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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the
road and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see the
biggest gift would be from me
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♪ And the card
attached would say,
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♪ "Thank you for
being a friend" ♪
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♪ La, la, la la...
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♪ La, la, la, la la, la, la
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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♪ La, la, la, la
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♪ La, la, la, la,
la La, la, la, la, la
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Ma, what smells so great?
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Nothing. Just a little spaghetti
sauce I threw together.
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Oh, come on. This is your special
14-hour sauce. What's the occasion?
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Nothing. Oh, come on.
You haven't made this sauce
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since Uncle Dominic
married off that daughter of his.
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You know, the one who
looks like Tony Bennett?
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Now tell me, what's going
on? Mmm. I told you, nothing.
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Oh, Sophia, that
smells heavenly!
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Is it Chef Boyardee?
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Stick it in my heart,
Rose. It'll hurt less.
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Oh, girls! I cannot believe
how extravagant I've been!
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It cost too much money, but when I
saw it in the window, I had to have it.
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What? Look at this. What
do you think about that?
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It's hard to tell, Blanche. We'd
need to see both earrings on.
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You silly.
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I bought it to help Rose and me
win the bowling tournament this year.
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You think you have
a shot at the trophy?
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I thought the Nielsen
twins were unbeatable.
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Oh, I don't really care whether
we win or not. I just like to have fun.
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And we sure had a good time
last year, didn't we, partner?
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It was OK.
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You know, maybe I should get a
partner and enter that tournament.
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You know, I used to be
a pretty decent bowler.
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Decent bowler? You were a
fabulous bowler - 180 average.
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180? Come on.
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Come on, Ma, you were
always a better bowler than I was.
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I know. I do everything
better than you.
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Mmm. If this sauce was a person,
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I'd get naked and make
love to it. God, I love you.
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Hey, Ma? Ma, you know that doubles
bowling tournament is next weekend.
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What do you say you and I team up
and enter, huh? No, I can't. I'm too busy.
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I'm sure I could find you a partner,
Dorothy. You're too busy doing what?
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Here.
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“Will be in Miami
Thursday. Hope to see you.
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Respectfully yours,
Augustine Bagatelli."
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Who is Augustine Bagatelli? Nobody. Just
a boy I knew from my village in Sicily...
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that I was engaged
to once. What?
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Well, what do you
know? Sophia has a past!
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That's right, but unlike yours, I
didn't need penicillin to get through it.
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Ma, you never told me you
were engaged. What happened?
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The war happened.
Augustine went off to fight
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and I never heard from
him again until today.
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I wonder why he looked
you up after all this time?
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Are you kidding? He
was crazy about me.
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I was the only girl in the village
who didn't want to be a nun.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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How do I look? Like
a widow in mourning.
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Perfect. He'll
know I'm available.
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Hi, Dorothy. Oh, hi.
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Oh, Sophia, did your friend die?
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Rose, he hasn't come here yet.
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Oh, well, you
certainly look black.
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Rose, Rose, did you get me a
partner for the bowling tournament?
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Sure did. You're all signed up.
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It's him! Want me to get it?
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No. If he sees me sitting,
he'll think I have arthritis!
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Sophia?
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Augustine?
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You shrunk!
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Hello, I'm Dorothy.
I'm Sophia's daughter.
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Augustine Bagatelli.
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Oh, well, I'm sure you two
have a great deal to catch up on.
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Nice to have met you.
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Oh, Ma, I'll be right here in
the kitchen in case he gets fresh.
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Sorry.
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So, uh, what's new?
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Not much. You?
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Not much.
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My condolences on
your husband's passing.
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Thank you. I've been
in mourning 22 years.
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My wife's been dead 31 years.
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Philomena Del Nero,
she was from our village.
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Is she the one whose father
used to stand outside of town,
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drink Chianti, and play
with a top all day? Yes.
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He lived with us for two
years after we get married.
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Thank God he drank
himself to death.
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You feel like going for
a walk? Oh, I'd love it!
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is so cute! I think they're going for
a walk. Rose, get away from that door.
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I can't help it. I just
think it's amazing
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that a man would look up his
first love after all these years.
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Well, I wonder why
Italian men are so romantic.
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It's the tight pants, Rose.
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So, tell me, who did you
sign me up to bowl with?
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Oh, I wanted to talk
to you about that.
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Well, I am stunned!
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Just stunned!
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Stunned is the only way to
describe how... stunned I am!
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Just a minute, just
a minute, Blanche.
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Are you trying to tell
us... that you are stunned?
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Don't you make fun of
me, Dorothy Zbornak!
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I just saw the signup sheet
down at the bowling alley.
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Rose dumped me as her partner,
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and then the two of
you signed up together.
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I did it.
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Dorothy's a better bowler than
you are and I want to win this year!
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Rose, how could you
do a thing like this?
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I admit it. I have a problem.
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I'm too competitive
when it comes to athletics.
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I've never told anybody this,
but I had to transfer high schools
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because of a field
hockey incident.
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Rose, that was a terrible
thing to do, dumping Blanche.
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I'm not gonna be your partner. Oh,
no, I want you all to stay partners.
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I've already got another partner. I
signed up with Olga Nielsen. Ha-ha.
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Olga Nielsen! Oh,
that's impossible!
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Olga always bowls
with her twin sister Sonja!
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That was before Olga found out Sonja's
been sleeping with her boyfriend Lars,
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and not telling him he
had the wrong sister.
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Oh, Rose Nylund, I can't
wait to whip your butt!
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Oh, Olga Nielsen is a terrific
bowler! They could beat us!
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There is no “us,” Rose. I
am not bowling with you!
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Oh, Dorothy, Dorothy. I
don't ask many favors of you,
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but I'm asking one
now. I'm begging.
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Please, as a friend,
be my partner.
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Blanche has
somebody to bowl with.
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You want somebody to bowl
with. I need somebody to bowl with.
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Please, just say yes
and nobody will get hurt.
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Oh... all right!
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Unless we don't win...
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Hi! Oh, hi, Ma. Where you been?
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I took Augie to that
cafeteria in the mall.
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Ah. Well, you and Augie have been seeing
a lot of each other these past few days.
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Yeah, we've been
having a lot of fun.
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Augie's a terrific
guy, and a gentleman!
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Every time I leave the
table, he tries to stand up.
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It's a shame he has to
go back to Sicily so soon.
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It would have been nice if the
two of you had more time together.
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I'm glad you said that, because
he wants me to go back with him.
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What? Not for good. Just
for the San Genero festival.
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That's where we met 65
years ago. I want to go back.
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Oh, gee, Ma. I'm sorry,
honey, but I can't let you go.
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Who's asking your
permission? I'm going anyway.
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Ma, look, I
absolutely forbid it!
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Now come on, you've had a
stroke, you have high blood pressure.
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It would be lunacy to
risk your health this way!
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Listen, you are not the
woman you used to be.
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I'd feel terrible if
something happened to you.
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At my age, I can't worry
about that. This is special.
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I've made up my mind! I'm going.
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Oh, then I'm wasting my breath.
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You're a grown woman.
I can't tell you what to do.
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I know. Now lend me
$1,200 for the airfare.
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Non che pensa de!
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I can't believe you're
denying your own mother.
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Denying her what?
Springsteen tickets, Rose.
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Will you please
stay out of this?
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Dorothy's trying to keep
Augustine and me apart!
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That absolutely adorable man?
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Dorothy, how could you?
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Oh, Rose, you're
such a good person.
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Many, many times I wished
you were my daughter.
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Ma, please.
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And you, Dorothy, are
a tall disappointment.
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I can understand why Rose is
dumping you as her bowling partner.
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Rose is dumping Blanche.
She is not dumping me.
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Oh, yes she is. I
heard her on the phone!
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Your mother's right, Dorothy.
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You begged me to be your
partner and now you're dumping me?
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You and I could never beat
Blanche and Olga Nielsen!
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That's why I had to team
up with her sister Sonja.
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I need to win, Dorothy,
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and let's face it, you
are no Sonja Nielsen!
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Rose... get professional help.
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Well, I am devastated!
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Just devastated!
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Devastated! Oh, knock it off!
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You are not gonna
believe what happened!
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Those Nielsen twins
are back together. What?
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Lars Lindquist, the man
they were fighting over -
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he's dead.
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Found slumped over a
desk at his Volvo dealership.
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When the girls found out about it,
they decided to forgive each other.
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Now they're back
together in the tournament!
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Oh, gee, Blanche.
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It's too bad you won't have
anybody to bowl with now.
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We better get down to the
alley for some practice, partner.
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Forget it, Rose. I
am dumping you!
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Blanche, how would you like me to
be your partner? Oh, I would love it!
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Dorothy, you can't, you can't do
this. Now I don't have a partner.
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Yes, you do. I'll be
your partner, Rose. Ma!
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You think I can't
take care of myself?
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You think I'm too
feeble to go to Sicily?
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I'll show you who's not
the woman she used to be!
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Come on, Blanche! I'm Rose.
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Simple mistake, means nothing.
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Blanche, let's go!
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Come on, Blanche, let's go!
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Oh...
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Blanche, wake up. My wife
will be home any minute.
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Oh! Where's my shoes?
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Oh, Dorothy, that was
a terrible thing to do!
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I'm sorry, but we have to
get down to the bowling alley.
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Oh, it's 6:00 am. Why
are you making me do this?
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You have to go! The bowling
tournament is tomorrow.
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Now, we need the practice!
Oh, we practiced enough!
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Every morning before work,
every evening after work.
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All I ever wanted was to
look cute in my bowling outfit.
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Honey, aren't you forgetting
something? Rose dumped you!
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That's right, she did.
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I hate being
dumped. I just hate it.
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I haven't been dumped since Wade Honeycutt
threw me over for Rebecca Wilkinson,
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a girl who did not
value her reputation.
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Did you let him get
away with it? Hell, no!
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What did you do?
Slept with his brother.
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Come on, partner.
Let's go get even!
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Oh, please, Blanche. I'm
55, and Rose has six brothers!
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Oh, I'm talking about
the bowling alley. Shh.
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I mean down at the bowling...
I don't want them to know
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we're sneaking in all this
extra practice. Oh, right.
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Morning! Aha, morning.
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Well, you two are up kinda
early. But not as early as you two.
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But then again, you
need the practice.
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Hey, Dorothy, if you're
so sure of yourself,
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how about a little side bet?
Oh, what did you have in mind?
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If I win, you'll lend me the
money to fly to Sicily with Augie.
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No.
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All right, fine. But if I win,
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00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:08,023
I get those antique silver earrings
that you never let me borrow.
233
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,159
You're on! Come on, Blanche.
234
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,663
Blanche, do you want to
have a side bet with me?
235
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:17,722
Well, I would, Rose, but
everything you own is so damn ugly.
236
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,727
Oh, I can't wait
to whip your butt!
237
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,584
Now, here we are,
alley number seven.
238
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,019
Oh, number seven!
That's my favorite!
239
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,523
I'm so glad we got number
seven. You're not superstitious?
240
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,793
No, it's adjacent to
the men's locker room.
241
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:48,364
When that door opens, you can see
right in there. Who cares, Blanche?
242
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,423
We have more important
things on our... minds.
243
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,773
Take a load off, Rose. We're
here, alley number seven.
244
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,709
Wait a minute, what
are you all doing here?
245
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,512
We're supposed to be sharing
this alley with the Nielsen twins.
246
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,848
They had to drop out
to go to Lars's funeral.
247
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,083
I thought Lars's
funeral was yesterday.
248
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:12,421
It was, but he requested
an authentic Viking funeral
249
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,890
and every time they tried to
set him and his ship on fire,
250
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,281
the Coast Guard
kept putting it out.
251
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,918
They had to
reschedule for today.
252
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,774
Look at that! I
don't believe that!
253
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:35,143
Look at what they have
on! Oh, calm down, honey.
254
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,868
They're just trying
to get to you. Oh!
255
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,985
Rose, take that off.
256
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,421
What? You are wearing
my bowling outfit.
257
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,392
Why, I do believe you're right.
258
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,161
Oh, don't worry about it,
honey, nobody will notice.
259
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,953
It looks so different on a
woman with a full bosom.
260
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,503
Don't you throw your
bosom in my face!
261
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,507
Blanche, Blanche, don't
you see what's happening?
262
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,876
They are resorting
to cheap tricks
263
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,479
because they know
we're better than they are.
264
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,481
Now, honey, all
we have to do to win
265
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,752
is just stay cool, calm,
and collected. All right.
266
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,276
Oh, did you find a ball
that's comfortable, Ma?
267
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,826
What did you call her? Ma.
268
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:29,298
We've grown very
close the last few days.
269
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:34,070
Now listen, no one
calls her "Ma" except me.
270
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,905
You got that? Have
I made that clear?
271
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,209
Dorothy, Dorothy,
calm down, calm down.
272
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,613
What did I tell you? I knew
it would get under her skin.
273
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:48,184
All right, everybody's started
except us. Could we please begin?
274
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,141
OK, I'm up.
275
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,465
Strike. Mark it down.
276
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,856
The ball hasn't
even gotten there yet!
277
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,772
Look, all you've got is
a one, two, three, four,
278
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,175
five, six, seven,
eight, nine... Darn!
279
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,011
Strike! Mark it down.
All right, Dorothy.
280
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,048
You go get 'em,
darlin'. Go get 'em good.
281
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,984
Nothing to it. As
I told you before,
282
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:27,056
all we have to do to win is just
stay calm, cool, and collected.
283
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,013
Another hot dog, Ma?
284
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,337
Darn! I left three
pins. I can't believe it!
285
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,763
Ha-ha! I can't believe you can
swing that ball past your hip.
286
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,178
Rose,
287
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,347
everyone is finished
and I checked the score.
288
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,049
If you can pick up a
spare in the last frame,
289
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,354
we'll be leading the
tournament! Consider it done, Ma.
290
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,311
Go to it.
291
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:13,468
I did it! I did it!
We're in the lead!
292
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,737
We're gonna win! We're
gonna win! We're gonna win!
293
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,573
Rose, Rose, aren't you
forgetting something?
294
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,809
We haven't bowled
our last frame yet.
295
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,213
We can still win, and we will.
296
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,050
Oh, I don't think so. You see,
I've bowled with Blanche before.
297
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,352
Maybe this isn't the
best time to mention it,
298
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:35,157
but when the chips are
down, Blanche chokes.
299
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,359
Don't you, sweetheart?
300
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,695
Eat chalk, Nylund.
301
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,553
You go get 'em, Blanche.
302
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,697
Blanche?
303
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,348
Blanche? I'm fine.
304
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,850
I just feel a little
cold and clammy,
305
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,486
and just a little
short of breath.
306
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,789
Now you just settle down,
you hear me? Settle down.
307
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,791
Ooh, don't make
me do this, Dorothy.
308
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,428
This ball feels like it weighs
about a hundred pounds.
309
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,896
Honey, I sympathize with you.
310
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,299
Anyone who has ever competed
311
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,968
understands what you're going
through. So listen, sweetheart,
312
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,838
if you don't feel like bowling,
you don't have to. Oh, good.
313
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,840
You just hold onto the ball
314
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,398
and I'll throw you
down the alley.
315
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,159
Blanche, this is embarrassing!
Now, get back out there!
316
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,729
No. I don't want to.
I just hate bowling.
317
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,465
All I ever wanted to do is
look cute in my new outfit.
318
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,323
We all look cute
in your new outfit!
319
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,362
Oh, that does it!
320
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,955
Ha! I did it! I did it!
321
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,693
You did what? You
knocked down two pins!
322
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,996
It's a personal triumph.
323
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,755
Well, we're not out of it yet.
All we need to win is a spare.
324
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,439
Sophia! Hi, Augie!
325
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:34,832
Did you win? Can you
go? I don't know yet.
326
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,347
Strike!
327
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,849
No. You left the nine pin.
328
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,852
Oh, easy spare. I've made
this shot a hundred times.
329
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,888
Your daughter is a very
good player, Sophia.
330
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,625
She must have picked
it up from you, huh?
331
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,627
How do you know
I'm a good bowler?
332
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,995
Because you were
so good at bocce ball.
333
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,733
Remember, we
played together once?
334
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,770
Oh, yeah. After
the grape harvest.
335
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,373
Boy, that was a nice afternoon.
336
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,175
Very nice.
337
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,645
And you know what else
was nice about that day?
338
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,348
That was my first kiss.
339
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,772
Mine, too.
340
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:20,210
Go get 'em, Dorothy.
Whip their butts.
341
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,398
Oh! Oh, Dorothy, a gutter ball!
342
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,266
A gutter ball!
343
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,770
We won! We won! I won! I won!
344
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,540
You lost and I won!
345
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,709
You lost the bet, Dorothy.
That means I'm going.
346
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,779
You go, honey, and
with my blessing.
347
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,949
I'm touched. Do I
have your 1,200 bucks?
348
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,586
You have my blessing
and you have my money.
349
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,155
For another thousand,
I could go first class.
350
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,446
Arrivaderci!
351
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,600
So Augie and I took
a bus to Palermo
352
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,702
to look up our old
friend Teresa DiFino.
353
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:11,406
We spent two hours on the bus,
another hour looking for her house.
354
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,541
We finally find the
house, knock on the door,
355
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,477
and what do you know? She died.
356
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:20,082
Ma, it happens. That morning!
357
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,984
Yeah, but aside from that,
358
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,988
you and Augie really had a
great time, huh? The best.
359
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,191
Going home brought
back a lot of nice memories.
360
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:33,228
And at my age, it's nice to
have someone to share it with.
361
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,531
Oh, I almost forgot.
362
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,555
Here, this is for you.
363
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,439
Your antique earrings.
364
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,708
They're yours. You
won 'em fair and square.
365
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:50,612
Oh, come on. What are you talking
about? You and Rose won that tournament.
366
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,515
Please. You blew it on purpose.
367
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,783
The nine pin for the
spare is your best shot.
368
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,286
You could make
that shot all day long.
369
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,411
Here, enjoy them.
370
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,694
OK, OK, I gotta unpack.
371
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,319
I got a valise full of
clams about to go bad.
372
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,102
Hi, Dorothy.
373
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,304
Don't talk to me.
374
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,473
Hi, Blanche. Don't talk to me.
375
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:20,142
Oh, look, I know you're
both still angry with me.
376
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,112
And you have every right to be,
377
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,747
but I hope you can forgive
me for the way I acted.
378
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:29,951
Winning doesn't mean anything if it
means losing your two best friends.
379
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:33,322
Besides, we all
bowled well this year.
380
00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:37,259
That's why I had all our
names engraved on this trophy.
381
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,361
In my opinion,
we're all winners.
382
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:43,465
Well, Rose, what
a sweet thing to do.
383
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:47,669
Oh, Rose, can I ask
you a question? Sure.
384
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:51,195
Why is your name three
times larger than ours?
385
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,877
Because I'm the one
who actually won it.
386
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,269
If you ever want to look
at it, it'll be in my bedroom.
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