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♪ ♪
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Good morning, little elves
on all the shelves.
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Time to start the day right
with a visit from
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- The Very Merry Mice!
- ♪ Santa put us in his pocket ♪
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♪ And we're going for a ride ♪
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♪ To all the littlegirls and boys ♪
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♪ With presents by our side... ♪
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Can someone turn down the radio?
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Just kidding. I know
it's Gene playing music.
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- Good one, T.
- Thanks.
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Aw, Gene's my favorite
little Christmas DJ.
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He's got two turntables
and a mistletoe.
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Yup, every year,
starting at first light
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on December 1st,
all day, every day.
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And I can't escape it
'cause I live here.
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It's way too early
to blast this noise
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on my tender, tiny eardrums.
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I can barely hear myself
think of stuff
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I want to ask Santa for.
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I'm just gonna start
shouting it out. Motorcycle!
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Gene, come get some breakfast
before you pass out.
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I'm good.
My DJ setup has a cereal bar,
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as they all do, I assume.
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I ho-ho-hope you enjoyed
that holiday classic.
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But Christmas ain't merry
without this DJ Gene favorite.
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You know it, you love it.
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♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud'sTinsel Machine... ♪
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- Oh, boy.
- Oh, God.
- Ugh!
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This album gets
way too much play.
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Some of us don't need to hear it
every ten minutes.
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♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud'sTinsel Machine... ♪
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This is your fault, Dad.
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I know. I'm so sorry.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I forgot I still had that.
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That-That's Percy McTinsel-Bud.
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It's a really weird
Christmas album from the '70s.
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My aunt gave it to me. I-I think
she smoked a lot of pot.
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It's a Christmas album?
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Why are there kittens
diving into a tea cup?
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I don't remember
all the songs,
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but maybe there's one
about that.
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I-I'll just donate it
to the trash.
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No, I want it!
It makes me uncomfortable
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in a way I kinda like.
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If only I'd destroyed that thing
when I had the chance.
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At least we all get to suffer
together as a family?
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Mother, dance with me
to "Santa's Groove-Shop."
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Oh, my God, the DJ asked
to dance with me.
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- Coming.
- No. Stop encouraging him.
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Also, Santa doesn't allow
grooving in his shop.
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He's all business.
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♪ Dancing on the workshopdance floor... ♪
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Hey, can I ask you guys
something?
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Is the question:
can we use your allowance
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to check into a hotel
till New Year's? Yes.
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No. Do you think I could get
really, really,
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really good at gift wrapping?
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I want to learn to
gift wrap like the pros.
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- What do you mean?
- My gift-giving game is
ho ho ho,
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but my gift wrapping game is
a no no no.
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I want to be good at both
so I can be
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a Christmas double threat.
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You are pretty bad
at wrapping.
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Remember that time when
Mom thought your present to her
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was a crumpled pile of garbage,
and she threw it out?
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Oh, yeah, that was sad.
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But the gloves you got her
were nice,
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when she fished them
out of the dumpster.
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Too bad she didn't have
gloves for that.
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Anyone have any requests
for DJ Gene after this song?
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- Uh...
- How about nothing?
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You know what, never mind.
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I know what everyone's
thirsty for.
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- ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud. ♪
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Thanks, Linda.
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Hey, I have a proposal
for you guys.
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- Uh...
- What is it?
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How'd you two like to do
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a neighborhood Secret Santa?
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- Ooh.
- Oh, no, thanks.
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Come on.
Neighborhood Secret Santa.
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Like, let's say I get Bob,
and Bob gets Linda,
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and Linda gets me.
How fun is that?
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- No. Oh.
- I love it.
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But, Teddy, you can't do
Secret Santa with three people.
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Sure you can.
Three is perfect.
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I'm pretty sure that's the
traditional way it's done.
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- Hello.
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Hi, Mort. Hey, you want to do
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- a neighborhood Secret Santa
with us?
- Wait, what?
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- Oh, uh, okay, sure.
- Ah...
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But, full disclosure,
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I've never Secret Santa'd
before, so be gentle.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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Four people is still
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not really enough people.
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Darn. Should we maybe
just go back
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to how things were before
Teddy mentioned this idea?
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- Oh, oh, Mike,
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you got to do neighborhood
Secret Santa with us.
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We need the numbers.
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Oh, uh, I don't know.
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- Oh, come on.
- It's-- You don't have to.
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- It's neighborhood
Secret Santa.
- No one has to.
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I mean, it's not as though
I've got an
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insanely busy job
this time of year or anything.
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- Feel free to say no, Mike.
- Oh, no, I'm definitely in.
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I just wanted you guys
to appreciate
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how hard I work
during the holidays.
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All right. Okay,
so I write everyone's name,
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put 'em in a cup,
and then we all pick.
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Whatever name you get,
you buy them a present.
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But you can't tell anyone
who you got.
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No trading names, either.
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Or else the Christmas police
will come
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and take you to Christmas jail.
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Oh, then do we get
arraigned-deer?
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- Mort, please.
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And we don't spend any more
than, uh,
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let's say 15 bucks
on a present.
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Unless you get my name,
then go nuts.
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Ha. Just kidding.
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Sorta. Okay, everyone
draw a name.
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- Bob, you go first.
- Oh, we-we're really
doing this?
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- Quit your sighing
and pick a name, Teddy.
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- This was your idea.
- Right.
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Great. Here I go.
Picking a name.
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Aah, no!
You got to be kidding me.
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Anyone but-- aah!
I mean, great.
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So glad we're doing this.
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Just make sure
to crease your corners,
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and voilà,the perfectly wrapped gift.
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Dang it, how does she get
her corners that straight?
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Did she sell her soul
to the devil?
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Okay, all you saucy
Christmas puddings,
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stuff this in your stocking.
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- ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud... ♪
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No!
Sleep was my one true escape!
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- Gene...
- I know, but hear me out.
I realized,
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why does the party
have to end,
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just 'cause of bedtime?
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Christmas music season is only
30 days a year.
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You know I love that you love
being Mommy's Christmas DJ,
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but I think everyone's
just feeling, uh, tired,
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'cause it's nighttime.
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Also, you should be in bed,
where we thought you were.
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Come on, give us a fade-out
and one sleigh bell,
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- and off to bed.
- Okay, fine.
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- See you at 5:30
for the morning zoo.
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Okay, honey,
put your album away
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- and go to sleep.
- I will.
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I just want to say
good night
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- to all the songs
just one more time.
- All right.
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You're a great song.
You're a great song.
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You're a great song.
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You're a great song.
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- Huh?
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Aah! No!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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- Gene? Gene, what is it?
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Oh, no, your record.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Gene.
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Yeah, I'm really,
really gonna miss it. Dang.
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It's okay, it's okay.
I'm taping it back together,
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and we'll be listening
to Percy McTinsel-Bud's
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funky Christmas hits
again in no time.
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Oh, why did my beautiful,
sleeping body have to crush you?
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Uh, maybe go easy on the tape.
We're getting low.
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Not because of me
and my gift wrap issues.
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I mean-- Never mind.
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Gene, I-I don't think
that's how records will work.
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It-It's fine. It's perfect.
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I actually think
it could use more.
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- Aah, turn it off, turn it off.
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Oh, God, why couldn't it
have been me?
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Why couldn't it have been me?
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I'm so sorry you broke
your record, baby.
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Yeah, it-it was
a really great one.
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We still need
our little Christmas DJ
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to play all the other
jingle-merry hits, right?
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- I mean, do we?
- Shush.
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Yeah, Gene, look at
all these other records
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that want to go for a spin.
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Hey, Gene,
play me. I'm fun, too.
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Sounds like somebody's
coming around.
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Hey, you know, this can't be the
only Percy McTinsel-Bud record.
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There's got to be
other ones out there.
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- Huh?
Dad, shush.
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You're right, Bob.
Tina, Louise,
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isn't there a little
record store up the street?
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Why don't you take
your brother there
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to look for another copy?
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Uh, great idea, but maybe
after the lunch rush?
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Father, how can any of us think
about working at the restaurant
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at a time like this?
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We'll bring Gene
to the record store
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for as long as it takes.
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I mean, I sort of wanted
to practice my gift wrapping
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in the restaurant
in between customers.
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- Bup, bup, bup. Gene?
- Okay, I'll go.
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But I'm still pretty weak
from my traumatic morning.
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Can you guys make a little seat
with your hands and carry me?
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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You good there, Teddy?
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You been so quiet,
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nibbling your food like
a little Christmas church mouse.
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- I'm great.
- I'm gonna go down
to the walk-in,
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get some more lettuce.
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Oh, yeah, get some more lettuce.
Get lots of lettuce.
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That's-- Okay.
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- Linda.
- What? What?
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I need to switch out
my Secret Santa name
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with a different name.
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Come on, Teddy,
you know the rules.
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- Please. I won't tell anyone.
- No.
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I got Mort, okay!
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- I don't hear that.
I don't hear...
- I got Mort.
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- I don't want to do this
anymore.
- Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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It wasn't supposed
to go down like this.
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I was supposed to get
one of you guys.
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♪ Christmas. ♪
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Oh, Secret Santa stuff.
I got Mike.
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- No!
- Everybody shush!
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It's not in Holiday.
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It's not in Folk.
It's not in Funk.
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And why isn't there
a Holiday Funk Folk section?
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What kind of record store
is this?!
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Maybe we just ask
for some help?
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Hi. My brother wants to know
if you have this record.
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The moisture is just
tummy sweat.
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We were sharing body warmth.
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Percy McTinsel-Bud'sTinsel Machine?
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Never heard of it.
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Good news is, I guess
you already own it?
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- It's broken,
like all my dreams!
- Easy, Gene.
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Did you check
the Holiday section?
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Oh, your so-called
Holiday section? Yes.
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Who the hell is Bing Crosby?
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Sorry, I guess
we don't have it.
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Well, we did our best.
242
00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:20,999
No!
243
00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:22,575
- Are you gonna be like this
244
00:08:22,727 --> 00:08:23,668
all through Christmas?
245
00:08:23,895 --> 00:08:25,244
Uh-huh.
246
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,897
Please, what would you do if you
were looking for this record?
247
00:08:27,915 --> 00:08:29,340
How do we get another one?
248
00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:32,251
Well, I would go online, but
I assume you did that already.
249
00:08:32,403 --> 00:08:34,420
But, um, just for a joke,
pretend we didn't.
250
00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:35,513
What would you look up?
251
00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:36,997
Well, you'd go on Recordrooter.
252
00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,259
Hmm, it was released in 1973
by Toodle-Loo Records.
253
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,003
But I'm not seeing any copies
for sale anywhere.
254
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,582
But it's a holiday classic.
255
00:08:46,675 --> 00:08:48,842
So there's just, like,
no more of them in the world?
256
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,177
They're just gone?
257
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,865
Well, yeah. I mean, some records
just kinda go away.
258
00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:56,534
And that's why you got to take
really good care
259
00:08:56,761 --> 00:08:58,519
of those special, rare albums.
260
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,704
No...!
261
00:08:59,855 --> 00:09:01,706
Well, I mean there are
some collectors
262
00:09:01,857 --> 00:09:03,374
who go deeper than Recordrooter.
263
00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:04,858
Try this guy. He's local,
264
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,602
and he's a super-obsessive
collector.
265
00:09:06,695 --> 00:09:09,530
He once found a copy
of Pavarotti's novelty record,
266
00:09:09,607 --> 00:09:10,882
Naughty Pavarotti.
267
00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:11,883
Okay, I like it.
268
00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,384
Hey, do you guys
gift wrap here?
269
00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:16,036
- I guess we can.
- Teach me everything you know.
270
00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:17,204
- Tina, stop.
- Sorry.
271
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,140
- Whoa, guys.
272
00:09:20,618 --> 00:09:23,119
- Hey, Courtney.
Is your dad home?
- What?
273
00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:25,212
So, I-I know you don't
want to know
274
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,214
that I have Mike,
but do you think that somebody
275
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,460
very much like Mike
might enjoy a throw pillow
276
00:09:31,629 --> 00:09:33,053
that looks like a wooden log?
277
00:09:33,147 --> 00:09:34,146
Bob, stop.
278
00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,632
It's not Out-Loud Santa,
it's Secret Santa.
279
00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:37,742
That's what makes it fun.
280
00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:38,968
It was even more fun
to not buy gifts
281
00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,578
for someone I don't know
that well.
282
00:09:40,729 --> 00:09:42,822
Also, now I'm worried about
disappointing our mailman
283
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,824
- and maybe not getting
mail anymore.
284
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:45,991
- Bob's Burgers.
Bob!
285
00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:47,159
Oh, hi, Teddy.
286
00:09:47,328 --> 00:09:49,495
Don't say my name,
don't tell Linda it's me.
287
00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:51,572
Okay, stranger I don't know.
288
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:52,924
I can't find anything
to get Mort.
289
00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:55,000
I just keep seeing things
you and Linda would love.
290
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,303
Is Teddy talking
about his Secret Santa?
291
00:09:57,413 --> 00:09:58,763
Tell him he's got to do it
on his own.
292
00:09:58,914 --> 00:09:59,913
- Come on, I'm dying over here.
- Um, I-I...
293
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,082
- Hanging up now.
- I hate this.
294
00:10:02,176 --> 00:10:03,267
- You love it.
- No.
295
00:10:03,494 --> 00:10:05,752
Hmm, I'm not familiar
with this album,
296
00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,254
but I know the label
Toodle-Loo Records.
297
00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:10,182
They're super small, they
didn't put out much, and, uh...
298
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,259
Ugh, these lights are
so tangled, I can't tell
299
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,778
if I'm making it worse
or better.
300
00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:15,671
It definitely looks
more tangled than before.
301
00:10:15,764 --> 00:10:17,690
This used to be
all nice and long.
302
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,600
They're pretty, though.
I mean, I'm sure they're
303
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,934
prettier when they're on.
304
00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,362
It's just, last year everyone
in this neighborhood
305
00:10:23,514 --> 00:10:25,623
started doing major
Christmas decorations.
306
00:10:25,774 --> 00:10:27,125
So we gave it a go,
and I thought
307
00:10:27,276 --> 00:10:30,611
we had a good display,
but we were way underlit.
308
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,871
And somehow over-reindeered.
309
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,689
I'm not going
through that again.
310
00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:35,466
It was a lot of reindeers, Dad.
311
00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:37,360
So, getting back
to the record...
312
00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:39,195
Do you know where we can
find a copy?
313
00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:40,787
Or do you know someone who knows
where we could find a copy?
314
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,348
I do know someone.
315
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,958
- What time is it in London?
- There's really no way to know.
316
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,126
Uh, tea time?
317
00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,961
She helped me track down
Naughty Pavarotti.
318
00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:50,464
- Lot of buzz about that record.
- I know, right?
319
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,391
So, yeah, if anyone can help me
track down
320
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,635
a super rare, out of print
Toodle-Loo Records
321
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:55,820
Christmas album, it's her.
322
00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:57,880
It's the most specific
superpower.
323
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,882
Dad, I'm doing that part.
324
00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:02,493
Okay, but I'm just
gonna do it, uh, better.
325
00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:03,810
Oh, it's ringing.
326
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,312
English ringtones,
they freak me out.
327
00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:08,073
Ah, hi, Alice. Doug Wheeler.
328
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,983
Have I, uh, caught you
in the middle of anything, or...
329
00:11:10,077 --> 00:11:12,336
- Oh, you're having some tea.
- Yes.
330
00:11:12,563 --> 00:11:14,672
Uh, listen, I won't keep you.
Have you heard of a record
331
00:11:14,899 --> 00:11:17,658
calledPercy McTinsel-Bud'sTinsel Machine?
332
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,068
- She's heard of it. Shh.
333
00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:21,345
Uh, listen I'm trying
to track down a copy.
334
00:11:21,572 --> 00:11:24,182
It's kind of an emergency
situation. Uh-huh.
335
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,167
Uh-huh. Oh.
Oh, no. Okay.
336
00:11:27,261 --> 00:11:28,427
Well, then, I'll let you go.
337
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:31,555
Thanks. Or cheers. Ta-ta?
Oh, you say "bye."
338
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:34,007
So do I. I say bye.
Bye-- Bye.
339
00:11:34,101 --> 00:11:36,677
So, they pressed
very, very few copies,
340
00:11:36,771 --> 00:11:38,529
which only went out
to the band's fan club.
341
00:11:38,681 --> 00:11:40,256
And they had very few fans.
342
00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:42,683
Then there was a fire at the
Toodle-Loo Records warehouse.
343
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,760
No one died,
but if there were any copies
344
00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:47,705
of the record in there,
uh, yeah, they died.
345
00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:49,782
So... we're getting closer?
346
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,242
That copy of the
Percy McTinsel-Bud
347
00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:54,212
that you are holding could be
the last physical copy
348
00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:56,789
on this blue marble
we call Earth.
349
00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:59,291
- And you said you broke it,
right?
350
00:11:59,444 --> 00:12:01,368
- Aw, my sweet Gene.
351
00:12:01,462 --> 00:12:04,722
Do you want a piece of cheese?
Want some salami?
352
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:07,207
- Oh, do you want me to go DJ
for a little while?
- No.
353
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,544
I never want to hear
any holiday music ever again.
354
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,045
You don't mean that.
355
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,640
He didn't even say anything
about the cheese and the salami.
356
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:15,900
I know. I'm really scared.
357
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:17,718
Seems like Gene's got
to get his moans out.
358
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:20,071
Should we, uh,
leave him to it?
359
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:23,649
I have a bad, stupid idea
that I don't even want to say,
360
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,150
but I don't know
what else to do.
361
00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:26,410
- Tickle party?
- No.
362
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:29,305
We recreate
Percy McTinsel-Bud ourselves?
363
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:30,998
Oh. But also tickle party?
364
00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:37,479
So you're saying
you want us to record
365
00:12:37,572 --> 00:12:39,498
Gene's terrible Christmas album
ourselves from memory?
366
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,150
I said it was dumb,
but what's our alternative?
367
00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:44,595
Mopey Claus in there
is gonna ruin Christmas.
368
00:12:44,746 --> 00:12:46,412
I think it's a good idea.
369
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,915
I mean, we all know the songs,
since he played them a lot,
370
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,416
every day.
371
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:51,176
But how do we do it
without Gene knowing?
372
00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:52,770
He lives here so much.
373
00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:54,830
Also, we don't play
any instruments,
374
00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:55,755
and we don't sing.
375
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,001
♪ I beg your pardon? ♪
376
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,335
Okay, fine.
377
00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:02,613
I don't think it's gonna work,
but it's either this
378
00:13:02,764 --> 00:13:04,339
or we have to put Gene down.
379
00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:05,890
Because the kid is
really suffering.
380
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:07,284
We could do it tomorrow
in the restaurant
381
00:13:07,511 --> 00:13:08,786
when there's no customers.
382
00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:11,271
- Which is something
that happens a lot.
- Louise.
383
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,514
We just need to figure out
384
00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,516
how to get Gene out
of the house.
385
00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:17,202
- Maybe some kind of zip line?
Those are fun.
386
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,187
Hello. Oh, hi, Courtney.
387
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:20,522
I don't know if Gene can come
to the phone
388
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:21,948
right now. He's moaning.
389
00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:24,543
I just wanted to let him know
he left his retainer here.
390
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,619
Uh, Gene doesn't weara retainer, honey.
391
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,140
Okay... then someone's
throwing retainers in our yard.
392
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,125
Oh, Mom, let me talk to her.
393
00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:35,053
So I guess I'm going
to Courtney's now
394
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,147
because she was
weirdly insistent that I help
395
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:39,541
her and her dad hang up
Christmas lights?
396
00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:40,818
But all I want to do
is lie on the floor
397
00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:42,544
and think about how nothing
gold can stay.
398
00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:47,215
Go, Gene. You'll have a great
time hanging up lights...
399
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:48,308
Yeah. Electricity is... amazing.
400
00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:51,386
And Courtney and Doug
are so fun.
401
00:13:51,405 --> 00:13:52,663
You won't miss anything here.
402
00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:55,648
We'll just be watching Tina
while she keeps wrapping
403
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,001
the same tissue box over
and over again.
404
00:13:58,153 --> 00:14:00,003
My creases are
getting crisper.
405
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,487
Don't look at this one.
406
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,840
Maybe I could use
that for my Secret Santa gift.
407
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,508
Bob, no. $15.
408
00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:07,493
- But those are the good tissues.
They're so soft.
- Uh-uh.
409
00:14:07,571 --> 00:14:09,513
- Okay, Gene, come on.
- Fine, I'll go.
410
00:14:09,664 --> 00:14:12,349
But I won't have fun
because I'll never smile again.
411
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,092
That's the spirit.
There you go.
412
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,335
Okay, have fun. Love you, bye.
413
00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,912
You're great
and everything's normal.
414
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:20,006
Now, careful with that snowman.
Do not let it tip over.
415
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,600
Oh, look, there's the Robinsons.
Hi.
416
00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:24,252
No, no. no, don't look, don't
look, we're not set up yet.
417
00:14:24,271 --> 00:14:25,253
- Gene. Gene!
- Wha...?
418
00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:26,846
Block that side.
Block that side.
419
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,182
Okay,Percy McTinsel-Bud's
420
00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:31,109
Tinsel Machine intro track,
take one.
421
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,096
♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's ♪
422
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,688
♪ Tinsel Machine. ♪
423
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:37,190
Cut. Cut.
Is everybody warmed up?
424
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,525
- Are you warmed up?
- How do I do that?
425
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,361
♪ The hippest movesyou've ever grooved to ♪
426
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,548
♪ On the workshop dance floor. ♪
427
00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:46,199
♪ Who are people? ♪
428
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,626
♪ We are people ♪
429
00:14:47,702 --> 00:14:50,203
♪ Elves are people, too. ♪
430
00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:52,055
- ♪ Zip! Bam! Pop! ♪
- ♪ What do I hear? ♪
431
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,132
♪ It's Santa's sleighin the atmosphere ♪
432
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,800
♪ He's got space reindeer ♪
433
00:14:55,953 --> 00:14:59,045
♪ To pull him through the stars,space reindeer ♪
434
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,140
- ♪ Na-na-na-na-na... Mars ♪
- ♪ He's givin' presentsto Mars ♪
435
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,067
♪ Up there in his sleigh. ♪
436
00:15:04,219 --> 00:15:07,479
♪ Teacup kittens strike again! ♪
437
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,556
- Are you open?
438
00:15:10,725 --> 00:15:12,684
Uh, yes. Uh, yes, we-we are.
439
00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:15,579
What's wrong with you, lights?
Why aren't you lighting?
440
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:18,398
And the plastic carolers
don't look merry at all.
441
00:15:18,492 --> 00:15:20,751
I give up. I guess
we'll have to move.
442
00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:23,587
At least you didn't roll over
and break your dreams in half.
443
00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:26,757
- Stupid Christmas.
- Yeah. Stupid Christmas.
444
00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:28,333
- I like Christmas.
- No, you don't.
445
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,410
- I do.
- Name one good thing.
446
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,578
The presents, Santa,
the pageantry.
447
00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:33,913
I said one thing!
448
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,991
Oh, Daddy. You need
a big ol' beer.
449
00:15:36,084 --> 00:15:37,325
I'm gonna go tell Mom.
450
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,752
- Uh... I'm gonna go.
- See you around.
451
00:15:39,846 --> 00:15:41,254
Ugh, don't
look at me like that.
452
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,681
Shh-shh-shh.
He's coming.
453
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,015
- Hi.
- Hey, Gene.
- Hey.
454
00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:46,184
- Hi.
- What's happening?
455
00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:48,278
Did you guys all fart
on my pillow or something?
456
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,673
What? No. I did that one time.
457
00:15:51,692 --> 00:15:52,932
Okay, Gene, here's the thing.
458
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,767
We got Courtney to invite you
over today
459
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,362
so we could make you... this.
460
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,105
- I wrapped it. No big deal.
- Hmm?
461
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:02,851
- We made you a tape
Of Percy McTinsel-Bud.
- Yeah.
462
00:16:02,944 --> 00:16:05,370
We sang all of your
favorite Christmas songs
463
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,947
in the world, and we did
all the instruments.
464
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,709
Not with instruments
but with our mouths.
465
00:16:10,861 --> 00:16:11,710
Uh-huh...
466
00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:12,544
And we didn't know
all the words,
467
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,804
but you can barely tell.
468
00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:15,621
Unless you know all the words.
Which you do.
469
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,957
But we couldn't call you
and ask you what they were
470
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,217
'cause, surprise.
471
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,870
Why don't you... play it?
472
00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:24,464
Right. Uh... okay.
473
00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:27,225
- ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's... ♪
- No!
474
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,968
I mean, uh, I love it.
475
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:32,472
- You just shut off the tape
player and yelled "No."
- Yup. Mm-hmm.
476
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,991
- It was all Tina's idea.
- What?
477
00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:35,975
I'm sorry. You guys worked
so hard.
478
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,995
Aah! First I destroy
the last piece of precious
479
00:16:38,222 --> 00:16:40,388
musical history that should have
been in whatever safe
480
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,315
the League
of Extraordinary Gentlemen have,
481
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,392
and then I make you guys feel
bad about trying
482
00:16:44,411 --> 00:16:47,987
to do something nice.
I just keep ruining Christmas!
483
00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:50,398
Oh, my Genie. What a Chris-mess.
484
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,758
That gift wrapping,
though, right?
485
00:16:56,073 --> 00:16:57,497
Aw, we were dumb
to try to remake Gene's
486
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,924
favorite Christmas album.
What are we, Moby?
487
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,243
Should we go talk to him?
488
00:17:01,336 --> 00:17:03,245
Maybe we should just
give him some space.
489
00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:06,081
Wait. Are we sure our tape
isn't incredible?
490
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,173
Don't answer that.
491
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,918
Oh, Percy McTinsel-Bud.
492
00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:11,677
You were the best thing
about Christmas,
493
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,697
and now you're gone forever.
494
00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:14,990
Hey, Gene.
495
00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:18,593
- Want some tinsel?
- Uh, sure.
496
00:17:18,612 --> 00:17:21,096
- So shiny.
- Yeah.
497
00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,688
It just makes me want to...
498
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,359
♪ Tinsel all throughthe night! ♪
499
00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:28,937
God, you're amazing.
I'm-I'm so sorry, Percy.
500
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:32,365
I don't want you to be so sad
about breaking the record, Gene.
501
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,293
Well, I am. I'm sadder
than the teacup kitten
502
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,387
who fell out of the teacup
and couldn't get back in.
503
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,464
What about the tape
your family made?
504
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,891
I couldn't listen to it.
505
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,802
Them trying to redo that record
is like trying to paint
506
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,954
the Sistine Chapel
with a bunch of gravy.
507
00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,548
How would it even stay up there?
It would just drip on everybody.
508
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,793
I see what you mean about that
gravy, but I actually think
509
00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:54,220
it's pretty great that they
made that tape for you.
510
00:17:54,389 --> 00:17:56,815
Lots of songs are covers.
Covers are cool.
511
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,833
- They are?
- Songs and blankets.
512
00:17:58,893 --> 00:18:01,636
Gene, for you, your family's
version might not be
513
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:04,973
your favorite version, but maybe
someday you'll give the tape
514
00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:06,157
to your kids.
515
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,642
And it'll be
their favorite version,
516
00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:09,160
'cause it'll be
the only one they know.
517
00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:11,404
And they can roll
over on it and break it,
518
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,905
and then make their own tape.
519
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,260
- The point is, the music keeps
going. You dig?
- Huh.
520
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,596
Okay, I'm gonna head out.
And don't worry about me.
521
00:18:19,747 --> 00:18:20,913
Back where I come from,
522
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,600
we're still keeping it
funky and skunky.
523
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:27,086
- Heaven?
- No. The '70s!
524
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:28,663
Bye, Percy. I love you.
525
00:18:28,756 --> 00:18:31,333
- We have gathered here today
526
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:34,002
for neighborhood
Secret Santa, baby.
527
00:18:34,004 --> 00:18:36,004
I just want to apologize
in advance for mine.
528
00:18:36,022 --> 00:18:38,356
Bob, shush.
Let's open our gifts!
529
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,450
Oh, who am I kidding?
I just have to accept
530
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,934
that I'm not good
at gift wrapping.
531
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,286
You don't have to wrap
my present at all.
532
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,770
Just make sure
it's really big.
533
00:18:44,865 --> 00:18:46,289
Tina, if it makes you feel
any better,
534
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,032
I think "good" gift wrapping
always seems
535
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,517
so cold and impersonal.
536
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,277
I'd much rather get
a present wrapped like that.
537
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,446
It seems more thoughtful
and interesting.
538
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,039
Hey, thanks, Mike.
And you should know.
539
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,449
You've seen a lot of packages.
540
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,135
Because, you know,
you're a mailman.
541
00:18:58,286 --> 00:18:59,711
Yeah. I am a mailman.
542
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,120
But that envelope probably
seems
543
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,864
pretty thoughtful, too,
right?
544
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:05,367
- Yeah.
- Sorry, it's a gift card.
545
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:07,144
- From the heart?
- Hey, this is great.
546
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,794
The Home Furnishings
Superstore.
547
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,648
I love home furnishings.
And a superstore?
548
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:14,542
- Oh. Good.
- Aw, Mike, thanks
for the stamps!
549
00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:17,045
- How'd you know
they were from me?
- Just a lucky guess.
550
00:19:17,063 --> 00:19:18,804
Wait, Bob, what present
did you get?
551
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,549
Uh, it's a note.
"I got the car washed."
552
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:24,161
- Oh. Is this from Linda?
- Yeah, it is.
553
00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:26,721
- Thanks. This is perfect.
Perfect.
554
00:19:26,814 --> 00:19:27,980
Yeah. Great.
555
00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:30,149
- Teddy, open yours.
- Fine.
556
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,576
Oh... It's a--
557
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,171
A little plaque that says
"Teddy." For your, uh, stool.
558
00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:35,914
I figured since you have
a favorite stool here,
559
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,066
maybe Bob and Linda could
put your name on it.
560
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:39,751
- Aw.
- Oh, uh, I-I don't think we...
- Wow.
561
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,513
Mort, this is, like, the best
gift anyone's ever gotten me.
562
00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:46,165
Now I feel bad about
the calendar I got you.
563
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,576
Pictures of old barns?
I'm a total barn nut.
564
00:19:48,595 --> 00:19:52,080
Barns, bridges, I think they got
some fences in there, too.
565
00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:53,857
Bob! A plaque for my stool.
566
00:19:54,008 --> 00:19:56,676
- Should we put it right here?
- Uh, yeah, maybe.
567
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,679
Or, oh, uh, under the seat
might be a good spot.
568
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,347
Like a fun, hidden thing?
569
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,033
I love that, that's great.
570
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,276
I love Secret Santa!
571
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:07,871
- I'm gonna go get my tools
in the truck.
572
00:20:08,022 --> 00:20:09,264
Oh, excuse me, elf.
573
00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:10,598
Aw, Genie, you came
out of your room.
574
00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:12,951
And you're in
your deejaying outfit.
575
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,769
Mother, Father, sisters,
576
00:20:14,788 --> 00:20:17,047
I listened to the tape
you made me. All of it.
577
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:19,107
And it's really great.
578
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,217
You don't have to say that.
579
00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:21,960
Yeah. Music's a lot
harder to do
580
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,111
when you're not good at it.
581
00:20:23,129 --> 00:20:24,054
We know that now.
582
00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:25,280
No! You did the right thing.
583
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,723
The music isn't gone.
584
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,950
This is Percy McTinsel-Bud now.
585
00:20:28,969 --> 00:20:31,119
It just needed a little, uh,
touching up.
586
00:20:31,212 --> 00:20:32,378
And some major remixing.
587
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:35,123
♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's ♪
588
00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:37,049
♪ Tinsel Machine ♪
589
00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:40,128
♪ Percy... ♪
590
00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:43,314
- Wow.
- Whoa.
- Nice.
591
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:46,058
All right!
My Christmas DJ is back!
592
00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:47,226
Yeah, he is, baby.
593
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,227
So how about Christmas music
594
00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:50,080
all day in the restaurant?
595
00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:51,564
Oh. Good.
596
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,917
You know, I kinda like the way
it looks.
597
00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:55,159
I miss the reindeer, though.
598
00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:57,145
Dad, let's go get the reindeer.
599
00:20:57,238 --> 00:21:00,498
Yeah! Santa can have as many
reindeers as he friggin' wants!
600
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,003
♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud'sTinsel Machine ♪
601
00:21:05,155 --> 00:21:09,099
-♪ The greatest guy around ♪
-♪ It makes us tinselif you know what I mean ♪
602
00:21:09,175 --> 00:21:12,585
-♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud ♪
-♪ He hangs it everywhere,he lets it all hang out ♪
603
00:21:12,679 --> 00:21:16,498
-♪ He's coming to your town ♪
-♪ To make your Christmas shinebeyond a doubt, yeah ♪
604
00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:18,441
-♪ He's got that tinsel ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
605
00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:20,259
♪ At Christmastime ♪
606
00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:25,931
♪ You know he's gonnaa-make it shine... ♪
607
00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:30,287
♪ Yeah, to make your Christmasshine beyond a doubt, yeah ♪
608
00:21:30,438 --> 00:21:33,290
♪ Yeah, my tinsel. ♪
609
00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:34,457
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