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Holy fuck!
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Hey!
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You're about to burn a
hole in junior, here.
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Ah shit!
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Go home. Get some rest.
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I'm good. We've only got
three more welds on this line.
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We'll handle it from here.
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We work safe, not fast.
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Your words, brother.
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You're right.
You're right.
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So Leonard said we're on track
to mount the tip this week.
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This is a group
of hard workers.
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That is fantastic!
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Isn't there a famous quote
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about workers stepping
up to the plate
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when times are tough?
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Yeah. You're too tired
to remember it.
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Bingo.
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Go home and
get some rest.
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I just gotta
grab my glasses.
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You're wearing them.
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I don't know Charles Conch,
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I've never met the man.
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Hopefully he sees what we're
doing and jumps on board.
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I never thought
in a hundred years
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this place would shut down.
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Oh, the doors aren't
closed just yet.
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Got time to lean-
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There's time to clean!
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Todd:
Very original.
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I'm out.
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Okay, good.
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Todd:
Don't install that
section without me.
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Marcus:
Night, brother.
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Todd:
Goodnight.
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Marcus:
Shit. This ain't good.
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Dewey:
It's a gift from
the Heavens, Tase.
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An untapped skill
and a burden.
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Taser:
I don't believe you.
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Dewey:
You've never tested me.
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Try it.
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Alright, um...
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what did your dad's farts
smell like when you were a kid?
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Having a photographic memory
means I remember visuals,
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not smells, you dumbass.
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Okay, visuals. I got it!
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When you were being born,
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what did the inside of your
mom's pussy look like?
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Well, it was dark.
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Dewey!
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What?
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Surprise piss test!
We're on lockdown!
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Dewey:
Now?
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Wait, wait. I need...
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Taser!
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All right,
have a good day, bud.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
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You know the drill.
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Pee in Daddy's traveller.
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Come on.
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Whizzanator.
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Boys, line up,
one at a time.
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One at a time.
One at a time.
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Alright, make it easy.
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One at a time.
One at a time.
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Got what ya need.
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I'm running low on stock.
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Alright guys, line 'em up.
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Easy, easy.
I got all the stock.
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Don't worry.
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Alright boys, keep 'em comin'
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Here you go.
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I'm runnin' out of stock, guys!
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I need a dick, man. Bad.
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You don't have
anything more pale?
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With freckles, maybe?
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Well, ya shouldn't have
ruined your old one, man.
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I told you,
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they're not
dishwasher-friendly.
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Come on, man,
make up your mind.
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Oh, is that someone
else's piss?
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Ah, yeah.
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Most of us keep a cooler of
it in the trunk of our car.
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Audrey:
Oh fuck!
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I smoke a ton of dope.
I'm fucked!
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What do I do?
Shit! Do you have any more?
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Yeah, take this.
Dump the piss in a cup.
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Simple as that.
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Won't someone
be watching me?
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Pussy privilege, baby.
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Who's piss is this?
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Oh. Ah, I source it from
an Italian nun in the Alps
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who drinks nothing but
glacial water and herbal tea.
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Really?
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What the fuck? No!
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One of my tenants hands
me a mason jar once a month.
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You're leaking.
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Oh, fuck.
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I've got one dick left!
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I'll take it. I'll take it.
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Proceed with caution.
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Dr. Bridges is a
former military vet,
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two tours,
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with the personality
of a chicken nugget.
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Courtesy washrooms
around the corner.
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Thank you.
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Homer.
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Doc.
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After you.
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I better not see my
piss on the dark web.
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Homer, I won't
look at your cock.
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We rely on the
honour system here.
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Fuck.
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Oh! Fuckin' nasty.
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No evidence.
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Enjoy.
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Don't drink it
all in one gulp.
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Audrey:
Still warm.
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Next!
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And that's when I woke up
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in an alley in Tijuana with
the taste of cigarettes
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and agave in my mouth and
a belt around my throat.
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I'd been gambling
with the locals
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and I had a cartel member's
pistol in my mouth.
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That's because his wife
gave me a foot job
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underneath the table.
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Plantar warts.
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Feet only,
or do they spread?
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Hmm?
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Doesn't matter.
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Man, I've repressed
these memories.
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It's the first time in
a decade that Medhi's been clean
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and it's all flooding
into my brain.
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It's almost distracting.
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And it's making me horny.
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Wow.
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Leonard:
It's not complete.
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I've examined all
of his drawings,
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his process,
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but this section
doesn't make any sense.
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I mean, I could fill
in the blanks, but...
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Not the time for guesswork.
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So we're in the thick of this
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and they suddenly decide to
run a refinery-wide screening.
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Oh you motherfucker.
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What did I do?
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No, not you.
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An unscheduled urine
test locks us down.
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It slows our progress.
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We can't leave, but I know
who can get this to Medhi.
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Okay, so maybe let's
not swear anymore.
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Todd:
Yello.
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Okay, good, you're awake.
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I was just about to lay down.
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No, don't go to sleep!
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Wait, have you started
your nighttime routine?
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Kinda.
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Audrey:
Don't do it.
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We need you alert, okay?
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'Cause there's like a piss test
happening at work right now.
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Is it Doc Bridges?
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Yeah, it's him and
a couple of techs.
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That's not good.
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Hey, it's Leonard.
The engineer.
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There's missing calculations
on Medhi's schematics.
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We need you to come grab the
blueprint and bring it to Medhi.
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He's in rehab.
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And I don't speak engineer.
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Well, we've got that covered.
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Todd:
Good, 'cause I just took
a handful of gummies.
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Ah, can you meet us at the
southeast perimeter fence?
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Yep. I'll leave right now.
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Okay.
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Todd:
I'm gonna be fucked.
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But it's not my first
barbecue, dickhead.
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Todd:
They haven't even
kicked in yet.
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Shit. I better
hurry the fuck up.
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Everything alright?
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{\an8}Oh, everything is gravy, Doc.
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{\an8}Yeah, just, uh,
it's an old injury.
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Ah, my nuts.
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I got rammed by a
goat when I was a kid.
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Have you been screened
for testicular cancer?
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You know, it affects
man of all ages.
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I'm-I'm sure it's not cancer.
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It's stage fright.
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I gotta get a
flow going here.
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And, uh, I...I squish
my nuts a lot.
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You know it's,
I own an E-bike.
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Need some help?
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I can hold the cup.
Here, gimme the cup.
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There you go.
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Empty mind, empty bladder.
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Just think of a
trickling stream.
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A babbling brook.
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Ah, yeah.
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Oh, there we go.
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You're almost at
the fill line,
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get ready to pinch off.
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You can stop now.
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Stop!
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Ugh!
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Oh, ah...
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so my dick fell off.
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Ah, the cancer is,
it's aggressive.
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Well, thanks to
our friend here,
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the honour system
is in the toilet.
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Everyone will now provide
a sample in front of me.
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What?
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Hey, pay attention!
I'm not done.
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Ah fuck!
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Doc Bridges:
There'll be no excuses,
no exceptions,
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except for the women.
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Fuckin' Dewey.
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Tell anyone who's already
provided a sample,
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we are retesting.
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Audrey:
It just winds
around and around,
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so it's like,
it's a miracle.
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We are fucked!
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We are so fucked!
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Dewey's dick fell off right
in front of Doc Bridges.
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His dick fell off?
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Yes, his dick.
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His fake dick.
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The one we use for
swapping out piss.
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Anyways, Doc Bridges
wants new samples.
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We don't have any
more clean piss.
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That's a problem.
- Yes.
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Full disclosure:
There's a slight chance
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that marijuana might
show up in my system.
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Fuckin' think?
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98% of the plant's
gonna be pissin' hot.
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We need clean piss
and we need it asap!
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Shit. I was just starting
to get a hang of this job.
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Sure you were.
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Chelsea:
Okay. So we need to
gather a lot of water,
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and the handful of people
who don't party. That right?
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Correct!
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Okay. Well, I don't partake,
so my urine will be clean.
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That's even better.
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Good. You and the
rest of the nerds
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can piss all
over the place.
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The problem now,
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is how are we gonna swap
out the piss samples?
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You ready?
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Ready.
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Guys? Guys? I, I don't
think he's ready.
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Todd:
Oh, I'm fucking ready,
you nerd.
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Remember, keep your
asshole clenched.
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What? Now is that a thing?
No. Wait, wait, wait!
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Not ready.
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Leonard:
Ow.
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You don't seem like
you're a hundred percent.
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I'm super focused.
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And a really good
driver when I'm baked.
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The vehicle's not even on.
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Exactly. You're gonna drive.
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Bev:
All done.
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That was a good one.
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Good work, Bestie.
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Hey, how come you're
not hydrating?
262
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,141
Oh, me?
263
00:11:06,141 --> 00:11:07,342
I ate a weed brownie
on the weekend.
264
00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:08,343
Too risky.
265
00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:09,545
I think I can
squeeze one out.
266
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,180
You can do it, Jimi.
267
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,848
I believe in you.
268
00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:15,884
Whew! Very interesting smell.
269
00:11:17,252 --> 00:11:20,255
It's like full bodied, earthy.
270
00:11:20,255 --> 00:11:21,857
Whew!
271
00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:23,192
Hey Steph,
272
00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:25,194
maybe get that ozone
generator from the crib
273
00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:26,595
if you get a chance.
274
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:27,830
Weak stream there, Jimi?
275
00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,398
Prostate. It'll come.
276
00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:31,600
Ah.
277
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,403
Yes! There it is!
278
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,571
Jesus. No splashing.
279
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:36,872
Some people have to
work in there, you know.
280
00:11:36,872 --> 00:11:37,873
Jimi:
Hey, I'm half blind.
281
00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:38,874
You're distracting me now.
282
00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,275
Barb:
Oh my God.
283
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:43,045
Hey guys, I'm estimating
we have about enough here
284
00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:45,247
for maybe half the samples.
285
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,849
How's everyone feeling?
286
00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:49,151
How are we gonna do
this switch anyway?
287
00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:52,020
Audrey:
Who's the best
"faker" on site?
288
00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:54,590
You mean bullshitter?
289
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:55,591
Mm-hmm.
290
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,293
I mean, two people
come to mind.
291
00:11:58,293 --> 00:11:59,428
Alright. Every
little bit helps.
292
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,662
Barb:
Watch it, Steph!
293
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:04,433
Oh God! That was not enough
to make it worth their while.
294
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,901
Ooh, we got an encore coming.
295
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:07,603
Okay.
296
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,439
We don't want to kick
him off the wagon.
297
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:13,509
We just want to dangle him
off the side a little bit.
298
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,879
Didn't you check him in?
299
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,548
You reassigned the donations
from the golf tournament.
300
00:12:19,548 --> 00:12:21,383
I thought Medhi was
one of your friends.
301
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,418
I think we're friends.
302
00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:24,486
He calls me buddy.
303
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:27,656
But we just don't speak
the same language.
304
00:12:27,656 --> 00:12:29,525
He's really smart.
305
00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:32,694
You have a weird way of
treating your "buddy".
306
00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:35,998
Todd:
He's been sober
for like a week,
307
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,266
a week and a half.
308
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,101
It's not like he's
losing a month.
309
00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:44,139
I feel like I've been
here before. Weird.
310
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,141
Oh, you are too messed
up to be in here.
311
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,576
Todd:
I'm fine.
312
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,350
Put it away, Todd.
313
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:56,919
Don't ruin a
man's new life.
314
00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:58,587
Fuckin' relax.
315
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,158
Ah! Suck it, Dwayne!
316
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:05,794
Better luck next time!
317
00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:10,699
Boys!
318
00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:12,601
Oh, you checking in?
319
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,171
Can we borrow you
for a minute?
320
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,973
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Not unless you beat me.
321
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:19,474
I'm undefeated.
322
00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:20,475
We can't stay long.
323
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:21,677
It's about your blueprints.
324
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,312
The innovation?
325
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:24,379
Did you paint that?
326
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:26,682
It's really fuckin' great.
327
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,685
Oh, I feel like this painting!
328
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,253
Oh, I owe you Todd.
329
00:13:31,987 --> 00:13:33,689
I have never
felt this good!
330
00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,626
So, which one of you
is better at ping pong?
331
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:41,697
Ah...
332
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,865
Yeah.
333
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,499
Come on, Leonard.
334
00:13:44,499 --> 00:13:46,034
Let's do it, baby!
335
00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:48,503
Barb:
Oh, it, ah, smells
better in here.
336
00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:52,574
You guys owe us
some new candles.
337
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,443
Not a problem.
I know a guy.
338
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,889
I think, I think you
guys are water drunk.
339
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,924
Which is an actual thing.
340
00:14:08,924 --> 00:14:09,925
Oh, I gotta pee!
341
00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:11,960
Oh, I know that.
342
00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,203
I-I like you.
343
00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,608
I think that might
be the water talking,
344
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:29,711
but I like you too.
345
00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:32,381
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
346
00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:33,749
Did you wash your hands?
347
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,017
Steph:
Two minute warning,
Pee Squad.
348
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:36,018
We're goin' in.
349
00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:37,552
Prepare the payload.
350
00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:38,921
Copy that.
351
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,390
Okay.
352
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,592
Everything is covered in piss.
353
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,661
Literally. Ugh!
354
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:53,769
Backwoods:
Holy fuck, Doc,
355
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,037
you gotta stand that close?
356
00:14:55,037 --> 00:14:58,440
Jesus. You gonna be licking
your lips soon enough.
357
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,275
Divert your eyes a
little, would ya.
358
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,276
Dr. Bridges?
359
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,277
Yes?
360
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,947
Hi. A guy took a tumble
down some stairs.
361
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,783
I was afraid to move
him and it looks, ah...
362
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,619
looks...
363
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,054
Stephy.
364
00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:13,388
Stephy!
365
00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:14,389
Looks good.
366
00:15:14,389 --> 00:15:15,390
It looks bad!
367
00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:16,425
He is really hurt.
368
00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:17,492
He's hurt?
- Yes.
369
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:18,493
Okay. Everybody out.
370
00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:19,761
Backwoods:
We better go.
371
00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,596
Oh, I gotta cut it off. Sorry.
- Let's go.
372
00:15:21,596 --> 00:15:22,798
Oh, it spilled on me.
- I'm sorry. Let's hurry.
373
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:23,932
We've got it.
374
00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:24,967
He's probably got a broken
back or hemorrhaging.
375
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,802
Oh, come on.
376
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:27,803
Code Blue. Code Red.
377
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,171
Code fuckin' green.
Code orange.
378
00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:30,605
Just fucking make
'er happen, Doc.
379
00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:32,040
Holy fuck!
380
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,095
Big Nate's down.
381
00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,096
Steph:
He's in here, Doc.
382
00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:55,097
Help me!
383
00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:56,098
Tase!
384
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,099
Taser:
Oh, over here.
385
00:15:57,099 --> 00:15:58,867
Tase, you all right?
386
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,102
Oh, you're here.
387
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:01,336
Shit, brother.
388
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,504
Ugh.
389
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,538
I fell from up there.
390
00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:04,840
All the way up there?
391
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,108
Stabilize his neck.
392
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:09,845
Ugh. It was just a stumble.
393
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,346
But these boots...
394
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,682
I think someone
switched my boots.
395
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,850
Backwoods:
Switched your boots?
396
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,851
Taser:
Yeah.
397
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,152
Someone's gonna pay.
398
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,387
Taser:
Y'know how you,
399
00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:20,122
you take that baby step to
stop yourself from tripping?
400
00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:21,156
Yeah. Yeah.
401
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:22,858
Works great if you've
got your own boots,
402
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,893
ones that fit.
403
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:28,163
But these boots are not mine.
404
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:29,865
What are we gonna do, Doc?
405
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,134
Can you concuss yourself from
falling down the stairs?
406
00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:33,869
Yes, you can.
407
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,070
Yeah.
408
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,838
Dr. Bridges:
How many fingers?
409
00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:38,874
That one's a thumb.
410
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,976
Ugh.
411
00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:43,378
Dewey:
This is like building
model planes.
412
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,080
Bev:
Oh my God, Dewey.
413
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,348
Ew. Uh uh.
414
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:47,482
Barb:
No! You got some on me.
415
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:48,550
Audrey:
Okay, you upright citizens.
416
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,153
Chelsea:
You guys are doing great.
417
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:52,888
Bev:
Keep your eyes
on the prize.
418
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:53,889
Chelsea:
We're almost there.
419
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,057
You're wasting it!
420
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,258
Dewey:
The top goes on so you
don't get peed on.
421
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:57,359
Secure.
422
00:16:57,359 --> 00:16:59,161
Barb:
Yes, yes!
423
00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:00,362
Audrey:
We're so close!
424
00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,164
Last one coming
down the pike.
425
00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:04,900
Dewey:
I like this feeling.
426
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,268
Audrey:
Almost done here.
427
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,739
What about-what
about the booze bra?
428
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,740
The booze bra?
429
00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:22,951
No outward signs of injury.
430
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:24,019
Good. Good. That's good.
431
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:25,754
No tenderness or swelling.
432
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,055
Great.
433
00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:29,024
Taser:
I'm pretty sure I bruised
my kidney on a stair.
434
00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:30,892
Dr. Bridges:
Alright, let's get
him outta here.
435
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:34,930
Oh, Doc, don't move me!
436
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,431
Oh, oh!
437
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,770
Shit!
438
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,939
Oh, yep!
Yeah, it fuckin' hurts.
439
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:44,940
It hurts.
440
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,074
Oh, we might need
an ambulance.
441
00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:47,309
Oh God. Don't touch it,
don't touch it, don't touch it.
442
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,610
It's just an old injury.
443
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,978
It just pops out
every time I sneeze.
444
00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:51,580
I'm all good.
445
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,616
Audrey:
Oh, almost spilled it.
446
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:57,953
Dewey:
Okay, all good.
447
00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:58,954
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go!
448
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,455
Damn.
449
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,823
Dewey did good.
- Yes.
450
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:02,958
Dewey:
Oh God. Get the tape.
451
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,392
Oh.
452
00:18:05,193 --> 00:18:06,761
And that's how it's done.
453
00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:07,762
Dr. Bridges:
Is it tender right here?
454
00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:08,763
Backwoods:
Yep, yep, yep!
455
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:09,764
It's fuckin' all tender there.
456
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:11,399
Just be-just be...
It's fine. It's fine.
457
00:18:11,399 --> 00:18:12,667
Backwoods:
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
458
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,472
Oh yeah.
459
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,677
What'd you look at that, Doc?
460
00:18:22,677 --> 00:18:23,778
Oh, you're a
miracle worker.
461
00:18:23,778 --> 00:18:25,313
Doc, I feel fine.
462
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,983
Sometimes it's just
knowing somebody cares
463
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:28,950
makes all the difference.
464
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,685
Mm-hmm.
465
00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:33,255
Yep. Yep. That's great, Doc.
466
00:18:33,255 --> 00:18:34,489
Hell of a physician.
467
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,590
What a doctor.
468
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:38,260
Whew! Yep.
469
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,295
It's, ah, see ya, Doc.
470
00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:41,997
That hurt for real.
471
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:42,998
Fuckin' hold me.
472
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,566
Steph:
No fuckin' way.
473
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,002
Leonard:
Between the coffee stains
474
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,304
and the torn up
sections and the tape...
475
00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:52,107
I can't make sense of this.
476
00:18:52,741 --> 00:18:54,676
Fellas, I'm clearheaded.
477
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,111
Listen...
478
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,280
I hear...
479
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,348
I hear nothing, huh?
480
00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:02,117
No grinders,
481
00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:03,518
no heavy machinery,
no swearing.
482
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,187
Look guys, I know you
value my intelligence,
483
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,189
but this invention
is special.
484
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,992
It came from chaos and,
uh, and a lot of weed.
485
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:16,031
Okay, well, I tried using
Young's modulus results
486
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,300
in a surface area that's
larger than the "L" factor,
487
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,236
so I know that's not
how you got there, but...
488
00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:22,304
Nerd.
489
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:23,872
Do you know how
you got there?
490
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,274
Do you even know
if it's right?
491
00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:30,512
That's brave... for a virgin.
492
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,847
I'm married.
493
00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:33,982
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
494
00:19:33,982 --> 00:19:37,252
If we don't sort this out,
it could be catastrophic.
495
00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:38,987
Ugh. I-I'm telling you guys,
496
00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,555
I-I-I-I can't remember.
497
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:46,027
What if there was a way
for you to find your way
498
00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:48,063
back into the chaos?
499
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,898
No! No!
500
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,535
You can do this
without getting high.
501
00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:55,704
I made copies so we can
leave them with you.
502
00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,072
Give you time to
figure it out.
503
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,173
We don't have time!
504
00:19:58,173 --> 00:20:00,075
Corporate is trying
to destroy us!
505
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,042
All of us!
506
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,979
Well, um, we could
go to someone else.
507
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,780
I've got friends
from university.
508
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,915
Someone can help us.
509
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:07,916
You sure you know someone?
510
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,584
Yeah.
511
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,090
You're a good friend, eh?
512
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,058
Look, this is right.
513
00:20:17,058 --> 00:20:18,860
This is how we heal.
514
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,564
You give 'em hell
in here, buddy.
515
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,165
You got this.
516
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:27,802
That's it?
517
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:29,604
He comes in here fucked
out of his gourd
518
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,373
and basically puts a
loaded gun on the table
519
00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:32,540
and you let him
off the hook?
520
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:33,541
Gun?
521
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:34,909
It was a weed pen, man.
522
00:20:34,909 --> 00:20:36,978
You shut up, dude.
523
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,079
You boohoo'd a few tears
524
00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:40,982
and you hugged it out
and now you're square?
525
00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:43,952
If you two weren't my seniors,
I'd tell ya both to F-off!
526
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:44,953
Todd:
Chill.
527
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,121
You already swore earlier.
528
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,289
You wanna hear swearing?
529
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,556
I got lots of swears for you,
530
00:20:48,556 --> 00:20:50,392
motherfucker bullshit bitch!
531
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:51,393
Todd:
Yeah! Okay.
532
00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:52,994
Asshole.
533
00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:54,129
See you like that, bitch.
534
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,764
You're killing my buzz, man.
535
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:57,098
You're killing my buzz!
536
00:20:57,098 --> 00:21:00,135
I don't even have
a buzz, Fuck Face.
537
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,703
There's the chaos.
538
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,140
There's-there's the weed.
539
00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:12,347
Gentlemen, I have two meetings
scheduled this afternoon.
540
00:21:12,347 --> 00:21:14,149
All right. I'll pick up
another newcomer medallion
541
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,084
and I'll talk
to my sponsor.
542
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,652
All is well.
543
00:21:20,355 --> 00:21:22,424
Relax.
544
00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:25,260
I'm not getting
high to get high.
545
00:21:26,127 --> 00:21:28,930
I am getting high to help.
546
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,266
That was deep.
547
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:33,101
I don't feel
good about this.
548
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,137
Me either.
549
00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:39,808
Hey, gimme that.
550
00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:42,444
Somebody's gotta drive.
551
00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:44,279
I'm fried. Big time.
552
00:21:46,081 --> 00:21:50,185
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
553
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,753
Todd:
The power of weed.
554
00:21:54,489 --> 00:21:56,057
Stellar work, you two.
555
00:21:56,057 --> 00:21:57,826
Barely knew you were there.
556
00:21:57,826 --> 00:21:59,661
It was a one
man show today.
557
00:22:02,497 --> 00:22:04,032
Careful with those samples.
558
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,902
Well, apart from the
numerous setbacks
559
00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:10,138
and the exposure
to human waste...
560
00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:12,407
Another micro tear
in my rotator cuff.
561
00:22:12,407 --> 00:22:13,575
It's no big deal.
562
00:22:13,575 --> 00:22:15,043
And my abused bladder.
563
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,878
It all worked out.
564
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,849
You guys need
any more piss?
565
00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,384
Found a few more
litres in my locker.
566
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,185
Ah, fuck you.
567
00:22:24,185 --> 00:22:25,854
That sucks.
568
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,059
Raise your hand if you want
to come to Imperial Valley.
569
00:22:34,262 --> 00:22:37,031
Jamar, thank you
for volunteering.
570
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,735
Since you love that place so
much you're comin' with me.
571
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,237
Pack your bags!
572
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:45,039
Um, sounds good, sir.
573
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,242
What's on the agenda?
574
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,078
I'm going there to
do your fuckin' job.
575
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,748
You get that junky
weasel on the line.
576
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,583
I need to have a
chat with him.
577
00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:04,058
We're gonna shut the
fuckin' place down!
578
00:23:04,058 --> 00:23:05,193
Y'all suck!
579
00:23:05,193 --> 00:23:07,262
I'll remember this when
determining Christmas bonuses!
580
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,930
Charles:
JAMAR!
581
00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:11,933
Jamar:
I'm coming!
582
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,268
Fucking Imperial Valley.
583
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:32,287
♪ Started work
when I was young
584
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,489
♪ Grew old began to sing
585
00:23:34,489 --> 00:23:36,591
♪ Said son you better
keep on moving
586
00:23:36,591 --> 00:23:39,394
♪ Idle hands are the
devil's play thing, hey! ♪
587
00:23:39,394 --> 00:23:58,146
♪ Everyone's got a
reason to work
588
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,315
♪ They differ from
young to old
589
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,317
♪ No one's equal
in this regard
590
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,819
♪ You can tell from the sweat
baby who's got soul man ♪
591
00:24:20,034 --> 00:24:23,838
{\an8}♪ You know it's
gotta have soul
592
00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:27,375
{\an8}♪ Workin' Man's Soul ♪
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