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Water. I need water.
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Oh, don, what's going on?
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I just foiled a bank
robbery, Sally.
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You're kidding.
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Well, what happened?
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Did they trip the
alarm or something?
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No. They dropped their bag
of money outside the bank,
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and just as I was swooping down
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to write them a
ticket for littering,
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I realized, "Hey,
that's not trash."
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That's a bag full of money."
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So if they hadn't
dropped that bag,
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they would have
gotten away with it?
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Well, yes,
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But luckily for those of us
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in the law enforcement
community,
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people always make mistakes.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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Criminals are stupid,
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but I'm always one
step behind them.
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Oh, god! I left the bag
of money in the car!
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Robbing a bank? That
sounds impossible.
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I mean, you got the
surveillance cameras
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and the security guards.
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All those dirty magazines
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and the pressure to perform.
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Harry, that's a sperm bank.
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Oh, god, no.
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You know, you got to admit
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it would be pretty thrilling
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to pull off a bank robbery.
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Yeah, the money would be nice.
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Tommy, it's not about the money.
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It's about the challenge.
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I mean, with the right plan
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and the proper training,
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I think we could rob a bank.
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You heard don.
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People always make mistakes.
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We're not people.
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Ahh.
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O-o-OHH!
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Mary Albright?
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Frank Cooper!
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Hey, beautiful.
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Ohh-ho! You look terrific.
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Oh, so do you.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, the Dean invited me
to do a lecture series
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on my peruvian excavation.
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Oh. Dick, this is Frank Cooper.
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Frank, this is Dick Solomon.
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Very nice to meet you, Dr.
Solomon.
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Uh-huh.
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So, uh, how do you 2
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know each other?
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Oh, I studied under
Mary a few years back.
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Really?
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Well, I studied under
her last night.
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Ok, then. Well, Frank, it
was so good to see you,
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and I definitely
will stop by later.
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Can't wait. Bye. Ohh.
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Well, you and Frank
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certainly seem to
enjoy the nuzzling.
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Dick, you're being ridiculous.
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Frank was one of my students.
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That never stopped you before.
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Shut up, Nina.
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Frank and I are just friends.
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I don't buy it.
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That man is here for one
reason and one reason only...
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To continue his excavation
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of your pants.
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Ok, look.
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If we're gonna pull off
this bank robbery,
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we have to trust each other
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and work together as a team.
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Who's with me?
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Wow! Tommy, your
hands are so soft.
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Are you using a new
kind of lotion?
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Actually, I've been wearing
gloves when I do the dishes.
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Mmm, nice. Enough!
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Ok, now, while the
guards are gone,
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Harry will distract the teller
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by bringing her the
bank's ballpoint pen
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and complaining that
it's out of ink.
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I'll go in the day before
and doodle for a few hours.
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That way it'll be ready to go.
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Or you could just pretend.
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Ah, devious.
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All right, Tommy, you're
gonna slip into the safe,
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grab the money, and when
you hear this sound...
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"Now, Tommy!"
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you leave the safe and walk
calmly out of the bank.
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Meanwhile, I'll be
running interference.
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What's that mean?
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It means if the guard
shows up early,
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I flash him.
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Any final questions?
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Yes. Can I be the guard?
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No.
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Come in.
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Dr. Solomon.
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Frank, there's something
we need to discuss.
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Sure.
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I just wanted you to know
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that I'm involved
with Mary Albright,
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and that's not gonna
change just because
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some gorgeous hottie
like you comes to town.
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Well, first off, thanks
for the compliment.
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Well, I do have eyes, Frank.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Uh, look, Dick. Sit
down, will you?
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You have nothing to worry about.
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I'm not interested in Mary
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or anybody like her,
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if you know what I mean.
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Not really.
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I'm sorry if I'm being so vague,
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but I, um...
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look, not everyone is as
open-minded as I'd like,
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some of the people
here at Pendleton
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aren't ready to
accept that I'm...
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I'm... well, you know.
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From a different world.
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A different world?
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Wait a second, are you
trying to tell me
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that you're... Yes.
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Oh, my god. So am I!
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I knew the minute you walked in.
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Is it that obvious?
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Uh, Yeah. Yeah.
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Ah, so this is why
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you haven't married Mary.
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Exactly.
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I love her dearly,
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but I didn't want to marry her
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and then have to go behind
her back to explore.
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I mean,
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I... I am on a mission.
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I hear that.
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Listen, I should have
said something earlier,
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but I just get so nervous.
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I only recently started
to tell people.
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You've told people?
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Oh, you haven't?
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Heavens, no! How do they react?
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Oh, for the most part
they're very accepting.
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I mean, everyone is
coming out nowadays.
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My god, we're like 10%
of the population.
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I'll be damned.
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I thought I was all alone here.
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Well, I felt that
way for a while.
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But if you go to the bars,
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you find out that there's
a huge community
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of us out there.
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There are bars?
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Well, not just bars, Dick,
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but restaurants, cruises...
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Cruises?
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Oh, I went to mykonos
over christmas.
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Mykonos!
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Oh, Frank. You've
made me so happy!
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey.
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So, how was your day?
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Not bad, you?
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Oh, pretty average.
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You know, graded some papers,
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did some driving,
met another alien.
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All: What?
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His name is Frank. He's
an old friend of Mary's.
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Oh, man, that broad's like
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an interstellar lightning rod.
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Hey, Hey, get this.
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Apparently, Rutherford
is the hotbed
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of alien activity in ohio.
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Whoa!
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Frank invited me to this place
downtown called Jeffrey's lounge.
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It's an alien bar.
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Jeffrey's lounge.
Isn't that that place
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with the blacked-out windows?
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Uh, yeah.
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Aliens inside.
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Wow, aliens inside?
So, can we go?
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Well, I'll check it
out, and if I like it,
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we'll book it for
Harry's birthday.
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Come on, Sally, we're late.
Oh, gosh, ok.
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Where are you guys going?
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Uh, we're going to see
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the Kenny Loggins experience.
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Yeah, they're a Kenny
Loggins tribute band.
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Oh, they sound just like him?
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Well, I hope not. I
hate Kenny Loggins.
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Bye, guys.
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Bye. Have fun.
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Harry, tell me something.
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Do you find it at all suspicious
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Sally is dating a cop?
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She's been dating a
cop for 2 years.
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It never bothered us before.
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We never robbed a bank before.
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Well, Sally wouldn't
tell don about the bank.
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Or would she?
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No, she loves us.
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Or does she?
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No, she does...
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That bitch!
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So, everybody here
is just like us?
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Yep.
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What planet is he from?
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Seriously.
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Where are all the ladies?
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Oh, they have their own bar.
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Oh, smart.
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You know, Frank,
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I told Mary that you scored us
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a couple of hockey
tickets for tonight.
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I hope that's ok.
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Did you ever think that maybe
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you owe it to Mary to
tell her the truth?
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Sometimes. It's just that
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I've been keeping this
secret for so long now.
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Every day, it just gets
Harder for me to tell her.
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Oh, I understand, but you
should just think about it.
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Mrs. Dubcek! Hi.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Are you...
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No.
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These boys just love me.
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What about you?
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Surprise.
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Not really.
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Come on, boys. Let's dance.
Whoo-hoo!
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Hi, I'm Taylor.
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Hello, I'm the high commander.
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Well, hello, high commander.
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Maybe we can get together
sometime to do some Training?
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Why not? I'll make a
fine soldier out of you.
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What was that?
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A salute. A salute?
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You've never done the salute?
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No. You know, like...
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No, like...
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Better.
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Hey, look at us!
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We're fabulous!
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Good morning, guys.
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Good morning. Hey.
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You'll never guess who I saw
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at Jeffrey's lounge last night.
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Our florist, Alan.
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Alan is an alien?
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And one hell of a dancer.
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I cannot believe it.
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Being at Jeffrey's lounge
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is just so liberating.
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For the first time since
I came to this planet,
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I... I felt like I belonged.
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You know, I'm even toying with
the idea of telling Mary.
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Wait. No way, Dick.
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You cannot just spill
everything to Mary.
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I'm telling you, Sally.
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Half the people on Broadway
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are openly alien.
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Well, I don't care, Dick.
You know our policy.
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They don't ask, we don't tell.
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I guess you're right.
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Did you get your ears pierced?
272
00:11:14,564 --> 00:11:16,297
Oh, just on the
right side, Tommy.
273
00:11:16,298 --> 00:11:17,731
That's the alien side.
274
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,963
Well, I'm gonna swing by the
bank, do a little recon,
275
00:11:23,964 --> 00:11:26,063
then go visit don at
the police station.
276
00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:29,197
Taking a little trip
to the police station?
277
00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:30,763
Yeah, why?
278
00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:33,563
How do we know that you
and your cop boyfriend
279
00:11:33,564 --> 00:11:34,798
aren't setting us up?
280
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,297
I don't believe this.
281
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,697
After all the work I
have put into this plan,
282
00:11:41,698 --> 00:11:44,530
you guys have the
cojones to accuse me
283
00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:46,630
of being a stoolie?
284
00:11:46,631 --> 00:11:48,463
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey!
285
00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:50,497
Let me tell you how things
work around here, ok?
286
00:11:50,498 --> 00:11:52,263
This is my plan. I am the boss.
287
00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:53,897
You don't like it, you
can hit the road.
288
00:11:53,898 --> 00:11:56,397
Ok, calm down, Sally.
289
00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:58,630
We're all on the same team here.
290
00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:00,597
Now, if you'll excuse me,
291
00:12:00,598 --> 00:12:01,598
I'm gonna go get us
292
00:12:01,599 --> 00:12:04,597
a Sack of burritos.
293
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,997
It's gonna be a long night.
294
00:12:05,998 --> 00:12:06,998
Yeah, you do that.
295
00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:07,998
I will. All right.
296
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,097
What about you?
297
00:12:14,098 --> 00:12:15,497
You got a problem with me?
298
00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:17,263
No, Sally. No problem.
299
00:12:17,264 --> 00:12:18,630
I have total faith in you.
300
00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:20,397
All right. Cool. All right.
301
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:24,030
It's Harry I'm beginning
to have my doubts about.
302
00:12:24,031 --> 00:12:25,730
Harry? Yeah, well,
303
00:12:25,731 --> 00:12:27,363
if there's a weak Link
in this plan, it's him.
304
00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:30,330
Harry's not a weak Link.
305
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:32,897
Or is he?
306
00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:35,597
Nah. He's solid as a rock.
307
00:12:35,598 --> 00:12:37,663
Or is he soft?
308
00:12:37,664 --> 00:12:39,197
Nah.
309
00:12:39,198 --> 00:12:40,764
That bitch!
310
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,230
Hey, Dick.
311
00:12:47,231 --> 00:12:48,430
Mary, hi.
312
00:12:48,431 --> 00:12:49,730
How was the hockey
game last night?
313
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:53,063
Oh, uh, great. Sticks, ice,
314
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,064
toothless canadians,
you know the drill.
315
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,330
Mary? Mmm?
316
00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:05,697
Have you ever seen e.T.?
317
00:13:05,698 --> 00:13:07,330
E.T. Of course. Why?
318
00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:08,797
Did you like the alien?
319
00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:09,830
Uh-huh.
320
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,463
Did you...
321
00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:15,097
love the alien?
322
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,463
What are you talking about?
323
00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:19,097
Mary, I'm...
324
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,630
I am a... Hey, Mary.
325
00:13:20,631 --> 00:13:22,563
My collection of peruvian
stone Drums just arrived.
326
00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:23,763
Ooh!
327
00:13:23,764 --> 00:13:24,764
Um...
328
00:13:25,964 --> 00:13:27,297
I walked in on
something, didn't I?
329
00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:29,130
Oh, no... no. We were just
talking about movies.
330
00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:30,630
Oh, Dick. You've got
to come see this.
331
00:13:30,631 --> 00:13:31,763
No... no, you go ahead.
332
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,030
I-I've got a lot of work to do.
333
00:13:34,031 --> 00:13:35,997
I hope I didn't interrupt
anything important.
334
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:37,763
Actually, I was
about to tell her.
335
00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:41,430
Oh, my god. Oh, my
god, what have I done?
336
00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:42,997
I am so sorry.
337
00:13:42,998 --> 00:13:43,998
Mary: Frank.
338
00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:46,930
I'm coming!
339
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,331
I am so sorry.
340
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,598
Sad face.
341
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,163
Here he comes.
342
00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:04,497
Ok. Just go easy on him, ok?
343
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:05,997
I'm not heartless, Tommy.
344
00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:07,097
Hey, guys.
345
00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:09,663
You're out of the plan, Harry!
346
00:14:09,664 --> 00:14:11,330
What?
347
00:14:11,331 --> 00:14:12,763
We just don't think you
have the mental fortitude
348
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,897
for this operation.
349
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:14,898
The mental forta-what?
350
00:14:14,899 --> 00:14:16,197
Exactly.
351
00:14:16,198 --> 00:14:18,498
I don't believe this.
352
00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:25,830
Did you know about this, Tommy?
353
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,163
You did.
354
00:14:27,164 --> 00:14:28,897
You did know about this!
355
00:14:28,898 --> 00:14:31,263
Well, let me tell you
something about Tommy.
356
00:14:31,264 --> 00:14:32,863
That time we went
to the petting zoo,
357
00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:36,363
he had nightmares for a week.
A week!
358
00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:37,997
So as far as I'm concerned,
359
00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:39,730
you two deserve each other.
360
00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:41,630
I am out of here!
361
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,764
Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
362
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:46,930
Hi, guys. Is Dick here?
363
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,530
No. He's over at
Jeffrey's lounge.
364
00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:50,597
Jeffrey's loung...
365
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,198
Isn't that a gay bar?
366
00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:56,597
Yeah. Yeah.
367
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:59,197
That's... It's a gay bar.
368
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,764
Huh.
369
00:15:03,464 --> 00:15:06,663
Are you sure he said
Jeffrey's lounge?
370
00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:10,331
Well, he could've said
some other gay bar.
371
00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:14,431
Ok.
372
00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:19,430
So should we start
373
00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,030
reconstructing the
plan for 2 people?
374
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,997
Did you really have
375
00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:24,830
petting zoo nightmares, Tommy?
376
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:27,163
I don't want to talk about it.
377
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,830
I can't count on someone
378
00:15:28,831 --> 00:15:30,963
who's afraid of
Baby farm animals.
379
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,563
Hey. That Lamb was freaky, man.
380
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:35,230
He was giving me the evil eye.
381
00:15:35,231 --> 00:15:36,263
You're out, Tommy.
382
00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:37,463
What? You're done!
383
00:15:37,464 --> 00:15:38,930
You've been gunning
for me since day one,
384
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,497
haven't you? Haven't you?
385
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,297
Well, I'll tell
you what, sister.
386
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,930
You got your wish.
387
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,297
I'm out!
388
00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:49,364
Aah!
389
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:55,430
♪ The night is bitter ♪
390
00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:58,163
♪ The stars have
lost their glitter ♪
391
00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,797
♪ The winds grow colder ♪
392
00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:03,963
♪ And suddenly you're older ♪
393
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,397
♪ And all because of ♪
394
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,830
♪ The man ♪
395
00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:13,463
♪ That got away ♪
396
00:16:13,464 --> 00:16:14,663
Mary.
397
00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:15,797
What are you doing here?
398
00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:17,330
What are you doing here?
399
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,063
Well, I... I... I, uh..
400
00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:21,163
Frank and I were on our way home
401
00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:22,630
from another hockey game,
402
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,930
and we thought we saw the
players' bus parked outside,
403
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,197
so we came in for autographs
404
00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:28,530
and in the process of
searching for pens,
405
00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:31,063
the goalie suggested that
we sing some Judy Garland,
406
00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:33,730
and... and then you walked in.
407
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,563
Dick, it's time to come clean.
408
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:37,630
Come clean about what?
409
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:39,930
I can't. I just c-can't do it.
410
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,230
Will someone Please tell me
411
00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:42,763
what the hell is going on?
412
00:16:42,764 --> 00:16:43,930
Mary...
413
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:46,064
Dick is gay.
414
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,498
That's right, Mary. I'm...
415
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,663
No, I'm not.
416
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,763
Well, then why are you here?
417
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:57,764
What do you mean?
418
00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,030
Dick, this is a gay bar.
419
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:01,030
Everyone who comes here is gay.
420
00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:03,963
Mary, you're gay?
No, I'm not gay!
421
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,863
Oh, so you don't believe me,
422
00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:07,130
but I'm expected to believe you.
423
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:09,998
Oh, puh-leeze!
424
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,363
Tommy?
425
00:17:30,364 --> 00:17:32,463
Sally?
426
00:17:32,464 --> 00:17:34,497
What the hell are
you doing here?
427
00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:35,930
I'm here to knock off this bank.
428
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,330
Find your own bank, smee.
429
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:38,663
This one's mine!
430
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:40,397
Buzz off, fonzie.
431
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:42,831
Oh, god.
432
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,097
I don't believe it.
433
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:50,097
He's here, too?
434
00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:52,830
What are you doing here?
435
00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:54,997
I'm here to rob the bank.
436
00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:57,163
Who are you?
437
00:17:57,164 --> 00:17:59,430
Get the hell over here.
438
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:00,830
All right, look.
439
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,497
Since we're all here anyway,
440
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,497
we might as well go through
with the original plan.
441
00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:07,397
Harry, take the
pen to the teller
442
00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:08,597
and distract her.
443
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,230
That's when you, Tommy,
head for the safe.
444
00:18:10,231 --> 00:18:11,563
If there's any trouble,
445
00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:14,097
the guard gets a face
full of Sally-boob.
446
00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:17,063
Ooh. Now, are you sure
that I can't be the guard?
447
00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:18,664
No! Let's go.
448
00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:43,297
Harry! Harry! Harry.
449
00:18:43,298 --> 00:18:44,763
What's wrong?
450
00:18:44,764 --> 00:18:46,097
The pens are chained down.
451
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:48,830
They must've known
we were coming.
452
00:18:48,831 --> 00:18:50,497
You tipped off the
cops, didn't you?
453
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:52,497
Don't you start
with me, Lamb-boy.
454
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,163
Yeah. Maybe Lamb-boy
tipped off the fuzz.
455
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:55,164
You punk. Baaa!
456
00:18:55,164 --> 00:18:56,164
Aah! Stop it! All right!
457
00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:57,497
You two shut up. Now, listen,
458
00:18:57,498 --> 00:18:59,097
we have got a bank to rob.
459
00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:01,230
Excuse me?
460
00:19:01,231 --> 00:19:02,430
Can I help you?
461
00:19:02,431 --> 00:19:04,163
Every man for himself!
462
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,164
Aah!
463
00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:19,497
Hello, Nina.
464
00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:22,263
What the hell is this all about?
465
00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:23,863
Just in case Mary was worried,
466
00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:27,163
I wanted to prove to her
that I'm a real man.
467
00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:28,663
What do you think, Nina?
468
00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:30,530
You like beefcake?
469
00:19:30,531 --> 00:19:33,498
Not from your funky bakery.
470
00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:39,298
Dick.
471
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:42,863
Hey, hot stuff.
472
00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:44,330
I want to know what's
really going on
473
00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:45,563
between you and Frank.
474
00:19:45,564 --> 00:19:46,997
We just had a little
misunderstanding,
475
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:48,130
that's all.
476
00:19:48,131 --> 00:19:51,363
So, are you saying
you're gay or not?
477
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,730
What I'm saying...
478
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:55,331
is this.
479
00:20:01,598 --> 00:20:05,097
So, are you gay or not?
480
00:20:05,098 --> 00:20:06,797
Mary...
481
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:09,397
I am not gay.
482
00:20:09,398 --> 00:20:11,663
Good.
483
00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:13,663
You believe me?
484
00:20:13,664 --> 00:20:14,830
Yes, I do.
485
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:15,831
Good.
486
00:20:15,832 --> 00:20:17,664
I do believe you.
487
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,297
So, you're not gay?
488
00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:24,463
No, I'm not gay. I promise you.
489
00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:26,663
I am not gay.
490
00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:28,398
Uh-huh.
491
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:33,930
I'm an alien.
492
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,831
Oh, god, I wish I was gay!
493
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:44,997
So, did you hear, Dick?
We tried to rob a bank.
494
00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:46,997
Rob a bank? That's impossible.
495
00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:48,730
The pens all have chains.
496
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,463
Yeah. We know now.
497
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:52,997
I wonder how Humans would react
498
00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:54,830
if we came out as aliens?
499
00:20:54,831 --> 00:20:57,097
You know, I bet they'd
be cool with Everything
500
00:20:57,098 --> 00:20:59,231
except for us kissing on tv.
501
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,997
Sure is a nice night out, huh?
502
00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:04,463
Hey, Donny. Hey.
503
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,697
You got room for a cop
out on your roof?
504
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,064
Sure. Sure.
505
00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:11,930
Hey!
506
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:12,963
Hey.
507
00:21:12,964 --> 00:21:14,797
Hey. Hey. Hey.
508
00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:16,563
♪ Macho, macho man ♪
509
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:18,497
♪ Macho man ♪
510
00:21:18,498 --> 00:21:20,997
♪ I've got to be a macho man ♪
511
00:21:20,998 --> 00:21:22,364
♪ I've got to be a macho... ♪
512
00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:35,726
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