'm Michelle.
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Nanette. Nice to finally meet you.
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Air fries are fries cooked in air.
They're not on my diet.
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But they don't taste good, that means
they're healthy. They're still potatoes.
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I like potatoes. I like air.
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Are you teaching my daughter to strip?
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No judgment. I always tell her she
should have something to fall back on.
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I figured typing,
but this could be good too.
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We're adding some new classes.
Cardiostriptease will now be offered Fridays
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at 10:00, right between "I wish I was
still in bed" and "where did I go wrong?"
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Ruby's market!
What about Ruby's market?
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I left your brother at the produce
section at Ruby's market!
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Again?
Get your stuff, we gotta go.
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Wow, these are gross.
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I should probably look into that.
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Bunheads 1x07 what's your damage Heather?
Original air date July 30, 2012
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sync and corrections by atrn97g
for www.Addic7ed.Com
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so no Sasha today.
I know, missing class... scandal.
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You hear from her?
Not since the movietruck night.
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I texted her twice. No response.
So weird.
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Hey, boo? Any word from Sasha?
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I left messages.
Maybe she finally got in trouble.
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Sasha never gets in trouble. She did
stay out all night and wreck her mom's car.
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And her mom loves that car.
The car was in the Christmascard picture.
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The father was not.
Every parent has their limit, I guess.
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Maybe she's totally
grounded for like months.
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What if they sent her away?
What if she's in military school?
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I don't think she's in military school.
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I'd like to go to military school.
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No, you don't.
I do. I think it would be really...
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Oh wait. I'm thinking of camp, sorry.
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I have to go. Text me
if you hear anything.
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What are you doing tonight?
Josh and I have our anniversary.
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Oh, that's right. Eight years... insane.
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I know. Josh is coming over and I
have this great night planned.
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It's not that murdermystery
dinner thing, is it? No.
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Because frankly, I would've
dumped your ass over that one.
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There's a foodtruck fair going on in goleta
and there's a stage and bands are playing.
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Wow, that actually sounds fun.
I know.
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I mean, it's so not the two of you...
Stop.
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Seriously, what did you do
for your fifth anniversary?
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We saw "hotel for dogs." Yeah, I
would've dumped your ass for that one too.
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Well, this is going to be really great.
I'm excited.
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Sasha?
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Maybe.
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Hey there, old man. That nickname's
begging for an assdumping too, f.Y.I.
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Yeah, I'm just getting ready to leave now.
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I'll rush home, shower
and should be ready to go...
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Oh, but couldn't it...
Well, I kind of had things all...
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No. That's nice too.
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I know. Okay.
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See you then.
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Oops.
What?
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He's at my house putting together an
entertainment cabinet that my mom just bought.
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And it's really complicated and she
really wants it ready by tomorrow,
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because she's hosting
this brokers' luncheon
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and she wants the living room to
look complete, which it hasn't
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since my dad left and took
the old cabinet with him.
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What does this have to do
with your anniversary?
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He won't be done in time to drive
to goleta. You're kidding.
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So my mom said she'll take us out for
our anniversary tonight instead.
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She made reservations
at that new Sushi place.
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Oh. Well, you like Sushi.
Uhhuh, except for the fish.
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Right.
But the cucumber rolls... awesome.
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So awesome. Maybe you guys can
food truck it next weekend?
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Doesn't matter. It's fine.
And bright side,
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now you have some extra money, right?
For booze and broads?
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Absolutely. Gotta go.
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Hey, eight years, right on!
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I remember this song being much shorter.
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Seriously, did it loop back around?
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That's why I wanted to dance
to "moves like Jagger."
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That song really gets to the point!
Next time, Sam.
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I don't think there's gonna
be a next time for you.
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Is that it? Is class over?
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All right, I got a pulse.
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That's a wrap, everyone.
Is it over?
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Oh, it's over.
Did I win?
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Sure, sweetie.
Nice class, everybody. Come back next week
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when the part of me will
be played by Anna faris.
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You don't look so good, Michelle.
I'm so sorry, Sam,
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did you say "tapatapatapa"?
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I think you need some sleep.
And some sleep.
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I just said that.
Has tap dancing always been so loud?
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Unless a cowboy is shooting
bullets at your feet,
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it's the loudest dance there is.
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I'll see ya later.
See ya.
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Ugh.
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Oh my god.
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Oh no.
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No no no!
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No no no no no no!
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Oh god. Oh my god.
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Oh my...
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Mmy god.
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Okay, hello, um...
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Uh uh uh...
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Oh my god.
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Pick up, stop!
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Pick up. Stop! Pick up!
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Hi, you've reached Fanny flowers.
Leave a message.
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Fanny, it's Michelle.
It's coming from the ceiling.
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There's water coming from the ceiling
and it's flooding the dressing room
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and I don't know how to stop it
or how long it's been going on.
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Oh god, I wish you were there
to tell me what to do.
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Uh, let's see, if you were there,
you'd probably say something like,
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"well, Michelle, maybe if
you didn't sleep until 11:00"
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and stumble into class
like a hobo, you could've
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"checked on the dressing room
before it floated away."
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And I'd say "it's not drifting off to sea,
Fanny. It's just very very wet."
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"That's fine. We'll just rename the studio"
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"the Atlantis dance academy.
I'll order a sign."
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That's very funny, Fanny.
Why don't you post that on Facebook?
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"Michelle, isn't the water rising
as you play out this little bit?"
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Yes, it is, Fanny. I should probably go.
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"Then go!" I will!
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Oh my god.
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Okay.
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Sparkles.
There's a flood!
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A pipe must have burst
or we hit an iceberg.
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The carpet is squishy and
nothing I'm doing is helping.
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Paper towels are useless! Useless!
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This is sparkles. We do dresses.
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Truly, it's me, Michelle.
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I'm at the dance studio and it's literally
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raining in the girls'
dressing room. Help me!
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Well, I know there's no way
you can reach Fanny right now.
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How do you know this?
Her Twitter feed
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says she's unavailable
the rest of the afternoon.
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Since when is Fanny on Twitter?
Since @ojaifloyd805
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convinced her to join.
You remember, he did your floors?
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So you're on Twitter now too?
Yeah, I follow Fanny and Floyd.
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Have you called a plumber?
No.
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Then call a plumber.
Right! Yes! A plumber!
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I'll call a plumber!
Let me know what happens.
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I'm part of this now.
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What...
This is fun.
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Fun?
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You know you're putting holes
in the wall, right?
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Oh yeah. You wanna poke one?
Tempting, thank you,
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but don't we need these walls? I mean, walls
are important. Buildings are made out of them.
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You already punched that one hole.
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That was like that when I got here.
So what's a few more?
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'Cause I'm just trying to figure
out where your plumbing is.
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And that takes holes.
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Ah! I think I got the lay of the land here.
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I gotta get something out of my truck.
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Hey look. I got a plumber.
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He's the one who punched all these holes.
Every last one of them.
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Davis.
Truly.
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Him?
Who?
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The oneeyed plumber? That's who you hire?
He's got one eye?
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He's wearing an eye patch.
I thought that was for fashion.
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Oh god.
His card was in Fanny's file.
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It didn't list how many eyes he had.
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That man cannot be around tools.
He was so nice on the phone
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and he quoted me a low price. That's
because you're only paying for one eye!
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Truly...
No one in town hires Davis for plumbing.
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They hire him to pick up people's
mail when they're out of town
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and to keep an eye on things.
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That's our little joke because he only
has one eye to look at our things with.
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Whoa.
Flood city.
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Like from the Bible.
What happened?
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It's under control, girls.
There's been a leak, I've hired a plumber.
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Half a plumber.
You hired Davis?
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No one hires Davis.
Not for plumbing anyway.
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We use him to keep an eye on things.
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Look, I'm gonna need you guys to change
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in the boys' room for the foreseeable
future. Ew.
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No way. Have you ever been
in the boys' dressing room?
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You can literally see the air.
And the toilets?
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They hit their marks on the dance
floor, but that's where it ends.
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Fine. Change at my place.
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My house is your house.
Cool.
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But you should know that right
now your house is pretty dirty.
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Don't judge yourself though.
You've been very busy
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teaching Fanny's classes
all week and stuff piles up.
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It's got to be better than the boys'
dressing room. Anything is.
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00:11:07,196 --> 00:11:09,230
Look, it'll be fine.
I'll take care of Davis.
233
00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:11,378
He just needs a lot of supervision.
Okay. Thanks.
234
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:13,501
I've got to get downstairs.
I've got my poplocking
235
00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:16,208
streetvoguing hippetyhoppity
macarena jump class in five minutes.
236
00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:21,009
Are we going in?
I feel weird.
237
00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:24,111
She told us to, boo.
Okay.
238
00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:26,578
But we need to be respectful of this place.
After all... hey!
239
00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:32,319
This is it? 36 years old and this
is all she has to show for it?
240
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,622
Cool bed. Oops.
241
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:38,224
She's got back issues.
Get off of there.
242
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,292
She's got nothing in here but
ginger ale and moisturizer.
243
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,860
Ginny, come look at this. Wow.
244
00:11:41,928 --> 00:11:44,063
She was a blonde.
245
00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:46,899
Oh, that does not work for her at all.
246
00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:50,069
This is an invasion of privacy.
There are laws against this.
247
00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:52,571
Wow, she has toured everywhere.
She was in "Oklahoma"
248
00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:55,473
in Oklahoma.
Huh, big feet.
249
00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:58,743
Her boobs, however...
What's wrong with you people?
250
00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:00,545
How would you like it if
somebody came to your house
251
00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:02,747
and called your feet big
and your boobs small?
252
00:12:02,814 --> 00:12:05,883
Boy, she's sure got a lot of junk on here.
Who's rod Stewart?
253
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:07,352
You break into a house and you
don't think to invite me?
254
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,087
Sasha!
Finally!
255
00:12:09,155 --> 00:12:11,721
Huh, a bathtub in the middle of the room...
256
00:12:11,789 --> 00:12:14,758
How very midcentury shtetl.
We thought you were in military school.
257
00:12:14,825 --> 00:12:16,427
No, we didn't. We just thought you got
busted. For what?
258
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:18,762
For what?
For the car thing?
259
00:12:18,829 --> 00:12:21,765
The sneaking out thing, the
just generally being you thing.
260
00:12:21,832 --> 00:12:24,268
Nope, not busted.
In fact they took me to a spa
261
00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:27,336
and...
What?
262
00:12:27,404 --> 00:12:29,705
Next shopping spree is on me.
No way.
263
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:32,841
They gave you a credit
card for being a jerk?
264
00:12:32,909 --> 00:12:35,844
It's actually supposed to be for emergencies,
but these days what isn't an emergency?
265
00:12:35,912 --> 00:12:38,247
What with global warming and the
world coming to an end and all,
266
00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:40,749
everything's fairly dire.
So what are we doing here?
267
00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:43,452
There's a leak in the dressing
room so Michelle told us
268
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:45,187
to get ready for class here.
And we're going through her stuff.
269
00:12:45,254 --> 00:12:46,955
We are not going through her stuff!
270
00:12:47,022 --> 00:12:48,823
Okay, let's go through her stuff.
271
00:12:48,891 --> 00:12:49,891
Ooh, what's this?
272
00:12:55,698 --> 00:12:57,466
Look at all this jewelry.
Oh my goodness.
273
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:58,533
Huh, a filthy doll.
274
00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:04,338
Nice. What do you think happened here?
275
00:13:04,406 --> 00:13:06,173
Ouch.
That's a story.
276
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,576
It got ripped.
In two.
277
00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:11,579
Like in a psychotic rage.
Maybe she had a breakdown.
278
00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:14,914
Yeah. That explains how she lost
everything and wound up living here.
279
00:13:14,982 --> 00:13:17,783
I think this place is cool.
But if she had a psychotic break
280
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:20,086
that involved a doll, then wouldn't
it have been a long time ago?
281
00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:23,055
Yeah, so?
So is she still broken?
282
00:13:23,124 --> 00:13:25,825
Maybe she's on meds. Or maybe
she's one of those functioning crazy people
283
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,793
that's normal in the day and
then talks to dolls at night.
284
00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:29,862
That would make her much more
interesting, that's for sure.
285
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,764
Huh.
286
00:13:32,832 --> 00:13:34,699
Ouch.
287
00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:41,653
Now remember, it's a long
reach out on the ponte,
288
00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:43,613
as if the foot and the hand are connected.
289
00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,916
One goes down, the other goes up.
290
00:13:45,983 --> 00:13:48,585
Right?
291
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,555
Okay and hit!
292
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:55,759
From the top.
293
00:13:57,594 --> 00:14:01,964
Hey!
294
00:14:02,032 --> 00:14:03,899
I may only have one eye, but I've got
two ears. Then quit the banging.
295
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:07,070
Hey! Sorry, hold on.
296
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,538
Why are you making such a mess?
297
00:14:08,605 --> 00:14:10,173
Oy!
Too loud?
298
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,608
Too loud.
Sorry.
299
00:14:12,676 --> 00:14:14,543
I told you it was too loud,
you freaking missing link!
300
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:16,130
Sorry about that. Again, from the top.
301
00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,283
♪ Oooh, desire... ♪
302
00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:34,295
♪ Lying in a quiet back room ♪
303
00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:42,769
♪ Careful 'cause the house
could crack soon ♪
304
00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:46,506
♪ And in the morning
we can play this game... ♪
305
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,611
Nice.
306
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,750
Excellent! Really great.
307
00:14:57,818 --> 00:15:00,953
You! Girl with the big ears,
308
00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:04,423
at first glance, you don't look like
you have a speck of grace in you,
309
00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:07,392
but you do. Seriously.
310
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:11,396
Gazelles! All of you... gazelles!
311
00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:13,732
What are you doing?
Did you see the...
312
00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:15,534
This is not the belasco! You are not
here to watch "guys and dolls"!
313
00:15:15,602 --> 00:15:17,082
I know that.
Get back in the room.
314
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:21,272
I can't stand "guys and dolls."
315
00:15:23,609 --> 00:15:25,109
Run. Save yourselves.
316
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:31,649
Boo, did you see her watching?
So weird.
317
00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:33,617
How's it going up here, kids?
Great.
318
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,318
Not so.
I'm done.
319
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,720
Your career is.
Well, everything's done.
320
00:15:37,788 --> 00:15:39,922
I changed out a bunch of rusty pipes,
replaced the shutoff valve.
321
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,824
It's all good.
We'll see.
322
00:15:41,892 --> 00:15:43,612
I stand by the work.
It's a family business.
323
00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:45,162
The gambino family.
Hey!
324
00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:48,064
We've been in business
50 years and running.
325
00:15:48,132 --> 00:15:50,299
I saw the picture of your grandfather
on the truck... nice looking man.
326
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,701
That's my grandmother.
Oh, sorry.
327
00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,336
Women looked different back then.
328
00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:59,708
You can get the drywallers in here anytime.
329
00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:02,144
Thank you, Davis. Thank you very much.
330
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:06,947
So it is with a sense of satisfaction
that I can say... Mildew.
331
00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:10,051
What? The carpets. They need
to be dried or they'll mildew.
332
00:16:10,118 --> 00:16:13,254
It's dryish.
Not dry enough. You need fans.
333
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,522
Fans?
Or else the mildew will come.
334
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:17,492
And once mildew comes, it never leaves.
335
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,494
All right.
I'd help, but I have to get back to work.
336
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,562
It's okay. Thanks, truly.
337
00:16:38,612 --> 00:16:41,380
This is a sad sight.
It's the mildew.
338
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:44,350
I have to stop the mildew!
339
00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:46,985
We just came up here
to make sure you were okay.
340
00:16:47,053 --> 00:16:49,288
I'm as okay as I look.
341
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,358
Do you need help? I'm already
helping. She's using my blowdryer.
342
00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:54,959
I'm fine.
We can't leave you here like this.
343
00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:57,229
What if you electrocute yourself?
They wouldn't find your body for hours.
344
00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:59,664
Not true. I got my jazzy
gsliding boogie woogie
345
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:02,334
barn dancing hula class in five minutes.
Those kids'll find me.
346
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:04,436
Let's help.
No, you shouldn't, I couldn't.
347
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:05,803
Please get in here.
348
00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:12,443
Melanie! Pig! Where are you?
349
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,646
Is that Charlie?
Yeah. He's here to pick me up.
350
00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:19,015
What, jerk?! Don't leave me
waiting. My time is valuable.
351
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,952
Bite me. There's a flood
up here and I'm helping.
352
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:26,021
I changed my whole schedule to come
pick you up. I had things to do.
353
00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,758
The box of tissues in your bedroom
will still be there when you get back.
354
00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:31,160
Go away!
You look gross from this angle.
355
00:17:31,228 --> 00:17:33,529
You look gross from every angle.
Only two more days
356
00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:35,898
left of this and I'm free
of catering to you. Adios.
357
00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:44,539
You have mental problems. So in two days
he won't have to be your chauffeur anymore?
358
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,708
Oh no, he will.
I found a joint in his room.
359
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,877
And once I show it to my parents,
360
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,984
he's going to be driving
miss Daisy for a long time.
361
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:53,888
I'm miss Daisy.
Got it.
362
00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:07,595
How long have we been doing this?
Three hours.
363
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:09,764
Last semester we read "no exit."
364
00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,565
I didn't get it, but I do now.
365
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,900
How do we know when we're done?
366
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,503
When the carpet's dry
and nothing smells like mildew.
367
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:19,272
What does mildew smell like?
It smells like it sounds.
368
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,941
Yuck. How is it that half of this
room smells like raspberries
369
00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:23,843
and the other half
smells like a gas station?
370
00:18:23,911 --> 00:18:26,979
I think it's always been like that.
371
00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:28,615
So we've achieved status quo?
Which means we're done?
372
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:30,282
Ladies, they say go with your gut.
373
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,584
And my gut tells me we are done.
374
00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:34,953
And that it's hungry. Are you guys hungry?
375
00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:37,323
Uhhuh.
Well, I am taking my four heroines
376
00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:39,891
out for anything and everything they want.
How does the oyster bar sound?
377
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,927
Inevitable.
It's the only place open.
378
00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:44,330
I'm starving.
I'm kind of hungry too.
379
00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:47,432
I do like their onion rings.
Get onion rings, get burgers,
380
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:50,134
hell, it's lobster night.
Stuff yourselves with lobster.
381
00:18:50,202 --> 00:18:52,670
Do not get the lobster.
Got it.
382
00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:55,740
Okay, everybody, blowdryers
off, let's get going.
383
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:58,275
They are off.
So that noise is just in my head now?
384
00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,344
Afraid so.
Great.
385
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:09,216
Boo, have a fried triangle.
No, thanks.
386
00:19:09,242 --> 00:19:10,242
Fried rectangle?
No thanks.
387
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,678
Octagon?
No.
388
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:15,213
Solar system?
I am happy with my salad, thank you.
389
00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:18,817
No one is happy with a salad. The
lettuce just punched itself in the face.
390
00:19:18,884 --> 00:19:20,985
Ugh, I'm already stuffed.
'Cause you weigh two pounds.
391
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,287
This coming from refrigerator
Perry down there.
392
00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:25,435
Everything all right here, ladies?
Yes siree Bob.
393
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:26,825
Great. Boo, table four needs some water.
Okay.
394
00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:29,060
Boo, wait!
395
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,627
She moves fast, that one.
396
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:35,499
I really want to thank you guys
for helping me out tonight.
397
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,935
And to prove it, we will
order more chicken wings.
398
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,537
Just don't tell madame Fanny we ate this.
399
00:19:40,605 --> 00:19:43,340
Yeah, that would not be good.
Fanny has some dietary rules, huh?
400
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,742
She has rules for everything.
Household products, sustainable fish,
401
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,578
extracurricular activities.
402
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,645
Swimming, piano lessons,
reading... all fine.
403
00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:51,146
Horseback riding, ice skating,
404
00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,148
roller blading, skiing...
All out?
405
00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:54,951
Along with high heels.
They shorten your tendons.
406
00:19:55,018 --> 00:19:56,519
Heavy purses...
They throw your shoulders off.
407
00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:58,721
And tight jeans.
They just look trashy.
408
00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:01,991
No eating after sundown, avoid
direct sunlight. Are you gremlins?
409
00:20:02,058 --> 00:20:03,526
Okay, what did I miss?
We're talking about Fanny's rules.
410
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,093
You tell her about walking on sand?
411
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,496
Oh yeah, I forgot. No walking on sand.
412
00:20:07,563 --> 00:20:09,883
And no going in the ocean...
It's just a giant fish toilet.
413
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:14,102
Mmm, this salad is really good.
414
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,837
Boo, you know you're not
on the clock, right? I know.
415
00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:18,439
You did not have to refill
those water glasses.
416
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,875
I know, but he's my boss.
Yes, when you are working.
417
00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:23,143
But when you are not working,
he's just another boy
418
00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:26,279
who went to the prom with his
cousin, okay? Okay.
419
00:20:26,347 --> 00:20:27,615
Boo, table three still hasn't gotten
their dessert. I'm on it.
420
00:20:27,682 --> 00:20:30,050
Hey! Ugh, okay fine.
421
00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:33,120
Any other rules I need to know about?
422
00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:35,355
You can't be late for class.
Literally not a second.
423
00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:37,056
And there's the boob rule.
I'm sorry, what?
424
00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:39,358
Well, if you have a certain cup size...
425
00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:41,227
Then you have to doublebra, and
if that doesn't help, tape.
426
00:20:41,294 --> 00:20:42,695
What?
Tape 'em down.
427
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:45,632
No.
Madame Fanny hates bounce.
428
00:20:45,699 --> 00:20:48,167
I bounce.
Well, believe me, a little bounce is good.
429
00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:49,903
Not for ballet.
Yeah, but for other things.
430
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,404
Like sex?
Well...
431
00:20:51,471 --> 00:20:52,938
Guys will like you better if you're big.
432
00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,773
I don't know about that.
I do.
433
00:20:54,841 --> 00:20:56,474
My brother has a wall
of boobs in his room.
434
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:58,777
A whole wall covered
with pictures of boobs.
435
00:20:58,845 --> 00:21:01,613
The faces, not important,
they're covered up by boobs.
436
00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:04,249
Not all guys are obsessed with boobs.
Some like butts.
437
00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:06,184
More like boobs.
All I know is unless I find one
438
00:21:06,252 --> 00:21:08,486
who gets hot for a really defined
clavicle, I'm dying alone.
439
00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:10,220
I'm back.
Table three get dessert?
440
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,656
Yep.
Cake?
441
00:21:11,723 --> 00:21:12,957
Pie.
Whipped cream?
442
00:21:13,025 --> 00:21:14,725
Of course.
Coffee refill?
443
00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:16,627
Yes.
Regular and decaf?
444
00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:18,829
The old guy has trouble sleeping.
Boo.
445
00:21:18,897 --> 00:21:20,097
I'm not on the clock?
You're not on the clock!
446
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:22,900
Fine.
447
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:26,836
Mm, boy, this is a really good salad.
448
00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:29,973
I put some French fries in it.
You put French fries in my salad?
449
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,541
I put two packs of sugar
in your water too. Hey there.
450
00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:36,312
Wow., that is a lot of fried food.
Does Fanny know?
451
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,748
No, and you'd better not tell her.
452
00:21:38,816 --> 00:21:39,983
Then you're going to have to
figure out a way to convince me.
453
00:21:40,051 --> 00:21:41,116
Twist my arm.
454
00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:46,421
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is a girl thing, isn't it?
455
00:21:46,489 --> 00:21:48,691
That's okay.
No no, I am interrupting a girl thing.
456
00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:51,159
I will take my maleness over
there to that table and read.
457
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,062
Take your time. When you're
done, I'll drive you home.
458
00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:54,729
You're nice.
That is the scuttlebutt.
459
00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,567
Who was that?
That's my boyfriend Josh.
460
00:21:59,635 --> 00:22:01,035
They've been together since second grade.
461
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,971
Shut up.
It's true.
462
00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:05,006
Like, ever since second grade?
463
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,308
All the time? No breaks at all?
464
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,510
Nope.
Wow. Weird.
465
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,846
What's weird about it?
Oh well, it's not weird like
466
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,316
seethatguyeatingthatotherguy's
faceoverthere?He'ssoweird weird.
467
00:22:16,383 --> 00:22:19,019
It's more like nootherguysince
secondgrade?That'sweird weird.
468
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,788
It's not weird. We met, we clicked.
That was it.
469
00:22:21,856 --> 00:22:24,137
So, like, what? Did you have a
totally slutty first grade?
470
00:22:24,191 --> 00:22:26,159
Camped out by the boys' cubby,
waiting for some action?
471
00:22:26,227 --> 00:22:28,461
No. Josh is the only guy I have ever dated.
472
00:22:28,529 --> 00:22:31,563
Well, that's great.
Really, my hat's off to you.
473
00:22:31,632 --> 00:22:34,199
When I think about what I was
doing when I was 16... holy moley.
474
00:22:34,267 --> 00:22:37,302
What? What were you doing?
I was just wild.
475
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:40,139
I dated everyone. A new guy every night.
You're serious?
476
00:22:40,206 --> 00:22:42,875
A new guy every night.
One guy might've snuck in a second time,
477
00:22:42,943 --> 00:22:44,610
but he had gone punk and dyed his
hair green so I didn't recognize him.
478
00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:47,145
Cool.
Occasionally I dated in shifts.
479
00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:49,648
Shifts?
The early shift was 6:00 to 9:00,
480
00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:52,050
the late shift was 9:00 to
12:00, and once in a while,
481
00:22:52,118 --> 00:22:54,986
if the guy looked like Christian slater,
there was a little midnight madness.
482
00:22:55,054 --> 00:22:58,657
God, those were really fun
days, when everything was new.
483
00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:01,125
I loved dating when I was young.
484
00:23:01,192 --> 00:23:03,627
Hey, I need someone tall to get a
vat of pickles off the top shelf.
485
00:23:03,695 --> 00:23:05,829
Boo, you do not have to do this.
You are not working,
486
00:23:05,897 --> 00:23:07,737
you are sitting with friends.
Hold your ground.
487
00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,001
Oh, you mean me? Sorry.
488
00:23:32,922 --> 00:23:35,190
Hey!
Whoa.
489
00:23:35,257 --> 00:23:37,693
Truly and Davis!
Oh my god.
490
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,929
Davis and truly!
Go, Davis, go.
491
00:23:40,997 --> 00:23:43,031
Please don't mention this on yelp.
492
00:23:43,099 --> 00:23:44,465
I wouldn't know how.
493
00:23:48,837 --> 00:23:51,238
Um, so what, was the onearmed
yogurt guy unavailable?
494
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,741
Don't make this worse.
Truly, there are toe shoes
495
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:56,543
and little fluffy tutus in here!
You can't make out here.
496
00:23:56,611 --> 00:23:59,446
I wasn't thinking about the tutus.
You hate Davis.
497
00:23:59,514 --> 00:24:02,049
Don't you hate Davis? I don't
hate Davis. I just hate his plumbing.
498
00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:03,984
Didn't look like it from where I was
standing. Is it the patch?
499
00:24:04,052 --> 00:24:06,319
The mystery of what's underneath?
500
00:24:06,386 --> 00:24:09,122
It didn't start out as a makeout session.
He said he left something here,
501
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:11,290
I came over to let him in.
And then you started to let him in.
502
00:24:11,358 --> 00:24:13,526
I'm really sorry that I got involved
in all this in the first place.
503
00:24:13,594 --> 00:24:17,130
And if any tutus were damaged,
I will fix them!
504
00:24:17,198 --> 00:24:18,598
It's what I do!
505
00:25:17,594 --> 00:25:19,127
Sorry, birds.
506
00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:39,847
Um, hi?
You need a new air conditioner.
507
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:43,283
That and an alarm system.
See, I told you we shouldn't be here.
508
00:25:43,351 --> 00:25:45,386
You said we could use your place.
True dat.
509
00:25:45,453 --> 00:25:47,755
As a dressing room. When we have class.
510
00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:50,391
Wait... do we have class today, boo?
How long was I sleeping up there?
511
00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:52,893
No, it's Saturday.
And I fell asleep on Friday,
512
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,561
so I'm good here.
Did you say "true dat"?
513
00:25:54,629 --> 00:25:56,962
Cut me some slack, I had a bad night.
514
00:25:57,030 --> 00:25:59,399
Why do you sleep with a jar
of peanut butter by your bed?
515
00:25:59,466 --> 00:26:01,401
You'll understand when you're older.
516
00:26:01,468 --> 00:26:03,936
So some privacy, girls.
Mama's gotta clean up.
517
00:26:04,004 --> 00:26:06,672
Is the dressing room fixed yet?
518
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:09,308
It'll be ready for class on Monday.
After all that drying we did.
519
00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:11,610
I'm gonna get a second plumber out here.
He's gonna have two eyes.
520
00:26:11,677 --> 00:26:12,977
It'll be great.
You're out of diet soda.
521
00:26:13,045 --> 00:26:14,125
I am?
Well, you are now.
522
00:26:31,229 --> 00:26:33,764
Are you sure I can't bring you anything?
523
00:26:33,832 --> 00:26:36,434
God, no. I've spent three
days trying not to throw up
524
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:39,670
from that freaky fried festival
we had the other night.
525
00:26:39,738 --> 00:26:42,673
Partially because I hate throwing up and
partially because if I do throw up,
526
00:26:42,741 --> 00:26:45,274
I want to do it in Charlie's car.
527
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:48,678
I'll bring you something fizzy.
Thanks.
528
00:26:48,746 --> 00:26:51,981
Hey, boo, bring fries!
Don't bounce. I'm nauseous.
529
00:26:52,049 --> 00:26:54,016
Sorry. Fries will make you feel better.
No!
530
00:26:54,084 --> 00:26:55,718
Oh, come on. Hair of the dog.
531
00:26:55,786 --> 00:26:57,520
You're way too perky for me
to deal with today.
532
00:26:57,588 --> 00:26:59,188
Okay fine. Want to go shopping?
533
00:26:59,256 --> 00:27:01,924
Homework... dark ages.
Oh.
534
00:27:01,991 --> 00:27:03,792
How long have you been on that page?
Why?
535
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,027
Cobwebs.
I can't concentrate.
536
00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:08,263
Want my notes? Do they have
hearts and smiley faces all over them?
537
00:27:08,331 --> 00:27:10,899
Afraid so.
Give 'em.
538
00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:12,768
There you are.
Here I am.
539
00:27:12,836 --> 00:27:14,803
What happened?
What do you mean?
540
00:27:14,871 --> 00:27:17,939
I've been waiting for you forever!
Literally forever!
541
00:27:18,006 --> 00:27:19,841
So dramatic. Ginny, I've been
sitting outside of school since 3:00.
542
00:27:19,908 --> 00:27:22,109
I thought you were abducted.
I went by six liquor stores
543
00:27:22,177 --> 00:27:24,745
and forcibly viewed
their surveillance videos.
544
00:27:24,813 --> 00:27:26,948
I told you I was going to walk here with
Melanie. You didn't walk here with...
545
00:27:27,015 --> 00:27:29,350
You never said that.
I did too, Josh. Listen for a change.
546
00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:31,185
Ginny, you never said that you were
going to walk here with Melanie.
547
00:27:31,252 --> 00:27:32,853
I never said meet me outside of school.
548
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,153
I always meet you outside
of school on mondays.
549
00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:36,089
Mondays, Thursdays and every other Friday
550
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,691
when I don't have jazz band,
I meet you outside of school.
551
00:27:37,758 --> 00:27:39,125
I don't want to talk about this.
552
00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:40,594
I've been meeting you outside of school
553
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:41,928
on basically that same
schedule for eight years.
554
00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,864
One year it was Tuesdays
instead of mondays
555
00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:45,431
when I had that extra
credit horticulture class,
556
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,367
but that was a long time ago.
557
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,135
I never told you I'd be there!
But you are always there!
558
00:27:50,203 --> 00:27:53,171
And how boring is that, huh?
Monday, Thursday and every other Friday?
559
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,907
I'm falling asleep just repeating it.
It's not boring,
560
00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:57,543
it's what we do.
I have to go to the bathroom.
561
00:27:57,611 --> 00:28:00,012
Ginny, where are you going?
Why are you mad at me?
562
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,414
I'm the one who forced the
sheriff's department to file
563
00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:04,949
a missing persons report against
their own policy! Ginny!
564
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,784
What's going on?
I don't know.
565
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,520
Are they fighting?
I think they're fighting.
566
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,788
They never fight.
Maybe he forgot to set the d.V.R.
567
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,157
This seems bigger than a d.V.R. Fight.
568
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,225
Ginny, if you don't come out here then...
569
00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:19,296
Oh my god, he followed her
into the ladies' room?!
570
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,231
That's illegal. And Josh would
never do something illegal.
571
00:28:21,298 --> 00:28:23,834
Something's really wrong.
572
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,702
Can you hear what they're saying
from the men's room side?
573
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,803
Let's go see.
574
00:28:34,378 --> 00:28:36,579
Hey there, farmer John.
575
00:28:36,647 --> 00:28:38,581
Ya tending to your garden?
576
00:28:44,588 --> 00:28:46,355
Wow. That's weird. It smells like garlic.
577
00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:48,624
I had Giovanni's for lunch.
578
00:28:48,692 --> 00:28:51,260
And it's putting me in the
mood for some Italian.
579
00:28:51,327 --> 00:28:53,995
Is Giovanni's good?
I'm always on the hunt for a good calzone.
580
00:28:54,063 --> 00:28:56,230
I'm kind of busy here.
I know. Look, truly,
581
00:28:56,298 --> 00:28:59,734
I just wanted to say
582
00:28:59,802 --> 00:29:02,070
I didn't mean to spook you last night.
I don't want to talk about it.
583
00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:04,305
But I need to apologize.
I should've handled it more delicately.
584
00:29:04,373 --> 00:29:06,207
I was dry humping a plumber
in the dance studio.
585
00:29:06,275 --> 00:29:08,208
There's nothing delicate about this.
586
00:29:08,276 --> 00:29:09,276
And then I made it worse.
I could have...
587
00:29:09,343 --> 00:29:11,511
What?
588
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:14,381
What you just said... that was funny.
589
00:29:14,449 --> 00:29:16,984
So you came by to laugh at me?
No.
590
00:29:17,052 --> 00:29:19,820
Although there is a touch of comedy
to all this, you have to admit.
591
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:22,489
I mean, last night I spent an
hour before going to sleep
592
00:29:22,557 --> 00:29:24,791
coming up with oneeyed plumber
jokes, and there are tons,
593
00:29:24,858 --> 00:29:26,993
but I made you feel bad and
I didn't mean to. Really.
594
00:29:27,061 --> 00:29:30,029
Fine.
595
00:29:30,097 --> 00:29:32,531
Do you at least want to
tell me about plumber guy?
596
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,434
Was last night totally spontaneous
or is there a history?
597
00:29:35,502 --> 00:29:37,870
I really don't want to talk about this.
Why?
598
00:29:37,938 --> 00:29:40,171
'Cause he only has one eye?
'Cause otherwise he's pretty cute.
599
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:42,007
I once slept with a guy who had a peg leg.
600
00:29:42,075 --> 00:29:43,976
He was in the pirate show
at treasure island.
601
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:45,677
I thought it was a prop.
It was not a prop.
602
00:29:45,745 --> 00:29:48,013
I don't care about the oneeye thing.
603
00:29:48,081 --> 00:29:50,721
Great. Because it's good to get out
there, grab a little something.
604
00:29:52,351 --> 00:29:54,586
Truly?
605
00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:57,354
I still love hubbell.
606
00:29:57,422 --> 00:30:00,157
But he's gone.
I know.
607
00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:05,329
And even before he was gone, he was taken.
608
00:30:05,396 --> 00:30:07,431
I know.
So how long are you going to wait?
609
00:30:07,499 --> 00:30:08,866
Italian widows wear black
the rest of their lives.
610
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:09,967
Wow. Sounds slimming.
611
00:30:12,536 --> 00:30:14,537
I feel like I'm cheating. Is that crazy?
612
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:18,608
Put the sharp snippy things
down and I'll answer.
613
00:30:18,676 --> 00:30:20,510
Yeah, I suppose enough time has passed.
614
00:30:20,577 --> 00:30:22,078
Definitely.
Maybe.
615
00:30:22,146 --> 00:30:23,713
Definitely.
616
00:30:25,215 --> 00:30:26,683
So are we good?
617
00:30:28,384 --> 00:30:30,019
Yes.
618
00:30:30,086 --> 00:30:31,086
Good.
619
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,858
Go ahead.
Ah, you're still raw.
620
00:30:35,925 --> 00:30:37,660
It's fine.
We're having a moment.
621
00:30:37,727 --> 00:30:39,327
Last chance.
Okay, so tell me.
622
00:30:39,395 --> 00:30:41,997
What was it like staring
longingly into Davis's eye?
623
00:30:42,065 --> 00:30:43,965
Did he close his? Oh, you couldn't
tell 'cause yours were closed.
624
00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:46,701
Was there depth perception problems?
625
00:30:46,769 --> 00:30:48,836
Like, when he went in to kiss you, did he
miss? I'm dying to know here.
626
00:30:48,904 --> 00:30:51,172
This one? Nope. Okay.
627
00:30:51,239 --> 00:30:54,075
This one? Nope. Note to self:
628
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,244
Get own key or lose mind in the process.
629
00:30:57,312 --> 00:30:58,946
Is the dressing room underwater?
630
00:30:59,014 --> 00:31:00,380
Nope, it's safe. All dry.
631
00:31:00,447 --> 00:31:03,050
Hey.
Yeah?
632
00:31:03,117 --> 00:31:06,953
Uh, cute shirt.
Oh, this? I just threw it on.
633
00:31:07,021 --> 00:31:09,222
You like it? I do,
I do like it, especially since it's mine.
634
00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:11,825
No, it's not.
Sasha, that is my shirt.
635
00:31:11,893 --> 00:31:14,594
No, it's not.
That shirt was given to me by siegfried
636
00:31:14,662 --> 00:31:17,029
the night their tiger ate Roy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
637
00:31:17,097 --> 00:31:19,832
About the tiger eating Roy or about you
wearing my shirt? Either one.
638
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,734
Did you take that shirt from my room?
It's not your shirt.
639
00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:24,469
It has my name in it.
How sixth grade.
640
00:31:24,537 --> 00:31:26,872
Do you write your name
in your glitter thongs too?
641
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:28,940
Hey, don't gaslight me, lady.
That is my shirt.
642
00:31:29,609 --> 00:31:31,276
Fine. You want it?
643
00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:34,278
Take it.
644
00:31:34,346 --> 00:31:35,379
Do I want it?
Well yeah, I want it 'cause it's mine.
645
00:31:35,447 --> 00:31:36,447
Enjoy.
646
00:31:49,730 --> 00:31:50,730
Rotate from the hip.
647
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:55,535
Extend the leg.
648
00:31:55,602 --> 00:31:57,537
Boo, have you stopped breathing?
649
00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,239
You're gonna pass out
if you stop breathing.
650
00:31:59,307 --> 00:32:00,987
There you go. More fun with oxygen, right?
651
00:32:08,949 --> 00:32:09,949
Eyes front, everybody.
652
00:32:13,086 --> 00:32:14,453
Boo, you're not breathing again.
653
00:32:26,798 --> 00:32:28,566
What are you doing?
You're 15 minutes late to class.
654
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:30,234
Thanks, narc.
655
00:32:34,606 --> 00:32:36,940
Hey!
656
00:32:37,008 --> 00:32:39,742
Dressing room. Now.
657
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:53,789
What's with her? What happened?
658
00:32:53,857 --> 00:32:54,857
I don't know.
659
00:33:02,499 --> 00:33:03,799
Hey, did you break your legs?
What?
660
00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:05,901
Are those prosthetics
you had to carve yourself
661
00:33:05,969 --> 00:33:07,603
out of an old diningroom set?
That's why you're late?
662
00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:09,570
No.
Then what's your damage, Heather?
663
00:33:09,638 --> 00:33:11,706
What? Boy, if anyone
should know that reference it's you.
664
00:33:11,773 --> 00:33:14,209
Stream it, download it, Wikipedia it,
665
00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:17,345
Google "people who steal for no reason
whatsoever." Get to know the real you.
666
00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:20,448
Why are you freaking out? Because,
winona, you know you can't even be
667
00:33:20,516 --> 00:33:22,650
a minute late for class.
Fanny's rule, not mine.
668
00:33:22,718 --> 00:33:25,619
Fanny's not here.
Madame Fanny to you.
669
00:33:25,686 --> 00:33:28,655
And no, she's not here,
but her class is, her studio is,
670
00:33:28,723 --> 00:33:31,025
and her rules sure as hell are.
But you know all this, don't you?
671
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,760
You know that this kind
of behavior will not fly.
672
00:33:33,828 --> 00:33:36,530
I mean, forget whatever beef
you think you have with me,
673
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:39,099
but there are kids here who want
to dance... friends of yours.
674
00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:42,435
I don't have a beef with you.
Why are you doing this?
675
00:33:42,503 --> 00:33:45,471
Why are you forcing me into this role?
I don't want to be this person,
676
00:33:45,539 --> 00:33:47,873
this authority figure. It's not me.
677
00:33:47,941 --> 00:33:50,676
And now you've got me talking
about rules and your behavior,
678
00:33:50,744 --> 00:33:53,546
and I look stern and I think I wagged
my finger. Did I wag my finger?
679
00:33:53,613 --> 00:33:55,848
You made me wag my finger! I'm not
a disciplinarian. I'm not a grownup!
680
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,782
Well, I don't want to be!
681
00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,152
I'm not here to teach you
anything... except ballet.
682
00:34:00,219 --> 00:34:02,487
I am here to teach you ballet.
So you have two minutes
683
00:34:02,555 --> 00:34:04,722
to get that hair in a bun and
get your butt back to the barre
684
00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:06,790
or don't bother coming back to class.
Period!
685
00:34:08,627 --> 00:34:10,128
Made me say "period." Punk ass kid.
686
00:34:10,196 --> 00:34:11,430
Fifth position.
687
00:34:16,768 --> 00:34:19,537
Battements, front side back,
688
00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:22,039
front back fifth, reverse. Boo, breathe.
689
00:34:22,107 --> 00:34:23,507
Let's go.
690
00:34:45,729 --> 00:34:47,262
Thank you.
691
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:49,832
Nice work, people.
692
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:51,467
There may be hope for you yet.
693
00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:00,309
Yo, zippy.
694
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,345
Disturbed much?
Let's go!
695
00:35:04,413 --> 00:35:06,681
Fine.
Hey!
696
00:35:06,749 --> 00:35:10,151
Sorry. Duck!
I wish you had a flesheating disease.
697
00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:13,321
I do. It picks me up and drops me off
every day. Let's go.
698
00:35:13,388 --> 00:35:16,290
First I have to get my stuff and
talk to everyone I know for hours
699
00:35:16,358 --> 00:35:19,760
until you shrivel up and die.
You coming too?
700
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:22,830
Yes, she's coming too. 'Cause
suddenly I'm wearing a chauffeur's outfit.
701
00:35:22,897 --> 00:35:23,897
For what?!
702
00:35:26,701 --> 00:35:28,401
I'm here. It's the right day and I'm here!
703
00:35:28,469 --> 00:35:30,838
Yay me, right?! Am I right?
704
00:35:30,905 --> 00:35:32,572
Is it the right day? Am I wrong?
705
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,473
Crap!
Mom.
706
00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:36,743
Oh, you're here! I'm right!
707
00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:39,411
You are right.
I just have to change and we can go.
708
00:35:39,479 --> 00:35:41,614
Well hurry, I left your brother at
either the car wash or the cleaners.
709
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,783
Either way I won't have
to bathe him tonight.
710
00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:46,418
I'm on time. Never happened before.
711
00:35:46,486 --> 00:35:49,855
High five!
Well, look who's here.
712
00:35:49,922 --> 00:35:51,422
I know, on time!
Whatever. Where are my air fries?
713
00:35:51,490 --> 00:35:54,059
You! Really?
714
00:35:54,127 --> 00:35:57,129
Really? Why?
715
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:00,465
Why? Why?
Oh, what I'd give for a sentence.
716
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,868
She broke up with him!
Who broke up with...
717
00:36:02,935 --> 00:36:05,636
Ginny broke up with Josh!
What? Why?
718
00:36:05,704 --> 00:36:08,072
Because you told her to!
I did not tell her to.
719
00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:10,875
After eight years she breaks up
with the perfect man!
720
00:36:10,942 --> 00:36:14,145
She doesn't understand
how hard they are to come by!
721
00:36:14,212 --> 00:36:16,380
She doesn't know that
most of them are scum
722
00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:19,383
and that when you get one who is faithful
723
00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:21,951
and good to you and your
mother that you keep him!
724
00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:24,788
I'm sorry. Is Ginny okay?
No, she's not okay.
725
00:36:24,855 --> 00:36:28,291
She just doesn't know it yet.
I don't know what to say.
726
00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:30,894
You don't know what it's like
to raise a child alone...
727
00:36:30,961 --> 00:36:32,962
What it's like to be a single mother,
728
00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:34,898
to be expected to work fulltime,
729
00:36:34,965 --> 00:36:38,167
how to keep a house together,
take out the trash.
730
00:36:38,234 --> 00:36:41,436
He was wonderful.
He was around since second grade.
731
00:36:41,504 --> 00:36:44,106
And he fixed things. She was always happy
732
00:36:44,174 --> 00:36:47,076
and my trash was always taken out.
733
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:49,544
Didn't have to fix a window or a door
734
00:36:49,612 --> 00:36:52,681
and he had a ladder. I have no ladder.
735
00:36:52,748 --> 00:36:55,649
You know where my ladder is?
It's at faye mendelson's house!
736
00:36:55,718 --> 00:36:58,285
Mom, stop!
And if I didn't know from Facebook
737
00:36:58,353 --> 00:37:01,233
that Fanny was coming back next week
I would pull her out of this school.
738
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:16,169
You broke up with Josh?
Yep.
739
00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:17,771
Oh my god!
740
00:37:23,945 --> 00:37:26,345
I know! I suck! I get it!
741
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:29,715
It's nanette. Can I come in?
742
00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:33,452
Are you okay? I'm the harbinger
of evil, but other than that...
743
00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:36,222
You can't listen to Claire.
She's unstable and her hair never moves.
744
00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:39,024
I can't do this.
Can't do what, honey?
745
00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:41,159
I can't teach, run a studio,
be in charge of things.
746
00:37:41,227 --> 00:37:43,828
Sure you can.
The studio's a mess
747
00:37:43,896 --> 00:37:46,731
and it's wet and I didn't even think
to call a plumber. How stupid is that?
748
00:37:46,799 --> 00:37:48,666
Fanny's going to be
so mad when she sees it.
749
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,635
It wasn't your fault. She'll know that.
750
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,437
Grape juice?
751
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:56,374
And like an idiot I tried to
be friends with those girls.
752
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,842
I don't know what I was thinking.
I mean, I'm 100 and they're six
753
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,211
and now I'm supposed to be their
teacher and teach them things.
754
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,880
And you can't teach them things
if you're their friend, I guess.
755
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,348
Cookie?
And Sasha?
756
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,384
Ugh, I don't know what to do with her.
757
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,887
I'm not a psychiatrist
or anything, but I'd say
758
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,589
there are some issues at home that
need to be dealt with pronto.
759
00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:15,724
Wow.
Pumpkin chocolate chip.
760
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:19,095
This is the best cookie
in the entire world.
761
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:21,197
She took my shirt, you know.
No. Really?
762
00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:24,366
Stole it and lied right to my face.
763
00:38:24,434 --> 00:38:27,336
Do kids do that? Lie right to your face?
Oh yes, all the time.
764
00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:30,238
I couldn't believe it.
I didn't know what to do.
765
00:38:30,306 --> 00:38:33,241
I'm not her mother.
I don't know what she needs.
766
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:36,077
I'm not anybody's mother.
I couldn't be a mother.
767
00:38:36,145 --> 00:38:39,714
My mother sucked. She was like a
nonmother. I called her Deb.
768
00:38:39,782 --> 00:38:42,022
That wasn't even her name.
That's just what I called her.
769
00:38:42,718 --> 00:38:44,552
That feels good.
770
00:38:47,622 --> 00:38:50,124
I don't know how to do any of this stuff.
771
00:38:50,192 --> 00:38:52,693
I haven't hung out with kids
since I was a kid.
772
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,429
And frankly, I wasn't even
that great with them then.
773
00:38:55,496 --> 00:38:58,265
I don't have that kidfriendly gene.
I'm all sharp corners
774
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:01,701
and a pool with no cover.
You know those kids love you.
775
00:39:01,768 --> 00:39:03,937
They do?
Boo talks about you all the time.
776
00:39:04,004 --> 00:39:05,644
You're a big star in my house.
Really?
777
00:39:08,775 --> 00:39:12,478
Could I have another?
778
00:39:12,546 --> 00:39:14,680
Ever since the first night you came
here, something happened to boo.
779
00:39:14,748 --> 00:39:16,382
She just walks a little taller.
780
00:39:16,450 --> 00:39:19,784
That certainly isn't because of me.
781
00:39:19,853 --> 00:39:21,519
You are having a much bigger influence
on these girls than you think.
782
00:39:21,587 --> 00:39:23,088
Just hang in there.
783
00:39:27,426 --> 00:39:29,061
I forgot how good grape juice was.
784
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,501
Boo!
785
00:39:37,569 --> 00:39:40,338
Boo, I wanna talk to you.
786
00:39:40,405 --> 00:39:43,174
Sorry. I didn't know you meant me.
787
00:39:43,242 --> 00:39:45,409
What other boo is there?
788
00:39:45,477 --> 00:39:48,512
I just didn't know if you
were saying, like, "boo!"
789
00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:51,214
Like you were trying to scare
someone on your phone or something.
790
00:39:51,282 --> 00:39:53,483
No, I wanted to ask you a question.
791
00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:56,086
Sure.
What's up with Ginny?
792
00:39:56,153 --> 00:39:58,454
I don't know. What's up with her?
793
00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:01,091
Wasn't she, like, married to that
Josh guy since kindergarten?
794
00:40:01,158 --> 00:40:03,726
It wasn't legal or anything,
795
00:40:03,794 --> 00:40:07,062
although he did give her
his grandmother's ring.
796
00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:09,598
And they've split now, right?
Looks like it.
797
00:40:09,665 --> 00:40:12,201
What an idiot.
Ginny?
798
00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:14,536
Josh. 'Cause Ginny's hot.
799
00:40:14,604 --> 00:40:17,439
Yeah, hot.
800
00:40:17,507 --> 00:40:19,775
Mel's probably poisoned me with her,
801
00:40:19,842 --> 00:40:21,976
but can you do me a favor?
802
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:25,113
Talk me up to her.
Sure.
803
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:27,615
I could do that.
Thanks.
804
00:40:27,682 --> 00:40:29,050
Yo, shedevil! Let's go!
805
00:40:38,259 --> 00:40:41,161
Hey.
Hi. Where'd your mom go?
806
00:40:41,229 --> 00:40:43,063
She had to take a call.
She's in escrow on something.
807
00:40:43,131 --> 00:40:46,333
Oh. Well, uh...
808
00:40:46,401 --> 00:40:49,269
Charlie was asking about you.
809
00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:51,571
What do you mean asking about me?
810
00:40:51,639 --> 00:40:54,273
He was asking about you...
811
00:40:54,341 --> 00:40:58,244
Your availability.
My availability?
812
00:40:58,312 --> 00:41:00,146
Really? You mean, like...?
813
00:41:00,213 --> 00:41:03,082
Charlie?
814
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:07,420
Oh my god. I never thought
of Charlie like that.
815
00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:10,322
He was always just Charlie...
Stinky Charlie.
816
00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:12,557
I mean, I know you thought
about him like that,
817
00:41:12,624 --> 00:41:14,659
but I never thought about him like that,
818
00:41:14,726 --> 00:41:16,727
and he's all grown up now, isn't he?
819
00:41:16,795 --> 00:41:19,130
I mean, wow.
820
00:41:19,198 --> 00:41:22,400
He was serious?
Serious as a funeral.
821
00:41:22,468 --> 00:41:26,103
I mean, not that I'd go out with him,
822
00:41:26,171 --> 00:41:30,207
but it's just nice to be
thought of like that.
823
00:41:30,275 --> 00:41:33,443
It's what Michelle said. There's
this whole world of boys out there,
824
00:41:33,511 --> 00:41:35,946
and I've been stuck with just the one.
825
00:41:36,013 --> 00:41:38,715
I was married when I should've
been dating around,
826
00:41:38,783 --> 00:41:41,351
testing the waters.
827
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:43,787
I could go out with Charlie,
828
00:41:43,855 --> 00:41:46,690
then out with Freddy, then out with Eddie.
829
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:48,791
I should meet more boys because
I made those last two up,
830
00:41:48,859 --> 00:41:51,426
but they're out there.
831
00:41:51,495 --> 00:41:53,596
Okay, well, that's it.
832
00:41:53,663 --> 00:41:56,031
I just thought I'd pass it along.
833
00:41:56,099 --> 00:41:58,467
So.
Yeah, thanks.
834
00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:00,870
Yeah.
See ya.
835
00:42:00,937 --> 00:42:01,937
See ya.
836
00:42:10,546 --> 00:42:12,914
Feeling better?
A lot.
837
00:42:12,982 --> 00:42:14,415
Thanks, nanette.
And thank you for your magic purse.
838
00:42:14,483 --> 00:42:16,584
Anytime.
839
00:42:16,652 --> 00:42:19,053
Bye, boo.
840
00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:28,646
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