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OKAY, LOUISE. THAT'S EVERYTHING.
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YOU'RE READY TO TAKE
OVER. NOW, REMEMBER:
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AS GOOD AS I
WAS... JUST BETTER THAN REBA WAS.
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LOOKIN' FOR ANYTHING
IN PARTICULAR? NO.
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JUST, YOU KNOW... WHEN EMPLOYEES
STEAL OFFICE SUPPLIES, WE ALL PAY.
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WHO PAYS WHEN
THEY STEAL HUSBANDS?
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GO AHEAD. TAKE A
STAPLER. HERE YOU GO, REBA.
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I WROTE YOU A GREAT
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.
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BASICALLY, I LIED.
I WASN'T THAT BAD.
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REALLY? BECAUSE THE
TRUTH WOULD SOUND LIKE,
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"REBA WORKED HERE FOR
THREE DAYS, THEN QUIT,
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FORCING ME TO HIRE SOMEONE
ELSE AT TWICE THE PAY."
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HEY, I MIGHT'VE STAYED
FOR TWICE THE PAY.
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NAH.
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HI, BROCK. CHEAT AT GOLF LATELY?
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HELLO, EUGENE.
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GEE, I GUESS A STACK OF MALPRACTICE
SUITS WILL MAKE A GUY HOSTILE.
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HI, DR. FISHER. DID YOU COME OVER
TO BORROW A CUP OF NOVOCAINE?
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY
LOUISE IS NOW WORKING FOR YOU.
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POACHER! DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE.
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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO
WANT TO WORK FOR A MORON WITH BAD BREATH.
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YEAH, I JUST HAD
A JOB LIKE THAT.
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SAY, I'D BE PERFECT TO
REPLACE YOUR LOUISE.
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REBA. SO ARE YOU AVAILABLE?
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EUGENE. YES, I AM.
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REBA. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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- EUGENE!
- GAME, SET, MATCH!
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[Sighs]
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LOOK, BROCK, I KNOW YOU AND
EUGENE HAVE SOME PROBLEMS,
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AND MAYBE MY WORKIN' OVER THERE
WILL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
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[Grunts]
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BUT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND. FOR
ME, IT'S GONNA BE A HOOT. [Chuckles]
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[Reba] HA, HEY!
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♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪
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OKAY. JUST SO WE'RE
ALL CLEAR ON THIS:
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I'LL BE HOME AT 5:30 AND
TAKE OVER FROM MRS. WOLF.
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AND WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE A GRAND TIME.
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- WE CAN BAKE HOMEMADE BREAD.
- COOL!
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AND MAYBE LATER, KYRA,
WE COULD BRAID YOUR HAIR.
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BRAIDS. I'LL BE THE ENVY OF
EVERY GIRL IN THE VILLAGE.
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OH, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. I'VE GOT
A BOX OF SUGAR CUBES IN THE CAR.
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WE CAN MAKE AN IGLOO. OH, WOW.
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"THE CAR"? I WOULDN'T LET
HER OPERATE THE DISHWASHER.
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SERIOUSLY, MOM, ANYBODY
WOULD BE BETTER THAN HER.
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VAN WOULD BE BETTER THAN HER.
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CAN'T YOU QUIT YOUR STUPID
GROUNDSKEEPING JOB AND STAY HOME WITH US?
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NOT ON MY SECOND DAY. ESPECIALLY
SINCE I CALLED IN SICK YESTERDAY.
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WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO MY CREW.
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MY MAN IS ON A CREW.
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OH, THIS IS SO COOL. HE'S
WORKIN' AT THE UNIVERSITY.
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HE HAS BENEFITS. PLUS, YOU
LOOK SO HOT IN THAT UNIFORM.
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WELL, HEY, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT
MAKIN' THE GRASS LOOK GOOD,
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KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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OKAY, KIDS. I KNOW THIS ISN'T A
DREAM COME TRUE FOR ANY OF US,
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BUT I GOT A JOB NOW, AND YOUR JOB IS TO
PULL TOGETHER AND HELP ME THROUGH IT, OKAY?
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RIGHT, TEAM? HA-HA!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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SEE YOU LATER! OH, AND
DON'T HURT THE OLD LADY.
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EXCUSE ME, MUSCULAR GARDENER.
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YES, ATTRACTIVE YOUNG COED?
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I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU KNEW
WHERE THE PHYSICAL EDUCATION BUILDING WAS.
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OH, WHERE IS THAT BUILDING? BECAUSE I
WANTED TO TAKE A HOT, STEAMY SHOWER.
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OKAY. WE BETTER STOP NOW.
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THIS IS SO COOL, VAN.
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WHO'S THE BABE?
HEY, CALM DOWN, BOY.
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THIS IS MY WIFE, CHEYENNE.
HONEY, THIS IS OSCAR.
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OH, HI, OSCAR.
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OH, SOME FRIENDS THAT I MET WANT US TO
GO TO THIS CONCERT ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
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OH, THE VAN'S ALL
BOOKED. TELL HER.
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YEAH. OSCAR'S HAVIN' A BARBECUE SATURDAY
AT HIS PLACE, AND I ALREADY SAID WE'D GO.
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UM, EXCUSE ME.
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COULD I JUST TALK TO MY
HUSBAND FOR A SECOND, OSCAR?
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WE ARE NOT GOING TO
THAT PARTY WITH OSCAR.
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OSCAR'S COOL. BESIDES,
THIS IS A WORK THING.
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ALL RIGHT? MY BOSS IS GONNA BE THERE.
THESE GUYS ARE LIKE A BIG FRATERNITY.
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THEY CALL THEMSELVES THE GRASS
MONKEYS. I WANNA BE A PART OF THAT.
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BUT, VAN, THIS JOB
IS JUST TEMPORARY.
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I MEAN, THE FRIENDS THAT WE MAKE IN
COLLEGE WILL BE OUR FRIENDS FOREVER.
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SORRY, BUT I'M
GOIN' TO THE PARTY.
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WELL, SORRY, BUT I'M
GONNA GO TO THE CONCERT.
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WHAT THE HELL IS
THIS? AN IMPASSE?
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WHAT? YOU HEARD
ME, COLLEGE STUDENT.
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OH, YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. I DID.
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GOOD. GOOD. HAVE FUN HANGING
OUT WITH THE GRASS TURKEYS.
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IT'S GRASS MONKEYS!
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HEY, KYRA.
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MAN, AM I BEAT.
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MRS. WOLF, I'M BACK!
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MRS. WOLF?
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- YOU'LL HAVE TO YELL LOUDER
THAN THAT. SHE WENT HOME.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
SHE DIDN'T FEEL WELL.
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I THINK SHE'S GOT A
BAD CASE OF "OLD."
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YOU MEAN YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN
HERE ALL AFTERNOON ALONE?
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I WISH.
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HELLO THERE, WORKIN' GIRL!
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HELLO THERE,
WHY-ARE-YOU-HERE GIRL!
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HANG ON NOW. MRS. WOLF
HAD A LITTLE TUMMY TROUBLE,
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AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY HIT
OUR NUMBER ON THE SPEED DIAL...
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
"UP" AND "CHUCK."
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SO YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY...
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TOUCHIN' MY STUFF?
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T
KNOW IF I'M REALLY
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COMFORTABLE WITH YOU
BEIN' HERE WHEN I'M NOT.
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WHERE'S THE TEA? MM-MM-MM.
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I MOVED YOUR TEA TO THE
CANISTER MARKED "TEA."
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SEE, IT'S RIGHT HERE NEAR
THE STOVE, NEXT TO THE TEAPOT,
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WHICH I MOVED FROM
THAT CUPBOARD OVER HERE.
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AND I CONSOLIDATED YOUR
MUGS INTO THE SAME AREA.
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IT CREATES WHAT I LIKE
TO CALL A TEA TRIANGLE.
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BARBRA JEAN, IT'S
NOT THAT I DON'T
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APPRECIATE WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN', BUT I REALLY...
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OH, MY GOSH. WHAT'S THAT?
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JUST A LITTLE OL'
CHICKEN CASSEROLE.
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YOU KNOW, I KNOW BROCK
LIKES A HOT MEAL ON THE
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TABLE WHEN HE COMES
HOME FROM WORK, SO SIT.
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JAKE, DINNER!
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WELL, I GUESS SINCE IT'S ALREADY
COOKED AND EVERYTHING...
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YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST LET ME GET THIS
SERVED, AND I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
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THANK YOU, BARBRA
JEAN. [Chuckles]
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DID YOU SEE THE TEA TRIANGLE?
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪
[Vacuum Whirring]
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[Vacuum Cuts Out]
THERE'S MY WORKIN' GIRL.
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S
REALLY GROWIN' ON ME.
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I GOTTA TELL YA. THE FIRST TIME I HEARD
IT, I WANTED TO STICK MY HEAD IN THE OVEN.
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THERE'S NO ROOM, 'CAUSE
I'M MAKING POT ROAST.
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WHOO! I THOUGHT I SMELLED
A REASON TO KEEP YOU.
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- KIDS OKAY?
- THEY'RE UPSTAIRS
DOIN' HOMEWORK,
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HAPPY AS CLAMS.
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[Sighs] HOW CAN YOU TELL
IF A CLAM IS HAPPY, ANYWAY?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT CLAM CHOWDER
TOMORROW NIGHT MIGHT MAKE ME HAPPY.
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HINT TAKEN. [Clicks Tongue]
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HERE'S YOUR PAPER. OH,
AND MRS. WOLF CALLED.
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OH, SHE'S NOT DOIN'
BETTER, IS SHE?
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NO, NO. SHE'S GONNA BE
OUT FOR A WHILE LONGER.
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- OH-HO.
- [Sighs]
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SO, HOW WAS WORK?
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EUGENE WAS IN A MOOD. OH.
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THIS LITTLE GIRL HE WAS
WORKIN' ON BIT HIM. [Gasps]
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BUT I TOOK CARE OF IT. I
REFERRED HER OVER TO BROCK.
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OH, WELL, BROCK HAS
ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH LOUISE.
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OH, I SHOULDN'T GOSSIP.
[Singsong] ERASE, ERASE, ERASE!
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NO, NO, NO, NO. IF ANYONE DESERVES
A LAUGH AT BROCK, IT'S ME. GO ON.
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WELL, WORD HAS IT...
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THAT LOUISE IS A LITTLE TOO
FRIENDLY WITH THE LAUGHING GAS.
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SHE PUT A HUGE SCRATCH IN
THE DOOR OF BROCK'S LEXUS.
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[Gasps] I'LL BET HE CRIED. OH.
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DID HE CRY LIKE A LITTLE
GIRL? WELL, NOT TEARS, REALLY.
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MORE LIKE WHIMPERS.
[Whimpering Like Puppy]
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HEY. [Both Laughing]
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
LAUGHIN' ABOUT? NOTHIN'.
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NO. JUST A LITTLE GIRL TALK.
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HEY, BARBRA JEAN, ARE
YOU EVER COMIN' HOME?
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WELL, SURE. JUST AS SOON
AS I GET DINNER ON THE TABLE.
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- OH, PERFECT. I'M STARVIN'.
- OH, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH
FOR YOU.
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[Whimpers]
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YOU HAVEN'T MADE DINNER FOR ME ALL WEEK.
YOU'VE BEEN OVER HERE SLAVIN' FOR HER.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT HER
TO WORK ALL DAY FOR ME
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AND THEN COME HOME AND
WORK FOR YOU, CAN YOU?
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COME ON! I'M SICK OF TAKEOUT.
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THE GUY AT THE CHINESE PLACE
THINKS I'M GETTIN' DIVORCED AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT. RELAX. WE'LL GRAB SOME
CHICKEN AT WIMPY'S DRIVE-THROUGH.
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NOW, REBA, AFTER THE POT
ROAST, THERE'S APPLE PIE.
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APPLE PIE!
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AND YOU JUST LEAVE THE
DISHES. I'LL GET 'EM TOMORROW.
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I'M STARTIN' TO SEE WHY
YOU LEFT ME FOR HER.
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SURE. YOU'RE HAPPY. YOU'RE
THE ONE WITH THE NEW WIFE.
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IT'S ALWAYS GREAT AT
THE BEGINNING, REBA.
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I'LL BE OUT IN THE CAR,
THINKIN' ABOUT APPLE PIE.
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I GOTTA TELL YOU. THIS HAS
BEEN GREAT FOR ME AND THE KIDS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WELL IT ALL TURNED
OUT. SAY, WOULD YOU TOP ME OFF THERE?
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I'M SO RELIEVED. I WAS WORRIED I
MIGHT BE STEPPIN' ON YOUR TOES.
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HEY, YOU CAN STEP ON
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO,
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE
STEPPIN' TOWARDS THE OVEN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYIN' THIS, BUT
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. THANKS, REBA.
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WELL, I'D BETTER GET
GOIN'. BYE, KYRA! BYE, JAKEY.
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BYE, MOMMY!
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HE CALLED ME "MOMMY."
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[Gasps] PINCH ME, REBA.
I THINK I'M DREAMIN'.
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OW.
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- WHAT?
- WHAT?
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I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY
"MOMMY," AND THAT'S WHY I ANSWERED.
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHO I AM.
I'M THE MOMMY. RIGHT?
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I'M DONE!
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MOM, CHILL. SO HE CALLED BARBRA JEAN
"MOMMY." WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT'S JAKE.
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NOBODY SAID ANYTHING WHEN HE
CALLED ME "CACA" FOR TWO YEARS.
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DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL, CACA.
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THIS, BECAUSE OUR OTHER MOMMY,
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THE LOUD ONE, IS GONNA
BE BACK LATER TODAY.
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[Chuckle] NO, SHE'S NOT. I CALLED HER AND
TOLD HER I WOULDN'T NEED HER ANYMORE.
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- SO YOU LIED.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT
WHAT I DID.
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JUST PRETEND SHE GOT
SUCKED INTO THE TEA TRIANGLE.
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- SO YOU GOT SOMEONE ELSE
TO WATCH US.
- NOPE.
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COOL. I'LL BE AT THE POOL HALL. NO.
YOU'LL BE AT YOUR FRIEND MARLA'S.
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WHAT ABOUT JAKE? DON'T
YOU WORRY ABOUT JAKE.
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I HAVE SOMETHING VERY
SPECIAL PLANNED FOR HIM.
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OKAY, MR. SNYDER. I'LL
SEE YOU TOMORROW AT
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10:00, AND WE'LL START
SCRAPIN' THOSE GUMS. OKAY.
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[Sighs] ISN'T THIS
FUN? I'M BORED.
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WELL, LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE
SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH.
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OH, HERE'S SOME DENTAL FLOSS,
PAPER CLIPS... AND A PENCIL.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IS THIS A PENCIL, OR
IS IT A ROCKET SHIP?
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[Imitates Rocket Roaring]
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- HELLO, DOCTOR.
- WHO'S THIS?
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00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,667
OH, THIS IS MY SON, JAKE. HE'S GONNA
STAY WITH ME FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,693
JAKE, THERE MIGHT BE SOME FUN
STUFF UNDER THE CUSHIONS. OKAY!
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00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:53,180
REBA, DID I SHOW YOU WHERE I KEEP
ALL THE TOYS AND CRAYONS AND PASTE?
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00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,361
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
WE HAD ANY. WE MUST!
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00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:58,252
IF WE'RE GONNA RUN A DAY CARE
CENTER, WE HAVE TO HAVE PASTE!
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00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:03,107
BUT IF WE'RE GONNA RUN A DENTIST OFFICE,
WE SHOULD HAVE FEWER OF YOUR KINFOLK.
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00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:07,979
OH, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT. WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO
CHOOSE BETWEEN THEIR WORK AND THEIR KIDS?
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00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,810
WHY CAN'T THEY WORK AND BE
WITH THEIR KIDS AT THE SAME TIME?
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00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:14,552
AND MAYBE WE CAN
FIGHT CRIME! OH, W-WAIT.
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00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,855
CAN'T WE JUST GIVE IT A
TRY? IT'D REALLY BUG BROCK.
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00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,426
IF YOUR SON IS HERE
AND YOU'RE DEALING WITH
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00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:23,210
HIM, THAT MEANS YOU'LL
BE NEGLECTING YOUR WORK.
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00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,480
AND THAT'S BAD. IF YOUR SON IS HERE
AND YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH HIM,
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00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:30,184
THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE NEGLECTING
YOUR SON, AND THAT IS ALSO BAD.
219
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,487
THIS IS WHAT WE REFER
TO AS A BAD SITUATION.
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00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:37,374
HEY, REBA, DR. FISHER.
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00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:41,695
BARBRA JEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? TO SEE THE ROCKET TAKE OFF?
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00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:46,367
I WAS JUST VISITIN'
BROCK. WHY IS JAKE HERE?
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00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:50,171
LOOK, IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH
YOUR KID, WHY DON'T YOU ASK BARBRA JEAN?
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00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:52,590
HERE. TAKE APOLLO 13.
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00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:57,639
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY. HE'S
GONNA STAY HERE WITH ME.
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00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,865
NO, HE'S NOT. YES, HE IS!
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00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,317
THE ONLY REASON I'M
NOT GOING TO FIRE YOU...
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00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:06,487
IS BECAUSE THAT IDIOT ACROSS
THE HALL WOULD SAY "I TOLD YOU SO."
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00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:09,339
WORK SOMETHING OUT!
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00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,643
REBA, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,013
YOU WOULD RATHER RISK YOUR
JOB THAN LEAVE JAKE WITH ME?
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00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:20,368
IS THIS ABOUT WHAT HE CALLED ME?
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00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:23,538
BARBRA JEAN, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:27,024
NO, IT'S OKAY. I THINK I GET IT.
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00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,088
BARBRA JEAN, WAIT
JUST A SECOND. HANG ON.
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00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:32,796
OH, BROTHER.
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00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,686
[Chuckles] HE IS A CUTE KID.
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00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,938
DO I HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE?
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00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:51,916
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IF I DON'T
HAVE DIRT UNDERNEATH MY FINGERNAILS,
240
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,135
THE GUYS AT THE PARTY
WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME.
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00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,905
REAL SORRY I'M
MISSIN' THAT PARTY.
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00:15:57,973 --> 00:16:00,041
[Both Faking Laughter]
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00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,876
- [Fake Laughter Intensifies]
- CUT IT OUT!
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00:16:02,945 --> 00:16:06,931
HEY, HEY, KIDS. HEY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?
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00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,784
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT CORPORATE EVENT
TO GO TO TONIGHT, AND SHE WON'T GO.
246
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:15,623
YEAH? WELL, I HAVE A CONCERT
WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T SMELL.
247
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:18,792
LOOK, YOU GUYS AREN'T
IN HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE.
248
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:22,880
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND EVERY
SECOND TOGETHER. COME ON NOW.
249
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,351
YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE
MARRIAGE TO FIGHT.
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00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:30,538
HE DOES HAVE A POINT. YEAH.
251
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:33,757
I MEAN, WHY SHOULD
WE BE JOINED AT THE HIP?
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00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,827
ABSOLUTELY.
253
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,429
TIME APART IS GOOD
FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
254
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,632
YOU KNOW, REBA AND I USED TO
DO DIFFERENT THINGS ALL THE TIME.
255
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,135
I'D GO PLAY GOLF,
AND SHE WOULD...
256
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,019
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
SHE'D DO. I WAS PLAYIN' GOLF.
257
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,777
UM, SO YOU GUYS...
258
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,947
WOULD SPEND A LOT OF TIME APART?
259
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,818
[Nervous Laugh] YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY.
260
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,888
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE
BAND THAT MUCH. I AM GREAT AT MY JOB.
261
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,757
I DON'T NEED TO
KISS GARDENER BUTT.
262
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:11,129
YOU KNOW WHAT, VAN? I THINK WE SHOULD
GO GET ELIZABETH AND GO ON A WALK.
263
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,298
YEAH. WE'LL GO GET ICE CREAM.
264
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,550
TOGETHER. OKAY.
265
00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:21,639
WHAT THE HELL DID REBA DO?
266
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,644
BROCK, IS IT JUST ME, OR WERE YOU
HERE LESS WHEN WE WERE MARRIED?
267
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,981
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
THIS BARBRA JEAN THING.
268
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,329
[Scoffs] WHY IS IT SO
HARD TO UNDERSTAND I
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00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,986
WOULD BE UPSET THAT JAKE
WOULD CALL HER "MOMMY"?
270
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,139
IT'S NOT. I TOTALLY GET IT.
271
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,208
- I MEAN,
I AM HIS MOMMY, RIGHT?
- ABSOLUTELY.
272
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,977
I CHANGED HIS DIAPER. I
NURSED HIM WHEN HE WAS SICK.
273
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:47,481
I WAS THE ONE THAT TAUGHT HIM HIS ALPHABET,
AND BELIEVE ME, HE'S NO QUICK STUDY.
274
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,869
HEY, REBA, I UNDERSTAND.
275
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,488
WOULD YOU QUIT AGREEIN'
WITH ME? I WANNA ARGUE.
276
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:59,077
LOOK, BARBRA JEAN DIDN'T
WANNA UPSET ANYONE.
277
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,740
I MEAN, SHE WAS JUST TRYIN' TO
HELP OUT BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU.
278
00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:07,251
OH, I KNOW. MAN, FOR ONE
GOLDEN WEEK, I HAD IT ALL.
279
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:12,523
CLEAN HOUSE, HAPPY KIDS,
GREAT FOOD I DIDN'T HAVE TO COOK...
280
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,643
ON PLATES I DIDN'T HAVE TO WASH.
281
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:20,648
IT IS NICE, ISN'T IT? YEAH.
282
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:25,119
SAY, DID SHE EVER MAKE YOU THOSE LITTLE
RED POTATOES WITH THE BUTTER AND PARSLEY?
283
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,705
YEAH. OH, MAN. I LOVE THOSE.
284
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,074
WHAT ABOUT THE PORK CHOPS
WITH THE PEAR GLAZE? NO.
285
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,905
OH. OH, MAN! I BET THAT
WAS GONNA BE NEXT WEEK!
286
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,079
[Murmurs]
287
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,902
I DIDN'T HANDLE
THIS VERY WELL, DID I?
288
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:46,440
I'VE LEARNED NOT TO ANSWER
THOSE TYPE OF QUESTIONS.
289
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:50,444
YOU KNOW, THIS IS GONNA SOUND
KIND OF STUPID, BUT I DO REGRET...
290
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:53,714
THAT I DIDN'T TALK HONESTLY
WITH BARBRA JEAN ABOUT THIS.
291
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,635
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
292
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:01,038
[Phone Beeps] RED
FIRE HAS COOLED.
293
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,808
REPEAT: RED FIRE HAS COOLED.
294
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,478
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? NOTHIN'.
295
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:12,917
- HEY, REBA.
- BARBRA JEAN HAS SOMETHING SHE
REALLY REALLY WANTS TO SAY.
296
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,320
ABOUT THIS THING THAT HAPPENED
WITH JAKE, I'M OF TWO MINDS.
297
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,909
WHERE IN THE HECK DID YOU
BORROW ONE AND A HALF MINDS?
298
00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:27,080
REBA. JUST HEAR HER OUT.
299
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:31,335
ON THE ONE HAND, I FEEL AWFUL,
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE SO UPSET.
300
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,483
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
I'M THRILLED, BECAUSE
301
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,257
I THINK YOU'RE SUCH
A WONDERFUL MOTHER.
302
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:40,110
YOU SEE, WHEN JAKE
CALLED ME "MOMMY,"
303
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,848
IT MEANT FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT HE
PUT ME IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS YOU.
304
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:51,171
- MY TURN?
- USE YOUR WORDS.
305
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:59,546
OH, BARBRA JEAN, I'M
NOT MAD AT YOU. I GUESS...
306
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,282
I WAS JUST SCARED THAT I
COULD BE SO EASILY REPLACED.
307
00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:06,169
REBA, I COULD NEVER REPLACE YOU.
308
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,079
I MEAN WITH THE KIDS.
309
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,749
THANK YOU, BARBRA JEAN.
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00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,901
OW.
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00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:29,543
WELL, OKAY. IT'S ALL SETTLED. HEY,
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT?
312
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:32,245
HOW 'BOUT IF BARBRA JEAN
MAKES DINNER FOR ALL OF US?
313
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,249
OH, I'VE GOT SOME PORK
CHOPS IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
314
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:39,086
AND IS THERE SOME KIND OF
GLAZE THAT WE PUT ON TOP OF 'EM?
315
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,755
HINT TAKEN.
316
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,358
I'M JUST SO GLAD THIS
WHOLE CRAZY MESS IS OVER.
317
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:46,393
AND I HAVE A
WONDERFUL SUGGESTION:
318
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:50,497
HOW 'BOUT IF JAKE JUST STARTED
CALLIN' ME MOMMY JEAN? UH, NO.
319
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:54,918
MOMMY BARB? MOMMY
HEART? MOMMY WHO CAN COOK?
320
00:20:57,974 --> 00:21:01,509
HOW 'BOUT MOMMY WITH
A PORK CHOP... WHOA!
321
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,561
ACME! [Coughing]
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