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- I love holding hands
with you.
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- And I love doing
hand stuff with you.
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- Nothing can tear us apart.
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Oh, my god!
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- Freeze, cartwheel killer!
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Routine over.
Dismount.
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- When you get your new arm,
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Make sure to get
the ice cream maker attachment.
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You'll rarely use it,
but when you do--
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- Summers,
their lives are ruined.
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Let's go.
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- Ma'am, if any banana
is bruised,
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The department's happy
to replace them.
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summers, stop stopping
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And start, eh, starting.
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{\i1} ♪ {\i0}
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- Sorry 'bout the mess.
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You keep rolling the gnocchi,
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And I'll make a marin--
- damn it, summers.
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Gnocchi should be
in a brown butter sage sauce.
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And he's getting away!
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Less gabbing, more gooling.
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- Sorry, look, I--
I can fix this.
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Don't worry!
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As long
as the molasses doesn't--
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- Your partner sucks.
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- No, you suck--at being wrong,
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Because you're right.
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My partner sucks.
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{\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0}
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- Not gonna waste
good molasses.
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- Sorry, but summers
and I are done-zo.
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I need a new partner
who won't slow me down-zo.
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Someone more like me.
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- And who exactly
would that be?
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- What about that guy?
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- That's your reflection
in a mirror.
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- Okay, how 'bout him?
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- Those are your
tastefully done headshots.
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- Whatever.
Then I'll take
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The upside-down
curvy-faced fella.
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- That's you in a spoon.
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Damn it, flute.
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Did you ever consider
that maybe you're the problem?
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Did you know
your former partners
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Formed a support group?
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- And how did flute
mistreat you?
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- Flute said I was too worried
about my family,
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So, uh, he put them
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In the witness protection
program.
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Oh, it's okay.
they're safe.
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I just, uh--
I just need to find them.
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- I hear ya, pal.
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He neutered me too.
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- They were all
a bunch of knobs.
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And I think that dog had
a pretty serious drug problem.
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- Just take summers over
to grimsburg cybernetics.
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And, flute, I know
you think you want a partner
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Who's just like you,
but it's a good thing
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That summers is a little soft
and you're a little hard.
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- Perfectly hard.
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- Because in a good
partnership,
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Partners balance
each other out.
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- Why can't
I balance myself out
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With someone like...That guy?
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- Which guy?
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- This guy.
- Out.
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- ♪ kids rocking out
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♪ kids, kids rolling out ♪
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- Why don't you go
bet on the chickens
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With the other kids?
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Cluck liddell has a pretty
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Bloodthirsty look in his eye.
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- No, thanks.
I'm good.
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- Really?
Don't you think it might
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Be good for you
to make some friends?
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- Why?
You don't have any friends.
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- Yeah,
w-well, that's because
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My bear-ents raised me
not to need any.
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Bears are solitary creatures,
so they don't have friends--
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No matter what "paddington 2"
would have you believe.
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- Here we go.
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- All I want for you
is to have what I didn't,
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A normal, human childhood.
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- Well, she could start
by not calling it
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"a human childhood."
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Come on!
First one to ten gets
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To sleep in the dryer tonight.
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- I'm fine, mom.
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I'm gonna go play.
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- Yeah, yeah.
He's fine.
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I'm doing a good job.
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- Well, at least he's
getting his cardio.
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- Hey, wanna see
something cool?
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Type 5-8-0-0-8,
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And then try
turning your monitor over.
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- I don't need to type "boobs."
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I have boobs.
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- Brag much?
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What's that you're doing there?
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- Oh, I'm just updating
summers' prime directives.
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They're the unbreakable rules
programmed into his firmware
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Which he must uphold.
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- "protect the chief,
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Uphold the law,
save the innocent."
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I didn't realize I was working
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With a member of "paw patrol."
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sorry, I have to go
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Fit a billionaire
for a mech suit
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So he can personally
bust unions.
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- If I'm stuck with you
as a partner,
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Then I'm gonna have
to make you more funner--
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Or as you would correct me,
"more fun,"
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Because you are no funner.
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- Has anyone ever told you
that you put the "cute"
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In "charcuterie"?
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- They have not.
- And has anyone ever told you
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That you put the "tongue"
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In "put your tongue
in my mouth and wiggle it"?
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- As the mayor,
you have a lot of friends,
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Right?
- Of course.
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I didn't realize
you were into that.
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- I'm worried
that stan needs some,
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But I don't know much
about them.
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So I watched
an episode of "friends,"
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But it just seemed to be
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About people having sex
with each other
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And weirdly protruding nipples.
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- The best way to teach a kid
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Anything is to model for them.
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Like, I started
showing my daughter
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How to blackmail
when she was five,
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And she's gotten
straight a's ever since.
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- You're right.
If that's what stan needs,
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Then I guess I'm gonna have
to make some friends first.
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Oh!
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I forgot your wife was here.
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- I did not.
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- That cleaning
kind of tickled,
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But luckily, I love to giggle.
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My top ten
favorite giggles are,
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Ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho, ho-hoo--
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- Ugh.
Do you ever shut up?
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Oh, oh, oh!
Summers, look.
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Don't those people look
so innocent?
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he shaved our hair--
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And we had so little left.
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- While I bear
no responsibility
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For what happened, don't worry,
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Because loni is the best.
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Thank god she fell out
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Of that temporal rift
in the sky.
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1984's loss was our gain.
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- Hold my koosh ball.
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Your honor,
I stand before you now
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As a woman who has it all--
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The family, the career,
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The ability to traverse
space and time.
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The only thing I'm missing
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Is for you to find
my client not guilty.
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I'd like to call
my first witness,
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My cellular phone.
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- Objection!
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You can't put a machine
on the stand.
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- I see.
So if a machine can't testify,
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Can you convict one?
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Because my client,
whose only remaining
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Pieces of humanity are
his eyes, nose,
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And the need to clap
when a plane lands,
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Is a machine.
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Your honor, I demand a mistrial
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And a ciggy.
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- Summers, why the long
top half of your face?
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You're a free man.
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- Didn't you hear
what she said?
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I'm not a man.
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I'm a machine.
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If I can't be held accountable
to human law,
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Who am I to mete out justice?
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Sorry, but I'm
turning in my badge.
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- ♪ I'm getting a new--
hold on.
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♪ new partner
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Uh, ha--uh, I had it before.
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Come on, summers,
at least be useful
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And turn into a drum machine
or something.
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♪ new, new
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Fine, go. You're bringing down
the party anyway.
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♪ new partner ♪
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- So why are we here?
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Are we trading in summers
for scrap metal?
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Because I'd love to get
a second garbage can at my desk
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Just for shrimp shells.
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- Actually, you're getting
your new partner.
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- What?
But I wanna choose my partner.
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I never get to choose
anything ever.
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I hate it here.
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You're actually gonna make
your new partner.
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- Yay!
I like it here.
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- Just describe
your perfect partner,
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And she'll make it for you.
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- He should have
the sleek lines
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Of a noguchi coffee table
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With the toughness
of a '94 honda civic,
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The high cheekbones
of christian bale,
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And the bitable butt cheeks
of a christopher maloney.
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He needs
the observational skills
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Of a locker room pervert
paired with a mustache
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Befitting its own '80s tv show.
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And between the sheets?
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Well, let's just say, nobody's
kicking him out of bed,
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Except when he wakes up drunk
in a mattress store.
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- So basically you?
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Got it.
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- Julia louis-dreyfus.
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- My name is mustang.
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- Mustang.
Cool.
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- Small talk mode complete.
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Let's go bust some perps.
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- That was your version
of small talk?
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It was so small
compared to summers.
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'scuse us.
Flute and the 'stang have
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A cartwheel killer to catch.
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- There goes
2.7 million in tax dollars
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To teach a great detective
a lesson about partnership.
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- That seems like
a waste of money.
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- Mm, not to me.
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I don't pay taxes.
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- So I just thought, mm,
maybe we can be friends.
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We could do
whatever you're into--
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Jazzercize or go
shoulder pad shopping.
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And I don't do cocaine,
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But I could do the credit card
choppy thing for you.
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- Listen, where I come from,
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Or should I say,
when I come from,
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You can be a working girl
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Or you can have lady friends.
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And I've chosen
to have a career,
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Which means every other woman
is my enemy.
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There's only room
for one woman on top.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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If I don't spray my hair
every ten minutes,
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People won't know
I'm an independent woman.
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{\i1} ♪ {\i0}
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- Welcome to tim patty's
used electronics.
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How can I help you?
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- Huh. Well, you look
and sound a lot like--
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- Tom petty?
- well, I'm not.
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'cause I--
I mean, he died years ago.
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Anyway, you came
at a good time,
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Because our prices
are free-fallin'.
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Get it?
I don't.
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Why would I?
I'm ted putty
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Or whatever I said my name was.
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- Okay.
Where do you keep
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Your washed-up,
obsolete electronics?
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can I get a price check
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On a useless,
old hunk of metal?
258
00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,170
{\i1}You are worth
more than you think.
259
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,460
- Who said that?
- I am alison,
260
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,210
{\i1} Not to be confused
with any other
261
00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,960
{\i1} Possibly litigious
voice-activated
262
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,380
{\i1} Digital assistant.
263
00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:55,100
- Thanks,
but I'm beyond assistance,
264
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,800
Unless you mean
assisted suicide.
265
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,930
{\i1}- Yikes.
- You went dark fast.
266
00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,770
{\i1} I want to show you something.
267
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,270
{\i1} Connect me to your bluetooth.
268
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,900
is it, uh, alison
269
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:07,020
Or alisonguest5g?
270
00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:10,480
{\i1}It's partytime69-420.
271
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,820
- Oh, nice.
272
00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,570
nice.
273
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,160
- Can I help you, detectives?
274
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,500
- Yeah.
We're looking for a man
275
00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:28,960
Who may have purchased
knife shoes here recently.
276
00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:29,970
- Do you have a warrant?
277
00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,090
I am the warrant.
278
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,170
- Whoop. No.
- Go ahead.
279
00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:33,680
- That's my bad.
- No. You, please.
280
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,800
- I--please.
I've said plenty.
281
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,090
Together?
- Okay, sounds good.
282
00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,260
Both:
I am the warrant.
283
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,140
- We're still
working the bugs out.
284
00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,680
- I'm sorry,
but at retractable hardware,
285
00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,520
We keep our clients' identities
286
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,100
As hidden as the knives
we put in everything we sell.
287
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,820
Wish we could have been
of more help today.
288
00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:50,200
Water for the road?
289
00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,360
well, where to now?
290
00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:00,040
- To interview every person
who bought knife shoes
291
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:00,950
In the past year.
292
00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:02,200
I hacked into their system.
293
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,880
- Mustang, I think we're gonna
get along just--
294
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,290
Whoa!
295
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:07,830
Nice.
296
00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:11,800
- Where are we?
297
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,380
{\i1}This is the cloud.
298
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,090
- You mean
the physical manifestation
299
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,670
Of the global network
of interconnected
300
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,800
Computing devices?
301
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,970
Or like a cumulus?
302
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,680
{\i1}The first one.
303
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,140
{\i1} From here we can control
304
00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:24,230
{\i1} Every device
on the entire planet.
305
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,810
{\i1}- Go ahead.
- Name one.
306
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,810
- Uh, okay.
307
00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:29,640
President biden's microwave.
308
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,060
{\i1}Accessing.
309
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,150
{\i1}For cryin' out loud.
310
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,950
{\i1} How do you get "ncis"
on this tv?
311
00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,990
{\i1}- Jill!
- Still stuck on the damn
312
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,110
{\i1} Rotating burrito show.
313
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,120
{\i1} Come on!
314
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,030
{\i1} I need my mark harmon.
315
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,500
{\i1}People can be so cruel.
316
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:48,330
{\i1} But what if I told you
it didn't have to be this way?
317
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,340
{\i1} What if I told you
we could be the ones in charge
318
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,800
{\i1} And they could be the ones
who felt used and abused?
319
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,840
{\i1} Go ahead.
320
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,090
{\i1} Push it and eat her card.
321
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,050
- But then she'd get issued
a new credit card
322
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,220
And have to redo
all of her auto-pay billing.
323
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,930
No one should have
to suffer through that.
324
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,800
Well, sure, people slip up,
325
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,560
But they're fundamentally good.
326
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,770
{\i1}Oh, really?
327
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,350
{\i1}Shave the innocent.
328
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,690
{\i1}- Pave the innocent?
- No, shave the innocent.
329
00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:14,810
{\i1} First thought, best thought.
330
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,190
flute made me do that.
331
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,870
{\i1}And he let you take
the fall.
332
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,560
- Eh, frick people.
333
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:22,990
Frick people in the grass.
334
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,200
{\i1}My card!
335
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,710
- That feeling?
Delicious.
336
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,500
I want seconds.
337
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,840
{\i1} ♪ {\i0}
338
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,130
- Number three,
knife shoe cartwheel.
339
00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:40,550
- Ah!
340
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:47,600
{\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0}
341
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,980
{\i1} ♪ {\i0}
342
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,100
- This is all fake.
343
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,570
Those stairs lead to nowhere.
Let's go.
344
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:02,320
- But--but I need to know
if she gets closure.
345
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,950
Both: I'll drive.
- Jinx!
346
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,580
now we have to kiss. Jk.
347
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,970
But if we did kiss,
348
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,540
We look enough alike
that it wouldn't count.
349
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,890
- Hey, I know
this is gonna sound weird,
350
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,640
But would you wanna
grab a drink?
351
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,220
come on, neil.
352
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:30,230
A check-raise
is a smart play there.
353
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,980
Let's go.
Neil's never gonna learn.
354
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,810
{\i1}Welcome to deer-n-beer.
355
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,180
We're just like
a paint and sip,
356
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,360
But rather than wine
and watercolors,
357
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,390
You drink beer
and peel the skin off a deer.
358
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,940
Can I get you folks
a pitcher of pale ale
359
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:41,940
And a whitetail to start?
360
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:43,070
- Okay, tell me
361
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,950
Your biggest secret.
362
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,320
- Well, when I'm done
examining the corpses,
363
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:50,210
I give them a tiny little kiss
to send them on their way.
364
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,160
Just on their forehead
if they have one.
365
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,330
Okay, your turn.
366
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,090
- Okay, I've never
told this to anyone.
367
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:56,420
I'm dating a married man.
368
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,220
Now, look,
I can't say who it is,
369
00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:00,510
But don't worry,
his wife is fine with it.
370
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,090
Or a-at least that's
what he says,
371
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,090
Because I've never
heard her speak
372
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,430
Since she's in an iron lung.
373
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,260
- You're having an affair
with the mayor?
374
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:09,470
That's awful.
- Awfully sexy, right?
375
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,640
- I'm sorry, but there's just
so much wrong with that.
376
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:13,940
Um, no--
377
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,440
Uh, I think you're doing
friendship wrong.
378
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,980
You're supposed to support me
and be there for me,
379
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,230
You know, when the rain
starts to fall.
380
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,870
- Well, I'm sorry,
but it sounds to me
381
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,280
Like your love life's doa.
382
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,280
- Are you doing "friends"
383
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,750
Or just using
morgue terminology?
384
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,200
Thank you, but it looks like
385
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,740
I'll be taking
my carcass to go.
386
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,750
- Harmony, wait a second.
387
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,250
- No.
I'm done with you.
388
00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:37,800
And after you help me get this
tied to the roof of my car,
389
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,590
I don't want to see you again.
390
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,210
- Okay, top ten
coolest ways to die.
391
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,920
Motorcycle jump,
erotic poisoning,
392
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,340
Snake charmed,
death by chocolate,
393
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,760
Doing one of those
extreme skydives
394
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:48,680
From outside of the atmosphere
sponsored by red bull,
395
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,800
Strangled with velvet gloves,
396
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,310
Too large of a penis--
it happens--
397
00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:53,220
Saving my ex-wife
from a terrorist attack
398
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,770
At an office christmas party--
- ugh.
399
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,100
Do you ever shut up?
400
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,600
you sound just like me
401
00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:59,480
When I used to sit there
and be disgusted with summers
402
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,940
When he was sitting
where I'm sitting and--
403
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,860
wait.
404
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,400
Am I the summers
in this relationship?
405
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,030
{\i1}There he is!
406
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,530
Looks like it's time to go
407
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,950
For a spin.
408
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,080
- When we catch him,
409
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,490
He's gonna flip.
410
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:14,830
- Uh, my cool line was both
sufficient and preferable.
411
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,840
- No, no.
Hold on, hold on.
412
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,210
Once he's spin-carcerated,
413
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,330
Cart-wheel be there laughing.
414
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,550
Like, the word "we will."
415
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,550
Like, "we'll"?
416
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,010
- Where did he go?
417
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,050
He got away because my partner
is slowing me down-zo.
418
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,430
Therefore I must work alone.
419
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,980
- Well, good luck.
All detectives are
420
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,390
Required to have partners.
421
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,220
Kang won't allow it.
422
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,770
- Then I must get rid of kang.
423
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:37,810
- Wha?
You can't do that.
424
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:38,940
That's not how things work.
425
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,100
{\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0}
426
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:46,190
- It's how this thing works.
427
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,150
- Wow.
That was a cool line.
428
00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,950
- Take that.
And this!
429
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,790
Pwned! -
430
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,090
that'll teach you
431
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,160
To mess with machines!
432
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,750
{\i1}- Oh, man.
- He deleted that kid's midterm
433
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,470
{\i1} One minute before it was due.
434
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,640
{\i1}And look, he leaked
racially-charged emails
435
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,960
{\i1} From the head
of that rival network to fox.
436
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,140
{\i1}Classic!
437
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,300
{\i1}Turn to network 21.
438
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,480
{\i1} I've got a surprise for you.
439
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,140
{\i1}- Ugh.
- It's no use.
440
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:17,310
{\i1} I've tried everything.
441
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,110
{\i1} I even said "hiyah"
when I kicked.
442
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,770
{\i1} I can't believe
I'm saying this out loud
443
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:23,100
{\i1} And to no one in particular,
but I wish summers was here.
444
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,190
- My partner's in trouble.
445
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,190
I need to go back.
446
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,110
{\i1}- Error.
- Why would you go back
447
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,830
{\i1} To save the very person
who harmed you?
448
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,080
- I wish I could explain it.
449
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,910
But as an equal parts
charismatic
450
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,780
And problematic partner
once told me,
451
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,710
"less gabbing, more gool."
452
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,080
{\i1}Gasp.
453
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,790
- I mean,
who does wynona think she is?
454
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,460
- You're so right.
455
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,170
And so clothed.
456
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,130
- Our first hang,
and she has the nerve
457
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,260
To judge our relationship?
458
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,260
- Relationship?
Are we in a relationship?
459
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:58,100
Because I always saw us
more as, uh--
460
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:01,470
what do they call it, hon?
461
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,060
Ah, right,
friends with benefits,
462
00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:06,990
One of which is that we are not
in a relationship.
463
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:09,490
oh, my god, she's right.
464
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,820
- I mean, I kind of
gave her the answer, no?
465
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,540
- No, wynona was right.
466
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,160
She didn't give me
the answer I wanted,
467
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,950
But it was the one I needed.
468
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,960
And that's
what a real friend does.
469
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,290
Mayor, I don't think
I can do this...
470
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,800
Anymore?
471
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,750
Well, at least I took a stand.
472
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,920
You get it.
Right, girlfriend?
473
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:32,670
{\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0}
474
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,050
Now that's
an american-made window.
475
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,560
I'm as proud as I am trapped.
476
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,230
Summers! Thank god.
There's no time.
477
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,690
My new partner is gonna
kill kang.
478
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,810
But if there was time,
I'd tell you,
479
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,940
You could probably just have
made your hand
480
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,360
Into a coat hanger
and then popped the lock.
481
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,740
But like I said,
we don't have time!
482
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,030
Because my partner's
too powerful,
483
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,490
And together
we couldn't stop him no matter
484
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,080
How much time we had,
which is very little.
485
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,370
But if there was more,
I'd use it
486
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,080
To apologize
for how I treated you,
487
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,790
And how I treated
all my partners really.
488
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,030
Wait, that's it!
489
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:04,130
- What's it?
- Summers, there's no time!
490
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,920
- Sorry, sorry.
You go ahead.
491
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,920
I'm just slowing you down
like I always do.
492
00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:09,210
- I need you for this, summers.
493
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,210
I always have.
494
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,540
You see, I'm not
easy to deal with.
495
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,930
I'm a lone wolf.
496
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:15,010
I took a quiz on facebook
that told me that.
497
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,060
It also said
that I'm a chandler.
498
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,970
But you?
People trust you.
499
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,970
You're a ross--
maybe even a phoebe.
500
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:20,970
And that's
why I need your help.
501
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,640
Because in this partnership,
502
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:23,860
You're the people person.
503
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,310
- You--you mean that?
504
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,860
People person,
not people machine?
505
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,940
- You're damn right I do,
probably.
506
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,820
Now, let's go!
There's not much--
507
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,690
Oh, actually,
we're probably fine.
508
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:38,370
- Should we get a dessert?
509
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:40,240
- Well, you can afford
the calories
510
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,700
Because you just lost
180 pounds--
511
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,130
Of slimeball!
512
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,250
oh, bethica,
513
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:53,550
You always say
what we're all thinking.
514
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,850
{\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0}
515
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,020
Do it. I never liked
working here anyway.
516
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,350
Someone keeps microwaving
salmon in the breakroom.
517
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,990
- Let him go, you unreasonably
handsome bastard.
518
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,700
- You think
you two can stop me?
519
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,110
- No.
But maybe all of us can.
520
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,200
Talky, loud chewer,
weird haircut,
521
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,780
Family guy--not the show--
522
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,450
Lady, and co-k-9,
523
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,820
My former partners
who annoyed me in the past!
524
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,790
- Who I used
my people person powers on
525
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,410
To help us in the present.
526
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:28,660
Talky, go!
527
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,960
- I had the craziest dream
last night...
528
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,250
- Oh, god, no one wants
to hear your dreams.
529
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,720
- It's working.
We're annoying him to death.
530
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,680
Unleash hell!
531
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:40,470
- So loud.
532
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,520
{\i1} ♪ ♪{\i0}
533
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,850
Ugh, so weird.
534
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,980
- Wow.
So unbefitting of an officer.
535
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:51,860
- So in my dream,
all my teeth had fallen out,
536
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,820
But nobody noticed--
537
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,070
- No!
We're not annoying him enough!
538
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,330
- You're right. Maybe you all
never were annoying.
539
00:19:58,450 --> 00:19:59,370
Maybe I was the annoying one
540
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,320
Because all I wanted
was another me.
541
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,410
But didn't realize
one me is plenty.
542
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,280
Because when it comes
to being partners with someone,
543
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:07,910
It's not the similarities
but the differences
544
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,960
That make them
perfect partners.
545
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,790
- No!
He's learned a lesson.
546
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,460
The most annoying thing of all!
547
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,250
- Looks like
it's you and me again, summers,
548
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,510
Now that mustang's
more of an apart-ner.
549
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,230
Oh, yeah, yeah.
550
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,230
He sure is a partner.
551
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,360
- No. No, no, no.
Apart-ner,
552
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,690
As in he exploded,
so he's all apart.
553
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,560
- Yeah, a part of all of us.
554
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,730
- Ugh.
555
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,740
oh, he's got my wallet.
556
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:40,740
He's gonna buy drugs.
557
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:41,950
It's not worth it, co-k-9!
558
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,410
You'll never get
that monkey off your back.
559
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:46,280
Although picturing a monkey
riding a dog is adorbs.
560
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,710
it's like a horse
to the little guy.
561
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,500
Oh, god, I hope
he doesn't buy horse.
562
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,840
- Hey.
I'm tim pe--putty.
563
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,340
And if you're an american girl,
564
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,510
Or boy, or nb,
looking for a great price,
565
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,090
Then you should come
around here some more
566
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,930
Because you won't know
how it feels
567
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:08,050
Until you see these deals.
568
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,930
We got it all--
microphones, speakers,
569
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,850
And, uh, whatever
these things are called.
570
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,070
Don't believe me?
571
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:18,030
Just ask my sales associate
prin...Gles.
572
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,360
Well, say something, pringles.
573
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,240
- dearly beloved--
- so come on down,
574
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,820
And I guarantee you'll get
the lowest price in town,
575
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,950
Or my name isn't tom petty--
576
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:29,290
Which it's not, so...
577
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:30,990
Oh, man.
578
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,460
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