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♪ Wake up in Texas

♪ where they treat
their women right ♪

♪ and then try Hollywood

♪ where the stars can live
out in broad daylight ♪

♪ any city, near or far

♪ feels twice as good
as where you are ♪

♪ when you're sick
of the status quo ♪

♪ the jet set is
the only way to go... ♪

Sure, we dance our asses
off for two hours,

and then five minutes
from the end they walk out,

stand there, flash their boobs
and bring the house down.

I know.
That's all they do, twice a show...

Walk out and stand there.
And they get paid more.

And they get paid more. It's a great message
we're sending to the girls of America.

"Hey, girls, forget about
actually learning to dance.

Just take your top off and stand there."
"And you'll get paid more."

It's not even about the face.
Half of 'em aren't even pretty.

Mara over there looks like muammar
gaddafi, but no one cares.

She still gets paid more.
So so wrong.

♪ Whoa oh!

I'd take my top off if I could,
but I'm flat as a board.

Maybe I should buy some.
I mean, how much could they be?

Five to seven grand.
What? No!

Each.
You pay per boob?

If anything in the world should be
sold as a pair, it should be boobs.

I heard that gaddafi
comment, by the way.

I'm depressed. Where do you
wanna go to get drunk tonight?

I can't.
Why? It's Tuesday.

We always get drunk on Tuesday.
Tonight I am going

straight home
and straight to bed.

I have to be in perfect
why? Tomorrow.

Because I got it.
No!

The audition for "Chicago"?

10:00 sharp.
I can't believe it.

I'm finally going to get
to really dance again.

Fosse, jazz hands.
God, I'm jealous. How?

My buddy Jimmy hewson's
the new dance captain.

He arranged the whole thing.

Hey, Michelle,
here for you again.

What? Oh crap.
No, not tonight.

Oh, come on!
He's sweet and harmless.

Every time he comes to town he brings
you things and buys you dinner.

He's odd and weird
and technically a stalker.

He's lonely.
He wears *** socks with a suit.

At least you have and admirer.
I've got nothing.

I buy my own dinner.
Talia, go distract him,

so that I can grab my stuff
and slip out the back.

That's mean.
Well, I'm a mean girl.

The sooner he learns that, the better.
He's been coming here

once a month for over a year.
I think he's a slow learner.

Talia, I have to
be perfect tomorrow...

Perfect and glowing
and 25 by 10:00.

Michelle, hey!

Wow, you look great.

Hey, I thought I missed you,

but then I saw your purse
on the back of that chair.

I did not look through it, but I figured
what lady leaves without her purse?

For you.
African roses

and the new fall pumps...
Hot off the assembly line.

Thank you, hubbell.
That's very sweet of you.

You are welcome.

Gosh, seeing you again...

You just get prettier,
you know it?

Oh, I don't think so.
Well, you do.

Listen, I took
the Liberty of making us

a dinner reservation for tonight.
How does steak sound?

Uhh...
I didn't get a chance to take you to dinner

the last time I was in town.
You had that sudden terrible flu, remember?

Oh, I do. God, that was a doozy.

It's lingering. Listen, I can't go
out to dinner with you tonight.

I have a very important
appointment in the morning

and I need to go home
and sleep, but I bet you

that Talia, and Hillary, and Lucy
would love to go out with you.

Right, girls?
Dinner, steak, yum?

Yeah, sure.
I'll eat.

See? Now you have
a harem... very Vegas.

Are you sure you couldn't
have one drink first?

I can't, I'm sorry.

I wish I had known
you were gonna be in town.

Well, I left three messages
and sent that telegram.

But next time I promise, okay?

Uh, thanks for the gifts.
Super sweet.

There's a pair of Dr. scholl's in
the box, so open it carefully.

We're just gonna get changed.
Oh.

So what do we have
to do for this dinner?

Nothing.
Really?

Guys just get
weirder and weirder.

97, 98, 99, 100.

It's show time.

♪ Hey

♪ hey...

Okay, you can do this.

You have to do this.
Please.

Just do this.

Hi, excuse me.

I'm looking for Jimmy hewson.
Michelle.

Hi. You're on time!

Jimmy, hi. I'm ignoring the
surprise in your voice.

I'm sorry. It's just
a little crazy here today.

Okay, so the job is six weeks here
in Vegas, six months on the road.

The director is Gary janetti.
I've told him all about you.

Whoa. Thank you.
With editing.

Gary. Gary,
this is Michelle Simms.

I told you about her.
She's auditioning for the swing position.

I'm so excited to dance for you.

I've already run her
through the routines.

So whenever you're ready...
No.

What?
But I'm 25.

She's not right.
She's really good.

Please just let me
show you the routine.

I swear you won't be sorry.
Gary, please. For me.

I'm sorry, Jimmy.
I'm sure you're great. Good luck.

Where was that list?
No, the list that you just had.

Gary. Gary.

Please, just give me
five minutes with this girl.

I promise you...
One, two, three, four.

♪ Write me off, baby

♪ with those deep down...

♪ Let's take a leap

♪ toward the earth...

Jeez fashion sense.

Yeah, well, back inside.

I got guests coming over and
that is gonna spoil the party.

As long as my face doesn't look like
Chris Hansen, you're guess will be fine.

♪ Let's take a leap

♪ toward the earth.

Excuse me.

Should I ask?
Nope.

So where do you wanna go
to get drunk tonight?

Right here seems good.
Hey, I was wondering if Michelle is here yet.

Are you kidding me?
He's still here?

He talked about you
all night long.

"Michelle is so beautiful.
Michelle is so smart.

Usually tall girls are intimidating.
Michelle's not intimidating.

She's wonderful."
Dinner was delicious, though.

He's not cheap, this guy.
I can't deal with this right now.

Just tell him I died
and I'll see him next month.

Aha, hubbell.
Hi, you scared me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I should've walked up
more slowly, I guess.

Gosh!
You look wonderful.

Thank you.
Hey, how'd the audition go?

It went great. Fine.
I knew it. I knew it would.

Here.
Thanks.

Um, hubbell, I need to start
getting ready for the show.

Okay, just open
your present first.

Sure.

Hubbell.
Do you like it?

Do I like it?
It's stunning.

I've never gotten something
so beautiful in my life.

My audition did not go great.

It was a disaster.
He wouldn't even let me dance.

Michelle?

Can I take you to dinner
after the show?

If you like, we can order
nothing but dessert.

Sure.

Dinner would be great.

"No."
That was it... "No."

"Hey, Gary,
this is Michelle."

"No." It was
so humiliating.

Everybody in the theater
just watching

as the overthehill loser
gets the big heaveho.

You know, I've been trying
to get this audition

for a million years
and I finally get it

and I don't even get to dance.
You are not over the hill.

If a director can just look at you
and say "no" after three seconds,

it's not "no" 'cause
you're so young and hot.

It's "no" 'cause you're starting
to look like an ihop cashier.

Hey seriously, dude, "keep 'em
coming" was not a euphemism.

There's an ihop down
the street from my office.

The cashier's name is Julie and
she's a very attractive woman.

Oh man, this is so pretty.

You are so nice to me.
Why are you so nice to me?

I'm not that nice to you.
Oh, what are you talking about?

You bring me shoes and flowers, and
sparkly watches, and you feed my friends.

You keep coming back even though I
blow you off like 90% of the time.

I don't think
the percentage is that high.

Oh, it is.
I'm awful to you.

I'm just awful.
I don't think you're awful.

I think you're the most
spectacular girl in the world.

First time I ever saw you
on stage, I thought "wow!"

Did I fall?
You did not fall.

You were perfect.

Have I ever told you
about where I live?

I live in this beautiful
town called paradise.

Paradise?
It's right on the coast.

Right by the ocean
so it's always breezy.

And my house is up on a bluff
with big trees in the backyard.

And in my bedroom,

there are these big glass doors
that open onto a balcony

and when you stand there,
all you see...

Is the beautiful blue ocean.

Wow.

I live next door to a hooker.

Look, I know you don't
know me from Adam,

but I want to take care of you.

That is so nice.

Isn't that nice?
Do we know them?

Michelle,

let me take care of you.

I don't understand...
Marry me.

Oh, hubbell, no!

I can make you happy.
No, you don't understand.

I suck at relationships.
I'm like Godzilla.

Men run from me.
They flee.

And not just Japanese men.
All nationalities flee.

I won't flee.
Buy some comfortable shoes.

I promise you, I won't flee.

I'll be the one scientist
who understands you.

The one who knows that you're not burning
the city down because you're evil,

you're burning the city down
to protect the giant lizard eggs

you just laid
in a cave by the ocean.

A cave no one knows is there...

But me.

God, that's beautiful.

No.
You're beautiful.

And you deserve to be happy.

What do you say?

Passe releve.

Port de bras.

Shoulders, Melanie.

Lovely, Sasha.

Popo in, boo.

Where are you looking, Ginny?

Passe releve.

Balance, hold hold hold hold.

And relax.

Oh please, so dramatic.

Mr. balanchine once made us do grande
battements for two and a half hours.

We only stopped when
someone finally dropped dead.

All right, everyone, stretch.

I started stretching
every night.

I'll be able to do that soon.
I'll alert the media.

Now you're just showing off.

God, it's a stretch, boo.

So you don't have extension.
You can jump.

Boys jump.
So be a boy.

Ballet always needs boys.
Funny, Melanie.

At least you don't have to wear
two bras under your leotard.

You really wear two bras?
I don't want to talk about it.

You brought it up.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Well, this is it.
Our home.

Huh.
Shall we?

It's a little eclectic, I know.

I let my mother
decorate the place.

How very Graceland of you.
Well, she enjoys things being a bit...

Theatrical, dramatic.

There's a lot of...

Well, you'll just have to meet her for yourself.
I cannot wait.

Mother's a Buddhist.
Oh.

Hey hey, I tell you what.
Let's go see the den.

Wait wait, were the flowers to the
right or the left of the zz top guy?

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
It's all good.

Can she still pray?
Oh yeah, she'll be fine.

What's with the cookies?

And thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.

Now before you go,

we still have not found
that missing tutu.

If it doesn't show up by the
15th, we will have to cut Clara

from "the nutcracker" which
will make us look ridiculous.

Check your brothers' closets. That's where we
found sleeping beauty's costume last year.

Also the head of the joffrey
school of ballet

will be coming here
to hold auditions

next week for their summer
scholarship program.

I want all of you to
perform at your very best.

Do not humiliate me.
I am old.

Any tiny shock could kill me.

The signup sheet's on the desk.
Class dismissed.

Ginny, are you going to sign up?
No.

Why?
There's no way I'll get in.

But you're a really good dancer.
They want bodies like Sasha.

I'm going to end up selling
real estate like my mother.

Do you think I should try out?
Not in a snoopy leotard.

I'm talking to Ginny.
Try out, don't try out,

who cares?
It's school.

A whole
summer of school. That's fun.

But you're gonna try out, right?

It's not like I've got
anything better to do.

The whole house is looking at me.
And finally,

this is our room.

Oh hubbell.

I could stand here forever.
That's my plan.

You didn't let your mother take
a crack at this room, did you?

No, she got the rest of the house.
This is mine.

I can see why you love it.
You're going to love it too.

Yeah. If I never leave this spot.
Hey, this is your house now.

We can do whatever you want to make it more comfortable.
Really?

Can we get rid of the...
What?

Mom!
Yes... mom. I'm here. Who's this?

This is Michelle.
Namaste.

What?
'Cause you're Buddha.

"Ist."
ist, Buddhist.

Well, hello, Michelle.
I am Fanny, hubbell's mother.

What was it in my house
you wanted to get rid of?

Your house?
Her house?

Our house actually.
Our house, like our house?

No our house like our house.

But... wait. You live with your
mother like a serial killer?

Michelle, could I have
a second alone with mom, please?

Sure. I'll just be... somewhere.

You what?!

Class is over, boo.
Five minutes.

Five minutes is not going to help.
How does it look?

I'm starving.
Me too.

Is my line long?
There's a mirror right there.

If I look I'm gonna fall.
Let's get pizza.

Just look first. I don't know what you did.
What did you do?

You have to square off
your shoulders.

Who said that?
Who's talking?

Your right shoulder's
pulled too far back.

You have to square it off.

Hey, it's working!
Who's that?

Now lift your leg a little
higher, chin up... voila.

That was so cool.
That was like suddenly I could hold it!

That's how it works.
One day it just clicks.

That was so satisfying.

Who are you?
She is my daughterinlaw.

Aren't you?
Uh...

They got married in las Vegas.
Isn't that romantic?

Did Elvis do the ceremony?
No, just the guy who owned the drivethrough.

Well, I see you're
a very traditional girl.

Anyhow, girls,
I'd like you to meet...

What's your name?
Michelle.

And these are some of the girls
from my advanced class.

Melanie, Ginny, Sasha and boo.

Hey there.
Now if you'll excuse us, we have a lot to do.

I have decided to throw you a
welcometothefamily party tonight.

Oh no, that's not necessary.
I've already called everyone

and told them to spread
the word. You're welcome.

You girls are all invited too.
Oh no, you guys don't have to come.

You'll be so bored. It'll just be a
bunch of old people standing around.

Including me.
I'm an oldie too.

Do you not want us to come?
Well first, I don't know you.

Second of all, it's Saturday night.
Don't you have,

like, young people
Saturdaynight stuff to do?

No.
Really?

Not since the movie
theater closed.

Wait, there's no
movie theater in this town?

It's not so bad. They open
the skating rink in November.

And sometimes
Mr. feldstein

forgets to lock the library
door and we go in and read.

Yeah, that's cool.
Or we just hang out here.

You're all screwing
with me, right?

Paradise is a sleepy town.
But we love it, and I'm sure you will too.

Okay, I'm so sorry.
How far away is the nearest movie theater?

Okay, girls, go home and get prettied
and we'll see you back here at 6:00.

Bye.

Fanny, I don't really
need a party.

My son just got married and I
didn't get to be at the ceremony,

so I'd like to be at the party.
Sure.

You understand?
I do.

You approve?
Of course.

Because god forbid I offend you.
I am not offended.

You're not offended that I want
to throw you a wedding party

after missing the wedding?
I am so relieved.

Now you go get changed and I
will see to everything else.

Oh, I don't really have
anything else to wear.

You must've packed
something that works.

You must've packed.

You're not pregnant, are you?
Oh god, no.

No no no, not pregnant.

No, um, we just got so carried away in the
moment that I didn't think about clothes.

Is there someplace around here
that I could go buy something?

Absolutely. Just go
down the street here,

make a right and look
for a store called "sparkles."

Okay. Thanks.
I'll go there now.

Hi, I'm truly.
Can I help you?

Oh, I'm just looking
for something.

Oh, I'm not really a duck person,
but that's great. Really.

Are you looking
for something specific?

A dress for a party.

A birthday party?
Graduation party?

Wedding party, actually.
My wedding.

So something black with a veil.

You're her.
I'm...

The pole dancer from Reno.
I'm not a pole dancer.

Who said I was a pole dancer?
They said you weren't pretty.

You weren't supposed
to be pretty.

Please wait.
Don't cry.

Truly, are you okay?
What's the matter?

Oh god, it's the stripper from Tahoe.
I'm not a stripper.

She's pretty, Sam.
She wasn't supposed to be pretty.

It's a manufactured pretty.
It's a kit... a pretty kit.

Okay, I'm going to go.
No, you can't. You need something for the party.

Please, I don't need...
No, this wedding party is for you

and hhubbell, right?

Uh... yes.
Well, this is the first time

he's going to introduce you
to the world as his wife.

He cannot see you
in a tshirt and shorts.

He's already seen me pee
behind a cactus in pahrump

so I don't think a little casualwear
is gonna kill the deal now.

Wait here.
Please...

You took the only man
I ever loved in my life

so the least you can do
is wait... Here!

It was Vegas, by the way.
Not Tahoe.

No one cares.
Right.

Here.

Wow.

Oh, this is...

Forgive the pun, truly beautiful.
I know.

She knows.
Can I try it on?

It will fit.

I made it, so I know
it will fit.

And it's going to look
really good

because you are tall
and you have very long legs.

Do you need shoes?

Please follow me.

I swear they're bigger today
than yesterday.

You have an unhealthy
obsession with your boobs.

I know.
Just like my mother.

Do you want?
No.

I'm on a diet.
Joffrey auditions are next week.

How much thinner are you
going to be in a week?

I don't know.
Thinner.

I'm bored. I'm going
to go find beer.

I couldn't have
gotten my mother's nose.

Sorry I'm late.

Where's Sasha?
She's looking for beer.

Oh, cool.

Madame Fanny?
Yes, boo?

Um, about the joffrey
auditions next week,

I was thinking I was
going to try out,

so I just wanted
to ask you... should I?

Well, it certainly can't hurt.
I know but...

Should I?
I mean,

am I wasting my time?

I mean, I know that if I
could dance like Sasha...

And I know that I can turn and
I can jump, but I'm not a boy,

so I just wanted
to ask you should I... try?

Ballet is very hard, boo.

And a lot of it does depend
on how you're made.

You have to be realistic.

You're a bigboned girl. You have a tummy.
Your waist is very short...

Okay, thank you.
But none of that means you shouldn't try.

Right?

Mmhmm.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I probably should
make my appearance.

I'll see you inside.

She was right, the little freak.

Okay, here goes nothing.

Oh god, this is terrible.
Hey, there she is!

Hubbell, thank god. I've never been more
excited to see anyone in my entire life.

Where have you been?
People are pointing and staring.

And that wine...
Have you had the wine?

My mother is kind of known
for her cheap hooch.

Wow! That is some dress.
Yeah?

You look so beautiful.
You look nice too.

Well okay. Well, let me
introduce you to everyone.

Everyone, everyone,

this is my wife.

I can't believe
I get to say that...

My wife.
Anyhow,

this is my wife Michelle.
Michelle, this is everyone.

Hey there, everybody.

Hi, truly.

Hi.

I just want to say
thank you all for coming

and better wine is on the way.

What is wrong with my wine?
It has a nun on the label and everything.

Hello, mother.

So? How do you like
your party?

It's a great party.
Good turnout.

It's not every day we have a
"playboy" playmate in our midst.

She's not a "playboy"...
Look at that dress.

Truly has outdone herself.

You met truly?
I did.

You know, she and hubbell used to date.
Mother, don't.

Oh honey, it was going
to come out eventually.

The breakup was hard.
We still don't let her have scissors.

Now let's introduce you
to the book club.

Do you read?
I'm so sorry.

I think I need
to get a little air.

Michelle?

You all right?

This is a really beautiful view.

You said it was a
beautiful view and it is.

I'm glad you like it.

But you didn't tell me you lived with your mother.
I know.

And I mean, you really
live with your mother.

She's everywhere.
This is her house.

Oh, it's my house.
I paid for it.

She has a dance studio
in the back.

Her whole life is here.
You didn't tell me any of that.

I was so stunned when you said
yes, I didn't want to jinx it.

That's a really big thing
to keep from somebody.

And you have this town,
and friends,

and truly has got some serious

I'mdrivingcrosscountry
indiaperstokillyou potential.

And your mother hates me.
Oh, she's hurt, she's proud.

She'll come around.
She just...

I don't love you, hubbell.

I'm sorry, but I don't.

I've never loved
anybody, really.

I don't think I'm made that way.

And you're so wonderful.
You deserve to have somebody love you.

I know you don't love me.

I'm not an idiot.

But I don't believe
you're not made that way.

Hubbell...
You want to love.

You just haven't found
the right person yet.

Maybe you don't trust that anybody
is going to understand you.

But I do.

I know exactly what you want.

You want to laugh.

And you want to travel.

You want to be surprised

and challenged.

You want to live
an unexpected life.

And I intend to give you
exactly that.

Wow, good speech.

Wow, good kiss.

Where did you learn
to kiss like that?

Oh god, don't say your mother!

You hire a girl like that to jump
out of a cake. You do not marry her.

Well, hubbell has
some quirky ways.

But I make dresses, he
sells shoes, I mean...

I know. Truly!
I just... we're so...

Listen to me.
This won't last.

She's a Vegas girl.
Hubbell will bore her and when he does...

Wow, the party's still
happening, huh?

Did the new wine show up yet?
Let's go check.

Will you excuse me, truly?

Ah yes.
Here we are.

No nuns!

What do you
two think you're doing?

We're about to toast
our wedding.

And not do a spittake after.
Have you had sex?

Ever?

Don't be smart.
Mom, that's none of your business.

This is my party!
I did not throw this party

so the two of you could
have sex during it!

Okay, clearly we've
dropped the whispering.

Oh, am I embarrassing you?
I'm sorry.

I wouldn't have thought a
person who just had sex

during her motherinlaw's welcometothefamily
party would be quite so demure.

Okay, you need to calm down.
I need to calm down?

Oh, that's rich.
You go off to Vegas on a business trip,

then you come back, hand me a
penn and teller coffee mug

and say, "by the way
I just got married"?!

I'm sorry.
And then you bring her in here

and she proceeds to parade
around in shorts...

What do you have against shorts?
No real lady wears shorts.

In what century are we
having this conversation?

Oh my god! The quips, the chatter.
Don't you ever just shut up?

Mom!

Now you listen to me...

You can all listen to me.

That woman is my wife.

I am sorry if I didn't break it to
you in the way you would've liked,

but this is my house and I will not
have her talked to like that by you.

Or anyone in this town!

Got it?

Oh god, he's wonderful.

Hubbell...
I love her.

Nothing more to say.

I think my dad is gay.

Based on what?
Just a feeling.

More dads are these days.
I would love to have a gay dad.

Why?
Just seems fun.

Like there would ba lot
of shopping and baking.

You have no idea what
you're talking about.

Boo! Beer!
No thanks.

Fine, more for me.
You're going to make yourself sick.

Am I?
Hold please.

Two beers, I can still do that.

What can you do?
You're a mean drunk.

I'm not drunk. I'm bored.
This town is so boring!

Maybe. But the property values
are going through the roof.

I have got to get
some new friends.

Why don't you
suck up to hubbell's wife?

She can be your new friend.

God, I can't believe someone
actually married hubbell.

Talk about too many beers.
Hiya, gals!

You having a little private party?
Can I crash?

Domestic? Really?

See, if you're going to consume totally
empty... And might I add illegal... calories

at least it should
be from Belgium.

Hey, cool pictures.
Is this you guys?

That's the Christmas recital.
Nice.

Are you dressed as socks?

It was an original ballet
based on really bad gifts.

Fanny's a little twisted.

You gotta give her that.
So we heard you're a dancer.

You did?
Are you?

I am.
Where do you dance?

Until yesterday, Vegas.
You were a showgirl?

Yep.
So you walked around with feathers on your head?

Okay, a, I didn't walk,
I danced.

And b, there were a lot of feathers
on my head, like a flock full.

And you think doing a double
pirouette is hard in pointe shoes...

You can do a double pirouette?

I trained at a.B.T.
How'd you end up in Vegas?

It paid better.
So not in it for the art of it, huh?

Why are you
being so mean? God.

I think Vegas sounds exciting.

It has a lot
of Victoria's secrets.

You're the first professional
dancer I've ever met.

Well, except for Fanny.
Fanny danced with ballet russe de monte Carlo.

That's her
in "coppelia."

I think being a ballerina is the
most wonderful thing in the world.

You want to be a bunhead, huh?

Next week they're having auditions
for the joffrey summer program.

God, I'm so tired of hearing about
the joffrey summer program.

Blah blah blah.
That's because you'll almost definitely get in.

I would do anything to get
accepted, but I won't.

Why not?
Look at me.

Well, auditions can be tricky.
Do you have a good audition outfit?

A what?
You have to have a kickass audition outfit,

something that makes you
feel really powerful.

My goto outfit was
a fireengine red unitard

with a thin gold belt
with tassels on it... classy.

If I wore a red unitard,
I'd look like a crime scene.

Everyone's outfit differs.
It just has to make you feel strong.

That's the key
to any audition... attitude.

She's talking about a ballet
audition, not a Vegas audition.

An audition is an audition.

You have to show up confident

and be ready to do or be anything
they want in an instant.

I once got an audition
for a Broadway show.

Totally last minute.

I grabbed my bag,
I ran 30 blocks,

I walked in the door...
It was for "dreamgirls."

I was supposed to be black.
No way!

What happened?
I got a callback.

Shut up.
Attitude, my friends.

What exactly happens
on an audition?

I mean, what's it like?
Well, it's...

Okay. Up.

Everybody up.
Come on.

Let's see.
First we need...

Aha!

All right, ladies,

welcome to the audition
for the sequel to "cats,"

working title "dogs." Sorry about
the 16hour wait in the alley.

I didn't know it was gonna rain.
Friggin' weather channel.

16hour wait?

Yeah, every audition makes
you wait at least 16 hours.

That's terrible.
Uhhuh. Here's your number.

Your number is your name for
the duration of the audition.

If we call "number six"
and you don't answer

'cause you are waiting to hear
"Kathy," you're out of luck.

This is inhuman.
Are you auditioning?

This is stupid.
If you're not auditioning get your butt off my floor

before someone jetes
through your head.

All right,
places on the floor, please.

Move move move.

All right, we need some music.

Music, all right, where's
shabbadoo when you need him?

Oh god.

Ugh ugh.

Ugh ugh ugh.

Oh okay, here we go.

All right, this will...

All right, you guys,
I want you to follow me.

Let's see what
this is all about.

Kablam.

All right, you ready?

♪ Oh, ain't she sweet?

♪ You see her walking
down that street ♪

♪ yes, I ask you
very confidentially ♪

♪ ain't she sweet?

♪ Oh, ain't she nice?

♪ You look her over
once or twice ♪

♪ yes, I ask you
very confidentially ♪

♪ ain't she nice?

All right, your turn.

Well, you have to slow it down.

Do I? I have a job.
All right, one time half speed.

Ready, five, six,
five, six, seven, eight!

Pony pony pony

pony, up down, up down,

double pirouette

and jerk jerk

jerk jerk, pas de bourree,

pas de bourree, pas de bourree,

up down and snake,

and snake
and snake it to the ground

and snake and snake,

and fan kick and yeah,

and pony pony pony

pony and freestyle freestyle

freestyle.
Okay.

This time by yourselves.

Afive, six, seven, eight!

♪ Oh, ain't she sweet?

♪ You see her walking
down that street ♪

Oh my god.
You guys, it's terrible.

Where's the attitude?

Come on, you guys, impress me!

From the top.

A five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Oh, ain't she sweet?

♪ You see her walking
down that street ♪

♪ yes, I ask you
very confidentially ♪

♪ ain't she sweet?

♪ Oh, ain't she nice?

♪ You look her over
once or twice ♪

♪ yes, I ask you
very confidentially ♪

♪ ain't she nice?
Okay, better.

Number six!

Yo, six! Who's number six?
Oh, I'm six!

Six in the front,
12 back where six was.

But I did the whole thing
that time.

I know. I'm just switching things up.
12 in the back.

Move.

All right, you guys, this time?

This is for the job!
So gimme all you got.

You ready?
Afive, six, seven, eight!

♪ Oh, ain't she sweet?

♪ You see her walking
down that street ♪

♪ yes, I ask you
very confidentially ♪

♪ ain't she sweet?

♪ Oh, ain't she nice?

♪ You look her over
once or twice ♪

♪ yes, I ask you
very confidentially ♪

♪ ain't she nice?
Nice.

Nice.
Leave your number at the door.

We'll call you...
Or not.

Hey, number six.

Joffrey's gonna get
rocked next week.

Thank you.

That was fun!
Boo, you were so good!

I know, right?

Next week's audition is ballet

with toe shoes.
It's totally different.

Oh, I was just showing the girls
what it was like to audition.

For what?
"Dogs."

It's the sequel to "cats."

I made that up.

Let's go.
Go?

Where?

Sonya dear,

two shots.
Leave the bottle.

♪ I bought a toothbrush,
some toothpaste... ♪

What's the matter?
Nothing.

This is just weird.
What, sitting here?

You're used to dancing on
top of the bar, is that it?

Okay look, I was not a stripper.

Or a hooker or a playmate.

I know.
I googled you.

You did?
Are you surprised?

Well, you have a boombox.

I am not one of those old women
who can't use a computer.

And that cd collection.
What's wrong with my cd collection?

So sad. You have got to give those
poor girls some better music

to listen to or there's going to be an uprising.
Oh please.

I'm just saying, it's arab spring
unless you discover iTunes pronto.

You should've been a radio
personality or an auctioneer.

Instead you decided to dance.

To hubbell.

I'll drink to that.

You've done this before.
Of course I have.

There's no movie theater
in this town.

A.B.T.!

Full scholarship.

Accepted into the company at 17.

Very impressive.
Thank you.

And then after a few years
with the company,

you left and did some
chorus work on Broadway,

and then Vegas?

Yep.
Did you get injured?

No.
Have a breakdown?

No.
Develop a dirty ventriloquist act?

A friend of mine got
a job at caesars

and asked if I wanted
to come along and I did.

I thought it would be temporary.

It was fun for a while...

Dance, party all night,
sleep all day.

And then time slips away,
you know?

I do.
I know very well.

I hear you danced
with ballet russe.

I did.
I was a soloist.

That's amazing.
When did you retire?

When I got pregnant.
Oh, how very "turning point."

It was unplanned.

And I thought "well, I can go
back after I have the baby,"

but the father did not
decide to stay around

and bills had to be paid so...

I started teaching
to make ends meet.

And, well, time slips
away, you know?

You squandered
a lot of potential.

I know.
Are you sorry?

Every day of my life.

I had all the gifts, all the tools,
I just had absolutely no focus.

Just like Sasha.
Yeah, what is it with that kid?

She doesn't seem
to like dancing at all.

Sasha doesn't know
what she likes.

Her mother is...

Well, she travels a lot

and her father is gay.
Really?

He won't come out. Thinks it's a
giant secret, but everyone knows.

It's too bad. There are some
lovely single gay men in this town

and Sasha would be so much happier
if he smiled once in a while.

Well, everyone in their
own time, I guess.

That's crap.

Every moment you waste
in life is a sin.

Nothing waits for you.
It all just moves on.

Then you turn around one day
and your son is married.

Look how you brought that back
around to me. Nice moves.

Do you love him?

He knows that I don't.
He thinks love will come.

It could.
He's a terrific guy.

And what about you?

Are you a terrific girl?
I'm super handy around the house.

That might be better
than love, actually.

I didn't plan any of this,
you know.

He just caught me
at a really bad time.

My career is pointless.

My apartment is a nightmare.

I'm sick of partying.
I'm sick of Vegas.

I'm sick of me, actually.

I don't know what I'm doing
or where I'm going

and he's just so kind.

I've never had someone
so kind in my life.

I think I could fall
in love with him.

I'd sure like myself
a lot more if I did.

Well...

I love my son.

I want him to be happy.

So...

Let's see if you and I can dance together.

To this?
I love Jim croce.

Seriously, iTunes.
Get over here right now.

♪ 42nd street got
big Jim Walker ♪

♪ he's a pool shootin'
son of a gun ♪

♪ yeah, he's big and strong... ♪
god, you're terrible.

Well, you made me be the guy.
Just follow me.

♪ And when the bad folks
all get together at night... ♪

Hey, I think I'm getting it.

Maybe this will work.
Maybe.

♪ And they say you don't tug
on superman's cape ♪

♪ you don't spit
into the wind ♪

♪ you don't pull the mask
of that ol' lone ranger ♪

♪ and you don't mess around
with Jim... ♪

Hey, Scotty!

Hey, guy I don't know!

♪ Outta south Alabama
come a country boy ♪

♪ he said, "I'm looking
for a man named Jim ♪

♪ I am a poolshooting boy,
my name is Willie McCoy ♪

♪ but down home
they call me slim ♪

♪ yeah, I'm looking
for the king of 42nd street ♪

♪ he drivin' a droptop
Cadillac ♪

♪ last week he took
all my money ♪

♪ and it may sound funny

♪ but I come to get
my money back ♪

♪ and everybody say
"Jack, don't you know..." ♪

Truly, yo!

There's a bottle on the bar! Take a shot
and see if you like me better drunk!

I do!

Fanny, can you...

Truly, what's the matter?
Uh, hubbell...

What about hubbell?
I'm talking to Fanny.

Truly, what about hubbell?

He went driving,
looking for the two of you.

He didn't know where you were.

You know the... um,
the blind corner on myrtle

where we tried to get the stop
sign, you remember? In September?

We tried to get the stop sign
or the flashing light?

Truly, what happened?

It just came out of nowhere...

I'm so sorry.

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