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This is me.
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Nice gaff. Posho.
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Oh, no. My parents
bought it in the '80s,
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It was like a different
time. We're not rich.
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It's a joke. Oh.
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I had a great time
tonight. Me, too.
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Can we do this again?
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Maybe. Mm-hm.
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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CAR DOOR SHUTS
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MUSIC: 'Jackpot' by
Sorcha Richardson.
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♪ Red light, break
it If you want it
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♪ I'm a good time I'll
take you to the summit... ♪
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I should probably... Yeah.
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Yeah. SHE CLEARS THROAT.
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♪ I promise that you'll love it
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♪ It's a thin line
But everybody does it
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♪ And that first night
I saw you in the city
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♪ By the church yard Knew
that this would kill me... ♪
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Definitely do this
again. Definitely.
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SHE MOANS, THEY BREATHE HEAVILY
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♪ If it's a long game
Then I know how to play it
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♪ That's my first name... ♪
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Do you want to come inside?
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Oh, it's fine. Everyone's
having sex in there.
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HE CHUCKLES, MUSIC CUTS
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Shiv... HE PANTS
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I'm opening tomorrow.
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Don't be so fucking boring.
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I just... It's fine.
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Shiv, just... stop, will you?
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Sorry. I just think we
should probably... you know.
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Oh, yeah. No, course. Course.
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HE BREATHES HEAVILY
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Great night, though.
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Totally. THEY CHUCKLE.
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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How long were you seeing
Shane before you...
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What? Rode him.
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It's what you meant.
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Was it a couple of
dates or... Minutes?
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CUP THUDS
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And, like... were you
sure he wanted to?
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Jesus, Shiv, I'm not rapey.
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Yeah, no, I know.
I just meant...
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Is there an appropriate
amount of time
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you're supposed to
wait before you...?
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If you're with the right
person, it doesn't matter.
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I slept with Shane
on our first date.
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Yup!
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Look at us now.
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He climbs out your bedroom
window every time he stays over.
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He's not good with family, OK?
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Shit! Fuck-off Finbar's up!
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SHE GROANS Is he
actually living here now?
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Where was he living before?
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Morning! ALL: Morning.
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Oh, doing a clear-out?
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Date night, and I've
nothing to wear.
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Really?
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SHE SIGHS Well, nothing
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sexy, you know.
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Oh.
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Cos you have to make the effort.
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What, to keep them interested?
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How do you even
know when they are?
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Oh, I think you
know. I'm exhausted!
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SHE EXHALES LOUDLY
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Well, I could come shopping.
Help you look for something?
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Not that I know
anything about men.
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No, it's all right, love.
I'll find something.
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Oh, Jesus, is that the time?
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I'm gonna be late.
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Morning. Morning.
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That hedge could do with a trim.
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I'll call the guy
who did it last time.
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Ah, no, no, no, no. I'll do it.
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There's no point in
spending good money.
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Right.
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Is there any news of Pam's
trial? Have they set a date yet?
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I can't talk now,
Tom. I have a meeting.
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Right.
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SHE SIGHS It's what
you're paid for, Bibi!
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I'm sorry. I forgot.
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What's going on?
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We've no-one to
teach the geriatrics.
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The...? The over-60s
evening class.
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Shelley's on maternity. Again
(!) Bibi forgot to get cover.
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Well, she's always
popping out babies.
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How am I meant to keep up?
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SHE TUTS AND SIGHS Shit!
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It's life drawing class.
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This is the only reason
they even sign up!
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I could cover.
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You?
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I have a degree in fine art.
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Really? It was on my CV.
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I can show you my
portfolio, if you...
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No. God, no-one
wants to see that.
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Are you free the next
three Tuesday nights?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fine. You can do it.
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Really?
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Oh, my God. Thanks, Dearbhla.
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But remember, they
don't like pronouns,
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they will expect biscuits,
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and thank fuck the model's already
booked because it's the only...
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This is the only bit of tit
they have seen since 1996.
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Hiya there.
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HE GRUNTS
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OK, all the best!
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TYRES SCREECH, THUMP
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Oh...
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Is it a bit young?
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It's fabulous!
Look at those pins!
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DOOR OPENS Ant.
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Tell me the truth. Am I
mutton dressed as lamb?
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You're mutton
dressed as something.
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Don't mind Oedipus
here. You look fab!
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Finbar'll be jizzing
in his little Y's.
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Sorry, you are?
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Oh, this is Billy. My
sponsor. Slash stylist.
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Queer eye to get
Ma the ride, wha'?
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OK... CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY
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Are we going for lunch?
Cos I only have the hour.
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Oh... Billy's gonna join.
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Cool.
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Have we met before? You
look kind of familiar.
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Listen, honey, full disclosure.
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When I was on the lash, I rode
half of Dublin in full blackout.
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Could've given you a suck,
wouldn't have a fuck.
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Gone are them days,
wha'? HE CHUCKLES.
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Aw. Isn't he brilliant?
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Here you go, cappuccino
for the man. Thanks.
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Thank you. How you feeling?
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Er, good, yeah. Feel fine.
Yeah. And how's the... the back?
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I always had a bit of
a twinge, you know.
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Nothing to do with the...
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It's only a little bump, you
know. No big deal. I'm fine.
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Looking forward to
going back out there.
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Listen, Tom. You've been
here a while, right?
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A good while, yeah.
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I'll work till I'm dead.
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But obviously, like, with
this, er... accident...
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It was a bump.
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But we have to be
careful cos... insurance.
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All that jazz.
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Davy said you'd a crash on
the motorway, few years back.
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What? No!
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Oh... erm, my daughter was...
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It-it... It was nothing.
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Look, Tom.
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You're old school.
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And we respect that! We do.
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Customers love you, you've
got great relationships...
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But, erm, this is a business.
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We've got targets now,
and you're... Slow.
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Slower. And maybe not
safe on the roads.
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Nobody wants to retire.
Well, except me.
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At 40, when I'm a millionaire.
You beat me to it!
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HE CHUCKLES Yeah.
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Obviously, we'll
need the van back.
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It was so weird, Karen.
The way he just...
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He made me feel like I'd... I'd
crossed a line or something.
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Maybe you did. What?
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No. No. He was definitely
about to come in, and then...
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Your inner addict wanted
instant gratification.
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You have told him
you're a drunk, right?
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Well... I mean...
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No. Not yet.
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I thought we agreed! THUD.
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Radical honesty if you're
gonna start dating.
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It hasn't come up! He
barely drinks himself.
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Well, that's a
bit fuckin' weird.
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Well, he's always working late
or, you know, opening early.
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Which is a bit weird for...
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Oh, my God, do you
think he's married?
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No.
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Then he's just totally
repulsed by me,
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and now, he's texting
me to finish it,
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and I'm gonna be rejected, and
I knew this was gonna happen.
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I knew! I shouldn't have...
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You're doing that thing
again. 'What thing?'
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'Letting another man unhinge ya.
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'Are you there? Shiv?'
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Jesus Christ.
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'What? Is it a
man?' I have to go.
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LOUD THUDS Shiv?
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Oi, Shiv, wait up!
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Hey, what are you
doing? Hi, Jack.
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Do you know how long I've been
trying to get hold of you?
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I've been texting, calling...
I changed my number.
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Oh. I just thought you
were back in London.
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No. I didn't go back to...
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I have to go. What?!
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We've nothing to say
to each other, Jack.
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Wait.
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You didn't change
your number cos of me?
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I, er, I... BABY STARTS CRYING.
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You should deal with that.
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Hey! Hey...
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Hey, it's OK. Hey, hey. It's
OK. Look, whoa... Shiv?!
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SHE EXHALES SHARPLY
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Oh, fuck!
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It's like she's had a
full frontal lobotomy.
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You mean a frontal-lobe lobotomy?
Like, you can't get five minutes
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with her anymore
without Fuck-off Finbar
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or Billy blowing
smoke up her arse.
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Like, who even is
Billy? She seems happy.
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MOBILE VIBRATES
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It's all her fault.
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Hi, Shiv, you've broken Mum.
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What? Would I... Would I
have to be totally naked?
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How much?
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HE SNORTS See ya later.
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Nah, anyway, can't,
meeting Max's pals,
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who only ever talk about law.
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Sorry. Er, her model cancelled.
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Maxie! Hi!
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MAX GASPS
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Heard you're on the O'Brien
case. Can't wait to hear.
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Yeah.
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Right, I'm off.
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All set?
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Erm, Bibi... Thanks
for doing this, Shiv,
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cos if I fuck up one more
time, Dearbhla's gonna fire me,
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and I'm saving for a kitten.
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No worries.
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And think, if this goes well, maybe
they'll give you more teaching
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and you won't have to be a
shitty receptionist forever.
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Jesus, no.
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Whoo-hoo, we're here!
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Aunty Ag? Uncle Joe?
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What are you... What
are you doing here?
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We've been coming to
this class for two years.
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You're not the only artist
in this family, you know.
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Where's Shelley?
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I'm teaching tonight.
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You? With your history?
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What history?
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We're supposed to be doing a
life-drawing class tonight.
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We've been looking
forward to this all term.
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It'd be a terrible shame if
you were to disappoint us now,
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the way you've disappointed
your family your whole life.
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Wouldn't it?
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Well, it's a good thing I
won't be disappointing you
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because we are doing
life-drawing tonight.
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Where's the model?
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DIALLING TONE
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'Hiya, it's Karen.
Leave a message.'
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Shiv.
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I need a massive favour.
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So, what happened to the van?
254
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:07,480
Well... Oh, the engine, er, cut
out when I was doing deliveries.
255
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,216
Had to get it towed.
256
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,976
But they'll get you a
replacement? Yeah. Yeah.
257
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,096
Might have to wait a few weeks.
258
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,576
Jesus, you'll go crazy.
259
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,336
Yeah, I know. Ask Mum
to borrow the car.
260
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,096
What? Ah, no. Why?
261
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,576
She doesn't need it, except for
driving to fucking meetings.
262
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,840
No, I... I don't
want to bother her.
263
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,680
Is that Rory?
264
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:41,296
Oh, yeah. Well, at least he's
getting out of the house.
265
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,616
Who's that with him?
266
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:47,280
Probably just a running
buddy from the track.
267
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,920
Right.
268
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,376
CAR HORN
269
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,056
Er, it's green, love.
270
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,376
CAR BEEPS It's green!
271
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,400
CAR BEEPS AGAIN Oh, right. Yeah.
272
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,976
OK. So, welcome to the class.
273
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,376
I'm Shiv, I'll be teaching.
274
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,016
This is Alex. He'll
be... modelling.
275
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,576
If I'd known it was
gonna be a bloke,
276
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,016
I would have watched
the football.
277
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,536
ALEX CHUCKLES
278
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,960
If you just wanna...
ALEX CLEARS THROAT.
279
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,056
Oh. Ooh.
280
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:50,080
S... So, er, for this class, we
won't get into too much detail.
281
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,760
We're simply looking at shape...
282
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,096
Very nice.
283
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,856
And er, proportion.
284
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,576
Generous, I'd say. Very.
285
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,416
He's not a piece of meat, OK?
Let's just show some respect!
286
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,616
Alex is a... friend
of mine, and a person,
287
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,536
who has very kindly
agreed to model for us,
288
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,496
so let's all just be mindful
of making him feel comfortable,
289
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,416
and safe and not pressurised.
290
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,336
Let's just all respect
his boundaries.
291
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,816
So, he's not a professional
model? No. Not full time. No.
292
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,136
What do you do the rest of the time?
I work in the restaurant sector.
293
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,656
Yes, he manages The Pony
Cafe around the corner.
294
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,136
Owns. Owns? I own The Pony Cafe.
295
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,256
Oh! I didn't... I didn't know.
296
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,496
And the Longwood in Portobello.
297
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,376
Oh, I didn't realise you...
I heard that's very good.
298
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,736
And The Lobster Pot in
Stoneybatter. The Lobster Pot?!
299
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,376
Didn't that get a
Michelin star? Yeah.
300
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,896
You own three restaurants.
AUNTY AG: Very enterprising.
301
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,776
How well do you know this fella?
302
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,496
I had a lovely red snapper at the
Longwood only a few weeks ago.
303
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,376
OK! OK, let's just
get back to the...
304
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,936
Point here is to capture
the important things.
305
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,736
Light and shade, cock
position, perspective...
306
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,040
THEY CHUCKLE
307
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,696
Co... composition.
308
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,016
Just do your best, everyone, OK?
309
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,416
And I'll be here if
anyone needs any help.
310
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,200
MAN: Think you're
the one who needs it.
311
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,216
Well done, Shiv.
312
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,816
That's a well-stocked
man you've found there.
313
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,880
Thanks, Uncle Joe.
314
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,776
I'm so sorry.
315
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,736
No, look, it's nice to have
an appreciative audience.
316
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,576
And, let's face it,
317
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,256
you've been trying to take
my clothes off since day one.
318
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:44,776
Er, speaking of trying to
get your clothes off...
319
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,056
HE CHUCKLES
320
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:51,336
did I do something last
night to make you feel...
321
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,896
I just thought we were
having a good time and...
322
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,200
We were having a good time.
323
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,656
Did you just not want to?
324
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,176
HE SIGHS
325
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,760
Can I make you dinner?
326
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,176
So, Ant, how's work? Good, yeah.
327
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,616
Really, really good. We're
impressed you even have a job.
328
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,136
THEY CHUCKLE
329
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,096
Hm? He doesn't mean you.
330
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,256
It's just that Max's
other boyfriends were...
331
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,336
What?
332
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,176
He loves a fixer-upper,
put it that way.
333
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,816
A fixer-upper? He has this
thing for broken birds.
334
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,856
You know, guys with no
direction, or ambition or...
335
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,536
Cash. And Maxie's
such a catch...
336
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,696
Mm. It's why it always
goes tits up, you know?
337
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,840
They're never at his level.
338
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,736
Except for you!
339
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,736
God, yeah, you're
like a total step up.
340
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,536
Right? Mm. Yep.
341
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,696
What's wrong with
you? THEY LAUGH.
342
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,336
MAX: Look who I met at the bar.
343
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,696
This is Mikail, he
works at my gym.
344
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:57,120
Annie, Ryan, my boyfriend,
Ant. MIKAIL: Nice to meet you.
345
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,296
I can't believe you own
three restaurants...
346
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,056
HE CHUCKLES
347
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,256
What, did you think I was
just some sexy barista?
348
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,256
Kind of, yeah.
349
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,120
HE CLEARS THROAT
350
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,760
Why didn't you tell me?
351
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,280
I kind of felt you were
holding something back.
352
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,736
And I couldn't
figure it out, so...
353
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,096
I guess I started
holding back, too.
354
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,440
I dunno.
355
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,416
I'm sober. Like... Like, now?
356
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,840
As in, I-I used to drink. A lot.
357
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,176
I have a problem.
358
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,456
And I go to meetings
and I have a sponsor,
359
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,000
and not drinking is basically the
most important thing in my life.
360
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,296
Oh, and I've made some really
fucked-up choices in relationships.
361
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,776
And even though I'm
not drinking anymore,
362
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,256
I... I still feel that
addicty part of me, you know,
363
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,656
just moving too fast or
wanting instant gratification,
364
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,616
or being totally,
totally inappropriate...
365
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,016
Shiv... which, if I was, by
the way, the other night,
366
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,096
I'm... I'm really sorry.
Look, I've... I've...
367
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,096
You know, I haven't dated anyone
in, like, a really long time,
368
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,336
and no-one as nice as you.
369
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,776
And I just think it's... Shiv.
370
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,896
Very important that we're
honest with each other.
371
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,776
So, if you're, like...
If you've gone off me,
372
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,176
or if you're not really into
this anymore, or if, like,
373
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,736
what I'm saying is, like,
way too fuckin'... Shiv.
374
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,456
Mm-hm. I appreciate
you telling me.
375
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,256
Oh.
376
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,176
And, look, I've my
own baggage too, OK?
377
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,160
I mean, my family...
378
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,920
Nightmare.
379
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,896
Well, you've met my
Aunty Ag, so... Yeah.
380
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,560
Think she liked me. Yeah.
381
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,976
My old lad's been in and out
of jail a couple of times.
382
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,320
And, erm...
383
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:33,896
I've had some trust
stuff in the past.
384
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,760
People that were close to
me, letting me down. Mm.
385
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,320
I like you.
386
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,400
I like you, too.
387
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,536
And instead of just
jumping into bed
388
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,376
and ripping each other's
clothes off, which...
389
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,576
I do wanna do, by the way...
390
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,176
HE CHUCKLES
391
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,056
I thought maybe we'd just
get to know each other first,
392
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,080
and build something proper.
393
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,776
So long as that's something
that you're interested in.
394
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,136
Oh, yeah. I'd be definitely...
be... Yeah, I... Yeah.
395
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,896
Yeah? Yeah.
396
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,480
♪ Well, it was so easy
Just to fall in love
397
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,440
♪ But it's a whole different
story Just to stay in love
398
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,656
♪ Oh, was he tall
And was he handsome
399
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,160
♪ Was he a breath
of fresh air... ♪
400
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,696
Blowjob?
401
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,296
♪ Charming and enticing
She could take you
402
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,816
♪ Out of here
403
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,640
♪ Cos you're young And you're
full of joy in your steps
404
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,080
♪ And no-one's gonna tell
you What's coming next... ♪
405
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,960
HE SIGHS
406
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,776
♪ Well, it was so easy... ♪
407
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:16,216
Well, look at you! ♪
Just to fall in love
408
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,240
♪ But it's a whole different
story Just to stay in love
409
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:27,920
♪ So come home, stay
here Tell me what to do
410
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:35,616
♪ Oh, go home and stay there
Would you tell me what to do?
411
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,056
♪ Oh, come home and stay here
412
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,256
♪ Tell me what to do
413
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,056
♪ Oh, go home and stay there
414
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,080
♪ Tell me what I should do... ♪
415
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,096
ALEX CHUCKLES
416
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,960
What about health
and safety? Fuck it.
417
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,136
Still taking it slow?
418
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,280
Absolutely.
419
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,936
♪ That it feels like that
420
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:13,896
♪ Oh, if it's so easy
421
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,056
♪ I'll throw it back to you
422
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,296
♪ And if it's so easy, yeah
423
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,456
♪ I still don't know what to do
424
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,800
♪ Oh, it's so damn
difficult To ask how you are
425
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,696
♪ It was so damn difficult
To know who you were
426
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,056
♪ Are you fickle,
are you bitter?
427
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,480
♪ Look for something knew
428
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:48,576
♪ Are you tired, are you sickened
That you could not see it through? ♪
429
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,960
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