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‐[ Sighs loudly ]
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‐Aw, what’s wrong?
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Not having a care in the world
getting you down?
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‐It’s Nora’s and my
three‐month anniversary.
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‐Aww.
‐Aww.
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‐And I want to take her out
and do something nice.
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‐Aww!
‐Aww!
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‐So, can I have 40 bucks?
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‐Aww! No!
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‐Mom, please!
‐Here’s $20.
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Fold it in half,
and it looks like $40.
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‐But I want to do something
really big and special.
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‐Aw, you heteros
and your grand gestures
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to cover up
your bad communication.
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‐Girls don’t need all that.
Just be nice to her.
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Tell her she’s pretty.
It’s classic.
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And it’s free.
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‐If you’re done giving
bad advice, can I go?
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Tonight there is a supermoon.
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You just take Nora’s hand
and look up
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and let the magic
of the supermoon do the rest.
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‐Actually, the supermoon
is just a regular moon
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that’s in its closest position
to the Earth’s orbit,
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making the lunar disk
look larger than usual.
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‐Go before you catch this.
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Pero cuidado!
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The supermoon makes people
do super‐romantic things.
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‐♪ This is it
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa
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♪ One day at a time
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‐This is so beautiful.
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‐I really outdid myself.
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‐If I wasn’t already pregnant,
I’d say, "Let’s go make a baby."
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‐[ Laughs ]
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Oh, I can’t wait to see
our little Schnavery!
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‐Schnavery.
‐Ha ha!
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Do you love it?
‐No, I hate it.
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But I love you.
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‐I love you, too.
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I have never been so happy
in my life.
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‐Oh, me, too.
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‐Which is crazy, because I
literally own one of everything.
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‐I own three.
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Whoever said rich people
can’t be happy hasn’t met us.
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‐If somebody would have told me
10 years ago that I’d be sober
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and with the love of my life,
I would have said,
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"Hey, bartender,
you’re not my therapist."
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I was always too scared
to let anyone in.
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Figured if they saw the real me,
they’d head for the hills.
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Or the ocean,
depending on traffic.
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But you saw me.
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And you stayed.
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‐I’m always going to stay.
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Forever.
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‐Avery, I can’t wait
to have this baby with you.
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‐[ Chuckles ]
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Then we have to have two more,
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’cause, you know,
three of everything.
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‐Well, I guess there’s only
one thing left for me to do ‐‐
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clean up after myself.
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‐I’ll get the tape measure.
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‐Let’s go back downstairs.
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‐Ah. You did such a great job
on the rooftop.
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They’re gonna love it.
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‐I love it!
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Everything looks beautiful,
especially in the light
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of the exactly‐the‐same‐size‐
as‐every‐other‐night moon.
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‐You know,
scientifically speaking,
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the actual name
of the supermoon is...
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perigee syzygy.
‐Perigee syzygy.
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‐I love when you
talk nerdy to me!
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‐Perigee syzygy.
‐Ohh.
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I’m really so happy we’re
staying together for college.
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It takes a load off,
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and now I really can’t wait
till I’m at Yale.
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‐And I can’t wait till I’m at
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the equally prestigious
Quinnipiac University.
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They call it
the "Yale of Connecticut."
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It really is beautiful up here.
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‐Yeah.
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I wonder who did all of this.
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I mean, at least
we get to use it.
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Think of it as
recycled romance ‐‐
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great for the environment.
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‐That’s so hot.
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I mean the Earth, but also you.
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‐So, we’re up here...
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alone.
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Should we, you know...
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watch the new episode
of "Batwoman"?
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‐Ruby Rose in a bat‐suit?
Sign me up!
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I love how we’re so open with
each other about our crushes.
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‐Totally.
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Who else do you have a crush on?
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‐Ellen Page, Halsey,
Samira Wiley, Hermione Granger.
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‐Wow.
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Four people
just flew right out...
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one on a broomstick.
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‐Come on.
You’ve got some, too.
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‐Okay.
I guess...
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Emma Gonzalez and Janelle Monáe
and Tanya the barista.
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‐Who’s Tanya?
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‐That super‐cute barista
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that works in the coffee shop
on the corner.
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‐Oh. I thought we were doing
celebrity crushes,
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not real people who work and/or
live in our neighborhoods.
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‐I’m so sorry.
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I probably only have
a crush on her
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because she gives me coffee.
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I just have a crush on caffeine.
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‐Elena, it’s okay.
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This is good.
‐Yeah.
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Look at us just freely talking
about who we find attractive.
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‐We’re so evolved.
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‐Great.
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‐Great!
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‐Great.
‐Great.
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[ Footsteps ]
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Someone’s coming.
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‐It’s probably who
all of this is for.
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‐Will they be mad?
‐Yeah.
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I ate all of these chocolate
hearts before you got here.
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‐This is so romantic.
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I can’t believe
you did all this for me.
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‐I did do all of this.
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I know how much
you like flowers.
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And tablecloths.
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And, wow, banners that are
really banking on us making it.
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‐Relax. You can’t fold a $20
enough times
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to pay for all this.
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‐I’m sorry.
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I just brought you up here
to look at the moon.
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I’ve been trying to figure out
something special to do
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for our three‐month anniversary.
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‐You don’t have to do
anything special.
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Just, like, be nice to me
and tell me I’m pretty.
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‐I guess my mom knows
how to get chicks.
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‐What?
‐Nothing.
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Nora, I think
you’re the coolest,
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prettiest girl I’ve ever known.
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‐That works.
Come here.
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‐Hold it!
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We were never here.
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‐Enjoy the perigee syzygy.
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‐I don’t know those people.
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Where were we?
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‐I think we were about
to be over here.
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‐I don’t want to get a divorce!
‐What?!
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‐Uh, I don’t know.
Forget I said it.
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‐I can’t forget it
’cause it was weird.
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‐Sometimes I just say
random stuff.
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Two months ago, the In‐N‐Out
cashier said, "Have a good day,"
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and I said, "Thanks, Mommy."
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I really freaked that dude out.
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‐Come on, Alex.
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What’s going on?
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Dime.
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‐It’s just...
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you know, there’s, like...
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sex, right?
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[ Sighs ] And then the next
thing you know, you’re married,
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and then you get a divorce,
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and then I’m a single mother
struggling to have it all!
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I guess my parents’ divorce
kind of shook me up.
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‐I get it.
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But not every marriage
ends in divorce.
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‐That’s true.
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My abuelos were madly in love...
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always like, "Ay, mi vida."
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[ Deep voice ] "Ay, mi amor."
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[ Normal voice ] I mean, she
still goes on dates with him,
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and he’s been dead 10 years.
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‐That’s so sweet!
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Creepy but still really sweet.
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Anyway, there’s nothing
to worry about.
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We just started dating, and
we’re definitely not having sex.
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‐Oh, we’re not?
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‐You just said
you didn’t want to.
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‐Yeah, but I’m good now.
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‐You’re cute.
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‐So, am I looking at a man now?
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‐Mom, Elena’s being mean to me!
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‐Asked and answered.
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Come here.
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Look, I just want to say
that I think it’s really cool
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that you set all that stuff up
for Nora.
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‐I didn’t set that stuff up.
‐I knew it!
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You’re not that smooth!
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Alright, but if you didn’t
do it, then who did?
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‐I don’t know. I guess
somebody’s getting proposed to.
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‐Hey. You guys know pudding
can last for a year?
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I’m gonna buy this in bulk.
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Oh, by the way,
Max is coming over.
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He’s super excited to take me to
the roof to see the supermoon.
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That’s all he can talk about.
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I’m like, "Easy, nerd.
It’s just a freakin’ moon."
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‐Wait, wait, wait.
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Max invited you up
to the roof to see the moon?
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‐Yeah. I just said that.
What, did you just get here?
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‐Well, it’s just because
this is all happening so fast.
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I just don’t know how
I feel about you going
up to look at the moon.
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‐What are you talking about?
She’s got to go up there!
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This could be her last chance
to see a moon!
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‐No! 40 is the new 30!
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There will be plenty of moons.
Jupiter has four.
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‐Okay.
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‐I’m freaking out.
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Mom is about to get surprise
proposed to on the roof.
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How do you feel about it?
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‐Max makes her happy.
‐Mm‐hmm.
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‐Not pudding happy, but happy.
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‐And as far as cis white men go,
you probably can’t do better.
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‐Wait.
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Are you gonna go look
at the moon wearing that?
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‐Yeah. Why? Is there some sort
of supermoon dress code?
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‐No, just maybe
a little lipstick
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instead of the pudding you stole
out of the earthquake kit.
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‐Oh.
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I’m gonna replace it.
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‐Yeah, a woman shouldn’t
have to dress up
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just to satisfy a cultural ideal
created by men for men.
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‐Exactly!
‐Except for tonight.
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[ Knock on door ]
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‐Hello.
‐Hey, you.
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‐Hey.
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Mwah!
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So, uh, you excited?
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‐Yes, you have our blessing.
‐You’re the bestest white guy!
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‐Oh, nice.
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No.
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Hell, no.
No, no, never, no.
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Hell, no.
No, no, never.
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‐Whoa!
‐No, I’m sorry, Max. I am.
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I’m ‐‐ The ‐‐ The ‐‐ The
decorations, they’re beautiful.
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The flowers, the candle.
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Oh, my God, the freakin’ moon.
It’s perfect!
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But I can’t marry you.
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No, never, ever, like, never.
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J‐Just to clarify,
the answer is no.
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‐Cool.
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‐Wow.
You bounce back real quick.
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‐Yeah.
I didn’t do all this.
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Do I look like the kind of guy
that has to work this hard?
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[ Sighs ] No, I wasn’t
planning on proposing.
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I just wanted to come up
to the roof,
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00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,366
maybe get some under the light
of the supermoon.
247
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,172
‐Oh. [ Laughs ]
248
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,715
That was almost awkward.
249
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,380
I like your plan.
I do.
250
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,739
I like it.
Let’s go.
251
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,277
‐Yeah, ah, just ‐‐
just wait a second.
252
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:59,915
Now that you turned down
my non‐proposal, I’m, uh ‐‐
253
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,353
I’m wondering what it is
about me that made you
254
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,418
do a one‐woman show
about the word "no."
255
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,934
‐Oh, Max, it’s not like that.
256
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:19,835
I made a promise to myself
to never get married again,
257
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,412
no matter what
the circumstances,
258
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,481
even if I was lucky enough
to fall in love again.
259
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,176
I can’t risk bringing someone
into my home
260
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:33,015
and have it be torn apart.
261
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,522
I won’t put my family
through that pain again.
262
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,065
‐Oh, babe.
263
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,691
Okay.
264
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,105
‐But I love you.
265
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:49,601
You’re so sweet and charming
and great with my family.
266
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,436
And you drive me crazy.
267
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,142
You’re perfect for me.
268
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,913
You’re the husband
I never want to marry.
269
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,914
‐That’s something I never
thought I’d want to hear.
270
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,506
‐[ Laughs ]
271
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,824
Well, it’s not like you want
to get married anyway, right?
272
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,723
You’re too busy traveling around
the world,
273
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,395
being this hot superhero medic
274
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,263
whose power
is stopping dysentery.
275
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,634
‐Well, actually, since we’re
being really, really,
276
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,333
really honest,
277
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,604
uh, maybe we should
talk about my job.
278
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,433
‐Okay.
279
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,938
‐Look, when I took the job,
280
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,812
I‐I just needed
to get out of the city.
281
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,641
Everything here
reminded me of you.
282
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,978
But I wound up loving it.
283
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:38,484
The thing is, I’m away a lot...
284
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,888
and I can’t promise you
when that’s gonna end.
285
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,956
Is that okay with you?
286
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,462
‐[ Sighs ]
287
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,755
So, you’re telling me
you’re here for a couple months
288
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,928
and then you’re gone
for a couple of months?
289
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,937
‐Yeah, pretty much.
‐Yeah.
290
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,570
That’s, like, my dream.
291
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,679
‐Mine, too.
292
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:09,051
Split my time between
my two great loves ‐‐ you...
293
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,182
and dysentery.
294
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,146
‐[ Laughs ]
295
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,852
See?
You are like my supermoon.
296
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,787
Every couple months, you
come around and light things up.
297
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,399
‐Penelope...
298
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:28,231
will you agree to never
live together...
299
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,167
never take my name...
300
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,973
never file joint taxes...
301
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,405
but hang out with me a lot
when both of us want to?
302
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,752
‐I hate that we’re on
the same eye level, but yes.
303
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,209
Yes, yes, Max!
304
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,877
Yes!
A thousand times, yes!
305
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,875
‐Mommy, congratulations!
306
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,917
‐Hey!
Welcome to the family!
307
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,753
‐Can I be your person of honor?
308
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,188
’Cause I was thinking we could
go to the Museum of Tolerance
309
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,323
for your bachelorette party.
310
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,028
‐Ooooooh!
Sounds like a rager!
311
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,601
‐Hey.
312
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,569
‐I’m sorry, guys. Max and I
are not getting married.
313
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,399
‐It was the sweatpants, right?
314
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,005
‐Max and I love
each other very much,
315
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,906
and we are deeply committed
to each other,
316
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,408
but we’re never getting
married ‐‐ like, never.
317
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,081
It’s ‐‐ Never, ever.
‐Yeah, they get it.
318
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,679
‐We’re n‐‐ Okay.
319
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,252
‐Okay, but if Max didn’t do this
320
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,680
and neither did we,
then who did?
321
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,625
Because something romantic’s
going down.
322
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,750
[ Footsteps approach ]
323
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,525
‐Well, someone’s coming.
‐Hide!
324
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,353
‐No, no. Not in the awning.
There’s a giant spider in there.
325
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,858
We locked eyes.
326
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,034
‐[ Gasps ] Ah!
327
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,903
‐[ Chuckles ]
‐Ah! [ Laughs ]
328
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,603
Leslie!
329
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,745
Oh, oh, oh.
330
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,611
Perfect.
331
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,510
I waited so long to do this.
332
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,212
‐Oh, I’m just glad we’re finally
going to do it.
333
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,048
Are you sure you’re ready?
‐I am ready!
334
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,031
‐Should we just
jump off the roof?
335
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,969
‐Leslie, help me
take this top off.
336
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,101
‐It’s really snug.
337
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,667
‐No, Mami!
Keep your top on!
338
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,305
[ Both scream ]
339
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,141
‐What are you doing?!
340
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:22,076
Don’t scare an old man
like Leslie like that!
341
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,354
‐Are those Papi’s ashes?
342
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,393
‐Yes, and this top
is hard to get off.
343
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,985
‐I heard voices.
Are we starting?
344
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,833
‐Yes.
Come in.
345
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,959
I was about to call you all
to come up here.
346
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,525
And, Schneider,
the roof is perfect.
347
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,935
Thank you. Thank you for helping
Leslie decorate.
348
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,499
‐Hey, there’s nothing
we Alvarezes
349
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,168
won’t do for each other.
350
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,107
‐Mami, I ‐‐ What’s going on?
351
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,512
I thought you and Dr. Berkowicz
scattered Papi’s ashes in Cuba.
352
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,516
‐Yeah.
Well, that was the plan.
353
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:02,349
But, uh, after we got there,
I‐I couldn’t do it.
354
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,588
It was not the Cuba
that I remembered.
355
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:11,664
Everything was still there.
356
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,797
But it wasn’t home anymore.
357
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:22,415
I guess I wanted to walk back
into a photograph.
358
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,111
But you never can.
359
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:31,723
Berto wanted his final
resting place to be at home,
360
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:36,221
and I realized
that wherever we are...
361
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,085
is home.
362
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:42,594
Berto belongs with us, aquí.
363
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,158
‐That’s beautiful, Mami.
‐Mm.
364
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,727
‐I’m so glad you’re
doing this up here.
365
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,367
‐Actually, it was Leslie’s idea
366
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,143
to spread Berto’s ashes
in the rooftop garden.
367
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,936
‐Since the first day
I met Lydia,
368
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:03,348
she always spoke so lovingly
of Berto’s perfect zucchini.
369
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:10,092
At first it made me
uncomfortable.
370
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,992
And then I realized she was
talking about his garden.
371
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,602
And I thought this is the place
he should be.
372
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,802
‐Papi loved coming up here.
373
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,144
He stayed for hours, planting
flowers, growing vegetables.
374
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,712
Even at night, I’d find him
working up here.
375
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,882
I know it in my heart that this
is where Papi would want to be.
376
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,550
‐Papito, empieza.
377
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,991
‐Abuelita always says
I remind her of you.
378
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:49,334
I get it.
You were a good‐looking man.
379
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,562
I’m gonna try really hard
to live up to who you were.
380
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,901
Te quiero.
381
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,475
‐I wish you could see me now,
Abuelito.
382
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,115
I mean, you were old‐fashioned,
but you loved me,
383
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,192
and I know
you would have accepted me.
384
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,092
It makes me miss you even more.
385
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,398
I love you.
386
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,669
‐[ Sighs ]
387
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,608
I miss you every day, Papi.
388
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,554
But you never feel far away
because I see you in the kids.
389
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:47,521
Papito’s smile and Elena’s
spirit, you’re always there.
390
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,193
You’ll always be with us.
391
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,090
Te quiero, Papi.
392
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,903
‐My dearest Berto...
393
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,214
...there is nothing
I would not do for you.
394
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,305
Juntos...
395
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,147
para siempre, mi amor.
396
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,893
You can rest now.
397
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,134
You are home.
398
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,835
I’ll see you tonight.
399
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,283
‐Papi, Papi, Papi.
400
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,953
‐We’re done.
401
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,050
♪
402
00:20:51,283 --> 00:21:00,493
♪
403
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:07,066
♪
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