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Hi, Amy.
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You got any crystal?
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Fuck off!
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Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go
passionately fuck yourself?
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Yuk, you're all sweaty.
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Whatcha lookin' for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing,
I'll slit my wrists.
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Now that would be a great
loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the
intelligence of a stool sample.
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He's OK.
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I think he's got brain damage.
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But he's OK.
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This place is so fucking boring I wish
someone would burn it to the ground.
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Let's just get the fuck out of here.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put your dick in me.
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I'm tryin'...
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fuckin cigarettes?
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I dunno what it is, but...
29
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...I feel really weird tonight...
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...like something's gonna happen.
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Me too.
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Hey Amy...
Do you love me?
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Yeah. Totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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..."I love you" can mean
a lot of things, like-
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- You'll do till someone
better comes along-
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- "I can't describe
how I really feel..."
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But I know if I'm
supposed to say this-
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- or "Shut up",
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I'm watchin' TV...
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this
city is sucking away my soul.
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Like yesterday I was stuck
in this humongous traffic jam-
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- on the 405 freeway...
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...and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead
bodies lying there on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared about was
getting out and moving again...
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I know...
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...I feel like a gerbil smothering
in Richard Gere's butthole.
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There just is no place
for us in this world.
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Hey, get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
It's time to die.
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Yo, bitch, would you just go?!
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Get your fucking hands off my car!
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Goddamn motherfucker-
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- I swear, if there is
one dent in the door-
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- one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck're you talking about?
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This car is older than you and
your jaibait boyfriend here...
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...combined
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I love this car.
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Oh my god, you're bleeding
all over the upholstery!
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Jesus, don't potty in
your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding
all over my upholstery!
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It's OK Amy, he's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah. I'm totally into getting
the fuck beat out of me-
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- and slicin' up my own fuckin leg...
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You are really fuckin rude.
You know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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- Oh... sorry.
- It's cool.
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Go ahead...
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- ...use it.
- That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway?
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What's your name?
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Xavier.
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- What?
- It's Xavier.
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That's the stupidest fuckin
name I've ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you "X"?
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I can't really pronounce all that...
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Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker".
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If bullshit were music,
you'd be a big brass band.
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What's with your Lady here, Jordo?
Terminal PMS?
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- Fuck you.
- No. Fuck you!
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Fuck you...
you stinkin' kootch.
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Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam!
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Get out of my fucking car!
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C'mon, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He's just jokin' around...
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Right X?
Tell her...
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Yeah, Amy. Don't get your
uterus all tied in a knot.
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Listen, gism-breath.
I want you out of my fucking car-
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- right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, Scumfuck.
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Get lost.
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You're, uh...
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Giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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OK, Miss America.
You win...
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, gator.
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Hey...
what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey you don't have
to decide immediately...
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Hey! You think about it!
Sleep on it, honey!
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I swear, Amy
You can be so harsh.
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I dunno...
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...he seemed cool.
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Kinda strange maybe...
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He was an anus-face.
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What were we talkin'
about the other day,
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- about trying to be less
judgemental of people?
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Fuck that.
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I'm starvin'.
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Stop at the next QuickieMart, okey?
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Sure y'don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Hey.
No smoking here!
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Jesus!
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Hey, hey, girlie... you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Amy...
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Pick up, girlie.
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I'm so sure...
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We happy?
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6 dollar, 66 cent.
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That's weird.
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Must've fallen out in the car...
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I'll pay you right back...
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...oh fuck...
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- ...The Scumfuck.
- 6 dollar, 66 cent.
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You fuckin kook.
We left our wallets in the car.
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- Let me just run out and...
- 6 dollar, 66 cent.
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What're you gonna do, shoot us?
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I mean, what is this, some kind of joke,
like "Candid Camera" or something?
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Scram.
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00:11:06,401 --> 00:11:08,351
What the fuck do you
think you're doing?
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Saving your fucking life.
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00:11:10,242 --> 00:11:12,092
Did I ask you for
any big favors, huh?
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00:11:12,362 --> 00:11:14,378
Would you please just
get the fuck out of here?
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00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:16,837
Jordan, he is getting
us into Deep Shit.
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00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:27,873
Would you just get
the hell out of here?
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Come on!
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...Would you just fuckin chill?!
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00:12:16,926 --> 00:12:18,426
...his head.
His head, man.
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It was talkin'...
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I think, we're probably cool.
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00:12:24,806 --> 00:12:28,942
I mean, that weirdo gook Lady with the
machete probably doesn't even speak English...
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00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,161
I think everything's gonna be fine.
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What the fuck do you mean
"everything's gonna be fine"?
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00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:34,968
You just blew somebody's
fucking head off!
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00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:39,904
You know, you gotta be the little
pessimist all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
Well, fuck you.
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You were there,
you were both there with me...
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...and read my lips...
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...we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry...
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Blow it out your
crusty rectum, loser.
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We don't know you,
we barely just met you,
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- and we certainly don't like you.
You're fucking crazy...
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...and you're ugly besides.
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I love you too, darling.
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His fuckin head...
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...it was in the
relish and onions and...
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...it was talkin'...
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I mean, don't y'think you oughta
call your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and Daddy'll be
all worried about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be a heroin addict:
Now she's a Scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig
who was always trying to molest me.
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What about you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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My mom shot my dad...
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...then killed herself
when I was twelve.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:44,614
So how Long long have you and...
182
00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:47,690
...Princess Leia been
a happy little couple?
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Fuck...
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...a long time.
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Three months.
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No way.
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00:15:00,656 --> 00:15:03,728
Most of my relationships,
they last about three days-
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...or...
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...three hours.
190
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Yeah, relationships bite.
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00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,210
Wow.
Righteous tattoo.
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I been wantin' one forever but-
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- I can't decide on a
design I like enough to...
194
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...y'know, wear on my body
for like the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
196
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I sure do like yours a lot though...
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I gotta take a whiz.
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Hi...
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Hi.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage may be
too gruesome for some audience members-
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- so viewer discretion is advised!
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Police say that the severed head-
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- of QuickieMart proprietor,
Nguyen Kok-Suk,
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- was still talking when
it was discovered,
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- at approximately 2:39 am,
by a Jerseymaid deliveryman...
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00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:20,266
...And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriffs Department is still investigating-
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- the bizarre, ritualistic slaying
of his wife and children as well...
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It appears that the shopkeeper's wife,
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- was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband-
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- that she took the lives of her
children, disemboweling them...
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Wait just a second there...
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...disemboweling them?
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00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:37,701
Yes, Chet, dis-em-boweling them-
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00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:42,101
- before taking the knife to herself
in some kind of unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far have only
one clue to the identity-
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- of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers...
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This skull earring-
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- the type sold most frequently
in rock'n'roll paraphernalia shops-
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- often worn by
homosexuals, satanists,
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- and members of other
dangerous cult groups...
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Hold it, Sandy.
Correct me if I'm wrong,
223
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,300
- but don't lots of people,
especially trendy teenagers-
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- following the latest "fad",
kids who are otherwise perfectly "normal",
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- don't they wear earrings
similar to the one shown here?
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Yes, well, Chet...
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...that is a problem...
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Smooth move, ex-lax.
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Pinch the bridge of your nose.
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Pinch it there...
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I'm so fuckin hungry
I can eat my leg.
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How about a
little foodular action?
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Welcome to Carnoburger.
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May I have your orders please?
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00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:49,953
Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster,
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- no onions-
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- A Passion Fruit Slurpster-
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00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,752
- and aside Curly Q fries.
239
00:19:57,719 --> 00:19:59,947
I have some Barbecue Beef Chunks.
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Some Fried Cheeseballs.
241
00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:04,697
And an Evian.
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00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,269
Diet coke. Extra large.
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She never eats
when she does crystal.
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Shut up!
245
00:20:12,198 --> 00:20:13,698
That's be all?
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00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,076
I've lost my earring.
247
00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:21,649
That'd be... 6,66$.
Please pull forward to the window.
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00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:27,439
Jordan, I'm sure. We're like in this total predicament
and you're worried about losing a fucking earring?
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It's got sentimental value.
250
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,711
My mom gave it to me when
I finally passed algebra/trig.
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You can relax your royal
sphincter muscle, your highness.
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00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,353
The crazy machette Lady
offed herself and her kids-
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- so there are no witnesses left.
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00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,196
What?
255
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,794
They're all dead.
It was on the news.
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00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,118
You're so full of sheep
excrement it's not even funny.
257
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,997
I saw it on TV,
so it's gotta be true, right?
258
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,021
Yeah but...
259
00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:00,677
...what if dead guy's
head is still talking?
260
00:21:01,602 --> 00:21:03,513
And he tell the cops everything?
261
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,421
Grossify me.
262
00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:11,794
Six sixty-six.
263
00:21:14,322 --> 00:21:16,639
- Sunshine?
- Gimme some money.
264
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,342
Sunshine, is that you?
265
00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:21,052
I think you must've me mixed
up with someone else.
266
00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:23,397
Gonad-face, give me some money.
267
00:21:23,644 --> 00:21:25,144
Don't lie to me now.
268
00:21:26,963 --> 00:21:28,191
I know it's you.
269
00:21:28,444 --> 00:21:32,620
Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead!
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
270
00:21:32,644 --> 00:21:34,580
Would you just give
me some fucking money?
271
00:21:34,604 --> 00:21:36,161
You said you loved me...
272
00:21:37,244 --> 00:21:39,234
You said... you'd never leave me...
273
00:21:39,484 --> 00:21:42,044
It this Night of the Living Brain-dead?
274
00:21:42,486 --> 00:21:45,477
Wake up and smell
the Cappucino, geek-
275
00:21:45,645 --> 00:21:48,181
- I don't know you, I've never
fucking seen you before,
276
00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:50,505
- I don't know who the
fuck this "Sunshine" is!
277
00:21:50,886 --> 00:21:52,442
You little whore!
278
00:21:53,684 --> 00:21:55,403
You broke my fucking heart!
279
00:21:55,646 --> 00:21:57,203
Come on, Sunshine-
280
00:21:57,606 --> 00:21:59,402
- give the poor guy a break.
281
00:21:59,566 --> 00:22:01,204
Shut the fuck up-
282
00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:04,084
- and give me some
motherfucking money!
283
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,626
Ain't it nice?
284
00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:11,700
I figure,
if I can't have you, no one will.
285
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:21,321
Hey Bartholomew, what's going on?
286
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,428
The bitch!
287
00:22:28,927 --> 00:22:30,542
I will find her...
288
00:22:31,688 --> 00:22:33,242
...and I will kill her.
289
00:22:33,409 --> 00:22:36,717
Is it fucking full moon or what?
What the fuck is going on?
290
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,303
You shouldn't have broken his little
old achey heart like that, Sunshine.
291
00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:43,727
Cram it, ass-crack, we wouldn't be
in this mess if it wasn't for you.
292
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,437
Mellowize thyself, fishwich.
293
00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:50,457
Ever considered cuttin' down
on your crystal intake a bit?
294
00:22:50,529 --> 00:22:52,029
Cripes!
295
00:22:52,648 --> 00:22:54,148
I have had it with you!
296
00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:56,549
Don't worry, Amy.
297
00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:00,469
We're here, we're safe,
everything is cool.
298
00:23:02,611 --> 00:23:05,961
Jordan, I just wanna go home and
forget this whole entire nightmare.
299
00:23:06,731 --> 00:23:12,488
It's alright Amy, really...
In the morning, we'll figure it all out.
300
00:23:14,046 --> 00:23:17,571
- Ok?
- Yeah, sure.
301
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,031
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
302
00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:30,600
Brush your teeth before you turn in,
otherwise you'll have cheese-breath.
303
00:23:38,973 --> 00:23:41,485
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much.
304
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:44,451
Don't take it personal, X.
305
00:23:45,373 --> 00:23:46,873
She's just a little...
306
00:23:48,172 --> 00:23:50,165
...aloof, till you get to know her.
307
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,608
I've never seen a
tattoo there before.
308
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:15,879
Touch it...
309
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:19,078
Go ahead...
310
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,118
...indulge.
311
00:25:31,019 --> 00:25:32,519
What's it a picture of?
312
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,001
Can't you tell?
313
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:40,560
It's Jesus.
314
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,652
Why the hell do you have
Jesus tattooed on your dick?
315
00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:51,577
So people, when I'm boning 'em...
316
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,535
...can say...
317
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,200
..."I've got Jesus...
318
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,120
...inside me."
319
00:26:07,343 --> 00:26:10,141
I'm gonna vacuum your
tongue right out of your face.
320
00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:25,362
Wait...
321
00:26:30,983 --> 00:26:33,644
- I'm gonna come!
- Already?
322
00:26:33,783 --> 00:26:36,383
Don't worry, I'm good for
about six times a night.
323
00:26:38,903 --> 00:26:40,403
Four at least.
324
00:26:40,503 --> 00:26:42,535
How about you?
You anywhere close?
325
00:26:44,463 --> 00:26:45,963
Sort of...
326
00:26:48,144 --> 00:26:50,102
I can't hold it much longer!
327
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:32,568
Where is she?
328
00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:35,138
Where is my little dandelion flower?
329
00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:38,707
Tell me where she is or-
330
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:42,584
- you'll gonna have a mangled stump
in place of that fairy face of yours.
331
00:27:46,788 --> 00:27:48,141
Tell me where she is,
332
00:27:48,309 --> 00:27:50,907
- you fucking slimy
piece of queerbait!
333
00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:53,102
I'm right here, lovebucket.
334
00:27:56,629 --> 00:27:59,224
My pearly-doo drops rose.
335
00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,419
I missed you so much, my darling.
336
00:28:08,951 --> 00:28:11,551
You know I could never live
without you, my bumpkins.
337
00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:14,185
I've been dreaming of
this moment for months.
338
00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:22,506
Come on!
339
00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:24,292
My pants!
340
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,787
My babycakes!
My cuddlemuffin!
341
00:28:29,951 --> 00:28:31,801
Please, please, don't leave me again!
342
00:28:32,751 --> 00:28:34,867
Get a fuckin life, dogbreath!
343
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:40,532
Come back!
Babycake!
344
00:28:51,752 --> 00:28:55,063
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
345
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:00,433
Not again.
346
00:29:05,074 --> 00:29:06,674
My fucking arm!
347
00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:08,933
I want it back!
348
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,854
- Son of a bitch!
- Jam on it, girlfriend!
349
00:29:13,073 --> 00:29:15,463
Get that fucking thing out of my car!
350
00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:17,632
I'm trying!
What do you think...
351
00:29:23,075 --> 00:29:24,575
God fucking dammit, Amy!
352
00:29:28,075 --> 00:29:30,509
Would you kindly tromp
on the fucking gas pedal?!
353
00:29:39,676 --> 00:29:41,235
♪ Sunshine... ♪
354
00:29:41,836 --> 00:29:44,351
♪ You are my one true love ♪
355
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,875
♪ You are my one true love ♪
356
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:51,199
♪ You are my one true love! ♪
357
00:29:51,597 --> 00:29:55,574
What is with you? Do you have to kill
someone every fuckin time we stop the car?!
358
00:29:55,598 --> 00:29:59,716
Well, pardon me for rescuing your
ingrate ass twice in the same night...
359
00:30:00,518 --> 00:30:02,748
...you fuckin furry tuna taco.
360
00:30:02,918 --> 00:30:07,072
You don't care about anything, do you?
You have no guilt, no remorse?
361
00:30:07,318 --> 00:30:10,628
You murdered two people tonight
Doesn't that faze you at all?
362
00:30:10,999 --> 00:30:15,739
Yeah, I'm bummed...
to the max.
363
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,774
But it's not like I've
never done it before...
364
00:30:18,798 --> 00:30:20,298
Excuse me?
365
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,462
How many people've you...?
Just a few...
366
00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:27,399
...and all of 'em deserved it...
367
00:30:27,838 --> 00:30:29,338
...or wore a uniform.
368
00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:35,148
Like my first,
this ugly sow of a parking cop.
369
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,975
You know how they're so full of themselves, they
got their fuckin badge, they think they're all bad.
370
00:30:39,999 --> 00:30:43,501
Well, this one lardass cunt
tickets me for bein' in a red zone...
371
00:30:43,681 --> 00:30:45,319
...for like ten seconds.
372
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:50,120
So I'm there in the street arguin' with her
and she's just smiling away, writin' me up...
373
00:30:50,161 --> 00:30:51,896
...I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro-
374
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,120
...and started poundin' her head
into the hood of her nice white-
375
00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:57,432
- parking Pig-mobile, and then,
376
00:30:57,641 --> 00:31:01,794
- I slammed the door on her skull a
buncha times until she was dead.
377
00:31:01,962 --> 00:31:04,231
La mort... history.
378
00:31:04,442 --> 00:31:06,321
God, would take a reality pill?
379
00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:08,181
Hey, I still got the scar...
380
00:31:11,682 --> 00:31:14,195
Teethmarks from
where the bitch bit me.
381
00:31:16,923 --> 00:31:18,150
I tell you,
382
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:21,879
- those cops are like
goddamned savage animals.
383
00:31:53,126 --> 00:31:54,626
...and some nachos.
384
00:32:06,447 --> 00:32:09,007
That'd be $6.66.
385
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,801
All hail the Coffee and Cigarette God.
386
00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:20,347
- Where's my change?
- Drop dead, dunghead.
387
00:32:21,529 --> 00:32:25,566
- No Zagnut bars?
- Life is a chewy shit sandwich.
388
00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:29,067
Well... what now?
389
00:32:29,928 --> 00:32:31,728
Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench.
390
00:32:31,807 --> 00:32:33,307
Fuck you!
391
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,868
You already have...
392
00:32:35,928 --> 00:32:37,428
Fucked me.
393
00:32:38,288 --> 00:32:39,117
You are such...
394
00:32:39,368 --> 00:32:40,868
...the prick.
395
00:32:41,608 --> 00:32:43,584
Yeah, well, that's not exactly
how you phrased it last night.
396
00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:46,637
You think you're funny? You're not.
You're pathetic!
397
00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:52,550
Sniff my finger.
398
00:32:53,649 --> 00:32:58,533
Sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell
like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy, snatch.
399
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:02,589
I'm gonna strangle you!
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
400
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,700
Hey...
401
00:33:22,892 --> 00:33:25,831
He's a liar.
You know that, don't you?
402
00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:27,360
It doesn't matter.
403
00:33:27,691 --> 00:33:30,827
Even if I did get together with him,
and this isn't saying I did or anything,
404
00:33:30,851 --> 00:33:32,351
- but if I did...
405
00:33:33,131 --> 00:33:35,781
y'know that it wouldn't actually mean anything,
I mean
406
00:33:36,452 --> 00:33:38,502
...you know that I
really only love you...
407
00:33:38,972 --> 00:33:40,472
...right?
408
00:33:42,173 --> 00:33:43,673
Whatever, Amy.
409
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,189
I wish that we could ditch
him some place, Jordan.
410
00:33:55,213 --> 00:33:57,602
Just get rid of him and
forget he ever existed.
411
00:34:00,013 --> 00:34:01,606
He's not so bad.
412
00:34:01,774 --> 00:34:03,274
I mean...
413
00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:04,972
...he's sorta like us.
414
00:34:06,135 --> 00:34:07,635
Lost...
415
00:34:08,373 --> 00:34:10,093
...like he doesn't fit in.
416
00:34:11,935 --> 00:34:13,435
He scares me, Jordan.
417
00:34:14,616 --> 00:34:16,166
Like I don't know what it is...
418
00:34:17,335 --> 00:34:19,565
...there's something evil about him.
419
00:34:22,136 --> 00:34:23,693
Don't be a cornnut.
420
00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:26,116
C'mon...
421
00:34:26,175 --> 00:34:27,675
...finish your breakfast.
422
00:34:28,297 --> 00:34:30,206
Then let's get me some clothes.
423
00:34:30,574 --> 00:34:33,329
I feel like a fuckin
frat boy in this toga.
424
00:34:51,577 --> 00:34:53,077
Be right back.
425
00:35:00,618 --> 00:35:03,568
What's with you? You act like
somebody ate your pet hamster.
426
00:35:04,538 --> 00:35:05,608
Well, duh...
427
00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:08,817
...I am so pissed at you I
could rip your testicles off-
428
00:35:09,058 --> 00:35:10,730
- and staple them to your ankles.
429
00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:13,852
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
430
00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:16,079
Tell him what?
431
00:35:16,538 --> 00:35:18,988
What do you think, doorknob?
That we got together.
432
00:35:19,538 --> 00:35:22,758
- Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
- That is not the point!
433
00:35:23,258 --> 00:35:28,292
What is the point then? Get it...
Guilt is for married, old people.
434
00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:32,533
You are incredible.
You aren't even human, are you?
435
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,287
You're like a life
support system for a cock!
436
00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:39,579
This is so fuckin cher.
437
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:42,332
Look'it this thing,
I mean, check it out.
438
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,000
Let me see.
439
00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:52,281
Can I?
440
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,320
Be my guest.
441
00:36:09,702 --> 00:36:12,343
Jesus, it's a fuckin belt
Don't tard out over it.
442
00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:14,867
Hi, I...
443
00:36:14,903 --> 00:36:16,654
Mom, dad...
444
00:36:17,184 --> 00:36:18,684
...It's me.
445
00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:24,893
I'm uh... sorta taking a little vacation
with Amy right now, and uh...
446
00:36:28,705 --> 00:36:31,060
Fuckin machine hung up on me.
447
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,364
I'm thirsty.
448
00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,525
So what will it be?
449
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,646
Shit!
450
00:37:13,386 --> 00:37:19,436
Jordan... would you just listen to me for a
second and forget about that dweeby game?
451
00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:21,460
- Heey...
- Jordan!
452
00:37:23,687 --> 00:37:27,537
Sheesh, Amy,
what's the national emergency?
453
00:37:28,627 --> 00:37:31,877
Jordan, would you kindly pull
your head out of your rectal region?
454
00:37:34,427 --> 00:37:36,703
We're accessories to two homicides.
455
00:37:37,747 --> 00:37:39,947
Doesn't that concern
you in the fuckin least?
456
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:45,629
- Kitten... Kitten is that you?
- Oh God!
457
00:37:49,429 --> 00:37:51,129
Don't you recognize me?
458
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,370
It's me...
459
00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:55,343
...Brandi...
460
00:37:55,509 --> 00:37:58,023
...your eternal loveslave.
461
00:37:58,229 --> 00:37:59,424
Your slave.
462
00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:00,745
Look, Lady, I don't know who you are...
463
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,861
Has this guy shot you full of
dope and brainwashed you like-
464
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,249
- the others?
You're high, aren't you?
465
00:38:06,391 --> 00:38:08,391
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go!
466
00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:12,527
I know it's you,
I can smell your perfume.
467
00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:18,443
Get your fucking clammy hands
off me, you crazy bitch!!!
468
00:38:19,991 --> 00:38:21,344
He's kidnapped you, right?
469
00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:24,367
And he told you he'd kill you if you
act like you knew me. Oh my God...
470
00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:27,140
Well, don't fret, don't fret...
Brandi's here.
471
00:38:27,312 --> 00:38:28,912
I'll save you from this heathen.
472
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,628
I'm gonna lop...
473
00:38:34,951 --> 00:38:37,103
...his dick off...
474
00:38:37,631 --> 00:38:39,131
...like a chicken head.
475
00:38:41,031 --> 00:38:43,431
I can't leave you guys
alone for a minute, can I?
476
00:39:06,714 --> 00:39:10,666
Oh God, Bruce!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
477
00:39:12,594 --> 00:39:15,155
But that was her, it was Kitten.
478
00:39:15,794 --> 00:39:17,547
I know it, I know it was her.
479
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:26,375
The bitch!
480
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,673
I'm gonna find her...
481
00:39:33,595 --> 00:39:35,110
...and I'm gonna kill.
482
00:39:36,795 --> 00:39:38,626
This is so nice.
483
00:39:39,196 --> 00:39:42,507
Lying here like two
spoons stacked in a drawer.
484
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,228
I hope we die simultaneously...
485
00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:49,911
...like in a fiery car wreck...
486
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:53,591
...or nuclear bomb-blast or something.
487
00:39:56,638 --> 00:39:58,230
You are so romantic.
488
00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:02,190
No, for reals...
489
00:40:03,758 --> 00:40:05,954
...I don't ever wanna have to miss you.
490
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:10,339
Ditto!
491
00:40:10,759 --> 00:40:14,547
♪ Row, row, row... ♪
492
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,380
♪ ...your boat... ♪
493
00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:20,955
♪ ...gently down the stream ♪
494
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:30,075
♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
495
00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:37,712
♪ Life is but a dream ♪
496
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,940
Take it out.
497
00:40:58,641 --> 00:41:00,141
Stroke it...
498
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,261
Squeeze it...
499
00:41:08,082 --> 00:41:09,582
Harder!
500
00:41:13,242 --> 00:41:14,742
Look at it.
501
00:41:20,843 --> 00:41:22,343
Put it in...
502
00:41:27,523 --> 00:41:29,223
...when I say OK.
503
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,000
...O...
504
00:41:35,524 --> 00:41:37,024
...K.
505
00:41:57,206 --> 00:42:01,085
Don't you think sex is...
totally strange?
506
00:42:01,366 --> 00:42:03,839
Just the whole idea of it...
507
00:42:05,326 --> 00:42:07,682
...this tube of flesh gets stiff and...
508
00:42:08,646 --> 00:42:10,399
...inserted in these...
509
00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,157
...warm, squishy places.
510
00:42:15,727 --> 00:42:19,323
I think maybe it's more
powerful than we'd like it to be.
511
00:42:22,488 --> 00:42:24,479
It's fuckin trippy...
512
00:42:25,807 --> 00:42:27,307
...that's for sure.
513
00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:32,082
It's kinda like eating spaghetti.
514
00:42:35,769 --> 00:42:37,269
Why?
515
00:42:44,288 --> 00:42:46,007
You are so great.
516
00:42:52,368 --> 00:42:53,868
Hey, that reminds me...
517
00:42:55,210 --> 00:42:56,710
...I'm hongry.
518
00:42:56,849 --> 00:42:58,567
You're always "hongry".
519
00:43:00,368 --> 00:43:02,200
That's cuz I'm a growing boy.
520
00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:09,883
I think I'm gonna walk to the AM/PM and
get some, Shrimp Nuggets or something.
521
00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:12,549
Want anything?
522
00:43:13,251 --> 00:43:14,751
Mmm... more cigarettes.
523
00:43:15,611 --> 00:43:17,111
Yes, dear.
524
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,035
Hey...
525
00:43:36,852 --> 00:43:38,352
I love you, fucker.
526
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,567
Me too, fucker.
527
00:44:17,056 --> 00:44:18,556
Pig.
528
00:44:19,575 --> 00:44:21,075
Whatchawatchin'?
529
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,916
Hey...
Come here.
530
00:44:37,496 --> 00:44:38,996
I wanna play a game...
531
00:44:40,896 --> 00:44:42,396
I'm gonna start counting...
532
00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:45,694
...if you crack a smile
before I get to eight,
533
00:44:45,977 --> 00:44:47,477
- I get to strangle you.
534
00:44:47,776 --> 00:44:49,276
If you don't,
535
00:44:50,776 --> 00:44:53,165
- I have to do anything, you say.
536
00:44:55,989 --> 00:44:57,489
Alright.
537
00:45:04,613 --> 00:45:06,113
1...
538
00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,137
...2...
539
00:45:08,961 --> 00:45:10,461
...3...
540
00:45:10,985 --> 00:45:12,485
...4...
541
00:45:13,209 --> 00:45:14,709
...5...
542
00:45:15,533 --> 00:45:17,033
...6...
543
00:45:18,957 --> 00:45:20,457
...7...
544
00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:23,419
...7 ½...
545
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:26,120
You win.
546
00:45:30,059 --> 00:45:31,559
Go ahead.
547
00:46:00,461 --> 00:46:01,961
I'll take...
548
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:03,762
...these too.
549
00:46:07,302 --> 00:46:09,334
$6,66.
550
00:46:20,824 --> 00:46:23,812
- What's Jordan's like?
- What?
551
00:46:24,022 --> 00:46:26,538
You know, his engorged member, his...
552
00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:28,821
...tumescent love missle, his...
553
00:46:28,983 --> 00:46:32,056
...throbbing purple meat scepter.
554
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,525
Why do you wanna know?
555
00:46:36,064 --> 00:46:37,564
I don't know...
556
00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:39,565
...I'm curious.
557
00:46:41,504 --> 00:46:43,004
It's alright...
558
00:46:43,464 --> 00:46:44,964
...it's fine.
559
00:46:46,944 --> 00:46:49,884
What do you mean "fine"?
560
00:46:50,904 --> 00:46:53,056
Is it the size of vienna sausage...
561
00:46:53,385 --> 00:46:55,024
...or like a baby's arm?
562
00:46:55,704 --> 00:46:58,264
Is it cut, is it uncut?
563
00:46:58,746 --> 00:47:01,863
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
564
00:47:02,106 --> 00:47:04,141
Does it go in a
southeasterly direction?
565
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:08,542
Is it curved, is it straight...
566
00:47:10,306 --> 00:47:12,756
...is it shaped like a
fucking corkscrew, or what?
567
00:47:13,986 --> 00:47:16,021
What difference does it make to you?
568
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,464
Does he plunge it into you long...
569
00:47:19,505 --> 00:47:21,005
...slow...
570
00:47:21,226 --> 00:47:22,726
...and deep...
571
00:47:22,867 --> 00:47:23,981
...like this?
572
00:47:24,348 --> 00:47:26,941
Or quick and short and shallow...
573
00:47:27,228 --> 00:47:28,728
...like a jackrabbit?
574
00:47:31,068 --> 00:47:34,199
Does he make noises like... this?
575
00:47:39,108 --> 00:47:41,008
Or does he make them it like...
576
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:46,424
Or, no, he's a probably a whimperer.
577
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:54,705
Would you kindly stop babbling
and fuck me already?
578
00:49:50,597 --> 00:49:52,097
Where you been?
579
00:49:54,037 --> 00:49:55,537
Nowhere.
580
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:02,028
I was worried about you, dufus.
581
00:50:03,319 --> 00:50:04,819
Sorry.
582
00:50:06,158 --> 00:50:07,658
Come over here.
583
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,830
You know just because he and I...
584
00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:27,674
It doesn't mean that
I'm really like all that...
585
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,740
...whatever.
586
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,820
I know.
587
00:51:10,122 --> 00:51:11,771
This the currency we've linked-
588
00:51:11,881 --> 00:51:14,931
- to the December 17th
QuickieMart robbery/homicide-
589
00:51:15,081 --> 00:51:15,913
- in Tarzana.
590
00:51:16,244 --> 00:51:17,130
The suspects...
591
00:51:17,484 --> 00:51:19,838
...a paramilitary
brigade of three youths...
592
00:51:20,801 --> 00:51:24,078
...appear to be on a freewheeling
crime spree heading north.
593
00:51:24,243 --> 00:51:27,481
We've run a fingerprint check
through the Mother Computer in DC-
594
00:51:27,923 --> 00:51:30,223
- and thusfar have ID'd
one of the suspects...
595
00:51:30,483 --> 00:51:31,983
...Amy Blue...
596
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,683
...Age 18.
597
00:51:34,244 --> 00:51:36,554
Height: Five-one
Weight: Ninetytwo pounds
598
00:51:36,724 --> 00:51:38,521
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
599
00:51:39,165 --> 00:51:43,659
Cumulative SAT score: 666.
600
00:51:48,604 --> 00:51:51,201
Should be considered
armed and dangerous.
601
00:51:52,225 --> 00:51:53,825
Amy Blue...
602
00:51:54,746 --> 00:51:57,883
Gentlemen,
I want you to find her.
603
00:51:58,024 --> 00:51:59,824
And if necessary...
604
00:52:00,306 --> 00:52:01,906
...kill her.
605
00:52:08,247 --> 00:52:09,747
Good morning.
606
00:52:13,608 --> 00:52:17,042
Don't kiss me,
my breath is like totally skanky.
607
00:52:19,688 --> 00:52:21,684
Wait till I brush my teeth.
608
00:52:25,008 --> 00:52:26,508
Hey...
609
00:52:27,528 --> 00:52:29,028
Know what?
610
00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:32,548
What?
611
00:52:32,969 --> 00:52:35,469
This is the first time we've
ever slept together...
612
00:52:36,008 --> 00:52:37,726
...and woken up together.
613
00:52:38,849 --> 00:52:40,362
In a real bed, I mean.
614
00:52:42,850 --> 00:52:45,601
You are the bright red
cherry on top of my sundae.
615
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,708
Goofball.
616
00:52:55,449 --> 00:52:57,120
Rise and shine, monkeybutt.
617
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:19,079
♪ The itsy bitsy spider ♪
♪ Went up the waterspout ♪
618
00:53:19,611 --> 00:53:23,791
♪ Down came the rain and ♪
♪ Washed the spider out ♪
619
00:53:23,850 --> 00:53:26,888
I have died and gone
to hell for my sins.
620
00:53:29,612 --> 00:53:31,112
Come on man.
621
00:53:32,012 --> 00:53:34,128
It's the Dawning of A Brand New Day!
622
00:53:36,252 --> 00:53:38,447
Suck my stump to a bloody lump.
623
00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,405
So what happened last night?
624
00:53:43,494 --> 00:53:45,245
A Mayonaisse-on-twat?
625
00:53:48,053 --> 00:53:49,806
A Mayo-on-twat.
626
00:53:50,172 --> 00:53:51,672
A three-way.
627
00:53:52,134 --> 00:53:55,683
A double-stuff.
E.T. finger-touch.
628
00:53:56,454 --> 00:53:57,954
What?
629
00:54:02,274 --> 00:54:09,851
You know in E.T. where the kid and E.T. they
touch fingers and then they go... "Ooouch".
630
00:54:13,214 --> 00:54:15,332
You musta been wasted.
631
00:54:20,335 --> 00:54:22,211
Ever done that?
632
00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:26,515
You mean, like...
633
00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:30,053
...have sex with two
people at the same time?
634
00:54:30,577 --> 00:54:33,877
- Uhumm.
- No.
635
00:54:35,816 --> 00:54:37,316
It's the best.
636
00:54:39,296 --> 00:54:41,254
You start building up this momentum...
637
00:54:41,616 --> 00:54:43,116
...this rhythm,
638
00:54:43,295 --> 00:54:45,015
...you know like a piston engine.
639
00:54:45,196 --> 00:54:47,214
And as you're all poundin' away...
640
00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:52,408
And your balls are slappin'
against the other guy's...
641
00:54:53,976 --> 00:54:57,175
...and you can actually feel his cock...
642
00:54:57,817 --> 00:54:59,568
...through the girl's insides.
643
00:55:01,738 --> 00:55:03,932
What're you two homos
gabbing about now?
644
00:55:06,138 --> 00:55:08,155
Why haven't you ever
done it with an animal?
645
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:09,679
What?
646
00:55:10,538 --> 00:55:12,434
Have either of you had
sex with an animal?
647
00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:13,958
Just you.
648
00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:17,757
No, really?
649
00:55:18,179 --> 00:55:19,679
Have you?
650
00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:23,315
Well, when I was a kid, we had this
golden retriever named "Honey"...
651
00:55:23,339 --> 00:55:26,298
I do not want to hear
any more of this story.
652
00:55:26,498 --> 00:55:28,218
She was a consenting adult.
653
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,057
I fucked a cantaloupe once.
654
00:55:34,661 --> 00:55:36,935
This song always
reminds me of Scooter.
655
00:55:37,218 --> 00:55:38,718
Who's Scooter?
656
00:55:39,139 --> 00:55:41,639
He was like my best friend
all through high school.
657
00:55:43,462 --> 00:55:48,036
One day he brought a gun to physics class and told
everyone he was gonna shoot himself in the bathroom.
658
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:49,430
And he did.
659
00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:52,771
He was always depressed,
always pulling shit like that,
660
00:55:52,941 --> 00:55:54,579
- so nobody believed him.
661
00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:58,041
Death's funny...
662
00:55:59,581 --> 00:56:02,858
Like at first, it's all weird and
you're bummed and shit...
663
00:56:03,863 --> 00:56:07,319
...like this person you're used to hanginng
out with all of sudden doesn't like...
664
00:56:07,343 --> 00:56:08,843
...exist anymore.
665
00:56:09,623 --> 00:56:11,933
But then you just get
over it and move on.
666
00:56:13,182 --> 00:56:17,341
It's almost for the best,
I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time.
667
00:56:18,284 --> 00:56:22,284
Me and him used to sit in my room,
getting stoned, listening to The Smiths...
668
00:56:23,784 --> 00:56:26,584
...like he was over the night
before he killed himself...
669
00:56:27,143 --> 00:56:31,103
...right in the middle of "Unloveable",
he just started crying like crazy.
670
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:33,502
He was really into The Smiths.
671
00:56:36,405 --> 00:56:40,041
Hey Amy, remember the
time we lost my mom's car?
672
00:56:40,065 --> 00:56:42,261
After the Thrill Kill Kult concert?
673
00:56:43,264 --> 00:56:47,343
We were so trashed we couldn't
remember where we left the car.
674
00:56:47,823 --> 00:56:50,212
We looked and looked...
675
00:56:50,385 --> 00:56:52,899
...and we walked around and around...
676
00:56:53,464 --> 00:56:56,414
...but we could not find the
fucking thing to save our life!
677
00:56:56,946 --> 00:56:59,664
We finally ended up
taking a cab home.
678
00:56:59,825 --> 00:57:03,057
- Which you puked in.
- Which you puked in!
679
00:57:04,346 --> 00:57:06,546
Wait... wait...
680
00:57:09,906 --> 00:57:11,737
How revolting.
681
00:57:19,906 --> 00:57:22,606
Amy? What?
682
00:57:24,547 --> 00:57:26,047
Oh fuck!
683
00:58:04,810 --> 00:58:07,210
Oh my God!
Do something.
684
00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:09,810
Like what?
685
00:58:09,910 --> 00:58:11,410
I don't know... something.
686
00:58:12,471 --> 00:58:15,744
What, do look like...
a fuckin veterinarian?
687
00:58:17,168 --> 00:58:18,668
Oh God...
688
00:58:24,671 --> 00:58:26,171
What're you doing?!
689
00:58:34,392 --> 00:58:36,110
Jesus fucking Christ!
690
00:58:54,233 --> 00:58:55,792
The world sucks...
691
00:59:01,395 --> 00:59:04,146
Bro, snag the import.
It's got extra tracks.
692
00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:05,870
Ohh right.
693
00:59:16,894 --> 00:59:18,394
Hey.
694
00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:21,475
I just wish I could crawl in
here and disappear forever.
695
00:59:24,713 --> 00:59:26,546
Don't you have that
at home already?
696
00:59:30,955 --> 00:59:32,628
I miss my records.
697
00:59:37,595 --> 00:59:38,549
Well, well, well, men,
lookee here.
698
00:59:38,716 --> 00:59:40,966
Check out that hot,
tight bubble-butt, George.
699
00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:43,545
Oh stop, Dan,
I'm gonna pop a boner.
700
00:59:43,838 --> 00:59:46,556
Hey there, sailor.
Like your pretty earrings.
701
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,235
Leave him alone, Pat.
702
00:59:48,297 --> 00:59:51,513
Can't you see he's a shy,
sensitive flower?
703
00:59:51,537 --> 00:59:53,114
Hey X...
704
00:59:53,438 --> 00:59:54,938
...what's going on here, man?
705
00:59:55,237 --> 00:59:56,737
No way...
706
00:59:56,799 --> 00:59:58,299
...it can't be...
707
00:59:59,917 --> 01:00:01,417
...Bambi?
708
01:00:01,718 --> 01:00:03,218
Is it really you?
709
01:00:04,118 --> 01:00:05,618
Fuck!
710
01:00:06,519 --> 01:00:08,019
It's me, George...
711
01:00:08,219 --> 01:00:09,719
Your poopsie...
712
01:00:09,818 --> 01:00:11,318
...your snugglybear.
713
01:00:11,678 --> 01:00:14,055
Look, smegma-breath, I'm not
whoever the fuck you think I am.
714
01:00:14,079 --> 01:00:16,655
So will you just do me
a favor and evacuate?
715
01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:18,455
Bambi...
716
01:00:18,479 --> 01:00:20,390
...don't do this.
717
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,260
Fuck this shit!
718
01:00:22,784 --> 01:00:25,684
Bambi... Bambi...
719
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,060
Please...
720
01:00:54,001 --> 01:00:56,435
Dig it...
Someone made the bed.
721
01:01:01,481 --> 01:01:03,870
I just hope we don't
catch crabs or something.
722
01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:18,756
Life is lonely, boring and dumb.
723
01:01:23,103 --> 01:01:25,653
Jordan, you want heads or tails?
724
01:01:26,377 --> 01:01:30,377
- Huhh?
- Head or tails?
725
01:01:32,924 --> 01:01:34,424
Whatever...
726
01:01:35,783 --> 01:01:37,283
Heads...
727
01:01:37,943 --> 01:01:39,443
Tails...
728
01:01:44,884 --> 01:01:46,384
Heads...
729
01:01:51,525 --> 01:01:53,025
Oh well...
730
01:02:02,526 --> 01:02:04,026
There any more beer?
731
01:02:05,726 --> 01:02:07,226
In the trunk.
732
01:02:13,087 --> 01:02:14,587
Have fun.
733
01:02:22,168 --> 01:02:23,668
Gimme your finger.
734
01:02:28,528 --> 01:02:30,221
- Stick it up my asshole.
- What?
735
01:02:30,245 --> 01:02:32,144
Stick your finger up my asshole.
736
01:02:32,168 --> 01:02:35,197
- Repulse me! No way!
- C'mon.
737
01:02:35,368 --> 01:02:37,584
That is the most sickening,
grotesque thing I've ever...
738
01:02:37,608 --> 01:02:39,108
Do it!
739
01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:49,932
Auhhh...
740
01:02:50,570 --> 01:02:52,366
Nice and easy.
741
01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:15,121
"Schoobie, schoobie...
742
01:03:15,770 --> 01:03:17,883
...schmoke a doobie."
743
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:20,707
Schoobie...
744
01:03:34,452 --> 01:03:35,952
You're up to bat.
745
01:03:36,172 --> 01:03:38,448
Don't tell me you
hogged all the brewskis.
746
01:03:46,693 --> 01:03:48,843
Nothing makes me thirstier than a...
747
01:03:49,733 --> 01:03:51,233
...wicked... excellent...
748
01:03:51,572 --> 01:03:53,072
...fuck!
749
01:03:58,653 --> 01:04:00,153
Go fer it, boyo.
750
01:04:04,354 --> 01:04:06,154
Hey X...
751
01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:10,172
...do you like slamdancing?
752
01:04:10,896 --> 01:04:12,396
It's alright...
753
01:04:12,436 --> 01:04:15,286
...except when you get
someone's elbow in your eye or...
754
01:04:15,734 --> 01:04:17,770
...their steel-toed boot in your crotch.
755
01:04:20,095 --> 01:04:21,595
Why?
756
01:04:24,495 --> 01:04:25,995
Have you ever...
757
01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:27,916
I mean...
758
01:04:31,376 --> 01:04:34,594
Does it like all those bodies...
759
01:04:35,136 --> 01:04:40,055
...all that sweating
and pushing and shoving.
760
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,169
Does it give me a hard-on?
761
01:04:49,098 --> 01:04:50,598
Yeah, always.
762
01:05:01,938 --> 01:05:04,697
I uhh... better...
763
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,600
Yeah...
764
01:05:19,424 --> 01:05:21,224
Hey X...
765
01:05:24,979 --> 01:05:28,016
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
766
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:35,931
You ever wonder why we exist?
767
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,640
No...
768
01:05:39,864 --> 01:05:41,864
What for?
769
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,000
No reason.
770
01:06:24,824 --> 01:06:26,324
Hey...
771
01:06:28,448 --> 01:06:31,648
- Hey Amy...
- What?
772
01:06:35,464 --> 01:06:38,423
You ever wonder what the
meaning, of our existence is?
773
01:06:40,065 --> 01:06:41,565
You gotta be kidding!?
774
01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:44,422
No, really...
775
01:06:45,224 --> 01:06:46,724
Don't y'think about it?
776
01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:50,945
Christ, Jordan. I'm just about to come.
Can we talk about this later?
777
01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:53,966
I guess...
778
01:07:10,706 --> 01:07:12,344
What the fuck're you doing!?
779
01:07:13,506 --> 01:07:15,737
Relax, you'll like it.
780
01:07:16,947 --> 01:07:19,983
I am not going to "like" your
finger shoved up my shit-chute.
781
01:07:20,146 --> 01:07:21,705
That's grodified.
782
01:07:22,186 --> 01:07:26,286
Jordan, will you please stop being such
an uptight and live a little? Jesus!
783
01:07:27,388 --> 01:07:28,888
I dunno, Amy.
784
01:07:31,468 --> 01:07:33,379
Take a walk on the wild side.
785
01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:36,567
Trust me.
786
01:07:44,008 --> 01:07:49,540
- Ohh.. Amy!
- Just be relaxed.
787
01:07:51,564 --> 01:07:53,364
Amy... Ohhh!
788
01:09:03,232 --> 01:09:05,733
- Shit!
- What?
789
01:09:06,394 --> 01:09:07,894
What is it?
790
01:09:09,074 --> 01:09:10,574
I gotta pee.
791
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:12,814
Right now?
792
01:09:14,394 --> 01:09:17,770
It's not like I want to get up and go out
into the fuckin freezing cold y'know...
793
01:09:17,794 --> 01:09:20,229
...but when Nature calls,
it fucking hollers.
794
01:09:22,995 --> 01:09:26,271
Just go ahead and let her
rip while we're all coming.
795
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:28,091
- Yeeah.
- Yeeak.
796
01:09:28,115 --> 01:09:30,105
That is so vile and beastly...
797
01:09:30,275 --> 01:09:33,473
...I can't believe any human
being could even conceive of it.
798
01:09:33,756 --> 01:09:36,668
Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart.
799
01:09:38,956 --> 01:09:40,754
You are a demon from hell.
800
01:09:48,678 --> 01:09:50,871
Girls have no sense of adventure.
801
01:09:54,998 --> 01:09:56,498
I guess...
802
01:10:02,758 --> 01:10:04,271
She better hurry...
803
01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:06,315
...my woody's startin' to droop.
804
01:10:08,119 --> 01:10:09,619
Mine's not.
805
01:10:16,279 --> 01:10:18,349
What the fuck??
806
01:10:18,959 --> 01:10:23,749
♪ Two little faggots ♪
♪ Sittin' in a bed, ♪
807
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,911
♪ One eatin' ass, ♪
♪ And the other givin' head ♪
808
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:34,037
♪ Dirty, pervert scum ♪
♪ Make me see red ♪
809
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:39,997
♪ The world'll be a purer place ♪
♪ When they're both dead ♪
810
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:44,660
- X, man, if this is your idea of a...
- Shut up!
811
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:02,400
Amy!?
812
01:11:03,624 --> 01:11:05,124
X!?
813
01:11:19,204 --> 01:11:20,904
Leave her alone!
814
01:11:22,043 --> 01:11:23,543
Dan!
815
01:11:23,563 --> 01:11:25,593
Please fire up our favorite song.
816
01:11:32,604 --> 01:11:34,400
♪ I pledge allegiance ♪
817
01:11:35,483 --> 01:11:40,161
♪ To the flag ♪
♪ Of the United States of America ♪
818
01:11:41,445 --> 01:11:42,945
♪ To the Republic ♪
819
01:11:44,046 --> 01:11:45,558
♪ For which it stands ♪
820
01:11:46,284 --> 01:11:47,784
♪ One Nation ♪
821
01:11:47,846 --> 01:11:49,915
♪ Under God ♪
♪ Indivisible ♪
822
01:11:50,365 --> 01:11:51,865
Leave her the fuck alone!
823
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:56,984
♪ With Liberty and Justice ♪
824
01:12:00,205 --> 01:12:01,705
You fuckin bitch!
825
01:12:06,245 --> 01:12:09,777
You're gonna pay for that, Bambi.
826
01:12:13,486 --> 01:12:15,921
Part them succulent meat curtains, darling,
827
01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:19,763
- and get ready for the
religious experience of your life.
828
01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,069
You fucking asshole!
829
01:12:22,487 --> 01:12:23,987
Stop it! Stop it!
830
01:12:24,311 --> 01:12:25,843
Stop it!
831
01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:27,467
Just be patient, honey...
832
01:12:27,888 --> 01:12:29,237
You'll get yours.
833
01:12:29,328 --> 01:12:32,799
That's what your mom said
only I couldn't hear her as well.
834
01:12:32,907 --> 01:12:35,581
She had my sperm
gurgling in her mouth.
835
01:12:40,850 --> 01:12:43,804
Don't... you... ever!
836
01:12:43,889 --> 01:12:46,125
Talk about my mother like that!
837
01:12:49,489 --> 01:12:51,684
You... you... you...
838
01:12:52,490 --> 01:12:54,990
You dude, are going to die!
839
01:12:55,551 --> 01:12:57,243
And you, Bambi...
840
01:12:57,950 --> 01:13:01,930
...you lying filthy fucking slut...
841
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:03,950
...are gonna watch me...
842
01:13:04,489 --> 01:13:07,323
...help your little fairy boytoy...
843
01:13:07,931 --> 01:13:10,519
...shuffle off this mortal coil.
844
01:13:17,650 --> 01:13:20,001
Kiss... your puny...
845
01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:22,343
...worthless...
846
01:13:22,350 --> 01:13:25,450
...cock... goodbye!
847
01:13:39,531 --> 01:13:42,249
Any last words, queer?
848
01:13:44,293 --> 01:13:45,993
Amy...
849
01:13:47,951 --> 01:13:50,951
...I... I love...
850
01:13:50,975 --> 01:13:53,975
Yaaahhh!!!!
851
01:13:53,999 --> 01:13:55,999
Yaaaahhhh!!!!
852
01:14:01,814 --> 01:14:04,931
Isn't love a many-splendored thing?
853
01:14:10,215 --> 01:14:11,773
Wake up, loverboy!
854
01:14:12,456 --> 01:14:14,490
Open wide and say...
855
01:14:14,735 --> 01:14:16,535
..."yummy yum yum"!
856
01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:03,882
You wan't a Dorito?
59979
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