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[crowd booing]
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Thank you so much
for coming.
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We had the Amazing Donald
performing between periods
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and his rabbit got away.
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Oh, we are very familiar
with AD.
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Congrats on the charges
being dropped.
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He lost 200 pigeons at a
corporate event last month.
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[Man] Come on!
Get that bunny off the ice!
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Oh, the crowd's
getting restless.
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-[crowd booing]
-Alright. Let's do this, Shred.
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-Ok.
-Ok.
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Woah!
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-Hey!
-[crowd booing]
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We're the good guys!
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Don't engage them.
They're hockey fans.
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They'll start throwing stuff,
like their babies.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Hey! Get him!
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[thud]
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-[banging sticks]
-Okay, excuse me.
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Can I get a stick?
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Okay. Here we go.
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Ok. Here we go.
Ok. Ok.
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I'm coming.
Here I come.
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[Shred] You got it!
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[crowd applauds]
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You got it, Frank.
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Nice and easy.
Just hop in there, bunny.
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[goal alarm sounds]
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[crowd cheering]
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I think I just invented
a new sport.
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Yeah!
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Woooo! [laughs]
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[theme music plays]
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?
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?
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[Shred] Man, your dating profile
is fire, Frank.
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Look at that picture
of you gardening.
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I don't even know
what vegetable that is.
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It's so cool.
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It's a parsnip.
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And you should probably
familiarize yourself
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with organisms on your
intellectual wavelength.
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If I didn't know you were real
I'd think you're fake.
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Man in uniform saving kittens,
community garden, 6'4"...
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Ashley and I have been messaging
non-stop
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since we matched
two weeks ago.
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Isn't getting to know people
the best?
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But it's weird because I now
know so much about her.
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I helped her pick out a rug.
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I mean, we talk about everything
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except for going on
an actual date.
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That's how dating is now.
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It's why the birth rate
is declining.
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No. I'm gonna speed things up.
I'm gonna call her.
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That's a mistake.
Nobody calls.
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Well, why would there be
a call button on the app
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if nobody does that?
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Truck 12 calling for back-up.
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Frank is trying to call a lady
out of the blue on a dating app.
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Truck 8 responding.
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Don't do that. Nobody does that.
It's weird.
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I'm calling.
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[ringing]
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Standing by.
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Hello?
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Oh hey, Ashley, it's Frank.
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Ok.
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I know that, um, we've been
messaging a lot,
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but I thought that uh,
we could actually talk.
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And here's me talking.
How are you?
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To be honest, a little
uncomfortable.
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Ooh, that's not good.
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Frank, watch your angle.
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From that low you're
all neck. There you go.
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Uh, do you want to go
to dinner sometime?
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[hangs up]
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The call dropped.
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Oh, that was a delightful
train wreck.
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Delightful.
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How did they find me?
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No way.
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No. Another gift from
your secret admirer?
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Yes, Blummies.
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A what?
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Which is crazy, I don't know how
they found these.
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What are Blummies?
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Blood gummies?
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Hmm.
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Never caught on outside
New Zealand.
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There's so many of them.
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I mean, do you guys want
a pack?
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I'll take some home.
Rick's an adventurous eater.
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He once ate yogurt that had
been expired for two days.
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Mmhmm, crazy.
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Hold on, this says that my
secret admirer is finally ready
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to reveal themselves tomorrow
morning at 9:00.
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You're not actually
into this walking, talking,
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future true crime podcast,
are you?
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Well, they're really trying.
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And not in a creepy,
calling-out-of-the-blue
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-on a dating app kind of way.
-[Patel] True.
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Yeah, it's not creepy at all
to send blood-based candies
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from an undisclosed location.
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[Patel] That's extortion!
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Shred, get over here!
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Our house flip is about to flop.
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The bid from the contractor
came in. It's $10,000.
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For a simple paint
and carpet job?
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For a simple paint
and carpet job!
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Ok, you're out, Greg.
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Going with plan B.
See ya. Patel. Send.
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Ok, well we probably should've
had a quick side bar.
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But it's cool.
What's plan B?
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Uh, plan B is we do
it ourselves.
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Hell yeah.
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Right?
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Are we capable of that?
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Not only are we capable,
we cost zero dollars.
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Ok, then yet again, hell yeah!
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[buzzing]
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Pssst.
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-[dog whimpers]
-Sorry.
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Um, hey. So I know someone
that works at the DMV.
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Oh, no one likes a braggart.
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She ran the plates on the car
that dropped off
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the Komodo dragon, no hits.
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Oh. So, fake plates?
Wait, what's that?
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[barks]
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Good point.
Maybe a stolen car.
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That's what she thinks,
so she's gonna keep digging
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and let me know if she finds out
anything else.
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Ok.
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So... I heard about the call.
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Yeah, I used my phone
calling device
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to make an actual call
to a person.
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What a weirdo I am.
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Sorry, online dating sucks.
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Yeah. It's a hellscape
of personality disorders.
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I don't know why I can't just
meet someone in real life.
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Totally.
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Through a friend
or something, right?
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Right.
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I mean, that way you could find
somebody compatible
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and possibly have a shot
at an actual relationship.
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Exactly, 'cause actual dating
is the worst.
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-Yeah. It's the worst.
-Mmhmm.
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I mean, do you have somebody
in mind or whatever?
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I really don't care... whatever.
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Wait, are you-- are you
actually asking me
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to set you up with somebody?
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Please, I'm 6'4�.
I don't need help dating.
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Do you have somebody in mind
or whatever?
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I really don't care... whatever.
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Wait, do you not want my help
or do you want my help?
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'Cause I actually have someone
in mind.
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What's she like?
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Ok, I'm confused so
I'm just gonna call Rick.
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[ringing]
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[Rick] Hey there, long legs.
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Hey Rick, you're on
speakerphone with Frank.
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[clears throat]
What's up, my man?
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Um, so what do you think about
Tiffany for Frank?
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[Rick] Uh, I love it.
Frank, she's great.
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She's a physical therapist.
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[Rick] And she's also
into gardening
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so you have that in common.
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Mmm?
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Oh, great.
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And not that this matters
in the least, but...
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how would you describe
her looks?
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[Rick] Take me off speaker.
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Ok.
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Here.
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I'm in.
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[Emily] I hope he likes Tiffany.
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Oh, I'm sure he will,
she's great.
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And they have to like us
as a couple, too.
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Yeah, we need 'em
for game night.
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I just think Frank and Tiffany
would be perfect together.
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Do you think they would go
apple picking with us?
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I'm getting sweaty
just thinking about it.
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[laughs]
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Wait, yeah, you don't--
you don't look so great.
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[gags]
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Oh, what's-- what's happening?
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[gags]
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Oh. I think I overdid it
on the Blummies.
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-Oh, ok.
-Give me that bag.
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Uh, what-- what bag?
There is no bag!
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Wait, do you want this?
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[groans] Oh.
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Just like anything, like
a receipt or... [gagging]
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Stop doing that 'cause
I'm a sympathetic vomiter.
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[retching]
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It's climbing.
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Oh, Frank, hey.
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I'm so sorry, um, Rick's
actually in the parking lot.
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He overdid it
with the blood candies
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and he's now sneezing
diarrhea,
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um, so we need to go
to a car wash
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and then probably
an urgent care.
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Everyone heard.
No one's eating now.
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Right. Ok, um, but I--
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Oh, okay. Hey Tiffany
this is Frank.
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-Hi.
-Frank, Tiffany.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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But I feel like
I've seen you before.
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Do you garden at the Queen Ann
community garden?
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I do. Are you plot 14B?
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Yes, and you are 14A, right?
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I am, yeah.
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[Tiffany] You have all of
that amazing bok choy.
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Gotta give credit
to the 200 days
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of annual rainfall that we get.
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But your snow peas, you-- you
wouldn't believe them, Emily.
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Oh.
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They're perfect.
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Um... uh, Rick keeps
texting me actually,
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and his texts are making
less and less sense,
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I think he might be delirious
so I um--
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-Go, go.
-I have to go.
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Go.
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I'm so sorry.
Are you gonna be ok?
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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You've introduced us and given
us quite a conversation starter.
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[Shred] Let me ask you
something.
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What's the first thing
you touch in a room?
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Door.
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At night.
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Light switch.
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-Ding ding.
-Yeah.
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Look at these beauts.
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What the... authentic craftsman
style look?
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I like the sound of that.
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Oh my gosh.
They work with dimmers.
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Dude... no.
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It's like having 32 lights
in one.
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We have to, right?
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Dude, it's a no-brainer.
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Give the whole dining room
a facelift.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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Oh god.
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What? What?
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It's Greg.
It's the guy we fired.
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No.
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He's coming over here.
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Greg's here.
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He's right there.
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Don't say anything.
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I'm gonna say something.
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Gre- [clears throat]
Greg.
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Greg?
[laughs nervously]
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Greg. Hey man, what're--
what're you doing around here?
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I'm a general contractor.
I come here every day.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Totally.
258
00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:22,830
Yeah.
259
00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:24,662
So, who'd you end up going with
for the job?
260
00:08:24,744 --> 00:08:27,934
Uh, we actually-- we decided
to tackle it ourselves.
261
00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:28,509
Yep.
262
00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:29,600
You get it.
263
00:08:29,982 --> 00:08:32,922
Lot of Red Vines for a simple
paint and carpet job.
264
00:08:32,937 --> 00:08:34,526
Curious, do you think
this is enough paint
265
00:08:34,529 --> 00:08:36,449
for the whole job, or...?
266
00:08:36,532 --> 00:08:37,362
[scoffs]
267
00:08:37,534 --> 00:08:38,774
You guys know
what you're doing.
268
00:08:38,796 --> 00:08:39,676
[knocks]
269
00:08:41,881 --> 00:08:45,971
And correct me if I'm wrong
but drywall is just wall?
270
00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:47,037
Greg?
271
00:08:51,425 --> 00:08:53,165
Oh hey. Is Rick alive?
272
00:08:53,238 --> 00:08:54,758
Uh, yeah.
He's keeping liquids down.
273
00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,819
Um, how was the date
last night?
274
00:08:56,823 --> 00:08:57,993
Pretty good.
275
00:08:58,326 --> 00:09:00,845
I give the appetizers a four,
the goodnight kiss a nine.
276
00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:03,039
I'd give it a full ten
but we clanked teeth.
277
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,673
Ok, well it sounds like Tiffany
had a good time, too, so...
278
00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:07,779
Wait, did she text you?
279
00:09:08,111 --> 00:09:10,541
I texted her, actually.
Very casual, see how it went.
280
00:09:10,615 --> 00:09:12,805
She gave your date
a thumbs up.
281
00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:15,037
Alright, well I will accept
that rave review.
282
00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:16,151
Mmhmm.
283
00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:19,894
Wait a minute, uh, was it
an emoji or a text on its own
284
00:09:19,979 --> 00:09:21,489
or a reaction to a text?
May I?
285
00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:22,811
Ok.
286
00:09:23,154 --> 00:09:25,893
So it was a reaction to a text
which is not as good, right?
287
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,678
No, no, she had a good time,
Frank.
288
00:09:27,751 --> 00:09:29,511
You're exactly
where you wanna be.
289
00:09:29,594 --> 00:09:31,413
Oh, no, I'm not.
I hate dating.
290
00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,506
I just wanna skip to the part
where we're binge watching
291
00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:34,749
tv shows and gaining weight.
292
00:09:34,752 --> 00:09:36,421
Like a relationship?
293
00:09:36,424 --> 00:09:37,854
I don't wanna put labels
on things.
294
00:09:37,926 --> 00:09:40,376
It's just that thing where
you're content and monogamous
295
00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:41,530
and all that crap.
296
00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:44,362
I could text her, propose
a second double date,
297
00:09:44,446 --> 00:09:45,366
maybe after work?
298
00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:46,728
What is going on with you
and double dates?
299
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,880
Just be alone
with your boyfriend.
300
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,063
Have you guys run out
of stories?
301
00:09:50,315 --> 00:09:52,964
This is not about me,
it's about you finding someone
302
00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:55,989
that you can, you know, bring to
game night or the apple orchard.
303
00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:58,234
Apple picking,
making apple tarts.
304
00:09:58,318 --> 00:09:59,998
Cool. Let's text her.
Great.
305
00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:00,930
Yeah? Ok.
306
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,002
Sure. I mean, without
the apple picking.
307
00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:03,755
Maybe.
308
00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:04,846
People get paid
to pick apples.
309
00:10:04,928 --> 00:10:05,848
[message alert]
310
00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:07,780
Hey, Tiffany's in.
Told you she likes you.
311
00:10:07,852 --> 00:10:10,101
That's great.
What did she say?
312
00:10:10,106 --> 00:10:11,105
Thumbs up. Yeah.
313
00:10:11,107 --> 00:10:11,697
Great.
314
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,128
[phone alarms chiming]
315
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,850
[gasps]
Ok, here we go.
316
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:16,955
Wait, did you guys actually
set alarms?
317
00:10:17,026 --> 00:10:18,286
Oh yeah.
318
00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:20,698
T-minus five minutes until you
meet the stalker of your dreams.
319
00:10:20,702 --> 00:10:21,642
We found this
on your locker.
320
00:10:22,044 --> 00:10:23,984
I wanted to read it but
somebody wouldn't let me.
321
00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,217
All will be revealed in the--
322
00:10:25,399 --> 00:10:27,218
--in the multi-purpose room.
Yeah, I did take a peek.
323
00:10:27,222 --> 00:10:29,572
Awe, you get to meet your
one true love in the room
324
00:10:29,656 --> 00:10:30,986
where we de-worm cats.
325
00:10:31,008 --> 00:10:31,837
Wow.
326
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,248
Ok, I will take it from here.
327
00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:34,071
Awesome.
328
00:10:34,253 --> 00:10:35,243
I think we should all
just take it.
329
00:10:36,116 --> 00:10:38,245
I... I think this...
this is a me thing.
330
00:10:38,249 --> 00:10:38,689
Mmhmm.
331
00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:39,770
Well, I mean...
332
00:10:40,032 --> 00:10:41,692
-I feel like a we... we thing.
-Yeah, I'll go.
333
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:42,864
This has the potential
to be very romantic.
334
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:43,946
Oh, yes, romantic.
335
00:10:44,428 --> 00:10:46,267
Once this person goes
from breaking into your locker
336
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,881
to breaking into your home
you'll be positively swooning.
337
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:49,945
Ok, shut up.
338
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,276
I'm trying to be open
to the possibility
339
00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:52,629
of something different--
340
00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:53,561
Mmhmm.
341
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:54,543
And I'm willing to give
this person a chance
342
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,815
as long as they're over 18
and under...
343
00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:00,080
As long as they're over 18.
344
00:11:00,152 --> 00:11:00,911
Yeah.
345
00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:02,004
[gasps]
346
00:11:02,236 --> 00:11:03,156
[Frank] Wow.
347
00:11:03,237 --> 00:11:05,327
[Emily] Oh Victoria!
348
00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,909
I knew it was water guy!
349
00:11:06,913 --> 00:11:08,413
Oh my god, yeah. I can
work with this.
350
00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:09,845
Hi.
351
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:10,917
Uh...
352
00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:11,419
Oh.
353
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,680
Pardon me.
354
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:14,672
Happy birthday,
I guess.
355
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:15,695
Yes, thank you.
356
00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,617
So it's not sexy water guy?
357
00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:19,701
Yeah, so who is it, then?
358
00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:22,342
[balloons popping]
359
00:11:24,119 --> 00:11:25,378
Ta-dah!
360
00:11:25,381 --> 00:11:28,051
[Victoria] Ah, there he is. Ok.
361
00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:30,395
This is a prank.
Well done, Frank.
362
00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:31,378
Oh, no, I didn't do this.
363
00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,570
Of course it was Templeton.
364
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:35,222
Literally the last person that
you would think it would be.
365
00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:36,056
[Emily] This is a twist.
366
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,726
-I got HR on hold...
-Uh-huh.
367
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,069
-...just in case this escalates.
-Mmhmm.
368
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,903
But also I'm recording this
because this is too much.
369
00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:42,946
[Emily] Yeah.
370
00:11:43,248 --> 00:11:43,598
[whispers] I thought it would
just be the two of us.
371
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:44,259
[Patel] Huh?
372
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,340
We can't hear you
over here.
373
00:11:45,712 --> 00:11:46,102
-Can't hear what you're saying.
-'Cause I'm recording.
374
00:11:46,604 --> 00:11:47,124
[Patel] Just turn it up
just a little.
375
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,605
I said I thought it
would be the two of us,
376
00:11:49,618 --> 00:11:51,038
but I've come this far
so I'm wondering if,
377
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:52,691
as your former secret admirer,
378
00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:56,033
I could openly admire you
on a date.
379
00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:57,298
[Frank] You said you'd
be open to anyone.
380
00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,760
No thank you.
381
00:11:58,832 --> 00:12:01,382
Ah, well that was
three months and $3,500
382
00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:03,046
that was not spent wisely?
383
00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:05,059
Oh, well, from where
we're standing
384
00:12:05,132 --> 00:12:06,132
it was worth every penny.
385
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:08,323
Alright, well you can tell
a man's character
386
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:11,497
by how he reacts on
his darkest moment
387
00:12:11,582 --> 00:12:14,431
so I'm going to just leave
and do the right thing.
388
00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:15,345
Ok.
389
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:16,188
Ok, everybody.
390
00:12:19,504 --> 00:12:20,324
You have a...
391
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,795
What's that smell?
392
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,968
Oh god, it smells like
burning hooves.
393
00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:32,853
Yeah.
394
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:45,415
Somebody has killed the only
thing I've ever loved.
395
00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:46,304
Blummies.
396
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:48,167
Templeton.
397
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,338
Ohhh... [sniffs].
398
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,861
They jammed my boy.
399
00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:54,245
They jammed my boy!
400
00:12:55,259 --> 00:12:56,099
Oh boy.
401
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,950
You brought this evil
into our house.
402
00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:00,602
Woah, back, ok?
Do not turn this around on me.
403
00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:01,387
A man asked me out.
404
00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:04,129
I said no and, what,
I deserve vengeance?
405
00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:06,043
And I'm just putting
this out there,
406
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,974
it could have been Rick.
He also likes Blummies.
407
00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:09,627
Nope. This is Templeton
level of petty.
408
00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:10,651
He did this.
409
00:13:10,913 --> 00:13:12,822
He probably did it while we were
still laughing at him.
410
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,746
He never complained,
411
00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:16,239
no matter what
I put inside him.
412
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,421
What?
413
00:13:17,503 --> 00:13:18,982
That's tough wording, Frank.
414
00:13:18,985 --> 00:13:20,345
Yogurt time.
415
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:24,902
I'm gonna come back, ok.
416
00:13:29,531 --> 00:13:30,531
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
417
00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:31,373
[clinking]
418
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,027
Mmm.
419
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,049
-That is good.
-Mmhmm.
420
00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:37,011
Glad we got the bottle.
421
00:13:37,373 --> 00:13:38,553
Yeah, it really is the most
sophisticated way
422
00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:40,054
to get hammered.
423
00:13:40,057 --> 00:13:41,317
Be cool, my dear.
424
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,319
I'm cool.
425
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,470
I have your salads here.
426
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:45,163
Oh, I don't believe
we ordered salads.
427
00:13:45,235 --> 00:13:47,335
Actually, uh, I took
the liberty,
428
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,059
these salads are made with
vegetables from my garden.
429
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:54,423
What? Frank, that is
so thoughtful and sweet.
430
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,170
And I might have snuck
some of Tiffany's snow peas
431
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,754
and watermelon radishes
in there.
432
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:00,957
Oh.
433
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:03,038
How delightfully unexpected.
434
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,523
Did you pick them
from my plot?
435
00:14:05,607 --> 00:14:06,957
I certainly did.
436
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:08,259
[laughs nervously]
437
00:14:08,631 --> 00:14:09,631
Oh.
438
00:14:09,713 --> 00:14:10,633
It's so nice.
439
00:14:10,714 --> 00:14:13,233
It's so specific.
440
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:16,127
Rick, why aren't you doing
this kind of thing for me?
441
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,302
Oh, you got me in trouble.
442
00:14:17,305 --> 00:14:18,485
Yeah, Rick, what the hell.
443
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,586
[laughs] So great.
444
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,248
Um, if you'll excuse me
445
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:24,091
I'm going to use
the ladies room.
446
00:14:24,175 --> 00:14:24,885
Ok.
447
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,639
Isn't she great?
448
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,424
[Templeton] Oh good,
you're still here.
449
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:32,356
No, I'm not.
450
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,768
You are, I see you.
451
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,100
And I only have one more
little care package for you.
452
00:14:36,183 --> 00:14:38,372
Ok, if I open that
and it's a dead bird
453
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,127
I'm... I'm gonna be so mad.
454
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,118
Not a dead bird.
455
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,120
It's an invoice
with all the receipts
456
00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:44,312
for little New Zealand lollies,
and the basket,
457
00:14:44,386 --> 00:14:46,646
the mileage from my trip
to Spokane
458
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,490
to the specialty store
for you.
459
00:14:48,562 --> 00:14:50,472
You're seriously charging me
for your crush?
460
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:51,555
You led me on.
461
00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,667
You're like a classic temptress
from Oceania.
462
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,559
Ok. I did not lead you on.
463
00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:58,072
I have shown you nothing
but contempt and distain.
464
00:14:58,077 --> 00:14:58,997
I really don't--
465
00:14:59,239 --> 00:15:00,019
-Playful contempt and distain.
-Playful?
466
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,090
And that is very confusing.
467
00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:04,232
You have 30 days or interest
starts to accrue.
468
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,520
Unless--
469
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,282
-No.
-Ok.
470
00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:09,203
You know what?
471
00:15:09,605 --> 00:15:10,784
I only date women made
in America, anyway.
472
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:11,626
Oh.
473
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:14,301
No.
474
00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:16,805
[buzzing]
475
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:17,956
You hear that?
476
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,398
That's the sound of generational
wealth accruing.
477
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,400
[laughs]
478
00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:24,246
Ugh.
479
00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:26,327
The sawdust tastes
like bad mushrooms.
480
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,590
Yeah. What?
481
00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:28,592
Gross.
482
00:15:29,505 --> 00:15:30,335
Oh, that's black mold.
483
00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:31,837
-Black what?
-That's black mold.
484
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:32,939
That's black mold.
485
00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:34,660
I'm not up on my molds
but is that worse than green?
486
00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:36,272
It might just be
that one little spot.
487
00:15:36,276 --> 00:15:37,276
It's fine, just open it up.
488
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,616
-Open it up?
-Open it up!
489
00:15:38,619 --> 00:15:39,489
Ok.
490
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:47,541
That seems bad.
491
00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:48,473
It's probably just the--
492
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,464
That's probably
the end of it, right?
493
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,627
Probably.
494
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:52,729
Unless it goes down.
495
00:15:52,801 --> 00:15:54,031
No chance it goes down,
right?
496
00:15:57,889 --> 00:15:59,559
We gotta get out
of this house!
497
00:15:59,912 --> 00:16:01,232
We gotta get out
of this house!
498
00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:04,514
You don't think the whole
salad thing was weird,
499
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,078
I mean, everybody cheered when
the guy did it on Instagram.
500
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,353
I'm just gonna say it,
I thought it was cute.
501
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,436
So cute, right?
I mean, also very masculine.
502
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:14,190
I think it might be good
to acknowledge
503
00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:15,283
that from Tiff's perspective
504
00:16:15,285 --> 00:16:17,604
it could have come off
as a bit invasive.
505
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,239
Invasive?
Honey, excuse me, but what?
506
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,222
Well, you know, he just stole
her veggies--
507
00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:26,136
Stole? It's a community garden.
Basically an open field.
508
00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:29,311
And if anything, her reaction
was a little nutty.
509
00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:30,467
I mean, running away
to the bathroom?
510
00:16:30,729 --> 00:16:33,229
I just think you could have used
your own vegetables,
511
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:34,493
like simplified the gesture.
512
00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:37,665
No. No, no, no.
Mixing is what makes it special.
513
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,829
Two people from different plots
coming together
514
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,104
to form something new.
515
00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:43,666
Yes. Rick gets it.
516
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:45,429
Ok. Shall we just leave it
at that?
517
00:16:45,512 --> 00:16:47,622
Just say it's a grey area,
even though I'm right.
518
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:50,206
When do you think
she's coming back?
519
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,279
She's gonna be back
in a second.
520
00:16:51,361 --> 00:16:52,540
She's been gone 10 minutes.
521
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,211
Babe...
522
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,213
What? She has.
523
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,864
Emily, I think you're right.
She ghosted me.
524
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,718
At the very least she's sitting
in a bathroom stall
525
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,229
trying to figure out
how to ghost me.
526
00:16:59,233 --> 00:16:59,993
No, I... I didn't say that.
527
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:01,304
That's quite a leap, pal.
528
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,326
I mean, we'd see her if she
left, we're right by the door.
529
00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:04,649
The bathroom has a window.
530
00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:05,731
Honey, you're killing him.
531
00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:07,673
You're not texting Tiffany
right now, are you?
532
00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:12,176
I just want to let her know
that it is not ok.
533
00:17:12,193 --> 00:17:13,582
You're typing pretty hard
over there, buddy.
534
00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:14,845
Want a second set of eyes
on that?
535
00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:17,647
No, I'm just letting it roll,
don't wanna overthink it.
536
00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:21,741
All caps, exclamation point,
exclamation point, send.
537
00:17:21,817 --> 00:17:22,607
[message alert]
538
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,719
Sorry, one of my clients
called me.
539
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,632
Um... did you text me?
540
00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:27,465
No.
541
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,546
Uh... you know, I just um...
542
00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,551
my phone's unlocked and I kinda
move my finger on it
543
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,644
and it just spells words.
544
00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:36,817
My snow peas are as hollow
of flavor
545
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,730
as I am of good character?
546
00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:39,812
[Emily] Oh, dear.
547
00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:40,745
Yeah.
548
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,636
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
549
00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:46,481
Oh. Uh... ok.
550
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:49,699
[message alert]
551
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:54,342
Oh, yeah.
Uh, thumbs down.
552
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:56,856
Wanna skip to dessert?
I'll order three bourbons.
553
00:17:56,861 --> 00:17:57,881
Do you guys want anything?
554
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,554
[phone ringing]
555
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,800
What can I do for you,
Templeton?
556
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,482
Nice try, I know you sent
the email.
557
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:06,804
What email?
558
00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:09,237
Don't play dumb, the one from
the Royal Highlander Quartet
559
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,500
inviting me to audition?
560
00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:11,741
I don't even know what that is.
561
00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,244
Come on, you sent me
a fake email
562
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,496
from the preeminent
bagpiper ensemble
563
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:16,660
in the Pacific Northwest
564
00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:19,332
'cause you know I wanna be taken
seriously as a bagger.
565
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:20,436
Well, this might surprise you
566
00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,268
but I didn't even know
that you play the bagpipes.
567
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,530
Really?
So you don't remember me
568
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,442
in a tartan kilt
at the cougar funeral
569
00:18:25,525 --> 00:18:27,525
playing Tears in Heaven,
or at the wake
570
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,858
when I brought the house down
with Sexual Healing?
571
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,672
Nope.
572
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:32,374
Huh.
573
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:34,547
Maybe you didn't send
that email.
574
00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:36,209
No, I didn't send it.
575
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,291
Ok. Thank you.
576
00:18:37,553 --> 00:18:39,483
I'm gonna go now and if you try
and call me back
577
00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:40,576
and it doesn't go through
578
00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:42,788
that's because I blocked you
forever, ok? Bye.
579
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:44,793
[honking horn]
580
00:19:00,859 --> 00:19:02,779
Excuse me?
Can I help you?
581
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,972
I'm here for the Royal
Highlander Quartet audition.
582
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:08,045
Auditorium's this way, right?
Hydrated, ready to blow pipe.
583
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,310
[bell rings]
584
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:13,325
[indistinct conversations]
585
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:18,244
[Victoria] That's him!
586
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,656
That's the creepy old man
pretending to be a student
587
00:19:20,679 --> 00:19:21,829
-Oh geez.
-...at this school!
588
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,351
No.
589
00:19:22,522 --> 00:19:24,002
He's probably a pervert!
590
00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:25,744
Oh no, no, no.
591
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:30,086
I'm-- [clears throat]
I'm an animal control officer.
592
00:19:30,094 --> 00:19:32,784
That blows pipe.
Uh, bagpipe.
593
00:19:47,661 --> 00:19:47,991
Frank?
594
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:48,991
Yeah.
595
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,323
What're you doing in
the grooming hammock
596
00:19:50,405 --> 00:19:51,425
with the lights off?
597
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,907
Good for my back and the lights
are on a motion sensor.
598
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:58,252
So, was justice served?
599
00:19:58,337 --> 00:19:59,497
I don't know, you tell me.
600
00:19:59,609 --> 00:20:01,838
That's the creepy old man
pretending to be a student
601
00:20:01,842 --> 00:20:04,151
at this school!
He's probably a pervert!
602
00:20:04,156 --> 00:20:06,515
[laughs]
603
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,440
That's good.
604
00:20:08,192 --> 00:20:12,802
I uh, buried a panini press
behind the building.
605
00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:16,038
It was a short and touching
service so thank you for that.
606
00:20:16,044 --> 00:20:17,044
How was your date?
607
00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:19,486
Crushed it.
This is my celebratory dangle.
608
00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,640
[laughs]
609
00:20:20,912 --> 00:20:22,832
It was one of those dates
where the starter salad
610
00:20:22,915 --> 00:20:25,734
turns into a �I never wanna see
you again� salad.
611
00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:27,738
Oh, that's rough.
612
00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:28,512
Yeah.
613
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:29,763
But I'm in no place to judge.
614
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:32,266
I actually thought I might have
a super sexy secret admirer
615
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:34,918
but instead I got Templeton.
616
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:38,993
Love, like cornhole, is a game
I'll never understand.
617
00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:42,863
[horn honking]
618
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,035
What was that?
619
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,967
That's the water delivery guy.
He's so hot.
620
00:20:47,052 --> 00:20:50,622
I needed a palate cleanser.
He still thinks it's my birthday
621
00:20:50,637 --> 00:20:52,387
and I told him to pick me up
after his shift.
622
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,560
Oh, well he brought the delivery
truck so I hope he takes you
623
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,125
to the most romantic
distribution center in town.
624
00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:00,972
Goodnight, Frank.
625
00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:04,977
Can you give me a push?
626
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:10,782
Hi. I recently made a purchase
I'd like to return.
627
00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:13,288
Well, I know you're a realtor,
that's why I called.
628
00:21:13,302 --> 00:21:14,802
[dial tone]
629
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,764
Hello?
630
00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:18,006
It's no use, buddy.
631
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:20,139
These closing docs
are rock solid.
632
00:21:20,223 --> 00:21:21,053
I'm still in if you are.
633
00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:21,984
Oh, I'm still in.
634
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:23,226
Because legally neither of us
can walk away.
635
00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:28,158
Yeah, that's what I found
in my due diligence, as well.
636
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,835
So, what's our next move?
637
00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:38,025
I'll do it, but now it's double
the price.
638
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,240
When can you start?
639
00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:43,840
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