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[wind whistling]
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[grunting]
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[all grunting]
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[miners shouting]
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[miners bleating]
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-[bleats] Hey.
-[bleats] Hey.
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-[bleats] Hey.
-[bleats] Hey.
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-[bleats] Hey.
-[bleats] Hey.
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[wind whistles]
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[wind whistling]
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[growls]
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[gasps]
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[screaming]
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Hmm?
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[growling]
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That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.
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It can't be.
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[growls]
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[miner] Tai Lung.
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I have returned to take what is mine.
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Which is everything that is yours.
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[all screaming]
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[all gasp]
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[all gasping]
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Let it be known from the highest mountain
to the lowest valley that Tai Lung lives,
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and no one will stand in his way.
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Not even the great Dragon Warrior.
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[children laughing]
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Oh, where is Po?
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He was supposed to be here hours ago.
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Ping, will you please just relax?
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I am relaxed!
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Okay. I'm sure Po is fine.
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But what if he's sick? What if he's hurt?
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-What if he's hungry?
-[whimpers]
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Don't get your noodles in a twist.
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If I know our son, he's probably just
kicking back and catching some rays.
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Kung fu!
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Whoa! That's bad.
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Whoa! Getting worse.
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Whoa!
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[grunting] Ah, come on!
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[grunts]
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[all gasp]
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[all screaming]
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[grunts]
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[screaming] Ha-ha!
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Okay, big guy.
We're really gonna have to wrap this up.
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Whee!
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-Oink.
-Oink.
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-[cheering]
-Again, again!
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-That was fun.
-Let's do that again.
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[chuckles] And next time,
keep your surf off their turf.
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[pigs cheering]
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I'm late. I'm late. Ooh, I'm late.
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[villagers cheering]
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-[villager] The Dragon Warrior is back!
-It's the Dragon Warrior!
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Was, is and always will be.
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[fan 1] We love you, Dragon Warrior!
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And I love you too, adoring fan.
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-[fan 2] Sign my scroll.
-[fan 3] Sign my hat.
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-Sign my shirt.
-[Po] Okay, okay.
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I'll sign whatever you want.
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Po!
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Master Shifu!
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Here, let me just--
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There, that's much… worse.
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We have to talk.
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Absolutely. Let's talk.
Right after the ceremony.
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-Let's go!
-Ceremony?
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What ceremony?
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-[Po] The Staff of Wisdom.
-[fans] Ooh.
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-Given to me by Master Oogway himself.
-[fans] Aah.
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It is said that
whoever possesses this staff
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has the power
to travel between the realms.
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The power to unlock the door
to the Spirit Realm.
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And now, the power to open…
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the all-new
Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.
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[cheering]
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Where the broth has kick
and the bean curd's a knockout.
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[cheering]
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-[grunts]
-[party whistle toots]
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Dragon Warrior!
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Will the Furious Five be here too?
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Unfortunately, no.
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They're off on
super cool kung fu missions.
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Tigress is taking on
the free-range chicken gang.
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Monkey's hot on the trail
of the missing macaque.
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Crane was crowned
king of the Crocodilians.
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-[crocodilians] Crane!
-[Po] Long story.
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Viper's wrapping up peace talks
between the cobras and the mongooses.
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Or is it mongeese?
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And Mantis?
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Well, he's just trying to keep his
blushing bride from biting his head off.
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Just 'cause they're not here in person
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doesn't mean they're not here
as life-sized cut-outs.
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Now, who wants a picture?
Okay, okay. One at a time.
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-Oh! Me, me, me! Me!
-You.
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[piglet] My turn! My turn!
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And then you.
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[villagers gasp]
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[groans]
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He really captured
your disapproving scowl.
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We need to talk.
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-Now.
-[villagers gasp]
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Hey, can I get one of those
in a wallet size?
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-[Shifu] Po!
-Coming.
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[Po panting]
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Do you remember the first time you climbed
these steps to the Jade Palace?
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How could I forget?
I thought I'd never make it to the top.
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Yes, but you persevered.
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And once again, destiny calls for you
to take the next step on your journey.
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The next step?
What are you talking about?
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I've already taken all the steps.
Haven't I?
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It is time for you
to choose your successor.
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Successor for what?
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A successor to be
the next Dragon Warrior.
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Oh… [chuckles] Yeah, I get it.
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Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
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You mean, I'm not gonna be
the Dragon Warrior anymore?
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-Exactly.
-Then what am I gonna be?
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Once a successor is chosen,
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you will advance
to the highest level in all of kung fu.
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Spiritual Leader
of the Valley of Peace.
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Whoa.
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I don't know what that means.
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It's just like
Master Oogway before you.
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You will oversee the Valley,
passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.
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Look, I appreciate the promotion.
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I think I'm just gonna stick with
the whole "Dragon Warrior" thing.
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Dragon Warrior "thing"?
What is it you're holding?
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[muffled] A cookie.
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Other hand.
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The Staff of Wisdom.
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It was given to you
by Master Oogway.
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Do you really think it was so you could
open a restaurant?
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Or pose for pictures?
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He wasn't super specific.
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Oogway entrusted you with that staff
so you could follow in his footsteps
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and become something better
than you already are.
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[Po] You take it.
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No. Oogway did not give it to me.
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Being the next Oogway is not my destiny,
which I have accepted
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and am at peace with.
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-Really. It's fine.
-You don't sound fine.
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-You don't sound fine! I'm very fine!
-Okay, you're fine.
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This is an honor.
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Oogway chose you as his successor,
and now you must choose yours.
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Master Shifu,
I finally found something I'm good at,
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and now you want to
just take it away from me?
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No one is taking anything away, Po.
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Who you are will always be
a part of what you become.
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Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"?
You know what I mean?
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The "shasha-booie"?
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I don't want to seem ungrateful,
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but I don't know anything
about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.
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All I know are two things.
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Kicking butt and taking names.
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And if I'm being completely honest,
I'm not even that good at the name-taking.
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Like, who was
that fire-breathing crocodile?
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I wanna say Steve…
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You were chosen
to bring peace to the Valley,
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and there are other ways to bring peace
than simply kicking butt.
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Well, sure. But not any fun ones.
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Please. Being the Dragon Warrior
is all I know.
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-It's who I am.
-Not anymore.
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The Valley of Peace needs
a Spiritual Leader,
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and Master Oogway chose you.
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You'll start interviewing candidates
first thing tomorrow morning.
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Candidates? What candidates?
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[villagers cheering]
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Awesome!
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No way!
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Wow!
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Skadoosh.
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Fantastic pose.
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[screaming]
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[villagers applauding]
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Whoo-hoo! Nice.
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Master Po will now choose
the next Dragon Warrior.
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[villagers chanting]
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
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Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
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So many great candidates.
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I'm gonna let the finger decide.
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Wait. Whoa. Whoa.
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What is happening?
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The Dragon Warrior. It's me!
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[groans]
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[screams]
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[Shifu] Like it or not, Po,
you have to choose a successor.
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[chewing] Eh. Nothing about them
says "dragon" or "warrior."
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You will know when you know.
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How do I know when I know?
You know?
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[sighs]
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When I'm conflicted, I come here
to ask the universe for answers.
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Just as Oogway did before me.
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I'm not conflicted.
I'm just not ready for a next step.
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What is that you're holding?
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The Staff of Wisdom?
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[Shifu] Other hand.
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A chewed-up peach pit?
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Exactly.
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Every pit holds the promise
of a mighty tree.
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Uh, how is this gonna help me
find the answers?
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Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
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Be the pit, Po. Be the pit.
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[straining] There we go.
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[grunts] All right, universe.
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Give me some guidance.
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[Po's inner voice] Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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Dinner, please.
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Dinner with peas.
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Snow peas?
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In a sesame soy glaze.
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[grunts]
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Inner peace.
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Inner peace.
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[inhales deeply]
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This is not working at all.
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Maybe focus on your breathing?
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I'm trying, but it's kinda hard
when you keep talking to me.
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Technically, you're talking to you,
if you think about it.
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Hey, will you two be quiet?
I'm trying to concentrate here.
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Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice,
then who are you?
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Uh, I'm Po's inner, inner voice.
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How many voices do I have in there?
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-You do not want to know.
-This dirt is itchy.
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-I just love kung fu.
-What am I gonna be?
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-Are we alone in the universe?
-You guys thought it was awesome, right?
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-[voices overlapping]
-[screaming]
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Anyone want a cookie?
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[wind whistling]
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Universe?
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Is that you?
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[inhales]
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[chokes]
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[coughing]
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Attention, mysterious figure!
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The Dragon Warrior's here
to perform justice.
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[exclaims]
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I know you're in here.
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Just a matter of time before I find you.
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Ooh.
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[grunts]
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[exclaims]
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You can't hide from justice forever.
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[gasps]
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The Dagger of Deng Wa.
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You've got excellent taste,
I'll give you that.
253
00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:06,371
But I can't give you that.
Give it back.
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If you insist.
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00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:21,261
-[exclaims]
-Oh, no!
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He's got a walking stick.
What are you gonna do? Stroll me to death?
257
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:28,184
This stick is not for the strolling.
It's the Staff of Wisdom.
258
00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,854
The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad
when he finds out you took his stick.
259
00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:32,772
I am the Dragon Warrior.
260
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:37,235
I'm just gonna say it. Nothing about you
says "dragon" or "warrior."
261
00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:38,987
[grunts, screams]
262
00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:49,414
[distorted] Whoa.
263
00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,042
Hi-yah!
264
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:56,171
How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes?
265
00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:57,714
Who's desecrating what now?
266
00:13:57,797 --> 00:13:59,507
Master Ostrich's Egg!
267
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:02,219
Oops, my bad. Hi-yah!
268
00:14:02,302 --> 00:14:04,596
The Indestructible Chain Hammer
of Master Pangolin.
269
00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:05,847
Whoopsies.
270
00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:11,353
Ha-ha! [grunts] Oh!
271
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,814
[grunting, exclaiming]
272
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,108
[chuckles]
273
00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,070
The Urn of Whispering Warriors!
274
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:22,614
Which I've already broken! Twice!
275
00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:26,785
Why would you keep an urn of souls?
Feels kinda creepy.
276
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,746
-[whispering warriors murmuring]
-[exhales]
277
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:32,624
Are you doing okay there, big guy?
You're looking a little tired.
278
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,501
-I've never felt more awake!
-[grunts]
279
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,461
[grunting]
280
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:39,047
[Po] The War Hammer of Master Chipmunk?
281
00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:41,091
-[hammer clinks]
-[urn cracks]
282
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:42,634
[whispering warriors gasping]
283
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:43,969
You're gonna pay for that.
284
00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:44,886
[gasps]
285
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:48,598
Hello?
286
00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,271
-[Po gasps]
-[fox grunts]
287
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,732
[whispering warriors groaning]
288
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,652
You faker.
289
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,737
It's not faking. It's called Method.
290
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:05,031
Catch ya later, panda.
291
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:06,866
No.
292
00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:15,083
I think I'll catch you now.
293
00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,086
[grunts]
294
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,379
[grunts]
295
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:20,797
[exclaims]
296
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:21,882
Whoa!
297
00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:24,676
[grunting]
298
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:29,723
Whoa!
299
00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:32,142
Whoa!
300
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:36,730
Told ya.
301
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:39,858
You got me,
oh-great-and-powerful Dumpling Warrior.
302
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,818
That's Dragon Warrior-- [yelps]
303
00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:44,362
Let go of me.
304
00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:45,697
Just tell me one thing.
305
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:48,116
How did someone like you
become the Dragon Warrior?
306
00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,410
That's a mystery for you to solve
during your two-year stay
307
00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:51,828
at the Valley of Peace prison.
308
00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,789
Valley of Peace prison? [scoffs]
Sounds like a day care.
309
00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:56,541
It is a day care on the weekends.
310
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,752
But it's also a prison.
311
00:15:58,835 --> 00:15:59,961
[villager] There he is!
312
00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:01,004
Dragon Warrior!
313
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,006
-[ram foreman] Tai Lung is back.
-Tai Lung has returned?
314
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:06,176
He demanded all of our iron,
then destroyed our quarry.
315
00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,762
-He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm.
-Well, he's back.
316
00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:11,640
He said that he's not gonna stop
until the Valley of Peace falls
317
00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:13,975
and the Dragon Warrior
bows before him.
318
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,144
-He's back.
-Please, you've got to do something.
319
00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:20,190
Looks like I'm not the only one
around here with a mystery to solve.
320
00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:22,192
Well, you know what they say…
321
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:27,030
every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.
322
00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:51,221
[Po] Every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.
323
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:58,645
Very clever, fox. You know something.
324
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,814
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
325
00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,191
Okay, I do. I really, really do.
326
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:04,859
-Tell me.
-And why should I?
327
00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:06,069
I mean, what's in it for me?
328
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,154
The peace of mind
knowing you did the right thing.
329
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,699
You're adorable.
Has anyone ever told you that?
330
00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:12,492
And I don't mean just in, like,
the cuddly sense.
331
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:13,785
I don't have time for games.
332
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,954
Tai Lung is running loose
in the Valley of Peace.
333
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:20,125
Maybe. Or maybe she wants you to think
it was Tai Lung.
334
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,376
Wait. She?
335
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,669
Mine!
336
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:26,715
The Empress of Disguise,
capable of taking any form,
337
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,007
mimicking any shape.
338
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:29,134
The master of deception.
339
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:31,511
The lizard of lies
with the glowing teal eyes.
340
00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:32,721
I'm talking 'bout…
341
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,473
The Chameleon.
342
00:17:35,557 --> 00:17:36,558
[guards gasp]
343
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,728
This is kind of a private conversation.
344
00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:40,937
[honking]
345
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,480
Who's The Chameleon?
346
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,858
Only the most powerful
shape-shifting sorceress.
347
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:47,319
So she shape-shifted into Tai Lung.
348
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,988
But what does she have against me
and the Valley of Peace?
349
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,157
These are good questions.
You should ask her.
350
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,077
You're right.
How do I find this "The Chameleon"?
351
00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:57,746
She isn't someone who can be found.
352
00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:00,540
At least not without someone in the know.
353
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:03,418
And how do I find someone "in the know"?
354
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,504
[sighs] Oh! It's me.
It's obviously-- It's me.
355
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:07,797
I'm in the know.
356
00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:10,342
Forget it. I'll find her on my own.
357
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:11,968
Good luck.
358
00:18:12,052 --> 00:18:15,138
After all, how hard can it be
to find someone who can look like anyone,
359
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,431
blend in anywhere?
360
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,395
Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon,
361
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:24,773
and I'll see what I can do
about reducing your sentence.
362
00:18:24,856 --> 00:18:26,066
Deal.
363
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,276
-[Shifu] Po!
-[yelps]
364
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,569
What do you think you're doing?
365
00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:33,031
[stammers] There's this shape-shifting
sorceress on the loose and--
366
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:35,116
That's a job for the Furious Five.
367
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,161
Well, they're not here, and someone
needs to protect the Valley of Peace.
368
00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:40,038
Look, I know that change is difficult
369
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:42,582
and that you enjoy
being the Dragon Warrior,
370
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,043
but your job is finding a successor.
371
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:48,505
The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal.
Mind your own business, squirrel.
372
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:50,215
Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
373
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,466
I'm a red panda.
374
00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,594
You know what? I love that for you.
375
00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:56,221
Po, this is your decision.
376
00:18:56,304 --> 00:19:00,684
But I think you know what choice
Master Oogway would want you to make.
377
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,440
-Thanks for the free stay.
-[Shifu] What are you doing?
378
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:08,858
-Little dank for a day care.
-Wait!
379
00:19:08,942 --> 00:19:10,402
-Not bad for a jail.
-Where is she going?
380
00:19:10,485 --> 00:19:11,486
You can't leave.
381
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:14,739
Don't worry, I'll have her back
before you even know she was gone.
382
00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:17,951
You are supposed to be
passing along wisdom and inspiring hope!
383
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,704
Just think of it as
one last Dragon Warrior adventure.
384
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,081
I'll be back soon.
Tell my dads I love 'em.
385
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,417
-I can't hear you anymore! Bye!
-[honks]
386
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:27,544
[groans]
387
00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:31,464
Yeah! It sure is good
to be a free fox again.
388
00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:33,133
That's a good back scratcher.
389
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,467
-Yoink!
-Hey!
390
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:36,720
So, does this really unlock the door
to the Spirit Realm?
391
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:38,346
It doesn't work like that.
392
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:41,141
It has to be given
in order to gain its powers.
393
00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:44,102
Gotcha. Given to gain.
So, can I have it?
394
00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:45,854
No! What do you take me for?
395
00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:46,938
An easy mark.
396
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:48,023
What's an easy mark?
397
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:49,691
Someone who's easy to steal from,
398
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,902
usually because they're generous
and too trusting.
399
00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:54,070
-Like you.
-Aw, thank you.
400
00:19:56,406 --> 00:20:00,785
I heard The Chameleon is a monster
with an appetite of a thousand predators,
401
00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:02,913
and her favorite food is panda.
402
00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:06,708
They say this Chameleon character
has magical powers.
403
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:10,462
If you say her name three times,
she'll take you away in the night!
404
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,005
[bunnies crying]
405
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,926
The Chameleon can shape-shift
to look like anyone, even you.
406
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:17,427
Or you.
407
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:23,016
Mr. Li! Mr. Li! Is it true?
408
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,810
[bunny] Po's going to
take down an evil sorceress?
409
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:27,771
The-- The Chameleon?
410
00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:31,107
[chuckles] Well, a Dragon Warrior's work
is never done.
411
00:20:31,191 --> 00:20:34,361
Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up
with a convicted felon
412
00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:38,240
to take down an evil sorceress
wasn't such a great idea.
413
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:43,203
Relax. Po has faced demons, demigods,
and everything else in between.
414
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:44,412
He's always come out on top.
415
00:20:44,496 --> 00:20:46,623
You're right. You're right.
416
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:48,500
But what if you're wrong?
417
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,252
Calm down, Ping.
418
00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:53,255
How bad can one evil sorceress be?
419
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,676
[bear crime boss] Who is she to summon us?
420
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:58,927
[crocodile crime boss] Classic power move.
421
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:02,305
We're the heads of Juniper City's
most prominent crime families.
422
00:21:02,389 --> 00:21:05,934
And she's just some bug-eyed,
power-hungry reptilian runt.
423
00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,644
You left out the evil sorceress part.
424
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,521
We used to run this city.
425
00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:12,107
Now we pay her half the money we swindle.
426
00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,693
It's like a criminal can't
make an honest living anymore.
427
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,194
Yeah, but what could we do?
428
00:21:17,112 --> 00:21:19,406
Together, we can take her down.
429
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:22,325
-[all gasp]
-Are you nuts? She's a shape-shifter.
430
00:21:22,409 --> 00:21:26,329
She could be at this very table,
and we'd have no idea.
431
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:30,208
For all we know,
you're The Chameleon.
432
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,127
Or you're The Chameleon.
433
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:33,879
-Or maybe…
-Oh, no.
434
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,255
-Maybe…
-Don't say it.
435
00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:37,549
[as The Chameleon] …I'm The Chameleon.
436
00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:38,758
I said don't say it.
437
00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:48,184
We obviously spoke out of turn.
438
00:21:48,268 --> 00:21:49,269
Sorry, Chameleon.
439
00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:51,146
No, no. Don't apologize.
440
00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:55,650
You and your families prospered
by preying upon the weak,
441
00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:59,404
so it doesn't feel good
when you're the one being squeezed.
442
00:21:59,487 --> 00:22:02,073
Especially when the one
doing the squeezing
443
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:05,577
is just a "bug-eyed, power-hungry"…
444
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,162
What was the rest?
445
00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:09,080
Reptilian runt.
446
00:22:09,164 --> 00:22:13,251
Well, this "reptilian runt" wants more.
447
00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:15,295
You already have the city.
448
00:22:15,378 --> 00:22:17,255
What else could you possibly want?
449
00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:21,343
I have something special in mind.
I'm very close to achieving it.
450
00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:24,137
As close as the blood moon.
451
00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:25,805
But the blood moon
is two nights away.
452
00:22:25,889 --> 00:22:28,433
So little time, so many expenses.
453
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:33,855
Which is why I'll need to increase
this month's tribute to 60%.
454
00:22:33,939 --> 00:22:34,981
No.
455
00:22:39,903 --> 00:22:41,363
What was that now?
456
00:22:41,947 --> 00:22:44,449
I mean no disrespect.
457
00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,744
Don't worry.
458
00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:53,708
I forgive you for the impudence
and the backstabbing.
459
00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:59,130
And the blatant disrespect
you've shown me, I forgive.
460
00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:02,008
But I never forget.
461
00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:04,302
You might say I have the memory…
462
00:23:04,386 --> 00:23:05,512
Oh, don't say it.
463
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:07,639
…of an elephant.
464
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,143
[groans]
465
00:23:18,858 --> 00:23:20,819
[trumpets]
466
00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:23,405
[all gasp]
467
00:23:23,488 --> 00:23:26,658
You think
I've pushed you too far?
468
00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:30,829
Then you, my friend, can't begin to fathom
469
00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:34,666
just how far I can push.
470
00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:38,044
[grunting, groaning]
471
00:23:38,128 --> 00:23:39,462
[whimpering]
472
00:23:40,672 --> 00:23:43,758
I'll expect your tributes by dawn.
473
00:23:47,554 --> 00:23:49,723
Are we gonna stop
for lunch soon?
474
00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:51,808
Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
475
00:23:51,892 --> 00:23:54,686
But it does take the occasional time-out
for snackage.
476
00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:56,479
Wanna split my almond cookie?
477
00:23:56,563 --> 00:24:00,066
You're just gonna give me half of your
cookie out of the goodness of your heart?
478
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,444
-Mm-hmm.
-What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?
479
00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:03,403
The "bam-what-le"?
480
00:24:03,486 --> 00:24:05,447
You know, the fleece.
The rook. The flimflam.
481
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,032
Do you want the cookie or not?
482
00:24:08,074 --> 00:24:10,327
-[grunting]
-[crunching]
483
00:24:10,911 --> 00:24:12,495
I got my eye on you.
484
00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:17,000
How much farther is it
to this "The Chameleon"?
485
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:18,209
Just a little farther.
486
00:24:30,096 --> 00:24:33,099
[both screaming]
487
00:24:33,183 --> 00:24:36,645
Li! What are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?
488
00:24:36,728 --> 00:24:40,315
Well, I-- I-- I… didn't wanna miss
the blood moon rising.
489
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:43,068
Oh, pooh.
You are just as worried as I am.
490
00:24:43,151 --> 00:24:44,486
All right, all right.
491
00:24:44,569 --> 00:24:47,322
I know pandas come across as
calm, gentle and chill,
492
00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:49,658
but… [chuckles] …the truth is
493
00:24:49,741 --> 00:24:51,243
I'm kinda freaking out!
494
00:24:51,326 --> 00:24:52,285
So am I.
495
00:24:52,369 --> 00:24:56,581
Po is just too calm, gentle and chill
to face a shape-shifting sorceress.
496
00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:59,459
-What if he's captured?
-What if he's tortured? [gasps]
497
00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,378
[both] Our baby!
498
00:25:02,504 --> 00:25:03,964
Okay, okay.
499
00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:06,216
Maybe Po has finally met his match,
500
00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:10,178
but there is still something that he has
that The Chameleon does not.
501
00:25:10,262 --> 00:25:12,305
-What's that?
-Us.
502
00:25:12,389 --> 00:25:15,225
Now, let's go find our son.
503
00:25:15,308 --> 00:25:16,434
I hope Po's okay.
504
00:25:16,518 --> 00:25:19,479
You know, Li,
a wise goose once said,
505
00:25:19,563 --> 00:25:22,524
"Worrying doesn't make
the broth boil any faster."
506
00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:25,026
-[Li] Who was that idiot?
-[Mr. Ping] Me, of course.
507
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,570
I was the wise goose.
508
00:25:26,653 --> 00:25:28,321
[Li] Oh, yeah.
509
00:25:28,405 --> 00:25:30,240
[Po] Whoa.
510
00:25:30,323 --> 00:25:32,284
That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
511
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:34,077
[fox] That's no village.
512
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,037
That's Juniper City.
513
00:25:36,121 --> 00:25:37,872
That's where I'll find
The Chameleon, huh?
514
00:25:37,956 --> 00:25:39,416
Just a boat ride away.
515
00:25:39,499 --> 00:25:42,002
And I'm gonna lead you
right to her front door.
516
00:25:42,085 --> 00:25:43,962
Are you sure we'll find
a boat captain in there?
517
00:25:44,045 --> 00:25:46,840
For the right price, those cutthroats will
take us anywhere we want to go.
518
00:25:47,424 --> 00:25:50,552
Of course, we could always opt for
the four-finger discount.
519
00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:51,845
No stealing.
520
00:25:52,721 --> 00:25:54,347
"The Happy Bunny Tavern".
521
00:25:54,431 --> 00:25:56,224
Well, that sounds inviting.
522
00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:57,809
[screams, grunts]
523
00:26:01,229 --> 00:26:03,148
Anybody lose a rabbit?
524
00:26:06,902 --> 00:26:09,362
[grunts, groans]
525
00:26:09,446 --> 00:26:10,655
Stir faster!
526
00:26:10,739 --> 00:26:12,991
[whimpering]
527
00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:16,161
Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.
528
00:26:16,244 --> 00:26:18,997
I'll find us a ride.
Maybe you can get us some food.
529
00:26:19,539 --> 00:26:20,957
And stay out of trouble.
530
00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:24,586
Hey, what you guys playing?
531
00:26:24,669 --> 00:26:26,338
Mah-jongg.
532
00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:28,006
And the stakes are high.
533
00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:29,090
Can I play?
534
00:26:29,174 --> 00:26:32,510
Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
'cause I'm very beginning.
535
00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:34,179
[gamblers chuckle]
536
00:26:34,262 --> 00:26:36,389
-Hey there.
-What can I get you?
537
00:26:36,473 --> 00:26:38,266
A boat ride to Juniper City.
538
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:39,351
Ask this guy.
539
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:41,061
[exhales]
540
00:26:41,895 --> 00:26:43,897
-Who's he?
-He's the captain.
541
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,440
-[coin clinks]
-Thanks.
542
00:26:46,149 --> 00:26:47,525
[grunts]
543
00:26:47,609 --> 00:26:48,568
[sighs]
544
00:26:48,652 --> 00:26:51,363
Oh, I win again.
Beginner's luck, I guess.
545
00:26:51,446 --> 00:26:53,240
Never played before, huh?
546
00:26:53,323 --> 00:26:55,242
I'm sorry, are you accusing me
of cheating?
547
00:26:55,325 --> 00:26:57,535
I would like to speak
to the manager, please.
548
00:26:57,619 --> 00:26:59,537
I am the manager.
549
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,251
I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City,
but I won't carry anything illegal.
550
00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:05,627
I don't want any trouble.
551
00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:07,587
[chuckles] Trouble runs from me.
552
00:27:07,671 --> 00:27:09,047
[squawks] Then it'll cost you double.
553
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:11,591
I'm confused.
Should I have said that I like trouble?
554
00:27:11,675 --> 00:27:13,426
In that case, it'll cost you triple.
555
00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:16,096
Oh. Uh, maybe we can go back
to the double price?
556
00:27:19,099 --> 00:27:20,517
You got a deal.
557
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,478
Great.
Do I shake his hand or your hand?
558
00:27:24,396 --> 00:27:25,897
Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?
559
00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:27,357
Yes. Everything, again.
560
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,401
Except for the broth. It was very bland.
561
00:27:29,484 --> 00:27:30,986
-Keep stirring!
-[yelps]
562
00:27:32,487 --> 00:27:35,156
Whoa! One of everything is my go-to order.
563
00:27:35,949 --> 00:27:37,200
But how did you pay for this?
564
00:27:37,284 --> 00:27:39,160
Legally. Lawfully. Fair and square.
565
00:27:39,244 --> 00:27:40,620
-I'm proud of you.
-[grunts]
566
00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:45,125
-[gamblers gasp]
-[boar snorts]
567
00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:46,960
[gasps]
568
00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:50,422
[boar grunting, snorting]
569
00:27:51,631 --> 00:27:52,716
Oh, wow! Look at the time.
570
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:55,635
Remember we have to do that thing
down by the place with that guy?
571
00:27:55,719 --> 00:28:00,140
Did you actually think you could
grift a meal out of me?
572
00:28:00,223 --> 00:28:03,184
[gulps] There's gotta be some sort
of misunderstanding here.
573
00:28:05,145 --> 00:28:07,606
And apparently,
I'm the one misunderstanding.
574
00:28:07,689 --> 00:28:10,734
Please allow us to pay for our meal
and yours too.
575
00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:12,736
I'm only hungry for…
576
00:28:12,819 --> 00:28:14,195
-Dumplings?
-…vengeance!
577
00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:16,156
Well, then, come and get it.
578
00:28:16,239 --> 00:28:18,158
No! No, no, no! Don't come and get it!
579
00:28:18,241 --> 00:28:20,201
-Destroy them!
-[tavern patrons growl]
580
00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:29,377
[thudding]
581
00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:32,881
[screams]
582
00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:33,924
I got it!
583
00:28:41,306 --> 00:28:43,016
[creaks, thuds]
584
00:28:44,309 --> 00:28:45,435
There you go.
585
00:28:47,312 --> 00:28:48,855
-All better.
-[screams]
586
00:28:48,939 --> 00:28:51,608
-Come on! Gotcha.
-[broth sizzles, burbles]
587
00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:52,859
Keep stirring!
588
00:28:52,943 --> 00:28:53,777
[whimpering]
589
00:28:57,656 --> 00:28:59,199
[screams]
590
00:29:01,326 --> 00:29:02,744
Oh, yeah!
591
00:29:07,332 --> 00:29:09,251
[shouts, snorts]
592
00:29:11,253 --> 00:29:12,754
[screams]
593
00:29:13,338 --> 00:29:14,506
[creaks]
594
00:29:21,763 --> 00:29:23,014
I'll take that.
595
00:29:26,101 --> 00:29:27,394
Think this belongs to you.
596
00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:31,398
[snarling]
597
00:29:34,943 --> 00:29:37,112
[coins jingling]
598
00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:41,866
No stealing!
599
00:29:43,076 --> 00:29:44,494
[screams]
600
00:29:46,413 --> 00:29:49,124
[groans] Yeah, I think it's
a little too late for that.
601
00:29:49,207 --> 00:29:51,418
It's never too late to do the right thing.
602
00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:53,044
-[groans]
-Get them!
603
00:29:53,128 --> 00:29:54,796
-[gasps] Watch out!
-Whoa!
604
00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:04,014
-Skadoosh!
-[roars]
605
00:30:04,097 --> 00:30:05,724
[all exclaiming]
606
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,232
-[all groaning]
-Whoa. Nice move. You gotta teach me that.
607
00:30:14,316 --> 00:30:16,359
[boar] You die, panda!
608
00:30:16,443 --> 00:30:19,362
[screaming]
609
00:30:23,366 --> 00:30:24,534
-[coins jingle]
-[grunts]
610
00:30:25,744 --> 00:30:26,995
[Zhen screams]
611
00:30:29,623 --> 00:30:30,832
Ah! Uh.
612
00:30:31,374 --> 00:30:33,335
[Zhen] Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
613
00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:35,295
[tavern patrons screaming]
614
00:30:35,378 --> 00:30:37,422
Who designs a tavern on a cliff?
615
00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:40,133
I shouldn't have eaten
all those dumplings. [yelps]
616
00:30:40,217 --> 00:30:41,176
[grunts]
617
00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:42,719
-Huh?
-[wood cracks]
618
00:30:42,802 --> 00:30:43,970
Uh-oh.
619
00:30:44,054 --> 00:30:45,222
[both scream]
620
00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:48,642
[squawks]
621
00:30:48,725 --> 00:30:49,935
Sail ho!
622
00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:56,524
-[creaks]
-[tavern patrons scream]
623
00:30:56,608 --> 00:30:59,444
[boar] Back up! Move, move, move!
624
00:31:00,695 --> 00:31:01,947
[honks]
625
00:31:02,739 --> 00:31:04,783
-Not that I'm worried, but…
-[honks]
626
00:31:04,866 --> 00:31:07,202
…what if The Chameleon knows
we're coming?
627
00:31:07,285 --> 00:31:09,412
Why, she could be anywhere, anyone.
628
00:31:09,496 --> 00:31:12,290
Li, would you please show
a little backbone?
629
00:31:12,374 --> 00:31:15,794
I'm sorry, but bravery was never
really my specialty.
630
00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:20,590
[honks] You don't have to be brave.
You just have to act brave.
631
00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:22,759
Act brave? Got it.
632
00:31:23,426 --> 00:31:25,428
-Ah! [screams]
-Oh!
633
00:31:25,512 --> 00:31:26,846
Oh, Li!
634
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:29,224
-[yelping]
-Hold on!
635
00:31:29,307 --> 00:31:32,060
Hold me, Ping! It's all been for nothing!
636
00:31:32,143 --> 00:31:33,562
Please, no.
637
00:31:33,645 --> 00:31:35,981
-I'm too young!
-[thuds]
638
00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:41,278
How was that for acting brave?
639
00:31:41,361 --> 00:31:43,196
[sighs] Keep working on it.
640
00:31:47,242 --> 00:31:49,452
[Zhen sighs] Juniper City.
641
00:31:49,536 --> 00:31:51,371
It's going to be great
to be back home again.
642
00:31:51,454 --> 00:31:53,373
Does your family live there too?
643
00:31:53,456 --> 00:31:55,709
They would. If I had a family.
644
00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:58,879
It wasn't easy being a little fox
in a big city.
645
00:31:59,796 --> 00:32:02,048
So I had to survive any way I could.
646
00:32:02,132 --> 00:32:03,091
Hey!
647
00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:06,219
[Zhen] Grifting. Shilling. Gaffing.
648
00:32:06,303 --> 00:32:08,847
Stop running! Stop running!
649
00:32:14,561 --> 00:32:16,938
Whoa, you're an orphan? So am I.
650
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,398
Well, I mean I was.
651
00:32:18,481 --> 00:32:22,319
My goose dad adopted me,
and then later, my panda dad found me.
652
00:32:22,402 --> 00:32:26,031
Goose dads, panda dads.
Guess it takes all kinds.
653
00:32:26,114 --> 00:32:27,574
-Right, Mom?
-[squawks]
654
00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:30,452
Then, one day, a local took me in.
655
00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:33,914
Put a roof over my head,
gave me clothes to wear, food to eat.
656
00:32:33,997 --> 00:32:36,291
After that, I was never alone again.
657
00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:37,500
I guess we both got lucky.
658
00:32:37,584 --> 00:32:38,543
I guess.
659
00:32:38,627 --> 00:32:40,921
Hey, tell me something.
Back in the Valley of Geese…
660
00:32:41,004 --> 00:32:41,963
Peace.
661
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,465
…what did that angry little squirrel
mean…
662
00:32:43,548 --> 00:32:44,382
Red panda.
663
00:32:44,466 --> 00:32:46,426
…when he said you had to
find your successor?
664
00:32:46,509 --> 00:32:47,594
[sighs]
665
00:32:47,677 --> 00:32:50,013
Now that I'm supposed to become
Spiritual Leader,
666
00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:53,099
I have to find a worthy successor
to take over as the Dragon Warrior.
667
00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:55,268
Once you're on top,
that's where you wanna stay, right?
668
00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:58,355
No, it's just that-- What do I know
about being a Spiritual Leader?
669
00:32:58,438 --> 00:33:00,899
I can't even come up with
one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
670
00:33:00,982 --> 00:33:03,568
"Life's greatest enemy is"…
671
00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:05,779
Uh, I don't know. Stairs?
672
00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:07,489
Okay.
673
00:33:07,572 --> 00:33:09,866
Everyone knows
life's greatest enemy is time.
674
00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:10,825
[squawks]
675
00:33:10,909 --> 00:33:13,912
I guess it's just easier to hold on
to the life you know
676
00:33:13,995 --> 00:33:15,413
than move on to the one you don't.
677
00:33:15,497 --> 00:33:17,207
Hey, that was pretty good.
678
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:18,124
Yeah.
679
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:21,962
Maybe she should be the Spiritual Leader
of the Valley of Geese.
680
00:33:22,045 --> 00:33:23,880
[gulping]
681
00:33:23,964 --> 00:33:25,924
Whoa, that guy.
He drinks like a fish.
682
00:33:26,007 --> 00:33:27,467
Should he be driving?
683
00:33:52,492 --> 00:33:55,620
We've come to pay tribute,
as you requested.
684
00:33:55,704 --> 00:33:57,497
Looks a little light.
685
00:33:57,581 --> 00:33:59,374
Go back out and get me more!
686
00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,292
More?
687
00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:01,459
But-- But, Chameleon--
688
00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:05,088
Go! Before I toss you
down another flight of stairs.
689
00:34:05,171 --> 00:34:06,506
[crime bosses murmuring]
690
00:34:07,924 --> 00:34:11,219
At last, my destiny approaches.
691
00:34:14,931 --> 00:34:20,436
I'll expand my rule from Juniper City
to every city and town and village
692
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:24,065
from here to the Valley of Peace
and beyond!
693
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:33,365
They will all know the name
of The Chameleon!
694
00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:34,701
[Zhen] Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
695
00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:38,914
Ah! Zhen! I had a vision.
I saw The Chameleon.
696
00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:41,958
She's gonna take over cities and towns
and the Valley of Peace.
697
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,668
A vision?
698
00:34:43,751 --> 00:34:45,211
While you were asleep?
699
00:34:45,295 --> 00:34:46,630
I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
700
00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:48,423
Not a dream, a vision.
701
00:34:48,506 --> 00:34:50,508
Either I had a bad dumpling
before I went to sleep,
702
00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:52,344
or it's a Dragon Warrior thing.
703
00:34:52,427 --> 00:34:54,346
We got to get to The Chameleon
and take her down.
704
00:34:54,429 --> 00:34:56,306
Well, then you're in luck.
705
00:34:56,389 --> 00:34:58,475
Welcome to Juniper City.
706
00:35:03,688 --> 00:35:05,106
Whoa!
707
00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:10,403
[Zhen] This is the place where you can be
whatever you wanna be,
708
00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:12,697
do whatever you wanna do,
709
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:15,992
and steal whatever you wanna steal.
710
00:35:16,076 --> 00:35:17,077
Uh, if that's your thing.
711
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,705
Land ho!
712
00:35:20,789 --> 00:35:21,957
[Po, Zhen grunt]
713
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,917
Whoa. That came out of nowhere.
714
00:35:27,254 --> 00:35:28,255
[grunts]
715
00:35:34,344 --> 00:35:35,220
Ah!
716
00:35:36,429 --> 00:35:37,597
-Whoa!
-Move!
717
00:35:37,681 --> 00:35:39,349
-Look out!
-Sorry!
718
00:35:39,432 --> 00:35:40,433
Out of the way!
719
00:35:41,268 --> 00:35:43,228
I've never seen so much traffic before.
720
00:35:43,311 --> 00:35:45,313
[Zhen] You don't have rush hour
in the Valley of Peace?
721
00:35:45,397 --> 00:35:47,607
No one's ever in that much of a rush. Oof.
722
00:35:49,276 --> 00:35:50,652
Come on!
723
00:35:55,282 --> 00:35:57,200
Well, sure is good to be home again.
724
00:35:57,284 --> 00:35:59,035
The sights. The sounds.
725
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:01,746
[sniffs] The smells.
726
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:05,959
[panting]
727
00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:09,588
It's a wonton wonderland!
[chuckles, whoops]
728
00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:12,757
Yeah!
729
00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:16,052
[laughs]
730
00:36:16,136 --> 00:36:17,679
-[panting]
-[Zhen] Po. Po!
731
00:36:17,762 --> 00:36:19,180
Focus!
732
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,266
This city is the most amazing place
I've ever seen!
733
00:36:21,349 --> 00:36:24,644
I used to feel the same way
until The Chameleon got her claws into it.
734
00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:26,980
-[pig whimpering]
-[thugs chuckling]
735
00:36:27,689 --> 00:36:29,274
-[growls]
-[yelps]
736
00:36:29,357 --> 00:36:31,902
-[growls]
-[bleats]
737
00:36:31,985 --> 00:36:33,194
[growling, chuckling]
738
00:36:35,906 --> 00:36:38,033
Tonight, we take down The Chameleon.
739
00:36:38,116 --> 00:36:39,159
Oh, yeah.
740
00:36:39,242 --> 00:36:42,829
I'll show you where this villainous
sorceress lurks as she dominates the city.
741
00:36:42,913 --> 00:36:45,874
Is she lurking in that villainous tower
dominating the city?
742
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,668
How'd you know?
743
00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:50,670
Eh, not my first time
taking down a villain.
744
00:36:50,754 --> 00:36:51,755
Let's keep moving.
745
00:36:51,838 --> 00:36:53,173
-[citizen] Hey, Zhen!
-Heya, Zhen.
746
00:36:53,256 --> 00:36:54,341
Long time no see.
747
00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:55,258
How you doing, Zhen?
748
00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,510
Wow, you're quite the local celeb.
749
00:36:57,594 --> 00:37:00,764
Yeah, well, let's just say
a face like mine is hard to forget.
750
00:37:03,475 --> 00:37:05,602
What? You're a wanted criminal?
751
00:37:05,685 --> 00:37:09,189
You sound surprised. Is this surprising?
I don't think this is surprising.
752
00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:11,191
You never mentioned
you were wanted.
753
00:37:11,274 --> 00:37:12,525
Don't worry.
754
00:37:12,609 --> 00:37:14,736
The law has better things to do
than look for me.
755
00:37:14,819 --> 00:37:17,364
-Hey, fox.
-We've been looking for you.
756
00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:18,490
Must be a slow workweek.
757
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:19,741
I'll handle this.
758
00:37:19,824 --> 00:37:22,911
Morning, officers.
Dragon Warrior here.
759
00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:26,373
The fox and I are here
on official Dragon Warrior biz.
760
00:37:26,456 --> 00:37:27,999
-Dragon who?
-Warrior what?
761
00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,459
Dragon Warrior.
762
00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:31,753
Anyone? Nothing?
763
00:37:31,836 --> 00:37:33,755
Perhaps you know me better as…
764
00:37:34,422 --> 00:37:36,883
the Kung Fu Panda!
765
00:37:38,051 --> 00:37:39,928
-[metal clanging]
-Wait, wait!
766
00:37:40,011 --> 00:37:41,805
[chuckling] Can you believe that guy?
767
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:42,973
Aw, come on!
768
00:37:43,056 --> 00:37:46,268
Okay, so we tried it your way.
Now we try it mine.
769
00:37:47,894 --> 00:37:52,691
-Wait, what's your way-- [screams, grunts]
-[grunts]
770
00:37:52,774 --> 00:37:53,775
Sorry.
771
00:37:55,151 --> 00:37:56,861
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
772
00:37:57,487 --> 00:38:00,073
You can't run away from the law.
You're a wanted criminal!
773
00:38:00,156 --> 00:38:02,784
Yeah? Well, it looks like
I'm not the only one.
774
00:38:02,867 --> 00:38:05,078
Wow. City life really is fast-paced.
775
00:38:05,161 --> 00:38:07,038
We gotta get out of here
before they call for…
776
00:38:07,122 --> 00:38:08,123
[rumbling]
777
00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:10,584
…backup.
778
00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:12,085
[bulls grunting, bleating]
779
00:38:15,338 --> 00:38:16,756
That's a lot of bull.
780
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,300
-Run!
-[gasps]
781
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,720
[grunts]
782
00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:23,763
[grunts]
783
00:38:25,015 --> 00:38:26,892
-Let's go, let's go!
-Oh! [whimpers]
784
00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:28,435
[blusters]
785
00:38:29,603 --> 00:38:30,604
[grunting]
786
00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,565
[both screaming]
787
00:38:35,942 --> 00:38:37,235
Ow!
788
00:38:37,944 --> 00:38:38,904
[pig squeals]
789
00:38:39,529 --> 00:38:40,780
[pigs whimpering]
790
00:38:43,783 --> 00:38:45,410
[Po shouts]
791
00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:46,912
[all exclaiming]
792
00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:48,330
[pedestrians yelp]
793
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,789
[screaming]
794
00:38:49,873 --> 00:38:52,417
-[grunting]
-[both gasp]
795
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,461
-[grunting]
-[snorts]
796
00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:58,381
[Po yelps]
797
00:38:59,007 --> 00:39:00,717
[groaning]
798
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,760
[screams]
799
00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:05,847
Let's go.
800
00:39:07,349 --> 00:39:09,559
Whoa! Whoa!
801
00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:12,103
[citizens exclaiming]
802
00:39:12,187 --> 00:39:13,772
I'm falling…
803
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:15,607
very slowly.
804
00:39:16,316 --> 00:39:17,317
[yelps]
805
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,694
Ow! [screaming]
806
00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:24,699
[screaming continues]
807
00:39:26,993 --> 00:39:29,829
[grunting, yelping]
808
00:39:31,122 --> 00:39:32,374
[grunts] Sorry.
809
00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:34,209
[sobs]
810
00:39:35,627 --> 00:39:36,753
[bulls grunting]
811
00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:44,469
[all panting, whimpering]
812
00:39:48,723 --> 00:39:49,683
Whew.
813
00:39:57,148 --> 00:39:58,149
There they are!
814
00:39:59,985 --> 00:40:02,237
We don't have time for a drum solo!
815
00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:05,282
We're trapped. [grunts]
816
00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:08,868
[bulls grunt]
817
00:40:10,912 --> 00:40:12,205
[Po screams]
818
00:40:14,082 --> 00:40:16,626
[speaking indistinctly]
819
00:40:17,627 --> 00:40:18,712
It isn't much farther now.
820
00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:21,381
You always say that,
and it's always so much farther.
821
00:40:23,675 --> 00:40:26,511
Whoa. What is this place?
822
00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:27,971
Home sweet home.
823
00:40:28,054 --> 00:40:31,558
Some of the best crooks and criminals
in all of Juniper City live here.
824
00:40:33,685 --> 00:40:37,105
Careful. These guys will steal your pants
right off ya, and you'll never know it.
825
00:40:40,483 --> 00:40:41,818
[Po] Uh-oh.
826
00:40:41,902 --> 00:40:44,070
Now, you kids be careful
with those fireworks.
827
00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:46,489
[snarling]
828
00:40:46,573 --> 00:40:48,700
[Po screams]
829
00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:49,784
Ooh!
830
00:40:49,868 --> 00:40:50,952
[bunnies snarling]
831
00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:53,705
[Po exclaiming]
832
00:40:55,081 --> 00:40:56,207
Ow!
833
00:41:00,587 --> 00:41:03,506
Oh! [giggling]
834
00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:05,759
So you're friends
with all these people?
835
00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:07,052
They're practically family.
836
00:41:07,135 --> 00:41:08,386
Zhen!
837
00:41:09,304 --> 00:41:10,430
[pipes rattling]
838
00:41:13,516 --> 00:41:15,727
Oh! Is that really you?
839
00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:18,188
Han, my old mentor.
840
00:41:18,271 --> 00:41:21,149
I always knew someday you'll find your way
home back to the den.
841
00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:22,609
And when you did…
842
00:41:24,194 --> 00:41:27,239
…I'd be sure to give you
a proper homecoming.
843
00:41:27,322 --> 00:41:28,573
Family, huh?
844
00:41:28,657 --> 00:41:29,908
More like distant cousins.
845
00:41:29,991 --> 00:41:31,826
All right. How should we do this?
846
00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,996
Quick and painless?
Or slow and painful?
847
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,416
Slow and painful.
Slow and painful.
848
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,169
All right, you little scamps.
Slow and painful it is.
849
00:41:41,253 --> 00:41:42,712
-Hooray!
-Yay!
850
00:41:42,796 --> 00:41:44,297
You really don't wanna do this.
851
00:41:44,381 --> 00:41:45,382
And why is that?
852
00:41:45,465 --> 00:41:47,634
Because if you so much as
lay one claw on me,
853
00:41:47,717 --> 00:41:49,302
you're gonna have to answer to…
854
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,013
the Dragon Warrior.
855
00:41:52,097 --> 00:41:54,641
[whispering] Warrior, warrior, warrior,
warrior, warrior.
856
00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:56,935
Who?
857
00:41:57,018 --> 00:41:58,687
[crowd murmuring]
858
00:41:59,354 --> 00:42:02,649
Oh, man. Are my adventures
really that regional?
859
00:42:02,732 --> 00:42:04,067
Introduce them, Po,
860
00:42:04,985 --> 00:42:07,153
to your fists.
861
00:42:07,237 --> 00:42:08,738
[crowd muttering]
862
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,413
Remember, Po, there are other ways
to bring peace than by kicking butt.
863
00:42:16,496 --> 00:42:18,415
Ah, come on. Really? Now?
864
00:42:18,498 --> 00:42:20,292
Yes, now.
865
00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:23,628
Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus
have differing opinions?
866
00:42:23,712 --> 00:42:25,005
We are in total agreement…
867
00:42:25,088 --> 00:42:27,007
…with our mutual disappointment…
868
00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:28,174
[both] …in you.
869
00:42:30,010 --> 00:42:31,011
Wait.
870
00:42:32,262 --> 00:42:35,682
He who resorts to violence now…
871
00:42:36,892 --> 00:42:40,228
will only find more violence later.
872
00:42:40,312 --> 00:42:41,187
[crowd] Huh?
873
00:42:42,689 --> 00:42:46,735
So what you're saying is,
if we don't hurt Zhen a little now…
874
00:42:46,818 --> 00:42:48,695
We can hurt her a lot later.
875
00:42:48,778 --> 00:42:50,530
What? No, that's not what I said.
876
00:42:50,614 --> 00:42:54,576
Yes! And more violence later
is better than less violence now.
877
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,953
No, no. I think you're misunderstanding
the fundamental point of--
878
00:42:57,037 --> 00:42:58,371
-More violence!
-Hooray!
879
00:42:58,455 --> 00:43:00,957
Violence makes my tummy tingle.
880
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:03,084
You know, that panda
makes a lot of good points.
881
00:43:03,168 --> 00:43:06,713
-I like it.
-[bunnies] Violence, violence, violence.
882
00:43:06,796 --> 00:43:07,923
No, no, no! Wait!
883
00:43:08,006 --> 00:43:09,007
Come back!
884
00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:10,967
I'll come up with better wisdom.
885
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,929
You have got to workshop
those proverbs.
886
00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:17,974
-[Po] Uh, the Kung Fu Panda?
-Nope.
887
00:43:18,058 --> 00:43:19,809
[Po] The son of Mr. Ping and Li?
888
00:43:19,893 --> 00:43:21,728
Those are both very common names.
889
00:43:21,811 --> 00:43:23,521
-Mentored by Oogway?
-Sorry.
890
00:43:23,605 --> 00:43:25,190
Trained by Master Shifu?
891
00:43:25,273 --> 00:43:27,400
-Oh! Master Shifu? Yes.
-Aha!
892
00:43:27,484 --> 00:43:29,861
Everyone's heard of
the legendary Master Shifu.
893
00:43:29,945 --> 00:43:30,904
But not you.
894
00:43:31,905 --> 00:43:34,366
Did someone say "legendary"?
Bring it in.
895
00:43:36,743 --> 00:43:37,744
Look, Han.
896
00:43:37,827 --> 00:43:40,747
I know we've had our differences,
but I'm really in a jam here,
897
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:42,457
and I was hoping
you could help me out.
898
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,292
-Thank you.
-Don't drink that.
899
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,253
[sizzles]
900
00:43:46,336 --> 00:43:49,756
Oh! [giggling]
901
00:43:49,839 --> 00:43:52,884
We just need someplace to lie low
for a while until the heat cools off.
902
00:43:52,968 --> 00:43:54,427
And why should I help you?
903
00:43:54,511 --> 00:43:57,097
Because deep down
beneath that iron-scaled exterior
904
00:43:57,180 --> 00:43:58,598
is a good-hearted soul
905
00:43:58,682 --> 00:44:00,517
who still thinks of me
as one of the family?
906
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,686
Fine.
907
00:44:02,769 --> 00:44:06,231
But if you're still here by nightfall,
I'm calling the bulls myself.
908
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:07,899
Sleep tight.
909
00:44:07,983 --> 00:44:10,068
[Han chuckling]
910
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,239
So tonight, we take down The Chameleon.
911
00:44:14,322 --> 00:44:15,824
After you get your pants back.
912
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,410
Not cool! You guys--
913
00:44:18,493 --> 00:44:20,036
Come on! Give them back.
914
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,454
Those are custom.
915
00:44:21,538 --> 00:44:23,582
[apes shrieking]
916
00:44:27,794 --> 00:44:31,172
Yeah, this place doesn't
look very friendly.
917
00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:34,384
Oh! Oh, my tail. [grunts]
918
00:44:35,302 --> 00:44:37,554
I'm sure everything is fine.
919
00:44:37,637 --> 00:44:39,014
This is a restaurant.
920
00:44:39,097 --> 00:44:42,017
These are my people.
We speak the same language.
921
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,268
You wait here.
922
00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,147
Salutations!
923
00:44:47,230 --> 00:44:49,733
I'm so sorry to interrupt. [chuckles]
924
00:44:49,816 --> 00:44:51,192
I know you're having a good time,
925
00:44:51,276 --> 00:44:55,864
but I was wondering if a panda
happened to be passing by these parts?
926
00:44:56,448 --> 00:44:57,908
There was a panda here.
927
00:44:58,575 --> 00:44:59,659
You know him?
928
00:44:59,743 --> 00:45:02,454
Know him? Why, I'm his dad!
929
00:45:02,954 --> 00:45:04,456
[quacking]
930
00:45:05,123 --> 00:45:06,750
No, no, no, no, no, no. Hmm?
931
00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:10,962
You need to pay
for what your son did to my tavern.
932
00:45:13,256 --> 00:45:14,257
[glass shatters]
933
00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:18,261
My boy wouldn't have done this
for no reason.
934
00:45:18,345 --> 00:45:20,222
Is it possible your broth was bland?
935
00:45:20,305 --> 00:45:21,598
Try it.
936
00:45:22,098 --> 00:45:24,351
[exclaims] No, no!
937
00:45:24,434 --> 00:45:26,353
The broth smells excellent.
938
00:45:26,436 --> 00:45:30,106
You should not add a single thing,
especially not me!
939
00:45:30,190 --> 00:45:31,650
[Li] Hands off the goose.
940
00:45:32,859 --> 00:45:34,736
[tavern patrons gasping]
941
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,655
The panda's back.
942
00:45:36,738 --> 00:45:38,114
-He's back?
-He's back?
943
00:45:38,198 --> 00:45:39,199
No.
944
00:45:39,866 --> 00:45:42,953
But you're about to wish he was,
945
00:45:43,036 --> 00:45:45,413
'cause if you think he made a mess
of this place,
946
00:45:45,497 --> 00:45:48,375
you have no idea what I'm capable of.
947
00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:51,336
Everything he learned, he learned from me.
948
00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:55,549
Except one thing.
949
00:45:56,132 --> 00:45:57,092
Mercy.
950
00:45:58,301 --> 00:46:01,805
I don't know where he got that,
because I don't believe in it.
951
00:46:03,139 --> 00:46:06,643
Now, this can go one of two ways.
952
00:46:06,726 --> 00:46:11,022
The easy way,
in which you tell me where he is,
953
00:46:11,106 --> 00:46:12,107
or the hard way,
954
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:14,859
in which you tell me where he is,
955
00:46:14,943 --> 00:46:16,820
but it's hard to understand
what you're saying
956
00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:18,196
because you have no teeth.
957
00:46:22,492 --> 00:46:23,702
[tavern patrons gasp]
958
00:46:23,785 --> 00:46:25,453
[gasps, whimpers]
959
00:46:25,537 --> 00:46:26,871
Mah-jongg.
960
00:46:26,955 --> 00:46:29,958
I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast!
961
00:46:35,547 --> 00:46:36,673
[groans]
962
00:46:36,756 --> 00:46:38,466
[tavern patrons growling]
963
00:46:39,342 --> 00:46:42,804
[grunts, exclaims]
964
00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:47,767
[wood creaking]
965
00:46:50,687 --> 00:46:51,563
[quacks]
966
00:46:51,646 --> 00:46:53,231
[tavern patrons shouting]
967
00:46:55,609 --> 00:46:57,485
[gasping]
968
00:46:57,569 --> 00:46:58,695
Huh?
969
00:46:58,778 --> 00:47:01,072
[wood creaking]
970
00:47:03,116 --> 00:47:06,036
-[chuckles]
-[tavern patrons clamoring]
971
00:47:08,538 --> 00:47:09,539
[clamoring continues]
972
00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:11,791
Stay there!
973
00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:12,834
Where's our son?
974
00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:14,711
He took a boat to Juniper City.
975
00:47:14,794 --> 00:47:15,879
Which way?
976
00:47:17,088 --> 00:47:19,132
You know, a wise goose once--
977
00:47:19,216 --> 00:47:20,425
Time to go.
978
00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:21,760
Uh, yeah. Right.
979
00:47:21,843 --> 00:47:22,969
[sighs]
980
00:47:23,637 --> 00:47:24,971
[tavern patrons screaming]
981
00:47:27,974 --> 00:47:30,393
[tavern patrons coughing, groaning]
982
00:47:33,104 --> 00:47:34,481
[groans]
983
00:47:35,106 --> 00:47:36,107
[cheering]
984
00:47:40,862 --> 00:47:42,280
[citizens chattering]
985
00:47:49,412 --> 00:47:50,956
[giggling]
986
00:47:52,374 --> 00:47:54,125
Okay, let's try this again.
987
00:47:54,209 --> 00:47:58,880
Stir the pot, roll the wok,
serve the dish, and ska-blam!
988
00:48:00,006 --> 00:48:02,717
Hey, where's the golden dragon
that's supposed to shoot out?
989
00:48:02,801 --> 00:48:04,553
Not gonna happen with a broom.
990
00:48:04,636 --> 00:48:05,720
Yeah? Still not bad though.
991
00:48:05,804 --> 00:48:11,059
Yeah. But stir later, roll higher,
and the word is "skadoosh."
992
00:48:11,142 --> 00:48:12,519
"Skadoosh" isn't a word.
993
00:48:12,602 --> 00:48:14,688
-And "ska-blam" is?
-[fireworks explode]
994
00:48:18,483 --> 00:48:19,568
[ape yelps]
995
00:48:19,651 --> 00:48:20,652
[all] Ska-blam!
996
00:48:23,905 --> 00:48:25,615
[sighs]
997
00:48:26,199 --> 00:48:29,786
I gotta say, you're not
like any of the other masters I've met.
998
00:48:29,869 --> 00:48:31,913
Yeah, I know.
There's not a lot of pandas.
999
00:48:31,997 --> 00:48:34,833
No, you're, like, a good guy.
1000
00:48:34,916 --> 00:48:37,252
Listen up. The coast is clear.
1001
00:48:37,335 --> 00:48:39,713
Thieves, hit the streets.
1002
00:48:39,796 --> 00:48:41,047
And you two,
1003
00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:42,716
get out of my sight.
1004
00:48:54,352 --> 00:48:55,520
Huh?
1005
00:49:03,403 --> 00:49:06,323
I know I promised that I'd lead you
right to The Chameleon's front door,
1006
00:49:06,406 --> 00:49:09,075
but the back door seems
a little more practical.
1007
00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:13,413
I gotta say, Zhen,
you really are a fox of your word.
1008
00:49:13,496 --> 00:49:15,540
A chewed-up peach pit?
1009
00:49:15,624 --> 00:49:18,501
One from Master Oogway's peach tree
of heavenly wisdom.
1010
00:49:19,628 --> 00:49:21,880
Eh, it's a Valley of Peace thing.
1011
00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:26,134
It's supposed to remind me that every pit
holds the promise of a mighty tree.
1012
00:49:28,386 --> 00:49:30,138
Maybe it'll do the same for you.
1013
00:49:36,436 --> 00:49:37,729
Are you sure you wanna do this?
1014
00:49:37,812 --> 00:49:40,607
As a wise Spiritual Leader once said,
1015
00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:45,654
how may one kick butt,
if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?
1016
00:49:48,031 --> 00:49:49,908
You're a real piece of work,
you know that?
1017
00:49:49,991 --> 00:49:51,159
Thank you.
1018
00:49:51,243 --> 00:49:53,787
Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
1019
00:49:53,870 --> 00:49:54,913
[Zhen] Yes.
1020
00:50:00,252 --> 00:50:02,379
-[citizens chattering]
-[whimpering]
1021
00:50:03,547 --> 00:50:04,506
Whoa.
1022
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:07,551
[yelping]
1023
00:50:07,634 --> 00:50:09,094
Have you seen our son?
1024
00:50:10,428 --> 00:50:11,513
[grunts]
1025
00:50:12,764 --> 00:50:14,975
[yelps, breathes heavily]
1026
00:50:16,101 --> 00:50:17,227
-Sorry.
-Sorry.
1027
00:50:17,310 --> 00:50:18,520
-Nope.
-Nah.
1028
00:50:18,603 --> 00:50:20,480
Tell us you've seen our son.
1029
00:50:20,564 --> 00:50:21,648
[squawks]
1030
00:50:23,108 --> 00:50:25,402
Wait, why are they leaving? You said yes.
1031
00:50:26,236 --> 00:50:29,030
Hey, look. Po was here.
1032
00:50:29,114 --> 00:50:31,491
Amazing, Li, but how can you tell?
1033
00:50:31,575 --> 00:50:34,536
Oh, we pandas have a gift
for seeing what others cannot.
1034
00:50:34,619 --> 00:50:36,955
Come on. There may be more clues up ahead.
1035
00:50:44,296 --> 00:50:45,630
-[guards snoring]
-[gasps]
1036
00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:54,681
[shushes]
1037
00:50:55,432 --> 00:50:56,808
[snoring continues]
1038
00:50:58,643 --> 00:50:59,728
[gasps]
1039
00:51:06,443 --> 00:51:08,528
[clanging]
1040
00:51:11,781 --> 00:51:13,366
[sighs] Why?
1041
00:51:14,451 --> 00:51:15,452
[grunts]
1042
00:51:25,545 --> 00:51:28,381
[guard grunts, coughs]
1043
00:51:32,302 --> 00:51:33,303
[flatulence]
1044
00:51:34,179 --> 00:51:36,223
-[guards snarling]
-[Po screams]
1045
00:51:39,267 --> 00:51:40,810
[gong crashes]
1046
00:51:47,108 --> 00:51:48,693
[both screaming]
1047
00:51:49,277 --> 00:51:51,238
[metal clanging]
1048
00:51:53,657 --> 00:51:55,033
[both screaming]
1049
00:51:59,329 --> 00:52:00,330
[grunts]
1050
00:52:02,123 --> 00:52:03,541
[grunting]
1051
00:52:06,378 --> 00:52:07,712
That was close.
1052
00:52:07,796 --> 00:52:09,089
-[Zhen] Look out!
-[chains jingle]
1053
00:52:09,172 --> 00:52:10,340
Huh?
1054
00:52:12,384 --> 00:52:14,219
-Po!
-Stand back.
1055
00:52:16,805 --> 00:52:18,348
-[footsteps approaching]
-Whoa!
1056
00:52:19,891 --> 00:52:22,310
-They're coming!
-Hurry! Help me lift the cage!
1057
00:52:27,524 --> 00:52:29,067
[Po strains, grunts]
1058
00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:30,151
It's no use.
1059
00:52:30,235 --> 00:52:33,071
-We gotta brace it with something.
-Here, use my staff.
1060
00:52:33,154 --> 00:52:35,240
All right, stand back. Here I go.
1061
00:52:37,367 --> 00:52:38,410
Zhen?
1062
00:52:40,453 --> 00:52:42,205
Where are you taking my staff?
1063
00:52:44,082 --> 00:52:46,918
I think you mean my staff?
1064
00:52:47,002 --> 00:52:50,755
You gave it to Zhen,
and now Zhen has given it to me.
1065
00:52:50,839 --> 00:52:53,967
"Given to gain,"
I believe, is how it works?
1066
00:52:54,050 --> 00:52:55,594
You were right, Zhen.
1067
00:52:55,677 --> 00:52:57,012
He was an easy mark.
1068
00:52:57,095 --> 00:52:58,388
Zhen…
1069
00:52:58,471 --> 00:53:01,558
First rule of the streets:
Never trust anyone.
1070
00:53:01,641 --> 00:53:03,560
[chuckles] I taught her that.
1071
00:53:03,643 --> 00:53:06,271
And you thought my apprentice
was your friend?
1072
00:53:06,354 --> 00:53:07,522
Apprentice?
1073
00:53:07,606 --> 00:53:09,441
She's the one that took you in?
1074
00:53:09,524 --> 00:53:11,860
Best thing that ever happened to her.
1075
00:53:11,943 --> 00:53:15,238
You should have seen
the little guttersnipe before I found her.
1076
00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:17,324
Mangy and half-starved,
1077
00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:21,828
hanging out with those rejects
from the Den of Thieves.
1078
00:53:22,913 --> 00:53:23,914
[gasps]
1079
00:53:35,425 --> 00:53:37,886
[grunting]
1080
00:53:43,308 --> 00:53:44,976
[The Chameleon] She had no fear.
1081
00:53:46,311 --> 00:53:47,771
Such potential.
1082
00:53:54,444 --> 00:53:56,071
So I took her in.
1083
00:53:57,656 --> 00:53:59,950
I made her what she is today.
1084
00:54:00,033 --> 00:54:01,534
Stand up straight.
1085
00:54:01,618 --> 00:54:02,702
Yes, master.
1086
00:54:02,786 --> 00:54:06,373
So you went through all of this just to
get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom?
1087
00:54:06,456 --> 00:54:07,457
Why?
1088
00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:13,338
I, too, came from humble beginnings
and dreamed of becoming something more.
1089
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,382
I wanted respect and power.
1090
00:54:15,465 --> 00:54:18,134
I wanted to be a master of kung fu.
1091
00:54:18,218 --> 00:54:19,219
Say what?
1092
00:54:19,302 --> 00:54:22,806
I was turned away
from every training hall I went to.
1093
00:54:22,889 --> 00:54:26,893
They would say I was too small, too lowly,
1094
00:54:26,977 --> 00:54:30,105
and that kung fu was not my destiny.
1095
00:54:30,188 --> 00:54:33,358
And so, I chose a different path.
1096
00:54:33,441 --> 00:54:35,110
Sorcery.
1097
00:54:35,193 --> 00:54:36,361
I grew.
1098
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,655
I excelled.
1099
00:54:38,738 --> 00:54:42,492
And I got everything
I had ever dreamed of.
1100
00:54:42,576 --> 00:54:45,453
-Everything except kung fu.
-[roars]
1101
00:54:45,537 --> 00:54:49,666
Just because I can look like Tai Lung
doesn't mean I can fight like him.
1102
00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:54,921
You see, Po, kung fu may be
performed by the body,
1103
00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:58,008
but its secrets are housed in the spirit.
1104
00:54:58,091 --> 00:55:00,635
And now that I have access
to the Spirit Realm--
1105
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,846
You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu.
1106
00:55:02,929 --> 00:55:06,433
His and those of every master villain
that came before me.
1107
00:55:06,516 --> 00:55:11,354
And once I do, no one will dare
underestimate me again.
1108
00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:13,398
You forgot about me.
1109
00:55:13,982 --> 00:55:15,108
[grunting]
1110
00:55:16,151 --> 00:55:18,194
[chuckles] Don't bother, Po.
1111
00:55:18,278 --> 00:55:23,366
Those bars are enchanted with
some very old and very powerful magic.
1112
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:27,329
You'd need at least ten Dragon Warriors
to get through them.
1113
00:55:27,412 --> 00:55:28,872
Then I won't go through them.
1114
00:55:28,955 --> 00:55:30,999
I'll go under them.
1115
00:55:35,086 --> 00:55:36,087
[grunts]
1116
00:55:38,423 --> 00:55:39,466
[guards grunt]
1117
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,843
[spear scrapes]
1118
00:55:45,513 --> 00:55:47,933
Well, that's frustrating
for all sorts of reasons.
1119
00:55:48,016 --> 00:55:49,643
[grunting]
1120
00:55:56,358 --> 00:55:57,692
Whoa! [grunts]
1121
00:56:01,112 --> 00:56:02,155
[pants]
1122
00:56:06,993 --> 00:56:09,162
[door creaks]
1123
00:56:09,246 --> 00:56:10,705
[shouting]
1124
00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:12,624
[grunts]
1125
00:56:16,711 --> 00:56:18,880
-[guards shouting]
-[pants]
1126
00:56:20,382 --> 00:56:21,508
[grunting]
1127
00:56:23,718 --> 00:56:25,262
[both scream]
1128
00:56:25,345 --> 00:56:27,222
-Po!
-Zhen?
1129
00:56:27,973 --> 00:56:29,349
My staff! Hand it over.
1130
00:56:29,432 --> 00:56:32,352
I'm so sorry I lied to you.
I was just doing what I was told.
1131
00:56:32,435 --> 00:56:34,688
Apologize later.
Right now, I have to stop The Chameleon.
1132
00:56:34,771 --> 00:56:36,439
Po! [pants]
1133
00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:37,774
Zhen?
1134
00:56:38,692 --> 00:56:39,943
[chuckles]
1135
00:56:40,026 --> 00:56:41,069
[panting]
1136
00:56:41,903 --> 00:56:42,904
-[grunts]
-[screams]
1137
00:56:42,988 --> 00:56:44,406
No!
1138
00:56:50,495 --> 00:56:52,247
Well done, Zhen.
1139
00:56:52,330 --> 00:56:54,457
You never said you were gonna hurt him.
1140
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,668
What's the second rule
of the streets?
1141
00:56:57,627 --> 00:56:59,254
Someone always gets hurt.
1142
00:56:59,337 --> 00:57:01,339
And make sure it's never you.
1143
00:57:02,173 --> 00:57:05,135
I just wish there had been another way.
1144
00:57:05,218 --> 00:57:06,845
Third rule of the streets?
1145
00:57:07,345 --> 00:57:08,597
Third rule?
1146
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,224
Some would say
it's the most important:
1147
00:57:11,308 --> 00:57:14,853
No one is interested in your feelings.
1148
00:57:16,605 --> 00:57:19,107
Chop-chop!
We have a Spirit Realm to plunder.
1149
00:57:20,191 --> 00:57:22,027
And smile.
1150
00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:24,237
Nobody likes a grouch.
1151
00:57:24,321 --> 00:57:27,866
Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where
you pick up such bad habits.
1152
00:57:32,537 --> 00:57:33,455
[breathing heavily]
1153
00:57:33,538 --> 00:57:34,539
-[branch creaks]
-[groans]
1154
00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:36,583
[grunts] If I could--
1155
00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,668
[snarling]
1156
00:57:40,462 --> 00:57:41,421
Hey there.
1157
00:57:42,214 --> 00:57:43,757
[gasps] Whoa!
1158
00:57:45,342 --> 00:57:47,802
Get off me! Ow! Ow!
1159
00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:49,804
[gasps, screams]
1160
00:57:49,888 --> 00:57:51,223
[Po whimpers]
1161
00:57:53,016 --> 00:57:54,392
-[gasps]
-[Mr. Ping] Son!
1162
00:57:55,268 --> 00:57:56,603
[screams]
1163
00:57:57,354 --> 00:57:58,730
[grunting]
1164
00:57:59,481 --> 00:58:00,774
[screams]
1165
00:58:02,192 --> 00:58:04,611
-Now save me. [screams]
-[grunts]
1166
00:58:05,946 --> 00:58:06,947
Hi, Son.
1167
00:58:07,030 --> 00:58:08,198
[branch creaks]
1168
00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:09,616
[both scream]
1169
00:58:10,742 --> 00:58:13,370
It's okay. We've got you, Po.
We've got you.
1170
00:58:15,747 --> 00:58:17,123
[Po] So you followed me.
1171
00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:18,500
-It was his idea.
-[grunts]
1172
00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:20,460
Okay, okay. It was both our ideas.
1173
00:58:20,544 --> 00:58:22,629
We only follow because we love.
1174
00:58:22,712 --> 00:58:25,590
No, you followed
because you didn't believe in me.
1175
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,926
And because we love?
1176
00:58:29,094 --> 00:58:31,096
Well, you're right.
1177
00:58:31,721 --> 00:58:33,557
I screwed up big-time.
1178
00:58:34,432 --> 00:58:36,268
I trusted the wrong person.
1179
00:58:36,351 --> 00:58:38,853
I gave the Staff of Wisdom
right to The Chameleon.
1180
00:58:40,522 --> 00:58:41,523
Oh…
1181
00:58:42,232 --> 00:58:46,861
Po, that was a very big-time screw-up.
1182
00:58:48,196 --> 00:58:49,197
[sighs]
1183
00:58:49,698 --> 00:58:53,243
If only I'd listened to Master Shifu
and stayed in the Valley of Peace,
1184
00:58:53,326 --> 00:58:56,830
The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff,
and none of this would be happening.
1185
00:58:56,913 --> 00:58:59,791
I was just so determined
to keep things the way they were.
1186
00:58:59,874 --> 00:59:02,961
Everyone is afraid of change, Po.
1187
00:59:03,044 --> 00:59:04,588
Even me.
1188
00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:07,465
There was a time not so long ago
1189
00:59:07,549 --> 00:59:12,387
when all I wanted to be was
the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
1190
00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:13,847
So what happened?
1191
00:59:14,431 --> 00:59:16,933
I became the greatest noodle chef
in the valley.
1192
00:59:17,017 --> 00:59:18,059
It's true.
1193
00:59:18,143 --> 00:59:20,103
But I also became a father.
1194
00:59:20,812 --> 00:59:23,940
And nothing…
nothing's ever been the same since.
1195
00:59:25,066 --> 00:59:27,402
Change doesn't always
have to be a bad thing.
1196
00:59:27,485 --> 00:59:30,989
Why do you think I always change
the menu at the restaurant?
1197
00:59:32,616 --> 00:59:35,160
Because if things stayed the same forever,
1198
00:59:35,243 --> 00:59:38,038
sooner or later,
they would lose their flavor.
1199
00:59:39,664 --> 00:59:40,790
He's right, Po.
1200
00:59:40,874 --> 00:59:44,085
Since I left my village,
I've become a bit of a warrior.
1201
00:59:44,169 --> 00:59:46,004
-Strong. Brave.
-[whip cracks]
1202
00:59:46,087 --> 00:59:47,422
-[shouts, grunts]
-[groans]
1203
00:59:47,505 --> 00:59:49,257
-[Komodo dragon] Move it.
-[whip lashes]
1204
00:59:49,341 --> 00:59:50,342
This way.
1205
00:59:51,009 --> 00:59:53,678
Get those cages up there. Come on.
1206
00:59:54,512 --> 00:59:56,598
Hmm. This looks bad.
1207
00:59:56,681 --> 00:59:57,724
Really bad.
1208
00:59:57,807 --> 00:59:58,808
[Komodo dragon] Move it.
1209
00:59:58,892 --> 01:00:00,727
-[whip cracks]
-[Komodo dragon] Come on.
1210
01:00:06,024 --> 01:00:10,195
Don't tell me you were actually starting
to become friends with that panda.
1211
01:00:10,278 --> 01:00:12,822
What? No. It's-It's just--
1212
01:00:12,906 --> 01:00:16,576
When we want something, we must use
whatever is at our disposal to get it.
1213
01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:19,829
That's all that panda was,
something to use.
1214
01:00:21,498 --> 01:00:26,211
Is that why you took me in?
So I could help you get what you wanted?
1215
01:00:26,294 --> 01:00:27,629
[chuckles] Zhen.
1216
01:00:27,712 --> 01:00:32,092
I took you in because you were clever
and ruthless and unsentimental,
1217
01:00:32,175 --> 01:00:33,176
like me.
1218
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:35,554
And the day you stop being those things
1219
01:00:35,637 --> 01:00:39,933
is the day when, yes,
you stop being useful to me.
1220
01:00:40,016 --> 01:00:43,520
So for both of our sakes,
don't change.
1221
01:00:44,271 --> 01:00:46,064
[skylight unlocks]
1222
01:00:49,776 --> 01:00:55,657
Tonight, when the blood moon rises
to its highest point in the night sky,
1223
01:00:55,740 --> 01:01:01,580
I will open the door to the Spirit Realm,
and all of its secrets will be mine!
1224
01:01:01,663 --> 01:01:02,998
[breathes heavily]
1225
01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:10,088
Does the blood moon
always rise this slowly?
1226
01:01:10,881 --> 01:01:12,173
[both chitter]
1227
01:01:12,257 --> 01:01:14,593
I seem to remember it rising faster.
1228
01:01:16,303 --> 01:01:17,596
No?
1229
01:01:17,679 --> 01:01:18,680
Just me?
1230
01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:20,849
Hmm.
1231
01:01:22,976 --> 01:01:24,144
Ugh.
1232
01:01:24,227 --> 01:01:26,313
It's just for dramatic effect anyway.
1233
01:01:26,396 --> 01:01:29,274
[scoffs] I think I'm just gonna
open the Spirit Realm now.
1234
01:01:41,244 --> 01:01:42,913
Bring me Tai Lung!
1235
01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:49,794
[growling]
1236
01:01:53,173 --> 01:01:54,174
[The Chameleon] Tai Lung.
1237
01:01:55,258 --> 01:01:56,259
Big fan.
1238
01:01:56,343 --> 01:01:59,137
Who are you,
and what are you doing with that staff?
1239
01:01:59,221 --> 01:02:02,265
This was given to me
by an old friend of yours.
1240
01:02:02,349 --> 01:02:03,767
The puffy panda?
1241
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,227
[chuckles] Po might be an idiot,
1242
01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:09,189
but he'd never willingly hand over
Oogway's staff to the likes of you.
1243
01:02:09,272 --> 01:02:11,566
Who said anything about willingly?
1244
01:02:11,650 --> 01:02:13,068
[rumbling]
1245
01:02:20,450 --> 01:02:24,829
Hmm. Apparently I misjudged you, lizard.
1246
01:02:24,913 --> 01:02:27,332
Now, why have you brought me back?
1247
01:02:27,415 --> 01:02:29,501
I summoned you here
so that you could teach me
1248
01:02:29,584 --> 01:02:31,586
your most legendary kung fu moves.
1249
01:02:31,670 --> 01:02:34,714
I don't share my skills with anyone.
1250
01:02:34,798 --> 01:02:36,424
It wasn't a request.
1251
01:02:41,429 --> 01:02:42,764
[snarling]
1252
01:02:42,847 --> 01:02:44,975
-[grunting]
-[guards groaning]
1253
01:02:47,102 --> 01:02:48,103
[roars]
1254
01:02:54,192 --> 01:02:55,735
[growls, grunts]
1255
01:02:57,571 --> 01:02:59,281
[panting, growls]
1256
01:02:59,364 --> 01:03:00,782
[snarls]
1257
01:03:00,865 --> 01:03:02,117
[grunts]
1258
01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:19,551
[growling]
1259
01:03:27,475 --> 01:03:29,477
Yes, I got it!
1260
01:03:29,561 --> 01:03:31,563
The Tai Lung nerve strike.
1261
01:03:31,646 --> 01:03:33,732
The power, the precision.
1262
01:03:33,815 --> 01:03:36,151
[scattered cheering]
1263
01:03:36,234 --> 01:03:37,402
[breathes heavily]
1264
01:03:37,485 --> 01:03:39,613
What have you done to me?
1265
01:03:39,696 --> 01:03:43,199
All of your kung fu is now mine.
1266
01:03:44,117 --> 01:03:48,580
And the best part is,
I'm just getting warmed up.
1267
01:03:48,663 --> 01:03:50,957
Bring me General Kai.
1268
01:03:53,543 --> 01:03:57,297
Bring me Master Osprey.
1269
01:03:59,341 --> 01:04:01,551
Master Bull.
1270
01:04:06,806 --> 01:04:08,225
[thunder rumbles]
1271
01:04:08,308 --> 01:04:09,309
[Mr. Ping] Po, wait!
1272
01:04:09,392 --> 01:04:11,603
Please be reasonable.
1273
01:04:11,686 --> 01:04:13,813
I'm not going anywhere
until I get my staff back.
1274
01:04:13,897 --> 01:04:15,899
No staff is worth your life.
1275
01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:18,318
As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior,
1276
01:04:18,401 --> 01:04:20,946
I won't let anyone else get hurt
because of me.
1277
01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:33,959
[panting, gasps]
1278
01:04:37,879 --> 01:04:38,838
Po!
1279
01:04:39,798 --> 01:04:40,924
You're alive!
1280
01:04:43,885 --> 01:04:46,054
Please. I made a mistake.
1281
01:04:46,137 --> 01:04:48,932
So did I. Trusting you.
1282
01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:50,475
I'm sorry.
1283
01:04:51,059 --> 01:04:52,894
Did your master tell you
to say that too?
1284
01:04:52,978 --> 01:04:56,106
She's not my master.
I'm leaving, for good.
1285
01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,233
It's the truth.
1286
01:04:58,316 --> 01:05:00,318
I was wrong about everything.
1287
01:05:01,611 --> 01:05:04,030
-[straining]
-What are you doing?
1288
01:05:04,114 --> 01:05:05,657
Stopping you.
1289
01:05:05,740 --> 01:05:07,534
Get out of my way, Zhen.
1290
01:05:07,617 --> 01:05:08,785
No.
1291
01:05:09,578 --> 01:05:10,495
Move.
1292
01:05:10,579 --> 01:05:12,247
You want me to move?
1293
01:05:12,330 --> 01:05:13,540
Move me.
1294
01:05:13,623 --> 01:05:16,126
First you betray me,
and now you wanna fight me?
1295
01:05:17,252 --> 01:05:18,712
-[Zhen grunts]
-Why are you doing this?
1296
01:05:18,795 --> 01:05:21,715
[breathes heavily]
To stop you from getting killed.
1297
01:05:22,215 --> 01:05:23,216
[groans]
1298
01:05:23,717 --> 01:05:24,718
[Zhen grunting]
1299
01:05:24,801 --> 01:05:25,802
[exclaims]
1300
01:05:29,139 --> 01:05:31,099
[both grunting]
1301
01:05:35,312 --> 01:05:36,146
[thunderclap]
1302
01:05:36,229 --> 01:05:37,606
[breathing heavily]
1303
01:05:38,189 --> 01:05:40,984
[both panting]
1304
01:05:44,613 --> 01:05:46,197
[thunder rumbling]
1305
01:05:49,743 --> 01:05:51,912
What do you care
if I get killed or not?
1306
01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:09,387
Please, Po.
1307
01:06:09,471 --> 01:06:11,598
Just let me do one thing right.
1308
01:06:16,770 --> 01:06:19,606
You're not the only one
who's made some bad choices lately.
1309
01:06:21,608 --> 01:06:23,735
You're really gonna
go through with this, aren't you?
1310
01:06:23,818 --> 01:06:24,861
'Fraid so.
1311
01:06:24,945 --> 01:06:27,781
And there's nothing I can do
to talk you out of it?
1312
01:06:27,864 --> 01:06:28,949
I'm afraid not.
1313
01:06:29,032 --> 01:06:30,951
You can't beat her, you know.
1314
01:06:31,034 --> 01:06:32,535
You're probably right.
1315
01:06:33,995 --> 01:06:35,413
But I have to try.
1316
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,000
Get as far away from this place
as you can.
1317
01:06:39,084 --> 01:06:40,085
Po!
1318
01:06:40,168 --> 01:06:42,295
[Mr. Ping] We should never have
let him come here.
1319
01:06:42,379 --> 01:06:44,548
We are such terrible fathers.
1320
01:06:44,631 --> 01:06:46,466
At least you didn't lie and betray him.
1321
01:06:46,550 --> 01:06:48,885
Well, that's true.
You're worse.
1322
01:06:48,969 --> 01:06:50,804
I am a terrible friend.
1323
01:06:50,887 --> 01:06:53,515
"Friend"?
That feels a little generous, no?
1324
01:06:53,598 --> 01:06:55,725
Uh, l-let's just give up.
Surrender.
1325
01:06:55,809 --> 01:06:57,394
We can't let him go in there alone.
1326
01:06:57,477 --> 01:06:58,979
What can we do?
1327
01:06:59,062 --> 01:07:01,439
There are just three of us
against an army.
1328
01:07:01,523 --> 01:07:04,234
Then I guess we'll just have to
get an army of our own.
1329
01:07:10,991 --> 01:07:11,992
[chatters]
1330
01:07:12,075 --> 01:07:13,326
-[growls]
-[bunnies growl]
1331
01:07:13,410 --> 01:07:14,911
-[den thieves clamoring]
-[gibbering]
1332
01:07:17,247 --> 01:07:19,124
Hey! Listen up, everybody!
1333
01:07:21,918 --> 01:07:22,919
[inhales deeply]
1334
01:07:23,003 --> 01:07:25,547
Quack!
1335
01:07:25,630 --> 01:07:26,923
[clamoring stops]
1336
01:07:27,924 --> 01:07:29,175
Thank you.
1337
01:07:29,259 --> 01:07:31,261
The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.
1338
01:07:32,178 --> 01:07:34,264
-Who?
-You know, Po.
1339
01:07:35,724 --> 01:07:36,892
The panda.
1340
01:07:39,936 --> 01:07:42,022
No, no. A different panda.
1341
01:07:42,105 --> 01:07:44,232
-I'm his father.
-I'm also his father.
1342
01:07:44,983 --> 01:07:46,151
Okay, that doesn't matter.
1343
01:07:46,234 --> 01:07:49,821
What matters is that my friend's
in trouble and he needs my help.
1344
01:07:49,905 --> 01:07:51,781
So, I need yours.
1345
01:07:51,865 --> 01:07:53,617
Why should we help you?
1346
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:54,951
Because--
1347
01:07:55,035 --> 01:07:56,036
Because…
1348
01:07:56,912 --> 01:07:58,455
it's the right thing to do.
1349
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,792
[laughing]
1350
01:08:02,876 --> 01:08:04,753
Stop it. Stop.
1351
01:08:04,836 --> 01:08:06,087
Stop laughing.
1352
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:09,716
Look, I know you think
it might be too late
1353
01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:14,471
for a bunch of cheats, thieves and
cutthroats like us to change our ways,
1354
01:08:14,554 --> 01:08:19,558
but a good friend once told me
it's never too late to do the right thing.
1355
01:08:19,643 --> 01:08:23,103
So what you're saying is,
the more right we do now,
1356
01:08:23,188 --> 01:08:25,147
the more wrong we can do later.
1357
01:08:25,232 --> 01:08:26,357
-What? No.
-[crowd murmurs]
1358
01:08:26,441 --> 01:08:28,902
And with The Chameleon out of the way…
1359
01:08:28,985 --> 01:08:31,112
We can finally do all the wrong we want.
1360
01:08:31,196 --> 01:08:33,156
I-I think you're missing
the fundamental point.
1361
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,784
-[all] Violence, violence, violence.
-[sighs]
1362
01:08:35,866 --> 01:08:39,621
Are you guys ready to do the right thing
for the wrong reasons?
1363
01:08:39,704 --> 01:08:40,746
[cheering]
1364
01:08:44,668 --> 01:08:47,212
Now, you see, this mistake
this Dragon Warrior fellow made
1365
01:08:47,295 --> 01:08:49,005
was underestimating his opponent.
1366
01:08:49,089 --> 01:08:51,967
I never would have walked
into such an obvious trap.
1367
01:08:52,049 --> 01:08:53,468
-[Po] Hey.
-[gasps, grunts]
1368
01:08:56,054 --> 01:08:58,723
Now, you see, the mistake
this Dragon Warrior fellow made was that--
1369
01:08:58,807 --> 01:09:00,392
[annoyed Komodo] Shut up, Larry.
1370
01:09:05,063 --> 01:09:07,440
This place is crawling
with more guards than I've ever seen.
1371
01:09:07,524 --> 01:09:09,526
I'm never gonna get to Po in time.
1372
01:09:09,609 --> 01:09:12,320
You just get to Po.
We'll take care of the guards.
1373
01:09:12,404 --> 01:09:13,697
We will? [chuckles]
1374
01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:15,197
I-I mean, we will.
1375
01:09:15,281 --> 01:09:16,408
But how?
1376
01:09:16,908 --> 01:09:18,576
Just leave that to me.
1377
01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:29,170
[shrieks]
1378
01:09:30,005 --> 01:09:31,882
-[grunts]
-[yells]
1379
01:09:31,964 --> 01:09:34,134
-[shouts]
-[groans]
1380
01:09:34,217 --> 01:09:35,093
[grunts]
1381
01:09:35,802 --> 01:09:37,137
-[whimpers]
-[grunts]
1382
01:09:37,888 --> 01:09:39,179
[roars]
1383
01:09:39,263 --> 01:09:40,389
[grunts]
1384
01:09:49,816 --> 01:09:51,276
[Po] General Kai?
1385
01:09:52,027 --> 01:09:53,277
Lord Shen?
1386
01:09:53,361 --> 01:09:57,240
Those are all my old nemesis-es.
Nemes-ee. Nemes-i?
1387
01:09:57,324 --> 01:10:00,285
The Chameleon is pulling spirits
from the Spirit Realm
1388
01:10:00,368 --> 01:10:02,329
and draining us of all our moves.
1389
01:10:02,412 --> 01:10:05,165
And she's using your staff to do it.
1390
01:10:05,248 --> 01:10:07,167
-I'm here to get it back.
-[crocodile scoffs]
1391
01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:08,668
I won't hold my breath.
1392
01:10:08,752 --> 01:10:10,212
Um, I'm sorry, do I know you?
1393
01:10:10,295 --> 01:10:12,005
Do you know me? It's Scott.
1394
01:10:13,798 --> 01:10:15,759
The fire-breathing crocodile?
1395
01:10:15,842 --> 01:10:18,845
[coughing] Oh, right! Scott! [coughs]
1396
01:10:18,929 --> 01:10:21,139
Master Shifu and I
were just talking about you.
1397
01:10:21,223 --> 01:10:22,599
[Tai Lung] Panda.
1398
01:10:23,225 --> 01:10:26,978
Oogway made a mistake
choosing you as the Dragon Warrior.
1399
01:10:28,104 --> 01:10:32,234
I just didn't realize
how big a mistake it was until now.
1400
01:10:32,317 --> 01:10:34,778
Whoa. Tai Lung?
1401
01:10:34,861 --> 01:10:38,323
I'm gonna get that staff back,
restore your kung fu,
1402
01:10:38,406 --> 01:10:40,784
and return you all
back to the Spirit Realm.
1403
01:10:40,867 --> 01:10:42,118
You'll see.
1404
01:10:42,202 --> 01:10:43,453
All I see
1405
01:10:44,287 --> 01:10:46,206
is a broken promise.
1406
01:10:51,336 --> 01:10:55,840
All right, you bunch of
cantankerous Komodos.
1407
01:10:55,924 --> 01:10:59,135
Now, this can go one of two ways.
1408
01:10:59,219 --> 01:11:02,931
The easy way,
in which you surrender willingly,
1409
01:11:03,014 --> 01:11:07,060
or the hard way,
where you surrender woundedly.
1410
01:11:07,143 --> 01:11:09,854
The choice is yours.
1411
01:11:13,191 --> 01:11:16,111
-[guards growling]
-I was kidding! I was kidding!
1412
01:11:16,611 --> 01:11:18,029
[screaming]
1413
01:11:25,036 --> 01:11:26,037
Aw.
1414
01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:28,248
-[bunnies growling]
-[screams]
1415
01:11:28,331 --> 01:11:29,791
-[screams]
-Ow! Ow!
1416
01:11:29,874 --> 01:11:31,293
-[bunny squealing]
-[guards screaming]
1417
01:11:32,127 --> 01:11:33,128
Thanks, Ping.
1418
01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:34,963
[guard screaming]
1419
01:11:37,465 --> 01:11:38,592
Run away!
1420
01:11:38,675 --> 01:11:40,051
[den thieves grunting]
1421
01:11:42,846 --> 01:11:45,682
-[den thieves grunting]
-[Han] Cannonball!
1422
01:11:47,976 --> 01:11:50,520
-[Han laughing, grunting]
-[guards grunting]
1423
01:11:51,438 --> 01:11:53,315
-[apes screeching]
-[boar grunts]
1424
01:11:54,149 --> 01:11:55,358
-[slurps]
-Oh, is it too spicy?
1425
01:11:55,442 --> 01:11:58,111
Mmm. No. It's got the perfect kick.
1426
01:11:58,194 --> 01:12:01,364
Ginseng. That's the secret
to my mulberry punch.
1427
01:12:01,448 --> 01:12:02,449
[grunts]
1428
01:12:02,532 --> 01:12:04,409
-[bunnies squealing]
-[guards shouting, grunting]
1429
01:12:06,244 --> 01:12:07,203
-[bunny growling]
-[guard screams]
1430
01:12:08,330 --> 01:12:11,583
That panda was right.
More violence later is better!
1431
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,543
-[bunnies] Yay!
-[groans]
1432
01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:22,093
I believe you have something
that belongs to me.
1433
01:12:25,472 --> 01:12:27,641
Can't you even die right?
1434
01:12:27,724 --> 01:12:29,601
Can't you even kill wrong?
1435
01:12:29,684 --> 01:12:31,937
No. [chuckles]
Wordplay didn't come together.
1436
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,271
Now, about that staff…
1437
01:12:35,649 --> 01:12:36,650
[The Chameleon] Take it.
1438
01:12:36,733 --> 01:12:39,319
I already have everything I need
from it anyway.
1439
01:12:39,903 --> 01:12:42,113
I think this was destiny.
1440
01:12:42,197 --> 01:12:46,618
A final face-off
between formidable adversaries,
1441
01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:49,454
alike in so many ways.
1442
01:12:49,537 --> 01:12:51,081
If only I had a dumpling for every time
1443
01:12:51,164 --> 01:12:52,999
a villain told me
how much we had in common.
1444
01:12:53,083 --> 01:12:54,084
It's true.
1445
01:12:54,167 --> 01:12:56,419
We've both risen
to the highest of heights.
1446
01:12:56,503 --> 01:12:59,548
It's a shame only one of us can
come out on top.
1447
01:12:59,631 --> 01:13:02,175
It is a shame, for you.
1448
01:13:02,259 --> 01:13:07,138
My combined powers of sorcery and kung fu
make me unstoppable.
1449
01:13:07,222 --> 01:13:11,601
And once I dispense with you,
I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to--
1450
01:13:11,685 --> 01:13:13,395
Every other city and town and village
1451
01:13:13,478 --> 01:13:15,146
from here to the Valley of Peace
and beyond.
1452
01:13:15,230 --> 01:13:16,356
Yeah, I know.
1453
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:18,441
But how did you know?
1454
01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:22,404
I saw it in a vision
because I'm the Dragon Warrior…
1455
01:13:24,573 --> 01:13:25,907
for now at least.
1456
01:13:25,991 --> 01:13:29,494
But I've realized
that it's probably time I made a change.
1457
01:13:30,579 --> 01:13:31,997
And so should you.
1458
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,874
I'm The Chameleon.
I do nothing but change.
1459
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:36,710
Only on the outside.
1460
01:13:36,793 --> 01:13:39,462
Real change happens from within.
1461
01:13:39,546 --> 01:13:41,923
And if we're really as alike as you say,
1462
01:13:42,007 --> 01:13:43,967
then maybe we could both let go
of who we were
1463
01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:46,386
and become something better
than we already are.
1464
01:13:47,178 --> 01:13:49,681
-What do you say?
-I say…
1465
01:13:49,764 --> 01:13:50,891
[squawks]
1466
01:13:52,267 --> 01:13:53,768
Well, I saw that coming.
1467
01:13:56,062 --> 01:13:57,772
We're very proud of you.
1468
01:13:57,856 --> 01:13:58,982
You tried it our way.
1469
01:13:59,065 --> 01:14:01,109
Now try it yours.
1470
01:14:01,192 --> 01:14:03,361
[both] Kick her butt.
1471
01:14:03,445 --> 01:14:05,280
I'm way ahead of you.
1472
01:14:06,197 --> 01:14:07,407
[Po grunting]
1473
01:14:08,325 --> 01:14:09,534
[The Chameleon growling]
1474
01:14:13,330 --> 01:14:15,498
Master Elephant's Trunk Twist.
1475
01:14:18,877 --> 01:14:20,795
Master Boar's Tusks of Terror.
1476
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,882
Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury.
1477
01:14:24,382 --> 01:14:25,592
[screams]
1478
01:14:27,427 --> 01:14:28,261
[moos]
1479
01:14:28,929 --> 01:14:30,889
Master Bull's Horns of Doom.
1480
01:14:33,308 --> 01:14:34,517
What?
1481
01:14:34,601 --> 01:14:35,852
[as Tai Lung] Recognize this move?
1482
01:14:36,561 --> 01:14:37,562
[screams]
1483
01:14:37,646 --> 01:14:38,480
[grunts]
1484
01:14:38,563 --> 01:14:41,191
Is that how I sound?
I don't sound like that, do I?
1485
01:14:41,274 --> 01:14:44,444
[Po] You didn't earn those skills.
You just stole them!
1486
01:14:45,528 --> 01:14:47,113
Give him a left, a right, uppercut.
1487
01:14:47,197 --> 01:14:50,700
-Which one are you rooting for?
-I'm not sure. This is all very confusing.
1488
01:14:50,784 --> 01:14:53,453
I'm stronger than every opponent
you've ever faced,
1489
01:14:53,536 --> 01:14:56,873
because I am every opponent
you've ever faced.
1490
01:14:56,957 --> 01:14:57,791
Po!
1491
01:14:58,541 --> 01:15:00,085
[screams]
1492
01:15:01,127 --> 01:15:02,170
[growls]
1493
01:15:03,547 --> 01:15:04,589
[chuckles]
1494
01:15:04,673 --> 01:15:06,049
[clangs]
1495
01:15:07,008 --> 01:15:08,510
[growls]
1496
01:15:08,593 --> 01:15:09,594
[grunts]
1497
01:15:10,428 --> 01:15:13,223
Whoa. I gotta workshop
those heroic entrances.
1498
01:15:13,306 --> 01:15:15,517
Nah, it was just right. [grunts]
1499
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,601
[yelps]
1500
01:15:17,352 --> 01:15:20,689
I knew I should have left you
to rot in the gutter where you belong.
1501
01:15:20,772 --> 01:15:23,316
Better to rot in the gutter
than under your thumb.
1502
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,735
-[grunts, exhales sharply]
-[trumpets]
1503
01:15:31,408 --> 01:15:33,326
-[both exclaim]
-Two against one?
1504
01:15:33,410 --> 01:15:35,537
Well, now, that doesn't seem fair.
1505
01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:37,706
I'll have to even the odds.
1506
01:15:38,915 --> 01:15:40,584
Master Cobra.
1507
01:15:41,251 --> 01:15:43,336
Master Osprey.
1508
01:15:43,420 --> 01:15:45,380
Master Scorpion.
1509
01:15:45,463 --> 01:15:47,424
Master Wolf.
1510
01:15:47,507 --> 01:15:49,885
General Kai.
1511
01:15:49,968 --> 01:15:51,177
Lord Shen.
1512
01:15:52,512 --> 01:15:55,390
[growls]
1513
01:15:55,473 --> 01:15:58,435
That is awesome!
1514
01:15:59,561 --> 01:16:01,563
I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
1515
01:16:01,646 --> 01:16:03,940
[roars, growls]
1516
01:16:05,358 --> 01:16:06,443
[Po, Zhen grunting]
1517
01:16:07,485 --> 01:16:08,486
[roars]
1518
01:16:09,571 --> 01:16:10,655
[screams]
1519
01:16:12,824 --> 01:16:14,117
[screams]
1520
01:16:15,493 --> 01:16:17,287
[roars]
1521
01:16:18,955 --> 01:16:19,789
Whoa!
1522
01:16:20,707 --> 01:16:22,208
Zhen!
1523
01:16:29,341 --> 01:16:30,759
[screams]
1524
01:16:34,596 --> 01:16:36,640
No!
1525
01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:39,476
[roars]
1526
01:16:43,063 --> 01:16:44,314
Whoa, whoa!
1527
01:16:47,776 --> 01:16:49,152
[roars]
1528
01:16:49,236 --> 01:16:51,029
[screams]
1529
01:16:51,947 --> 01:16:53,990
[grunts]
1530
01:16:56,868 --> 01:16:58,119
Po!
1531
01:17:01,373 --> 01:17:02,624
[chuckles]
1532
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,628
[as Po] I thought we were friends.
1533
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:07,796
[gasps]
1534
01:17:08,505 --> 01:17:09,589
Stand back.
1535
01:17:09,673 --> 01:17:11,925
I'm gonna kick my butt.
1536
01:17:19,558 --> 01:17:20,559
[grunts]
1537
01:17:26,106 --> 01:17:27,732
[grunting]
1538
01:17:33,113 --> 01:17:34,948
[grunting]
1539
01:17:39,411 --> 01:17:40,912
[exclaiming]
1540
01:17:50,297 --> 01:17:51,590
[yelps]
1541
01:17:52,507 --> 01:17:53,967
[grunting]
1542
01:17:55,594 --> 01:17:56,970
[screaming]
1543
01:18:00,473 --> 01:18:02,267
[grunting]
1544
01:18:16,489 --> 01:18:18,491
[screams, blows]
1545
01:18:29,753 --> 01:18:30,795
[grunts]
1546
01:18:30,879 --> 01:18:33,757
[shouting]
1547
01:18:34,674 --> 01:18:35,967
Come on, Po, get out of there.
1548
01:18:36,051 --> 01:18:38,428
-You have to do this.
-I can't beat The Chameleon.
1549
01:18:38,511 --> 01:18:40,055
A wise, old tortoise once told me
1550
01:18:40,138 --> 01:18:42,307
that you never know what you can do
until you do it.
1551
01:18:42,390 --> 01:18:44,476
The fate of the world
hangs in the balance,
1552
01:18:44,559 --> 01:18:47,062
and you're here giving me life advice
from a tortoise?
1553
01:18:47,145 --> 01:18:48,647
Be the pit, Zhen.
1554
01:18:49,272 --> 01:18:50,982
Be the pit.
1555
01:19:00,742 --> 01:19:02,410
And what do you think you're doing?
1556
01:19:02,494 --> 01:19:04,162
Finishing what Po started.
1557
01:19:04,246 --> 01:19:07,040
Oh, please. How many times
do I have to tell you?
1558
01:19:07,123 --> 01:19:08,291
[grunts]
1559
01:19:09,042 --> 01:19:10,460
Don't slouch.
1560
01:19:12,671 --> 01:19:13,713
[all gasp]
1561
01:19:15,757 --> 01:19:16,967
[grunting]
1562
01:19:20,470 --> 01:19:22,764
You ungrateful little urchin.
1563
01:19:22,847 --> 01:19:26,935
After all I've done for you,
you betrayed me for the panda?
1564
01:19:27,936 --> 01:19:31,690
[breathing heavily] First rule
of the streets: Never trust anyone.
1565
01:19:31,773 --> 01:19:35,110
Ha! You can't defeat me.
I know all your moves.
1566
01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,695
Not this one.
1567
01:19:36,778 --> 01:19:40,323
Roll, stir, serve,
1568
01:19:40,407 --> 01:19:42,450
and ska-blam!
1569
01:19:42,534 --> 01:19:44,995
-[roars]
-[gasps, screams]
1570
01:19:47,163 --> 01:19:50,041
-[cheering]
-[chuckles] Yes!
1571
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:53,336
Second rule: Someone always gets hurt.
1572
01:19:53,962 --> 01:19:55,589
Now, that's a cool move.
1573
01:19:55,672 --> 01:19:58,425
Po! You could have gotten out of that cage
anytime you wanted?
1574
01:19:58,508 --> 01:19:59,593
You faker.
1575
01:19:59,676 --> 01:20:01,678
It's not faking. It's Method.
1576
01:20:01,761 --> 01:20:04,890
Besides, how's a peach pit
ever supposed to become a tree
1577
01:20:04,973 --> 01:20:07,684
if you never give it
the chance to grow?
1578
01:20:09,936 --> 01:20:12,772
And, hey, you stirred faster
and rolled higher.
1579
01:20:12,856 --> 01:20:15,775
But for the last time, the word is…
1580
01:20:15,859 --> 01:20:17,277
[growling]
1581
01:20:22,908 --> 01:20:24,034
…"skadoosh."
1582
01:20:40,217 --> 01:20:41,301
[growls]
1583
01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:47,724
[growls]
1584
01:20:49,809 --> 01:20:52,520
Maybe Oogway was right about you.
1585
01:20:55,273 --> 01:20:57,609
You aren't completely useless after all.
1586
01:20:58,485 --> 01:21:00,028
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.
1587
01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:10,455
[onlookers cheering]
1588
01:21:10,538 --> 01:21:12,916
[chuckles] That's my son.
1589
01:21:12,999 --> 01:21:14,084
Our son.
1590
01:21:15,126 --> 01:21:19,297
I think it's time you send us home, panda.
1591
01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:56,084
Zhen, do something!
1592
01:21:56,167 --> 01:21:59,880
Third rule:
No one's interested in your feelings.
1593
01:22:04,968 --> 01:22:08,972
See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior.
1594
01:22:09,055 --> 01:22:10,765
[The Chameleon screams]
1595
01:22:31,453 --> 01:22:33,622
We packed some food
for your time in jail.
1596
01:22:33,705 --> 01:22:36,416
Let's hope it's not
your final meal.
1597
01:22:36,499 --> 01:22:37,959
Thanks, guys.
1598
01:22:38,835 --> 01:22:43,548
I was thinking, after I serve my time
and I'm a free fox again,
1599
01:22:43,632 --> 01:22:46,384
maybe I'll open one of those
acupuncture places that are all the rage.
1600
01:22:46,468 --> 01:22:51,223
I think you're better suited for a job
with a little more room for growth.
1601
01:22:55,060 --> 01:22:56,061
Jade Palace?
1602
01:22:57,896 --> 01:22:59,648
[spits] Her?
1603
01:22:59,731 --> 01:23:03,526
Out of all the candidates you choose
to train as your worthy successor,
1604
01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:05,237
you chose the fox?
1605
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,322
You know when you know,
you know?
1606
01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:09,950
Fine, choose who you want.
A thief, a stick, a carrot.
1607
01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,743
I don't even know why I bother.
1608
01:23:11,826 --> 01:23:14,579
I'm going to go meditate… a lot.
1609
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,917
Don't worry. He'll come around.
1610
01:23:19,584 --> 01:23:21,586
Probably. Maybe.
1611
01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:24,965
Hey, you okay?
1612
01:23:25,924 --> 01:23:26,925
[sighs]
1613
01:23:27,008 --> 01:23:29,636
He's right.
What about me says I'm ready for this?
1614
01:23:30,845 --> 01:23:33,139
Well, as I learned
from working in my dad's kitchen,
1615
01:23:33,223 --> 01:23:37,727
sometimes the greatest dishes come
from the most unlikely ingredients.
1616
01:23:37,811 --> 01:23:39,813
Hey, that's not bad.
1617
01:23:39,896 --> 01:23:41,648
Okay, I see you, Spiritual Leader.
1618
01:23:41,731 --> 01:23:44,484
Yeah. I'm getting the hang of
this proverb thing.
1619
01:23:44,568 --> 01:23:47,612
One shouldn't do a deep squat
with a chopstick in one's pocket.
1620
01:23:47,696 --> 01:23:49,614
Maybe you should
just stick to kicking butt.
1621
01:23:49,698 --> 01:23:53,493
Money can't buy happiness,
but it sure can buy a lot of dumplings.
1622
01:23:53,577 --> 01:23:55,829
Why does it always come back
to dumplings with you?
1623
01:23:55,912 --> 01:24:00,584
When life gives you lemons,
make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
1624
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:01,668
We get it.
1625
01:24:01,751 --> 01:24:04,588
You can't have your mooncake
and eat it too.
1626
01:24:05,171 --> 01:24:08,425
Although, I guess you could have mooncake
and then order mango pudding on the side.
1627
01:24:08,508 --> 01:24:10,343
[Zhen] Can we just start the training now?
1628
01:24:12,929 --> 01:24:14,347
Inner peace.
1629
01:24:15,223 --> 01:24:16,683
Inner peace.
1630
01:24:17,475 --> 01:24:18,768
Inner peace.
1631
01:24:18,852 --> 01:24:19,853
Hey, Master Shifu.
1632
01:24:19,936 --> 01:24:20,937
Look, there's two of us.
1633
01:24:21,021 --> 01:24:23,064
-You're doing great, Shifu.
-You're not breathing with your belly.
1634
01:24:23,148 --> 01:24:24,900
-You look a little tired.
-Are you tired?
1635
01:24:24,983 --> 01:24:26,651
[voices overlapping]
1636
01:24:26,735 --> 01:24:28,862
-You do look like a squirrel.
-Do you want a cookie?
1637
01:24:28,945 --> 01:24:30,864
[screams]
1638
01:24:30,947 --> 01:24:33,617
[breathes heavily, sighs]
1639
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:35,285
Inner peace.
1640
01:24:36,703 --> 01:24:38,163
Inner peace.
1641
01:24:39,539 --> 01:24:41,333
Inner peace.
1642
01:24:48,423 --> 01:24:49,799
["…Baby One More Time" playing]
1643
01:24:49,883 --> 01:24:51,593
Are you ready to begin your training?
1644
01:24:52,177 --> 01:24:53,428
Are you?
1645
01:24:53,511 --> 01:24:56,014
Yes, and I brought a little help.
1646
01:24:56,890 --> 01:25:02,062
♪ Oh, baby, baby
How was I suppose to know ♪
1647
01:25:02,145 --> 01:25:03,230
Whoa.
1648
01:25:03,813 --> 01:25:07,150
♪ That somethin' wasn't right here ♪
1649
01:25:07,234 --> 01:25:08,235
[exclaims]
1650
01:25:10,570 --> 01:25:12,530
Ow! Oh, it's hot! Hot, hot!
1651
01:25:13,114 --> 01:25:15,825
♪ And now you're out of sight, yeah ♪
1652
01:25:15,909 --> 01:25:18,203
♪ Show me, how you want it… ♪
1653
01:25:18,286 --> 01:25:21,414
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1654
01:25:22,499 --> 01:25:25,794
♪ I need to know now, oh, because ♪
1655
01:25:25,877 --> 01:25:30,257
♪ My loneliness is killin' me, and I ♪
1656
01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:35,428
-♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪
-♪Still believe ♪
1657
01:25:35,512 --> 01:25:38,723
♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪
1658
01:25:38,807 --> 01:25:40,183
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
1659
01:25:42,644 --> 01:25:45,105
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1660
01:25:45,188 --> 01:25:46,189
[chuckles]
1661
01:25:46,273 --> 01:25:49,234
[screams]
1662
01:25:52,070 --> 01:25:54,155
♪ Girl, you got me blinded ♪
1663
01:25:54,239 --> 01:25:56,741
[exclaims]
1664
01:25:57,409 --> 01:25:58,743
[screams]
1665
01:26:00,912 --> 01:26:03,873
♪ It's not the way I planned it ♪
1666
01:26:03,957 --> 01:26:07,794
♪ Show me how you want it to be ♪
1667
01:26:09,170 --> 01:26:10,547
[chuckles]
1668
01:26:10,630 --> 01:26:13,842
♪ 'Cause I need to know now, oh, because ♪
1669
01:26:13,925 --> 01:26:18,513
♪ My loneliness is killin' me, and I ♪
1670
01:26:18,597 --> 01:26:23,393
-♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪
-♪ Still believe ♪
1671
01:26:23,476 --> 01:26:26,771
♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪
1672
01:26:26,855 --> 01:26:29,983
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1673
01:26:30,066 --> 01:26:33,028
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1674
01:26:33,111 --> 01:26:37,866
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Hit me one more time ♪
1675
01:26:37,949 --> 01:26:41,620
-♪ Hit me, oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
1676
01:26:41,703 --> 01:26:44,456
-♪ One more time ♪
-♪ Hit me ♪
1677
01:26:44,539 --> 01:26:47,208
[vocalizing]
1678
01:26:47,292 --> 01:26:49,753
♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪
1679
01:26:49,836 --> 01:26:51,755
♪ Hit me one more time ♪
1680
01:26:51,838 --> 01:26:54,466
♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪
1681
01:26:54,549 --> 01:26:56,426
♪ One more time, again ♪
1682
01:26:57,093 --> 01:26:58,970
♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
1683
01:26:59,054 --> 01:27:02,557
♪ How was I suppose to know ♪
1684
01:27:03,850 --> 01:27:06,770
♪ That something wasn't right here ♪
1685
01:27:06,853 --> 01:27:13,276
♪ Oh, pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go ♪
1686
01:27:14,319 --> 01:27:16,905
♪ And I must confess ♪
1687
01:27:16,988 --> 01:27:19,115
♪ That my loneliness ♪
1688
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:22,827
♪ Is killing me now ♪
1689
01:27:22,911 --> 01:27:26,373
♪ Don't you know I still believe ♪
1690
01:27:26,456 --> 01:27:28,833
♪ That you will be here ♪
1691
01:27:28,917 --> 01:27:32,462
♪ And give me a sign ♪
1692
01:27:32,546 --> 01:27:35,423
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1693
01:27:35,507 --> 01:27:40,178
♪ My loneliness is killing me, and I ♪
1694
01:27:40,262 --> 01:27:45,141
♪ I must confess, I still believe
Still believe ♪
1695
01:27:45,225 --> 01:27:48,311
♪ When I'm not with you I lose my mind ♪
1696
01:27:48,395 --> 01:27:52,065
♪ Give me a sign ♪
1697
01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:54,568
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1698
01:27:54,651 --> 01:27:55,860
[song ends]
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