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Previously on bunheads...
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You're her.
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I'm...?
The pole dancer from Reno.
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I'm not a pole dancer.
Who said I was a pole dancer?
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Who are you?
She is my daughterinlaw.
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They got married in las Vegas.
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Hi, Talia.
Tell me everything.
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We got here, he got in a car
accident and now he's dead.
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You should go up front today.
What? No.
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Come on!
I don't stand in the front, Melanie, ever.
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Well, you should today.
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So you can dance in front of my brother.
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If Charlie wants to notice me,
he can notice me back here.
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In the back.
He's not that observant.
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I think my dad's gay.
Based on what?
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Just a feeling.
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He won't come out.
Thinks it's a giant secret
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but everyone knows. It's too bad...
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There's some lovely
single gay men in this town.
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And Sasha would be so much happier
if he smiled once in a while.
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It's pretty late.
Do you parents know where you are?
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Nope!
And it was fun!
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Putting it together,
working with the kids.
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Just because you teach
doesn't mean it's over.
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Hey!
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Did someone see the virgin
Mary in the rosin box again?
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One time and I never said I was sure.
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The door's locked.
Right, that's what people do
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when they don't want you to
come in and touch their stuff.
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Class is at 10:00 and it's always open
a half hour early so we can warm up.
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Is Fanny in there?
Why would she be in there if it's locked?
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Well, maybe she didn't unlock it for a reason.
What reason?
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Maybe she's testing to see
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how dedicated you are to ballet.
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What?
How bad you want it.
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What are you talking about?
Well, the door is locked
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and the only way to get more
ballet is to find another way in.
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Are you willing to dig a tunnel under the
studio with nothing but a plastic spoon,
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and then cut a giant hole in the floor
with the chain saw you dragged along,
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and then once inside, repair the floor
with nothing more than a glue gun,
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some Bobby pins and your wits?
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Well, I see she has her answer.
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Please don't wait with us anymore.
Okay fine.
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Fanny!
Oh gee, calling out!
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We should have thought of that.
Hey, you'd better watch it.
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With snark like that you'll wind up with
your own dirtygirl sitcom on n.B.C.
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I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
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To find you a teacher, grasshopper.
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I liked it.
You did?
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I did.
But why?
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The emotional struggle
between right or wrong?
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A woman wrestling with her own identity?
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'Cause it's dirty.
What?
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I like my books dirty.
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I need a better reason than that.
I do not have one.
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It's a national phenomenon.
That's a reason.
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Not to read a book.
Look, I don't need a reason.
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When Judy blume put out that book
"wifey," I was first in line to buy it.
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Why? It's dirty. The woman who gave you
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"are you there god?
It's me, Margaret" writes a dirty book,
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I'm going to read it.
Twice... once to my kid.
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Oh god. Truly?
Huh?
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What about you?
Oh well, I haven't finished it yet.
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Why not?
I'm having the tile in my bathroom redone
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and I didn't want the workmen
to see it laying out,
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so I thought I'd put it in the
garage, but it's not attached,
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so I walked outside and my neighbor
walked by with his dog and I panicked
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and threw it in the trash. We talked for
a while and I went back inside to wait,
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but his dog is old
and takes a long time to...
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Anyhow, I fell asleep and the
next morning was trash day so...
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Hey.
You threw away our reading assignment?
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Not on purpose.
Book clubs have rules, truly.
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I know. I'm sorry.
What book are you talking about?
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"Fifty shades of grey."
Great.
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Sorry to interrupt the end
of literature as we know it,
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but has anyone seen Fanny?
Oh!
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Am I supposed to...
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Right.
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That's quite a gathering you've got there.
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What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
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So are you the official lifealert pusher?
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Those women are smart and skilled.
And old.
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They are not old.
Compared to you and methuselah.
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I find their conversation stimulating.
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Truly, what kind of stone
did your uncle pass last week?
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Kidney!
Not gallstone?
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No, kidney.
There's a picture of it on my phone!
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Wow.
Shut up.
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Gonna reminisce about
the days when a cup of coffee
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cost two bits?
It's a book club.
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You didn't read the book.
So?
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So you're hanging with the
nickelslot crowd, truly.
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What am I supposed to do?
Stay home alone, buy cats on the Internet?
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You're supposed to go out with
people your own age, do fun things.
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Meet guys.
You want me to be a slut like you?
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Yes, I get a coupon to
sizzler for every convert.
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Thank you for the advice,
but those are my friends.
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I just think it would be good
for you to hang out with people
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who remember Shaun Cassidy
and not Jack Cassidy.
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Here.
What is this?
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It's from Fanny.
Fanny? Where is she?
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Just read it.
Truly, there's a class full of kids
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locked outside the dance studio.
Keys are in the envelope.
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But... ugh.
Read the note.
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And just so you know, these are the
people that like and accept me.
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These women find me interesting
and invited me into their club.
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And yes, maybe that means I have to read a
terrible terrible, simply awful, dreadful book,
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but at the end of that book is cake...
And friendship,
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which is, I'm sure, something you will never understand.
I understand cake.
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Celia needs her mylanta.
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Bunheads 1x06 movie truck
original air date July 23, 2012
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sync and corrections by atrn97g
for www.Addic7ed.Com
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you're gone?
I'm not gone, I still exist.
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I'm just not there.
You just left without saying a word.
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I left you a note.
You left truly a note.
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I knew you'd come into the house to
mooch something from me eventually.
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Not fair.
What did you mooch?
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Nothing. There were kids waiting
outside the studio to come in.
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What's the point, Michelle?
The point is you have classes!
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I know. And how wonderful
that you're there,
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so I can get away for a week
and then you can teach them.
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What?
It's fantastic that for once I have a little help.
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It's glorious that finally
a woman in her twilight years
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who hasn't had a vacation
since eisenhower was in office
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can, just for a small moment
in time, get away,
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relax, recharge.
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And all while a young vibrant woman
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who normally does nothing all day but
obsess over Brangelina's wedding
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can take over.
Hey, do you know how many kids they have?
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Take a walk! Buy a ring!
Eat some cake! It's time.
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I'll call you later.
But I can't teach.
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I have plans this weekend.
What plans?
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My friend Talia is driving my car here
and we're celebrating my birthday.
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We have this whole weekend road
trip planned. It's gonna be big.
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Mmm.
What?
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Haven't we passed the age
where we acknowledge birthdays?
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No, we didn't think so.
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It sounds a little sad...
A woman of your age?
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How old do you think I am?
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All right. I'm sorry.
I guess if you have to have
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a birthday party like an eightyearold,
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and wear a cinderella costume
and a tiara...
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One year!
Then I suppose you could do that all that at night.
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But...
Classes are during the day.
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But...
I'm not suggesting you sit vigil at the studio.
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I'm just saying that for once
let an old woman meditate
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on the final moments she has
left in this earthly realm.
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What's with the pole?
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Ah yes. It's a beauty, isn't it?
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I got to thinking about all the
things you were talking about.
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And when you went on and on about
that cardiostriptease class,
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well, the idea just stuck.
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When did I go on and on about
cardiostriptease classes?
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The other day.
No.
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Yes.
No.
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Night?
No.
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Oh, I'm sorry. That was Fergie.
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Anyhow, the idea stuck
and I just ordered the pole.
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When were you talking to Fergie?
She mentioned it on "leno."
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Anyhow, it's a very hot trend.
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It's fun and sexy and very
popular with the housewives.
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Like the TV show?
No, actual housewives.
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Those still exist?
And they like to slide on poles.
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Okay, I have no idea how to
teach a cardiostriptease class.
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There's a DVD and a book.
They came with the pole.
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Oh goody.
You'll learn the routine,
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and then liven it up in your
own Michelle way, I'm sure.
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You mean with sarcasm and general
hostility toward the world?
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I think it's going to be very popular.
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I put a signup sheet at the
oyster bar for one free class,
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and by the time rico brought
my coffee the sheet was full.
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Yeah, but, Fanny...
Enjoy your birthday.
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Don't take pictures.
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Okay, whatever happens next,
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blame Fergie. Everyone at the barre.
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Touch it.
No way.
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Boo, you're exposed to this stuff all the
time. You work here. Try it.
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Nuhuh, I've never seen that before.
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It's fried. How bad could it be?
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So?
Can you speak?
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Is it vegetable?
It's probably clams.
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Mel, just form words go on... words.
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'Cause there's lots of clams back there.
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I think she's trying to say something.
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I think she's signaling
for a mercy killing.
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Is her face turning a weird color?
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Okay, whatever.
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So be at my house at 7:00 tonight.
The movie starts at 10:00.
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And your parents will definitely be gone?
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My mom has an outoftown conference
she's dragging my dad along.
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We're looking at $60 food allowance and
complete freedom till Sunday night.
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I love the movie truck... hitting
different towns on different nights.
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It's so bohemian.
And Charlie's going, right?
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Yeah, Mel, did your idiot
brother get us tickets yet?
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I don't think she can talk.
Just nod your head yes or no.
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It's rated "r." Are they checking I.D.S?
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It's a movie inside a truck.
I think they're just checking pulses.
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I thought you wanted to go.
I do, I'm just saying
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I don't think we need
an elaborate plan or disguises.
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Charlie's feet!
Okay, we're going to need a little more.
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It tastes exactly like Charlie's feet.
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Okay, appalachia, how do you know what
your brother's feet taste like?
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Stop. That's rhetorical.
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I'm going home.
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7:00 sharp. Don't be late.
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It's not bad.
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I'm not scared of you.
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You see this?
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That's a Naomi Malone.
Intimidating, right?
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Make it rain!
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Ahhh.
I'm sorry, you leave Vegas
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then wind up on the pole?
Talia!
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Talia, Talia...
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Oh god, Talia!
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Hi!
Hi!
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Hi!
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Hi! How's Boris?
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Your car? I thought you named it Kyle.
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No, that was a boyfriend.
Kyle wasn't a car?
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He had miles on him, but he was human.
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Well, Boris is fine.
And I come bearing a surprise gift.
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Your last check from the show.
Cool! Wow.
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Weird.
Why?
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It's my last check, it's
just... it's like... reality.
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I'm finally realizing no more
spangles in my butt crack.
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That phrase has never been said
so wistfully before, like ever.
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What should I do with it? Hoard it? Frame it?
Blow it?
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And we'll be right back with
more from "the suze orman show."
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We're spending it... every cent.
Birthday road trip
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and we'll come back
with not even a dime left.
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And since you're stripping now you're just
one bachelor party away from being set.
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Road trip, yeah right.
Yeah, right on!
233
00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:53,611
You know the crazy lady I live with?
234
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,348
Your motherinlaw?
Yeah well, the loon from loontown
235
00:10:56,349 --> 00:10:59,417
up and disappeared this weekend and
I have to teach all her classes.
236
00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:02,320
So that's what the pole's for?
Yeah, here at paradise dance academy
237
00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:05,456
we specialize in girls with daddy
issues, so we start 'em young.
238
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,992
So we're not roadtripping?
Mmm.
239
00:11:07,993 --> 00:11:10,061
But the good news is, according to loony,
240
00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:12,964
we are at the age where we
don't do birthdays anymore.
241
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,398
We're dead?
I guess.
242
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,432
Screw that. We will always do birthdays.
243
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,534
We'll just blow it out here in paradise.
Really?
244
00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:21,204
Absolutely. We can look hot anywhere.
245
00:11:21,205 --> 00:11:24,540
And consider the advantages of looking
as hot as we can look in this place.
246
00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,142
We'll knock this town on its ass
247
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,245
and then kick it in the face
if it even tries to fight back.
248
00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:30,347
Oh, I've missed you so much.
Awww.
249
00:11:30,348 --> 00:11:33,682
I want to show you my place. I have custommade curtains.
Get out.
250
00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:35,684
And fresh fruit in my fridge.
Who are you?
251
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,967
Ha. Paradise.
252
00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:48,993
Don't let the name fool you.
Seriously. Cause it's not.
253
00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,288
Okay, so it's quiet.
Quiet is nice for a change.
254
00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,323
Sure.
What's that?
255
00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:56,059
That is the surf wax store.
What do they sell?
256
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,126
Surf wax.
And?
257
00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:58,360
Surf wax.
And?
258
00:11:58,361 --> 00:11:59,595
Surf wax.
And?
259
00:11:59,596 --> 00:12:01,564
Surf wax. I can keep this
up as long as you can.
260
00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:04,032
Weird. What's weirder is that it used
to be a flipflop store,
261
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:05,601
where they sold flipflops.
And?
262
00:12:05,602 --> 00:12:08,437
Really?
Hey, this looks interesting.
263
00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,239
Uh, Talia?
Oh my god!
264
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,508
These clothes are so cute. C'mon.
265
00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:14,342
Let's start blowing that paycheck.
266
00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:16,211
Whoa, there, Tex. We can't go in there.
267
00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,179
Why not?
You know how in a fairy tale
268
00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,182
there's like a bridge that leads to a
castle where there's a beautiful Princess
269
00:12:21,183 --> 00:12:22,950
that's locked in a tower, but
there's a crazy little troll
270
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,153
that lives under the bridge, and
in order to rescue the Princess
271
00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,654
you have to deal with the troll?
Yeah.
272
00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:28,356
Welcome to sparkles. Where the motto is
273
00:12:28,357 --> 00:12:29,689
"if you're a Princess, you're screwed."
274
00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:32,993
Oh my god, are those ducks on a dress?
275
00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:37,897
Oh, these are classic.
276
00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:41,701
Michelle, do you see these?
Who would think to make a dress like this?
277
00:12:41,702 --> 00:12:44,070
Can I help you?
Once upon a time...
278
00:12:44,071 --> 00:12:46,739
I was just loving the duck dress.
279
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,575
Oh, and this.
280
00:12:49,576 --> 00:12:52,811
And this and... oh my god.
Michelle, look how cute!
281
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:56,081
I make everything myself and I can alter
anything that doesn't fit for free.
282
00:12:56,082 --> 00:12:58,917
Gold mine. This place is a gold mine.
283
00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:00,886
You haven't been in here for a while.
284
00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:02,621
Uh, I've been busy... what?
285
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:04,856
The prices! Have you seen the prices?
Are these the real prices?
286
00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:06,924
Yes.
Everything. We're buying everything.
287
00:13:06,925 --> 00:13:09,694
Michelle, start grabbing stuff. We have a
lot of trying on to do before tonight.
288
00:13:09,695 --> 00:13:11,363
Tonight? What's happening tonight?
289
00:13:11,364 --> 00:13:13,365
It's her birthday.
Oh.
290
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:16,768
I will have a happy birthday.
Thank you, truly.
291
00:13:16,769 --> 00:13:19,203
What are you going to do?
Oh, we're just going to go out.
292
00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,305
That sounds fun.
It's not just fun.
293
00:13:21,306 --> 00:13:23,274
The way we celebrate, it's epic.
294
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:26,277
We're very into birthdays.
This purse? I'm getting two.
295
00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,479
What's with the decapitated bear head?
296
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,047
I'm making a coat.
You're kidding.
297
00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:31,482
No. Look.
298
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:34,150
That is the most disturbed thing
I think you've ever done.
299
00:13:34,151 --> 00:13:36,352
Does it come in my size?
You want to try it on?
300
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:40,089
Yes.
So where are you going to go for your birthday tonight?
301
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,857
Oh boy. We haven't figured that out yet.
302
00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:44,160
We usually just see where the night
takes us.
303
00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:47,263
Remember the time we got drunk and
snuck on stage with tom Jones
304
00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:50,632
and danced for 10 minutes before he
noticed we weren't supposed to be there?
305
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,901
Three quarters of "Delilah" and
half of "what's new, pussycat?"
306
00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:55,537
And then that lady threw that room
key and it hit you in the head
307
00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,972
and you had to go to the
hospital and get three stitches.
308
00:13:57,973 --> 00:14:01,276
But the doctor was really cute and
he took us out to dinner afterwards.
309
00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:03,378
Dr. lobster.
Dr. lobster.
310
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:06,347
That had to make the topfive birthday list, right?
Number four.
311
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:09,850
Really, what was five?
Comiccon... Princess Leia costume contest.
312
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,819
Onetwo sweep.
Right. Number three?
313
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:15,923
Sneaking onto the plane with...
Bon jovi!
314
00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,658
Right.
So so right.
315
00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,694
Two?
Two was when I kissed George Clooney.
316
00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:20,928
You kissed George Clooney?
317
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,095
Yeah.
What was it like?
318
00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:24,297
Like kissing George Clooney.
And that was two?
319
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,099
Kissing George Clooney was two.
Yep.
320
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,400
What was one?
Oh well, one...
321
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:29,636
We never talk about one.
No, it was so monumental...
322
00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,338
That we don't want to repeat it.
And we can't remember it.
323
00:14:31,339 --> 00:14:33,005
For my last birthday Fanny took me
324
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,508
to colonial williamsburg. I got a bonnet.
325
00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:37,176
Oh, that sounds...
326
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,546
Vaguely amish.
I bet tonight's going to be really fun.
327
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,081
Make sure to tell me all about it.
When?
328
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,917
When we talk.
When do we talk?
329
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,687
We're talking now.
But that's 'cause she didn't understand about the troll.
330
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,223
You know, sometimes when you're going out,
331
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,992
the two of you, it's nice to
have another person along
332
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,495
to keep an eye on your bag
if you get up to dance
333
00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:00,798
or to watch the bathroom door in
case you need to use the men's room?
334
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,568
Uhhuh?
A third person like in "Charlie's angels."
335
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,871
There were three of them.
Yeah, but only two stayed on the show for the entire run
336
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:09,240
so really there were two.
There were three in the picture.
337
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,575
But two in loyalty and spirit.
But three in reality and number.
338
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,209
I was thinking if you needed a third...
We don't.
339
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,444
I could come along...
Two is fine.
340
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:15,646
And watch the men's room door for you.
341
00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:16,946
You don't want to come with us.
Why not?
342
00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:18,148
Yeah, why not?
Wow,
343
00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,150
are we so not communicating today.
344
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,786
You said I need to go out with people my own age.
Yeah, but not with me.
345
00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:25,188
You're the only person my own age that I know.
But...
346
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:26,555
I'll give you 20% off of everything.
347
00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:29,325
And some free mood rings.
I love mood rings.
348
00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:31,327
Come on, she'll be handy.
How?
349
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:34,997
Like if a button falls off or a
zipper breaks, I can fix it.
350
00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:37,400
Yeah, plus she's cute. Like a purse dog.
351
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,968
It'll be like having a shih tzu.
Oh please?!
352
00:15:39,969 --> 00:15:42,036
Please let me be your shih tzu?
353
00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:44,872
Okay, but if she's coming, we
have to change the whole package.
354
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:47,008
I don't know what that
means, but let's do it!
355
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,479
I should not have worn these shoes.
They're cute.
356
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,481
They're tight and they make me walk funny.
357
00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:55,116
They make you walk sexy.
Really?
358
00:15:55,117 --> 00:15:56,751
In a Hannabarbera kind of way.
Huh?
359
00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:58,619
You'll be doing a lot of sitting.
360
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,821
Tell me again that I'm crazy!
You're crazy!
361
00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:03,357
When I have nothing but proof on my side?!
What proof?
362
00:16:03,358 --> 00:16:05,692
What do we do?
I guess we knock?
363
00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:07,694
What are you doing?
I can't be held accountable for my actions.
364
00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,796
Apparently I'm crazy! No!
Put that down!
365
00:16:09,797 --> 00:16:11,864
That's Jonathan adler, you lunatic!
366
00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:13,433
You first.
I'm not going to knock.
367
00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,802
We can't just stand here.
Should we go?
368
00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:17,837
What are you doing?
I'm texting Sasha.
369
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,139
You come over here and
you say that to my face!
370
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,841
Oh, I hope he doesn't come over
here and say that to her face.
371
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:25,377
Get in.
372
00:16:25,378 --> 00:16:28,513
Move quickly up the stairs,
do not say a word.
373
00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:30,716
Come on, boo.
And who, for the love of god,
374
00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:34,018
needs this many throw pillows?!
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. torres.
375
00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,721
Boo!
I didn't want to be rude.
376
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:43,305
Ow.
Sorry.
377
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,673
Ow!
Sorry.
378
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:45,941
Ow!
Sorry.
379
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,877
She's going to be sorry
for the next 40 plucks.
380
00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:49,811
Just issue a blanket apology and move on.
381
00:16:49,812 --> 00:16:52,046
What's up with you?
382
00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:54,315
I don't know why you're plucking your
eyebrows if you can't take the pain.
383
00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:56,317
Because Charlie is
going to be there tonight
384
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,653
and Ginny's going to make me
look like dita Von teese.
385
00:16:58,654 --> 00:16:59,754
Wait, I am?
Aren't you?
386
00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:01,656
I thought I was making
you look like Kat Von d.
387
00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:04,125
I thought Charlie liked dita Von teese.
Who does Charlie like?
388
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,627
Neo from the matrix.
Okay, never mind.
389
00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,495
They're almost the same person.
I'll do a combo.
390
00:17:08,496 --> 00:17:11,097
Almost done, now I just
need my accent color.
391
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,999
What time is it? We need to leave.
392
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,402
Maybe they're not going to go out.
Oh, they're going out.
393
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:18,004
This is a work thing.
My mother never misses a work thing.
394
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:20,373
She'd rather let her roots grow
out than miss a work thing.
395
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,242
Maybe gold.
Melanie, painting your pinky another color
396
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,345
doesn't look like an accent.
It just looks like you ran out of Polish.
397
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,749
I didn't invent the concept.
Even worse... you're copying someone else's moronic idea.
398
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,551
Wow, pleasant person, party of one.
399
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,653
Sasha! Come down here please!
400
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,321
Great.
401
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,858
I know they fight a lot,
but this one sounds bad.
402
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,160
I wonder if it's about the Timothy situation.
Must be.
403
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,795
We don't know if that's true or not.
We know.
404
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,498
Everyone knows.
Sasha's dad and Timothy marsh are boyfriends.
405
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,799
They're in love.
Forbidden love.
406
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,334
Forbidden by who?
Sasha's mom.
407
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,703
Oh. Yeah well...
And now Timothy's moving away.
408
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,871
And they'll never get to really be together.
Sad.
409
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,206
So so sad.
Shh! It's quiet.
410
00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,810
Everybody decent?
Josh!
411
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,145
You scared us half to death.
I did?
412
00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:04,414
We thought you were Sasha.
Why are you scared of Sasha?
413
00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:06,650
Because she's using her
parents' corpses as a couch.
414
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,685
No, she's not. I just saw her.
She's having a yogurt.
415
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,720
She let me in.
What are you doing here?
416
00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:13,155
I brought you guys some overnight kits.
Josh.
417
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:15,525
Nothing big, just some
muffins, cookie dough,
418
00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:18,561
preloaded pez dispensers,
some apples for boo...
419
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:21,831
Josh!
Two decks of cards if you want to play some canasta,
420
00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:24,433
cucumber eye masks... pop them in
the freezer for a few minutes
421
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,469
for the best results... fuzzy
socks in case your feet get cold
422
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:30,105
and a DVD of "grease."
Wow, you're the only person in the world
423
00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:32,708
whose boyfriend is basically a girl.
I meant that in a good way.
424
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:36,077
I sure hope so.
You have the best boyfriend ever.
425
00:18:36,078 --> 00:18:39,080
I do, don't I?
Oh my god, I love cookie dough!
426
00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:41,549
It's my crack.
You want to stay?
427
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:44,218
Nope, it's girls' night out.
I am gonna either go hit a strip club
428
00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:46,387
or do some trig homework.
I'm still debating.
429
00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:49,223
Are you sure you don't want
to come to the movie with us?
430
00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:51,993
Bag. Out.
431
00:18:56,664 --> 00:18:58,865
What's going on down there?
432
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:04,203
My mother's redecorating.
What does that mean besides new furniture?
433
00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:06,873
It means the idiots are not going out.
Rats!
434
00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:09,375
Well, at least we have snacks.
And fuzzy socks.
435
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,578
And we can watch "grease"... singalong.
436
00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:13,612
What are we, "revenge of the nerds"?
437
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:15,548
We are going out.
What?
438
00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:18,050
How?
Look, once my mother is done wrecking the joint,
439
00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:20,152
she'll take her happy byebye
pills and go lie down.
440
00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:22,487
And then my father will go in
the den, put on his headphones
441
00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,790
and watch old performances
of his college improv group
442
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,859
for the rest of the night.
They'll never know we're gone.
443
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,393
But... No buts!
Now paint it if you're gonna paint it,
444
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:32,263
pluck it if you're gonna pluck it, but
get your shoes and bring the bags
445
00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:33,665
'cause we are going out!
446
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,002
Come on, truly.
No.
447
00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:40,171
Just let us see the dress.
I can't.
448
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:43,140
Honey, you have to come out of the dressing room
if you want to watch the men's room for us.
449
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,609
I feel like a hooker.
Then we've done our job.
450
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:48,178
Truly! Here, boy.
451
00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:52,482
I'll give you a treat. I told you
we had to change the whole package.
452
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,318
Okay! Fine, I'm coming out.
453
00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:59,590
Wow. You look totally doable in that.
I do?
454
00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:01,457
You do.
You sure?
455
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:05,294
This isn't some cruel hazing ritual
you've concocted to humiliate me?
456
00:20:05,295 --> 00:20:08,330
How did we not think of concocting a
cruel hazing ritual to humiliate her?
457
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:09,899
We are so off our game.
You look great.
458
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,734
I do? Michelle?
459
00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:14,870
Angels,
460
00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:18,773
the mission tonight is to go
out there and rock the casbah!
461
00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:20,274
Whoo!
Whoo!
462
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:22,043
I don't know what "rock the casbah" means.
463
00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:23,678
Stick with the "whoo" instinct, truly.
464
00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:25,580
Your first impulse was right on that.
Okay.
465
00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,582
Whoo!
Whoo!
466
00:20:32,256 --> 00:20:34,090
Boo!
Sorry.
467
00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,226
Did I screw up my eyebrows?
468
00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:39,528
No. I think you look like Kat Von d.
Or dita Von teese.
469
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,998
I think I look like me
with uneven eyebrows.
470
00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,768
Don't worry, boo. I'm sure Charlie,
like every guy in America,
471
00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:46,769
has very strong eyebrowtweezing opinions.
472
00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:49,104
I bet he makes all his
decisions based on the tweeze.
473
00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:51,774
So are mine okay?
Sure.
474
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:55,577
Great, the Princess and all her
little Princess friends are here.
475
00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:58,147
What's your problem?
We've been here for hours.
476
00:20:58,148 --> 00:21:01,016
Really? For hours? Like you've been
right here for how many hours?
477
00:21:01,017 --> 00:21:03,217
Enough hours.
You were at the house like 10 seconds ago.
478
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,153
And then I came here and got your tickets
479
00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:08,022
and then waited for you with your tickets
like I told you I was going to do.
480
00:21:08,023 --> 00:21:11,092
So hand 'em over and stop bitching.
Here, now go away.
481
00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,861
For the rest of the night I don't
know you and you don't know me.
482
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:15,997
We look identical, moron!
483
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,600
Boo, what are you doing?
Being invisible.
484
00:21:20,601 --> 00:21:23,636
It's what I do best.
Can we just go inside?
485
00:21:32,513 --> 00:21:36,282
You officially suck! The place is full,
486
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:39,618
we almost didn't find seats and the
seats we do have aren't together.
487
00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:43,122
I'm never doing anything for you
or your friends ever again!
488
00:21:43,123 --> 00:21:44,456
I thought you didn't know me.
489
00:21:46,026 --> 00:21:48,593
Someday, boo, someday you will
tell me what exactly you like
490
00:21:48,594 --> 00:21:50,762
about my brother.
Because seriously, I don't get it.
491
00:21:50,763 --> 00:21:52,730
I don't think you're supposed to get it.
That would be gross.
492
00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:54,899
He's right. No seats together.
493
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,401
And I'll probably end up sitting
next to some loser
494
00:21:57,402 --> 00:22:00,205
who's been lifting things all day
and didn't bother to shower.
495
00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,373
Oh my god, Debbie downer, relax.
496
00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:03,942
We'll get four seats together.
How?
497
00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:06,877
Children. Ginny, see that seat
up there next to the old guy?
498
00:22:06,878 --> 00:22:08,812
Yeah?
Go up there and get him to move.
499
00:22:08,813 --> 00:22:11,648
How?
He's old. You can probably just make water sounds
500
00:22:11,649 --> 00:22:14,417
and he'll have to run for the bathroom.
Mel, you go up front and be tall.
501
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,086
Got it, be tall. And then?
502
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:18,755
Be tall in front of people
and they will switch with you
503
00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:20,623
and you'll end up with Ginny.
Brilliant.
504
00:22:20,624 --> 00:22:22,125
I'll go in the back
and work my way forward.
505
00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:24,660
Boo, over there. Work your way in. Got it?
506
00:22:24,661 --> 00:22:26,329
Fan out and we'll meet in the middle.
507
00:22:29,199 --> 00:22:31,300
Sorry sorry.
508
00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:40,876
I could really really use some popcorn.
509
00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:44,045
Yeah, popcorn.
Popcorn is awesome. I'm on it.
510
00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:51,819
Hi there.
511
00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:02,496
I know, I'm tall. Genes, right?
512
00:23:02,497 --> 00:23:04,899
The inherited ones, not the lowrise kind.
513
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,367
We could switch. I don't mind.
514
00:23:09,604 --> 00:23:12,505
Hi. I was wondering if you would...
515
00:23:12,506 --> 00:23:15,008
What's wrong with your eyebrows?
Switch with me?
516
00:23:15,009 --> 00:23:17,543
Nope.
517
00:23:17,544 --> 00:23:19,545
Yeah, I think it's about vampires.
518
00:23:19,546 --> 00:23:22,148
They battle flesheating
zombies... very scary.
519
00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:25,184
Especially for children and,
well, anyone with a bad ticker.
520
00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:28,120
A bad what?
Ticker... isn't that what you call it?
521
00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:32,424
Hey, I could really use a soda.
522
00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:36,228
Not into older women, huh?
523
00:23:44,602 --> 00:23:47,471
Why are you holding a freakin' baby?
Don't ask.
524
00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:50,274
But how... My last plan to
switch seats backfired, okay?
525
00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:51,409
I said don't ask.
526
00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:55,712
60? 61?
No.
527
00:23:55,713 --> 00:23:57,781
No no.
528
00:23:57,782 --> 00:23:59,749
Please don't make me
guess how old you are.
529
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,552
Hey, I really could use some nachos.
530
00:24:02,553 --> 00:24:05,788
So go get some.
Rats.
531
00:24:05,789 --> 00:24:07,557
I'm gone for two seconds
532
00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:09,792
and you're hitting on another girl?
533
00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:11,894
I'm going home.
Wait!
534
00:24:11,895 --> 00:24:14,264
At the buzzer. Mel!
I wasn't talking to her.
535
00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:16,565
Liar!
Where's boo?
536
00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:18,968
She hasn't moved.
She's putting down roots.
537
00:24:18,969 --> 00:24:22,304
Raising a family.
538
00:24:22,305 --> 00:24:25,341
We gotta get rid of this guy.
He's not budging for anything.
539
00:24:25,342 --> 00:24:27,876
We're so close.
Wait, let me try something.
540
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:30,712
Excuse me, could we have your seat
541
00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:33,081
so we can all sit together?
Well, sure.
542
00:24:34,549 --> 00:24:38,453
I did not think of that.
I'll text boo.
543
00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:45,793
Charlie! Dude!
544
00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:47,094
A seat!
545
00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:49,796
Oh, um, I'll talk to you after, right?
546
00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:51,331
Sure.
547
00:24:51,332 --> 00:24:53,467
No way.
Wow.
548
00:24:53,468 --> 00:24:57,437
What do I do?
Stay there.
549
00:24:57,438 --> 00:24:59,406
Wait, is she still holding a baby?
550
00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:01,475
Somehow that doesn't surprise me at all.
551
00:25:01,476 --> 00:25:04,043
Oh my god.
Hey boo.
552
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,379
Uh, hey hi. What's up?
553
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,681
Is that a baby?
No.
554
00:25:17,424 --> 00:25:19,690
Okay, people, who's missing a baby?
555
00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:23,995
Want some?
Okay.
556
00:25:26,832 --> 00:25:28,933
How is everything in this
town closed by 6:00?
557
00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:30,935
Branson is open later... Branson. My god,
558
00:25:30,936 --> 00:25:33,338
even the osmonds' dinner show
doesn't start until 7:00.
559
00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:34,872
I've gotta take these shoes off.
560
00:25:34,873 --> 00:25:36,407
No no no. Party rule number one:
561
00:25:36,408 --> 00:25:38,475
Never take your shoes off
until the end of the night.
562
00:25:38,476 --> 00:25:40,644
Your feet will swell and you'll
never get them back on again.
563
00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:42,712
Then you're the loser
carrying her shoes around.
564
00:25:42,713 --> 00:25:44,581
Here's the movie truck.
Yay, activity.
565
00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:46,883
Are you kidding me?
Unbelievable.
566
00:25:46,884 --> 00:25:49,386
Plus ticket dude's a lady.
Can't even seduce our way in.
567
00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:52,188
Just our luck.
We could bribe her.
568
00:25:52,189 --> 00:25:53,989
With what money?
With the money
569
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:57,093
you were gonna use for my fabulous
birthday dinner. And there's my check.
570
00:25:57,094 --> 00:25:58,694
It's gone.
Talia.
571
00:25:58,695 --> 00:26:00,863
We spent it at sparkles.
What did we buy?
572
00:26:00,864 --> 00:26:03,066
My outfit, your outfit, truly's outfit.
573
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:05,368
Truly owns the store!
It was a gift.
574
00:26:05,369 --> 00:26:07,602
It's not a gift unless
you buy it for the person.
575
00:26:07,603 --> 00:26:10,238
So you're buying gifts
for truly from her own store,
576
00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:11,940
but you're not buying me dinner?
577
00:26:11,941 --> 00:26:14,276
She's standing right there
and you're making her feel bad.
578
00:26:14,277 --> 00:26:17,745
And look how cute she looks.
Okay fine. Sorry, truly.
579
00:26:17,746 --> 00:26:20,048
Enjoy it.
There's a back.
580
00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,850
Wait, truly, what?
There's a back door and it's propped open.
581
00:26:22,851 --> 00:26:26,687
We could just sneak in.
Look at you,
582
00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:29,923
acting all grown up and figuring
out how to sneak in places,
583
00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:33,660
wearing short dresses and acting
ageappropriate. I'm so proud of you.
584
00:26:37,899 --> 00:26:41,434
I look away for one second
585
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:44,537
and he's got a pile of salami.
No, the guy with no arms
586
00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:47,240
had arms a minute ago.
They're on the side there, see?
587
00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:50,743
The effects aren't super great,
so it kind of looks like salamis.
588
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:53,679
If I had a nickel for every arm...
589
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,316
You're funny.
590
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:07,292
We're leaning against a wall.
It's cool.
591
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,628
Yeah, it's something.
It's been a long time
592
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,563
since I've stood in back and watched a movie.
Wait.
593
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,968
Truly Frances Abigail Dominica III,
594
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,070
did you sneak booze into this movie truck?
595
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,340
I stole it from Sam's desk at sparkles.
596
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,208
I worship you.
597
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,678
Woo!
Woo!
598
00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:31,314
Shhh!
Woo.
599
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:35,417
Hey, what is this called?
"Mountain of arms."
600
00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:38,554
"Mountain of arms"?
As in someone builds a...
601
00:27:38,555 --> 00:27:41,157
mountain of arms.
602
00:27:43,891 --> 00:27:45,891
We got to go.
What?
603
00:27:45,917 --> 00:27:48,051
It's 11:40. My house alarm sets at midnight
604
00:27:48,052 --> 00:27:49,920
and it doesn't go back off until 6:00 A.M.
605
00:27:49,921 --> 00:27:51,281
We need to get boo.
I'll do it.
606
00:27:53,457 --> 00:27:55,525
What?
Michelle is here.
607
00:27:58,795 --> 00:28:02,165
Oh my god, it's another arm.
608
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,201
It's like ed wood! It's like someone
literally went to a warehouse
609
00:28:05,202 --> 00:28:08,171
looked around, saw 50,000 arms and thought, "done"!
Tank top!
610
00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:10,739
Drink.
Hey, we should make a movie.
611
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:14,209
"Skyscraper of teeth"! "Ziggurat of legs"!
612
00:28:14,210 --> 00:28:16,644
"The tower of torsos."
Yes! "Tower of torsos"!
613
00:28:16,645 --> 00:28:18,480
Hey, Talia was in a movie called that.
614
00:28:18,481 --> 00:28:20,315
It was called "blood dungeon two."
615
00:28:20,316 --> 00:28:22,117
Same thing. And she took her top off.
616
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,553
Really?
Which is why I was killed in the first scene.
617
00:28:24,554 --> 00:28:26,721
First boobs equals first kill.
What killed you?
618
00:28:26,722 --> 00:28:29,191
I have no idea.
I don't think anyone knew exactly,
619
00:28:29,192 --> 00:28:31,525
but it was large, it glowed
620
00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:33,594
and I slept with it after we wrapped.
621
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,231
She'll tell madame Fanny.
Maybe she won't.
622
00:28:37,232 --> 00:28:39,666
We could sneak past her.
She's 18 feet tall, she's totally going to see us.
623
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:42,069
Well, is she a narc?
She doesn't look narcy to me.
624
00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:44,605
She could be a covert narc, like
she acts like she's your friend,
625
00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:46,239
you hang out and do
narcable things with them,
626
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,007
and then you go home and
you've been totally narced.
627
00:28:48,008 --> 00:28:50,477
So what do we do?
We wait for the movie to be over and they leave,
628
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,845
then we run back to my house.
629
00:28:52,846 --> 00:28:54,814
I think his chainsaw died.
Excellent.
630
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,054
I thought it was really poetic
how the killer cut off
631
00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:04,022
his own arms to finish the mountain,
632
00:29:04,023 --> 00:29:06,825
but then there was no way of getting them
to the top.
633
00:29:10,296 --> 00:29:12,864
Okay, someone get boo so we can go.
634
00:29:19,605 --> 00:29:21,572
Found her.
Excellent.
635
00:29:21,809 --> 00:29:23,776
Wait!
Boo!
636
00:29:23,777 --> 00:29:26,546
"Mountain of arms"! Oh my god, right?
637
00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:29,348
"Mountain of arms"! Oh my god.
638
00:29:32,685 --> 00:29:35,654
Did she see us?
I don't think she saw anything.
639
00:29:35,655 --> 00:29:38,089
We have to leave.
I have to thank Charlie for the tickets.
640
00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:39,758
Boo.
Charlie!
641
00:29:42,995 --> 00:29:45,831
Hey.
She's trying to kill me.
642
00:29:45,832 --> 00:29:47,933
11:55, how fast can we all run?
643
00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:49,333
That's it, I'm getting her.
644
00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:52,970
Hey.
Oh, hey, boo!
645
00:29:52,971 --> 00:29:56,474
Hi, I just wanted to thank you
for the... Oh, gimme your hand.
646
00:29:56,475 --> 00:29:59,577
My phone died and my hands are greasy
647
00:29:59,578 --> 00:30:01,211
from the popcorn.
Oh.
648
00:30:01,212 --> 00:30:03,681
Text me that when you get home, okay?
Okay.
649
00:30:05,816 --> 00:30:08,250
Come on!
I can't look. What does it say?
650
00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:10,687
"Shari" and then shari's number.
Who's shari?
651
00:30:10,688 --> 00:30:13,723
That's shari. That's totally
what dita Von teese looks like.
652
00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:15,758
We definitely didn't get
that right, boo. Sorry.
653
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:17,727
Yeah, it's a real tragedy. Let's move!
654
00:30:19,129 --> 00:30:21,429
Wait, where are we?
655
00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:24,065
More importantly, where did we park?
656
00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:26,568
We parked near a tree
that looks like a hobbit.
657
00:30:26,569 --> 00:30:29,137
All the trees here look like hobbits.
658
00:30:29,138 --> 00:30:31,473
I like that word "hobbit." Hobbit.
659
00:30:31,474 --> 00:30:33,375
It has a nice inmymouthfeel
660
00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:35,978
when I say it... hhobbit.
661
00:30:35,979 --> 00:30:38,613
Oh, there's my car!
662
00:30:44,753 --> 00:30:47,488
I'm thinking we should walk home.
663
00:30:47,489 --> 00:30:50,992
Or sleep here.
Yes, sleep is genius.
664
00:30:50,993 --> 00:30:53,426
I could take off my shoes
and start sleeping.
665
00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:56,262
No! You said we would stay up all
night and it hasn't been all night,
666
00:30:56,263 --> 00:30:58,364
so you can't take your shoes off.
But I wanna.
667
00:30:58,365 --> 00:31:00,834
Me too.
Cupcake a.T.M.!
668
00:31:00,835 --> 00:31:04,370
Truly?
Did you say "cupcake a.T.M."?
669
00:31:04,371 --> 00:31:07,407
I read about it.
In Los Angeles there is a pink a.T.M.
670
00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:10,342
And it dispenses all kinds
of cupcakes 24 hours a day.
671
00:31:10,343 --> 00:31:12,444
Who is she?
672
00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:14,847
I have no idea, but I like her.
673
00:31:14,848 --> 00:31:18,918
Problem is we made Mr. tom
Collins go byebye, all empty.
674
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,953
And I may have drunk all the bitters.
675
00:31:20,954 --> 00:31:22,855
I'm sober.
Unpossible.
676
00:31:22,856 --> 00:31:24,656
You matched us drink for drink.
677
00:31:24,657 --> 00:31:26,624
Yes, and then I spit it
back in the bottle.
678
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:29,427
Oh my god!
I'm not a drinker.
679
00:31:29,428 --> 00:31:32,096
Back in the bottle?!
Seriously, that's disgusting.
680
00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:33,731
But it's a good thing 'cause I can drive,
681
00:31:33,732 --> 00:31:35,533
so we can go get a.T.M. Cupcakes, right?
682
00:31:35,534 --> 00:31:37,334
Back in the bottle?
683
00:31:41,773 --> 00:31:43,707
Uhh yeah ha.
684
00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,475
Okay.
685
00:31:47,178 --> 00:31:49,646
Cupcakes!
Whoohoo!
686
00:31:50,982 --> 00:31:53,784
It's 12:15... no, 12:16.
687
00:31:53,785 --> 00:31:56,152
It is?
Yes, I've been yelling that at you
688
00:31:56,153 --> 00:31:59,188
for the past three blocks.
I thought you were saying "run faster."
689
00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:01,557
"12:15" doesn't sound
anything like run faster.
690
00:32:01,558 --> 00:32:03,092
It's blinking red.
Damn it!
691
00:32:03,093 --> 00:32:05,360
Can we turn the alarm off?
From the inside.
692
00:32:05,361 --> 00:32:07,329
Let's do that.
Yeah, Mel, let's do that.
693
00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:09,599
Everyone think real hard and
use all your psychic powers
694
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,533
to turn the alarm off. Are you doing it?
695
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:14,235
Okay? Is it working? No? Really? Shocking.
696
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,771
Sorry.
I knew we'd get caught if we snuck out.
697
00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:18,907
Just lemme figure this out.
698
00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:24,012
Over here!
699
00:32:27,282 --> 00:32:29,382
There.
Yes?
700
00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:31,551
We'll get up there and climb in.
Oh okay,
701
00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:34,387
lemme get my catapult.
If there was a tree to climb maybe.
702
00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:37,224
Or a mountain of arms. We can make a
mountain of arms and climb up that.
703
00:32:37,225 --> 00:32:39,559
The car, you idiots.
We'll climb up the car.
704
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,561
That's never going to work.
Boo, boo.
705
00:32:41,562 --> 00:32:42,796
Okay.
706
00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:52,038
C'mon...
Yeah, talk to the window, that will help.
707
00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:54,707
You know what? I'm trying to save us
all from lectures and groundings,
708
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,142
so you can either help or shut it!
709
00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:03,515
Did you grow in the last 10 seconds?
No, I'm gonna jump.
710
00:33:03,516 --> 00:33:06,618
Oh okay, this I'm gonna
wanna get on video.
711
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,323
Oh my god!
712
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,059
Don't wake my parents up!
713
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,133
I had an idea.
You did.
714
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,502
None of you had ideas.
This is true.
715
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,772
I could...
716
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,476
All righty then.
717
00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:40,355
Do you remember that James Bond movie
where they spraypainted that girl gold
718
00:33:40,381 --> 00:33:43,149
and then she suffocated 'cause
all her pores were clogged?
719
00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:46,686
Yes.
That is going to happen to me, but in reverse.
720
00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:49,289
Frosting is going to clog my pores
721
00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,025
from the inside out. I will stop breathing
722
00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:54,493
and colored sprinkles
will shoot out my nose.
723
00:33:54,494 --> 00:33:56,395
How many did you eat?
Oh my god.
724
00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:59,131
This many.
This many.
725
00:33:59,132 --> 00:34:01,901
Ohhh.
You could always outeat me.
726
00:34:01,902 --> 00:34:05,737
You could always outdance me.
Yeah well, that was then.
727
00:34:05,738 --> 00:34:07,940
Arms.
728
00:34:07,941 --> 00:34:11,943
Frosted arms.
Oh god, please tell me she remembers her dreams.
729
00:34:11,944 --> 00:34:15,046
Look, she kept her heels
on the whole night.
730
00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:19,384
The student surpasses the teacher.
So on the birthday scale?
731
00:34:19,385 --> 00:34:21,786
This one definitely cracked the top 10.
732
00:34:21,787 --> 00:34:25,189
Really? Wow.
Not the top five,
733
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,291
but I think it knocked out the time
734
00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:28,858
that we broke into that temple
735
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,894
and skinnydipped in the mitzvah baths.
736
00:34:30,895 --> 00:34:33,263
So how does it feel getting older?
737
00:34:33,264 --> 00:34:35,498
Fantastic.
738
00:34:35,499 --> 00:34:38,001
I like getting older.
Some women say they don't,
739
00:34:38,002 --> 00:34:41,405
but me, I feel like
every time a part of me sags
740
00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:43,705
lower to the ground,
an angel gets its wings.
741
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,909
It's nice you're still drunk.
I think it's the bitters.
742
00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:49,611
Oh, last one.
Split it.
743
00:34:49,612 --> 00:34:52,281
Mmm, 60/40?
Fine.
744
00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:57,886
A cupcake a.T.M.
A 24hour cupcake a.T.M.
745
00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,488
What a country.
746
00:35:03,592 --> 00:35:06,394
Mmm.
747
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,496
It's sweet.
Mmm.
748
00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:10,765
It's supposed to be sweet. It's a cupcake.
749
00:35:10,766 --> 00:35:12,633
No. I mean this.
What?
750
00:35:12,634 --> 00:35:15,702
This place, this town, your pad.
751
00:35:15,703 --> 00:35:18,339
You have a gazebo.
Fanny has a gazebo.
752
00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:19,940
Your ass is sitting in it right now.
753
00:35:19,941 --> 00:35:22,909
True, very true.
I love it here.
754
00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:24,511
You do?
Don't you?
755
00:35:24,512 --> 00:35:28,315
You know, this was supposed to
be a whole different thing here.
756
00:35:28,316 --> 00:35:30,549
This was supposed to be
a whole different life.
757
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:33,219
I was supposed to be married... a Sadie.
758
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:36,189
I was supposed to have a husband
759
00:35:36,190 --> 00:35:38,624
and we were supposed to...
To what?
760
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,961
I don't know... be really happy.
761
00:35:41,962 --> 00:35:43,863
Now I don't know what the plan is.
762
00:35:43,864 --> 00:35:46,764
You can't be really happy here
without being a Sadie?
763
00:35:49,202 --> 00:35:52,237
So next year...
Uhhuh, mmhmm.
764
00:35:52,238 --> 00:35:55,974
For my birthday...
I promise I will be more prepared.
765
00:35:55,975 --> 00:35:57,742
I'll do some planning.
Okay.
766
00:35:57,743 --> 00:36:00,078
I'll check out what's
going on in the other towns.
767
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:02,946
Is there more to solvang than windmills?
There's not.
768
00:36:02,947 --> 00:36:06,550
I'll check out carmel, scope out
the night life in los olivos,
769
00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:09,487
see what the kids are
up to in carpinteria.
770
00:36:09,488 --> 00:36:12,689
And I'll see if I can't liven this
place up a little bit before then.
771
00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:14,825
If anybody can...
772
00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:25,735
Three more minutes.
773
00:36:27,371 --> 00:36:29,839
Boy, those two can sleep in
any position, can't they?
774
00:36:30,908 --> 00:36:32,108
Boo?
775
00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:33,809
Oh jeez.
Hey!
776
00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:35,210
Pathetic.
No, don't!
777
00:36:35,211 --> 00:36:37,779
Forget him, boo.
You'll meet someone else just as dumb,
778
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,115
driving just as crappy a car any day now.
779
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:42,884
I was supposed to text that to him.
And then what?
780
00:36:42,885 --> 00:36:46,055
And then he would thank me.
And after he thanks you
781
00:36:46,056 --> 00:36:48,490
for texting him some other
girl's number, then what?
782
00:36:48,491 --> 00:36:51,059
I just like him.
783
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:52,893
I know.
784
00:36:52,894 --> 00:36:55,696
You're probably right though.
785
00:36:55,697 --> 00:36:57,831
I know.
786
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,670
Look one more time and the hand goes too.
787
00:37:08,842 --> 00:37:12,112
So I got my letter today...
788
00:37:12,113 --> 00:37:14,314
From the joffrey.
789
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:17,584
The official invitation.
Oh.
790
00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:19,486
Yeah.
791
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,088
Well, you knew that was coming.
792
00:37:22,089 --> 00:37:24,356
It wasn't 100%.
793
00:37:24,357 --> 00:37:26,825
So are you going to go?
794
00:37:26,826 --> 00:37:29,695
I'm certainly not going to
stick around here all summer.
795
00:37:29,696 --> 00:37:32,664
What did your parents say?
I'll tell them when I get back.
796
00:37:32,665 --> 00:37:35,134
Sasha.
Look, they won't even notice I'm gone.
797
00:37:35,135 --> 00:37:37,803
Trust me.
You can't just up and leave.
798
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:40,371
I'll leave a note on the throw pillows.
799
00:37:40,372 --> 00:37:42,107
But...
It's time.
800
00:37:42,108 --> 00:37:44,309
C'mon! Let's move it!
801
00:38:23,913 --> 00:38:25,814
Dad?
Huh?
802
00:38:31,621 --> 00:38:34,289
I stayed out all night
and wrecked mom's car.
803
00:38:35,924 --> 00:38:37,526
Good night.
804
00:39:21,133 --> 00:39:23,101
♪ Istanbul was constantinople ♪
805
00:39:23,102 --> 00:39:25,204
♪ Now it's Istanbul, not constantinople ♪
806
00:39:25,205 --> 00:39:27,406
♪ Been a long time gone, constantinople ♪
807
00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,708
♪ Now it's turkish delight
on a moonlit night ♪
808
00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:31,375
♪ Every gal in constantinople ♪
809
00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:33,977
♪ Lives in Istanbul, not constantinople ♪
810
00:39:33,978 --> 00:39:36,046
♪ So if you've a date in constantinople ♪
811
00:39:36,047 --> 00:39:37,881
♪ She'll be waiting in Istanbul ♪
812
00:39:37,882 --> 00:39:42,152
♪ Even old New York
was once new Amsterdam ♪
813
00:39:42,153 --> 00:39:44,455
♪ Why they changed it I can't say ♪
814
00:39:44,456 --> 00:39:46,756
♪ People just liked it better that way ♪
815
00:39:46,757 --> 00:39:48,825
♪ So take me back to constantinople ♪
816
00:39:48,826 --> 00:39:50,793
♪ No, you can't go back
to constantinople ♪
817
00:39:50,794 --> 00:39:52,795
♪ Been a long time gone, constantinople ♪
818
00:39:52,796 --> 00:39:55,064
♪ Why did constantinople get the works? ♪
819
00:39:55,065 --> 00:39:57,334
♪ That's nobody's business but the turks ♪
820
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,642
♪ Istanbul ♪
♪ Istanbul ♪
821
00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,934
♪ So take me back to constantinople ♪
822
00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:36,069
♪ No, you can't go back
to constantinople ♪
823
00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:38,104
♪ Been a long time gone, constantinople ♪
824
00:40:38,105 --> 00:40:40,240
♪ Why did constantinople get the works? ♪
825
00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:43,309
♪ That's nobody's business but the turks ♪
826
00:40:45,245 --> 00:40:48,147
♪ Istanbul! ♪
827
00:40:49,172 --> 00:40:57,172
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