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The Government of the
United States of America...
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has issued a pardon
for Lieutenant Templeton Peck.
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Congratulations, Lieutenant.
You're a free man.
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Yeah, we really
gonna miss you, Face.
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Why can't I be
the new scrounger?
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Don't try and be me, Murdock. I mean,
it'll just get you in trouble.
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I think we've lost Face.
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I have waited
for this moment for 15 years.
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Oh, boy.
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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Please stand by.
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We have an important announcement
regarding the A-Team.
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We switch you now to the
briefing room at the Pentagon...
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where Colonel Donald Davis...
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is making
an official announcement.
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The Government of the
United States of America...
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has issued a pardon for
Lieutenant Templeton Peck...
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Who was formerly sought in
connection with war crimes...
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against the Government
of Vietnam.
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Through testimony delivered
by Colonel Harvey Miller...
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an aide in the General Headquarters
of the IOG Battalion...
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it has been learned
that Lieutenant Peck...
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was not involved...
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with the crimes committed
by The A-Team.
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The surprise announcement...
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was made at the Pentagon
briefing room...
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at 2:00 Eastern Standard Time.
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Colonel Harvey Miller
stated in sworn testimony...
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before the Adjutant General
in Los Angeles...
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that he had witnessed the events
surrounding the capture of the A-Team...
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and that Lieutenant Peck had simply been
a passenger on a transport plane...
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that led the A-Team
on their mission.
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Colonel Miller
will make a statement...
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on Meet the Press later today.
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What can I say, guys?
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Why now, Colonel?
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Why wait until now
to release the information?
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There were circumstances
surrounding that mission...
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that were highly confidential...
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and have just recently
been de-classified.
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I like this guy.
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Don't remember him,
but I like him.
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You don't remember Harvey Miller,
that skinny little loot from GHQ...
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who used to sell
the black market video tapes?
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No, Murdoch. That was
a little red-headed guy.
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Does it bother anybody that this
bald-headed bird Colonel...
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is flat lying?
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Face was assigned to us.
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He was second in command
and Supply Officer.
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You know, I think that's subject
to interpretation, you know?
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I mean, okay, sure, I was a
passenger on that plane.
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But you was assigned
to us, Face.
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Well, technically maybe.
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Face, you scammed
the rocket launchers.
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The important thing here is...
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that Colonel Miller thinks
I was there by mistake.
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The important thing is, guys...
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that I am getting pardoned.
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Or set up.
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Come on, this is my chance
to go out into the world...
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and use my heaven-sent
gift of gab...
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to accumulate all these...
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shallow, purposeless toys
that mankind lusts for.
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All right. I'll call
my lawyer, Jerry Eckworth.
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He's one of the great legal
snakes in entertainment law.
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I mean...
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I'll have him check into this
pardon and make sure it's legit.
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No, I'm sure it's legit.
I'm due for a break.
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Overdue, actually.
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Mr. Eckworth, please.
Hannibal Smith.
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Come on, guys. Cheer up.
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I mean, it's not like
I'm leaving you.
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Okay, sure...
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I won't have the fun of
galloping through mud holes...
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and getting shot at...
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but I'll be with you in spirit.
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Yeah, we really
gonna miss you, Face.
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Face, who's gonna
run our scamolas?
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Who's gonna lie to the girl
to get us the free airplane?
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Not that we
ever used them, big guy...
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but they were always there
in case we needed them.
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Face, if you've got a way out of this
mess we're all in, I'm all for it.
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But, I don't want
anyone on this team...
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getting suckered out into
the open and then captured.
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You know, Hannibal,
if Faceman does leave--
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I'm not leaving, Murdock.
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I'm just gonna be our agent
on the surface, that's all.
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As I was saying,
if Faceman does leave...
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why can't I be
the new scrounger?
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You know, new hair, swank new threads.
I could drive the Vette--
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Excuse me, Murdock,
the Vette goes with me.
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Oh, Hannibal.
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Hello, Jerry.
This is Hannibal.
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Yeah, we just heard.
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Would you check
this deal out for us?
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How can they pardon that lying,
stealing, piece of spit?
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He shoots at my men...
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robs our ordnance...
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and now he's gonna be
laughing in our faces!
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What're you gonna
do, General Fulbright?
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Decker tried for two years
and couldn't catch them.
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Decker was soft.
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Decker was never
fully committed...
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to the capture of these men!
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That's why Decker is now on his
rusty-dusty in Bangor in Maine.
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There's a big difference
between me and him, Sergeant.
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And you and the other men
in this outfit...
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are gonna find it out
very quickly.
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Fix the emblem on your collar.
And then you listen up.
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When Peck hits the streets...
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I'm gonna be on him
like stink on a boot.
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Where he goes, I go.
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What he does, I do.
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And if the A-Team tries
to make contact with him...
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we're gonna take them all.
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Fulbright's law, Sergeant...
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never wait.
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Attack.
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Well, I'm ready.
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Faceman emerges to face...
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an unsuspecting world.
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Face, we all know there's
something wrong here.
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No.
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There's a reason all this is
happening that we don't know.
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We gotta be careful.
Now take it slow.
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No, I don't want you guys
following me. Okay?
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I can take care of myself.
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Besides, that's just
what Decker would expect.
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It'd be dangerous.
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Faceman...
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you have any last minute
words of advice for me...
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before I fill your able
but slimy shoes?
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Slimy shoes?
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For I will steal. I will lie.
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I will seduce my way
down the path...
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that you have shown me.
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He couldn't scam
yesterday's garbage.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, you just watch.
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With my new clothes...
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and my new manners...
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and especially...
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my new hair!
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I will thrill and amaze us all.
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Gee, I feel like I'm
running out on you guys. Yeah?
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But you have to understand.
This is a pardon.
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It's my chance
to start a new life.
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Face...
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any of us would grab the chance.
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B.A...
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you take care
of these bums, huh?
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I'll do it, man.
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And you be careful.
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All right, I will.
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Well...
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I'll see you, guy.
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Well...
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I'll see you, guy.
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Don't try and be me, Murdock. I mean,
it'll just get you in trouble.
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Faceman, we all
got to have our idols.
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So, now it's just time for
yours truly to step up...
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and be initiated.
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How about it?
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Oh, it's nice, but I'd still
prefer a tall blonde.
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Come on, Face.
I'll drop you off.
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Oh, I wouldn't
do that, Hannibal.
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See, I'm supposed to
pick my pardon up...
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at the government
building. So...
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And Decker'll probably
be there and...
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Well, I called a cab.
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So...
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stay in touch.
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He's walking
into something. I know it.
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Have you contacted
our people on the street?
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They have been alerted.
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But it is our feeling
that this man...
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will be under constant
government surveillance.
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At first, then,
he will be hard to locate.
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He will be cautious,
unsure of his freedom--
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You will find him.
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No amount of money is too much.
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He robbed me of my only real
valuable possession in life.
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You will find him and bring him to me.
Do you understand?
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Lieutenant Peck.
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Charlene Cross, LA Dispatch.
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Were you surprised by Colonel
Miller's announcement?
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Well, Charlie...
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Well...
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it's not Lieutenant anymore.
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You know, it's just plain,
old Templeton Peck.
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You know, private citizen.
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Hi, there.
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Are you with the peacock?
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Toni Somerset, NBC News.
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How do you feel
about the allegations...
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that you ran a large illegal club
for officers and enlisted men...
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called the DMZ Tennis
and Racquetball Club?
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I just felt
that the fighting man...
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needed some recreation.
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So, I...
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I poured a few tennis courts...
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and put in some racquetball...
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had the Seabees
dig a swimming pool.
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Yes, and, well, I...
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It wasn't the Bel Air
Sports Connection...
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but it got us through
some very tough times.
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Well, look, I'd like to stand
here and answer your questions...
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but, well, I think there's
an Adjutant General inside...
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with a piece of paper that I've
been looking for, for 12 years.
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Well, thank you all.
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Look, I'll have a formal
press conference...
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later at the hotel
and we'll do this right.
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You know, champagne, finger sandwiches.
The whole ball of wax.
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All right? Ciao, thank you.
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You having nice day, Peck.
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- Who are you?
- Fulbright...
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General Harlan Fulbright.
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"Bull" Fulbright. The...
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The terror of Toledo.
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Well, well, well...
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and what are you doing
here, General?
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I'm here to squash you and all
the slime you run around with.
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You see, I know
who you really are.
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A war hero...
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unjustly charged
with crimes he didn't commit.
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Not even close.
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You're garbage that got
wrapped up in a nice package.
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Get out of my way, General.
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Or I will have a writ of
harassment on your desk...
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before the sun goes down.
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Well, well.
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E.G. Fowler, with Limelight
Management Incorporated.
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- I'd like to represent you...
- Excuse me.
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- ...if you aren't already spoken for.
- Cary Carlton, Atlanta Affiliate.
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- Could we do a little standup piece right here?
- Come on, Cary. No.
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- We can't favor one affiliate.
- Just something short.
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Don't worry, you'll get
your chance. Call my office.
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Oh, sorry, guys,
you heard the lady...
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and I take my orders like a man.
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Wow, you're pretty good.
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Look, PR people are gonna be
coming at you in assault waves.
252
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,143
Now, here is my deal.
253
00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:27,021
$2,500 a week.
Expenses are split.
254
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:29,399
I know you're probably
short of cash now.
255
00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:32,443
So I'll do
the first week on account.
256
00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:35,238
By then, if I've done my job...
257
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:39,367
you'll have book advances
and TV appearance money...
258
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:42,203
and maybe even
the film rights sold.
259
00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:43,788
What did you say
your name was, again?
260
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,039
E.G. Fowler.
261
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,418
Well, E.G., throw in
a dinner for a hungry boy...
262
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:49,961
and you got yourself a deal.
263
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,212
Lieutenant Peck...
264
00:12:51,462 --> 00:12:53,548
this way, please.
The Governor is waiting.
265
00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:03,766
Listen to this.
266
00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:05,977
"On his career in Vietnam...
267
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,854
"Lieutenant Peck stated...
268
00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:10,231
"that his
entrepreneurial interests...
269
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:14,068
"tended to overshadow
his military accomplishments.
270
00:13:14,235 --> 00:13:17,363
"He and the ordinary members
of his team--"
271
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,782
That's us, his team.
I love it.
272
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:21,993
"...took several
enemy positions...
273
00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:24,662
"deemed impossible to capture...
274
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,706
"by high-ranking brass.
275
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:30,501
"His sure-footed leadership
under fire, Peck stated...
276
00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,921
"helped to bring
the team back alive."
277
00:13:33,087 --> 00:13:35,757
Hey, Hannibal, what was you doing
when all this was happening?
278
00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:39,010
I guess I was having cocktails
at Face's tennis club.
279
00:13:40,011 --> 00:13:40,970
Listen...
280
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:44,766
"Peck is currently negotiating
with several publishers...
281
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,101
"and motion picture studios...
282
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,062
"for the rights
to his new book...
283
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,897
”Pecking Away at the System.”
284
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,315
Catchy title.
285
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:56,402
Gee, if they make a movie of it, I
wonder who they'd get to play me.
286
00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,696
You know, Hannibal,
the way things are going...
287
00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,865
you might not even be
mentioned in the movie.
288
00:14:11,376 --> 00:14:12,835
Is that Murdock?
289
00:14:23,888 --> 00:14:25,848
Gosh, Hannibal, I...
290
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:29,143
I was with this bilingual...
291
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,812
primo foxette.
292
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,438
We were making ten
with a bullet...
293
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:34,691
and I had to drop everything!
294
00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:37,276
Pile into the Vette
and race across town.
295
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,569
I mean, couldn't it wait?
296
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:39,779
Oh, brother.
297
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,657
Brothers are your bag, not me.
298
00:14:42,824 --> 00:14:45,868
I'm into sisters and their
mothers, if they're under 40.
299
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,745
Why don't you cut it out,
fool. I've had enough of this.
300
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,707
My name is not fool.
I am the Hunk Man.
301
00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:52,083
You got it, boys and girls?
302
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,292
The Hunker.
303
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,894
Look at that Vette over there.
Why, it fits me like...
304
00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:59,215
...a pair of argyle socks.
305
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,258
I mean, I love it.
306
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:03,094
This is what life
is supposed to be about.
307
00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:04,679
It's coming apart, Hannibal.
308
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,181
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
309
00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,898
I don't know, E.G. It's...
310
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,776
It's like a whole new
world opening up to me.
311
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:21,529
Well, if we do this right, it
should only be the beginning.
312
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,824
You do seem to have a natural
charm with the press.
313
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,035
But, Face, I really must--
314
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:29,203
Let's drop that moniker.
315
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,331
Now Templeton is the name.
316
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,916
Actually...
317
00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:37,670
your name originally was...
318
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,380
Alvin Brenner.
319
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,175
Then you had it legally
changed to Al Brennan...
320
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,218
then to Al Peck.
321
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:48,056
Then to Holmes Morrison,
then to Morrison Holmes...
322
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,224
and then to Templeton Peck.
323
00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,645
Where did you get this?
324
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,314
From the writer I hired.
325
00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:59,317
He did extensive
background research.
326
00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,277
He's waiting to hear from you.
327
00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:03,071
He's got the first
three chapters ready...
328
00:16:03,237 --> 00:16:04,781
and they are going
to be delivered tonight.
329
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:07,992
We promised the publisher we'd
have the book done in two weeks...
330
00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:10,161
to cash in
on this peak publicity.
331
00:16:10,244 --> 00:16:11,120
Look...
332
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,832
let's slough all this stuff
about the aliases.
333
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,459
What's in a name?
334
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:20,046
Funny question
coming from a guy...
335
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,173
who's had so many.
336
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:26,677
What do you want to do about this
children's workshop booking?
337
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,264
Chuck-a-Luck the Chicken wants
you as a guest on his show.
338
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,266
Barnyard Ballyhoo.
339
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,684
Let's book it.
340
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,229
I like the big chicken.
He's got panache.
341
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,941
Besides, it'll be good for my
two to eleven demographics.
342
00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:43,569
You know, for a talker,
you're remarkably sexy.
343
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,823
I generally find
talkers very boring.
344
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,034
Well, I also have a quiet,
thoughtful side.
345
00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,661
I love poetry.
346
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:54,372
I'm a very good dancer
and I can quote...
347
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:57,875
romantic passages
from Shakespeare, Bacon...
348
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,460
Faulkner...
349
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:03,214
and Lord Byron.
350
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:07,218
Bet you're asking
yourself right now...
351
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,303
who is this great looking guy?
352
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,139
And how can I talk him
into taking me out?
353
00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:13,724
Well, that's right.
I'm the guy of your dreams.
354
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,018
I mean, I bet you noticed me...
355
00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:19,480
getting out of that fancy new
Vette over there. Right?
356
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:23,067
I mean, I love fish...
357
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:24,819
especially the whales.
358
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:26,821
I belong to Greenpeace...
359
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,532
the Cousteau Society,
Save the Whales.
360
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,576
I mean, the ocean.
361
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,035
That's where it's happening.
362
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:36,497
So, how about an egg salad
sandwich, two jellyrolls...
363
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:38,416
and a Twinkie six-pack to go?
364
00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:39,834
Oh, you have to go.
365
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:41,294
I can dig it.
366
00:17:41,836 --> 00:17:43,004
Well, I...
367
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:47,508
Yeah, I'll catch you
on the flip side.
368
00:17:50,511 --> 00:17:52,054
Don't know what I did wrong.
369
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,103
Where's our breakfast, Hunk?
370
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:02,064
We were hitting it off...
371
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,358
but she got an emergency call.
372
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:06,819
You came on to her, and she
took off with our breakfast.
373
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,946
That is a very narrow...
374
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,199
and selfish interpretation.
375
00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:13,075
Okay, let's go guys.
There's Face.
376
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,036
I'll catch you on the...
377
00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:16,537
No, I already said that.
378
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:20,041
This is getting to be tiresome.
379
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,390
Hey, Hannibal, you think somebody'll
try to do something to Faceman?
380
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,226
We've got nothing else to do.
381
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,978
I wanna be sure
he's gonna be okay.
382
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,356
Press breakfast.
383
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:44,857
Look...
384
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:48,694
I hope we're not fooling
around with local press here.
385
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,406
No, no. I'd rather stick
with the networks.
386
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,159
You know, A.P., UPI...
387
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,036
The Unified News Bureau.
388
00:18:57,161 --> 00:19:00,414
You don't want to let this fame and
celebrity go to your head, Templeton.
389
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,667
Me? Come on, E.G...
390
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,293
I'm just people.
391
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,337
I'm just plain folks.
392
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,757
You know, maybe we should
duck Chuck-A-Luck.
393
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,009
I don't know.
There's something about...
394
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:14,220
sitting around,
talking with a chicken.
395
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:18,432
You know, it may not be the class
image that we're going for.
396
00:19:32,196 --> 00:19:33,864
Ranger One to Ranger Five.
397
00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:35,992
They just passed us,
heading east.
398
00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:38,869
Black van with the red
stripe is right on them.
399
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,121
No sign of the red Vette.
400
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,540
Okay, pick off the black van.
401
00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,041
- We don't want them.
- Got it.
402
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,918
Converge and apprehend.
403
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,099
Don't let them get away, B.A.
404
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,401
City drivers.
405
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,153
It's frightening.
406
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,573
I could get killed just as
I become a hot property.
407
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:17,742
I gotta be careful.
408
00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:07,708
Come out with your hands up...
409
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,668
or we'll open fire!
410
00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:14,298
When your timing goes,
seems like nothing goes right.
411
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,384
Yeah, I think
they got us, Hannibal.
412
00:21:16,717 --> 00:21:18,511
Wanna go see
what they got for lunch.
413
00:21:34,151 --> 00:21:37,655
Oh, we're in real trouble now,
boys and girls.
414
00:22:03,013 --> 00:22:04,682
Take off the blindfolds.
415
00:22:08,269 --> 00:22:09,854
Piece of advice.
416
00:22:10,187 --> 00:22:12,731
Don't mess around in something
that isn't your business.
417
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,900
Now, that's great advice.
I'll take it.
418
00:22:15,025 --> 00:22:18,404
Is there anything else, or did you just
kidnap us to be sure we'd listen up?
419
00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:19,738
Sit on them.
420
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,949
I don't want these two
in the play.
421
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,757
Let's use our little thumbs
and our forefingers...
422
00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:40,926
and get those weapons out now!
423
00:22:50,728 --> 00:22:52,021
All right, you with the beard...
424
00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:53,439
off with the cuffs.
425
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,608
Murdock, for the first time,
I'm glad to see you.
426
00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:58,402
That's Hunk or Hunk Man to you.
427
00:22:58,569 --> 00:23:00,446
Hannibal, there are still
two guys outside.
428
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,865
I suggest, we depart quickly.
429
00:23:36,774 --> 00:23:38,567
John Jones.
430
00:23:38,692 --> 00:23:41,487
Height, 5'11", 175 pounds.
431
00:23:41,862 --> 00:23:45,199
Weight medium, complexion
medium, everything medium.
432
00:23:45,282 --> 00:23:47,493
Well, it's
Mr. National Average.
433
00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:50,788
You know, but I hate to state
the obvious, Hannibal...
434
00:23:50,913 --> 00:23:52,998
but you don't get
haircuts like that...
435
00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:54,291
at Chez David.
436
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:55,626
Right, Murdock.
437
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:58,337
They're government spooks,
it's a fake John Jones.
438
00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,172
Nobody is called John Jones.
439
00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:02,424
You know, that house we
were at was for sale.
440
00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:05,844
Limelight Homes.
441
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,764
We'll give them a ring. See if
they gave the key to anybody.
442
00:24:08,889 --> 00:24:11,475
Doesn't Face's PR lady
work for a firm called...
443
00:24:11,642 --> 00:24:13,435
Limelight Management?
444
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,689
Well, it could be a coincidence.
445
00:24:16,814 --> 00:24:19,817
Just government economy. They
may only have one stencil.
446
00:24:19,942 --> 00:24:22,444
Let's give
Limelight Management a ring...
447
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:24,154
and see what we come up with.
448
00:24:25,739 --> 00:24:27,241
Yes, information.
449
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,492
That's right.
450
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,286
Yeah, I got it.
451
00:24:30,411 --> 00:24:31,870
Say, information...
452
00:24:31,996 --> 00:24:34,123
while I got you
on the line here...
453
00:24:34,248 --> 00:24:36,208
I mean, you sound like
a groovy chickla...
454
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,419
and I'm a six-foot,
square-jawed bundle of fun.
455
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,963
I got a Vette, it's hot.
I like to talk about...
456
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,549
whales. I like sushi...
457
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:44,883
and sharing.
458
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,511
Perhaps, I could squeeze you...
459
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,763
into my date-filled
calendar book.
460
00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:53,142
Shall we say, Friday? Eight--
461
00:24:54,977 --> 00:24:56,603
Must have got cut off.
462
00:24:56,687 --> 00:24:59,106
She hung up on you. You
insulting these women.
463
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,316
Well...
464
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:03,444
as we say in the better health
clubs of the West side...
465
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:05,154
"Ask not, get not."
466
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,156
Murdock, better give me the
number, I'll make the call.
467
00:25:07,281 --> 00:25:08,782
Hannibal, please.
468
00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:10,367
I can do this.
I really can.
469
00:25:10,451 --> 00:25:12,828
You'd let Faceman do it,
why not Hunk Man?
470
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:13,996
Because you will mess it up.
471
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,999
But I can do voices
just like Faceman.
472
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,792
I can do Sylvester the Cat.
473
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,544
Listen here, sweetheart...
474
00:25:20,627 --> 00:25:23,130
this pussycat knows
where his fur is parted.
475
00:25:23,213 --> 00:25:25,299
I can do Bullwinkle.
476
00:25:25,549 --> 00:25:29,428
Oh, look,
I'm knee-deep in pretzels, poopie.
477
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,472
I can do Henry Kissinger.
478
00:25:31,555 --> 00:25:35,476
Hello, this is Henry Kissinger.
479
00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:37,811
That might work. Try it.
480
00:25:37,895 --> 00:25:38,729
Yeah?
481
00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:41,440
Sir, it's Henry Kissinger.
482
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,859
He wants to talk
to Templeton Peck.
483
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,279
Yes, who is this please?
484
00:25:47,404 --> 00:25:50,657
Well, I was just
getting ready to ask you the same question.
485
00:25:50,741 --> 00:25:53,911
However,
this is Henry Kissinger.
486
00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:57,790
Mr. Kissinger.
Hi, this is David Vaughn.
487
00:25:57,956 --> 00:25:59,375
I don't know
if you remember me...
488
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:03,253
but we met at the Central Intelligence
Agency bomb briefings in '67.
489
00:26:03,337 --> 00:26:04,380
Yes. David.
490
00:26:04,546 --> 00:26:09,259
What a great pleasure it is
to be speaking to you...
491
00:26:09,343 --> 00:26:12,888
and I wonder if you could
help me with a problem.
492
00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:17,101
I have desperately been trying
to locate Templeton Peck.
493
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:18,727
I would like to invite him...
494
00:26:18,852 --> 00:26:22,898
to a Friars Club
roast in his honor.
495
00:26:23,023 --> 00:26:24,191
Well...
496
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,736
he's busy all afternoon
doing political interviews.
497
00:26:27,861 --> 00:26:29,321
Can't he call you?
498
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:35,119
Well, I am at the VIP lounge
at the...
499
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,625
What was that? I'm sorry.
500
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,211
Excuse me, I didn't get that.
501
00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:46,713
Well, you could try him
at the Vine Street Studio.
502
00:26:46,797 --> 00:26:48,632
He's has an interview there
this afternoon.
503
00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:51,844
Oh, thank you
very much, David...
504
00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:53,971
for all of your courtesy.
505
00:26:54,054 --> 00:26:58,058
So remember,
Nancy Ramsey says hizy-wizy.
506
00:26:58,809 --> 00:27:01,353
Well, hi back to her.
507
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,440
Good. Good. Good.
508
00:27:08,277 --> 00:27:09,736
It's CIA.
509
00:27:09,945 --> 00:27:11,488
It figures.
Where's Face?
510
00:27:11,613 --> 00:27:12,948
He's at the Vine Street Studio.
511
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,658
Some kind of big
political interview.
512
00:27:14,741 --> 00:27:17,536
That's right,
Chuck-A-Luck, it was tough.
513
00:27:17,661 --> 00:27:19,830
But, you know,
when things are tough...
514
00:27:19,913 --> 00:27:21,540
sometimes it makes you
a better man.
515
00:27:21,665 --> 00:27:24,793
Boy, that's
really interesting, Faceman.
516
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,421
My barnyard friends...
517
00:27:27,504 --> 00:27:28,922
were telling me
just the other day...
518
00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:31,508
that when they were accused
of something they didn't do...
519
00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:35,262
it was really tough
because they got very angry.
520
00:27:35,345 --> 00:27:36,972
Thanks, Faceman.
521
00:27:37,139 --> 00:27:39,224
We'll be right back.
522
00:27:42,853 --> 00:27:44,104
Face. Face.
523
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,356
Oh, hi. We're right in the
middle of an interview.
524
00:27:46,482 --> 00:27:47,941
That's it for me.
525
00:27:48,025 --> 00:27:49,485
Thank you, very much.
526
00:27:49,651 --> 00:27:51,487
I'm
out of here for lunch, cowboy.
527
00:27:51,653 --> 00:27:52,863
Great guy, huh?
528
00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:55,616
Or bird, or whatever.
529
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,794
Yeah, he asked some very
interesting questions.
530
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,964
You know, some of these
interviewers, they're so boring.
531
00:28:11,507 --> 00:28:15,052
All they wanna know about
is all your heroic exploits.
532
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:16,094
Face...
533
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:18,388
can you let the air out of
your head for a minute...
534
00:28:18,472 --> 00:28:20,432
and listen to us?
- Yeah.
535
00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:23,644
We were just picked up
by a squad of guys...
536
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:26,104
in gray civvies who took us...
537
00:28:26,188 --> 00:28:28,190
to a garage in the valley.
538
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,234
Now, they
didn't want to bust us.
539
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,027
They just wanted
to keep us out of the way.
540
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:35,280
Something's going down and
you are in the center of it.
541
00:28:35,405 --> 00:28:36,740
I appreciate the concern.
542
00:28:36,823 --> 00:28:40,118
You know, the CIA, they probably
wanna keep an eye on me.
543
00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:43,121
Why? Don't make
no sense to me.
544
00:28:43,413 --> 00:28:45,832
Yeah, well, none of this
makes much sense, B.A...
545
00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,751
but sure is fun.
546
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,838
Gee, guys, things are going
so great, I mean...
547
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,591
if you only knew
what it was like.
548
00:28:54,716 --> 00:28:57,970
I mean,
people want my autograph.
549
00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:01,056
Everywhere I go people,
they wanna know...
550
00:29:01,181 --> 00:29:02,724
what I think about stuff.
551
00:29:02,849 --> 00:29:05,269
Like that big chicken there.
552
00:29:05,394 --> 00:29:07,312
Right. Right, like him.
553
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,047
Yeah. And, oh...
554
00:29:09,072 --> 00:29:10,394
the women.
555
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:12,551
The women!
556
00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:14,069
See...
557
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,738
E.G., she's winding up
some stuff.
558
00:29:16,863 --> 00:29:18,448
I'd be careful about her, Face.
559
00:29:18,574 --> 00:29:19,658
Of E.G.?
560
00:29:19,783 --> 00:29:22,286
Are you kidding?
I mean, she set this all up.
561
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,704
We're gonna
have to charter a jet.
562
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,289
Just to get to all the gigs.
563
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,291
"I knew my buddies
wouldn't make it without me.
564
00:29:27,457 --> 00:29:29,126
"The Delta was
clogged with VC...
565
00:29:29,209 --> 00:29:31,962
"and, armed only with my knife
and my wits, I went back--"
566
00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:34,256
Yeah, that's right.
Well, it's--
567
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,507
When was that, Face?
568
00:29:35,632 --> 00:29:38,135
Oh, well, this... That's just
the first draft, you see.
569
00:29:38,218 --> 00:29:40,137
Yeah, I haven't had a chance
to rewrite it yet.
570
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,180
I mean, things
are happening so fast.
571
00:29:42,306 --> 00:29:44,349
And this writer
he exaggerates everything.
572
00:29:44,474 --> 00:29:46,685
Of course, if we're going
to get Bob to play me.
573
00:29:46,768 --> 00:29:47,853
You know, we're gonna have to...
574
00:29:47,936 --> 00:29:50,981
center it on the Faceman
character slightly.
575
00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:52,649
Bob who?
576
00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:54,067
Redford.
577
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:56,570
And who plays me, Face?
578
00:29:56,737 --> 00:29:58,697
You? Oh, well...
579
00:29:58,822 --> 00:30:02,117
your character's been scaled
down slightly, Hannibal.
580
00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:03,410
You're not in it, Hannibal.
581
00:30:03,493 --> 00:30:05,495
Of course, he's in it, B.A.
582
00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:08,999
He's just not what we call
a focal character. See?
583
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:10,500
Now, look, guys...
584
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:14,004
my schedule is really pressing.
So, if you'll just--
585
00:30:14,129 --> 00:30:15,172
Face.
586
00:30:15,756 --> 00:30:19,509
You've gotta get off this ego trip,
Lieutenant. You're in danger.
587
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:22,054
Right, I'm in danger
of missing my 3:00.
588
00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:25,432
Oh, come on, guys,
what could happen to me?
589
00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:29,478
I mean, I have people around
me every second of the day.
590
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,773
And believe me, Hannibal,
I am very good at security.
591
00:30:32,939 --> 00:30:34,358
All my antennae are out.
592
00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:36,818
Now, look, guys,
I gotta go. Really, gotta go.
593
00:30:36,943 --> 00:30:38,320
Thanks for
stopping by. Really.
594
00:30:38,487 --> 00:30:39,655
Looking great, Murdock.
595
00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,948
Oh, and I'll send you all
autographed copies of the book.
596
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:45,494
You know, and don't worry about that
little piece of nonsense that B.A. read.
597
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,330
I'll straighten that dippy writer out.
Really. Trust me.
598
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:50,082
- Ciao.
- Ciao.
599
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:55,087
Boy, is he on an ego trip.
600
00:30:55,462 --> 00:31:00,300
But we're all gonna get autographed
copies of his book, guys.
601
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:47,556
No numbers.
602
00:31:47,723 --> 00:31:50,350
We should have stayed closer to
him whether he wanted us or not.
603
00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:10,287
I'd like to see your Chief
Executive Officer, please.
604
00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:12,581
I'm interested in looking
at all the parcels of land...
605
00:32:12,706 --> 00:32:15,000
you represent on the west side
of town of $5 million and up.
606
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,836
You'd need to speak to Mr. Gilbert.
Who should I say is calling?
607
00:32:17,961 --> 00:32:19,129
Hugh Howland.
608
00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:21,173
Hugh Howland Industries.
609
00:32:21,423 --> 00:32:22,799
Thank you.
610
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,804
Well...
611
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,724
you must be Mr. Gilbert.
612
00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,101
That's right. How can I help you, Mr.
Howland?
613
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:36,271
Well, I buy properties.
Large parcels of property.
614
00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:37,939
Up to 100 acres.
615
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,025
We're the hotel people,
you know.
616
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,319
Well, this is a nice, little
shop you got here, Mr. Gilbert.
617
00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:43,445
You got a first name?
618
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,697
Sir, I'm afraid we don't
handle large tracts.
619
00:32:45,781 --> 00:32:47,240
Oh. What do you handle?
620
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,075
Well, we work
on a build-to-suit basis.
621
00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:50,577
- Working for--
- Build-to-suit?
622
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:52,412
Working for clients
who have special needs...
623
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,206
generally small manufacturing.
624
00:32:55,957 --> 00:32:58,126
Excuse me, sir. Wait a minute.
Where you going?
625
00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,336
Is there something wrong?
626
00:32:59,503 --> 00:33:01,880
Well, I was just trying to tell
you that I think you should go...
627
00:33:01,963 --> 00:33:03,757
to a traditional
real estate company.
628
00:33:03,924 --> 00:33:05,425
We just don't handle
that kind of property.
629
00:33:05,509 --> 00:33:07,219
Well, what do you handle?
Maybe I could buy some.
630
00:33:07,302 --> 00:33:10,305
You got any good residential? Always
got my eye out for prime residential.
631
00:33:10,430 --> 00:33:13,058
Look, Mr. Howland, we're not doing
residential real estate, either.
632
00:33:13,141 --> 00:33:15,185
It's factories built-to-suit.
633
00:33:15,644 --> 00:33:17,354
Like I said,
it's all very specialized.
634
00:33:17,479 --> 00:33:19,272
Well, goodbye, son.
635
00:33:19,439 --> 00:33:22,317
Good luck and cheer up.
636
00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:27,697
This is the place.
637
00:33:27,781 --> 00:33:30,700
David Vaughn is in there along
with a couple of others we know.
638
00:33:30,784 --> 00:33:32,661
It is not a real estate office.
639
00:33:32,786 --> 00:33:34,204
It is a front.
640
00:33:34,287 --> 00:33:35,914
What do you want
from the old Hunker?
641
00:33:36,039 --> 00:33:37,415
Nothing right now.
642
00:33:37,499 --> 00:33:41,169
We're gonna wait till Mr. Vaughn goes
somewhere he won't be disturbed...
643
00:33:41,336 --> 00:33:44,589
and then we're gonna
pay him a visit.
644
00:33:45,131 --> 00:33:46,466
Yeah.
645
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,061
Are we all set up out at
this farm in Valencia?
646
00:33:58,186 --> 00:34:00,730
Yeah. They've still got Peck out
there but Chow hasn't shown up.
647
00:34:00,856 --> 00:34:02,440
Keep a chopper ready.
648
00:34:02,691 --> 00:34:05,527
If Chow dies in the shootout,
it's not gonna break my heart.
649
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,570
And what about Peck?
650
00:34:06,695 --> 00:34:08,905
He's nothing
but the cheese in the trap.
651
00:34:09,322 --> 00:34:11,533
If the rat eats the cheese,
what do we care...
652
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:13,577
so long as the trap gets sprung.
653
00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:38,476
Well, it's done.
They picked up your boy.
654
00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:43,064
What's this, E.G.?
Is this contempt or anger?
655
00:34:43,607 --> 00:34:46,276
Oh, don't tell me we're
getting soft about targets.
656
00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:48,528
Oh, shut up, David.
657
00:34:50,196 --> 00:34:51,948
Maybe you should
go back to Operations...
658
00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:54,034
if you can't take it
out here in the field.
659
00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:56,786
Sometimes I just
don't like what we do.
660
00:34:57,454 --> 00:34:59,372
If this guy is General Chow...
661
00:34:59,456 --> 00:35:01,666
we'll be bagging one of the
biggest war criminals...
662
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:02,751
in the last decade.
663
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:03,919
Well, what about Temp?
664
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:09,049
Oh, it's Temp now, is it? I thought he
was just an expendable, wanted felon.
665
00:35:09,215 --> 00:35:11,134
He got caught up in this mess.
666
00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:14,804
I spent two days making him
feel like Mick Jagger.
667
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:17,390
He's overloaded on helium.
668
00:35:17,974 --> 00:35:21,186
I'd hate to see you
under similar circumstances.
669
00:35:21,478 --> 00:35:23,355
Okay, that's your debriefing.
670
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:26,358
Get lost.
You're excused. Go.
671
00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:43,416
B.A.
672
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,962
Hey. Hey!
673
00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:51,466
What are you-- Hey!
674
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,470
Hey! What are you doing?
675
00:35:55,595 --> 00:35:57,889
Hey, let me go!
676
00:36:01,351 --> 00:36:02,519
What are you doing?
677
00:36:02,644 --> 00:36:04,229
Hey! Let me go!
678
00:36:05,438 --> 00:36:07,023
I'll tell you anything.
679
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:10,026
Anything.
I'll tell you anything.
680
00:36:15,991 --> 00:36:18,410
Are you guys crazy?
I could have been killed!
681
00:36:19,285 --> 00:36:22,038
Well, let's put this thing
back on the ground.
682
00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:24,040
Right now.
683
00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:26,418
You hijacked me.
You shot at me.
684
00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:29,713
You were involved with
kidnapping one of my team.
685
00:36:29,879 --> 00:36:31,923
I'm not gonna play around
with you, pal.
686
00:36:32,132 --> 00:36:33,925
You come clean right now...
687
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,845
or you spend the rest of the afternoon
counting your broken teeth.
688
00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:40,140
It's a secret unit known as The Shop.
That's all I can tell you.
689
00:36:40,223 --> 00:36:42,642
- Except you don't wanna mess with us.
- Oh yes, I do.
690
00:36:42,726 --> 00:36:45,061
I'm a nutburger.
I have no fear of death.
691
00:36:45,186 --> 00:36:47,439
I may be a homicidal maniac.
692
00:36:47,564 --> 00:36:50,483
If I were you, pal,
I'd come clean.
693
00:36:50,567 --> 00:36:52,318
I could charm it out of him.
694
00:36:52,402 --> 00:36:53,695
Or I could beat it out of him.
695
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:57,741
Equally unappetizing notions,
Mr. Vaughn, I assure you.
696
00:36:58,658 --> 00:37:00,493
- Go ahead, B.A.
- No.
697
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:02,787
Just hold it.
698
00:37:04,664 --> 00:37:08,376
During the war, there was a
Vietcong general named Chow.
699
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:10,295
We think
he's in this country now...
700
00:37:10,378 --> 00:37:13,173
operating as the head
of an Asian trading company.
701
00:37:13,298 --> 00:37:15,508
- So bust him.
- We can't prove it.
702
00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:19,137
We don't have fingerprints, a detailed
record, just some old photographs.
703
00:37:19,262 --> 00:37:21,056
We're trying to lure him
into the open.
704
00:37:21,181 --> 00:37:23,183
Get him to make
a criminal movement.
705
00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:24,601
What's this got to do with Face?
706
00:37:24,684 --> 00:37:25,894
We have good intelligence...
707
00:37:26,019 --> 00:37:29,606
that General Chow hated violently
a man named Templeton Peck.
708
00:37:29,689 --> 00:37:33,860
Some Cong general
hated Peck? Why?
709
00:37:33,943 --> 00:37:35,487
Chow!
710
00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:38,531
That is the name of the girl
who ran the leather shop...
711
00:37:38,615 --> 00:37:39,657
at Face's tennis club.
712
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,827
She ran away from home. Peck shielded
her and then he dishonored her.
713
00:37:42,952 --> 00:37:45,163
Oh, hold it. I was there.
He never touched her.
714
00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:46,581
She was just a sweet little kid.
715
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,666
Does it really matter
what the facts are?
716
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,001
The whole thing is...
717
00:37:50,085 --> 00:37:53,671
we had to get Peck above ground so
we could see what would happen.
718
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,173
They picked him up
this afternoon.
719
00:37:55,298 --> 00:37:57,717
- Where is he?
- He's out at a ranch in Valencia.
720
00:37:57,801 --> 00:38:00,512
How do you know?
We had a mini transmitter...
721
00:38:00,595 --> 00:38:03,515
in the brads of the manuscript we gave
Lieutenant Peck and then we followed him.
722
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,809
Pecking Away At The System.
723
00:38:05,934 --> 00:38:08,269
I had such high hopes
for that book.
724
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,730
- What's that?
- That's CIA issue.
725
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:11,940
It's a jet pack.
726
00:38:12,065 --> 00:38:14,150
I'm supposed to deliver it
to my agents in the field.
727
00:38:14,234 --> 00:38:18,822
Colonel, I think we should
take this with us.
728
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,406
Good idea, Captain.
729
00:38:21,574 --> 00:38:23,034
What about you, Miss Fowler?
730
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:26,955
I want to help. I know it's hard to
believe but I really like your friend.
731
00:38:27,789 --> 00:38:29,707
I just hope he's safe.
732
00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:35,588
If you guys could just tell me
what you want, okay?
733
00:38:36,089 --> 00:38:40,093
Oh, come on, deals can
be struck on anything.
734
00:38:40,635 --> 00:38:41,761
Really.
735
00:38:42,303 --> 00:38:45,390
Yeah, you see, the whole art
of negotiation...
736
00:38:45,473 --> 00:38:49,519
is the realization that no
position is unattainable.
737
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,314
You know any good jokes?
738
00:38:54,023 --> 00:38:55,942
You wanna sing some songs?
739
00:38:57,986 --> 00:39:02,365
Well, maybe I'll just hold it
down for a little while.
740
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:12,959
Okay...
741
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,461
time for
a little military strategy.
742
00:39:15,545 --> 00:39:16,671
Now, who said...
743
00:39:16,796 --> 00:39:20,133
"Only use the air to create areas
of opportunity on the ground"?
744
00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,676
Patton, General George.
745
00:39:21,843 --> 00:39:24,304
That was football coach
Woody Hayes, fool.
746
00:39:24,470 --> 00:39:25,722
Right, B.A.
747
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,140
Now, Murdock...
748
00:39:27,348 --> 00:39:30,935
take your little gas machine
and this bag of grenades...
749
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,770
and when that chopper
comes in...
750
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,230
give them something else
to think about.
751
00:39:34,355 --> 00:39:36,107
I'll drop those pineapples...
752
00:39:36,191 --> 00:39:41,154
like a crazed pigeon hovering
over a mounted statue.
753
00:39:42,864 --> 00:39:45,116
Okay. Let's go.
754
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,586
Everything's cool down there.
House is quiet.
755
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,862
Okay, let's go.
756
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:42,715
So we finally meet.
757
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,052
I have waited for this moment
for 15 years.
758
00:40:46,636 --> 00:40:48,763
I have savored the thought
of meeting you.
759
00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:52,433
I hate to appear rude, but
who the hell are you, sport?
760
00:40:52,558 --> 00:40:55,019
My daughter was Lin Chow.
761
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,354
Wait a minute.
762
00:40:57,397 --> 00:41:00,692
Her father was General Chow...
763
00:41:00,775 --> 00:41:02,902
the Butcher of Mekong.
764
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:06,281
I go by the name
of Byron Fung now.
765
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,157
You have dishonored my daughter.
766
00:41:08,324 --> 00:41:10,702
And I have a responsibility
of honor...
767
00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:12,745
to punish you
for your transgression.
768
00:41:12,912 --> 00:41:15,081
I never did anything to your daughter.
She was a friend of mine.
769
00:41:15,164 --> 00:41:17,083
I would never take
advantage of that.
770
00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,878
Besides, even if I did,
which I didn't...
771
00:41:21,004 --> 00:41:22,755
you know, but even if I did...
772
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,217
I'm sure that even you must
know that love is a gift...
773
00:41:26,342 --> 00:41:28,553
it's freely given
and freely accepted...
774
00:41:28,636 --> 00:41:32,265
and a true gift can't be
forced on anyone.
775
00:41:33,141 --> 00:41:35,476
Further, I think
I should point out...
776
00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:38,604
that this sort of old world
behavior of yours...
777
00:41:38,688 --> 00:41:41,107
you know, it's very unhip...
778
00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:44,527
Oh, boy.
779
00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:47,048
Murdock, what about the grenade?
780
00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:49,425
I didn't pull
the pin, sweet cheeks.
781
00:42:49,509 --> 00:42:52,804
Murdock, listen, I never
touched his daughter. Really.
782
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,807
Put it in the book, Templeton.
783
00:43:21,749 --> 00:43:23,543
Let's go, Murdock.
784
00:43:55,992 --> 00:43:58,244
In testimony from E.G.
Fowler...
785
00:43:58,369 --> 00:44:02,498
formerly an operations officer attached
to a renegade unit known as The Shop...
786
00:44:02,623 --> 00:44:05,418
David Vaughn has been charged with
crimes against the government...
787
00:44:05,501 --> 00:44:07,003
and attempted murder.
788
00:44:07,128 --> 00:44:09,547
Sources in the CIA
state that David Vaughn...
789
00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:11,966
was not operating
with Agency authority...
790
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:14,927
and had taken on the operation
without sanction.
791
00:44:15,178 --> 00:44:17,930
Which leads us to the last
chapter of this story...
792
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:19,932
what of Templeton Peck?
793
00:44:20,099 --> 00:44:22,518
It appears that his pardon
was not signed...
794
00:44:22,643 --> 00:44:24,645
by the correct agency
in Washington...
795
00:44:24,812 --> 00:44:27,648
and that he was being used
as a tool by Vaughn...
796
00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:29,317
to capture General Chow...
797
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,987
known in Vietnam as The Red
Death or The Red Butcher.
798
00:44:33,154 --> 00:44:35,781
Templeton Peck has disappeared
into the underground...
799
00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:38,117
where he has been
forced to live for so long.
800
00:44:38,242 --> 00:44:39,744
Well, there goes Face's pardon.
801
00:44:40,036 --> 00:44:42,580
I never missed Face so much
up until now.
802
00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:44,749
Having to put up
with that fool Murdock...
803
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:46,507
going around insulting women...
804
00:44:46,556 --> 00:44:49,754
saying he's sexy. He's
driving me crazy, Hannibal.
805
00:44:50,963 --> 00:44:52,798
Oh, Hannibal,
did you see the news?
806
00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,175
My pardon went poof!
807
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:57,220
I'm so sorry, Face. I don't
know how to make it up to you.
808
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,679
But I'd like to try.
809
00:44:58,804 --> 00:45:01,974
Sweetness, I've got a
program of my own going on.
810
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:04,602
You don't want to forget about
the man of your dreams, do you?
811
00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:07,855
Uh-oh. That's all
right, Hannibal, I can handle it.
812
00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,858
You see, there's more to life
than feeling guilty.
813
00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:13,236
As Old Blue Eyes used to sing...
814
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:14,820
- ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪♪
- Murdock.
815
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:17,823
Murdock, please. Back off. I'm in
the midst of closing a deal here.
816
00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:20,159
Back off? Face...
817
00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:23,996
I've developed a whole line
of primo rap unto myself.
818
00:45:24,147 --> 00:45:26,205
I can talk intelligently
about the whales.
819
00:45:26,236 --> 00:45:28,334
I can do the "I'm okay,
you're okay" thing.
820
00:45:28,542 --> 00:45:30,044
I can share my feelings.
821
00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:33,464
I've got the whole line
of patter down.
822
00:45:33,589 --> 00:45:36,342
And with my basket
of social goodies full...
823
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:39,804
I would like
to ask E.G. out...
824
00:45:39,929 --> 00:45:42,390
for an evening of sushi...
825
00:45:42,556 --> 00:45:44,475
and slow dancing.
826
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,186
Well, you see, that was about
to be my next question.
827
00:45:47,270 --> 00:45:49,480
How about some sushi
and the movies?
828
00:45:49,605 --> 00:45:50,856
- The theater.
- Opera?
829
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,441
The ballet.
830
00:45:52,858 --> 00:45:54,360
I love the ballet.
831
00:45:55,528 --> 00:45:57,947
Look, Murdock,
I want you to stop being me.
832
00:45:58,030 --> 00:45:59,532
No way, José.
833
00:45:59,615 --> 00:46:02,034
Not on your monogrammed tie.
834
00:46:02,201 --> 00:46:04,662
How would you like it
if I took your personality?
835
00:46:04,787 --> 00:46:08,165
How would you like it if I became you?
If I become "Howling Mad" Murdock?
836
00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:09,417
You couldn't.
837
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,502
- I couldn't?
- I'm too complex.
838
00:46:11,669 --> 00:46:12,920
Too layered...
839
00:46:13,087 --> 00:46:15,131
too fruitcake.
840
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:18,217
Too whiskey, too rye.
841
00:46:21,637 --> 00:46:23,014
Come on, guys...
842
00:46:23,097 --> 00:46:25,394
let me fly you to the moon.
843
00:46:26,392 --> 00:46:27,143
Can't you see?
844
00:46:27,268 --> 00:46:29,854
I'm "Howling Mad" Murdock
who drives you...
845
00:46:29,937 --> 00:46:31,605
wildly insane.
846
00:46:31,731 --> 00:46:34,275
V.A. dispatch, this
is Mobile Three, we're at the motel...
847
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,485
and going in for Murdock now.
848
00:46:37,111 --> 00:46:38,487
Roger.
849
00:46:45,286 --> 00:46:46,704
Let's take him.
850
00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:51,083
No, you got the wrong-- That's Murdock.
Hey, Hannibal, say something.
851
00:46:51,167 --> 00:46:52,668
You've got the wrong guy.
852
00:46:52,752 --> 00:46:54,211
I was just pretending
to be Murdock.
853
00:46:54,295 --> 00:46:56,409
I was assuming his personality.
854
00:46:56,434 --> 00:46:59,073
And quite
convincingly, too, I might add.
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