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Previously on "bunheads:"
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Michelle, prince charming
here for you again.
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What?
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Oh, come on!
He's sweet and harmless.
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Every time he comes to town he brings
you things and buys you dinner.
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Marry me.
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Well. This is it.
Our home.
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Oh, I could stay here forever.
That's the plan.
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Who's this?
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Mom!
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Yes, mom!
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Hubbell was in a car accident last night.
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Madame Fanny's hubbell?
Yep.
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Bad?
Yep.
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And...?
He's...
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What? He's what?
You know.
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I don't know.
Oh my god, he's dead?
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Paperwork?
Just some signatures.
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Signature for what?
For the will transfer.
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I thought he told you.
He called me on the way back from Vegas.
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He left everything to you.
Homeless?
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You're not homeless.
Talk about the fact that I'm jobless?
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You're not jobless!
As of today, you own the ballet school.
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No, you own the school.
I just own the building
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and the land the school
is sitting on.
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Are you leaving?
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I don't know.
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This is your home, Fanny.
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You are gonna live here
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and I'm going to move
into the guest house.
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Oh my.
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There's something in my bed.
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What? Speak up.
I can't hear you.
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There's something in my bed.
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Oh. Well, just give him
some cab fare
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and change the locks.
It's not a man.
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It's a thing.
A thing?
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A nature thing.
Like a Tsunami?
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No, like a pointy,
furry, longtailed thing
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with little handclaws.
Like a rat?
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Oh my god, is it a rat?
I don't know what it is.
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I'm asking you if it's a rat.
I hate rats.
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Just get out of bed.
I can't. I can't move.
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Michelle.
I'm paralyzed with rat fear.
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Just take a picture.
For posterity?!
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Take a picture of the thing
with your cellphone
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and send it to me
so I can see what it is
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and end this conversation.
Oh. Ooo... okay, that's a good idea.
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Should I say "cheese"?
Now you're making jokes?
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Sorry, I toured with
David brenner for a year.
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Okay.
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Ugh.
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Okay, I just sent it to you.
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It's not a rat.
Oh good.
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It's a possum...
Oh.
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Which is basically
a really big rat.
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Okay, have you ever worked
at a crisis hotline before?
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'Cause you got mad people skills.
It won't hurt you.
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They only attack
if they're in heat.
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Or is that bears?
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I don't know.
I'm not Jack Hanna.
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Grab a frying pan
and bang it on the head.
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Okay, first of all,
I don't cook.
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And second of all, I'm not
banging it on its head,
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'cause if I do and his giant
rat friends get wind of it,
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they'll start circulating giant rat
wanted posters with my face on 'em,
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and I could wake up one morning
and find myself surrounded
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by a giant rat posse.
Come save me.
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I'm hanging up now.
To come save me?
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Yes, I'll be right there.
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She's not coming to save me.
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Ah! Ah.
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Bunheads 1x05 money for nothing
original air date July 16, 2012
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sync & corrections by Alice
www.Addic7ed.Com
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fallon meats, 724.
724.
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Box 1.
Fritzy's cleaners, 162.
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162.
It moved and I fled.
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Box 2.
Do you have any peanut butter?
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Handyman, 88.14.
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We need a cheaper handyman
I was thinking
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if I put some peanut butter
on some crackers
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and then stick it
just outside the front door,
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I could coax him out and have
a place to live again.
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Stationary store...
You don't have any peanut butter.
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99.75.
Or crackers.
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No, wait... 76.
Or food.
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No. 75.
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I'm sorry.
Is that a five or a six?
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It's a three.
Oh. 99.73.
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You think a possum
would like powdered yeast?
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What are you doing in my kitchen?
I told you.
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Ooh, nuts. Do they like nuts?
Who?
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Michelle has a visitor in her bedroom.
Already?
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It's a possum.
He's in my bed.
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Oh. Oh, that's horrifying.
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It is horrifying.
You know, truly,
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I can't go back in there
until he's gone.
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Maybe I could bunk with you tonight?
What do you say?
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We could practice
kissing our pillows,
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pull a "fast times at Richmond high"
with some carrot sticks.
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I never know what
you're talking about.
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Neither does she.
Hey, what's going on?
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It's paying season.
What's paying season?
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Twice a year, truly and I
go through my bills,
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add up what's owed,
sort out who gets what,
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balance the books,
write the checks
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and settle all my business accounts.
I'm sorry. Clarify:
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You only pay
your bills twice a year?
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That's the way
we do it in paradise.
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Everyone has a paying season,
don't they, truly?
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Uhhuh. Mine is when
the bills come in,
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but Fanny's system
works great too.
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I divide all my bills
into four hatboxes.
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Box ♪1 is for people who have
to get paid, like electric.
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You only pay your
electric bill twice a year?
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Well, I've known Fred forever.
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Box ♪2 is for people
who should get paid.
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They've earned it,
they've waited,
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so they get first shot
after people in box ♪1,
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the ones that have to get paid.
Huh.
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Now box ♪3 is for people
who might get paid.
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Maybe they were too aggressive in their
billing practices or rude to deal with.
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Whatever the reason,
they need to wait
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until the other accounts
are settled,
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and then if there's anything left
over, we'll see what we can do.
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Now this last box...
We're not sure what's in here.
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There are a lot of things
that might be receipts
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or they might be trash,
but we're keeping them
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in case we get audited.
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Every day in your house is like
a Kristen wiig film festival.
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Go away now.
We're busy.
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Okay fine,
but I'm taking the nuts.
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These nuts.
You two can stay where you are.
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Twotops shall
remain twotops.
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Fourtops shall remain
fourtops.
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No two at a four,
no four at a two...
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Mainly 'cause
there aren't enough chairs.
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Did you get that joke?
Got it.
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Good. Now most places tell their
employees they must wash their hands
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every time they use
the bathroom. Not me.
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I'm more of an every20minutes
guy myself. See this?
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Ouch.
Yup, chapped raw. Bleed at night.
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And that's not from plowing
fields, my friend.
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You know what that's from?
Frequent hand washing.
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Frequent hand washing.
Exactly.
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Now I can't vouch for the guys
back there in the kitchen,
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but up here I promise you can
eat right off our hands.
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Or with them.
I'll handle the jokes for now.
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Sorry.
Listen, wipe that table, will you?
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I don't wipe tables now
that I'm a senior manager.
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Now each table is named after
a college I want to go to.
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The bigger the table, the more
I want to go to that college.
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Amherst.
This is Berkeley.
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You see that table
over there? Table six?
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Seats eight. Harvard.
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I really want to go to Harvard.
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Groups of three, my section.
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Be right with you guys.
Groups of two, your section;
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unless it looks like
they're on their first date,
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then that's gonna be my section.
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Any group of kids that look
like they're coming in
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to share a plate of fries...
Your section.
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Anyone with yoga pants...
Your section.
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Any women coming in
with shopping bags
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and look like they're settling
in for the afternoon
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to have some drinks,
complain about their husbands...
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Your section.
You're learning.
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Now part of your job...
The dumpster jump.
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I'm sorry. What?
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If the trash is up too high,
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the top won't close and the
garbage truck won't pick it up,
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so someone has to go inside
and squash the trash,
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which is best accomplished
by a repetitive jumping motion.
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Up and down.
You want me to get in the dumpster?
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No, I don't want you to.
It's just part of the job.
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Now?
Yeah.
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Oh. Okay.
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Could you...
What if I'm not here?
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What if I'm off at Harvard?
What then?
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Right.
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Good. Now jump.
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Yeah. No,
give it some oomph.
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More oomph. Come on.
You're a dancer, right?
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Just give it some height.
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Yeah, there you go.
Ah.
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So do you have a boyfriend?
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Ooh, so cute. Aids?
Whales.
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Nice.
Yeah, "save the whales."
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It's my cause, my thing.
It defines me.
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So you're showing your
support for the environment
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by wearing synthetic rubber
bands made from petroleum...
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A valuable natural resource
that you're wasting...
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To make a statement?
Well, they're pink.
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What's that smell?
I know, all of a sudden it totally stinks.
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Are there horses on the property?
No, it's not that.
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Did the septic tank back up?
No, it's more of a smell
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like when my mom makes chili.
Oh, you're right.
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It smells like a super bowl party.
But an old super bowl party
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from like the first super bowl and it's all
covered in burnt microwave popcorn.
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I took four showers, okay?
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It won't come out.
Oh my god, it's you?
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Yes, it's me. It's me.
The smell is me.
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But what happened?
I got a job at the oyster bar.
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People have to work.
The economy is bad.
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Watch the news.
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I'll go change downwind.
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Oh god.
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Hey.
God!
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What's going on in there?
I...
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Wait...
Sorry, manners.
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Sal russano, proprietor of
the local dancewear store...
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"sal's dancy pants." Nice to meet you.
Nice to...
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I'm aware that Fanny's
paying season starts today,
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and I just wanna know
what box I'm in...
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Oh.
Because for the last three years I've been
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in the mightgetpaid box.
As it turns out, I never got paid.
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Well, to be fair, you were
in the mightgetpaid box.
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I'm just saying if I get put into
the mightgetpaid box again,
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I have to be paid.
Then you'll be in the havetogetpaid box.
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Look, I don't care
how the system works.
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I want my money.
I have expenses.
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And I swear to god
if I don't get paid this year,
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something's gonna happen.
You hear me? You tell Fanny
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if I wind up in the wrong box,
I'm gonna come down there
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and I'm gonna rip the toe shoes
right off those little girls.
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Wow.
Midjete, they're coming off.
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Okay, will do.
I'll tell her right after I call 911.
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You're a dancer.
What?
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You look like a dancer from the back.
Uh, yeah, I am.
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I can always tell by the tush.
Dancers have a very specific tush,
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and different kinds of dancers
have different kinds of tushes.
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Really?
Oh yeah, tap dancer's tush is always higher,
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'cause they keep jumping
up and down all the time.
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Ballet dancers have
a nice centered tush.
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Fosse's got
a very contoured tush...
236
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:53,231
A lot of side indentation.
237
00:10:53,265 --> 00:10:57,869
But you... you have
a sort of multitush.
238
00:10:57,903 --> 00:11:01,005
I see some ballet, a little tap,
239
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:05,777
maybe some modern.
That's a good trained tush.
240
00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:07,979
Thank you.
What are you gonna do with that tush?
241
00:11:08,013 --> 00:11:10,081
Rent it out for functions?
You live here now.
242
00:11:10,115 --> 00:11:11,849
Yes.
No dance companies here.
243
00:11:11,884 --> 00:11:13,851
I know.
No Broadway, no regional.
244
00:11:13,886 --> 00:11:16,154
We had "stomp" here once, but
that's a very specific thing.
245
00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:18,056
Ever dance
with a trashcan cover?
246
00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:20,858
No.
Well, then unless that tush can type,
247
00:11:20,893 --> 00:11:22,927
you should be dancing.
I never said I wasn't.
248
00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:24,829
You're not gonna have
that tush forever.
249
00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:26,130
Can we talk about
my knees for a while?
250
00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:30,101
Oh, and I sense some frustration
with this topic of conversation.
251
00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:32,170
Do ya?
I'm done.
252
00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:34,105
But just remember...
253
00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:36,874
A tush is
a terrible thing to waste.
254
00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:39,811
Come by the store.
255
00:11:39,845 --> 00:11:41,813
First time, 50% off.
256
00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:43,948
Thanks.
Sure.
257
00:11:43,982 --> 00:11:46,918
Remember to tel Fanny.
Midjete,
258
00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:48,219
shoes ripped off.
Got it.
259
00:11:50,222 --> 00:11:52,824
Fanny, there's an assman
in your bushes
260
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,258
who wants to know
what box he's in.
261
00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:56,060
Could that sound any dirtier?
262
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:01,833
I found your phone bill.
263
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:03,868
I can't reach it.
Is it important?
264
00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:05,770
It's all important.
They're bills.
265
00:12:05,804 --> 00:12:08,005
I told you we should start
putting this all on a computer.
266
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,908
Oh, so now this is my fault?
Who opened the door?
267
00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:13,244
It's hot and you won't
put on the air conditioning!
268
00:12:13,278 --> 00:12:16,781
Oh! Oh, grab 'em!
269
00:12:16,815 --> 00:12:19,884
Oh! Oh, for god's sake.
270
00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:21,953
Half of march is behind the TV.
271
00:12:21,987 --> 00:12:24,789
I'm starting to wonder how you
ever made a profit at sparkles.
272
00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:27,091
I have a computer at sparkles.
273
00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:28,192
Calm down, I'll help.
274
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,094
Just remind me
what goes in which hatbox
275
00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:32,897
and we'll have this system up
and not working in no time.
276
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:34,866
What time is it?
Please say time for your meds.
277
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,380
I have to go.
I have a class to teach.
278
00:12:37,202 --> 00:12:38,970
What?
Yov can't just leave.
279
00:12:39,004 --> 00:12:41,139
Truly can handle this.
The place is a wreck.
280
00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:43,875
She's fine.
You're fine.
281
00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:46,210
See? She's fine.
She's not fine!
282
00:12:47,045 --> 00:12:49,213
Look at her eyes. She's the girl who hides
283
00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:51,249
the chicken under her bed
in "girl, interrupted."
284
00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:55,119
There's too many.
There's too many!
285
00:12:55,154 --> 00:12:59,123
Oh, to stay, to go?
To stay, to go... gotta go.
286
00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:03,795
Yo, flowers,
these are your finances.
287
00:13:03,829 --> 00:13:05,129
You need to start
taking things seriously.
288
00:13:05,164 --> 00:13:07,198
Since when do you have
such business acumen?
289
00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:10,067
Since some guy named sal
threatened to rip the toe shoes
290
00:13:10,102 --> 00:13:11,903
off your students
if he doesn't get paid.
291
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:14,205
Sal's not gonna do that.
Sal's niece is in my class.
292
00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:16,941
Sal's a pussycat.
Well, pussycat's mad.
293
00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:18,810
In fact, half this town is mad.
294
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,812
Gilda at the minimart
won't sell me a slushee
295
00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,980
till she finds out if she's
a must, a might or a maybe.
296
00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,249
Just pay people, Fanny.
It'll all get sorted out.
297
00:13:25,284 --> 00:13:28,019
Fanny, how much do you owe?
That's what I'm figuring out.
298
00:13:28,053 --> 00:13:30,121
How much in your account?
Before or after?
299
00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:33,191
Before or after what?
Before or after I pay some of the people I owe.
300
00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:35,827
Or all the people you owe.
That's not gonna happen.
301
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:37,862
That's why I have hat boxes.
Okay, that's it.
302
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:40,164
I'm going to go in there right now and
I'm going to find an accountant...
303
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:44,068
A real one with a desk and a
degree who you can't make cry.
304
00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:46,103
Oh, truly cries
over cloud cover.
305
00:13:46,138 --> 00:13:48,105
You have to ignore her.
Go teach, Fanny.
306
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,975
I got this.
I'm not going to an accountant.
307
00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,977
I'm not giving up my hatboxes.
308
00:13:55,809 --> 00:13:58,289
So the parents say it's cool
you guys come over Saturday night.
309
00:13:58,509 --> 00:13:59,777
I'm there.
Ginny?
310
00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:02,277
Sounds great.
Just let me check with my mom.
311
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,777
Ginny...
312
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,935
We all know that's not your mom.
313
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:09,038
Yes, it is. There's a red heart
emoticon next to "hiya."
314
00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:12,007
Seriously? You have to check
everything with Josh?
315
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:14,310
Not everything.
Everything. Every single damn thing.
316
00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:16,279
Well, Saturday is
a big day for us, okay?
317
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,449
We have to do chores, pick up
potting soil for my mom's shed,
318
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,417
get stamps, take grandma
to the button store.
319
00:14:21,452 --> 00:14:25,421
You are 100.
Boo, your table.
320
00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:28,224
Okay, we're good.
We'll do our csis on Sunday.
321
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,393
You guys have been together
since, what, third grade?
322
00:14:30,427 --> 00:14:32,228
Second...
Miss marsh's class.
323
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,497
First day he sat next to me
and by lunch that was it.
324
00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:36,432
We were soulmates.
In second grade?
325
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,401
So what if I found my soulmate
in the second grade?
326
00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:40,336
It's romantic.
And convenient.
327
00:14:40,371 --> 00:14:42,505
Very practical.
One less thing for me to worry about.
328
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:44,507
It's so weird.
You like Josh.
329
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,309
I do like Josh.
It's still weird.
330
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,611
Yeah, who sticks with a decision
they made in the second grade?
331
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:51,214
I can't even stick with
decisions I made yesterday.
332
00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:53,349
Isn't that my shirt?
You gave it to me.
333
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:54,651
I want it back. See?
334
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,387
All right, let's hear it.
Hear what?
335
00:14:57,421 --> 00:15:00,490
Yes, the jeans have pleats and I'm
wearing a button the size of my head.
336
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,293
We're just here to be supportive.
Yeah, and as pleats go,
337
00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,261
they're not that pleaty.
338
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:07,263
Mmhmm.
Seriously, boo,
339
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:08,498
it's not that big a deal.
You look fine.
340
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,500
Plus the whole place smells
like rancid onions, anyway,
341
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,336
so you totally blend in.
Uh, thanks.
342
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,172
You're welcome.
Now that that's behind us,
343
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,608
let's talk.
This little job of yours...
344
00:15:18,642 --> 00:15:20,543
What's in it for us?
Meaning?
345
00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:23,279
We are young women with no
monetary stability at the moment
346
00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:25,448
and yet are so so hungry.
347
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,483
Alyssa Milano cries
when she sees us.
348
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:29,619
I can probably
sneak you guys some fries.
349
00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:32,188
Onion rings?
Jeff counts the rings in the back.
350
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,424
What about the mozzarella sticks?
Possibility.
351
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,160
What about the clams?
You so do not want the clams.
352
00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:39,562
How's this? Fries, breadsticks and
hide some chicken strips in there.
353
00:15:39,596 --> 00:15:42,565
No chicken for me.
We're vegetarians now.
354
00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:45,535
"We"?
Yes, me and Josh... we're vegetarians.
355
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,537
Since when?
Since Josh's cholesterol went up.
356
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,505
Wait, Josh has high cholesterol?
357
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,607
He's 15.
It's not high high,
358
00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:54,377
but it ticked up slightly and he
does have a family history of it.
359
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,446
My mistake.
You're 200.
360
00:15:59,616 --> 00:16:02,318
Oh my god.
361
00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:04,520
Whoa!
362
00:16:04,555 --> 00:16:07,323
No way. Boo, when did godot
get back from Costa Rica?
363
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:08,591
Yesterday.
And you didn't tell us?
364
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,627
I didn't know I was supposed to.
365
00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:12,421
Oh, he's even cuter
than last year, isn't he?
366
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,864
Way cuter.
Ginny, look.
367
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,699
No thanks.
Oh, come on.
368
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,868
Just 'cause you have a boyfriend,
you can't even look at a cute guy?
369
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,670
That has nothing to do with it.
I don't think he's that cute.
370
00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,672
You are the worst liar
in the world.
371
00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,674
Must be nice to having
your parents own a restaurant
372
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,509
so you can just come
and go whenever you want.
373
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,544
For god's sake, Ginny.
What?
374
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:30,313
I mean, what's there
to look at, anyway?
375
00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,181
He's probably just standing
there with his shirt off.
376
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:35,318
Is his shirt off?
Yeah.
377
00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:43,459
His shirt is off.
That's a god. He's a god.
378
00:16:43,494 --> 00:16:45,328
Nobody tell Josh I just saw god.
379
00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:46,629
But I thought you
and Josh were soulmates.
380
00:16:46,663 --> 00:16:48,498
I met him in the second grade.
How the hell am I supposed
381
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:50,366
to know if Josh is my soulmate,
for Christmas's sake?
382
00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:53,436
Girls, I hate to interrupt this
installment of occupy oyster bar,
383
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,571
but, boo...
384
00:16:55,606 --> 00:16:59,409
What's he snapping about?
You don't want to know.
385
00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:06,582
Although the bookkeeping
is unconventional,
386
00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:09,318
there's enough raw data to allow me
to analyze the capital allowances.
387
00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:12,422
Now if I could just find
the b2c debits or the b3cs.
388
00:17:12,456 --> 00:17:14,290
Hey. You made me come here.
389
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,459
Sorry, I'm back.
Continue with the...
390
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,594
Okay, now as for the allimportant
capital expenditures,
391
00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:21,164
I've broken it into two parts.
We can't ignore
392
00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:23,438
the significance of these
expenditures on the net losses.
393
00:17:25,302 --> 00:17:27,370
Very classy.
Don't you agree?
394
00:17:27,404 --> 00:17:29,539
I'm sorry.
Am I talking too fast for you?
395
00:17:29,573 --> 00:17:32,308
No, not at all.
If anything I wish he'd talk faster.
396
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,477
I mean, I'm just so bored.
Aren't you bored?
397
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,380
I haven't understood a word he
said since, "hi, my name is Bob."
398
00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,315
Eric.
My name is Eric.
399
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,218
Oh.
Okay.
400
00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:44,153
Let's just cut to the chase.
401
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,322
I've gone through everything
402
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,292
and your problem isn't just this
ludicrous organizational system.
403
00:17:49,326 --> 00:17:51,194
Your problem is income.
Meaning?
404
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:54,163
You need some.
I mean, have you two sat down
405
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,078
and thought about how
all this is going to work?
406
00:17:57,434 --> 00:17:59,235
Okay, let's start with Michelle.
407
00:17:59,269 --> 00:18:00,403
Wait, how did
I get into trouble?
408
00:18:00,437 --> 00:18:02,338
Your husband left you property,
409
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:05,475
two cars... one that
works... two small c.D.S,
410
00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:07,577
a bank account that
if you manage very very wisely
411
00:18:07,611 --> 00:18:09,479
will keep everything
going for a while,
412
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:12,281
but not forever.
You need some income.
413
00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:13,516
The ballet school helps, right?
414
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,351
It would if they
had any students.
415
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,286
Whoa, what are
you talking about?
416
00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:19,589
That place is lousy with students.
Her classes are packed.
417
00:18:19,623 --> 00:18:22,258
Sorry... Paying students,
418
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:25,194
and according to these records,
most of the students do not pay.
419
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,497
They don't?
Is he right about this, Fanny?
420
00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:30,566
I guess so. I'm assuming you
got us a decent accountant.
421
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:32,301
I'm sorry.
Why don't they all pay?
422
00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:34,270
Well, there are scholarships.
423
00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:36,339
How many scholarships?
I don't know exactly.
424
00:18:36,373 --> 00:18:38,574
How many kids in the school?
75.
425
00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:40,576
And how many students pay?
Nine.
426
00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,478
Nine?!
Nine.
427
00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:45,281
Nine? Nine?
You sound like a German.
428
00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:47,250
Nine?
Are we done here?
429
00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:49,385
Nine?
Come on.
430
00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:53,189
Nine!
Say auf wiedersehen
431
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:55,491
to the nice accountant man.
Nine?
432
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,194
Nine?
433
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:05,481
Fanny.
434
00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:07,216
Fanny!
435
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:12,521
Fanny.
Ow! Ow!
436
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:14,323
I'm sorry,
but the whole way home
437
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:16,258
you were listening to...
Really?
438
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:19,228
I'm gonna make some tea.
You weren't listening to anything.
439
00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:22,130
There's no music on this.
I haven't had a chance to fill it yet.
440
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:25,234
The entire car ride you sat
there listening to nothing
441
00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:27,302
like you're 15
and no one asked you to prom.
442
00:19:27,337 --> 00:19:28,570
I wasn't in the mood
for a lecture.
443
00:19:28,605 --> 00:19:30,305
We need to talk about this.
444
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,107
And I'm still not in the mood.
445
00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:34,476
Look, as far as I can tell,
the woo twins are
446
00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:37,112
the only family
regularly paying for lessons.
447
00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:39,248
I'm an artist, okay?
448
00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:41,250
I don't think about money.
449
00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:44,286
I'm here to create art
and to create other artists.
450
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,289
Any child who wants to dance
should be able to dance, period.
451
00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:50,492
I respect that, I do, but given
the fact that hardly anyone pays,
452
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:52,528
they're technically
not dancers, they're squatters.
453
00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:55,397
Squatters who dance...
Sound very pina bausch.
454
00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:57,599
You must like her...
She's German too.
455
00:19:57,634 --> 00:20:01,203
You're in the business of teaching
and should be paid for it.
456
00:20:01,237 --> 00:20:03,171
That's kind of how the whole
capitalist thing works.
457
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,140
Well, how about
a girl like Sarah?
458
00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:06,608
Sarah's father lost
his job last month.
459
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,544
If Sarah stops going to classes,
460
00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:11,480
she moves straight to crack.
Really? Crack?
461
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,549
There's nothing between
toe shoes and crack?
462
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,351
Not even a grateful dead album?
It's my business.
463
00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:19,454
I know, but it's our
place, our home,
464
00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,423
and we need
to be able to pay for it.
465
00:20:21,457 --> 00:20:23,525
The dance studio simply
can't survive like it is.
466
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,395
Hubbell's not around
to save the day any more.
467
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,567
For either of us.
468
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:34,436
So we need to start
thinking outside the box.
469
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:37,539
How about we add
some more classes? What about tap?
470
00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:40,542
I don't know.
It's so loud when they tap around.
471
00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:42,644
It's tap.
No tap.
472
00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:45,581
Okay, fine. Then how about
some nondance classes,
473
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,216
like zumba or toddler classes?
474
00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:49,551
People love to spend
money on toddlers.
475
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:52,554
Or dogs. You could teach one
of those dancing dog classes,
476
00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:55,524
like on "letterman" where people
ballroom dance with their dalmatians?
477
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,626
I just lost the mature
person's upper hand, didn't I?
478
00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:01,163
Big time.
Okay, fine. No dogs. But the other idea...
479
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,364
The one about
the more classes...
480
00:21:02,398 --> 00:21:03,498
That should be a start, right?
481
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,534
Sure, I'll just add
some baby classes...
482
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,502
Good.
And some tap classes
483
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,272
and some zumba classes
and some jazzercise
484
00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:12,507
and dancing with the oldies.
And I'll do all of this
485
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,543
because I have so much
spare time and energy
486
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,612
after teaching
30 classes a week.
487
00:21:17,646 --> 00:21:19,281
Unless you were thinking
of helping out.
488
00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:21,249
Me?
You could teach.
489
00:21:21,284 --> 00:21:23,251
Me? Teach?
No no no no no.
490
00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:25,596
Why not?
No no no no. I don't teach.
491
00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:27,556
Oh, I see.
492
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,258
So your plan was to drag me
to the accountant
493
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,227
to show me how much
money we don't have
494
00:21:32,261 --> 00:21:34,229
and then do absolutely
nothing about it.
495
00:21:34,263 --> 00:21:36,365
You want me to do
something about it?
496
00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:38,367
I will. I'll get
your students to pay.
497
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:41,303
What?
You don't want to ask them, I will.
498
00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:43,538
I can be the bad cop.
You don't believe me?
499
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:45,340
Ask Tia zeleno.
500
00:21:45,341 --> 00:21:48,176
Tia and I were working together
on the Celine Dion show
501
00:21:48,211 --> 00:21:51,146
and she owed me $50.
Every week she said she didn't have it.
502
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:53,415
She had all these excuses
as to why she couldn't get it.
503
00:21:53,449 --> 00:21:55,489
She sprained an ankle, rent,
kidney, blah blah blah.
504
00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:57,519
I wound up having to steal
her shoes and key her car,
505
00:21:57,553 --> 00:21:59,121
but that was
a whole boyfriend thing.
506
00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:00,555
Anyhow guess who got
her 50 bucks back?
507
00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:03,158
And boom!
That's how it's done!
508
00:22:03,192 --> 00:22:04,426
So what do you think?
509
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,329
I think you'd be
a very good teacher.
510
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:10,465
Sorry, I can't hear you
over the music.
511
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,135
Michelle...
Ooh, it's a good song.
512
00:22:17,013 --> 00:22:18,712
Do you see him?
No, do you?
513
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,581
Shh, not so loud.
Sorry.
514
00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,716
I'm sorry.
Sit.
515
00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:25,386
Act casual.
516
00:22:26,488 --> 00:22:28,455
So how do I look?
517
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,324
Good. How do I look?
Good.
518
00:22:30,358 --> 00:22:32,393
Not as good as me, but good.
Thanks.
519
00:22:32,427 --> 00:22:34,628
Sure.
Will you two please stop acting so obvious?
520
00:22:36,697 --> 00:22:37,731
What happened
to having a boyfriend?
521
00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:39,633
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
522
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:41,602
I am just here
to hang out with you guys.
523
00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:43,504
In that?
What?
524
00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:46,473
Oh this? I'm seeing Josh later.
This is for Josh.
525
00:22:46,508 --> 00:22:48,642
This is all for Josh.
526
00:22:48,677 --> 00:22:50,611
Except for he only gets
to touch 20% of it.
527
00:22:50,645 --> 00:22:52,813
Pshaw.
Hey, ladies.
528
00:22:52,847 --> 00:22:54,815
It's him, 3:00.
529
00:22:55,349 --> 00:22:57,718
Oh, he's taller and
betterlooking than yesterday.
530
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,822
Bastard!
I'm just happy he's finally wearing a shirt.
531
00:23:01,856 --> 00:23:03,190
So what's the plan?
532
00:23:03,224 --> 00:23:05,959
Yeah, what are we going to do
besides sit here and stare at him?
533
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:09,196
Which, by the way, is exactly what that
table over there is already doing.
534
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,265
Welcome to the oyster bar.
535
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:15,869
Here are your French fries that
you ordered before coming in.
536
00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:18,071
Now I'm going to tell you
about today's specials.
537
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,806
Boo, you don't need to do that.
538
00:23:19,841 --> 00:23:21,842
Would you like me to start
with the appetizers first?
539
00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:24,177
Not really.
We can't even afford the free fries.
540
00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:27,247
My manager's watching, so I am
going to act like you are all
541
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,984
super interested in hearing every
one of today's delicious specials.
542
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:34,121
'Kay?
Today we have shrimp parmesan,
543
00:23:34,155 --> 00:23:37,157
eggplant diablo, clams casino
and blackened mahi mahi.
544
00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:39,126
How about some waters
to go with the fries?
545
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,994
Mmm.
And more ketchup.
546
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,896
Coming right up!
547
00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,967
You done?
I'm good. Thanks, bro.
548
00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:49,002
Okay, we can take
a break from staring.
549
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:51,271
So what? We're gonna sit here,
not staring until he comes over?
550
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,807
'Cause then I'm not sure
what's gonna bring him over.
551
00:23:53,841 --> 00:23:55,175
At least if we do stare,
there's a chance
552
00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:57,177
he'll come over to tell us
not to be so creepy.
553
00:24:03,585 --> 00:24:06,587
I'm just having one of those
days that feels like a lifetime.
554
00:24:06,621 --> 00:24:10,291
Ever have one of those lifetime days filled
with crazy people who don't make any sense?
555
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,492
Uh...
Well...
556
00:24:11,526 --> 00:24:13,694
Now I don't want to badmouth
anyone... like Fanny...
557
00:24:13,728 --> 00:24:16,463
But some people are so crazy...
Like Fanny...
558
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:19,600
That they can't even see that they need to
take responsibility for their actions...
559
00:24:19,634 --> 00:24:22,369
Like Fanny Fanny Fanny
Fanny Fanny, you know?
560
00:24:22,404 --> 00:24:25,372
Why are you hanging out with us?
'Cause you have fries.
561
00:24:25,407 --> 00:24:28,375
And Fanny makes me want fries...
No, need fries.
562
00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:30,377
Believe me, you would be
willing to hang out with kids
563
00:24:30,412 --> 00:24:32,413
15 years younger than you
if you had my life lately.
564
00:24:32,447 --> 00:24:35,482
20 years younger.
Let's say 17 and split the difference.
565
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,785
Mm, these are so good.
566
00:24:41,323 --> 00:24:43,557
Why are you guys all dressed
for a quinceanera?
567
00:24:43,591 --> 00:24:45,726
We're not.
And you smell like oranges.
568
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,562
We have fruit in our bags.
We're dancers, we eat fruit.
569
00:24:48,596 --> 00:24:51,598
Oh, come on, you can tell me,
I just shared.
570
00:24:53,435 --> 00:24:55,402
Wait, what are you looking...
571
00:24:55,437 --> 00:24:57,271
Oh hey, what do you need?
572
00:24:57,305 --> 00:24:58,639
Aha.
Hello, moondoggy!
573
00:24:58,673 --> 00:25:01,375
Would you stop being so obvious?!
Turn around!
574
00:25:01,409 --> 00:25:02,643
Okay.
Who is he?
575
00:25:02,677 --> 00:25:06,513
His name is godot.
So you're all "waiting for godot"?
576
00:25:07,682 --> 00:25:09,483
You're so lucky you have fries.
577
00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:12,286
He's rico and Nina's son.
He's back in town.
578
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,588
He's been gone for months
traveling the world to surf.
579
00:25:14,622 --> 00:25:17,324
And he's gorgeous.
580
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,260
Oh hi, boo.
How did you know it was me?
581
00:25:20,295 --> 00:25:23,530
Uh, you know, you have a distinctive... walk.
Smell.
582
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:27,368
No offense.
I thought I blended in here!
583
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,637
So what's your angle
with this guy?
584
00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:33,273
What are your moves?
We don't really have any.
585
00:25:33,308 --> 00:25:34,508
Oh, so you need me to help?
Cool.
586
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:36,610
Okay, first thing to know
about guys like that
587
00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:40,347
is keep your sentences short.
Don't mention tolstoy or math,
588
00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:43,517
it will just make you sad. Oh, and it really
helps if you have a car and an income,
589
00:25:43,551 --> 00:25:45,486
'cause that guy's got nothin'.
Thanks.
590
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,289
And he never will. No money, no car,
no thoughts of money or a car.
591
00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:52,292
Trust me, if there's a second set of
shorts at home, you've hit the jackpot.
592
00:25:52,327 --> 00:25:55,629
Got it.
Good. Oh, and he won't start showering till he's 30.
593
00:25:55,663 --> 00:25:58,432
Or he's been skunked.
Don't know why. It's a thing.
594
00:25:58,466 --> 00:26:01,268
Young pretty guys like that will
do anything to get out of bathing.
595
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:03,337
Johnny Depp moved to France.
Could you please just go?
596
00:26:03,371 --> 00:26:04,705
Oh right yeah,
I'm cramping your style.
597
00:26:04,739 --> 00:26:06,607
Here, I'm gonna...
I'm just gonna...
598
00:26:07,675 --> 00:26:09,476
All right, surf's up!
Rock on!
599
00:26:09,511 --> 00:26:10,711
Wear sunscreen.
Leave!
600
00:26:17,485 --> 00:26:19,553
This is stupid.
I feel stupid.
601
00:26:19,587 --> 00:26:21,321
You're right.
We should just go.
602
00:26:21,356 --> 00:26:23,457
We can't go.
Well then, what are we gonna do?
603
00:26:23,491 --> 00:26:26,427
'Cause I don't want
to just keep sitting here.
604
00:26:27,662 --> 00:26:29,530
I bet I can get him
to give me a drink.
605
00:26:29,564 --> 00:26:31,732
You can not.
Just watch.
606
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,520
Whoops.
607
00:26:52,554 --> 00:26:54,521
Can't take me anywhere.
608
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,232
What do I want?
609
00:27:09,203 --> 00:27:12,038
Such a good selection here.
610
00:27:12,073 --> 00:27:14,908
The place across the street,
611
00:27:14,942 --> 00:27:18,845
they only have half as many
bottles as this place does,
612
00:27:18,879 --> 00:27:21,881
maybe even fewer bottles at
that other bar I've been to
613
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:25,785
where they have
almost no bottles
614
00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:27,887
on the bottle shelf.
615
00:27:29,957 --> 00:27:33,026
You, however,
have a lot of bottles.
616
00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:41,401
Yep.
617
00:27:43,304 --> 00:27:45,171
So do you like bartending?
618
00:27:48,242 --> 00:27:49,909
Do you want something
from the bar?
619
00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:54,314
Sure, I'll have a, uh, a...
620
00:27:54,348 --> 00:27:57,150
A temple grandin.
621
00:27:57,184 --> 00:27:59,319
A what?
622
00:27:59,353 --> 00:28:02,055
Just a cup of cherries, please.
623
00:28:08,696 --> 00:28:11,498
Good?
Thanks.
624
00:28:23,678 --> 00:28:26,547
Those are cherries.
I know, right?
625
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:27,881
He's a lot of work.
626
00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,066
Ew.
627
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,001
What are you doing?
628
00:28:48,035 --> 00:28:51,237
Dumpster jumping.
For, like, a contest?
629
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:54,040
No.
It's part of my job.
630
00:28:54,075 --> 00:28:56,042
What job?
My job.
631
00:28:56,077 --> 00:29:00,013
So you're like the trashcompactor
girl or something?
632
00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:01,948
Waitress.
633
00:29:01,982 --> 00:29:03,983
Are there customers in there?
634
00:29:04,018 --> 00:29:06,119
No, just trash.
635
00:29:06,153 --> 00:29:08,321
Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm just trying to
636
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:10,323
grasp the whole concept here.
637
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:13,059
Why are you doing that?
638
00:29:13,094 --> 00:29:15,328
Well, Jeff said...
639
00:29:15,362 --> 00:29:17,297
I'm sorry.
Jeff made you do that?
640
00:29:17,331 --> 00:29:19,966
Douche.
No, no douche.
641
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,334
Douchebag. Out.
But...
642
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:24,137
Get out of the trash, senorita.
But Jeff's the senior manager.
643
00:29:24,171 --> 00:29:26,272
There is no senior manager
644
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,374
or junior manager or manager.
645
00:29:28,409 --> 00:29:30,977
The parents aren't
really into labels. Out.
646
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:36,049
Relax, I'll handle Jeff... tell him
Harvard burned down and watch him cry.
647
00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:39,152
He'd cry really hard.
Yeah. You know about table six, right?
648
00:29:39,186 --> 00:29:40,954
Ooh yes.
Oh yeah.
649
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,957
Ooh.
Thanks.
650
00:29:45,259 --> 00:29:47,293
Gnarly.
Oh yeah.
651
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:50,330
There's a lot of sauces in there.
Here, wear this, it's clean.
652
00:29:50,364 --> 00:29:52,966
Really?
Thanks.
653
00:29:55,136 --> 00:29:58,171
Oh my god!
Have you been here all day?
654
00:29:58,205 --> 00:30:01,074
Yes ma'am.
Working?
655
00:30:01,108 --> 00:30:04,277
In the kitchen?
The same kitchen I work in?
656
00:30:04,311 --> 00:30:08,882
Why?
'Cause my shirt smells like hoarders,
657
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,216
but this... this...
658
00:30:10,251 --> 00:30:12,185
Smells like a coconut
snickerdoodle.
659
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,990
Spend a year surfing
crystal waves,
660
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:19,292
hiking up insane mountains
above the Caribbean,
661
00:30:19,326 --> 00:30:22,061
watching dazzling
Costa Rican sunsets...
662
00:30:22,096 --> 00:30:24,964
That will change your smell.
663
00:30:24,999 --> 00:30:26,366
Completely.
Wow.
664
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,136
Well, I should get back to work,
665
00:30:30,171 --> 00:30:33,139
but thanks for the shirt.
It's all just fabric to me.
666
00:30:33,174 --> 00:30:35,041
Bye.
Bye.
667
00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:41,448
Wear dark green tights
with the Daisy,
668
00:30:41,482 --> 00:30:42,716
light green with the tulip.
669
00:30:43,851 --> 00:30:45,786
No trading!
670
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:47,754
They try that every year
and it never works.
671
00:30:47,789 --> 00:30:49,523
Kids.
You said it.
672
00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,758
That's a weeping Willow,
not a peeping Willow, Darla.
673
00:30:51,793 --> 00:30:53,627
Back down where it was.
674
00:30:53,661 --> 00:30:56,897
Make sure all your friends and
family buy their tickets soon.
675
00:30:56,931 --> 00:30:59,733
The spring flower festival
is very popular
676
00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:03,670
and this year we have that flower
that only blooms once a year
677
00:31:03,705 --> 00:31:07,541
and smells terrible,
tickets are going fast.
678
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:09,743
If you need alterations,
679
00:31:09,777 --> 00:31:11,645
take your costumes to sparkles.
680
00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:14,548
Truly is doing
fittings every afternoon
681
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,383
from 4:00 to 6:00.
682
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,585
Now we'll need extra
rehearsal time this week,
683
00:31:18,619 --> 00:31:21,354
so all adagio classes
will be running late.
684
00:31:21,389 --> 00:31:24,658
Extralong classes for the same
price as regular classes?
685
00:31:24,692 --> 00:31:27,527
Wow, what a bargain!
I'll say one thing about balanchine,
686
00:31:27,562 --> 00:31:30,497
he never gave you a break.
Charged eight bucks for a sandwich too.
687
00:31:30,531 --> 00:31:34,401
If you have your costumes and
your instructions, you can go.
688
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,470
Excuse me a sec.
That's my cue.
689
00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:39,773
Okay hello, people, hello hello hello.
A moment please!
690
00:31:39,807 --> 00:31:43,710
Plenty of time later to discuss how adorable
little Timmy's gonna be as a Petunia.
691
00:31:43,745 --> 00:31:46,780
And he is. But right now I have something
else that needs to be discussed.
692
00:31:46,814 --> 00:31:48,648
What are you doing?
Bad cop.
693
00:31:48,683 --> 00:31:50,484
What?
Chiklis.
694
00:31:50,518 --> 00:31:52,619
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye...
695
00:31:52,653 --> 00:31:55,388
Michelle.
How's everybody doing tonight?
696
00:31:55,423 --> 00:31:58,525
Aren't those flower costumes great?
A hand for Fanny.
697
00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:01,461
Does this woman do
a hell of a job or what?
698
00:32:01,496 --> 00:32:05,665
She is da bomb at making sure
your kids don't bomb, am I right?
699
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,469
Please stop.
Okay, so as everyone knows,
700
00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:11,571
the first of the month
is next week.
701
00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:14,307
And you all know what happens
on the first of the month?
702
00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:16,476
Well, in most parts of the
world, payment is due.
703
00:32:16,511 --> 00:32:18,712
That's right.
Now I know in the past
704
00:32:18,746 --> 00:32:22,449
paradise dance academy's policy
on paying has been a little lax,
705
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:24,484
but times, they are a changin'.
706
00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:28,421
So starting now, everyone
needs to pay for lessons.
707
00:32:28,456 --> 00:32:31,391
Costumes like these
don't grow on trees.
708
00:32:31,425 --> 00:32:34,494
Even the tree costumes do not grow
on trees. We are running a business.
709
00:32:34,529 --> 00:32:37,597
You bring your kids here to learn.
You want them to dance?
710
00:32:37,632 --> 00:32:39,499
You want fame?
Well, fame costs.
711
00:32:39,534 --> 00:32:41,635
And right here's where
you start paying.
712
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:44,671
In money! I know you thought
I was going to say "sweat,"
713
00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:47,607
but we don't need sweat, we need money!
You hear me?
714
00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:49,676
The gravy train is over.
715
00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:52,479
The bus of freeloading has
reached its destination.
716
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,548
It's time to get off
and open a purse!
717
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:57,450
Nothing, and I mean
nothing in life is free!
718
00:32:57,485 --> 00:32:59,619
Yes, of course
it's all still free.
719
00:32:59,654 --> 00:33:02,689
What I meant was is, uh,
I'm heavily medicated
720
00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:06,593
and... yes, Fanny was just
as surprised as anybody.
721
00:33:06,627 --> 00:33:10,630
Anyway, so I'm really sorry
that I made little Lucy cry
722
00:33:10,665 --> 00:33:14,734
and I hope you'll consider bringing her
back so she can rehearse for next weekend.
723
00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:17,637
Yes, my doctors are discussing
724
00:33:17,672 --> 00:33:20,340
a dosage increase as we speak.
725
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:22,576
Can you hold on a sec?
726
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,345
Paradise dance academy.
727
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:29,316
Thank you so much
for getting back to me, Katie.
728
00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:31,751
Ms. Williams, of course.
729
00:33:32,286 --> 00:33:34,454
I just wanted to apologize
for going into your purse
730
00:33:34,488 --> 00:33:37,457
and grabbing your wallet like that.
It was more for dramatic effect
731
00:33:37,491 --> 00:33:39,359
than anything else.
You understand.
732
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:42,495
Had I any idea that you had
that arrangement with Fanny...
733
00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:45,398
Four mortgages?
Wow, that's a lot of mortgage.
734
00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:48,668
Okay, can we count
on seeing Pam Saturday?
735
00:33:50,471 --> 00:33:52,572
20 feet away from you
and your family.
736
00:33:52,607 --> 00:33:54,774
I do understand.
737
00:33:54,809 --> 00:33:56,676
Thank you.
738
00:34:03,317 --> 00:34:05,518
Hello?
Hi, Mrs. woo.
739
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:08,455
Yes, I know it seems like
740
00:34:08,489 --> 00:34:10,724
you're the only family
paying full price for lessons,
741
00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:13,526
but that's just because Fanny
loves your girls the best.
742
00:34:13,561 --> 00:34:16,396
Yup yup, okay, that'll work.
743
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,365
See you Saturday.
744
00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:21,301
Well, the good news is
745
00:34:21,335 --> 00:34:23,770
I managed to get back the bees,
a tulip and one weeping Willow.
746
00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:26,673
The bad news... the woo twins
get half off for two months
747
00:34:26,707 --> 00:34:28,608
and we have to buy
their gas for a year.
748
00:34:28,643 --> 00:34:30,610
How proud chiklis
must be right now.
749
00:34:30,645 --> 00:34:33,680
I'm so sorry.
Six months of rehearsing for this show
750
00:34:33,714 --> 00:34:35,715
and I have half a flower
garden to deal with.
751
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:39,285
I'm sorry, I'm trying, Fanny.
But the snapdragons won't even call me back
752
00:34:39,319 --> 00:34:40,720
and the pussy Willow's mom
is a snot!
753
00:34:40,755 --> 00:34:44,491
You better figure something out, because if
we don't have enough people for that show,
754
00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:46,693
you'll be wearing this.
I'm trying.
755
00:34:46,727 --> 00:34:49,362
What's plan "b"?
I'll keep making calls
756
00:34:49,397 --> 00:34:51,398
until I have everyone back.
And then what?
757
00:34:51,432 --> 00:34:53,600
And then I'll have everyone back.
Then we're back to square one.
758
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:56,369
Actually, square 1
since the woo twins
759
00:34:56,404 --> 00:34:58,571
are now half off.
I don't know what you want me to do.
760
00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:01,274
I want you to say you'll teach.
No.
761
00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,510
I can add more classes,
we can grow the business.
762
00:35:03,544 --> 00:35:05,478
I don't teach.
You've never tried.
763
00:35:05,513 --> 00:35:08,748
I don't teach.
Then what do you do since leaving Vegas,
764
00:35:08,783 --> 00:35:12,719
except sleep with possums and fill the
recycle bin with trashy magazines?
765
00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:15,755
I have calls to make.
I've seen you with those kids, you're good.
766
00:35:15,790 --> 00:35:17,424
There are a lot
of good teachers.
767
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,359
That dance you had them
do for me?
768
00:35:19,393 --> 00:35:22,629
You put that together in hours. And that
night you showed up with hubbell...
769
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:25,432
That dance audition... you're a natural.
So what?
770
00:35:25,466 --> 00:35:27,334
They like you.
They connect with you.
771
00:35:27,368 --> 00:35:29,602
I don't want them to get too connected.
I may not stay here forever.
772
00:35:29,637 --> 00:35:32,305
Then teach temporarily.
I don't do anything halfassed.
773
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,374
Currently you don't do anything at all.
Enough, Fanny.
774
00:35:34,408 --> 00:35:36,376
Try, just try!
No!
775
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:39,579
Now I'm sorry that
I screwed up your show
776
00:35:39,613 --> 00:35:42,515
but I don't teach! You teach!
That's you! Not me!
777
00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:59,572
Tell boo to hurry up. We're already late.
You're not coming in?
778
00:35:59,606 --> 00:36:01,640
I don't feel the need to smell
like burnt garbage at the moment.
779
00:36:01,675 --> 00:36:03,676
You're not even going to turn off the car?
No. Why?
780
00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:05,578
It's weird.
It's like we're robbing the place.
781
00:36:05,612 --> 00:36:07,446
Boo could've been in the car by now.
Fine.
782
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,516
Don't abandon us here.
I'll weigh my decision carefully.
783
00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:12,518
Oh, there she is.
784
00:36:12,552 --> 00:36:13,786
Bettina!
785
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:15,754
Who's bettina?
That's boo.
786
00:36:15,789 --> 00:36:18,424
You're kidding.
I thought her name was boo.
787
00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:20,459
Boo is short for bettina.
Oh.
788
00:36:20,493 --> 00:36:22,628
How is boo short for bettina?
789
00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:25,731
When did those two
become friends?
790
00:36:26,265 --> 00:36:29,968
Look how close to him
she is... inches.
791
00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:31,937
So lucky.
Yes.
792
00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,272
Standing inches from a
bartender is incredibly lucky.
793
00:36:34,307 --> 00:36:38,076
There's no other situation in the entire
world where you could possibly do that.
794
00:36:38,111 --> 00:36:41,379
Except for every happy hour in the world.
She just peaked.
795
00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:44,316
This is like a drivein movie.
A really bad one.
796
00:36:44,350 --> 00:36:46,351
Yeah, a really good
bad drivein movie.
797
00:36:46,385 --> 00:36:48,353
Give it a listen,
let me know what you think.
798
00:36:48,387 --> 00:36:51,056
But I'm betting a blown mind
is coming your way.
799
00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:54,025
Sounds dangerous.
People say he's the father of surf music.
800
00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:56,328
Dude practically invented
the reverb sound
801
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:59,064
on the strings of his stratocaster.
Awesome.
802
00:36:59,098 --> 00:37:02,267
I'll give it listen the minute I get home.
I want a full report tomorrow.
803
00:37:02,301 --> 00:37:04,269
Aye aye, captain.
804
00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:10,843
Hey!
Ready?
805
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:14,647
So what was that all about?
806
00:37:14,681 --> 00:37:16,515
What?
You and godot?
807
00:37:16,549 --> 00:37:18,817
Looked cozy.
Like all that was missing was a slow jam.
808
00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:21,620
Please.
He's a friend.
809
00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:24,390
A friendly friend?
We were just talking.
810
00:37:24,424 --> 00:37:27,593
Yeah? What happened after you used
up the 10 words in his vocabulary?
811
00:37:27,627 --> 00:37:30,663
We were talking about music.
He gave me this cd
812
00:37:30,697 --> 00:37:32,798
to listen to. See?
Cool.
813
00:37:32,832 --> 00:37:35,401
A cd?
That's current.
814
00:37:36,435 --> 00:37:38,437
Hey...
How come you don't smell?
815
00:37:39,471 --> 00:37:40,839
Ever since he gave me his shirt,
816
00:37:40,874 --> 00:37:43,409
it's like I totally
don't smell any more.
817
00:37:43,443 --> 00:37:45,744
It's like I have
this smell force field.
818
00:37:45,779 --> 00:37:48,480
He gave you his shirt?
Mmhmm, yeah.
819
00:37:51,350 --> 00:37:53,485
What?
Nothing.
820
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,722
Nice tartar sauce on your pants.
821
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,741
Welcome welcome, everyone.
822
00:38:20,714 --> 00:38:23,382
And now to kick off
the flower show,
823
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,684
the advanced class
of the paradise dance academy
824
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,720
will perform their
"tribute to spring."
825
00:38:28,254 --> 00:38:30,756
An original ballet
that tells the story
826
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:34,626
of nature's struggle against
the forces of industrialism.
827
00:38:34,661 --> 00:38:37,763
It's entitled
"paper or plastic."
828
00:38:38,297 --> 00:38:40,131
I hope you enjoy it.
829
00:38:46,038 --> 00:38:48,373
So you got them all back.
All but two.
830
00:38:48,407 --> 00:38:52,143
I had to pay those two concession
chicks five bucks to stand there.
831
00:38:52,178 --> 00:38:55,146
"Paper or plastic"?
Mmhmm.
832
00:39:06,493 --> 00:39:10,396
See, it starts with nature,
free and happy.
833
00:39:17,604 --> 00:39:20,372
Then the forces of evil enter.
834
00:39:20,407 --> 00:39:22,508
The supermarket cashier?
That's right.
835
00:39:22,542 --> 00:39:25,544
A force ignorant
of the evil she's doing,
836
00:39:25,578 --> 00:39:27,546
blinded by money and corruption.
837
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,648
A supermarket cashier
blinded by money?
838
00:39:29,682 --> 00:39:31,583
What supermarket do you shop in?
839
00:39:33,553 --> 00:39:36,522
Then comes the moment the
fatal question is asked...
840
00:39:36,556 --> 00:39:39,391
Paper
841
00:39:39,426 --> 00:39:41,460
or plastic?
842
00:39:41,494 --> 00:39:43,595
This is nuts.
843
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,468
A vicious battle ensues.
844
00:39:51,738 --> 00:39:53,639
The hero enters.
845
00:39:53,673 --> 00:39:55,607
The canvas tote!
The canvas tote!
846
00:39:55,642 --> 00:39:57,676
I always forget
that canvas tote.
847
00:40:02,615 --> 00:40:04,550
Its motives are pure,
848
00:40:04,584 --> 00:40:06,885
but it's just one force
against an army
849
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,688
of nonrenewable resources.
850
00:40:24,704 --> 00:40:26,839
The battle ends.
The die is cast.
851
00:40:26,873 --> 00:40:30,476
The cashier looks around
at the utter destruction
852
00:40:30,510 --> 00:40:31,844
she's wrought...
853
00:40:35,582 --> 00:40:36,949
And goes on break.
854
00:40:40,752 --> 00:40:42,988
I'm sorry, so nature dies?
855
00:40:43,222 --> 00:40:44,222
Yep.
856
00:40:48,728 --> 00:40:51,763
So it's a happy ending?
You're diabolical.
857
00:40:51,798 --> 00:40:54,700
It is one of my best.
That was awesome!
858
00:40:54,734 --> 00:40:57,603
It was.
And it was fun...
859
00:40:57,637 --> 00:41:00,639
Putting it together,
working with the kids.
860
00:41:02,809 --> 00:41:06,478
You know, just because you
teach, doesn't mean it's over.
861
00:41:06,513 --> 00:41:08,514
Fanny, that was amazing.
Your best yet.
862
00:41:08,548 --> 00:41:11,583
Thank you, sal. I know.
When the ecosystem broke down.
863
00:41:11,618 --> 00:41:12,851
So did I.
I'm glad.
864
00:41:12,886 --> 00:41:15,654
Screw Martha Graham!
Screw her.
865
00:41:16,188 --> 00:41:17,623
Honey, go get a pretzel.
866
00:41:17,657 --> 00:41:19,791
Oh, and I want to thank you
ladies for the shout out.
867
00:41:19,826 --> 00:41:21,627
Really big of you.
868
00:41:21,661 --> 00:41:23,862
So that makes us square until next
paying season, right, sal?
869
00:41:23,897 --> 00:41:25,731
Absolutely.
870
00:41:25,765 --> 00:41:28,433
You're an ice skater, right?
Don't look at my tush.
871
00:41:28,468 --> 00:41:30,669
You've got a little bit
of an oksana baiul going on.
872
00:41:30,703 --> 00:41:32,638
It's creepy, sal.
It's creepy.
873
00:41:32,672 --> 00:41:34,773
Does he realize that he
still hasn't gotten paid?
874
00:41:34,807 --> 00:41:36,575
Nope.
And he never will.
875
00:41:36,981 --> 00:41:41,015
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