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-[through gonad]
can you hear me now?
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Dj: Roger.
Loud and clear.
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-[through gonad]
what about now?
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-Affirmative hearing. 10-4.
-[laughs]
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Wow, this thing's
actually pretty dang cool!
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-Yeah, I've been waiting weeks
for my gonad to come in.
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-Your gonad?
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-Geo-orbital noise
attenuation device.
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Total game-changer.
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Connects right to
my hearing aids.
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I can even choose
which direction
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I want it to pick sound up from.
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And if that wasn't
thrilling enough,
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It also looks just like--
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-The memory eraser
from men in black.
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The neuralyzer.
-Yeah!
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-[like edgar from men in black]
sugar! Water!
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Ah, the golden age of cinema.
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-So true. Well, I should
probably head back.
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I didn't mean to sidetrack ya.
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-No, no, no,
I welcome the distraction.
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Our line cook is
in the hospital,
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My barback called in "tired,"
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And eddie's been working
such crazy hours
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To afford the wedding that...
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I barely see him anymore.
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-That's rough.
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How's the wedding
planning going?
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-It's, uh...
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It's good!
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-Huh. I could swing by later
and give you a hand.
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I've always wanted
to work in a bar,
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But I never really
hear well enough.
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But now with
my trusty new device,
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I think I'm gonad-do it!
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You're right, that was bad.
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Beep-boop-beep!
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-Don't remember the neuralyzer
making that noise.
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-You wouldn't, would you?
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-[chuckles] well, it picks up
around midnight,
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So if you can swing it,
I'd love the help.
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-Oh, I can swing it.
I'll be back by midnight.
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-Promise?
-You can count on me.
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Dude, you're never
gonna believe this,
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But I was asking gwen how
the wedding planning's going,
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And she pitched up
on the word "good."
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-"good!"
-an octave change?
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Damn, that does mean
trouble in paradise.
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-Mm-hm.
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So you're sure
you heard her right?
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-One million percent.
How, you ask?
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With my incredible
new listening device.
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-Listening device, huh?
-Mm-hm.
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[loud fart]
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♪
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Jen: I'm truly sorry,
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But we can't buy or offer
trade-in for just
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One single
victorian riding glove.
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-Is this because
I am old and frail?
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-Oh, no, it's, um,
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Because people tend to
buy gloves in pairs.
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You know, one, two.
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-I will spank you with my clog,
you disobedient ogre!
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-Oh!
Uh, again, I'm very sorry,
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But we're about to close,
so if you wouldn't mind...
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-[in a whisper]
det v-- mors!
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-[thunder crackles]
-[creepy music]
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-Yeah, we still can't buy it,
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But thank you so much
for coming in.
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Uh-huh.
Take care now.
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[eerie music]
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Did you hear that?
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-Yeah. She just put
a curse on you, man.
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-Okay, relax, I'm not cursed.
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-It's actually
pronounced "curs-ed."
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-Mmph, mmph!
Hot, hot, hot!
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-Ooh, is that hot?
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-Mmm... Mm-hm!
-That's the curse.
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[thunder crackles]
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Cynthia: Gather 'round
for the commencement
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Of my favourite
night of the year.
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Inventory night!
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Woo!
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What is more fun than staying up
till the wee hours of morning
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Meticulously cataloguing?
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Dj: Well, riddle me this.
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Uh, why does it have
to be inventory night?
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Why not inventory... Evening?
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-Because we stay up until
the wee hours of the morning
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Meticulously cataloguing?
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Cynthia: As always,
boxed wine will be provided,
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Except for underage keeran;
he'll get some boxed juice.
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-Yes!
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-Feel free to indulge so long as
every item in the store
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Is logged, matched,
and accounted for.
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-Well, here's a thought.
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Uh, how about this year,
we challenge ourselves
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And we focus on speed
and agility, right?
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Think fast!
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[pens bounces on counter]
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-Inventory is not a sprint,
it's a marathon.
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Dj: Totally, totally, but...
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Remember that the quickest
person in a marathon wins.
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Cynthia: It's about
accuracy here, folks.
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-Yeah, but moving with
speed in mind.
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Cynthia: Why would we rush
a beautiful ritual?
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Does santa rush his gift-giving?
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-Yes.
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-The point is,
you can do something fast,
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Or you can do it right.
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-I'm a proponent
of slow and wrong,
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But I do appreciate
getting paid to imbibe.
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Is that a 2014?
Mama like!
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[loud sipping]
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-Mmm...
Free.
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-Ha-ha!
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All that danish lady said
was "det var mors,"
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Which translates to
"it was my mother's."
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Boom, no curse.
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-Didn't sound like danish to me.
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It sounded more
like "det vos mors,"
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Which translates to--
oh-ho-ho...
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-What?
What is it?
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-"death will give you"
in latin.
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-Yeah, I see what
you're trying to do here.
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A lot of athletes fall prey
to silly superstitions,
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But not this guy, 'cause I am--
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[phone buzzing]
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-Oh, that's weird.
It's my coach's son.
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-Oh, that's curious.
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Jen: Hello?
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Oh, no...
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Oh, good!
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Oh, god...
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[sighs]
that's lucky.
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Oh, how horrible!
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Oh, what a relief!
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Oh, dear lord!
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[wayne sipping in background]
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Oh...
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My javelin coach
was in a car accident.
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-Oh, no.
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It was only a fender bender.
-Oh, good.
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-But he got a concussion.
-Oh, god.
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-Luckily he was
minutes from the er.
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-Well, that's lucky.
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-But then at the hospital,
they found a tumour.
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-Oh, how horrible.
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-But what do ya know,
it's benign!
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-Oh, what a relief.
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-But then he got food poisoning
from the hospital cafeteria.
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I'm talking
life-threatening diarrhoea.
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-Oh, dear lord.
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-But that lucky son of a bitch,
he's gonna survive.
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But he's in no state to fly,
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So he's gonna miss
the olympics.
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-See, I told you--
she's a witch!
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-[scoffs]
nice try.
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Yeah.
No, this is fine.
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I am as coached as can be.
I am definitely not cursed.
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-You mean "curs-ed"?
-[loudly] I don't, wayne!
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[clears throat]
I'm not shaken.
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I'm unshakeable.
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-[thunder crackles]
-[jen screams]
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[creepy music]
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-You-- you see that, too, right?
That is definitely a ghost!
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-That is not a ghost.
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That's my daughter.
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Virginia?
What are you doing here?
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-[in a whisper]
that is your daughter?
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-Dad went out and I was too
scared to stay home all alone.
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What if someone broke in and
no one was there to protect me?
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-Aww.
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-Can I stay?
-Of course you can stay, v.
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An extra set of hands to help
speed along inventory night.
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-Ah! Virginia has
bible study homework.
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You can do it in the office,
my angel.
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-You keep your
hormonal little paws
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Far away from my innocent angel,
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Or I will fire you faster
than you can say "yes, boss!"
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Capiche?
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-Blow-tally.
Totally!
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[door opens and closes]
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[wolf howling]
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Dj: [sighs]
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Alright, huddle time.
Come on.
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Listen, we all know inventory
night is a bit of a sham, right?
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I mean, we try to get
the numbers exact,
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But human error be doin'
what human error be doin'.
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That's why I like to use
a little method
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I call guesstimation.
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Wayne: Ah, yes.
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A portmanteau of
"guess" and "estimation."
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-You're familiar with the word?
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Jen: Yeah,
we're all familiar with it.
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Wayne: Of course
I'm familiar with the word.
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Jen: Did you think
you invented that word?
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Dj: All I'm sayin' is
let's eyeball a little here,
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Summarize a smidge there.
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No big deal.
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-Hmm, I dunno.
It's like a mulligan in golf.
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It's not gonna
feel right in the end.
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Jen: Hmm, I agree.
Keeran: Won't cynthia mind?
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Wayne: I was thinking
about drinking all night.
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Dj: We get outta here
before midnight,
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You still get paid
for a full 12-hour shift.
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Chris: I love mulligans.
Keeran: Cynthia won't mind.
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-Jen: Love that.
-[owl hooting]
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Keeran: One, two, three...
Looks like 36 to me.
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[eerie music]
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[keeran exhales]
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Dj: Hey, have you seen cynthia?
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I thought she was in soccer
but I haven't--
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-Here I am!
-Ahh!
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-What's up?
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-I just wanted to let you know
that at the rate we're going,
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We should be finished
tout suite.
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-Mm-hm!
-Before midnight, even.
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-I heard my mom tell my dad
that you get untimely boners
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All the time.
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-Almost too tout suite.
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Maybe we should do
a recount just in case.
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-Dj: Aww...
-[bell tolls]
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-Are those church bells?
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-I don't remember
any churches in the area.
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Jen: What the hell?
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Wayne: Hey,
how did that get here?
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-Do you have
a boner right now?
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-No...
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Oh... It's there!
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-[in a whisper]
can I see it?
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-No. Your mom said no.
-Shh!
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Cynthia doesn't need to know.
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-I thought you didn't buy
that from scary grandma.
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-I didn't.
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[dramatic swell of music]
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-Pretty sure a crow
just chose to end its life
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Against our window.
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-You call your mom
by her first name?
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Is that even allowed?
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-No...
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[in a scary whisper]
but that's why I do it!
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[crashing and banging]
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Jen: Augh...
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Jen: Oh!
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-[loud slice]
-[wayne gasps]
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Both: The curse!
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-According to my records,
there were 829 white balls,
249
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:32,277
159 yellow, 78 orange,
and 4 sky blue.
250
00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,745
-Well, easy peasy, right?
251
00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,414
We'll just gather what we can
and chalk up the missing ones
252
00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,282
To the hilarious
accounting term you taught me.
253
00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,817
-Shrinkage is
no laughing matter!
254
00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,018
-I mean,
they're just golf balls.
255
00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,354
-No, they are inventory!
256
00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,823
And a tripping lawsuit
just waiting to happen.
257
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,691
-I dunno, cynth.
Maybe we should call it.
258
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,093
The vibe feels
rather macabre tonight.
259
00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,929
-Yeah, it kinda feels like
mercury's in retrograde
260
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,097
Or something.
-[cynthia scoffs]
261
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,799
Chris: Actually,
it's in retroshade,
262
00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,134
Which is worse.
263
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,402
-Enough!
264
00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,771
No golf balls left behind!
265
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,039
Dj, back me up.
266
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,173
[door opens]
267
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,274
-Dj...?
268
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,979
[door swings shut]
269
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,381
[rock music playing in bar]
270
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,117
Gwen: Oh my god.
Thank god you're here.
271
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,718
Can you slice
these up real quick?
272
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,020
-Of course, no problem at all!
273
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,321
Hey, uh, funny story...
274
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,990
Well, not so much funny.
Not even a story, really.
275
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,726
But, um, I just have to
finish up a few more things
276
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,229
At the store and then
I will be right back.
277
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,064
I promise you.
You can still count on me.
278
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,432
-Okay. Thank you.
279
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,734
Can you drop those off
at the table over there, please?
280
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,870
-Of course.
The lemons are done for you
281
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,338
And you can count on me.
Right.
282
00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,774
-What the f--
283
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,343
Jen: "how to exorcise a demon
curse before death gives you."
284
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,944
Wiki's got
the instructions right here.
285
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,279
-God bless wiki!
-Ha-ha! Okay!
286
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,282
So, it looks like we're
gonna need to perform
287
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,417
A cleansing ritual before
the maleficent force
288
00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,986
Settles into a virgin.
289
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,021
-Okay, good thing
I've had so much sex.
290
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,290
-Yeah... Uh, step one,
destroy the curs-ed object.
291
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,392
Aw, damn, that really
does roll off the tongue.
292
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,360
-It does, doesn't it?
-Yeah.
293
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,962
-Uh, okay.
-Alright.
294
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,931
-Um, you take this.
295
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,300
And... I'll take that.
296
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,002
And... One of these.
297
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,004
[flames roar]
298
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,139
-Whoosh!
Alright, nice!
299
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,274
Step two...
300
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,374
-Yes.
-Here we go!
301
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,910
Take a box made of mirrors.
302
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,378
Place the curser's likeness
inside the box
303
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,246
So that it may
reflect upon itself,
304
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,148
Then recite the lifting spell.
305
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,250
-Okay, cynthia has
compact mirrors in her locker.
306
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,518
-Why do you know all that?
307
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,854
-Because it's important
to know who you work with, okay?
308
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,223
Do you wanna write that down
in your little red diary,
309
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,891
Or shall we expel a demon,
hauser?
310
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,326
-Wait, how do you--?
Ugh, never mind!
311
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,127
Where are we gonna find
the curser's likeness?
312
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,363
-Oh...
Leave it to me!
313
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,133
Where is it?
There it is!
314
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,935
Always knew
it belonged in the trash.
315
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,070
Always knew I needed it
for an exorcism.
316
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,005
-Yeah, that'll do, wayne.
317
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:41,940
That'll do.
318
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:42,941
[doll squeaks]
319
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,844
[eerie music]
320
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,112
-Peek-a-boo!
-[scary music]
321
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,413
-I was just peeing!
-What?
322
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,215
-Didn't you say,
"pee or poo?"
323
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,485
-I said "peek-a-boo,"
but... That's hot.
324
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,819
-Totally!
325
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,020
Wait... What's hot?
326
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,489
-The human body, keeran.
327
00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:01,359
And the many things
it's capable of.
328
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,228
[exhales loudly]
329
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,429
[door slams]
330
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,164
Virginia: Take me!
Keeran: Okay...?
331
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,166
-[kissing sounds]
-keeran: Oh, ow, it's stuck!
332
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,367
Virginia: Pull it out!
Keeran: I can't!
333
00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,569
Virginia: Don't be
a little nerd!
334
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:12,904
[keeran screaming]
335
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,439
Jen & wayne:
Vade in aër, satana!
336
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,107
Wayne: You gotta
hit that umlaut harder!
337
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,109
Jen: Okay, well you're not
rocking back and forth
338
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,177
Violently enough, so-- ugh!
339
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,079
Wayne: Okay, well,
let's do this, then.
340
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,915
Both: Vade in aër, satana!
Vade in aër!
341
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,283
-What the hell are you doing?
342
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,418
-Dj, we don't wanna
have to involve you in this,
343
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:28,385
So just walk away.
344
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:30,121
Wayne: The store is curs-ed!
Dj: Curs-ed?
345
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,255
You can't be serious.
346
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,523
What happened
to working together
347
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,859
So we can get outta here early?
Okay? Come on.
348
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:35,994
Focus, please.
349
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,328
Wayne: Yeah.
350
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,396
Dj: Unbelievable.
Jen: Sorry, boss.
351
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,931
Won't happen again.
352
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:41,933
[quietly]
again?
353
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,067
Both: Vade in aër...
354
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,204
-I ask for one
malarkey-free night.
355
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,471
Chris: What's up, man?
356
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,575
I feel an uncharacteristic
negative aura around you.
357
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,678
-I was hoping to finish early
tonight to help gwen
358
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,347
Out of a bind, but...
Seems like everyone else
359
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,216
Just wants to mess around.
360
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,551
-Seems like a lot of stress
to take on to impress
361
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,487
An engaged woman.
362
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,989
-No, no, you're
getting it all wrong, buddy.
363
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,924
Gwen's a friend,
and only a friend.
364
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,026
-Who are you really lying to,
365
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,496
Me or yourself?
366
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,699
-Both.
You're good.
367
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:15,833
[phone buzzes]
368
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,603
Dj: Oh, I gotta--
369
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,974
-Continue the same pattern
of ill-advised behaviour?
370
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,076
-Right again.
Bye!
371
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,110
-Okay.
-[door opens]
372
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,416
-[cat meows]
-[eerie music]
373
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,185
-You seeing what I'm seeing?
374
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,953
Jen: It's just
a superstition, right?
375
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,055
[cat trills]
376
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,657
[eerie music]
377
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:44,462
♪
378
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,630
[cat meows]
379
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,100
Chris: Oh, look!
The last yellow golf ball.
380
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,635
-[cynthia screams]
-[loud crash]
381
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,070
Wayne: Oh!
Oh...
382
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,072
-Oh, my-- ohh!
383
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,407
Chris: That was crazy!
384
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,676
[cynthia groaning in pain]
385
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,211
-Start the incantation
from the beginning?
386
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,546
-This time with feeling.
387
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,281
Cynthia: Oof!
Son of a...
388
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,550
[music playing in bar]
389
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,619
-Hey, gwen, sorry I left.
You got any more lemons?
390
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,021
-No, no, no! The lemons
have been through enough.
391
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,055
Actually, good news.
392
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,323
I don't need you anymore.
393
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,092
Eddie dropped everything
to be here.
394
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,293
Isn't he sweet?
395
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,929
Dj: Oh, eddie's here.
Eddie: Hey!
396
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,031
-So you're good?
-Yeah, I'm good.
397
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,366
-Sorry,
I didn't quite catch that.
398
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,100
You're good or you're...
[up-pitched] good?
399
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,169
-I'm good.
In fact, I'm great.
400
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,605
[chuckles]
401
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:30,241
Dj: That's... Terrific.
402
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,576
Eddie: You naughty devil.
403
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,476
[gwen giggles]
404
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,380
Jen: I think that
lifting spell worked.
405
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,581
Feels lighter in here.
406
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,650
-Yeah, I would describe
the air as tranquil.
407
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,984
-Mm-hm.
-Uh, wait.
408
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,252
Jen: Keeran?
409
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,821
Aww.
You alright, little buddy?
410
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,389
[jen screams]
411
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,391
Jen: Oh my god!
Wayne: We're too late!
412
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,127
The curse has
settled into a virgin!
413
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,195
-[with lisp]
it hurts... Help me!
414
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,063
-Easy there, big guy.
415
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,365
-Helllp!
416
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,667
-[hockey tape ripping]
-[jen grunts]
417
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,535
Sorry we have to
do this, buddy.
418
00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,605
We don't know what
this curse is capable of.
419
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,273
-[muffled screams]
-wayne: Hush, keeran.
420
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,475
We're just trying to rip
a demon from your body.
421
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,744
Okay, we need to surround him
in a ring of salt
422
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,812
And recite an incantation.
423
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,280
-There's de-icing salt
in the back.
424
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,682
I'll go grab that.
You guard keeran.
425
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,184
-Whoa, you wanna leave me alone
with incubus keeran?!
426
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,285
-No thank you much!
-Jen: Ugh!
427
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,621
[muffled cries]
428
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,356
Virginia: Well, well, well...
429
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,591
What do we have here?
430
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:25,430
Okay, boner boy,
safe word is blink twice.
431
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,630
[door slams]
432
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,166
-[muffled]
okay!
433
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,834
Woman: [through gonad]
mmm, I can't wait
434
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,035
To swallow you up.
435
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,370
-Swallow you up?
436
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,305
Woman: Mmm, in
the back seat of your car...
437
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,573
-That's right, my gonad.
438
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,541
Eddie: Please, please
wear the negligee I bought you.
439
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,143
-Oh, which one?
-I dunno, I dunno.
440
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,479
Like the one I ripped off you
last time we boned?
441
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,082
Woman: Oh, you're so bad!
Eddie: You love it!
442
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:48,152
Dj: Excuse me,
I forgot my, uh...
443
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,154
Vape.
444
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,589
-I didn't know you vaped.
445
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,758
-Oh, uh...
446
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,128
-Vape bros!
Yes! [laughs]
447
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,397
What flavour you packin'?
448
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,399
-Pizza?
-Sick!
449
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,067
Mine's cedarwood.
450
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,201
-Wow.
-Very close!
451
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,270
-Yeah, so close.
-Yeah!
452
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,138
-Alright, see ya!
453
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,940
[rock music playing in bar]
454
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,412
I'm in unspeakable pain,
455
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,015
But I saved inventory night!
-Mm-hm, mm-hm.
456
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:21,018
-No thanks to dj and his
hurry-scurry shenanigans.
457
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,356
Come on, I saved the best box
of chard' to celebrate!
458
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,491
-Ooh!
-Uh-oh, what's gonna happen?
459
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,759
We're gonna drink!
460
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,827
[screams]
461
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:32,429
[keeran and virginia moaning]
462
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,298
-Get off my daughter!
463
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,568
Jen & wayne: Exorcizamus
satanica spiritus!
464
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,103
[salt grains hitting floor]
465
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,805
-Hey, can I talk to you
for a sec?
466
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,206
-Yeah.
467
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,209
[music and chatter
in background]
468
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,644
-I just...
469
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,114
Uh, want to--
need to apologize
470
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,649
For not being much help tonight.
471
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,717
-Oh, dj, don't worry about it.
472
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,120
-No, the last thing
I wanted to do was add
473
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,188
To your list of worries.
474
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,091
The bar, the wedding.
475
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,492
Speaking of...
476
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,628
I thought I picked up
on something earlier.
477
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,564
Is everything really
going okay with that?
478
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,600
-[laughs]
honestly...
479
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,669
No.
480
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,271
Our caterers got shut down
by the health inspector,
481
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,807
Eddie's divorced parents
keep making death threats
482
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,277
At one another, and the church
my grandma got married in
483
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,611
Has asbestos.
484
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,148
It was starting to feel like
this whole thing was cursed.
485
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,416
-There's no easy way for me to--
486
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,684
-But then...
487
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,819
Who showed up with
two tickets to cancun?
488
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,457
God, my sweet, sweet eddie.
489
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,396
We're gonna elope.
490
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,566
Anyway, we all good?
491
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,302
-Yup. All good.
492
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,170
[in a lower pitch]
all good!
493
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,372
[door creaks shut]
494
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,744
Jen & wayne: Omnis
satanica potestas!
495
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,913
Dj: What the hell
is going on here?!
496
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,215
-[salt hitting floor]
-[people yelp]
497
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,452
-There's a perfectly grounded
explanation for all of--
498
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,455
-We're expelling the curse
from keeran's body!
499
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,256
Dj: What?
I thought I told you two
500
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,525
There's no such thing as curses!
501
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,261
-Okay, well, then how do you
explain away all of tonight's
502
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,196
Weird, creepy occurrences like
the golf ball tower exploding?
503
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,531
Keeran: Oh, uh, that was me.
504
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,867
I knocked into a wall and it
caused a chain of destruction.
505
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,135
-Chain of destruction.
506
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,336
-Uh, well, the spooky
black cat that was in here?
507
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,604
-Spooky black cat.
508
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,673
Chris: Oh, that's the
alley cat I was feeding.
509
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,875
And why is a black cat
so spooky, anyway?
510
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,777
-That's a good point, actually.
-Oh, that's-- yeah.
511
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,180
Jen: What about the crow
hitting the window, hmm? Yeah.
512
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,215
Cynthia: Oh, maybe because
I just cleaned the windows;
513
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,950
Turned them into
an avian death trap.
514
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,552
-I heard church bells!
There's no churches around here.
515
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,722
-That was my phone reminder
to take my birth control.
516
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,856
-At midnight?
517
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,424
-No one was asking about that!
518
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,826
Wayne: Alright,
how do you explain away
519
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,427
Carrie on prom night over here?
520
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,896
-His tongue got
caught in my braces
521
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,230
When we were smashin' mouth!
522
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,364
Wayne: Ugh, okay.
523
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,665
Jen: Huh.
524
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,368
Seems like you were
right all along, boss man.
525
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,171
-No.
526
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,773
Cynthia was right.
527
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,608
I was distracted.
528
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,577
And when your leader
is distracted,
529
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:03,414
How can you expect
any less from your team?
530
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,950
I should have minded
my business, literally.
531
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,918
-I'm glad
you learned a lesson.
532
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,388
I think we all learned
something tonight.
533
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,658
Some of us a little more
than we would have liked!
534
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:19,997
Now, let's just clean up
this unholy mess and go home.
535
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,332
Wayne: Yeah.
536
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,701
-Sorry I had to
tie you up, buddy.
537
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,736
-Don't be.
538
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,639
I'm the luckiest boner boy
in the world.
539
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,907
[sheep baas]
540
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,742
Cynthia: [sighs]
541
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,411
Go to the car
and read your bible, virginia!
542
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,547
-Sure, cynthia.
I friggin' love god!
543
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,322
-Please don't fire me!
544
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,291
-[sighs]
545
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,893
It's not your fault, keeran.
546
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,595
I wanted to believe
that virginia was still
547
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,297
My innocent, little angel.
548
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,965
But... [sighs]
549
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,334
The apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
550
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,906
-What does that mean?
551
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,040
[loud pop]
552
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,608
-I have said too much.
553
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,445
Stay away from her, keeran,
for your own sake.
554
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,784
Mama made a bad, bad baby...
555
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,219
Mmm!
556
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,789
-What...?
557
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:19,991
-How'd she take it?
558
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,326
-I didn't even tell her.
559
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,228
I'm a coward.
560
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,297
I mean, it's gonna
crush her, man.
561
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,764
Do I know eddie's
cheating on gwen?
562
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,933
Yeah, I do.
563
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,701
And does gwen
have the right to know
564
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,769
That eddie's cheating on her?
565
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,970
Yeah, of course.
566
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,939
Do I wanna be the one
to tell her
567
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,340
That eddie's cheating on her?
568
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,342
No, I do not.
569
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,010
I mean, what do you
suppose I say?
570
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,778
"hey gwen,
eddie's cheating on you!
571
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,881
"eddie's a giant
cheating mccheater!"?
572
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,753
Gwen!
573
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,856
When did you get here?
574
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,891
-Just in time to hear
"eddie's cheating on gwen"
575
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,392
About 75 times.
576
00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,997
-Beep...
577
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,832
Boop... Beep?
578
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,647
[birds chirping]
579
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,382
Wayne: As if curses even exist.
580
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,784
[both laughing]
581
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,585
Jen: I dunno what got into us!
582
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,921
-I can't believe I let
a lesser mind lead me astray!
583
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,389
Trust me,
it will never happen again.
584
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,590
Woman: Hello!
585
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,426
Uh, I'm looking for my glove.
586
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,528
I left it behind the other day.
587
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,929
Wayne: Did you?
Um, glove?
588
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,297
No, I haven't seen it.
589
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,965
-He burned it!
-We burned it together!
590
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,767
-But it was my mother's glove!
591
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,535
-So that was what you said!
-Oh!
592
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,871
-Oh, man!
We thought you cursed us.
593
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,139
[laughs]
so funny.
594
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,474
[laughs]
595
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:48,412
-Jeg forbander din blodlinje!
596
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,014
-Uh...
-Is your translator app on?
597
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,549
-Make no mistake,
that was a curse!
598
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,485
[bell tolls]
599
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:58,155
[eerie music]
600
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,091
[bell tolls]
601
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,093
[malevolent chuckle]
602
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,628
[eerie swell of music]
603
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,562
-I'll get the salt.
604
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,832
-Yeah.
605
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,702
♪
606
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,172
♪
607
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,843
♪
608
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,646
♪
609
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:26,517
♪
610
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,187
♪
611
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:33,890
♪
612
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:38,490
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