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[liquid bubbling]
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I know you'’re out there.
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And now I know your names.
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Davey and Jonesie.
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Show yourselves.
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[rock music playing]
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[both whooping and laughing]
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Okay, that universe
was radical, dude, right?
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Like... [coughs]
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Surfer World
really affected you.
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Yeah, it did.
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All right!
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Hmm. Same as home.
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My ukulele'’s missing!
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Hmm, yep.
Point for this world.
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- Rude.
- [Schneider] Girls!
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[Davey]
The main man with a portal scan.
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Are you trying
to get us caught?
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[Jonesie]
Hmm. Broken again, huh?
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Why does that happen
every time we go through,
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and is it your fault?
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It'’s not intended
for repeated use, is why.
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Plus, it'’s coded for my DNA,
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so every time you push
your weird DNA through,
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it gets all thrown out of whack.
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We have that effect on people.
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And things.
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Okay, so what'’s the deal
with this world, huh?
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Does everyone sneeze fire
or have perfect pitch?
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- N-No...
- ♪ Like I do ♪
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Stop it. Stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it.
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- Not here, okay?
- [school bell rings]
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All right, just meet me
in my lab.
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[Davey]
Interesting.
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Maybe this is a world
where Schneider'’s really uptight
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and lightly hates us.
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Wait, but that-- Oh.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, because that'’s--
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- That'’s every single one.
- That'’s right.
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♪ But the world don'’t stop ♪
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♪ Time is only
gonna pass you by ♪
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♪ Now you'’re in real life ♪
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Okay, quickly, please.
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- [door closes]
- What is wrong with you two?
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Talking about worlds
out in the open?
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You learned nothing about being
multi-dimensional fugitives?
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When you emerge from the portal,
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you should come immediately
to the lab,
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where you can be debriefed
on the rules of the universe
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while the me of that world
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begins the inevitable
portal repair.
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Okay, we get it. Blend in.
Yeah, yeah.
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- Let'’s go explore.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Explore?
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What did you just say?
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Do you think this is some kind
of grand adventure?
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- Yes, that'’s exactly what it is.
- Yes, actually.
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Those are the exact words
that I would use.
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- We'’re going through a portal.
- [Schneider] No.
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And it'’s this flippant attitude
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that'’s putting us all
in major danger.
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- Great band name.
- Oh, yeah. Add that to the list.
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- Whoa, that'’s good.
- This is what I'’m talking about.
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This is why you'’re causing
anomalies wherever you go.
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How dare you!
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What is an anomaly?
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Excuse me?
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You don'’t know
what an anomaly is?
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Okay, wow.
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The multiverse is managed
by a single organization
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which exists
in a super dimension
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outside the bounds
of the traditional multiverse,
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also known as
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the Management Organization
of the Multiverse.
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Otherwise known as M.O.M.
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Nope. Don'’t.
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Now, M.O.M. ensures
that every universe
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act according
to its own set rules.
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When someone
leaves their world,
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they are labeled
as a delinquent.
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So you two are delinquents.
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Now, when a delinquent
upsets the rules
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of a given universe like, say,
toppling a gem-based regime...
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Mm, also known as winning.
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...then that is called
"causing an anomaly."
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Now, when an anomaly
is detected,
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M.O.M. dispatches
a Delinquent Acquisition Deputy,
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also known as a D.A.D.
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And if a D.A.D. catches you,
that is very bad.
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It'’s bad to be caught
by a D.A.D. Any questions?
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- Oh, yes.
- Yes.
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Okay, while you were talking,
I was just thinking,
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were the M.O.M. and D.A.D.
acronyms an accident,
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or did you mean for them
to be that stupid?
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- Davey?
- Same question.
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- Okay.
- [Davey, laughing] Also,
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why did you and your mom
put a portal in our locker?
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Trust me, M.O.M. has no idea
I built the portal,
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and if they did,
they would be none too pleased.
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You see, I used to work
for M.O.M.
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Oh, backstory alert.
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Until we had a bit
of a disagreement.
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And, afraid of my genius,
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they desynced me from being
a multidimensional being
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and forced a version of me
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to be a lowly 10th grade
science teacher
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in every universe in existence.
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Who is he talking to?
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[Schneider]
So I built the portal
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to re-sync myself--
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a feat that no one has ever
accomplished, by the way--
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to show them nothing
can stand in the way
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of true scientific exploration.
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- Ew.
- So are you gonna
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answer our question,
or is that--?
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And then all the stupid stuff
in your stupid locker
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brought the portal to you,
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and you two
went through instead.
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Yeah, and now
we'’re on a dope adventure.
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The dope adventure,
that is not the goal.
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The goal is to get you home.
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Which we still have not
exactly figured out how to do,
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because no one can get in touch
with Schneider 6689
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from your home world.
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So in the meantime,
the rest of us Schneiders
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are forced to send you
from world to world
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in this hideous game
of hot potato
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before you can cause
any more anomalies,
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prompting M.O.M.
to send a D.A.D.,
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which would put us all in--
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[Jonesie]
Let me guess, major danger?
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- Yes.
- [Jonesie] Yeah, we get it.
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Can you just tell us
what the deal is?
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We will blend in. We promise.
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[Schneider] Okay.
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Fortunately, I think
you'’ll find this universe
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to be quite unchallenging.
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It'’s exactly
like your home world,
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except music
is strictly forbidden.
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[both gasp]
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- [sobbing]
- Come on!
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- Come on! Please!
- [sobbing]
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Okay, we done?
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I don'’t understand
what the big deal is.
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All you have to do is not sing.
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Music is our lifeblood, man, okay?
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We, we'’re artistes.
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[Davey] Yes.
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Doesn'’t your soul ever cry out
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to sing your one true
heart'’s song?
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What? No.
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[Jonesie]
Living in a world with no music?
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You have lost your heart.
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- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
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Look, when I was sent
to this world,
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I had to forget about music
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in order to avoid
causing an anomaly.
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It'’s not that... difficult.
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It'’s...
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- I mean...
- [drawer opens]
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[pensive music playing]
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- [school bell rings]
- Look,
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what'’s important is,
you just have to make it
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through next class
without causing an anomaly.
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Think you can do that?
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It goes against everything
that we believe in,
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but yes, we can obviously
not sing.
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- [door opens]
- Yeah.
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We got this.
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A bus departs Philadelphia
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at 40 miles per hour.
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Now, if the wheels on the bus
are going round and round...
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- Yep?
- Round and round?
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[Kariya] Round and round.
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If the wheels on the bus
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are going round and round,
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how long would it take
to go all around the town?
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[Davey] Don'’t sing,
don'’t sing, don'’t sing.
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[Jonesie] No music,
no music, no music.
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- [Kariya] Wah, wah, wah.
- [rhythmic tapping]
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Swish, swish, swish.
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- Wah, wah, wah.
- [rhythmic clicking]
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- Wah, wah, wah.
- [bristles scratching]
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- [percussive thump]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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- Wah, wah, wah.
- [grinding and thumping]
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Swish, swish, swish,
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all around the town.
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Wah, wah, wah. Ha!
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Wah, wah, wah.
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[laughs]
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Swish, swish, swish.
Wah, wah, wah.
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- [thumping and grinding]
- Wah, wah.
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[blows]
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All around the town.
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- Okay.
- [inhaling deeply]
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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[both grunting rhythmically]
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[scatting]
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- Okay.
- [both laugh]
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- [gasps]
- Oh!
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- Oh, I feel so much better.
- [sighs]
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Now we can make it through
the next couple hours.
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No problems, no anomalies,
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and of course,
no one the wiser, baby.
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Shall we do one
more for the road?
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A-one, two, three, four!
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[scatting]
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[loud singing continuous]
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[computer]
Anomaly detected.
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Bingo.
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[Cheryl] I'’m coming for you,
Davey and Jonesie.
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And this time, I will not...
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Hey, Cheryl.
What the heck are you doing
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sitting here alone in the dark,
you big weirdo?
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[claps]
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Just closed my fourth case
of the day.
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Another toddler caused a rift
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in the space-time continuum
with one of these.
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Ah! You know,
I wish I could tell parents
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that these things love
to be particle accelerators,
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but, uh...
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[sniffs]
Mmm.
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[slurps]
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Mmm!
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[slurps and gulps]
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Mmm.
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Hey, so how are you doing?
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Are you still working
on that case
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with those two
teen girls, or...?
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Yes, but I'’ve detected another
anomaly with their signature.
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And once I apprehend them,
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I will finally be rid
of this hideous reassignment
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to the juvenile department.
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Oh, wait, this is the last case
of your probation, right?
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Man, no wonder
you'’re so hopped up to get them.
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I tell you what, though.
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I'’m gonna miss having
an office buddy down here.
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But with your training, I think
you'’re gonna get those girls
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in no time, tiger!
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[Andy laughs]
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Oh, oh, oh, oh! Ugh!
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Awkward alert.
I hate to be this guy,
248
00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,908
but I noticed you'’ve been
beaming into the school
249
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,171
in your old Elite Squad duds.
250
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,781
[slurps]
251
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,349
Yeah, that'’s a no-no,
unfortunately,
252
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,264
as I keep reminding you.
253
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,744
Mmm, you wouldn'’t want
to go back
254
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,659
and cause an anomaly yourself, right?
255
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:37,751
It'’s annoying,
but we'’ve got to blend in too.
256
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,666
Obviously,
I know how to be discreet.
257
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,624
And this won'’t take long.
258
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,626
[Andy] Oh, yeah.
259
00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,410
You'’ve been around the block,
girl, I know that.
260
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,934
But you know
what I was thinking, though?
261
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,588
Just since these girls
have been giving you
262
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,764
such a weird runaround,
263
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:53,201
I took the liberty of coming up
with a cover for you
264
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,377
to blend into the high school
environment.
265
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,293
You'’re gonna to love it.
266
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,948
And before you say anything,
you'’re welcome.
267
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,080
Oh, there she goes.
268
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,305
[Andy]
So, what do you think?
269
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,828
What the hell is this?
270
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,090
Pretty cool, right?
271
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,788
Apparently, Schrodinger High
272
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,920
doesn'’t have a vice principal
in any universe,
273
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,444
so I took the liberty
of refitting your gear
274
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,882
with a mind mod that triggers
when you beam in.
275
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,535
That way, in that universe,
276
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,233
everyone will think
you'’ve always been there,
277
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,365
and forget about you
when you leave.
278
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,455
Pretty nifters, hey?
No need to thank me.
279
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,109
- [inhales sharply]
- [plastic snaps]
280
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,633
[sighs]
281
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,641
[Davey]
Okay, I am proud of us.
282
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,599
We had a problem,
and then we found a solution.
283
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,862
And boom, everybody wins.
284
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,908
- Uh, especially us.
- Especially us.
285
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,474
- Look, the sky'’s not falling.
- No.
286
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,998
There'’s no D.A.D.
to come out to get us.
287
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,739
- No.
- There'’s literally nothing bad
288
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,218
- that could have--
- Davey! Jonesie!
289
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,308
I heard you...
290
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,483
doing the...
291
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:00,834
"muh-sic."
292
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,402
[imitating instrumental solos]
293
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,230
[rhythmic grunting]
294
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,364
[Jonesie]
Okay, well, first off,
295
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,453
I'’m gonna assume that you were
trying to say "music."
296
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,674
And second off, we don'’t know
what you'’re talking about.
297
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,372
Yeah, I mean, that could have
been any two voices of angels.
298
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,374
- Yeah.
- Also, why do you care?
299
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:23,117
Because muh-sic is forbidden.
300
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,554
We didn'’t even do anything
wrong, okay, rule tool?
301
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,816
[laughs]
302
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,557
Rules exist for a reason.
303
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,951
And as student body
vice president,
304
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,953
it'’s my job to enforce them.
305
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,346
So if I catch you
doing it again,
306
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,261
I'’ll be forced to report you.
307
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,394
[all] Hmm!
308
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,875
[Davey] I'’m so glad Sierra went
back to being vice president,
309
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,354
because a vice
ain'’t never did nothing!
310
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,965
Yeah, also,
she'’s not gonna catch us
311
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,749
because we are done doing music.
312
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,838
That'’s right.
All'’s well that ends well.
313
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,101
- Another one bites the dust.
- Happily ever after.
314
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,408
Hasta la vis-- Who is that?
315
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,541
Have we seen her before?
316
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,632
[Schneider]
We have to go. We have to go.
317
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,938
- No, no. Come on.
- Who is that?
318
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,418
I don'’t think so.
319
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,811
Are you sure? She looks...
320
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,377
really familiar.
321
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,731
Nope, it'’s not someone I know.
322
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,558
You two!
323
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,343
[ominous music playing]
324
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,130
[Neighbors]
Excuse me.
325
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,526
Are you...?
326
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,921
Vice Principal Mason,
thank goodness.
327
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,619
Have I got a dark
tongue twister for you.
328
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,708
The guidance counselor'’s
got gout again.
329
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,405
I know, so I'’m gonna need
your help today.
330
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,364
Hmm?
331
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,974
[Neighbors]
Hi, girls.
332
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,889
Something wrong?
333
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,458
I'’m fine.
334
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,287
I'’m... the vice principal.
335
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,463
[Neighbors]
You sure are.
336
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,335
I don'’t want you girls to worry.
Miss Masterson'’s gonna be fine.
337
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,033
[softly]
She'’s not going to be fine.
338
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,209
Took her whole her whole leg,
toe to tooter.
339
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,254
So our school didn'’t have
a vice principal, right?
340
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,517
- No.
- And did you see Neighbors'’ eyes
341
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,084
do that thing
when she looked at her?
342
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,433
- Yeah.
- Almost like
343
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,913
she'’s some futuristic woman
344
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,697
specifically here in disguise
345
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,177
to come and get us.
346
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,571
Shall we go see
how bad this probably is?
347
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,007
- Lead the way.
- I will.
348
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,143
[Schneider]
Slow and steady, Stephen.
349
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,885
A rushed job
is just a race to last place.
350
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,236
- Schneider!
- Ah!
351
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,978
And there goes
the quantum processor.
352
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,588
- What?
- Nothing major.
353
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,069
Um, we were just thinking
about some fun stuff.
354
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,767
Casual stuff.
Um, hypotheticals.
355
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,726
What would happen
if a M.O.M. sent a D.A.D?
356
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,338
Like, what would they do?
What would they look like?
357
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:41,211
Well, they would probably
beam in under some absurd cover,
358
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,257
try to catch you
causing an anomaly.
359
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,564
Then you'’d be detained,
tried and sent to detention.
360
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,132
Detention. Not bad.
361
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,960
- [door closes]
- But detention in this context
362
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,441
is something
much different than...
363
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,225
Okay, you are used to.
364
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,706
Meh, they get it.
I was very clear.
365
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,316
They understand the rules.
366
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,189
We all, uh...
367
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,756
understand the rules.
368
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,716
The rules are the rules.
369
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,979
[wistful piano music playing]
370
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,375
Okay, so there might
be a D.A.D. here,
371
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,246
- but it'’s not actually that bad.
- Yeah, detention.
372
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,248
We spend, like, half the year
in detention.
373
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,163
Plus, Schneider said they
actually have to catch us
374
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,035
causing an anomaly,
which isn'’t gonna happen
375
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,863
because we'’ve sworn off music
for the rest of the day.
376
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,429
And a vice...
377
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,953
Ain'’t never did nothing.
378
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,129
- So we good.
- We'’re so good!
379
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,391
[both]
Whoa!
380
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,263
[yells and gasps]
381
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,917
Oh, my God!
382
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,398
Emile, a pillowcase? Seriously?
383
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,747
You couldn'’t have just said,
384
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,096
"Hey, come to the basement,
please"?
385
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,881
You psychopath.
386
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,360
[Davey]
At least you got a pillowcase.
387
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,623
I got a disgusting backpack!
388
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,408
- Sorry.
- Ah!
389
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,149
[Emile] We didn'’t know
how else to smuggle you
390
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,716
- into our secret hideout.
- Smells disgusting in there.
391
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,588
What do you have in there,
Joyce, a compost?
392
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,852
We heard you doing muh-sic
in the bathroom earlier.
393
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,898
Hmm.
394
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,682
[operatic singing]
395
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,599
Yeah, that whole anomaly thing
396
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,644
is really crystallizing
for me right now.
397
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,255
Yeah, me too.
398
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,605
So, tell us about the muh-sic.
399
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,476
Okay, I cannot
stress this enough.
400
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,261
It'’s pronounced "music,"
401
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,959
and you should probably
just forget about that.
402
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:21,485
But how could we forget
something that'’s so beautiful?
403
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,139
[laughs]
Go on.
404
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,054
We wanted to show you
our special place
405
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,969
where we all come
to learn about...
406
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,930
mu...
407
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,106
sic.
408
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,498
Yes.
409
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,370
I don'’t know why that'’s so hard.
410
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,980
He'’s got something special,
that one.
411
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,287
And until we heard you
doing real...
412
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,985
music, we could only guess
what it was
413
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,682
from these cave paintings
we found.
414
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,338
- Hmm?
- Cave paintings.
415
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,427
- Okay. Sure.
- In the basement.
416
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:54,475
[Emile] Clearly, there was music
in the ancient times,
417
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,086
but the adults now
won'’t even talk about it.
418
00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,611
We long to be unrestrained
like our ancestors.
419
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,222
Yeah.
420
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,444
They look like
they were having fun.
421
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,796
[Joyce] And we'’ve been gathering
these mysterious relics.
422
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,842
We don'’t know what they are
or what they do,
423
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:17,889
but we'’re certain they have
something to do with muh-sic.
424
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,718
- Music.
- Tomato, tomato.
425
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,503
Okay, well,
that'’s a tape player.
426
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,896
It'’s an obsolete technology
for playing music.
427
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,855
Yup, and this right here
is a triangle.
428
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,988
And that right there is a kazoo.
429
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,598
And they'’re both
musical instruments.
430
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,121
And you can actually blow
into that one.
431
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,470
- B-B-Blow?
- That'’s right.
432
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,257
[blows note]
433
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,781
Wow!
434
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,043
It'’s beautiful.
435
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,349
Yeah.
436
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,964
[blows]
437
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,357
[whispers] Whoa.
438
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,576
I love it.
439
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,927
Okay, well, this has been
hilarious, but, um...
440
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,190
[blowing discordant notes]
441
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,974
Yeah, yeah, we actually have...
442
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,281
- That thing.
- ...that thing we have to go to.
443
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,673
Wait.
444
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,240
You have to teach us
445
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,850
how to make music like you.
446
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,070
Davey, I'’ll die
if I don'’t hear you
447
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,072
make those mouth sounds again.
448
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,248
[gasps]
449
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,642
Full disclosure, I'’m gonna have
to immediately give in to that.
450
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,166
Yes, fully get it, but if we
teach them how to make music,
451
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,733
like good music
the way that we do it,
452
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,604
would probably cause
an even bigger anomaly.
453
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,998
And increase our chances of
being caught by that D.A.D. lady
454
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,305
who'’s already here
and clearly onto us.
455
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,611
Plus, the portal'’s almost ready,
so if we wait like 10 minutes,
456
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,873
we can just get away scot-free.
457
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,965
- On the other hand...
- [sighs]
458
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,403
I mean, everyone deserves
to sing their...
459
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,580
[both]
♪ True heart'’s song ♪
460
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,104
[all cheer]
461
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,802
But it has to be a secret.
462
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,109
[whispered cheers]
463
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,503
That'’s better. Thank you.
464
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,852
Let'’s go.
465
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:55,074
[rock music playing]
466
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,650
♪ It was down in Louisiana ♪
467
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,304
♪ Right there in New Orleans ♪
468
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,914
- Just...
- ♪ Back there in the '’60s ♪
469
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,221
♪ Was a little teen queen ♪
470
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,528
♪ Fell then the lassie
in love with a lad ♪
471
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,270
♪ Till it took him to vindicate
the feelings she had ♪
472
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,229
♪ She pleaded as she promised
every prayer she could ♪
473
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,232
♪ Till everybody whispered
to her, "Lady B. Goode" ♪
474
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,931
What is this?
475
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:30,283
Your body is changing.
476
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,808
[no audio]
477
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,334
[Neighbors]
Oh, girl, I am having a day.
478
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,640
It'’s official.
479
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,120
I'’m paying Dean alimony.
480
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,426
Can you believe that S.O.B.?
481
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688
♪ Go, lady, go, go ♪
482
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,604
♪ Go, lady, go, go ♪
483
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,607
♪ Go, lady, go, go ♪
484
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,480
♪ Go, lady, go, go ♪
485
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,223
- ♪ Lady B. Goode ♪
- [yelling]
486
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,662
[Davey]
Whoo! Whoo!
487
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,229
[laughs]
488
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,320
[Sierra]
Ahem, Vice Principal Mason...
489
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,148
- [Cheryl] What?
- ...I have some information
490
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,151
that you might want to know
about Davey and Jonesie.
491
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,023
Earlier today, I heard them...
492
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,808
[whispers]
...singing music.
493
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,078
...is what they were singing,
it was...
494
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,776
I'’ve-I'’ve never heard it before.
495
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,517
- Oh, my God.
- I don'’t think they understand.
496
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,084
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
497
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,086
[Davey]
Lots of progress today.
498
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,958
[Abbott]
See you guys later!
499
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,220
[Davey]
See you tomorrow, okay?
500
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,658
Hey.
501
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,530
I know you'’ve caused an anomaly,
502
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,358
and the reason I know that
is there is a D.A.D. here.
503
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,360
And not just any D.A.D., Cheryl.
504
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,885
You-- Why do you know nothing?
505
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,626
Dude, calm down.
506
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,280
We get detention so much,
we keep snacks there.
507
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,672
It'’s no big deal.
508
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,631
No, this is not
regular detention.
509
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,199
This is a detention dimension
where, depending on your crimes,
510
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,722
you could be trapped
for thousands of years
511
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,245
in the 10th grade.
512
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,116
- What?
- Yeah. And you think that'’s bad?
513
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,683
I could be sent
to G.R.A.N.D.M.A.'’s.
514
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,382
Okay, wait, your grandma
is involved in this?
515
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,601
No, not my grandma. Gran--
516
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,038
G-R-A-N-D-M-A, a.k.a.,
517
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,779
Genetically Restructured
518
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,346
as a Nautically Diminished
Molecular Abnormal.
519
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,261
A.k.a., turned into
a sea cucumber.
520
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,829
A.k.a., an animal
with no brain.
521
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,526
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.
522
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,093
- Imagine me with no brain.
- [Davey] Okay.
523
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,442
Why didn'’t you
tell us this earlier?
524
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,749
We wouldn'’t have
taught them music.
525
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,359
You taught them music?
526
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,536
It was our responsibility
as people with souls.
527
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,885
[Davey] Yes, yes, okay?
528
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,800
Come on, Mr. S.
529
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,976
I mean, deep down, you must have
a true heart'’s song
530
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,935
that reminds you of yourself,
531
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:44,547
that can pull you out of even
your deepest, darkest moments.
532
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,768
[Cheryl, over PA]
Davey and Jonesie,
533
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,465
please report
to the vice principal'’s office.
534
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,988
Now.
535
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,338
Okay, you have to go now.
536
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,340
The portal'’s online. Let'’s go.
537
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,734
I was told to escort you to
Miss Mason'’s office personally,
538
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,867
in my capacity
as vice president.
539
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,304
[laughs]
A vice ain'’t never did nothing.
540
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,175
Yeah, so of course,
that'’s a totally normal thing
541
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,916
that would happen
if this was a regular--
542
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,354
Yes, so I'’m just gonna tell them
something real quick
543
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,356
that a teacher would say,
so excuse us.
544
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,097
Don'’t admit to anything.
545
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,099
Cheryl cannot detain you,
if she can'’t prove
546
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,840
you'’re not the Davey and Jonesie
of this world.
547
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,625
And she can'’t risk revealing
her true identity,
548
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,627
lest she cause
an anomaly herself.
549
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,455
So just play dumb, okay?
550
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,414
- Is that an okay?
- Yes!
551
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,286
I was acting dumb,
that'’s what I was doing.
552
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,636
- It'’s very good.
- And the Oscar goes to...
553
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,942
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I was really digging deep there.
554
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,380
Okay. She'’s waiting.
She'’s waiting.
555
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,469
- Right this way.
- [Davey] Where are we off to?
556
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080
- Lock me up, you know?
- Show us the way.
557
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,822
[exhales]
558
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,606
Yep, I'’m sweating.
559
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,358
Davey, Jonesie,
560
00:21:56,445 --> 00:22:00,449
I hear you'’ve been making music.
561
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:03,191
What'’s muh-sic?
562
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,584
[muttering]
563
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,458
Jingle bells.
564
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,896
Jingle bells.
565
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:16,596
Jingle all the...
566
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:17,858
[mouthing]
567
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,515
Well played.
568
00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,082
[exhales]
569
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,258
Okay.
570
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,435
I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot here.
571
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,871
[chuckles]
572
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,221
So if we could talk
woman-to-woman,
573
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,918
that'’d be great.
574
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,660
Say we do know
what you'’re talking about.
575
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,183
Say we don'’t.
576
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:40,924
Say we do.
577
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,926
Say we don'’t.
578
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,363
Say that we do.
579
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,799
If we do and if we did,
580
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,627
then you would understand
581
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,585
that we'’re just victims here, right?
582
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:53,197
I mean, we were fun-loving BFFs.
583
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,286
Mm! And we'’re just trying
to follow our one true heart,
584
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,376
which, ah!
585
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,942
Girl boss. You get it.
586
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,204
[laughs]
587
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,597
She-E-O.
588
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,166
Yeah.
589
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,866
Okay, let'’s talk.
590
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,346
Woman-to-woman.
591
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,437
I used to work on an elite
592
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:18,440
Delinquent Acquisition
task force.
593
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:21,661
I brought down the biggest
criminals in the multiverse.
594
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,011
I wasn'’t just good at my job.
595
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,970
I was the best.
596
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,886
But after being betrayed
by a former friend,
597
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:34,064
I was demoted and sent to
the Juvenile Department to rot
598
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:38,678
until I closed 100,000 cases.
599
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,030
And you are my last case.
600
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:46,294
I do not believe
in the power of friendship.
601
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,775
I do not care about your hearts.
602
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:52,518
All I care about
is ending the nightmare
603
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,520
that my life has become.
604
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,958
So, cooperate with me now,
605
00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,003
and I'’m willing
to commute your sentence.
606
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:03,006
A short stint in detention,
then you can return home
607
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,487
and I can return
to where I belong.
608
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,228
Everyone'’s happy.
609
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,797
But stand in my way,
610
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,669
and I will destroy you.
611
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:16,977
And not just with detention.
612
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,196
I will recommend to M.O.M.
613
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:22,112
that your memories
of each other be erased,
614
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,812
so that when you finally
do go back to 6689,
615
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:30,556
your days of being a couple
fun-loving BFFs will be over.
616
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:32,819
Permanently.
617
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:36,779
Holy [bleep].
618
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:40,391
Now she is good
at explaining things.
619
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,524
[Schneider] Whoa, okay,
clearly the juvenile department
620
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,265
has not mellowed her out at all.
621
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,093
I need to do something.
622
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,486
[whispering]
Everybody on the floor!
623
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,489
No. No, I need a distraction.
624
00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,273
[sighs]
625
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,016
[indistinct chatter]
626
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,804
[Davey] Doesn'’t your
soul ever cry out
627
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:03,327
to sing your one
true heart'’s song?
628
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,246
- [Joyce] This bites.
- [Abbott] It'’s all our fault.
629
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,292
I can'’t believe our insatiable
thirst for muh-sic
630
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,599
got Davey and Jonesie
into trouble.
631
00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,209
How do we help?
632
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,993
With more muh-sic.
633
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,386
[gasps]
634
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:19,996
I mean, music.
What did I say?
635
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,607
Forget it.
636
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:23,086
Can'’t believe
I'’m gonna say this,
637
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,306
but Davey and Jonesie
were right.
638
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:27,482
Music does have the power
639
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,702
to pull you
out of your darkest moments.
640
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:35,403
Davey and Jonesie need you
to sing your true heart'’s song.
641
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,926
[gasps]
642
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,367
- [shrieks]
- [all groan]
643
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,241
Okay, wait, whoa.
644
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:48,503
That'’s not registering
as music,
645
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,027
so luckily I have a plan B.
646
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:54,291
Why don'’t you try
my true heart'’s song?
647
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:05,389
Now you just push this button
and play it over the PA system.
648
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:07,174
There'’s one in my lab, okay?
Hurry.
649
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,958
Quickly now.
650
00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:11,004
[Abbott]
But sir,
651
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,658
what'’ll happen when everyone
hears the music?
652
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,225
Will we get in trouble?
653
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,577
Oh, yes.
654
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,101
Almost definitely.
655
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,412
Sorry, I'’m famously bad
at reassuring children,
656
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:29,762
so off you go.
657
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:32,634
Go!
658
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,333
[Cheryl]
This is your last chance.
659
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:40,250
Confess now, and it'’ll be
a slap on the wrist.
660
00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:44,820
But drag this out,
and I will make you regret it.
661
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,826
[Emile, over PA]
This is for Davey and Jonesie.
662
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,567
We call it a true heart'’s song.
663
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,439
[voice scatting]
664
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:00,183
♪ I'’m the Scatman ♪
665
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,924
[dance music plays]
666
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,062
[man scatting]
667
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,063
Oh, God.
668
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:15,111
Well, it seems your friends'’
weird little stunt
669
00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:18,854
had absolutely no payoff,
except to prove your guilt.
670
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:21,248
So without further ado...
671
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:25,644
[growls]
672
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,821
- [roars]
- [both scream]
673
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,953
- [snarls]
- [shrieks]
674
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,347
- Is that a werewolf?
- Is that Principal Neighbors?
675
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,046
[Neighbors snarling]
676
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:38,482
♪ Matter of fact ♪
677
00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:40,267
♪ Let nothing hold you back ♪
678
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:41,964
♪ If the Scatman can do it,
so can you ♪
679
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:43,444
[all scream]
680
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:44,663
[roars]
681
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:57,937
- [roaring]
- [screams]
682
00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,985
[shrieking]
683
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,729
[screaming]
684
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,393
Schneider!
685
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,829
Is music forbidden in this world
686
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,309
because it turns adults
into werewolves?
687
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,138
Did you help our friends
play this song
688
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,400
as a diversion to save us?
689
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,097
[Schneider groaning]
690
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,446
This is your one
true heart'’s song?
691
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,622
- And if so, why?
- [snarling]
692
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,015
But if you knew
about the werewolves,
693
00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,234
then why didn'’t you tell us?
694
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:35,496
[roars]
695
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,672
Just go!
696
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,152
I guess we'’ll go.
697
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:40,675
♪ Scatman ♪
698
00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,199
[howls]
699
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,204
♪ I'’m the Scatman ♪
700
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,293
[werewolves howling]
701
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,339
[people screaming]
702
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:53,906
♪ If the Scatman can do it,
so can you ♪
703
00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:56,082
♪ I'’m the Scatman ♪
704
00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:58,432
Oh! Hey, Cheryl.
705
00:28:58,519 --> 00:28:59,868
How'’d it go?
706
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,262
Yikes.
Did you catch them?
707
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,178
No.
708
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:08,181
But I will.
709
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:09,530
Hmm.
710
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,314
'’Cause I'’m not about to let
711
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,795
two teenagers
712
00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:17,146
destroy everything
I'’ve worked for.
713
00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:18,887
♪ I'’m the Scatman ♪
714
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,454
They can'’t run forever.
715
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,978
And when their luck runs out,
716
00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:24,719
I will be there.
717
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,548
[Andy]
That'’s the spirit, girl.
718
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,332
Gluten-free snickerdoodle?
719
00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:32,858
[man scatting]
720
00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:46,567
♪ Yeah, I'’m the Scatman ♪
721
00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,221
♪ I'’m the Scatman ♪
722
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,530
♪ I'’m the Scatman ♪
723
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,457
[rock music playing]
724
00:30:07,507 --> 00:30:12,057
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