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? I get up
at seven, yeah
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? And I go to
work at nine
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? I got no time
for livin'
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? Yes, I'm workin'
all the time
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? It seems to me
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? I could live my life
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? A lot better
than I think I am
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? I guess that's
why they call me
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? They call me
the workin' man ?
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[music stops abruptly]
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You're a fuckin' joke.
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What did you say?
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You're a fuckin' joke.
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I've been
pullin' all-nighters
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to get this thing
up and running.
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Bennett:
More like pulling your dick.
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All these hours
don't count as O.T.
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so don't try
loggin' 'em.
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Looks like
watery dog shit.
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You throw this weld
in with a slingshot?
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Todd:
I think it looks pretty fuckin' good
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considering I haven't been
on the tools in years.
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Yeah, it's been years since
you almost killed somebody.
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That was a long time ago.
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I was an apprentice.
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Nobody got hurt.
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You need to come up
with new material.
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And you need to
build a flare stack.
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Corporate's up my ass.
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We're behind.
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I'm embarrassed.
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And you're givin' a million
dollar machine a Redneck revamp.
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Are you insane?
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You approved the order.
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You know we need this thing.
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I approved it 'cause I wanted
to see you look like a dickwad
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trying to convince your crew
that that's a good idea.
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Well, that is fucked up!
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[Bennett chuckling]
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Look, I know I'm
hard on you, man.
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You got promise.
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But don't think I don't know
that you're gunning for my job.
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I am not.
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This machine is the future.
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It'll help me and my
boys in the long run.
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It'll save our bodies.
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It'll catch us up in all
those insane deadlines.
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Fuckin' better.
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Fuckin' will.
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Fuckin' better!
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It fuckin' will!
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Fucking better!
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What's up Teabag?
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? In the tiny town
where I come from
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? You grew up doing
what your daddy does
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Todd:
Hi, boys!
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? And you don't ask questions
you do it just because ?
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Mornin'
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? This little bitty town
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? it ain't nothing new
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? We all stick around
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? 'cause they
all tell us to
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? Swallow your pride just
to make your family proud
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? If I didn't think that it
would shut the whole place down
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? I'd saddle that one horse and
ride it right out of this town ?
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You know, jeans are
marketed as this like,
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super comfy go
everywhere garment,
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but they're fuckin' not!
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Comfort first, dude.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I'm goin' to
work in sweats.
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I'm not trying to
sabotage myself.
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But they can't fire me.
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[raccoon chittering]
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Audrey:
Snax, it's not a pattern, dude.
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No. So I've
left a few jobs.
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Like, so what?
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[Snax chittering]
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Twelve?
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[Snax chittering]
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No fucking way
it's twelve.
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I don't believe you.
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Raccoona matata, Snax.
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You staying the
fuck outta my bins?
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[Snax chittering]
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Hey. Oh, what the hell, Auds?
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Did you shave
in my hot tub?
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Bro, just chill.
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Just my pits.
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Have you even slept?
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Have you?
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I've been busy.
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Yeah.
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Is he cute?
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The Metallsicherung 1200
is not cute,
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it's a sexy, futuristic
German welding machine.
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Whoa.
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Low impurities,
minimal slag,
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transition between auto
and welder operated.
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What do your guys
think about that?
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Well, they should be pumped.
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This town needs to
get with the times.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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You break your back
at work every day
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and I sling jeans
for a living.
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We've turned
into our parents.
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Billy:
Ding ding ding,
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who's ready for
round two? [laughs]
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Do that thing
with my pinky.
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Oh fuck.
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Had no idea you
were here, ah...
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Todd:
Right.
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This is yours.
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Yep.
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I don't touch your stuff.
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Generally. Just, um...
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[Snax chittering]
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Oh, whole family's here, huh?
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It's your shorts too.
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Ah, I didn't have any so I just,
you know, I'll wash 'em.
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My dick's barely
touched the mesh.
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No, no. You keep
those actually.
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Really? Like a gift?
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Thanks. Cool, ah, yeah.
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Lemme track down a beer.
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Seriously? That dude?
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Audrey:
What? When there's no Mr. Right,
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at least there's
Mr. Right Now.
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More like Mr. Steal
Your Catalytic Converter
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While You Sleep.
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Here. PH levels are
all outta whack.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chlorine, de-scaler and
stay out of it for 24 hours
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or it'll melt my tits off.
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I know the fuckin' drill.
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Todd:
Unbelievable.
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[Snax chittering]
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Shut up.
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[Snax chittering]
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Every goddamn morning.
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[Billy coughing]
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Billy:
Nothing beats a refry.
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Fuckin' hell.
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Hey man. [chuckling]
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Wanna gimme a ride?
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Did you bang in
my hot tub, again?
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Ahhh, it was half in
half out mostly but, ah,
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whaddaya say?
You wanna hook me up?
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Just goin' as
far as my place.
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[quirky upbeat music]
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So what's going on
with you and my sister?
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What?
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Do you like my sister?
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Hobby horse have
a wooden dick?
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[brakes screeching]
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Oh. [groaning]
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Ah dude. Come on.
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Sorry. Brakes.
I don't know.
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Geez. Started a fire.
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Audrey's great, man.
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She's good. She's good,
you know.
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Got a lot goin'
on for her.
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No kids. No husband.
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Got a good job.
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Are you back at work yet?
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Nah. Still on disability.
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Keep pullin' my back out.
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[Billy laughing]
[tires squealing]
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Billy:
Whoa!
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[brakes screeching]
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Hot rod, man.
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End of the line.
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What?
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Sorry, the
brakes are fucked.
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But [sighs]...
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What the hell, man!
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You know I don't
live around here!
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[Billy groaning]
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[quirky upbeat music]
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Jimi:
Have a good day.
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Got a newbie.
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Huh.
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What do we got here?
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What the fuck is that?
How old is that?
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Did you, your grandfather
give you that?
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What is that?
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What are you gonna hang
some pictures? Huh?
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You gonna take photos? Huh?
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What are you gonna
do with that?
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Oh.
- Nothin'.
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Tools are like condoms.
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The cheap ones will break
and they will fuck you up.
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All right?
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Will fuck you up, right?
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Now sign here.
- Yep.
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Hey, talkin' to you.
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Jimi!
- Hey Todd.
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Hey. I don't wanna see your ass.
Don't show me your ass.
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Don't show me your ass.
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What's up Tuna?
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Scooter!
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Hey, you guys ever
seen a virgin before?
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Wave to the virgin.
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Fuckin' nerds.
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We willingly carry around
the surveillance devices.
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They know where we
go and what we say.
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I mean, a fuckin'
welding machine?
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Really?
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Head-to-head I can
out-do that thing.
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Backwoods:
My ass!
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Fifty bucks says the robot
mops the floor with ya.
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What do ya think Big Nate?
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I will take that heat.
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Beautiful!
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Taser:
You know what else is weird?
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I was ordering weed
online last night
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and they asked me to verify
that I'm not a robot.
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Are they worried that the
robots are buying the weed?
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Buying weed.
Taking jobs?
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It's only a matter of time 'til
we're all down on all fours
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sucking protein pellets
out of a robot's dick.
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[soft banging]
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Yeah, you fuckers
got me good!
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Well, ya reap what
you sow, don'tcha?
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Yep.
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Backwoods:
I kinda like it.
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I thought it was classy.
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Steph:
Oh, thank you.
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I also got the
rookie pretty good.
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Hmm?
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[laughing]
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You suck rookie!
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[Steph chuckling]
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Shit.
235
00:09:03,852 --> 00:09:05,688
Here comes the
robot overlord.
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Keep it down.
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00:09:07,856 --> 00:09:09,024
[whispers] He doesn't
know that we know.
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Guys!? Really?
239
00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:12,428
Just testin' the gear in
sub-zero temperatures.
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Safety first!
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[laughing]
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Yes!
- That's good.
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You boys wanna
see somethin'?
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You can't tell anyone.
Not a soul.
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My word is my bond.
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Todd:
This thing is amazing!
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It can root, fill, cap and even
picks up on a shitty fit-up!
248
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With this thing we're
guaranteed to hit our targets.
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This thing is a flying
piece of horse shit!
250
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Taser:
Looks like it's gonna rip my cheque in half
251
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is what it looks like.
252
00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,822
Guys, we use tools.
This is just a tool.
253
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It's a piece of equipment,
254
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Homer:
Bag-licking, moron!
255
00:09:42,057 --> 00:09:44,093
This is how we all
turn into automatons!
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00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,730
You did not think
this through.
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[crackling]
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[machine winds down]
259
00:09:57,673 --> 00:09:59,441
Karen:
I got the receipt. They're perfectly good.
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I still got time
to return 'em.
261
00:10:01,076 --> 00:10:03,078
I just don't like
the way they look.
262
00:10:03,078 --> 00:10:04,179
But ya did once.
263
00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:06,849
So some kind of personality
change since then or?
264
00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:08,317
If there's no damage
265
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,152
we'd be glad to
take them back.
266
00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:12,454
I think she crapped them.
267
00:10:12,454 --> 00:10:13,489
I did not!
268
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,658
Audrey, I've warned you!
269
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:16,925
I'm being serious.
270
00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:19,294
Look inside, that's shit!
271
00:10:19,294 --> 00:10:20,462
Steph:
Ah, ladies?
272
00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:22,665
Do you mind?
My lunch is over in twenty.
273
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:25,934
Are you insinuating that I
took a shit in these jeans?
274
00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:28,504
No I am straight
up accusing you.
275
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,306
Lady, you've got a
tummy problem, okay?
276
00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:33,676
Your bowels are probably
destroyed by every fad diet
277
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,344
that's aimed at the
Karen demographic.
278
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,879
You had, what,
a couple of kids?
279
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,881
Pelvic flooring ain't
what it used to be,
280
00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:40,115
I feel for you,
281
00:10:40,115 --> 00:10:42,317
but it's not this
company's fault, okay.
282
00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:43,385
Blame nature.
283
00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:46,121
I just don't see how this
is any of your business.
284
00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:47,723
Well, you're
holding up the line
285
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:49,491
and she's not allowed
to say anything.
286
00:10:49,491 --> 00:10:50,693
She won't say anything.
287
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,494
So why don't you go buy
some vinegar and peroxide
288
00:10:52,494 --> 00:10:54,363
and call it a day, okay?
289
00:10:55,164 --> 00:10:56,498
Here's your diaper.
290
00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:59,535
I'm not leaving this store
until these are refunded.
291
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,003
End of story.
292
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,206
Good luck with mud slide.
293
00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:11,380
[muted bright music]
294
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,715
Audrey.
- What?
295
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,350
Don't you have anything to
say to our valued customer?
296
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:16,351
Yes.
297
00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:20,389
Yeah, I certainly do. Yeah.
298
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,157
Ah...
299
00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:23,625
fuck you both.
300
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,994
I quit.
301
00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:29,198
[bright music]
302
00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:31,734
Yeah. Huh! I quit!
303
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,536
[bright music]
304
00:11:34,536 --> 00:11:35,537
Hey, hold on!
305
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:36,739
Wait up, wait up!
306
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,741
Hey, who are you?
307
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,742
What do you do?
308
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,744
I'm Steph. I'm in safety.
309
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,745
Cool.
310
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,581
Um, I'm Audrey.
311
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:48,584
I'm currently unemployed.
312
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,018
Ah, are you at Conch?
313
00:11:50,018 --> 00:11:51,587
Yeah, isn't everyone?
314
00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:54,757
Yeah. [chuckles]
315
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,391
Do you know Todd?
Todd Stool?
316
00:11:56,391 --> 00:11:57,392
Yeah, of course.
317
00:11:57,392 --> 00:11:58,393
That's my bro.
318
00:11:58,393 --> 00:11:59,394
Oh, okay. Yeah.
319
00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:00,763
I love Tater-Todd.
320
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,765
Yeah. Oh, me too.
321
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,600
Homer:
That's how it ends for all of us.
322
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,602
I mean, first they
bring the robots in
323
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,403
to prove we're inefficient,
that's fuckin' obvious.
324
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,440
I mean, billion dollar
company like this
325
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,975
and you don't think they
have motion detection
326
00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:14,777
and facial recognition
cameras out there?
327
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,978
Pshtt.
328
00:12:15,978 --> 00:12:17,613
Next, it's the microchips
329
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,781
and when we refuse,
330
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,582
they bring in
even more robots.
331
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:21,817
And then beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
332
00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:24,686
All of a sudden it's an
all-robot plant, baby.
333
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,624
None of this shit
leaves this truck
334
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,792
or else I'll know it's you.
335
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,628
[laughing] Hey, FYI Homer,
336
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,263
your radio's hot.
337
00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:38,066
Did you hear all of that?
338
00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:39,067
Who else is there?
339
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,068
Don't worry, bro.
340
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,470
It's Taser.
341
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,638
I'll keep a lid on it.
342
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:43,639
Thanks, buddy.
343
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:48,243
[laughing]
344
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:49,678
Robots are never good.
345
00:12:49,678 --> 00:12:51,446
Search engines,
typing emails,
346
00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:52,447
now it's welding.
347
00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:53,816
I tried to hand write
my name the other day,
348
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,484
it looked like a
fuckin' tree wrote it.
349
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,452
They're gonna take away
our means to live.
350
00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,454
All our toys. Gone.
351
00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:01,657
I'll have to sell
my water bed.
352
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:04,092
He'll-he'll have to
sell his two ATVs.
353
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:06,461
And this fuckin' dude'll
have to downsize his truck.
354
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,697
I ain't selling my truck.
355
00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:11,466
So answer to this
robot bullshit.
356
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,468
Okay. Yes, it's true.
357
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:16,505
The company bought
a welding robot.
358
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,840
With a purpose!
359
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,842
Not just to catch
us up on speed,
360
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,312
but it'll help us avoid
injuries, accidents, all of it!
361
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,849
You didn't mean
to fuck us,
362
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,483
but it's gonna hurt.
363
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,886
Catch all that, Homer?
364
00:13:30,886 --> 00:13:33,655
Homer [over radio]:
According to a corporate email thread started by Bennett,
365
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,490
Todd is responsible,
366
00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:36,491
knew I couldn't trust him.
367
00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:37,492
[angry chattering]
368
00:13:37,492 --> 00:13:39,528
Okay, every,
everybody calm down!
369
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:44,066
[angry yelling]
370
00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:45,534
What the fuck?!
371
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,536
That's nice!
372
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:54,509
[soft playful music]
373
00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:56,144
Todd:
Wow, that was fast.
374
00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:58,513
Employee [on phone]:
Hey, boss man.
375
00:13:58,513 --> 00:13:59,915
Look, I hate to do
this to you Bennett,
376
00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:02,885
but my mom's cat's been
vomiting for two weeks now.
377
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,319
Both ends.
378
00:14:04,319 --> 00:14:05,520
I just can't leave
the thing alone, man.
379
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,855
It just wants to be held.
380
00:14:06,855 --> 00:14:09,091
Anyway, you can imagine how
much a diabetic cat weighs,
381
00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:10,325
you know?
382
00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:12,761
You know, plus I got that
hernia and stuff, you know.
383
00:14:12,761 --> 00:14:14,329
Real sorry about this.
384
00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:15,697
I'll be talking to
you tomorrow maybe.
385
00:14:15,697 --> 00:14:17,332
[voicemail beeping]
386
00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:20,102
Does this look like
someone with a diabetic cat?
387
00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:22,537
I think you mean, does it
look like someone with a hernia?
388
00:14:22,537 --> 00:14:25,340
Total lack of
goddamn commitment.
389
00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:27,976
That's why your robots
are gonna replace us.
390
00:14:28,944 --> 00:14:30,178
The robot is here to help.
391
00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:31,914
Like, why can't you
people understand this?
392
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,715
What do you mean
"you people"?
393
00:14:33,715 --> 00:14:36,118
You bus-chucked me
with that email you sent.
394
00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:37,753
I never told you to
order that machine.
395
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,554
You approved the
fuckin' payment!
396
00:14:39,554 --> 00:14:40,756
That's your problem, Todd,
397
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,724
you think my job is easy.
398
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:45,761
It's not all sippin'
coffee and checkin' emails.
399
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:46,895
Todd:
Clearly.
400
00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:48,563
I mean, you're not even
trying to hide it anymore.
401
00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:50,198
That's for my keyboards.
402
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:54,369
Unlike you, I like to
keep my workplace tidy.
403
00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:56,571
And what are these?
These are vitamins, I guess?
404
00:14:56,571 --> 00:14:58,373
Bennett:
Yeah, they are vitamins.
405
00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:00,008
This one's for sleepy time.
406
00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:02,778
This one's for makin' love.
407
00:15:03,812 --> 00:15:05,213
This one...
408
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:08,016
is for when I'm sad.
409
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,787
You need to
fuckin' chill, man.
410
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,755
Your brain, your dick,
your eyeballs,
411
00:15:13,755 --> 00:15:15,624
they're all gonna explode.
412
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,793
Ah fuck.
413
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:18,994
A little coke will help.
414
00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:21,163
Why would you think
this is cocaine?
415
00:15:21,163 --> 00:15:22,831
I don't know, white powder
in a little baggie?
416
00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:24,399
It's too early in the
morning for cocaine.
417
00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:26,034
You fuckin' idiot
418
00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:28,637
[Bennett sniffing]
419
00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:36,611
Into some, ah, arts
and crafts now are ya?
420
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:39,815
You know, I finally figured out
what's wrong with you, Toddler.
421
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,450
Todd:
What's that?
422
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,485
You don't know if you
want to be like me,
423
00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:46,188
or if you want
to be like them.
424
00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:47,990
[huffing]
425
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,024
Todd:
Fuck you, Bennett.
426
00:15:49,024 --> 00:15:50,192
I'll take the blame
for the robot.
427
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:51,860
I don't give a shit.
428
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,996
Wrong. You give
too many shits.
429
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,797
As long as I'm
here at this desk,
430
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:58,800
you'll be down there with
the grunts eatin' shit.
431
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,003
Is that right?
432
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,840
You know how hard I have to
work to get you to do my job?
433
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,842
[huffing]
434
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,310
Don't you think
you've had enough?
435
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,848
You ain't nothing...
436
00:16:14,883 --> 00:16:16,852
Look at ya,
you're a goddamn mess.
437
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,487
You ain't nothing but a...
438
00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:24,292
Todd:
You okay?
439
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,233
Fuck. Come on, get up.
440
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,868
Stop messing around.
441
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,837
Jesus Christ.
Bennett? Hello?
442
00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:37,839
What are you doing?
443
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:39,508
Get up.
444
00:16:41,076 --> 00:16:42,677
Oh shit!
445
00:16:42,677 --> 00:16:43,678
Are you okay?
446
00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:44,880
Bennett, talk to me.
447
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,314
Oh fuck.
448
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,155
Bennett. Bennett.
449
00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:54,890
Fuck!
450
00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:56,892
Come on. Come on.
451
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,360
Where's the fucking phone?
452
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,165
I got a fuckin' emergency!
453
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:15,811
[Medhi sighing]
454
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:18,080
Surprised it
took this long.
455
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,815
That dude had
some demons.
456
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,350
Do I need to
talk to the cops?
457
00:17:22,984 --> 00:17:24,553
No cops.
We don't like cops.
458
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:29,291
Wait, so does this mean
I'm Site Manager now?
459
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,094
Well, you've always been the
"unofficial" Site Manager.
460
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,929
You know, Bennett's out.
You're in.
461
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:34,896
Light the fire
in your gut.
462
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,765
Let your balls drop.
463
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,167
Is everyone still pissed
at me about the robot?
464
00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,303
Medhi:
Probably.
465
00:17:41,303 --> 00:17:42,771
Good luck with that.
466
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,778
Yeah, if you
wanna stay local,
467
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,113
you basically have
three choices.
468
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,314
You could do
more retail...
469
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:53,548
Mmm.
470
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:55,917
The trades or
sell your body.
471
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,552
The original trade.
472
00:17:57,552 --> 00:17:58,954
Yeah, it's respectable.
473
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,122
Audrey:
Okay, so what should I be?
474
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,390
Should I be
an electrician,
475
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,925
a pipe fitter
or a painter?
476
00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:06,761
Well, I'd say lose the
tinsel and try the carpenters.
477
00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:08,597
They're taking in
anyone off the street.
478
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,967
That's what my daddy
did actually. Yeah.
479
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,569
And he always said "stay away
from hammers and heartbreakers,"
480
00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:16,138
so I never thought
I stood a chance.
481
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,406
Yeah, well, your daddy
had a point once,
482
00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:20,976
but the workforce
is 3.9% chicks now.
483
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,779
You wanna push
us over four?
484
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:28,783
I don't know.
Can I do safety?
485
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:33,989
Oh fuck no, no.
No. Fuck that.
486
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,790
You don't wanna do my job.
487
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,792
I basically babysit
all the trades
488
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,427
and make sure they
don't kill themselves.
489
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,998
Yeah, but your-your lunch
break was over an hour ago.
490
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,432
Mm-hmm.
491
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:46,635
And someone will
clock me out.
492
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,803
Wow.
493
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:49,804
Steph:
Right?
494
00:18:49,804 --> 00:18:51,039
You got a sweet gig, Steph.
495
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:55,010
Yeah, I mean,
pay is decent too.
496
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,811
I mean, it ain't
"fuck you" money but...
497
00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,181
it'll cover the round.
498
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,650
Actually sounds like
a fuckin' good time.
499
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:03,251
Cheers to that.
500
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,388
[alarm beeping]
501
00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:07,822
Ooh.
502
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:16,031
[gentle music]
503
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,400
Today is a good day.
504
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:25,040
[gentle music continues]
505
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,042
You taking my
Women's Under 30's?
506
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,043
Maybe.
507
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,844
Dude, read the bottle.
508
00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:31,680
You might have to
go bra shopping.
509
00:19:33,081 --> 00:19:34,482
Which one screams management?
510
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,518
I dunno, the blue one.
511
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,690
Guy, your life is sweet, okay.
512
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,658
You got your shit together.
513
00:19:43,658 --> 00:19:46,494
You have four
identical blue shirts.
514
00:19:47,262 --> 00:19:49,664
You have two families.
515
00:19:49,664 --> 00:19:51,499
Me and Dad and your guys.
516
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,237
I feel like the more
I try to please everyone,
517
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,871
I end up pleasing no one.
518
00:19:58,106 --> 00:20:00,342
Well, the robot
isn't the problem.
519
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:03,245
It's the change
that comes with it.
520
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,879
What does Dad always say?
521
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,083
Don't be a pussy?
522
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,884
No, the other one.
523
00:20:09,884 --> 00:20:12,520
If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
524
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,258
Hey Audrey!
- Fuck.
525
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,093
Auds! Hey, whaddaya say, girly?
526
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,561
A little poke and a smoke?
527
00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:23,298
I have plans.
You're not in 'em.
528
00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:24,899
Okay, that's-that's cool.
529
00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,006
Thanks.
530
00:20:33,575 --> 00:20:35,543
Todd:
When you went down,
531
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:37,112
I totally froze.
532
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,480
Then I started thinking
about all the times
533
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,148
you fucked with me.
534
00:20:40,148 --> 00:20:42,550
And a part of me wanted
you to kick the bucket.
535
00:20:44,152 --> 00:20:45,754
Tryin' to finish the job?
536
00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:47,922
What are you doing here?
537
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:51,026
That didn't sound
like much of a denial.
538
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,162
Bennett's still a slimy
piece of filthy shit
539
00:20:54,162 --> 00:20:55,730
but we still
got him covered.
540
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:57,299
Todd:
That's what that was.
541
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,967
I saw you all talking
in the yard earlier
542
00:20:58,967 --> 00:20:59,968
and I just, I thought,
543
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:00,969
I don't know.
544
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,737
You thought it
was about you?
545
00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:04,739
Holy fuck, man.
546
00:21:04,739 --> 00:21:06,374
Oh come on. Pay up.
547
00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:10,945
Cheap!
548
00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:14,115
Still fuckin' cheap!
549
00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:15,784
Todd:
Here.
550
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,352
Fuck.
551
00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:21,222
Thing is, there's no next
of kin that we know of.
552
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,125
Could just pocket it all.
553
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,126
Todd:
Gimme that.
554
00:21:25,126 --> 00:21:26,995
Fer fuck sakes.
555
00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:28,963
Damn you and your
fine morals.
556
00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:32,767
I fucked up, didn't I?
557
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:34,135
Bringin' in the
Metalschlong,
558
00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,137
chasing the promotion.
559
00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:40,342
Backwoods:
Dude, corporate don't give a shit about me, you or him.
560
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,178
Not understanding that is the
biggest mistake you're making.
561
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,612
That's it.
562
00:21:46,214 --> 00:21:47,349
You're totally
fuckin' right.
563
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,383
Thanks, brother.
564
00:21:48,383 --> 00:21:49,551
I love you, brother.
565
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,019
You'll be fine.
566
00:21:52,654 --> 00:21:54,556
You know what?
Here's what you should do.
567
00:21:54,556 --> 00:21:55,623
Put your dick in his hand,
568
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:56,624
take a picture.
569
00:21:56,624 --> 00:21:59,194
When he wakes up,
you got somethin' on him.
570
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,628
You're welcome.
571
00:22:02,397 --> 00:22:08,370
[quirky playful music]
572
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:13,808
?
573
00:22:13,808 --> 00:22:19,814
[gentle music]
574
00:22:19,814 --> 00:22:27,655
?
575
00:22:28,857 --> 00:22:29,824
Huh.
576
00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:32,227
A Metallsicherung 1200.
577
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,661
Todd:
You got it, Medhi!
578
00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:35,063
[laughs] Yeah.
579
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,667
This machine is not
here to replace us.
580
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,202
This machine is a tool,
581
00:22:41,202 --> 00:22:42,670
no different than
an angle grinder,
582
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:43,671
a broom.
583
00:22:43,671 --> 00:22:45,407
You're a tool, Stool!
584
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,242
Okay, enough talk.
585
00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:53,415
[machine humming]
586
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,216
Todd:
Oh, this can't be good.
587
00:22:55,216 --> 00:22:57,051
Oh my God!
What's goin' on?
588
00:22:57,886 --> 00:22:59,220
That was not
supposed to happen!
589
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:02,223
[machine sputtering]
[background chattering]
590
00:23:02,223 --> 00:23:04,058
Homer:
Backwoods, you owe me fifty bucks!
591
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,227
Yep. And that, folks,
592
00:23:06,227 --> 00:23:08,263
is what German precision
engineering looks like.
593
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,264
[laughing]
594
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,432
Homer:
Now let's get a brewsks.
595
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:13,067
I can't believe I stayed
late for this shit.
596
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:14,436
I don't know what happened.
597
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,104
So weird.
598
00:23:18,306 --> 00:23:19,240
Well that's that.
599
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,708
You think they bought it?
600
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,277
One hell of an
acting performance.
601
00:23:23,311 --> 00:23:26,648
[reflective music]
602
00:23:26,648 --> 00:23:30,718
[urine tinkling]
[electricity crackling]
603
00:23:33,755 --> 00:23:35,123
Yes!
604
00:23:36,491 --> 00:23:38,126
Huh?
605
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,528
[chuckling]
606
00:23:41,496 --> 00:23:43,331
Good to have you back, brother.
607
00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:44,933
Happy Friday, my friend!
608
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,535
Let's get drinkin'.
609
00:23:53,942 --> 00:23:55,376
[chuckling]
610
00:23:58,346 --> 00:24:01,483
I'm not sure Snax
understands work politics.
611
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,917
I don't know, man.
612
00:24:02,917 --> 00:24:04,486
But it's not like
they build shit.
613
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,955
I mean, they move into
attics, under decks.
614
00:24:06,955 --> 00:24:08,323
They're scavengers.
615
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,757
[Snax chittering]
616
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,493
I joined the
Carpenters today.
617
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,927
Fuck off!
618
00:24:12,927 --> 00:24:15,396
Yep. I'm done resisting.
619
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,533
I'm sick of working
eight hours a day
620
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:19,934
and earning minimum wage
621
00:24:19,934 --> 00:24:22,370
dealing with other
people's shit.
622
00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:23,505
Literally.
623
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:27,775
This way I can start
paying you some rent.
624
00:24:27,775 --> 00:24:31,145
Hell, maybe I can even
get my own place.
625
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:37,185
Like what happens if you have
a kid or get a girlfriend?
626
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,788
Why did you say
it in that order?
627
00:24:40,788 --> 00:24:42,323
[chuckling]
628
00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:44,192
I'm not gonna be
a burden anymore.
629
00:24:46,761 --> 00:24:48,530
How'd it go with
your robot today?
630
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,564
Oh that. Ha.
631
00:24:49,564 --> 00:24:51,199
What did you do?
632
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,535
Ah, nothin'.
633
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,603
I actually might have
pissed away my future.
634
00:24:58,406 --> 00:24:59,741
Chelsea [on phone]:
I'm just pulling in now.
635
00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:01,809
I'll contact you
once I know more.
636
00:25:04,579 --> 00:25:10,552
[soft bright music]
637
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:30,038
? This little bitty town
it ain't nothing new
638
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:38,079
? We all stick around
'cause they all tell us to
639
00:25:40,448 --> 00:25:46,321
? Swallow your pride just
to make your family proud
640
00:25:48,456 --> 00:25:54,329
? If I didn't think that it
would shut the whole place down
641
00:25:56,464 --> 00:26:02,437
? I'd ride my pony right
out of this one horse town
642
00:26:04,472 --> 00:26:06,908
? Yeah this one
horse town ?
643
00:26:08,476 --> 00:26:14,248
? This little bitty town,
oh yeah it ain't nothing new
644
00:26:16,651 --> 00:26:18,686
{\an8}? We all stick around
645
00:26:24,926 --> 00:26:26,394
{\an8}? Swallow your pride
646
00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:30,098
{\an8}? Just to keep
your family proud
647
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:38,706
{\an8}? If I didn't think that it
would shut the whole thing down
648
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:49,283
{\an8}? I'd saddle that one horse and
ride it right out of this town ?
649
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:53,883
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