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Aww, yeah! All decked out as your heroes
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for the Asian Heritage
Month costume party.
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Yep, I'm my dancing hero,
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Kyle Hanagami. He's a total badass.
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Yeah, no, I'm a real badass hero:
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MMA fighter, and mental
health advocate, Angela Lee.
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Who are you?
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Who am I?
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- Are you joking?
- I know who you are.
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You're the most breath-taking person
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I've ever seen, and not just
on this lake, in the universe.
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You're Short Round.
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Of course, Dr. Jones.
Ke Huy Quan is my guy.
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And you are?
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Keanu Reeves, from The
Lakehouse, obviously.
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The Lakehouse? For Keanu?
Not that obvious, babe.
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I thought your Asian idol
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was the guy from the
Korean barbecue place.
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I couldn't pick just one.
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From entrepreneur to
municipal councillor,
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Vernon Park is an inspiration.
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I think of myself as a young him.
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Wait. Since when is Keanu Reeves Asian?
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Oh, his grandmother is Chinese-Hawaiian.
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Oh, yeah.
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That makes me feel so much
better that he's your hall pass.
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And mine.
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Oh, please don't talk about
hall passes in front of us.
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What? Everyone's got one.
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Mmm...
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BOTH: Keanu.
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? I just want to be with you ?
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Esteemed municipal councillors,
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there is a need in Rockridge,
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and that need is more summer camps.
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Do you have to do this every day?
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Yes! My pitch to council is tomorrow.
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From what I've heard,
they do not mess around.
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We just introduced the pie charts.
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Currently, only 15% of kids
that apply to camps get in.
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Fifteen? I thought you
were saying 50 all week.
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(ITALIAN ACCENT) And
that's why we make-a da pie.
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But if we utilize empty municipal spaces
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and recruit students
needing summer jobs,
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we can expand the programs to include...
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drama, music, art.
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Sky is the limit.
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And with all the waitlisted
kids actually getting into camps,
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it pays for itself.
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In conclusion, this program assures
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that all kids and families
who want camps, get camps.
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Thank you.
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Woo-hoo! I got goose bumps.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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?
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HUDSON: Dawg!
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What's with the face?
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It's Korean barbecue Vern.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah!
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From the sign and your t-shirt.
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He's also a municipal councillor.
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HUDSON: Oh!
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This is fate smiling down.
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You should go talk to him
and soft pitch the pitch.
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- Ah!
- Aah!
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(BOTH MAKING HIGH-PITCH SOUNDS)
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CAMILLE: No, no, no, no.
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It's not too last minute.
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At Cam Pham Eats, we can
whip up a dinner in no time.
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- Okay. See you tonight.
- (RAMESH HUMMING)
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Guess what, Dad? I am booked up
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all through July and I'm
still squeezing people in.
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Love that for you.
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- (DOOR CLOSING)
- Hey, Khia's home!
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Oh! Hey, baby girl, how was camping?
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Ehh. Meh.
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Why are we dancing?
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Oh. Big news. Ahh! I found a condo.
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- For what?
- To live in.
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I put an offer in this morning.
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Wow. We're gonna miss you, Nanaji.
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- Uh...
- Okay, I need to take a shower.
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Yes, you do. Shall I
pull up some pictures?
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Um, maybe later. I have
to, um, prep for tonight.
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Don't spread yourself too thin.
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You'll have to save your
energy to help me move.
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Hmm.
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Leo, where is my charger?
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Hey, a little privacy?
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Hey, don't steal my charger.
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LEO: You're cranky.
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How was camping with Valentina?
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You ever really hype up
a weekend only to find out
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that your girlfriend
doesn't have any emotions?
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No.
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Give it time.
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What are you writing?
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Hey!
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Brett, will you give me a
chance at the graduation dance?
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This is gonna be the sweetest
grade eight grad ever.
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Get out!
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Hold on.
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Before you waste your time,
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what's Brett's love language?
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English.
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No. Say that you put a
lot of thought into a gift
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for a special occasion,
would Brett laugh in your face
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or would she appreciate
the effort and gesture?
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I have no idea.
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You don't want to start
something with Brett
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just to find out that
you're not compatible.
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We've got work to do.
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Fine, but can you shower first?
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What did you just say to me?
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LEO: What are you
doing? Get away from me!
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- Go away!
- Smell it!
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Hi. I'm a huge fan.
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Pleasure to meet you, A Huge Fan.
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(LAUGHING)
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Dad joke - love it.
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My name is Andrew Pham.
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Andrew. Of course!
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I read that article about you
and your early hours nightclub.
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Excellent initiative.
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- Please sit, sit.
- Thank you.
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(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)
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That really put Bubble Bae on my radar,
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and I love supporting
our Asian community,
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especially when it involves egg tarts.
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(LAUGHING) I love egg tarts, too.
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So, I'm actually pitching
to council tomorrow.
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It's an initiative to expand
our summer camp program,
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so no child is left behind.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Hmm. My kids never got into summer camp.
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You know, they lived at
the water park all summer.
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- It cost me a fortune.
- Right?
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And that's the story
for a lot of families.
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Hey, any chance you could give
me some advice for the pitch?
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Hmm...
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Well, there's only one
real way to succeed.
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Okay.
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Bring it.
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Oh, I got all the numbers and charts.
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Numbers shmumbers.
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We've got 43 proposals to evaluate.
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These presentations can be
a real snooze-fest, you know?
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I want to have fun.
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Okay, okay.
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I was born to razzle and dazzle.
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You know, you remind me of a young me,
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except with taller hair.
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- Huh?
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Well, I gotta go.
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Really looking forward to
hearing your pitch tomorrow.
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This has meant more to me
than I can explain. Thank you.
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Wow.
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BOTH: It's razzle-dazzle time!
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No, I totally understand.
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No one wants to end the
night with violent diarrhea.
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No, of course, I will
not be charging you.
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- Well, I hope the rest of...
- (CALL DISCONNECTS)
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And they hung up. Okay.
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Tonight's dinner didn't go so well?
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I mixed up my dishes.
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A vegan ate chicken. The
results were explosive.
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Babe, have you seen that glove
I made with the laser pointers?
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Oh, yeah, it's in the, um...
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... nightstand.
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Oh, yeah.
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(EXHALING SHARPLY, SIGHING)
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In any case, the
papers have been signed.
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I'm moving out.
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Ramesh Devani is a mooch no more.
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No, I shouldn't have taken that dinner.
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I'm overbooked. I'm stretched too thin.
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Ah, we're still on you.
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Pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Although, it does remind me
of a lecture I used to give,
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entitled "The Entrepreneur's First No".
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HUDSON: Ah, you got me!
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Camille, there comes a
time in every small business
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where you either have to
grow or start saying no.
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HUDSON: Aah! My eyes!
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Babe, how late is the
optometrist open till?
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Never mind, we'll just go.
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I'm fine, man. Lasers fix eyes.
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Okay, no, I will drive you.
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My new place has 10-foot
ceilings, if anybody cares.
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All right, and next for
our final presentation,
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we have community development
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with a summer camp
revitalization initiative.
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(RAP BEAT PLAYING)
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? Refresh the debt,
always come correct ?
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Esteemed municipal councillors,
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the children of this community
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have been underserved every summer.
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There is a serious need... in Rockridge,
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and that need...
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is more camps.
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(RAP BEAT PLAYING)
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?
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(PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
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(CONTINUES PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
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?
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(PLAYING DISCORDANT NOTE)
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?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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BOTH: Ta-da!
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I'm... confused by what we just saw,
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but I have been quite impressed
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with your work this year, Andrew.
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I really... I think
you're onto something.
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Do you have any numbers to back it up?
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- Absolutely.
- VERNON: Really, Evelyn?
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That was a lot of needless razzle-dazzle
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that didn't have any business sense,
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which is what this council needs,
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especially considering the
upcoming election cycle.
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Let's vote. All in favour of
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squandering the public's money...
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- Squandering?
- ... on this summer camp
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revitalization program?
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Just... just...
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Just one?
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All opposed?
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ANDREW: No, no, no.
Are you joking? What?
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And that concludes
today's council session.
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But, but, but, but, but, but...
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Meeting adjourned.
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- Hey, Vernon!
- (SIGHING)
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Mmm...
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Mm!
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Excuse me.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm everywhere, man.
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What happened? You told
me to put on a show.
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Did I?
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You sabotaged me.
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Look, don't take it personally.
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In business, you got to
look out for yourself.
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Gentlemen.
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How could you?
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You know, you really do
remind me of a young me,
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back when I was a chump.
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(LAUGHING)
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HUDSON: Bad man!
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You're a very bad man!
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I really am a chump.
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Oh, don't say that. We'll try again.
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No, man.
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It's been a year trying to get
this project going and failing.
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I keep trying to improve Rockridge,
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but everybody else wants
it to stay the same.
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I'm done.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Eight more... (MUTTERING)
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- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- Can you not hear that?
259
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Huh? What? Oh. Uh, sorry.
260
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I'm just finishing up some invoices.
261
00:10:22,507 --> 00:10:23,842
- Oh!
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
262
00:10:23,843 --> 00:10:25,511
I wish someone else
would just do this for me.
263
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It's called a business manager.
264
00:10:27,047 --> 00:10:28,245
Hey, babe?
265
00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:30,382
- Your publisher's here.
- CAMILLE: What?
266
00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:32,984
Oh, Madeline! What are you doing here?
267
00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:35,386
I have been trying to
reach you for an hour.
268
00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:37,455
You made Alanis Morissette's book list.
269
00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:39,324
BOTH: You Oughta Know About These Books?
270
00:10:39,325 --> 00:10:41,726
- Yes!
- Holy crap!
271
00:10:41,861 --> 00:10:44,863
- Aww, yeah!
- (ALL WHOOPING)
272
00:10:44,865 --> 00:10:47,399
We're setting up a six-week
book tour this summer
273
00:10:47,401 --> 00:10:48,933
to leverage the publicity!
274
00:10:48,969 --> 00:10:51,803
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah!
275
00:10:51,872 --> 00:10:53,471
But I thought you were booked up
276
00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:55,074
with dinners through the summer?
277
00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,341
Right!
278
00:10:56,342 --> 00:10:57,877
This tour means morning shows, signings.
279
00:10:57,878 --> 00:10:59,544
This is huge publicity.
280
00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:01,546
Right, right!
281
00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:02,747
Can I think about it?
282
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,949
This is how your book
becomes a bestseller.
283
00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:06,552
The wheels are already in motion.
284
00:11:06,553 --> 00:11:07,685
- Mmm.
- Fine.
285
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,621
You have till tomorrow to decide.
286
00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:14,092
May I offer a thought?
287
00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:16,495
Dad, please, let me just
enjoy this for a moment.
288
00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:18,562
Yes, of course. I'll get the champagne.
289
00:11:18,598 --> 00:11:20,298
ANDREW: Oh!
290
00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,500
Book tour!
291
00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:24,770
Oh, so are we also
celebrating your camp project?
292
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,839
Actually, I got backstabbed.
Council turned me down.
293
00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:29,507
What? Oh, babe, I'm so sorry.
294
00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,310
It's fine. I'll take
vacation days and go on tour
295
00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:35,446
with my soon-to-be
best-selling author wife.
296
00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:36,848
- Really?
- Yeah!
297
00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:40,518
You know, we should... really celebrate.
298
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,853
Oh.
299
00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:43,988
Let's get the laser glove.
300
00:11:44,057 --> 00:11:46,191
Yes! Yeah! Yes! Let's
get the laser glove.
301
00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:50,995
Start with a toast to
my successful daughter...
302
00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:52,329
(DOOR CLOSING)
303
00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:57,335
Hmm. And my new marble countertops.
304
00:11:58,738 --> 00:12:00,338
ANDREW: Ah, my eye!
305
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,274
Hey, Khia.
306
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,675
Hey.
307
00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:06,544
Are you still mad?
308
00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:09,413
It's okay.
309
00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:11,616
To be fair, you didn't know
310
00:12:11,617 --> 00:12:14,086
that celebrating our
three-month anniversary
311
00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:16,620
for the first time we
held hands was a thing.
312
00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:18,556
No, I didn't.
313
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,825
But the gift you gave me is adorkable,
314
00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:22,560
and I love it.
315
00:12:22,562 --> 00:12:25,563
LEO: But it's from a
shortfin mako, your favourite.
316
00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:28,632
It's creepy. Sorry.
317
00:12:32,973 --> 00:12:35,106
- Great advice, Khia.
- What happened?
318
00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:36,642
I was going to ask my friend to grad,
319
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,110
but Khia said I should
get her a gift first
320
00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:39,644
to test our compatibility.
321
00:12:39,646 --> 00:12:41,379
So, I gave her a shark tooth.
322
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:42,713
Yikes.
323
00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:44,950
Well, they did a school
project together on sharks.
324
00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:46,001
It means something.
325
00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:47,069
Well, she hated it.
326
00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:50,321
You said how she reacts would
tell me if I was wasting my time.
327
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:51,455
Now, what do I do?
328
00:12:51,491 --> 00:12:53,258
Really? Waste of time?
329
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,658
My advice?
330
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,861
Just ask her out and see what she says.
331
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,863
No tests or games.
332
00:12:58,865 --> 00:12:59,998
Just be yourself.
333
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,666
- I'm gonna go.
- No, wait.
334
00:13:02,702 --> 00:13:03,767
Valentina...
335
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:07,071
Her advice was better.
336
00:13:08,341 --> 00:13:10,140
You think?
337
00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:12,076
Ahh! (SIGHING)
338
00:13:13,479 --> 00:13:16,680
Something stinky's
happening with BBQ Man!
339
00:13:16,716 --> 00:13:17,949
We got the receipts.
340
00:13:17,951 --> 00:13:19,817
(SIGHING) I appreciate this,
341
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:22,086
but I'm done fighting.
342
00:13:22,155 --> 00:13:24,421
What? You can't be. You're Andrew Pham -
343
00:13:24,457 --> 00:13:25,756
you're my Asian idol.
344
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,625
- I am?
- Mine, too.
345
00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:28,759
Now, listen.
346
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,296
Something didn't sit right with me
347
00:13:30,297 --> 00:13:32,030
when Vernon was all like, "In business,
348
00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:33,831
you have to look out for yourself."
349
00:13:33,832 --> 00:13:35,668
Look at this receipt from
the egg tarts he bought.
350
00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,101
Look at the name.
351
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:39,304
"Park Park 001".
352
00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:41,572
So, what? It's his company card.
353
00:13:41,641 --> 00:13:42,907
Yeah, maybe.
354
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:44,576
But check out my credit
card statement from February
355
00:13:44,577 --> 00:13:46,579
when I bought a season's
pass to the water park.
356
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,712
Damn, February?
357
00:13:47,713 --> 00:13:48,814
You gotta get in while it's cool.
358
00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:50,315
"Park Park 001".
359
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,716
Does Vernon own the water park?
360
00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:54,220
If he does, he's definitely benefiting
361
00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:55,855
from not enough camp spots for kids.
362
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:58,026
And there's only one
way to find out, my man.
363
00:13:58,057 --> 00:13:59,107
How?
364
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:02,059
Financial forensics! Here we go!
365
00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,330
ANDREW: Give me those
numbers. What's those numbers?
366
00:14:04,331 --> 00:14:05,411
CATHY: Check this out.
367
00:14:09,135 --> 00:14:10,801
ANDREW: You two, cut it out!
368
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,537
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
369
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:15,406
Park Park, Park Park 003?
370
00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:19,410
?
371
00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:22,781
HUDSON: Park Park Parkity-Park!
372
00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:23,832
Got him!
373
00:14:27,153 --> 00:14:29,820
Whoa! I was just gonna have toast.
374
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,957
I can't talk. I'm double
booked for tonight.
375
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:32,958
Ow! Ow!
376
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,292
Camille!
377
00:14:34,361 --> 00:14:36,027
Can't stop. Must chop.
378
00:14:36,096 --> 00:14:37,829
Babe, this is not the way.
379
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,430
Aah! I already can't keep up.
380
00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:41,632
I mean, how could I possibly go on tour?
381
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:42,901
Though, how could I not?
382
00:14:42,902 --> 00:14:44,904
This could be a
once-in-a-lifetime chance.
383
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,304
ANDREW: Hey...
384
00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:50,441
it's all gonna work out.
We're in this together, okay?
385
00:14:50,443 --> 00:14:52,376
(SIGHING)
386
00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,712
Did you know my dad is moving out?
387
00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:56,581
- No.
- (SIGHING)
388
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,316
I don't know if I want him to go.
389
00:14:58,318 --> 00:14:59,450
Have you told him?
390
00:14:59,585 --> 00:15:00,635
CAMILLE: No.
391
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:04,055
What was all that about last night?
392
00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:07,258
Oh, we figured out Vern
has a conflict of interest.
393
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:08,859
We're gonna expose him,
394
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,529
so they'll have to
re-vote on my camp plan.
395
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,330
So, it might still happen?
396
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:14,999
Yeah, but it'd mean I
can't go on the book tour.
397
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,268
We'll figure it out. Team Pham.
398
00:15:18,305 --> 00:15:19,603
Team Pham.
399
00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:25,876
(SIGHING) Okay.
400
00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:32,316
Hey, Dad.
401
00:15:34,287 --> 00:15:35,686
Can I have one of these?
402
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:37,356
I've grown to love the chalkiness.
403
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,556
Sure.
404
00:15:39,659 --> 00:15:41,692
So, packing up?
405
00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:44,962
Oh, questions about me. Delightful.
406
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:46,230
Okay, listen.
407
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:48,766
I know I've been avoiding
the convo, but I just...
408
00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:50,234
I don't want you to leave.
409
00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:53,971
Part of me doesn't either.
410
00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:57,575
I've grown to love the mustiness.
411
00:15:57,644 --> 00:15:59,844
But this can't be my last chapter.
412
00:15:59,846 --> 00:16:02,180
And I'm not going far.
My condo is just down...
413
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:03,814
Be my business manager.
414
00:16:04,851 --> 00:16:05,917
I beg your pardon?
415
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:07,987
Well, I need someone
to run the day-to-day,
416
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:12,056
and if you say yes, I can hire
a chef to cover the cooking,
417
00:16:12,191 --> 00:16:14,659
and then I can go on my book tour.
418
00:16:14,661 --> 00:16:15,726
What do you say?
419
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:19,530
Camille, it would be my privilege.
420
00:16:20,816 --> 00:16:23,402
You know, traditionally,
421
00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:25,336
I'd negotiate a signing bonus,
422
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:28,205
but I actually have something for you.
423
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,412
You found Mom's cookbook?
424
00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,880
RAMESH: Just now.
425
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,626
It's funny to think that it
all started with this book.
426
00:16:41,221 --> 00:16:42,519
I'm so proud of you.
427
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:46,690
And I'm excited to be
part of your next chapter.
428
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,492
- Same here.
- Excellent.
429
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:51,762
Because I am going to need
help repainting my new condo.
430
00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:52,963
Oh? What colour is it?
431
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,832
Taupe.
432
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,800
- Not the good taupe.
- Oh.
433
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,036
Oh...
434
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:01,839
That's going to clash with my lifestyle.
435
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,042
So, is this your first
time having bubble tea?
436
00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:08,179
BRETT: No, we had some, like,
yesterday. Don't you remember?
437
00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:10,181
You wanted to talk?
438
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:11,582
Yeah.
439
00:17:11,717 --> 00:17:13,184
Um...
440
00:17:13,185 --> 00:17:14,553
Wait, is this happening?
441
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:15,886
I... I think so.
442
00:17:17,056 --> 00:17:19,524
Okay, look, Valentina, I'm sorry.
443
00:17:19,526 --> 00:17:21,392
I know that you do care.
444
00:17:21,394 --> 00:17:23,461
I was just upset because...
445
00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:26,063
I get weirdly sentimental sometimes.
446
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,598
Blame my dad.
447
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:30,067
But we don't have to celebrate our...
448
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,836
three-month handiversary.
449
00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:35,406
I like sentimental,
450
00:17:35,408 --> 00:17:38,876
and I want to celebrate every
anniversary you come up with.
451
00:17:38,878 --> 00:17:41,279
Just tell me what they are first, okay?
452
00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:43,013
Yes, yes, I can do that.
453
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,482
(CHUCKLING)
454
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:45,601
Oh, look.
455
00:17:47,387 --> 00:17:49,553
So, do you want to...
456
00:17:49,622 --> 00:17:52,022
go to junior high grad with me?
457
00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:53,824
Is it like a date?
458
00:17:55,128 --> 00:17:56,593
Yes?
459
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,632
BOTH: Aww.
460
00:18:05,104 --> 00:18:08,506
Good afternoon, distinguished
members of council.
461
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:09,975
VERNON: What are you doing here?
462
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:13,110
Your project was rejected, Andrew.
463
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:15,646
Your time is over.
464
00:18:15,781 --> 00:18:18,049
No, your time is over, Vernon.
465
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,383
What's going on?
466
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,852
Councillor Park is the silent owner
467
00:18:21,855 --> 00:18:25,923
of the Rockridge water park,
trampoline park, skate park,
468
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,591
and amusement park.
469
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,126
Hmm?
470
00:18:29,162 --> 00:18:30,328
So what?
471
00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:32,143
Your kids couldn't get into camp,
472
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,332
but instead of trying
to fix the problem,
473
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:38,269
you bought all the
businesses benefiting from it.
474
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,139
That's why you sabotaged my camp pitch.
475
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:43,541
You can't blame me for building
an empire for my family.
476
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:46,345
Yeah, well, Andrew looks out for
all the families in Rockridge.
477
00:18:46,346 --> 00:18:47,545
Mm-hmm!
478
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,613
- Thanks, dawg.
- I got you.
479
00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:53,083
Vernon, you know the rules.
That was a conflict of interest.
480
00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:55,686
You should have never
voted on the camp proposals.
481
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:58,556
Andrew, thank you for
bringing this to our attention
482
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,425
and for standing up for
the people of Rockridge.
483
00:19:01,561 --> 00:19:04,161
I really hope you pitch again next year.
484
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,963
Wait. There's no re-vote?
485
00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:07,332
We've already allocated the funds.
486
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,833
I'm sorry. This meeting is adjourned.
487
00:19:11,571 --> 00:19:12,904
(VERNON CHUCKLING)
488
00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:16,307
(VERNON SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)
489
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:21,245
Well, done, Andrew.
You tried. You really...
490
00:19:21,314 --> 00:19:23,581
really tried. But, uh...
491
00:19:23,716 --> 00:19:27,251
I run Rockridge. Remember that, Pham.
492
00:19:28,821 --> 00:19:30,321
(CLICKING TONGUE) Dawg.
493
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,922
HUDSON: Oh, you did not just...
494
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,659
(CLICKING TONGUE)
... me. You did not just...
495
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,327
- (CLICKING TONGUE) ... me.
- No, no, no, no.
496
00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:37,062
Okay, okay, that man
is a narcissistic bully.
497
00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:38,129
Yeah.
498
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,397
You know, we could really use somebody
499
00:19:40,398 --> 00:19:42,668
who's got Rockridge's
best interests at heart
500
00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:44,568
making decisions for once.
501
00:19:44,569 --> 00:19:48,207
- She talking about me?
- She's talking about you.
502
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,542
- She's talking about me?
- She's talkin' about you.
503
00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,809
Hey, Vernon,
504
00:19:52,845 --> 00:19:55,479
don't get too comfortable
in your seat on council.
505
00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:57,548
Young blood's coming up.
506
00:19:57,617 --> 00:19:58,816
Ooh-ooh!
507
00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:00,351
HUDSON: Dawg!
508
00:20:00,353 --> 00:20:08,353
?
509
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:11,295
We got some snacks.
510
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,697
Well, Andrew, I'm proud of you
511
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,686
for standing up for the little person,
512
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:18,169
even though it ended
up in crushing defeat.
513
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,739
Rockridge is going to need
a change in leadership soon.
514
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,774
But for right now, we've got
a book tour to look forward to.
515
00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:25,643
Wait. We're not all going, are we?
516
00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:27,645
Yeah, no offense, Mom.
517
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,447
Super proud, but I've got a job,
518
00:20:29,449 --> 00:20:31,582
and both of us are boo'd up now.
519
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:33,116
Shut up!
520
00:20:33,152 --> 00:20:34,719
Leo, you got a boo?
521
00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:38,722
Okay, well, we're not going to
let you stay home for six weeks.
522
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,259
I mean, we don't really need you.
523
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,392
(GASPING)
524
00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:43,794
He just means that we're old enough now,
525
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,930
we don't need supervision,
and you two can go have fun.
526
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,267
Fret not. I don't move in
until August, so I will be here.
527
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:52,403
BOTH: So close.
528
00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:55,007
I mean, we have been meaning
to spend more time together.
529
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:58,542
Yeah, but we've never been away
from the kids for that long.
530
00:21:01,947 --> 00:21:04,481
You know what? It's gonna be great.
531
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:08,419
I'm so proud of all of you.
532
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,988
Okay, well, we waited long enough.
533
00:21:09,989 --> 00:21:11,555
Leo, who's your boo?
534
00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:12,956
Nobody.
535
00:21:13,026 --> 00:21:14,076
It's Brett!
536
00:21:14,077 --> 00:21:15,293
- (gasping)
- LEO: Khia!
537
00:21:15,294 --> 00:21:17,294
- Ahh!
- (ALL GASPING)
538
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:20,230
- Stop!
- (ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE)
539
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:21,466
Oh, tell me all about it!
540
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:23,201
I want all the details! All the details!
541
00:21:23,202 --> 00:21:25,703
(RAPPING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
542
00:21:25,838 --> 00:21:33,838
?
543
00:21:33,888 --> 00:21:38,438
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