All language subtitles for Batman S01E24 - Give Em The Axe-eng

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In last night's Bat adventure

we saw Gotham City
dignitaries gather.

An unveiling.

A ghastly travesty.

The Riddler at large again.

Pandemonium.

A riddle for a clue.

A call for help.

To the rescue.

Riddle solved.
On to the library.

A ring of wax.

A rare old book stolen.

A strange discovery.

It's a clue!

Batman grabbed the gauntlet.

Was it a trap?

Watch out, Batman!

Too late.

Helpless.

A fatal dip!

And in just
one bubbling minute..

But wait the most terrifying
is yet to come.

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Holy paraffin, Batman!
This is going to be a close one.

Too close.

Oh, this is my dream come true.

With you two out of the way

there is nothing
that stands between me

and the lost treasure
of the Inca's.

And it's worth millions.
Millions.

Do you hear me, Batman?

Remember, Riddler, you can't
buy friends with money.

With money who needs friends?

Riddler, honey,
these fumes are terrible.

Can't we go below?

I want to watch this
to its glorious finale.

Can't we watch it just as well
from your candle-scope?

Well, alright.

The fumes are getting
to me too.

Huh!

Keep smiling, you two.

Remember, I'd like
nice expressions on your faces

when we deliver you
to the wax museum.

Bye.
Let's go.

They're going, Batman.
They're going.

Good. Now, to find a way
out of this predicament.

- Wait a minute. What's that?
- Where?

That barrel over there

'with a chemical formula
written on it.'

'I can't see all the formula'

but unless I miss my guess

that's the solution
for treating candle wax.

It's highly explosive
when it's exposed to heat.

I can't see how
that's gonna do us much good.

Matches, down scope.

The candle scope
is working beautifully.

Oh, let me see, let me see.

Alright. Just for a second.

Oh, it does seem a shame.

Moth..

...if you expect to get anywhere
in this arch criminal game

you can't be soft.

You must learn
to control your emotions.

Uh-oh! We're getting
awfully close to that wax.

Those fumes are getting
pretty strong.

Don't give up, Robin.

Remember, where there's
a will there's a way.

If only we could ignite

that barrel of chemical solution
down there

I feel certain
it would blow us free.

I don't know whether it'll work,
but I think it's worth a try.

I can't see what you're doing.

There's a shaft of sunlight
coming through the roof.

If I can just twist around
a little and reflect it

in my highly polished
belt buckle

with a little bit of luck

maybe I can direct it
at the barrel.

What are they doing up there?
Something nearly blinded me.

Let me take a look, boss.

'I don't see nothin' wrong,
boss.'

Somethin' is awfully bright
up there.

Hmm.

I think I've got
the right angle now.

Hold perfectly still.

There. I'm right on the mark.

Prepare yourself for the shock.

What are they doing up there?

Was that an explosion?

Could the explosion have
blown them to bits?

Be still..

...my throbbing heart.

My fondest dreams come true.

Batman and Robin dead.

Dead!

Dead!

My cup runneth over.

Up scope.

Can we forget about them now
and go find that lost treasure?

Oh, let me savor this moment.
So divine.

Seeing Batman and Robin dead

is more important
than any treasure.

More important than all those

Incan baubles, bangles
and beads?

Not to me, it ain't!

Impatience thy name is woman.

First, I must call
Commissioner Gordon

and tell him the good news

about his beloved
caped crusaders

and then confound him
with a little riddle.

Oh, why take time for that?

Crime is no fun without riddles.

I'll have you know
that's the main reason

I took up this crime game.

All of you in the truck.

Ain't you taking
the Batmobile, boss?

Would be too conspicuous
where we're going.

I'll be with you
in a minute. Go on.

Commissioner Gordon here.

This is the Riddler.

I have some news for you
about the late dynamic duo.

Late?

I'm sorry to be the one

to break this unfortunate news
to you, commissioner.

Batman and Robin dead?

I can't believe it.

'If you had anything
to do with this, Riddle'

I'll track you down
to the ends of the earth.

And that's a solemn promise.

While you're at it, commissioner

ponder this riddle.

What has four legs,
runs day and night

but never gets anywhere?

Now, see here,
you cheap scoundrel--

By the time you figure it out
it'll be too late.

Are you alright, Robin?

Gosh! We were almost goners.

Those guys mean business.

It's a miracle we were
blown free by that explosion.

Let's just be thankful that
my calculations were correct.

I don't know how you do it.

There's no time for that now.

Good! They didn't
take the Batmobile.

I think we better call
Commissioner Gordon.

- Commissioner Gordon?
- Who is this?

- Why, this is Batman.
- 'Batman!'

Your caped crusader.
Is something wrong?

The Riddler said you were dead.

Wishful thinking on his part.

We're alive and raring to go.

Well, I must say
this is good news

but back to business.

What do you make
of this clue the Riddler left?

'What has four legs,
runs day and night'

but never gets anywhere?

That's the riddle.
Word for word.

We'll get on it right away,
commissioner.

What has four legs,
runs day and night

but never gets anywhere?

This isn't going
to be easy, Robin.

- A river runs day and night.
- Yes, but it gets somewhere.

It runs to the ocean.

But a fountain.

It could be a fountain.

I think you're
on the right track, Robin.

But that four legs business,
that stumps me.

An animal has four legs.

Wait a minute.

Maybe the fountain
has an animal in it.

The famous lion fountains in
front of the Gotham City Museum?

Gosh, Batman,
I think you're wrong.

The lion fountains
aren't running at all.

The water shortage remember?

That's what that cheating devil
wants us to think, Robin.

I'm sure I'm right.

And that's where
the Riddler must be going

and we must go without delay.

Hold tight.

How could a sarcophagus
be so hard to find?

Gee, boss, I don't even know
what an esophagus looks like.

You numbskull,
you're no help to me here.

You and Matches go upstairs.
Keep a lookout.

Sure, boss.

Oh, Riddler, honey..

...this place gives me
a nice case of the jitters.

What are all those
nasty-looking things?

Ooh. A few little fun things
from the middle ages..

...my little Moth.

That tub there.

That sweet little thing
was called the maiden's bath.

And this..

...the exquisite iron mask.

And this the beloved stocks. Oh.

And that wheel over there..

...that beautiful
ingenious wheel of death.

And last but not least

the rack.

Oh, those were
the good old days.

I'm sorry I asked.

Is it possible
this has some connection

with the lost treasure
of the Inca's?

Aunt Harriet was reading
about it this morning.

It's in all the newspapers.

They can't exhibit it until they
build an airtight display case.

If it's exposed to air,
it will crumble to dust.

It's beginning to make sense.

The lost treasure
of the Inca's

must be hidden
inside that sarcophagus.

I'd stake my life on it.

So that's what he learned
from that old book.

- I hope we're not too late.
- So do I, Robin.

The Riddler and his gang
may be destroying

one of the world's greatest
archeological treasures

and for a mere million dollars
worth of jewels.

It's locked.
They must be closed today.

How do we get in?

Batman, look, that window.

It's open, but it's too small.
I'd never make it.

But I could.
I could, Batman.

- It's dangerous.
- Let me do it.

I promise I'll come right down
and open the door for you.

- Please, Batman.
- Be careful, Robin.

Don't try to capture the Riddler
and the gang by yourself.

Come immediately downstairs
and open the door for me.

I'll handle it.
Do you understand?

- Roger.
- Take your Bat-communicator.

And keep in touch.

Stand clear.

Grab it.

'Keep in touch with me
on your throat communicator.'

Golly, Batman,
I hope we're not too late.

I join you in that hope.

I shudder to think how it might
effect our foreign relations

if anything happened
to this exhibit.

How do you mean, Batman?

Can you imagine the reaction of
our good neighbors to the south

should we allow their national
treasure to be destroyed?

Gosh! I see what you mean.

Take care, Robin.

- You! I thought you were dead.
- I'll show you how dead I am.

Ow!

Hey, Matches, give me a hand.
I..

Ow!

Now, you're making me mad, kid.

Robin?

Robin!

Do you hear me?

Is something wrong, Robin?

Robin!

Come in, Robin.

- Hey, boss, look what we found.
- Huh?

- But you're dead.
- No thanks to you that I'm not.

And Batman...he lives too?

No, you fiend, you've destroyed
the finest man that ever lived.

And I'll get you for it.

You pernicious pipsqueak.

You're in no position
to threaten anyone.

Put him on the rack.

If he doesn't fit,
stretch him to size!

But don't hurt him.

Robin, if you can hear me

I'm coming in after you.

Commissioner,
I'm at the Gotham City Museum.

Robin's inside
and I'm going in after him.

You'd better send some men over.

Right.

You may think you have
the upper hand now, but wait.

Hey, boss, I think I found it.

What? The sar...cophagus?

- Yeah, it's over here.
- The sarcophagus!

Just think, think.

In a few short moments

the vast treasure of the Incans
shall be mine, mine!

Ours, honey, ours.

Who said you can't take it
with you?

Lucky for me
the Incan emperor's dead.

At least their jewels.

Ooh, the sarcophagus!

Oh, it's too bad Batman's dead.

If only he could see me now.

Ahh!

Again it's Batman!

It can't be.
I saw you dead with my own eyes.

You lied to me, Boy Wonder.

A little white lie is excusable

when dealing
with the likes of you

you black-hearted scoundrel.

Well, don't just stand there.
Get him, men!

This is gonna hurt me
more than it does you.

Get him, Matches!
Get him!

I don't know about you,
Riddler, honey

but I'm gettin' out of here.

Ooh!

Alright, Riddler.

Now, it's your turn.

No, no. No.

- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- 'Batman.'

'Batman.'

Holy smoke! The candle is still
burning under the wax.

Put it out before
it eats through.

Good thinking, Robin.

Just in time.

Watch out, Batman!

Oh! Ah!

Didn't your mother ever tell you
not to play with knives?

Can we talk this over, Batman?

Ah! Ooh!

Let me give you one
last word of advice.

Give up your evil ways.

When you've paid
your debt to society

and pay it you will

start life anew
as a respected citizen.

I'll give you anything,
anything you want.

Just name it, Batman.
Name it.

Ahh! Ooh!

Oh! Aww!

Batman, that smarts.

Ooh.

Robin, are you alright?

I'm just a little sore,
Batman, that's all.

Well, one of Aunt Harriet's
good, nourishing meals

will set everything right again.

I sure worked up an appetite,
I'll tell you that.

You're all under arrest.
Now, no monkey business.

We got you covered.

There's no need for guns,
Chief O'Hara.

There's no more fight
left in them

When Commissioner Gordon
told me to go to the museum

naturally, I thought
he meant the wax museum.

O-otherwise, we would've
been here sooner.

Anyone can make
that mistake, Chief O'Hara.

There's no harm done, chief.

The Riddler and his accomplices

are ready to be delivered
into your capable hands.

Oh, Batman, honey,
Moth's learned her lesson.

Really she has.
Crime doesn't pay.

Unfortunately, you learned
your lesson too late, Moth.

A moth that plays around candles
is bound to be burned.

Oh. Oh!

Oh, Batman.

You may have won the battle..

but the war isn't over yet.

This is certainly
a very educational way

to spend an afternoon.

Yes, and it's going to come
in so handy at school.

I think I'll do
my end-of-term report on it.

Very good.

Most Americans don't realize

what we owe
to the ancient Incans.

Very few appreciate that they
gave us the white potato

and many varieties
of Indian corn.

Now, whenever
I eat mashed potatoes

I, for one,
will think of the Incans.

Mercy alive!

Have you ever seen
such beautiful jewels?

They must've cost
a king's ransom.

It says here
that they found the jewels

in a secret panel
in the sarcophagus.

They were hidden to guard
against grave robbers

who were very prevalent
in olden days.

Well, thank goodness we don't
have anything like that

to worry about today.

Well, I think we
should be leaving now.

Oh, Bruce, I want
just one more peak

at this old Incan emperor.

Will you look at that?

Isn't he preserved nicely for
all those thousands of years.

It's remarkable.

The old boy nearly
didn't make it.

Next week, Batman jousts
with the Joker again.

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