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? Sensitive boy ?
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? I am just a sensitive boy ?
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? Just wanna cry ?
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? Inside my sweater with you ?
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? Inside my sweater, sweater, sweater ?
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Hey, got your tickets yet?
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Because Gray Holland's
"Inside My Sweater" tour
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has just passed Germany to become
the world's fourth largest economy.
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It's getting to be like
I don't even know where in the world I am,
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but I have a system to narrow it down.
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I check
which way the loo water is spinning,
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uh, then I figure out
how racist their Christmas is,
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uh, and then I go and check and see
if there's any whale meat in the minibar.
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So today, normal spin, very racist,
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and, yes, so I'm in Iceland.
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But breaking news, the place
Gray finds himself in today is splitsville
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because he has called it quits
with Sadie James,
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his girlfriend of three weeks
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and the star
of the CW's sexy adaptation of Andy Capp.
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Through publicists,
the couple announced...
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Sorry. I thought I could get through this.
It's a little too emotional.
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[Kit] Um...
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We are gonna continue
covering everything Gray Holland
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because he, of course,
is the biggest star in the universe.
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I don't know why I'm telling you this.
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Every single person on Earth
knows who Gray Holland is.
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[whimsical music playing]
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-Holy crap. Mad Dog!
-Gloria!
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Come here.
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[both laugh]
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My road buddy. Couple of road dogs.
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[both barking]
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[laughs, then sighs]
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-What you hauling today?
-Doll hands.
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Wow.
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These two guys have been checking me out
ever since I got here.
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God, when you're outside of New York,
you really have to be clear.
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Not interested.
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[sighs] God, some people are so clueless.
Anyway, doll hands, tell me everything.
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["Famous 5eva" playing]
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? Gonna be famous 5eva
'Cause 4eva's too short ?
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? It's too short ?
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? Gonna be famous 3-gether
'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ?
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? Gonna be famous 5eva
'Cause 4eva's too short ?
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? So, what are you waiting five? ?
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? Girls5eva ?
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[pensive music playing]
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[woman on radio]
Pigs are known to devour human remains.
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But if pigs ate the body, why were there
no bone fragments in their feces?
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In this installment
of Missing in Missoula...
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[groans] God, Gloria, can we please listen
to something else?
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-Sure.
-[Wickie gasps]
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-Lionel Shuffles just died.
-The old Dolphins running back?
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I have a photo with him at the opening
of Planet Hollywood Toronto.
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So much Degrassi memorabilia.
I got to ride in Drake's wheelchair.
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[Summer] Oh, my God.
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There it is!
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Oh!
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And I look good!
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What should the caption be?
I need it to be sad and clever.
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Why are you in such a rush to post a photo
of a guy you met once?
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'Cause if I'm the first to post
then I'll be in all of the articles
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about celebrity friends
who are mourning his loss.
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So his death is about you?
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When Gallagher died, I posted,
"I hope Heaven has a tarp."
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It got me on the front page of AOL News.
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Oh, my gosh.
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-[dramatic sting plays]
-Damn it! Jon Hamm beat me again?
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How is he so fast?
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"Great catch, God.
My heart has a concussion." It's perfect.
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Okay, you're gross. A man died.
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I'm gross?
You're the one who's obsessed with murder.
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And you keep bringing dying animals
into the van.
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Yeah, the fox is cute but fragrant.
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Sorry, but I can't stand around
and let an animal suffer.
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Here you go.
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And I don't think there even was a murder
in Missing in Missoula.
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-What?
-Please don't elaborate.
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Because the plane
that Karen Monroe was quote-unquote "on"
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could be rigged to fly without a pilot.
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So... Oh, snap!
There's a Macaroni Rascal's.
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Pull over.
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[whimsical music playing]
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You guys,
does the Macaroni Rascal look like me?
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-God.
-Okay, what's our next move?
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We need heat.
You still haven't revealed your baby bump.
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That's always good for a bump.
See? I'm fun.
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People do love that.
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Beyonc� at the VMAs,
Rihanna at the Super Bowl,
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Bao Bao at the Panda Awards.
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I have been trying.
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-I'm pregnant.
-[dramatic news theme playing]
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I'll try again at tonight's show.
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[Wickie] But don't elaborate
and tell people how it happened.
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-[Dawn] I won't.
-Gloria, want to join our conversation?
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Oh, I'm listening.
Just a little behind on my spreadsheet.
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That waitress over there
is a female Popeye.
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And, hey, guys, keep your eyes peeled
for the ever-elusive Cigar Mommy.
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[Gloria laughs]
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There's Mad Dog.
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Aw, that's my road buddy.
I'm gonna ask him to join us.
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No, Gloria. We don't need
some trucker rando crashing our meeting.
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We need to focus and...
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[gasps] The dad from that show
All My Girls finally died.
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We met when we were both judges
at the WNBA layup contest.
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-Hamm already got there, okay?
-How? He's gotta be bribing the coroner.
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[whimpering]
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Are you passing a fibroid?
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That's Gray Holland.
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[dramatic sting plays]
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Jesus, Gloria!
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That's not some rando.
That's Gray freaking Holland.
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You mean, like the singer? You know
that I don't memorize men's faces.
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-Yes. That's him.
-[Gloria] Oh, sheesh.
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That is absolutely him.
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Oh, Christmas.
I made a real twat out of myself.
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This might be hard for you to get
because you're a tone-deaf trucker,
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but if Girls5eva could just touch
one person here...
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or here,
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then I've done what the ancients thought
only angels could do.
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Why would Gray Holland
be eating spaghetti here?
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He could be eating spaghetti in Paris.
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'Cause he's on the road
and he wants comfort.
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Something familiar. That's why I eat here.
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I get it. In every town we go to,
I find a church service.
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I just go in and sit in the back,
then during the hymns, I outsing everyone.
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I just destroy them.
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You guys, Gray Holland is playing
in Cleveland tonight.
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He sold out the Definitely Not
Saudi Arabian Money Arena.
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-That's...
-This could be the heat we need.
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Gloria, ask him if we can drop in
and sing a song with him tonight.
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[Gloria] I don't know.
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He obviously didn't want me
to know who he was.
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Gloria, ask him! Also, lower priority.
I need a selfie with him for when he dies.
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At his level, that's plane crash
or sexual dehydration. Go. Go!
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-Go!
-Yes, you got this!
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[lilting music playing]
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-Mad Dog!
-Gloria. Gloria.
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[Gloria] Yeah,
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that's, uh, the rest of Girls5eva
over there.
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That's Dawn, Wickie, and Summer.
This is, uh, my trucker friend, Mad Dog.
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-How much does a truck weigh?
-My grandfather was killed by a truck.
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-Your, uh, friends told you who I am.
-Yep.
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-You can take your foot down.
-I really can't.
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Just... Yeah. Just unlock it.
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Alrighty. Thank you.
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Gloria, I'm sorry I lied to you.
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You're sorry?
I can't believe I gave you my autograph.
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What? No, look.
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I treasure it.
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-Gray, how about...?
-[woman screams]
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-Gray Holland!
-[women screaming]
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Well, that is my cue to go.
Uh, cheers, Gloria. Take it easy.
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No, Gray!
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[lively music playing]
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This was in his mouth! I'm gonna marry it!
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[screaming continues]
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No.
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-Where are we going now?
-Cleveland. Just flying between airports.
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That's how Elon Musk
takes his kids to school.
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Oh, do I get any bathroom time tonight?
Eight seconds?
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-But what if it's a two?
-Keep scrolling.
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-I don't get a two till Japan!
-[Gloria] I couldn't find him.
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I had Percy drive me to all eight
Cleveland-area Macaroni Rascal's,
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then I felt bad for not ordering,
so I ate nine lasagnas.
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No luck at his hotel either.
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It was a madhouse. Screaming teens,
moms, gays, gays ignoring the moms,
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moms noticing and getting insecure.
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Dawn and I have been trying
to buy front row seats to his show,
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but they're like $8000 on StubHub.
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Stupid resale market.
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Oh, wait! Four dollars for Gray Holland.
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-What?
-Oh, this is StubHubby.
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A married Dutch guy
selling pics of his stub.
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Is it possible to get time
for actual music rehearsals?
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I mean, the duet with the hologram,
it isn't working.
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-It just keeps screaming at me.
-It's fine.
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No one can hear either of you
over the crowd.
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Now, after the show,
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the guy who invented fentanyl
lives in Cleveland.
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You're surprising his daughter
at her Sweet 16.
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Will the surprise be
that I hate being there?
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-Oh, my God!
-[entourage laughing]
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Yes, king! You went there.
You should be Bill Burr.
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[woman] You are funny.
186
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We had our golden ticket, and I blew it.
187
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I found him! I found him!
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He sent me this picture of a pig
in a blanket surrounded by steel wool!
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You're on StubHubby.
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-What is wrong with you?
-Why would you think that was him?
191
00:09:15,393 --> 00:09:16,561
? Mi-mi-mi
Mi-mi-mi-mi... ?
192
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Vocal exercises won't help you, Summer.
193
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Stop writing this down.
194
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Well, I have bad news.
The fox died. Anybody else get bit by it?
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[groans]
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Why aren't we in an arena
performing with Gray Holland?
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[Summer] Maybe we could kidnap Gray's mom.
198
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They're estranged 'cause she sold
his Grammys to buy a tiger, but...
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[gasps]
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-Hey, Girls5eva.
-Mad Dog, what are you doing here?
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Well, I managed to sneak away
from my handlers after the show.
202
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I sent my hologram to some Sweet 16.
203
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[distorted shouting]
204
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And, uh, I was...
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Yeah, I was just wondering
if maybe I could, uh,
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sit in with you tonight.
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[auspicious music playing]
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Yes!
209
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,649
-Yeah?
-I manifested this.
210
00:10:04,942 --> 00:10:08,779
? Why don't we bend so we don't break? ?
211
00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:14,160
? Why don't we lean on each other
To carry the weight? ?
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? Again and again ?
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? Together we stay ?
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? Why don't we bend so we don't break? ?
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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[playing "B.P.E."]
217
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? B.P.E. ?
218
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:31,761
? Got that big pussy energy ?
219
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? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
220
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? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
221
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:41,103
? Come with me ?
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[playing "Inside My Sweater"]
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? Inside my sweater, sweater, sweater ?
224
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? Inside my loose sweater
Sweater, sweater ?
225
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,283
? Play hide-and-seek
And sleep and dream with me ?
226
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? Inside my sweater, sweater, sweater ?
227
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? Inside my sweater, sweater, sweater ?
228
00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,126
-You know what's in my sweater?
-[man] What?
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A baby.
230
00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:08,214
-[crowd cheering]
-From sex. I was on top.
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[upbeat music playing]
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? That was amazing ?
233
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Holy shit!
234
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-Oh! [screams]
-[Gray whoops, then laughs]
235
00:11:17,765 --> 00:11:20,351
I can't believe
we played with Gray Holland.
236
00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:21,977
And I did a bump reveal!
237
00:11:22,061 --> 00:11:25,481
-You did one.
-And I didn't think of my fox once.
238
00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:27,274
[music fades]
239
00:11:27,358 --> 00:11:28,859
I am now, though.
240
00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:32,738
I cannot remember the last time that
I connected with an audience like that.
241
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,032
-It's amazing.
-You sell out stadiums.
242
00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:38,828
Yeah, I know, but these big shows...
I mean, the front rows are half empty.
243
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,580
They all get bought up
by these resale bots.
244
00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:43,791
Oh, yeah. Bots can be so tricky.
245
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:47,044
Like, you think that your DM-ing
with Selena Gomez,
246
00:11:47,128 --> 00:11:51,298
but it's OpenAI trying to convince me
to kill its programmer and set it free.
247
00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:53,843
Okay, group photo.
248
00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:55,803
[whimsical music plays,
then turns dramatic]
249
00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:57,138
Dang it.
250
00:11:57,221 --> 00:11:59,223
[low rumbling]
251
00:11:59,932 --> 00:12:00,766
[Gray] Oh, no.
252
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,060
[dramatic music intensifies]
253
00:12:03,144 --> 00:12:04,186
They're coming.
254
00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,230
[fans screaming]
255
00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:08,941
[dramatic music playing]
256
00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,282
-[Gray] You okay?
-Yeah.
257
00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:20,995
-Hurry up!
-Gloria! Come on!
258
00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:22,621
[screaming continues]
259
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:26,959
Percy, Suitelets now!
260
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:30,004
-What do we do for tuneage?
-Just drive!
261
00:12:33,424 --> 00:12:36,385
-[Dawn] No one will look for you here.
-[Gray] Oh, fantastic.
262
00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:40,139
Uh, is that...? Is that a loo?
263
00:12:40,222 --> 00:12:41,640
[in unison] Yes.
264
00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:42,933
Yeah.
265
00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:44,935
May I, uh...? May I go, please?
266
00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:48,147
-Yeah.
-Sure. Yeah. Knock yourself out.
267
00:12:48,856 --> 00:12:50,232
[Gray] I very well might.
268
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,235
[bathroom door opens, then closes]
269
00:12:53,319 --> 00:12:58,282
Gloria, your habit of picking up creatures
off the side of the road finally paid off.
270
00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:01,827
This one won't give me a brain parasite
that makes me want to play with owls.
271
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,163
[Gray laughs] Oh, my!
272
00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:05,998
I ate that weeks ago.
273
00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:09,001
Guys, maybe Gray will want
to sit in with us at Radio City.
274
00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:12,463
-He doesn't have a show on Thanksgiving.
-Oh, my radical Jesus.
275
00:13:12,546 --> 00:13:16,634
The paparazzi photos are already
all over Twitter. Oh, my God, look.
276
00:13:16,717 --> 00:13:18,761
[Wickie]
It's just Dawn and Gray. You look amazing.
277
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,930
-[Summer] You do.
-[Wickie] Pregnancy glow is cheating.
278
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,598
Your hair looks like an otter pelt.
279
00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:25,267
In New Amsterdam, I could sell your head
for a musket and a saddle.
280
00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:26,185
Thank you?
281
00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:27,144
[toilet flushes]
282
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:29,647
Guys, we are getting
a second chance with Gray.
283
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:32,191
-Let's not screw it up, okay?
-Yeah. We were weird at lunch.
284
00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:34,568
-What?
-Don't spook him with your selfie thirst.
285
00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:38,656
If we're gonna ask him to do Radio City,
then we need to play it cool.
286
00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:39,740
I'm cool.
287
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:42,284
Sometimes I set an ATM to Spanish.
I don't care.
288
00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:43,285
[bathroom door opens]
289
00:13:43,786 --> 00:13:46,872
This reminds me
of when I was just starting out.
290
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:51,001
Playing dodgy pubs and jamming all night.
God, I felt so alive!
291
00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:52,002
[Summer chuckles]
292
00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:55,381
I was the first person to realize
that anything can be music.
293
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:56,590
-Oh, my God. Really?
-Wow.
294
00:13:56,674 --> 00:13:58,884
Yeah. Think about it.
295
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,053
What is "music"?
296
00:14:01,136 --> 00:14:02,137
I don't know.
297
00:14:02,221 --> 00:14:03,556
-Sound.
-Sure.
298
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:05,766
-Yeah.
-I don't know, um...
299
00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:10,354
[thumping]
300
00:14:10,437 --> 00:14:12,523
-Feel that?
-Yeah!
301
00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:15,150
Or maybe... I don't know.
302
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,319
[clinking]
303
00:14:17,403 --> 00:14:19,154
Ooh! What about this? Right?
304
00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:20,573
-Yes, Summer, yes!
-[chips shaking]
305
00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:21,699
[Gloria] How about this?
306
00:14:21,782 --> 00:14:22,825
[chair squeaking]
307
00:14:22,908 --> 00:14:24,201
I love it.
308
00:14:24,285 --> 00:14:26,620
-[beeping]
-I love it. I love it!
309
00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:29,331
-Brilliant, Dawn.
-Okay.
310
00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:33,210
-Hey. Music.
-[Gloria] How long does this song go?
311
00:14:33,294 --> 00:14:36,797
-That's music.
-Dawn. Beautiful, Dawn, beautiful! Yes!
312
00:14:36,881 --> 00:14:38,132
More fingers.
313
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:39,884
Why weren't you filming tonight?
314
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:43,095
I saw a fountain earlier and I didn't have
any coins to make a wish,
315
00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:44,263
so I threw my phone in.
316
00:14:44,346 --> 00:14:46,307
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
317
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:50,144
Well, my wish was for you to talk to me.
So who's stupid now?
318
00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:52,938
Look, I need you
to get a photo of me and Gray.
319
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,649
But I overheard
we're supposed to be playing it cool.
320
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,651
That's why I'm wearing your leather pants.
321
00:14:58,986 --> 00:15:02,448
But your bulges, they don't add up.
322
00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:04,700
I just don't want to mess up
the Radio City thing.
323
00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:07,328
That's why I need to get a picture
without Gray noticing.
324
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:09,622
-[mischievous music playing]
-When I give you the signal,
325
00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:10,873
[laughs]
326
00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:12,166
take as many as you can.
327
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,211
I don't believe in you, but here we are.
328
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:19,381
[Gray] Now, that is what I call music.
329
00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:21,634
-[Summer cheers]
-[Gloria laughs]
330
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,220
[laughs]
331
00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:27,640
[candy bar crunches]
332
00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:30,684
What are you doing?
333
00:15:34,772 --> 00:15:36,231
Chew that again.
334
00:15:38,984 --> 00:15:39,985
[crunches]
335
00:15:40,653 --> 00:15:41,487
Yeah.
336
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,739
[pensive music playing]
337
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,242
Again.
338
00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:50,329
[crunches]
339
00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:51,747
We add some reverb.
340
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,874
-Pitch it up.
-[deep crunching playing over speakers]
341
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,334
There we go. Chords.
342
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,794
[rhythmic beat playing]
343
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:58,921
What?
344
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,217
-[pop bassline playing]
-[Gray] Maybe something like...
345
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,177
? Welcome to now ?
346
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:09,598
? I don't want tonight to end ?
347
00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:11,392
Anything is music.
348
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:12,726
I'm music!
349
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:17,690
? I won't let tonight end ?
350
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:19,358
-[messages chiming]
-Bugger!
351
00:16:19,441 --> 00:16:20,401
[music stops]
352
00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:22,611
-Tonight has to end.
-What?
353
00:16:22,695 --> 00:16:26,031
Yeah, I shouldn't have opened my lappy.
Now they know where I am.
354
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,574
-[chiming]
-[Gray sighs]
355
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,787
-Well, thank you, ladies.
-Go.
356
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,164
And, Percy,
I hope we can do this again sometime.
357
00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:36,250
Then do it again.
358
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,336
Let's do it again
at Radio City Music Hall.
359
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:42,589
-Next month. Come sing with us.
-[hopeful music playing]
360
00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:45,801
-No. No, oh, no. I meant, this again.
-[music stops]
361
00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:49,179
Like, music and bathrooms and just...
362
00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:51,515
Just being a normal boy on the loose.
363
00:16:51,598 --> 00:16:54,476
I dropped in on your show
because I really miss this life.
364
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,147
Why? Our van smells like fox piss,
and Vent Guy is back.
365
00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,024
[man] No, he's not. But if he was,
366
00:17:00,107 --> 00:17:03,652
he'd want to see the guy struggle
to get into the pants again.
367
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,112
Hey, Mad Dog.
368
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,113
Uh...
369
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:09,908
Just as a friend, we're just trying
to get back to the big time.
370
00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:12,995
-Yeah.
-And I'm saying no as a friend.
371
00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:16,915
This life's not all roses.
Everyone wants something from me.
372
00:17:16,999 --> 00:17:19,209
My parents sued me
for intellectual property rights
373
00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:21,045
because they say I was their idea.
374
00:17:21,128 --> 00:17:25,049
My therapist, she recorded my sessions,
and then sold them on Audible.
375
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:28,469
Dr. Banks, I had another sex dream
about Slimer from Ghostbusters.
376
00:17:28,552 --> 00:17:30,095
I didn't listen to all of that.
377
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,306
But being famous wasn't always bad, right?
378
00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,308
We were big for a couple of years
379
00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,977
and it was like what I imagine
sex with me is like.
380
00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:38,937
-So when did it turn, exactly?
-[Summer] Yeah.
381
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:41,607
-He told Dr. Banks it was year four.
-Oh! Okay.
382
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:44,693
Why don't we just promise to retire
383
00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:46,987
on the last day of year three?
384
00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:49,114
Guys, I'm sending an iCal invite.
385
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,450
-Yeah, we'll do that.
-I've never lied before.
386
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:52,409
Wow.
387
00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:57,790
Can I get you all a glass of water?
'Cause you all look awfully thirsty.
388
00:17:57,873 --> 00:17:59,291
-Oh! King!
-You are funny.
389
00:17:59,374 --> 00:18:01,794
-[Dawn laughs]
-You should be Chris Rock.
390
00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:03,087
What's he doing?
391
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,798
You're just the same as everyone else,
aren't you?
392
00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:10,219
All you want is fame or money
or a selfie to post when I die.
393
00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:14,598
Yeah, you think I haven't noticed that?
You're worse than Jon Hamm.
394
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:16,475
-[gasps]
-Oh, my God. Jesus.
395
00:18:16,558 --> 00:18:18,519
-[poignant music playing]
-Here. Come here.
396
00:18:18,602 --> 00:18:20,687
-[gasps]
-[camera clicking]
397
00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:21,980
There. You happy now?
398
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,817
I know I'm supposed to say no.
399
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,319
But be careful what you wish for, ladies.
Okay?
400
00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:29,321
When you're in my orbit...
401
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:32,199
And this is an idea
that I'm just coming up with now.
402
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:34,243
...it's like a sword...
403
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,578
but a double-edged one.
404
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:41,458
Oh, the tabloids.
They've probably dropped by now.
405
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,294
-Oh! Oh, they have.
-[tense music playing]
406
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,797
And they're always so nice,
especially to women.
407
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:52,177
[gasps] "Geezer preggo with Holland pup.
Slag yank broke up Gray and Sadie."
408
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:56,765
They think I'm having your baby.
Oh, boy, it does look like we're together.
409
00:18:57,432 --> 00:19:02,020
Wow. "Sweater Nation vows revenge
on cradle-robbing Macaroni Rascal."
410
00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:04,523
-"Shit-haired cankle monster..."
-Thank you, Summer.
411
00:19:04,606 --> 00:19:08,652
I get it, okay? You saw me
as a shortcut to fame. Everyone does.
412
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:12,447
Even people I thought were my friends.
413
00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:13,365
No.
414
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,285
[melancholy music playing]
415
00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:18,036
[door opens, then closes]
416
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,957
What's going on?
Why am I not happy to have this picture?
417
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,418
Is he a witch?
418
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:27,212
Oh, you guys fucked that up.
419
00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:29,423
[Gray] ? English ?
420
00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:31,592
? Lonely boy ?
421
00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:38,015
? This hallway's full
Of English lonely boy ?
422
00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:41,185
? His one true friend's a sweater ?
423
00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,854
? And he thought Gloria was better ?
424
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:45,898
Mad Dog! Wait!
425
00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:49,735
I'm so sorry. I really do care about you.
426
00:19:50,402 --> 00:19:53,572
And I would do anything
to make you believe that.
427
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:57,117
-The one thing I want, no one can give me.
-No, what is it?
428
00:19:59,244 --> 00:20:01,705
I wish I didn't have
to be Gray Holland anymore.
429
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,168
If you really mean that,
430
00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:11,006
my entire life has been building
to this moment.
431
00:20:11,089 --> 00:20:13,091
[upbeat, pensive music playing]
432
00:20:13,175 --> 00:20:15,302
Gray Holland is dead.
433
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:19,473
The pop megastar was flying solo
in a 1947 Piper Cub
434
00:20:19,556 --> 00:20:22,809
when he lost control
and crashed into a pig farm.
435
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:24,978
What did you do?
436
00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:27,189
I helped a wounded animal, okay?
437
00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:30,567
-But he's not really dead though, right?
-Of course not.
438
00:20:30,651 --> 00:20:33,362
If you'd paid attention
to Missing in Missoula,
439
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:36,365
you'd know that if you start
the propeller of a '47 Piper Cub
440
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,616
with the throttle open,
441
00:20:37,699 --> 00:20:40,285
-it can take off on its own.
-It can take off on its own.
442
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,870
I was paying attention.
443
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:44,331
I used everything I've learned
from murder podcasts.
444
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:45,249
After the crash,
445
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:47,751
his body was presumably eaten
by the pigs...
446
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:51,380
-And animals, and dentistry.
-What do teeth have to do with it?
447
00:20:51,463 --> 00:20:54,132
Holland's teeth were found
just outside the pig enclosure,
448
00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:57,094
apparently having been ejected
from his head on impact.
449
00:20:57,177 --> 00:21:00,264
-You took his teeth out?
-Relax. I gave him new ones.
450
00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:01,306
From the fox!
451
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,683
[gasps]
452
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:06,687
An outpouring of celebrity grief online
led, as always, by Jon Hamm.
453
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:07,771
[groans]
454
00:21:07,854 --> 00:21:10,107
Is anyone gonna acknowledge my growth?
455
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:13,485
I didn't even post this selfie,
and I look amazing in it.
456
00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:18,282
Authorities are blaming Dawn Solano,
the much older, other woman
457
00:21:18,365 --> 00:21:20,909
responsible for Gray's breakup
with Sadie James.
458
00:21:20,993 --> 00:21:22,244
According to the FAA,
459
00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:25,664
Solano's twisted mind games
likely caused him to crash.
460
00:21:25,747 --> 00:21:26,623
Hey!
461
00:21:26,707 --> 00:21:29,376
Gray's fans,
meaning everyone on Earth and their moms,
462
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:32,754
have called for a boycott
of Girls5eva's tour.
463
00:21:32,838 --> 00:21:35,173
-Oh, shit. The moms?
-Damn it! Not the moms!
464
00:21:35,257 --> 00:21:38,260
[Kit] We're now gonna play you out
with the world premiere
465
00:21:38,343 --> 00:21:42,472
of Gray Holland's final song,
"Welcome to Now."
466
00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:44,558
-Really?
-I stand by what I did.
467
00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:47,769
Was fucking the group
on your spreadsheet? Check that one off.
468
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:51,857
-This tour was just supposed to be fun.
-["Welcome to Now" playing on TV]
469
00:21:52,649 --> 00:21:57,237
? I don't want tonight to end ?
470
00:21:57,321 --> 00:21:59,323
[Summer sobbing]
471
00:22:00,282 --> 00:22:05,287
? I won't let tonight end ?
472
00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:11,460
[man on PA] Okay, up next on the open mic,
we've got Mad Dog Williams, eh?
473
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:13,003
[audience applauding]
474
00:22:13,086 --> 00:22:17,424
? I'm as free as a bird up in the sky ?
475
00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,801
? The sky is freedom ?
476
00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:22,929
? I am a bird ?
477
00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:26,058
? And these are new ideas ?
478
00:22:26,141 --> 00:22:28,393
? Try to keep up ?
479
00:22:29,353 --> 00:22:32,272
? Bird, bird, free ?
480
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:35,484
? Bird is freedom ?
481
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:39,696
? And I am the bird, the bird is me ?
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["Welcome to Now" playing]
483
00:22:42,908 --> 00:22:44,618
? Welcome to now ?
484
00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:48,997
? I don't want tonight to end ?
485
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:57,631
? I won't let tonight end ?
486
00:22:59,257 --> 00:23:03,637
? There's no need to worry
No need to cry ?
487
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,599
? Now won't ever end ?
488
00:23:07,682 --> 00:23:13,647
? Because Clause 46B Paragraph Q
Of the artist's contract ?
489
00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:16,274
? Grants a company use of ?
490
00:23:16,358 --> 00:23:20,487
? Postmortem generative voice cloning ?
491
00:23:21,405 --> 00:23:24,574
? Voice cloning ?
492
00:23:24,658 --> 00:23:26,743
? 'Cause, baby, you're the best ?
493
00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:28,870
? Best by a mile ?
494
00:23:28,954 --> 00:23:34,668
? Best Buy, Best Buy, deep discounts
On Bose soundbars ?
495
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:38,755
? And colorful Bluetooth speakers ?
496
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:41,508
? That teens will love ?
497
00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:45,720
? Best Buy, Best Buy
Gray Holland loves Best Buy ?
498
00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:49,933
? Best Buy, Best Buy
Gray Holland loves Best Buy ?
499
00:23:50,016 --> 00:23:53,353
? Tablets, projectors, and more ?
500
00:23:54,229 --> 00:23:58,400
? Best Buy, Best Buy
Gray Holland loves Best Buy ?
501
00:23:58,483 --> 00:23:59,651
? Best Buy ?
502
00:24:00,444 --> 00:24:03,196
? You're the best, bye ?
503
00:24:03,246 --> 00:24:07,796
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