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[gentle, meditative music]
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[Calm voice] We greet every
morning as a new beginning.
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[Calm voice] A fresh and
unblemished canvas on
which to create our day.
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[Calm voice] Opportunity
is all around us
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to experience a joyful serenity.
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[Calm voice] And while
we acknowledge our
struggle with anger,
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we recognize that
we do not need to be
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impulsive or destructive
in our behavior.
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[Calm voice] We can,
instead, choose to pause...
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reflect... and then act.
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[Calm voice] For it is in the
contemplation of our behavior
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that we rise above rage.
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[Calm voice] Pause....
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reflect...
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and then act.
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Pause, reflect...
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[music abruptly ends]
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[tense music]
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[birds chirp]
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Thank you, Claude.
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[spits] Agh!
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[snap of epipen]
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Jesus Christ!
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[heavy bass rock music]
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[birds chirp]
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[Calm voice] One way to
defuse feelings of anger
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is to express those feelings.
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[Calm voice] It is important
to avoid hostility.
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[Calm voice] Again, pause...
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reflect...
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and then act.
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[birds chirp]
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- [gentle, meditative music]
- What kind of animal...
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- What kind of animal...
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- puts walnuts...
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- in muffins!
- [clang! clang! clang! clang!]
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[gentle, meditative music]
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[car drives away]
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[birds chirp]
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[Calm voice] Be in
harmony with your world.
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You deserve to be happy.
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You deserve to be well.
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[Calm voice] Invite yourself
to experience simple pleasures.
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[gentle, meditative music]
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Mmmm...
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- [door opens and closes]
- [suspenseful music]
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[Franklin] Owen...?
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Hello?
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Owen?
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- [Owen screams] -
[Franklin screams]
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[battle drums start]
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Nope!
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I should warn you, the fucking
police are watching the house.
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And I'm armed!
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Did you hear me? I'm armed!
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- Ahhhhhh!
- Stay back!
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Ugh! Get the fuck out of
my house, you assassin!
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Are you insane?
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Diane said she told
you I was coming!
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- Liar!
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Just a minute!
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[music with a heavy dance beat]
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Peter, you're so fucking hot!
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[sounds of a happy
ending, happy new year!]
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[Auld Lang Syne with
a dance beat plays]
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I gotta be honest...
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You keep that up, I'm
gonna fall for you.
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Yeah, sure. [laughs]
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Hey. I'm serious. I like you.
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Yeah. I know.
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[Axel] I was thinking that, uh,
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maybe this week we could
meet up a little earlier.
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- How come? Are you going
on vacation again? - No.
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I just was thinking...
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- Uhh!
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It might be nice to go get
some dinner or something.
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Dinner.
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[Axel] And breakfast.
Come on. Think about it.
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Mind melting sex. Then sleep...
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[Axel] Then wake up to more
mind melting sex. Win win.
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Well, yeah, if those were the
only factors, it would be great.
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Mm, what's the problem?
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I'm not leaving Calvin.
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Well, you say that now
but I happen to know...
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I like you a lot.
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Let's just say you don't
bring home your ecstasy
dealer to meet your parents.
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I'm sorry, that,
that was just...
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Can't we just go
back to how it was?
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Aw, don't be mad.
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Totally. Don't worry about it.
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- [door knocks] - Fuck off!
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Same time next week?
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[Peter] Always.
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Cash.
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Friends and family discount?
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I would, but...
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you'd need to be family...
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Or a friend.
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Don't be mad.
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- [whoosh] - [door knocks]
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[louder door knocks]
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[persistent door knocks]
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- [door slams] - [whoosh]
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[Diane] What did I just
tell you about texting
the emergency code?
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It's! For! Emergencies!
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I dropped you off 90 seconds
ago. What is the problem?
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- He attacked me!
- He scared me!
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Are you two serious?
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Rule one of witness
protection: trust no one.
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[Diane] Where did you
hear that? Netflix?
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- [Franklin] How am I
supposed to be married
to this? - Whoa! Married?
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- You didn't read the note.
- You didn't leave me a note.
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[Diane] I absolutely
slid a letter under your
door just yesterday.
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Alcalá and Johnson is our code.
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- I must've missed it.
- [Diane] Unbelievable.
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Sorry, I've been busy.
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- Busy. Right.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, when I got here,
you were performing
fellatio on a cake plate.
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I was inviting myself to
experience simple -- never mind.
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Look. I'm sorry for
missing the message,
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and I'm sorry for thinking
you were an assassin.
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- I don't accept.
- What?
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[Franklin] Your apology.
I don't accept it.
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Uh, yes you do. I said I'm
sorry, now you forgive me.
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Diane, tell him to forgive me.
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[Franklin] Obviously, you don't
understand how apologies work.
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I know exactly how they
work. I say I'm sorry even
though you're a douchebag,
and you say no worries.
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Uh, I say no worries if I
accept it. Which I don't.
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- Guys.
- [Owen] You know what?
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I'm not sorry anymore.
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Also...? Fuck you.
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Aren't I the luckiest
groom in the world?
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Hey. I'm real excited you're
living here, too, ass-lick.
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[door knocks]
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Oh hi. I'm your
neighbor, Claude.
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You fuckin' psycho. You almost
killed me with those muffins!
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- Oh, but... Are
you... Are you okay?
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Okay. You are obviously
emotionally unwell and
need a lifetime of therapy.
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And I need a new place to live.
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Just being in this room
is giving my eyes herpes.
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Calm down, Crisis.
This place is fine.
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And I'm the best roommate
you could ever hope for.
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I would rather live in a
mud hut full of lepers.
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Okay. That's
enough! Both of you!
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This is not how newlyweds act.
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Owen is your husband.
Franklin is your husband.
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You are the Fultons and
you love each other so much
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your lives depend on it.
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I thought I was supposed to
be married to the guy in the
picture on my refrigerator.
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- [Owen] How come I
got stuck with Johnny
Suitcase? - You know...!
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- Roger's dead.
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They killed him in the
middle of his trial.
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[somber music continues]
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This is not high school, okay.
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This is literally life or death.
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So you two better figure
out how to team up quickly,
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or you're not gonna make it.
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[sound of Diane's text alert]
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I have to go. I have
a RideQuick fare.
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Listen carefully.
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[Diane] I am not your mommy,
and I am not your girlfriend.
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I am a federal marshal.
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And if I have to come through
this door again, somebody's
getting their ass kicked.
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Understand?
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Work this shit out.
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[somber tone]
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[birds chirp]
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[tense music]
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[Owen] Oh, the mattress
is great. You're gonna
sleep well tonight.
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Everything you just
said is incorrect.
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Oh, don't worry
babe. I don't snore.
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My name is Franklin, and
that wasn't my concern.
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Really? Whenever I sleep in a
bed with a person for the first
time, I always worry about
what weird quirks they have.
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Like this one guy
kept twitching.
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And every once in a
while he'd shout out a
famous line from a movie.
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What are you talking about?
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"Stella...!"
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"May the odds be
ever in your favor!"
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Well, you're gonna be a really
basket of sunshine, aren't you?
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And what movie is that from?
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What side do you prefer?
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You're not sleeping
here tonight.
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The only bed's in here.
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Yeah. And the couch is out
there. I have no desire
to sleep next to you.
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And I was so hoping
to bring sexy back.
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- Why do you get the
bed? - Maybe because you
attacked me in my own home.
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[Owen] Okay. I already
apologized for throwing
a muffin at you. I
was defending myself.
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- Yeah. Because all assassins
travel with three-piece
luggage sets. - How was
I supposed to know--
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Okay, okay. We'll trade
off every other night.
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I don't know if you're gonna
enjoy the couch to be honest.
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I passed out on it one
night, and let me tell you.
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It's a real ball buster, babe.
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My name is Franklin, not babe.
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What? I can't give my
husband a cute pet name?
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I am not your husband. I am
pretending to be your husband,
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so as not to be
murdered by a madman.
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00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:12,724
[Franklin] But Diane said they
are very close to catching the
monster who is trying to kill me
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and once they do,
I am out of here.
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So forgive me for not trying
to be your best friend.
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I have friends at home,
and they're not criminals.
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Wow.
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You really don't like
being called babe.
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- Do you, babe?
- Get out.
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- [smack] - [Diane] Here you go.
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The rest of your welcome
packet is in your luggage.
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If you need to get in
touch, call me here.
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[Diane] My cover is realtor
slash RideQuick driver.
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If you have an emergency,
use the text number I wrote
on the back and I'll get
here as quickly as possible.
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If I need to get in touch
with you, I'll slide a
letter under your door from
Alcalá and Johnson Realty.
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[Owen] What about him?
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Your new husband'll get
here later this week, after
he finishes testifying.
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[Diane] If anyone asks, you came
in advance to set up the place.
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00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:10,068
- Got it?
- Cover story received, ma'am.
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You need to take this seriously.
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Who am I gonna talk to?
I don't know anyone.
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You'll probably
meet your neighbors.
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They know a new
couple is moving in.
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It's important that you
keep your story straight.
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You're here early to set up
your house for your husband.
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- Sure.
- Say it.
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I'm here early to set up
my house for my husband.
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- I'll be in touch once
a month just to make sure
everything is okay. - Awesome.
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[tense music with
heavy drum beats]
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[drum beats end,
dramatic music continues]
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Listen.
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I understand that this can feel
like a challenging transition.
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A lot of people in the program
say it helps if they think
of this as a new beginning.
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A new name, a new
address, a new job.
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A chance to reinvent themselves.
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[whoosh]
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- [Voice on TV] Oh my god,
can you please turn that thing
off? - [distant chainsaw]
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[crickets chirp]
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[chainsaw gets louder]
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[Loud voice on TV] Have
you read the owner's
manual on that thing?
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[Loud voice on TV] Don't be
an idiot. Chainsaws don't
come with owner's manuals.
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[loud chainsaw continues]
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[chainsaw sound from distant TV]
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[Distant loud TV] Are you
sure this is a good idea?
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[Distant loud TV] Of course
I know what I'm doing!
240
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:53,137
- [Loud voice on TV] I'm cutting
down this [bleep]ing tree.]
- [chainsaw sound continues]
241
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,517
What is this cacophony?
242
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,482
The House Husbands of Pacoima.
243
00:14:57,482 --> 00:15:00,172
Oh. So unscripted
reality garbage.
244
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:04,448
Hey. Reality TV's not garbage.
It's real entertainment.
245
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:09,068
[Franklin] Reality TV
is the diseased cousin
of real entertainment.
246
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,655
[Loud voice on TV] What happens
if that branch hits the house?
247
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:16,758
[Loud voice on TV] It's not
gonna hit the house. What do you
think I am? Some kind of moron?
248
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:19,551
[Loud voice on TV] Did
you ask Michelle if it was
okay to cut down that tree?
249
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,758
[Loud voice on TV] Look
out! Hey! Be careful!
That table is expensive.
250
00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,379
Can I help you?
251
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:25,931
It's bedtime.
252
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:28,551
[Loud voice on TV] Can you turn
that thing off for a second?
253
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:31,172
- [Loud voice on TV] I
can't turn it off... - Okay.
254
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:36,103
[Loud voice on TV] It just keeps
going until... ahh... until the
tree gets cut down, I guess.
255
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,620
[Loud voice on TV] Or it
runs out of gas. Yeah. That's
it. When it runs out of gas.
256
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,724
[chainsaw buzzes]
257
00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:45,758
- Good night.
- I'm trying to read.
258
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:48,068
Oh, so it's not really
bedtime then, is it?
259
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,137
Are you always this
much of a jerk?
260
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:53,793
I don't know. Do you always
have to act like you stepped
out of a 1950s sitcom?
261
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,758
[Franklin] All I'm saying is
have some respect for the other
people who live in this house.
262
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:58,896
- [chainsaw sound continues]
- Say the magic word, babe.
263
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,793
Turn down the volume.
264
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,103
That's a really weird way
to say "please," babe.
265
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,517
[Loud voice on TV] [bleep]
you, Gary. [bleep] you.
266
00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:08,862
- [Voice on TV] And that was
the start of the lawnmower
wars. - [volume gets lower]
267
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,655
[Fading voice on TV] It's
four [bleep]ing a.m.!
268
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:13,620
[near silence]
269
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,482
[thump]
270
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,862
Real nice! Real mature!
271
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,620
[blissful silence,
crickets chirp]
272
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,965
[TV volume begins to get louder]
273
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,517
[TV gets even louder]
274
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:53,448
[Distant loud TV] It's
four [bleep]ing A.M.!
275
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,482
[sound of lawnmower
on TV continues]
276
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,482
[Loud voice on TV]
[bleep] you, Gary!
277
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:00,793
What is wrong with you?
278
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:04,551
I'm sorry. I can't hear
you. The TV is too loud!
279
00:17:04,551 --> 00:17:07,724
- [Loud voice on TV] [bleep]
you, Danny. [bleep] you!
280
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,172
[Franklin] I said...
What is wrong with you?
281
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:23,482
[chugs beer noisily]
282
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:29,862
[thump]
283
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,275
Well.
284
00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:39,655
Some shithead came in here
and took the batteries
out of the TV remote.
285
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,482
So I had to go manual.
286
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,724
Is there a problem?
287
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,655
- [lawnmower sound from TV
starts] - Oh, no you don't!
288
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,000
[lawnmower sound stops]
289
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,931
- [lawnmower sound starts] -
[Loud voice on TV] [bleep] you!
290
00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:51,862
[lawnmower sound stops]
291
00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:54,034
[lawnmower sound starts]
292
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,034
[lawnmower sound stops]
293
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,103
[lawnmower sound starts]
[Loud voice on TV]
[bleep] you too, Michelle.
294
00:17:58,103 --> 00:17:59,551
[lawnmower sound stops]
295
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,758
Thank you.
296
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,758
[lawnmower sound starts]
297
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,758
I can do this all night!
298
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:09,482
[lawnmower sound continues]
299
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:12,793
[Loud voice on TV] Don't make
me call the police! Don't
make me call the police!
300
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:16,965
[Loud voice on TV] I'll
mow the [bleep]ing lawn
whenever I [bleep]ing want.
301
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,586
[Loud voice on TV] Oh
yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah...?
302
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,965
[lawnmower sound continues]
303
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,379
[Loud voice on TV] Don't
make ME call the police!
304
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,068
[sudden silence]
305
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,758
[crickets chirp]
306
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:32,068
I'm just gonna plug it back in.
307
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,172
Wrong answer.
308
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:38,206
- [happy, upbeat
pop song starts]
309
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,724
Good night.
310
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,241
- Babe.
311
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:44,310
[I Love Us by
Katrina Stone plays]
312
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:47,241
[Us is such a simple word]
313
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:55,241
[And us is much more
than you heard.]
314
00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:03,310
[Two little letters come
together and... then...]
315
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:11,310
[Loneliness is cured.]
316
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:19,275
[Us is something like a dream.]
317
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:27,310
[And us is fun and fancy free.]
318
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:35,275
[Two little letters come
together and... then....]
319
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:43,137
[Us makes you and me.]
320
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:51,310
[I can't get enough,
nough, nough...]
321
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:59,275
[I... love... I...
love... us. I love us.]
322
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:07,275
[Not just another fantasy.]
323
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:15,344
[Us is as real as can be.]
324
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:23,310
[Two little letters change
forever and... we...]
325
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:31,310
[Will touch the
skies above the sea.]
326
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,344
[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!]
327
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:39,310
[I can't get enough,
nough, nough...]
328
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:47,379
[I... love... I...
love.... us. I love us.]
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