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♪ Just a-good old boys ♪
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THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw ♪
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♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Some day the
mountain might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a
little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just a-good old boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system ♪
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♪ Like a true
modern-day Robin Hood ♪
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Not a lot of folks jog.
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In Hazzard, most of the jogging
is done on four wheels or legs.
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In this case,
there are six legs.
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And two of them could stop
a Confederate cavalry charge.
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Either Maudine's been
taking beauty lessons...
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or Daisy borrowed
herself one pretty horse.
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Now, Maudine isn't Jesse's
girlfriend, she's Jesse's mule.
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It's old Hughie Hogg...
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trying to sneak his
way back into Hazzard.
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Hey, fellas! Isn't he pretty?
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- Meet Country Boy.
- Where did you get him?
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I'm exercising him for
Mary Belle. Hold on, boy.
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The Dukes!
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You have figured out by now,
Hughie Hogg is Boss' nephew.
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GENERAL LEE
Let's give her a hand.
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Stop.
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- Get the General close.
- Yes, sir.
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Come on, pull up.
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Come on. A little closer.
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I'm getting it.
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Be careful, she's the only
good-looking cousin I've got.
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Come on, Daisy. Come on, honey.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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You gotta stop eating
pancakes, girl. You alright?
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Thank you.
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- You okay?
- Yes.
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Alright, Bo, ease it
down to a stop now.
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- Are you alright, Daisy?
- Yes. Thank you.
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That horse really
got away from me.
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No wonder, with that Hughie
Hogg blowing a siren under his nose.
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Let's go pound
some sense into him.
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First we got to
catch that horse...
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then we'll go get
Hughie, alright?
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Alright.
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Get in.
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Hit it.
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So, on behalf of all you good
folks of Hazzard County...
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I want to personally thank...
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this very generous young
man, my nephew, Hughie Hogg...
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for donating to
Hazzard County...
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this brand-spanking-new
used fire truck.
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"Brand-spanking-new
used fire truck"?
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I smell something and it
ain't the wind from the stables.
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Hughie Hogg.
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Hope you brought an ambulance.
You'll need it once we done.
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Spooking Daisy's
horse like that.
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It was an accident!
And I got witnesses.
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Yeah, and if you lay
hand on my nephew...
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Sheriff Coltrane is gonna
lock you up where you'll rot...
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till the jailhouse
crumbles around you.
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Or even longer. I'll cuff you
and stuff you. Now just scoot.
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Alright. Hughie,
just remember...
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you got anymore shenanigans
in mind against the Duke family...
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you better forget them
'cause we've just about had it.
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If you boys are so fired
up with spit and vinegar...
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here's your chance to do
something useful for a change.
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Like what?
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Like joining the Hazzard
County Volunteer Fire Brigade.
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You're wasting your time,
Uncle Boss. They're just chicken.
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You wait just a minute. Who
you calling chicken, turkey?
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I hereby volunteer both me
and Luke's services right now.
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I suppose it is a good cause,
even though y'all are involved.
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I imagine Uncle
Jesse will join, too.
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You won't be able to join any
cause if you're in the slammer.
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And that's what you'll
be if you don't scoot.
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- You know what I'll do?
- Yeah.
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- You'll arrest us for loitering.
- Cuff us, stuff us, right?
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- Yeah, I could do that.
- Alright, thanks for joining.
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That's very nice of you.
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Everybody, the presentation's
over now, so you can go on.
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See? They fell for it, just like
I said they would, Uncle Boss.
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I'll have the Duke's out of
this town and in jail before...
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you can pluck a
bald chicken bald.
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And you know why I'm giving
you a second chance, Hughie?
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Because you are the
meanest, backbitingest...
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double-crossingest...
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lowdown Hogg in history.
And I love you for it.
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Well, you know. I
always try to do my worst.
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One more thing. Your watch, sir.
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Your wallet, sir.
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I don't care what anybody says.
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Anytime Hughie Hogg shows
up, it means trouble for us Dukes.
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That's right.
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Everybody's got a right
to a second chance.
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Now maybe he
turned over a new leaf.
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Uncle Jesse, a snake that
sheds its skin is still a snake.
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Well, you could be right.
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Breaker, this is a
Hazzard County fire alert.
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Here's your chief.
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Attention all volunteer firemen.
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This is Fire Commissioner
J.D. Hogg speaking. Now listen.
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There's a very bad fire
over at Zack Wheaton's farm.
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So I'm ordering all
volunteer firemen to hightail...
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it right over there on the
double to meet my engine.
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Over and out.
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It looks like we're gonna
get four birds with one stone.
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- Hughie? Nephew Boss to you.
- Nephew Boss to me.
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Now let's get this shine
stashed in the house, now.
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The reason Boss knew there
was a fire at Zack's farm...
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he told Zack to
set it. Zack did it...
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because Boss held his mortgage.
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Don't power corrupt
something terrible?
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No! Sorry, folks.
Just a false alarm.
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But maybe we'll get lucky
and have a real fire next time.
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Meanwhile, I wanna thank
y'all for rising to the occasion...
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and getting here so quick.
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Just go home, now. That's all.
There's nothing more. Go away.
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Bye, now.
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- I don't like the smell of this.
- That makes three of us.
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He didn't call us out here on
a wild goose chase for nothing.
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- Let's get home.
- He's up to something.
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Bo, if you get your hands
off the food, I'll say grace.
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Lord, we thank you for this
bounteous table placed here.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Y'all don't reckon
that's another fire?
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It's Rosco and Cletus.
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How come he always arrives
between blessings and vittles?
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Daisy, I got a warrant
to search these premises.
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Sure, Rosco. We
got nothing to hide.
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- Come on in.
- Well, we'll see about that.
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Tell you what, you find
anything of value, we'll split it.
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Uncle Jesse, I wish
you wouldn't say that.
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Y'all don't mind if
we go right on eating?
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By the time you find anything,
our stew is going to be cold.
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Bo, I wouldn't bet
the farm on that.
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Let's see here. Not
in the cookie jar either.
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Well, let's just look
under here. There should...
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Lookie, lookie.
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Bad news. Bad news.
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Naughty, naughty.
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That must be 200-proof.
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Well, looks to me like you boys
done violated your probation.
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- That's a lie and you know it.
- We never saw that shine before.
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There ain't been one ounce
of new shine in this house...
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since I promised the Federal
Government I would make no more.
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You old goat, I ain't arresting
you. I'm arresting these two.
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Alright, Cletus, let's
cuff them and stuff them.
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It ain't nothing personal.
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I love this part.
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Rosco, there's
no hard feelings...
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No hard feelings? They'll only
get about 20 years, I reckon.
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- We'll see y'all in 20 years.
- Yeah.
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Go!
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- What are you doing here?
- Hush! Just get up and get them!
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Come on, let's go!
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Wait for me, Wild Bill.
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Shoot, they're sticking
to us like fat on a hog jowl.
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Wait a minute. Have you been
giving Rosco driving lessons?
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You're crazy.
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BOARS NEST CLOSED
FOR PRIVATE PARTY
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To Bo and Luke Duke,
long may they live...
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in the federal pen.
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And to Rosco and Cletus, who
should catch them right now.
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That's the least
of our problems.
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Watkins Bridge is still out.
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This is one heck
of a time to tell me.
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Now would you just look at that?
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I don't even think the
General could jump that far.
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You ain't gonna trick me into
making that jump and landing.
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What'd I tell you, Flash?
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Ain't nothing them
Dukes can do about it now.
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Cletus, what're
you doing up there?
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You know you scuffed my vehicle?
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Get down here and
help me out of here.
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Sure thing. As soon as
I head off Bo and Luke.
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Wait. Cletus!
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I presume you must be
Jefferson Davis Hogg?
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I am. How'd you get in
here? Listen, can't you read?
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There's a sign outside that
says "Closed for Private Party."
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You'd be surprised how
many doors that opens.
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"A.B. Stillwell, Chief Director,
Southeastern Section...
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"Internal Revenue Service."
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The Feds!
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What would the Internal
Revenue Service want with...
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an honest citizen
like Uncle Boss?
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Let's put it this way:
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When a man of his obvious
affluence pays a total tax...
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of $87.14 over a
seven-year period...
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something smells
rotten in the Hogg pen.
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What do you mean by
"man of obvious affluence"?
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I'm just hanging on by a thread.
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You can hide cash,
but not real estate.
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We'll check the county records.
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If you own property worth more
than you said you've earned...
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you'd better get
yourself a sharp lawyer.
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Wait a minute.
You can't do that!
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You can't do that! Why
can't he, Uncle Boss?
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Why? Well, because...
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While you're figuring
out the answer...
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I've scheduled the audit
for 9:00 tomorrow morning.
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Have a good day, Mr. Hogg.
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What does he mean, "good day"?
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This is the worst
day of my life.
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While Boss was poor-mouthing...
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old Cletus was doing
better than he should.
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Considering who he was.
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Dang, we got the tail end wet.
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Buzzard on a buzz saw.
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Ain't no way I can keep
up with them Duke boys...
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If I didn't have me a shortcut.
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Hughie, you are looking
at one dead Hogg.
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When that IRS fellow
examines the county records...
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he's gonna find it easier
to list all the properties...
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I don't own than the ones I do.
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There's no problem, Uncle Boss.
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The IRS can't prove that you've
been cheating on your taxes...
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if you haven't got
anything to show for it.
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Put all your assets in someone
else's name till the audit...
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- then you take it back.
- Yeah.
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That's what I'll do.
That's a wonderful idea.
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No. I can't do that. Because
who is this someone else?
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There ain't nobody that I
trust to give it back. In fact...
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the only person in this
whole world I trust...
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you ain't gonna believe this...
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is Jesse Duke.
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There you go.
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- Put everything into his name.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what I'll do.
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No, I can't. Because Jesse is
the uncle of Bo and Luke Duke.
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And when the chips are down,
blood is thicker than water.
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I mean, when push
comes to shove...
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blood is thicker than water.
241
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:45,090
That's who I can
trust, Hughie. You!
242
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,960
- Me?
- Yeah.
243
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:49,700
You don't know what
you're saying, Uncle Boss.
244
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:52,320
I've been lying and
cheating all my life.
245
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:57,490
- I might swindle everything.
- No, you wouldn't.
246
00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:01,240
Why, remember, blood
is thicker than water.
247
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,670
It's gotta be you.
248
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:08,460
Look. We'll go right down to
the County Hall of Records...
249
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,030
and we'll change all the
names on the ledger down there.
250
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,900
But meanwhile, we
got to draw up a paper...
251
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:17,950
and sign, to make
everything legal.
252
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,950
Meanwhile, the boys
were still retreating...
253
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,820
like the Yankees at Manassas.
254
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,830
And old Cletus is
like a broken clock...
255
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,140
It's right at least
once in a while.
256
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,150
Hey, look out for Billy Ray.
257
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,990
Cletus, you fool! Trying to kill
me? What's the matter with you?
258
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,860
Friends, you think farming
ain't tough in Hazzard County?
259
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,780
Well, don't get hot. I'm sorry.
260
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:06,040
Looks like everybody's okay.
261
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,690
At least we bought
ourselves time...
262
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,870
to find out who planted
that shine in our kitchen.
263
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,480
I'll give you one guess.
264
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,660
Like they say, a Hogg
can't change his spots.
265
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,700
Especially not Hughie.
266
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:19,840
Get Cooter on the CB. See if
he can keep an eye on them.
267
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,800
Crazy C, this is the Lost Sheep.
268
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,280
Be right back, Chief.
269
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,280
Crazy Cooter coming back at you.
270
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:30,800
Hope y'all are
laying low, 'cause...
271
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,890
the entire Hazzard
constabulary is looking for y'all.
272
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,980
They ain't the only
ones on a manhunt.
273
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:38,640
You haven't seen
Hughie Hogg, have you?
274
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:41,600
Yeah. Him and Boss went into
the county building an hour ago.
275
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,250
Their cars are still
parked outside...
276
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,250
I reckon they're still in there.
277
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,340
Do us a favor and let us
know which way he goes...
278
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:51,520
when he leaves. We aim
to have a talk with that man.
279
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:55,050
I'll keep my eagle eyes
out. That's a big 10-4 ya'll.
280
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,960
Here.
281
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,880
Here.
282
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,450
Here. Alright. That's
the last one, Hughie.
283
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:10,190
Every thing I got in this whole
wide world is now in your name.
284
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,110
As far as the Internal
Revenue Service is concerned...
285
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,890
I ain't got a penny.
286
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,680
You may have never spoken
a truer word in your whole life.
287
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,120
Yeah.
288
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,900
Yeah.
289
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,120
- Alright, let's go.
- Here we go.
290
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,080
HAZZARD COUNTY COURT HOUSE
291
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,600
You sure been good to me.
292
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:34,430
You're a special kind
of guy, Uncle Boss.
293
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,830
Alright, then. See you.
294
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,830
Come on now,
let's get out of here.
295
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,820
Breaker, Breaker, Crazy
Cooter coming at you.
296
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,500
Y'all home on the Hazzard net?
297
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,370
What's up, Crazy C?
298
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,420
Looks like Boss
Hogg is headed home.
299
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:05,380
But little piglet Hughie is
going on Hopkin's Road.
300
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,500
Don't know what we'll do
without you. Thanks Cooter.
301
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,310
- How did the scam go?
- Exactly like I said it would.
302
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,840
You know, you make
a darn good IRS man.
303
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,410
- There we go.
- Just a minute.
304
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,060
Alright.
305
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,240
I don't know who that guy is.
306
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:44,330
If he's dealing with Hughie
Hogg, you can bet he's a skunk.
307
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,380
It's time we taught them
both some manners.
308
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,550
I say, country boy...
309
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,470
all you're gonna do is
spend time in the federal pen.
310
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,510
- What for?
- Moving shine.
311
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,730
Come on. Let's go.
312
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,340
That's old Hughie's minion.
313
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,260
Looks like old Hughie's
covered all the angles.
314
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:04,000
Rosco, ain't you gonna
listen to our side of the story?
315
00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:07,130
I don't talk to jailbirds.
316
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,660
Especially when
their name is Duke.
317
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,400
You better get Boss
Hogg to come talk to us...
318
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,210
or he'll be finished
here in Hazzard County.
319
00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,620
Did you hear that, sheriff?
320
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,140
Why, he's threatenin'
uncle Boss's life.
321
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,240
Like they say, blood
is thicker than water.
322
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,760
Old Boss is about to figure
out how thick blood can get.
323
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,900
What's all this?
324
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,640
What's going on
here? Let me out.
325
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,340
All my things are out here.
Look, here's my barber chair.
326
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:40,390
My billiard table,
my desk, my big fish.
327
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,170
Somebody's gonna pay for this.
328
00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:46,910
I never heard of such a thing.
329
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,310
All my stuff. I just
don't understand it.
330
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,880
What's going on here?
All my stuff is outside.
331
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:58,800
And all this stuff is in here.
332
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,930
- Hi, Uncle Boss.
- Hughie!
333
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:05,370
What have you done here?
334
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,370
All these things must
have cost a fortune.
335
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,410
Of my money.
336
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,590
That's the way the
praline crumbles...
337
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,290
I mean, you signed
everything over to me.
338
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:19,730
- But that was temporary.
- Yeah, but I made it permanent.
339
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,120
No, you didn't.
340
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:27,390
- Yes, you did, didn't you?
- I did.
341
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,040
Why would you do
something like that to me?
342
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:33,090
When you called me to come
here and snooker the Dukes...
343
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,620
I figured I could make it a
double by nailing you, too.
344
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,450
I'm too greedy a
pig to just be a Hogg.
345
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:44,800
How could you do a
terrible thing like this?
346
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:49,800
Turning on me, J.D. Hogg,
your own flesh and blood.
347
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:55,810
- You're right, Uncle Boss.
- Sure, I am.
348
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,110
I'm sorry.
349
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:03,690
I told you not to trust me. I
knew you wouldn't believe me.
350
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,380
Uncle Boss, I'm terrible!
351
00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:09,740
I just pray that the devil will
forgive me for what I've done.
352
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:14,570
Alright, Hughie. There's no
use crying over spilt shine.
353
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:18,310
- What's done is did.
- You don't understand.
354
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:22,570
I went and bit the
hand that fed me.
355
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:29,760
And I double-crossed the man
that made me who I am today.
356
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,670
- Namely, me.
- Yeah, and you're not mad at me.
357
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,940
No, I ain't.
358
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,720
I just can't be mad at you
on account of you doing...
359
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:41,680
exactly what I would've
done in your place.
360
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:44,860
Besides, I'm so swelled
up and proud over you...
361
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:48,210
I'm about to burst a gusset.
362
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,860
Really? Thank you. I
knew you'd understand.
363
00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,430
I do.
364
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,960
Just like you'll understand...
365
00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,220
when you give me
back everything you took.
366
00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:02,610
I don't think I could
do that, Uncle Boss.
367
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,230
I'd really like to, but
I don't think I can.
368
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,750
Yes, you can.
369
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:12,410
On account of blood
is thicker than water.
370
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:17,760
Yeah, but money
is thicker than blood.
371
00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:21,720
- What do you mean by that?
- You got nothing to worry about.
372
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,810
I'm not re-possessing
your house until noon.
373
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:28,250
You ain't gonna take my
house, too? That's the last straw!
374
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:32,120
You'll do it over my corpus
delecti. I'll go to the law.
375
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,860
No, you can't do
that, Uncle Boss.
376
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:35,820
If you admit to
owning any property...
377
00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:39,560
that'll be confessing that you
cheated on your income taxes.
378
00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:41,480
Dang!
379
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:44,960
I'm gonna get back everything
you took. I'll go to my friends.
380
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,660
- You don't have any friends.
- Then I'll go to my enemies.
381
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,660
I've got plenty of those.
382
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,970
I'll tell you this, you'll
have to bring an army.
383
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:56,060
You'll have to bring an army
to get that paper you signed.
384
00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:58,500
I got three deputies guarding
it and I got more coming...
385
00:23:58,580 --> 00:23:59,720
from Atlanta.
386
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,460
Not to mention this.
387
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:04,720
Let me in.
388
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,030
Solid steel.
389
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:12,340
Nobody can get
through a solid-steel door.
390
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,520
Except maybe them Duke boys.
391
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,970
Alright, Cletus. Here you go.
392
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:38,140
My own personal
check worth $200.
393
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:40,540
Now bail both these
boys out of here.
394
00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:43,060
No offense, Cousin Boss,
but is this on the level?
395
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,110
You've been trying
to get them in jail...
396
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,630
Cletus, will you hush? Boss
Hogg knows what he's doing.
397
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,290
That's what you think.
398
00:24:49,370 --> 00:24:52,030
If either of you boys
take one step out of here...
399
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,770
it'll be the last
walking you'll ever do.
400
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,160
Wouldn't you like
to just bust him one?
401
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,330
I mean, you could just
kinda, sorta, take your pick.
402
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:08,090
Wait. You got no call to hold us
here, Boss Hogg bailed us out.
403
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:09,740
Not with that check.
404
00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:11,480
Your account belongs
to Hughie now...
405
00:25:11,570 --> 00:25:14,920
with everything else
you put in his name.
406
00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:16,660
Alright. It's true.
407
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,450
I did sign a paper giving
Hughie everything I own...
408
00:25:19,530 --> 00:25:21,670
but it was only supposed
to be temporary.
409
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,580
Now Hughie's trying
to make it permanent.
410
00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:26,370
It sounds like you ought
to be proud of Hughie.
411
00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:29,540
He's just following in
your own little fat footsteps.
412
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:32,290
That's beside the
point. Look here...
413
00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:35,030
I don't intend to take
this lying down, you hear?
414
00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:37,460
You can take it sitting down
in a jail cell with them two.
415
00:25:37,550 --> 00:25:44,040
Get out of here before I bounce
you out with that rubber check.
416
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,820
- I know where it is.
- Where's the keys?
417
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:48,820
Keys? Right here.
418
00:25:48,910 --> 00:25:50,910
- Let's go, move it on.
- Yeah, alright.
419
00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:56,440
When Lulu left for the farm,
she sent her skinny sister...
420
00:25:56,530 --> 00:26:00,400
Hortense, to Hazzard, to
keep an eye on old Boss.
421
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:04,320
Boss had to turn to his oldest
friend and enemy for help.
422
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,880
Hughie did what?
423
00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:10,760
Yeah. He swindled me, Jesse.
424
00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:15,110
I signed away to him
everything I owned.
425
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,070
It was like taking
candy from a baby.
426
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,860
A fat baby. Wasn't
it, sweetheart?
427
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:23,340
I told Lulu before
she married him...
428
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:26,430
he was going to wind
up in jail or the poorhouse.
429
00:26:26,510 --> 00:26:29,040
Jesse, speaking of Lulu...
430
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,340
I promised her I'd
take care of Hortense...
431
00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:33,130
while she was at the fat farm.
432
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:37,310
So, look, I ain't
asking for myself. But...
433
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:41,350
could you please put her in
your barn till things get right?
434
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,700
Boss, we wouldn't dream of it.
435
00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:45,050
Miss Hortense, you
can share my room.
436
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:47,490
J.D., I guess you'll
have to stay in the barn.
437
00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,580
Me?
438
00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:52,280
Keep your fat face out of
the mule's feed bag, you hear?
439
00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:55,240
- Now wait a minute...
- Pick up the suitcases, fatso!
440
00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:56,670
Alright. I'm doing it.
441
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,460
Be the first honest
work you've done...
442
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:01,770
since you got hitched to
my poor, unsuspecting sister.
443
00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:05,340
- And this, too, dummy.
- Alright!
444
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:07,160
Okay, darling, where do we go?
445
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,950
I'll tell you one thing...
446
00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:11,430
old Boss sure never had
any luck with the women.
447
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,740
Bo, take a look at this.
448
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:24,220
HUGHIE TOWN POLICE
449
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:28,140
If that pint-sized polecat ain't
renaming Hazzard after himself!
450
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,490
- Luke, we can't let him do that.
- No way.
451
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:34,060
Not even if it means pulling
Boss' fat out of the fire.
452
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:36,060
Hughie is more
dangerous than he is.
453
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:38,540
- We got to break out of here.
- Sure. Just like that.
454
00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:40,980
- Lunchtime!
- Just like that.
455
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:43,900
- Hi.
- Look who it is. Hey, Cletus.
456
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:46,380
- Mind if I eat with you?
- No. Go right ahead.
457
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,770
It'd be a lot easier
if you came inside.
458
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:51,770
While we're in jail, we
might as well eat in comfort.
459
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:54,010
But, you can't tell Rosco,
otherwise he'll skin me alive.
460
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,470
- Not a word.
- Not from us.
461
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,170
Friends, I think this
one's going to be easy.
462
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:01,700
- That looks real good, Cletus.
- Give me a hand, Bo.
463
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,700
I'll give you a hand. Don't
think you can handle it alone.
464
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,320
Help! Help! The Duke
boys are escaping.
465
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,770
Glad you could handle yourself.
466
00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:40,650
- Come on, let's get out of here.
- Freeze or I'll shoot!
467
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:43,170
Damn! They almost made it!
468
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,580
If you wouldn't
have took so long.
469
00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:45,650
If I wouldn't have?
470
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,520
He was bigger, the other guy.
471
00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:50,220
Come on, you two, in!
472
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:51,920
You, out!
473
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,310
And I mean out of the
whole entire building.
474
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,230
'Cause you've just been
fired for stupidity on duty.
475
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,670
Who are you calling stupid?
I didn't just get beat up.
476
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,320
Go on!
477
00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:04,150
You reckon the
hamburgers are still warm?
478
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,890
They look more
like meatloafs to me.
479
00:29:14,810 --> 00:29:16,770
Y'all may remember that
when Boss gets upset...
480
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,730
he gets the nibbles.
481
00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:22,300
Looks like old Boss'
appetite done cleaned her out.
482
00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:24,820
You reckon he done
ate that goldfish?
483
00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:27,220
No. It's a cookie bowl.
484
00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:33,050
- Morning, Daisy.
- Morning, Boss, Miss Hortense.
485
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,310
You'll have to
excuse J.D., Daisy...
486
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,880
he's got the manners of a
goat, and the appetite to match.
487
00:29:38,970 --> 00:29:40,530
Now, Hortense.
That just ain't true.
488
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:44,970
Hughie got me so riled
up, I can't eat another bite.
489
00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:49,540
JOE'S HARDWARE
- OPEN Good. Good.
490
00:29:49,630 --> 00:29:52,590
Meanwhile, Hughie was passing
his own version of the ERA.
491
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,030
HUGHIE'S HARDWARE
"E" for evicting.
492
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,290
"R" for raising rents.
493
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,510
And "A" for ambushing
the local drivers.
494
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,120
ONE WAY
495
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:11,260
With the boys in jail
and Cletus off the force...
496
00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:14,350
the only one left to stand
up to Hughie was old Rosco.
497
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:19,400
When it comes to conniving,
Rosco was overmatched. A lot.
498
00:30:19,490 --> 00:30:23,010
Hughie! You little weasel!
Where are you? Idjit.
499
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,060
There you are. Alright.
500
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,580
You little dipstick. You
know what I ought to do?
501
00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:31,760
I ought to turn you over my
knee and blister your backside!
502
00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:35,110
Why are you gonna do that?
Just because I sold your patrol car?
503
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,900
No! Yes! And I ain't
gonna forget that.
504
00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:40,860
But mainly what you're doing
to my fat buddy, Boss Hogg...
505
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,640
and you won't
get away it, either.
506
00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:44,820
- You're forgetting one thing.
- What's that?
507
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,820
You see, I'm boss now.
508
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,600
Not if I knock you into
the middle of next week.
509
00:30:49,690 --> 00:30:51,260
- Rosco?
- What?
510
00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,660
- Boys, book him, take him away...
- Who? Who's going to...
511
00:30:53,690 --> 00:30:56,740
Assault and battery.
512
00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:58,700
Do you know who you're scuffing?
513
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,700
Don't take that! That's my
pearl-handled... That's pearl.
514
00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:03,880
I'll stomp you
and kick a hole...
515
00:31:03,970 --> 00:31:06,450
- Give me the gun and keys.
- You're gonna make me mad.
516
00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:09,750
Boy, I am a mess of
meanness when I get mad.
517
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,410
You've just scuffed me
for the last time, I'm serious.
518
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,320
Get in there, motor mouth!
519
00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:18,940
Open the door!
520
00:31:25,770 --> 00:31:27,810
Get in there and stay in there!
521
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,600
Bye, boys!
522
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:34,130
Looks like the cowboys and
Indians are on the same side.
523
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,560
- Where are we going?
- Scoot.
524
00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:39,570
Hurry up!
525
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:44,140
Come on, they can't
be too far ahead.
526
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,710
Let's go.
527
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,630
They've got to be
hiding somewhere near.
528
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,460
Let's take a look in the garage.
529
00:32:02,810 --> 00:32:04,810
Hey, howdy, gents.
530
00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:08,730
Okay, Mr. Goodwrench.
531
00:32:08,810 --> 00:32:10,810
We know the Dukes are
hiding in here somewhere.
532
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,600
- You do?
- Where are they?
533
00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:16,820
Friend, be my guest. Feel free
to look around all you want...
534
00:32:16,910 --> 00:32:18,600
just stay away from my truck.
535
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,390
Well, what do you know?
536
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,090
Looks like we just struck oil.
537
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,570
Cheer up, friends and neighbors.
538
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,750
At that range,
even he might miss.
539
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,540
Hey, whoa, hey. Whoa!
540
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:49,940
Okay, chubby, where
are those Duke boys?
541
00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:53,940
They took a clunker and headed
South Road a few minutes ago.
542
00:32:55,470 --> 00:32:57,250
Listen, now...
543
00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:00,520
after you catch them, put in a
good word with Hughie for me.
544
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,000
There you go, Luke.
545
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,400
We got you covered.
546
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,970
- You alright?
- I'm alright. You alright?
547
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,720
We'd better get out to the farm.
548
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,720
We got to get back
that paper Boss signed.
549
00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:31,900
We're gonna need few
accomplices for what I got in mind.
550
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:33,550
- Alright.
- Let's go.
551
00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:39,160
Where in the world
have you boys been?
552
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:42,250
Daisy and Cletus have
been combing the hill for you.
553
00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:44,340
We was in jail.
Didn't Boss tell you?
554
00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:46,950
No, you didn't tell me.
Why didn't you tell me?
555
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,390
It slipped my mind.
556
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,180
But, look, it don't make no
difference now. Everybody!
557
00:33:55,270 --> 00:33:57,440
We just have to forget
all about the past...
558
00:33:57,530 --> 00:34:00,140
and join forces against
our common enemy.
559
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:02,880
Namely, my own
nephew. An ingrate...
560
00:34:02,970 --> 00:34:05,760
who is robbing
Hazzard County blind!
561
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,580
You're dang right. He's so
dang, he makes you look straight.
562
00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:10,800
If we don't get that
paper that you signed...
563
00:34:10,890 --> 00:34:13,370
he's gonna be running
Hazzard County forever.
564
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,720
Daisy, think you could
decoy him and his deputies...
565
00:34:15,810 --> 00:34:17,770
for us to break in and grab it?
566
00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:20,070
- I could give it a go, sugar.
- I'll bet.
567
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,250
Wait just a
cotton-picking minute!
568
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:25,250
You're not going to break
and enter while I'm on duty.
569
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:27,300
It ain't breaking and
entering, you knucklehead!
570
00:34:27,390 --> 00:34:29,430
It's hefting and hauling...
571
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,430
on account of that
paper's in my safe...
572
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,130
a safe that weighs
more than I do.
573
00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:35,960
And it ain't going to be easy.
574
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:39,570
J.D. tells me that Hughie
put steel doors on that office.
575
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:42,010
- And there ain't no windows.
- We don't need none.
576
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:44,490
All we need is a phone
call to Cooter and Cletus.
577
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,270
Step inside, gentlemen.
578
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,060
- Ladies, too.
- Okay.
579
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:52,240
The Dukes, Rosco, and the
Boss are all on the same side.
580
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,500
I sure don't think I'd want to
be playing on that other team.
581
00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:06,380
- Morning, Hughie, sugar.
- Sugar?
582
00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:10,120
- I always thought you hated me.
- That's before I knew you.
583
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:13,690
Now, I have always
admired smart, forceful men.
584
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,910
And seeing that you
out-slickered Boss...
585
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,700
I know you are
both those things.
586
00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:20,870
And probably a whole lot more.
587
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,830
You're learning fast, Daisy.
588
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,880
Hughie, being as how
I work for you now...
589
00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:32,060
I can't say no if you asked me
to share this lunch with you...
590
00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:34,840
in some nice, romantic spot.
591
00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:39,680
I never mix business
with pleasure, Daisy.
592
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,720
Maybe we can
take a day off and...
593
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,680
go on a picnic. Come on.
594
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:49,860
I wonder what's keeping
Daisy so long in there.
595
00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:51,710
Probably has second
thoughts about helping...
596
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,860
a crooked old windbag like you.
597
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,180
Oh, Hughie.
598
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:04,610
What'd I tell you? She's got
him eating out of her hand.
599
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,720
Hang on tight, Miss Hortense.
600
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,590
Just hold on.
601
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,210
- Hook up this thing, here.
- I don't know.
602
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,210
I'll help you.
603
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,390
Alright, Rosco, just stay put.
604
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,000
Whistle if you see any
trouble coming, alright?
605
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:44,910
Right. Drop it down, Cletus.
606
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,190
- Take her up!
- Take her up!
607
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,550
- You got it?
- That was fast!
608
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:19,380
Okay, baby, now
fire up for me, alright?
609
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,570
Sounds like something's
wrong with the air conditioner.
610
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:38,450
We don't have
no air conditioner.
611
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,400
Why don't you go
outside and see?
612
00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:05,600
Give him a..
613
00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:17,530
You're going for a little ride.
614
00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:22,270
Roll him.
615
00:38:44,430 --> 00:38:47,820
It's giving me a headache. Go
see what's taking Roy so long.
616
00:38:58,220 --> 00:38:59,610
Howdy!
617
00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:05,880
Come on, you!
618
00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,360
Join your buddy.
619
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:38,440
Hold on!
620
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,610
Alright!
621
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,790
That there what
you're looking at is...
622
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,230
the only elevator
in Hazzard County.
623
00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:21,520
Alright, Cletus, take her up!
624
00:40:30,790 --> 00:40:33,010
Freeze, sod-buster!
625
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,010
Sod-buster? Listen, I wouldn't
try nothing with that gun...
626
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,060
'cause there's a man behind
you who's got one just like it.
627
00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:41,980
You think I just jumped
off the tater truck?
628
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,810
- That's what I was thinking.
- What's going on here?
629
00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,500
Rosco, roll him down the
hill there, I'll go signal Daisy.
630
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:52,250
Hughie didn't know it, but
Daisy had him digging...
631
00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:54,470
into trouble with his own teeth.
632
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:01,950
That was some powerful
good fried chicken, Daisy.
633
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,830
Well, thank you, Hughie
honey, my little dumpling.
634
00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:07,520
Wait'll you see what I
made you for dessert.
635
00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:09,920
I know what I'm gonna
have for dessert. You.
636
00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:11,270
Come here, you rascal!
637
00:41:11,350 --> 00:41:13,570
Now, wait a minute, I
don't understand this.
638
00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:17,010
This picnic was your idea so
you could get me up here alone.
639
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,320
Yeah. Reckon it was.
640
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,150
Then why do you
keep runnin' away?
641
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,020
Well, I got my reason, sugar.
642
00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:29,940
Like that there arrow!
643
00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:33,900
Hughie? Bye!
644
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:36,160
Mommy!
645
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,900
Just to prove us
Dukes keep our word...
646
00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:41,950
here's dessert.
647
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,390
- Somebody turn on the lights.
- Get in, quick!
648
00:41:44,470 --> 00:41:47,700
All we have to do is keep our
fingers crossed for the boys.
649
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:49,520
I can't see nothing.
650
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,440
Hang on.
651
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,530
Ease her down, Cletus.
652
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,410
There you go.
653
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,070
Get her up, Cletus.
654
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:13,680
I'm gonna tie this thing down.
655
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,680
Tie it down good.
Cooter, let's fly.
656
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,460
We ain't out of the woods yet.
657
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:31,740
Nephew Boss from
Deputies. Got your ears on?
658
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:35,220
I got them on. But they're
full of meringue, so speak up!
659
00:42:35,310 --> 00:42:37,140
The Duke boys helped
Boss heist your safe.
660
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:39,660
They got it on a tow truck
heading for Capitol City.
661
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,660
We're in hot pursuit.
662
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:44,400
You better be in hot pursuit,
because if we don't stop them...
663
00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:46,540
we're gonna be out in the cold.
664
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,330
Can't you speed up? I can
run as fast as you're going.
665
00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:55,110
Hang on.
666
00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:00,200
We got company, gentlemen.
667
00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:02,810
Tell Boss to get that
safe open quickly.
668
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:05,560
- We'll try to hold them off.
- Better hurry up, Boss!
669
00:43:13,430 --> 00:43:15,090
Do something evasive.
670
00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:22,050
Come on, Rosco,
you've done this before.
671
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:24,050
Help me find the right paper.
672
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,500
Hang in there.
673
00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:35,720
Smashing into a moving vehicle.
674
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,760
That's a violation of a
107 if ever I heard of one.
675
00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,980
Or is that a 108?
676
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,470
Hughie just joined the party.
677
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,870
Tell Boss to take them papers
and stuff them in a cash bag.
678
00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:58,870
- We'll pick him up on the run.
- Boss hasn't run in 30 years.
679
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,310
He'd better learn to fly...
680
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:03,310
'cause we got no time
to stop and pick him up.
681
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,660
Alright, get in close.
682
00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:10,880
He's gonna scuff his
fat little body if he jumps.
683
00:44:10,970 --> 00:44:13,360
Alright, Boss, on the
count of three, jump!
684
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:16,100
- You want me to get me killed?
- One!
685
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,980
- Here. You do it.
- Two.
686
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:24,110
J.D. you do it or you won't
live long enough to get killed.
687
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,370
- Three.
- Jump!
688
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,030
- I'm going!
- Come on!
689
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,560
Hang on there, fat buddy.
690
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,040
Just hang tight, Miss Hortense,
everything is gonna be alright.
691
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:50,920
I'm gonna take a short cut
and see if I can cut them off.
692
00:44:51,010 --> 00:44:54,010
I sure hope that this
paper is in this bag...
693
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,060
'cause I ain't got the strength
to jump back onto that truck.
694
00:44:57,150 --> 00:44:58,840
You're too fat, anyway.
695
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,110
- They're headed for the river.
- Stick with them.
696
00:45:03,190 --> 00:45:05,240
We'll corner them, for sure.
697
00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:07,420
Look on the other
side of the creek bed.
698
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,070
I see it.
699
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,780
Keep moving. Keep moving.
700
00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:25,740
But if they catch me before
I find that paper, I'm a goner.
701
00:45:31,530 --> 00:45:33,360
Can't you go no faster?
702
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,620
Sure, I can go faster, but
the car can't, not on this track.
703
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,800
I think we got them. We're
gonna beat them to the bridge.
704
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,730
Y'all remember this place?
And what was wrong?
705
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,600
The bridge is out!
706
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,260
That must have smarted.
707
00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:12,700
- I found it!
- Alright!
708
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,230
Get out of there.
709
00:46:30,670 --> 00:46:32,200
What happened?
710
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,160
I think you just bought
yourself a ticket out of town.
711
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,200
Not to mention,
out of my will...
712
00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:40,550
and out of my whole
family altogether.
713
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,250
Because, my fine
feathered former nephew...
714
00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:48,470
I just found that paper which
I signed you everything I own.
715
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,560
Just watch this!
716
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,650
What do you think of that?
717
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:58,440
Boss worked all night
long getting his own name...
718
00:46:58,530 --> 00:47:00,920
back on the deeds
to his own property.
719
00:47:01,010 --> 00:47:03,050
With a little proddin'
from Hortense.
720
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:10,410
Hughie Hogg, you get out of
Hazzard County and stay out!
721
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,930
I don't want to see your
double-crossing face here again.
722
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,630
Me, neither.
723
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,020
- Until...
- You need him.
724
00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:18,370
I need him.
725
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:25,210
Boss never did find half the
papers that he tossed away...
726
00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:27,250
including about a
dozen mortgages.
727
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:29,600
Which meant that he couldn't
collect on any of them...
728
00:47:29,690 --> 00:47:31,470
except Jesse's...
729
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,610
and he wasn't about to take
advantage of Boss' misfortunes.
730
00:47:34,690 --> 00:47:37,000
With Rosco and
Cletus back on the job...
731
00:47:37,090 --> 00:47:39,610
the truce between Boss
and the Dukes was over...
732
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:43,530
when Boss gave a bill
for damaging the roof...
733
00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,620
and Rosco gave them
a ticket for speeding...
734
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:48,270
while being chased
by old Hughie...
735
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,410
which put everything in
Hazzard right back to normal...
736
00:47:51,490 --> 00:47:54,060
which could drive a
wooden person crazy.
54518
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