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[ SHEEP BLEATS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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'SUP?
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HEY. AREN'T YOU THAT GUY
FROM THE POSTER?
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WHAT? N-NO.
THAT'S M-- THAT'S MY COUSIN.
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WE GOT
DIFFERENT CHEEKBONES.
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HIS ARE BETTER,
THE LUCKY BASTARD.
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WELL, I THINK IT'S YOU.
I'M GETTING THAT REWARD!
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON!
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IF YOU HAND ME OVER,
THEY'LL KILL ME.
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DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DEATH
ON YOUR CONSCIENCE
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FOR SIX LOUSY GOLD PIECES?
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WHAT COULD YOU EVEN BUY
WITH THAT?
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A FARM!
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I COULD GET A NEW WIFE.
I HATE THE OLD ONE!
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I'M CHANGING MINE.
I WANT A NEW WIFE, TOO!
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WAIT! PLEASE!
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EVEN IF YOU DELIVER ME
TO THE KING AND QUEEN,
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THEY'LL NEVER PAY!
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LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE
TO THIS ONCE PROUD KINGDOM.
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THEY PLUNDERED AND DESTROYED IT
AND RUINED ALL OF OUR LIVES!
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I MEAN, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN
THAT THOSE JERKS
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GET TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE
AND FEAST ON LAMB
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WHILE THE REST OF US
WALLOW IN THE MUCK AND STARVE?!
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WHERE IS IT WRITTEN?
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THE KINGDOM CHARTER.
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FORGET WHERE IT'S WRITTEN.
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I SAY WE STORM THE CASTLE
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AND TAKE BACK
WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS.
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WHO'S WITH ME?!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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♪ WE WILL MARCH,
AND WE'LL FIGHT ♪
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♪ FOR THE CAUSE
OF GOOD AND RIGHT ♪
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♪ THOUGH THE ODDS
OF US SURVIVING ♪
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♪ ARE RIDICULOUSLY SLIGHT ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL STAND
PROUD AND TALL ♪
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♪ TILL THEY COME
TO KILL US ALL ♪
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♪ THEN WE'LL BEG AND PLEAD
AND SOIL OURSELVES ♪
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♪ AS, ONE BY ONE, WE FALL ♪
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♪ SOME THEY'LL SLASH,
SOME THEY'LL HACK ♪
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♪ SOME THEY'LL BLUDGEON
BLUE AND BLACK ♪
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♪ SOME THEY'LL GUT
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ♪
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♪ SOME THEY'LL MANGLE
FRONT TO BACK ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL ALL REALIZE ♪
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♪ AS THEY'RE GOUGING OUT
OUR EYES ♪
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♪ THAT TOMORROW
WE'LL REGRET IT ♪
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♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪
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♪ AND OUR CORPSES
WILL ROT ON THE PLAIN ♪
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♪ LEAVING ONLY
A GROSS, BLOODY STAIN ♪
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♪ THEN THE WORLD, IT WILL SEE ♪
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♪ AS WILL ALL OF HISTORY ♪
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♪ WE HAD TRUTH ON OUR SIDE ♪
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♪ BUT WE STILL DIED IN VAIN ♪
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♪ AND THE BRAVE, LUCKY FEW ♪
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♪ WHO WILL SOMEHOW
MAKE IT THROUGH ♪
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♪ SCARRED FOR LIFE
AND MISSING LIMBS ♪
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♪ AND NEEDING HELP
TO PEE AND POO ♪
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♪ THEY CAN STAND
'NEATH THESE SKIES ♪
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♪ BEGGING CHANGE
FROM PASSERBYS ♪
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♪ IS IT HOPELESS?
YEP, YOU SAID IT ♪
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♪ WE MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT ♪
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♪ TOMORROW, WE'LL REGRET IT ♪
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♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪
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♪ OH, MY GOD,
WILL WE REGRET IT ♪
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♪ BUT TODAY, WE RI-I-I-I-SE ♪
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NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU?!
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WE'RE GONNA
TEAR THIS CASTLE DOWN!
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RIGHT, EVERYBODY?!
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I SAID, RIGHT, EVERYBODY?!
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TELL ME, WHY DO MUSICALS
ALWAYS GET ME SO WORKED UP?
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[ HORSE GRUNTS ]
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IT STOPPED.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LAST ONE.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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LET'S JUST TRY
GIVING IT A KICK.
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IT WORKED BEFORE.
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1, 2, 3.
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KICK.
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GREAT.
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IT'S USELESS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HOW COULD THINGS HAVE GONE
SO BAD SO QUICKLY?
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THOSE STUPID BATS
ATE ALL OUR FOOD.
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WE ALL GOT THE SAME COLD.
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WORST OF ALL --
PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN.
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WE HAD TO EAT
THAT FAMILY OF HOBBITS.
UGH.
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WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO
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IF YOU'D LET US EAT
YOUR STUPID IGUANA.
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TAD COOPER IS A DRAGON,
AND WE ARE NOT EATING A DRAGON.
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HE'S A LIZARD.
A VERY SUMPTUOUS, MEATY LIZARD.
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RICHARD, LOOK, I'M SORRY
WE HAD TO EAT HOBBITS.
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I'M SORRY WE'LL SOON HAVE TO
EAT YOUR IGUA--
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
DRAGON.
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BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
WE'RE STARVING.
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HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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"ENTERING THE PROPERTY
OF SIR ARNOLD GALAVANT."
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HUH.
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IS HE ANY RELATION
OF YOURS?
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UH...NO.
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MAYBE.
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OKAY, FINE.
YES, HE'S MY DAD.
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LOOK, I KNEW HE LIVED
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM.
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YOU KNEW?
WE ATE HOBBITS.
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OH, FORGET ABOUT THEM.
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I SMELL BACKSTORY,
AND I LOVE BACKSTORY.
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HONESTLY,
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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CAN WE JUST MOVE ON?
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I'M SURE WE COULD FIND
A WARM BED AND A NICE MEAL
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IN LITERALLY
ANY OTHER DIRECTION.
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♪♪
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OH, FIDDLESTICKS.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW,
THIS IS THE FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY
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I'VE THROWN FOR GARETH
SINCE HE BECAME KING.
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IF YOU RUIN THE SURPRISE,
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I'LL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT
WITH A DULL KNIFE.
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THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK,
AND I CHERISH YOU ONE AND ALL.
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HE'S COMING!
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OH! PLACES, EVERYONE!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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All: SURPRISE!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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GARETH! WAIT!
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IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU,
YOU KOOK. [ CHUCKLES ]
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OH.
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COME TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR GIFTS.
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I THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM.
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THIS IS A BIT FANCY.
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IT'S A CRYSTAL NUT BOWL.
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YEAH.
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IT'LL NEVER FIT.
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NO, FOR DINNER PARTIES.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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MM.
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YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
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IT'S NOT THAT.
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IT'S JUST THAT,
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ALL THIS HOITY-TOITY
KING STUFF...
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[ SIGHS ]
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...IT'S JUST NOT ME.
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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY.
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SO, WHAT IS YOU, GARETH?
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I MEAN, IF YOU COULD GET
ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY,
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WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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A SCAR.
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EVERY YEAR,
ON MY BIRTHDAY,
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WE USED TO GO DOWN THE PUB
AND GET IN A GOOD OLD SCRAP.
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WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD,
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I WENT TO THE PUB
AND GOT THIS ONE.
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GREATEST GIFT
A KID COULD EVER WANT.
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THIS ONE, I WAS 14.
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I LEFT A MAN BLEEDING TO DEATH
IN THE SAWDUST.
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HE WANTED ME TO FINISH HIM OFF,
BUT I WOULDN'T.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
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I'M TAKING YOU TO THE SLEAZIEST
TAVERN IN VALENCIA...
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TO GET YOU
A NEW BIRTHDAY SCAR.
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REALLY?
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[ FANFARE ]
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[ MEN GRUNTING ]
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WHERE'S WORMWOOD?
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MY PLAN IS ALMOST READY,
BARRY.
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YOUR WEDDING PLAN?
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YES, AND MY EVIL PLAN.
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I THOUGHT
THAT WAS A PLOT.
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OH, FOR --
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ACTUALLY, IF I'M BEING HONEST,
I'M LOSING TRACK MYSELF.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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MR. WORMWOOD,
WE NEED TO TALK.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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MY LADY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD EXPLANATION.
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YOU WERE USING IT
TO CONTROL MY MIND
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AND TAKE OVER OUR KINGDOM AS
PART OF SOME NEFARIOUS SCHEME.
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OKAY, YES,
THAT IS THE EXPLANATION.
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YOU'RE LUCKY
I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS
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STRIKE YOU DOWN
JUST FOR THAT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, PRINCESS, I'M A MASTER
OF THE DARK ARTS, YES.
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AND THE ONLY THING
TO KILL ME IS THE SWORD
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WIELDED BY THE ONE TRUE KING
TO UNITE THEM ALL.
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AND NO ONE KNOWS
WHERE THAT IS.
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DAMN IT!
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THERE WE GO.
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I CAN STILL HAVE THEM
CHOP OFF YOUR ARMS.
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HA!
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[ SWORDS UNSHEATHE ]
OH.
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CAN YOU? CAN SHE?
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YES.
HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
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BEGONE, CHESTER WORMWOOD.
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YOU ARE BANISHED
FROM HORTENSIA.
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FINE.
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YOU WIN -- FOR NOW.
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BUT MARK MY WORDS,
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I WILL RETURN
TO TAKE THIS KINGDOM BY FORCE,
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AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL
DECORATE MY HIGHEST TOWER --
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WITH YOUR HEADS!
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OH, BUT DON'T FORGET --
THE WEDDING IS FAST APPROACHING,
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SO HAVE THE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS
ENGRAVED WITH THEIR INITIALS.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
IT'S A CLASSY MOVE.
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BUT YOU WILL DIE, I SWEAR.
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OH, AND DON'T FORGET
TO TIP THE WAITERS ON THE DAY.
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OH, THEY WORK SO HARD.
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ROT IN HELL, SWINE!
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BARRY.
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WE'RE HERE.
NOW, LOOK --
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER
FACE STARVATION?
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I WOULD.
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YOU KNOW,
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.
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MY FATHER DIED
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY.
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I WOULD DO ANYTHING
TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
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SO HUNGRY.
YEAH.
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WELL, YOUR DAD PROBABLY
WASN'T A SERIAL PHILANDERER
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WHO WAS NEVER AROUND
AND LEFT YOUR MUM.
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THAT IS SO SAD.
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NOT AS SAD AS HAVING A DEAD DAD,
RIGHT?
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I MEAN, MY STORY'S SADDER.
MM.
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AND JUST WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT
I'M ON A QUEST FOR LOVE.
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OH! HE'S GONNA MAKE
SUCH FUN OF IT.
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WELL, IF HE CRITICIZES YOU
OVER DINNER,
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I'M FINE WITH THAT,
ESPECIALLY IF DINNER IS STEAK.
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HEAR, HEAR.
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OKAY. WELL, BE PREPARED TO MEET
AN ICE-COLD, LOVELESS MONSTER.
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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ]
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HA HA HA!
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AH, GREETINGS, SON!
IT'S BEEN FOREVER!
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COME IN.
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OH, YEAH.
HE SEEMS TERRIBLE.
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Arnold: BOYS, MAKE WAY,
MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY.
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WELCOME, WELCOME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
I WILL BE DAMNED.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D LIVE TO SEE MY OLDEST SON
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WITH SUCH A BUSHY BEARD.
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IT'S NOT BUSHY.
IT'S CORRECT FOR THE PERIOD.
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00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:33,073
AND IT SUITS YOU.
COME, COME, COME.
235
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,245
YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME,
SIR.
236
00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:36,406
THANK YOU.
237
00:09:36,406 --> 00:09:37,908
YOU HAVE
A LOT OF CHILDREN.
238
00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:39,750
YOUR WIFE MUST BE
SO SORE.
239
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,581
THEY'RE NOT MINE.
240
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,584
I RUN A SWORDSMANSHIP SCHOOL
FOR AT-RISK YOUTH.
241
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,587
HAVE BEEN EVER SINCE
I RETIRED FROM THE HEROICS GAME.
242
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,799
[ GRUNTS ]
243
00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,340
HEY, BOYS!
244
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,672
[ BOYS SHOUTING ]
245
00:09:51,672 --> 00:09:53,764
OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
246
00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:55,595
ONE AT A TIME.
247
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:59,099
OH, PLEASE.
248
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,272
[ PATRONS CHEERING ]
249
00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:05,435
♪♪
250
00:10:05,986 --> 00:10:07,938
Man: KILL HIM!
251
00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:09,109
CROWN!
252
00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:14,324
SO, HOW DOES THIS WHOLE
BAR-FIGHT THING WORK?
253
00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:16,657
WELL, USUALLY,
WE HAVE A PINT OR TWO.
254
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,288
AND THEN I CATCH SOMEONE
LOOKING AT ME,
255
00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:21,121
I INSULT HIS MOTHER,
AND THEN AWAY WE GO.
256
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,003
OH, GOOD.
LET'S START.
257
00:10:25,706 --> 00:10:27,507
OH.
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
258
00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,800
HE GAVE YOU
A MOMENTARY GLANCE.
259
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,301
MM. DID HE?
260
00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:34,715
OY!
261
00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,136
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
262
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,058
UH, NONE AT ALL,
UH, YOUR HIGHNESS.
263
00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:39,469
WELL, YOU SHOULD.
264
00:10:39,469 --> 00:10:42,642
KING GARETH JUST CALLED
YOUR MOTHER A TWO-BIT HUSSY.
265
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,394
OH, UH,
RIGHT YOU ARE, MY KING!
266
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,645
MY MOTHER IS A HUSSY.
267
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,898
IN FACT, SHE'S THE BIGGEST HUSSY
IN THE LAND.
268
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,529
INDEED, I AM,
YOUR GRACE!
269
00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:52,652
MY MOTHER SELLS HERSELF,
AS WELL, YOUR MAJESTY.
270
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,984
MINE TOO!
271
00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:55,906
FILTHIEST WOMAN IN
THE WHOLE RED-CANDLE DISTRICT.
272
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:56,987
MY FATHER'S A HUSSY!
273
00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,740
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
274
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:08,999
FOR GOD'S SAKE, BARRY,
TRY AND KEEP UP!
275
00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:12,252
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE WE ARE?
276
00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:15,055
BARRY, ARE YOU
COMPLETELY ILLITERATE?
277
00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:18,178
LOOK, WE'RE IN THE FOREST
OF COINCIDENCE.
278
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,392
GOD, I WISH WE HAD
A CART RIGHT NOW.
279
00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:25,185
FREE CART! NO WAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
280
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,188
FINALLY,
A STROKE OF LUCK.
281
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,360
AH, HEY, YOU THERE --
LITTLE CHAP.
282
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,402
WHERE ARE YOU
COMING FROM?
283
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:35,525
VALENCIA. I'M ESCAPING,
AND I COULDN'T BE MORE LOST.
284
00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:37,277
HOW VERY STRANGE.
285
00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:39,449
WE'RE ESCAPING
FROM HORTENSIA.
286
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,621
HEY, MAYBE WE CAN HELP
EACH OTHER.
287
00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:43,033
THAT'D BE BRILLIANT.
288
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,285
I'M TRYING TO PUT
AS MUCH DISTANCE AS I CAN
289
00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:47,417
BETWEEN MYSELF
AND AN INSANE KING AND QUEEN.
290
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,709
[ CHUCKLES ]
BELIEVE ME, WE GET THAT.
291
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,422
WE'VE JUST BEEN KICKED OUT
BY PRINCESS ISABELLA.
292
00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:54,254
PRINCESS ISABELLA?
YEAH.
293
00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:55,715
SHE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE
I'M LOOKING FOR.
294
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,547
REALLY?
HOW INCREDIBLE.
295
00:11:57,547 --> 00:11:59,930
I'M DESPERATE TO FIND HER
AND HER TRUE LOVE, GALAVANT.
296
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:01,471
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
297
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,393
GALAVANT TOLD HER
HE WISHED SHE WOULD DIE.
298
00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,806
IN A FART,
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
299
00:12:05,806 --> 00:12:07,808
GALAVANT NEVER MAKES
FART JOKES.
300
00:12:07,808 --> 00:12:09,900
NO, IT MUST BE
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
301
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,312
I HAVE TO FIND HIM RIGHT AWAY,
BUT HOW?
302
00:12:12,312 --> 00:12:13,563
EXCUSE ME.
DID YOU SAY "GALAVANT"?
303
00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:15,405
OH, I HEAR HE'S STAYING
AT HIS FATHER'S PLACE
304
00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:16,777
JUST A FIVE DAYS' WALK
AWAY FROM HERE.
305
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,909
OH. AND I JUST FOUND
HIS SWORD.
306
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:19,990
DO YOU WANT IT?
307
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,162
HELL, YEAH.
308
00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:25,075
OH, WOW.
THIS IS AMAZING.
309
00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:27,788
IF ONLY I HAD A HORSE
I COULD MAKE IT BY NIGHTFALL.
310
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,749
Man: HORSE FOR SALE!
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
311
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,461
HORSE FOR SALE!
312
00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:33,633
TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS' WALK
IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON.
313
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,585
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S PERFECT.
314
00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:36,756
BUT I HAVE NO MONEY.
315
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,298
I DON'T NEED MONEY.
316
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:40,801
WHAT I NEED IS A USED PAIR
OF SIZE 7 SHOES.
317
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,142
I'M A SIZE 7.
318
00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:44,264
AND I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR.
319
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,765
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
LET'S DO THIS.
320
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,437
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
321
00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:48,768
YIPEE!
322
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,192
GOOD LUCK TO YOU,
FRIENDS.
323
00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:54,194
IF YOU'RE IN VALENCIA,
BE CAREFUL.
324
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,987
THE KING AND QUEEN
ARE CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS.
325
00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:02,492
CRAZY,
WAR-MINDED MONSTERS.
326
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:03,954
[ CHUCKLES ]
327
00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:07,287
WHAT A WONDERFUL
COINCIDENCE.
328
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,331
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
WHO'S GONNA TRAIN ME?
329
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:12,042
OH.
330
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,965
OH! WATCH THE FACE!
331
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,506
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
332
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:18,798
GOOD LORD.
333
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,720
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I WOULD'VE PAID
334
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,842
GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS.
335
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,513
IT'S NICE THAT HE'S GOOD
WITH KIDS, THOUGH.
336
00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:25,185
WHY, YOU LITTLE --
[ GRUNTS ]
337
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,977
COME HERE, COME HERE!
338
00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:28,638
OW!
OW! OW! OW!
339
00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:30,981
GALAVANT, I'M STARTING TO WORRY
THAT RICHARD WON'T BE READY
340
00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:31,982
WHEN THE REAL BATTLE COMES.
341
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:34,895
CAREFUL, ROBERTA.
342
00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:37,397
YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE
SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR THE GUY.
343
00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:40,360
IN LOVE WITH HIM? ME?
[ SCOFFS ] WHAT?
344
00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:44,494
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM.
345
00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:45,825
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
346
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,078
AT ALL.
347
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,542
SIR GALAVANT,
TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE
348
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,084
TO GROW UP
WITH YOUR AWESOME DAD.
349
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,835
-YEAH, TELL US!
-YOU'RE SO LUCKY!
350
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,337
WELL, KIDDIES...
351
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,169
THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME...
352
00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:01,841
WELL, I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
353
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,343
GATHER 'ROUND.
354
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,555
HE TOLD MY MOTHER
THAT HE DIDN'T LOVE HER
355
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,177
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
356
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:09,019
AND THEN HE PASSED OUT
ON THE DOG.
357
00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:12,602
AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS,
AND THE DOG DIED.
358
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:18,358
THAT MAN DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF.
359
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,529
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
360
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,533
♪ I WAS STARVING
IN THE POORHOUSE ♪
361
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,195
♪ WHERE THEY FED US
TWICE A YEAR ♪
362
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:27,537
♪ AND THEY TOSSED ME OUT
THE DAY I ASKED FOR MORE ♪
363
00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:28,788
AW.
364
00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:30,370
♪ THEN YOUR DAD BROUGHT ME
TO YOUR HOUSE ♪
365
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,042
♪ AND HE GAVE ME
BREAD AND BEER ♪
366
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,704
♪ ALSO, EVERYTHING YOU LEFT HERE
IN YOUR DRAWER ♪
367
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:35,795
WAIT. WHAT?
368
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:37,047
♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪
369
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,878
♪ GAVE ME ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪
370
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,052
♪ WITH HIS SWEET, LOVING CARE,
HE WAS THERE ♪
371
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:43,883
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
372
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,097
♪ I WAS CARRIED OFF BY SLAVERS ♪
373
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,219
♪ WHERE MY PARENTS DIED OF POX ♪
374
00:14:49,219 --> 00:14:51,431
♪ AND THEY SOLD ME
TO BE RENDERED INTO GLUE ♪
375
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:52,892
EW!
376
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,394
♪ THEN YOUR DAD DID ME
TWO FAVORS ♪
377
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,775
♪ FIRST, HE CLEANED
THEIR FREAKING CLOCKS ♪
378
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:58,438
♪ THEN HE GAVE ME ALL THE GEAR
HE GAVE TO YOU ♪
379
00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,899
HEY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT!
380
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,231
♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪
381
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:02,983
♪ RANDOM BACK-FLIP IN THE AIR ♪
382
00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:04,654
All: YAY!
♪ SO MUCH MORE ♪
383
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,235
♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪
♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪
384
00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:06,116
♪ SUCH A GEM ♪
385
00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:07,407
♪ SUCH A -- ♪
STOP!
386
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,828
♪ I WAS PRACTICALLY ABANDONED ♪
387
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:10,790
♪ BY THAT SMUG
AND SELFISH JERK ♪
388
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,832
♪ IT'S LIKE NOTHING THAT I DID
WAS QUITE ENOUGH ♪
389
00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:14,084
THAT'S ROUGH.
390
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:15,585
♪ PLUS, HIS EGO'S OUT OF HAND ♪
391
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,457
♪ AND ALL HE CARES ABOUT
IS WORK ♪
392
00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:19,589
♪ AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE GAVE YOU ALL MY STUFF ♪
393
00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:20,750
WHAT?!
NO!
394
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,592
♪ HE WAS THERE ♪
♪ NEVER THERE ♪
395
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:24,254
♪ HE WAS -- ♪
♪ NEVER, EVER THERE ♪
396
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,925
♪ SWEET AND KIND ♪
♪ AU CONTRAIRE ♪
397
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,138
♪ HE'S A SAINT ♪
♪ NOT A PRAYER ♪
398
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:29,599
♪ NASTY AND COLD-HEARTED ♪
399
00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:31,101
♪ SUCH A PIG,
DON'T GET ME STARTED ♪
400
00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:32,762
♪ HE'S A SCHMUCK, HE'S A SCHMO ♪
401
00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:34,474
♪ HE'S THE WORST,
I SHOULD KNOW ♪
402
00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:37,647
♪ HE'S MY DAD, HE'S A CAD ♪
403
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,110
[ SIGHS ]
HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?
404
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:49,619
MAMA! DAD.
405
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:51,201
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
406
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,123
BECAUSE YOU THREW US
IN THE DUNGEON.
407
00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:54,954
I KNOW.
AND I'M SO SORRY.
408
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,536
BUT IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS A SPELL.
409
00:15:56,536 --> 00:15:58,338
WE SLEPT
IN AN INCH OF WATER.
410
00:15:58,338 --> 00:16:00,630
I HAVE MOLD
IN THE CRACK OF MY TUCHUS.
411
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,342
TODD, ENOUGH.
412
00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:06,386
ISABELLA,
WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
413
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,888
WE TRIED TO FORCE YOU
TO BE SOMEBODY YOU WEREN'T.
414
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,800
AND WE ARE SORRY.
415
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,802
SORRY.
416
00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:14,144
OH, THANK YOU.
417
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:15,395
MY BABY.
418
00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:18,308
AND NOW IT'S OVER,
FOREVER,
419
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:20,230
BECAUSE I AM SO DONE
WITH BEING CONTROLLED
420
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,062
BY MY BROKEN HEART
AND PRINCE HARRY.
421
00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:24,734
AND I'M READY
TO BECOME MY OWN PERSON.
422
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,907
LET'S DO THIS.
423
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:29,529
LET US BEGIN.
424
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:33,533
TYPICALLY,
AND BY KINGDOM CHARTER,
425
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,376
WHEN A PRINCESS BREAKS OFF
HER ENGAGEMENT WITH THE PRINCE,
426
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,498
IT REQUIRES
ONE SIMPLE ACTION.
GREAT.
427
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,670
HE DEMANDS YOUR BRA.
428
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,582
MY -- MY BRA?
429
00:16:42,582 --> 00:16:44,714
YOUR BRA --
TO SHOW TO MY FRIENDS.
430
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:46,506
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
431
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,837
I AM A LIBERATED WOMAN.
432
00:16:47,837 --> 00:16:49,179
I AM A WARRIOR PRINCESS,
433
00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:52,182
AND I WILL NOT BE GIVING
AN 11-YEAR-OLD MY BRA.
434
00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:53,723
THEN DEATH IT IS.
435
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,056
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
436
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,557
UNBELIEVABLE.
437
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,189
BUT I AM LOBBYING
TO CHANGE THIS LAW.
438
00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,520
YES!
439
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,403
♪♪
440
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:08,528
THIS IS ME.
441
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,029
IT IS.
442
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:14,033
I STITCHED IT.
IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
443
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,285
THERE'S YOU
WHEN YOU WERE BORN.
444
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,580
THAT'S YOU BEING FITTED FOR
YOUR FIRST SUIT OF CHAIN MAIL.
445
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,543
YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
THE BLACKSMITH WAS ALL HANDS.
446
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,215
YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT
RIGHT THERE.
447
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,217
AND THAT'S YOU,
WAITING FOR ME TO PLAY
448
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:29,129
"THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND"...
449
00:17:29,129 --> 00:17:31,721
WHEN I FORGOT
AND NEVER SHOWED.
450
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,223
YOU'RE KIDDING.
451
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:35,135
THAT'S THE DAY
I WON THE M.V.K.
452
00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:36,976
AT THE ST. JULIAN'S DAY
MASSACRE.
453
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,888
MOST VALUABLE KNIGHT.
454
00:17:38,888 --> 00:17:41,891
YOU RIPPED THOSE SERFS
TO PIECES.
455
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:46,065
YOU COULDN'T KNOW HOW PROUD
I WAS THAT DAY.
456
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,647
MOSTLY BECAUSE
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
457
00:17:47,647 --> 00:17:50,610
YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING
MY ADVENTURES THIS WHOLE TIME.
458
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,654
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
ANYTHING?
459
00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:58,408
YOU KNOW
US OLD-SCHOOL KNIGHTS.
460
00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:02,462
WE CAN REALLY ONLY EXPRESS
OURSELVES THROUGH TAPESTRY.
461
00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:05,084
♪♪
462
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,756
♪ I WENT MUCKING ALL ABOUT ♪
463
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:10,089
♪ ON ENDLESS QUESTS
AND EMPTY WARS ♪
464
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,264
♪ AND ADVENTURES
IN A HUNDRED PORTS OF CALL ♪
465
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:17,347
♪ AND YET SOMEHOW I MISSED OUT
ON ONE ADVENTURE ♪
466
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,140
♪ MINE AND YOURS ♪
467
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:24,103
♪ AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
THE GREATEST ONE OF ALL ♪
468
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,607
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
469
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,693
♪ I WAS THERE,
I WAS THERE ♪
470
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,656
♪ IN MY HEART,
IN EVERY PRAYER ♪
471
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:39,159
♪ NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD ♪
472
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,202
♪ BUT I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN PROUD ♪
473
00:18:42,202 --> 00:18:46,125
♪ IF YOU SOMEHOW
CAN FORGIVE ME ♪
474
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,129
♪ I'LL BE ♪
475
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,132
♪ THERE ♪
476
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,849
GO AND RESCUE YOUR PRINCESS,
GALAVANT.
477
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:03,393
MARRY HER.
478
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:07,187
AND BE THE FATHER AND HUSBAND
I NEVER WAS.
479
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,401
DAD?
480
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,864
YOU WANT TO PLAY
THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND?
481
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,827
GRAB A HEAD.
482
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,709
I'M SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY'S BEEN
SUCH A BUST.
483
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:33,673
I REALLY TRIED
TO GET SOMEONE TO HIT YOU.
484
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,386
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
485
00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:38,428
IT'S JUST NICE
TO KNOW YOU CARE.
486
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:41,060
BUT I DO HAVE
ONE LAST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
487
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,512
THAT UNEXPECTEDLY ARRIVED.
488
00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:45,184
I THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
489
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:50,189
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
AN UNPROVOKED WAR
490
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,521
WITH THE KINGDOM
OF HORTENSIA?
491
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,904
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT
EVER.
492
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,076
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
493
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:01,030
DINGDONG.
494
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:04,033
♪♪
495
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,035
[ CHUCKLES ]
496
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,539
NICE THROW, SON.
497
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,790
THANKS, DAD.
498
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,962
THIS CABBAGE IS SPENT.
499
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,754
I'LL GRAB ANOTHER.
500
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:17,136
-STOP!
-FINISH HIM!
501
00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:19,549
-GET THE KING!
-CHEATERS! CH--
502
00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:21,931
[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
503
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:23,893
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
-OW!
-GALAVANT!
504
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,397
SID! YOU ESCAPED!
505
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,401
[ CHUCKLES ]
506
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,613
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
THAT'S -- THAT'S CLOSE.
507
00:20:33,613 --> 00:20:34,404
TOO CLOSE.
508
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:35,655
OKAY.
509
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,236
OH, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, SIR.
510
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238
I HAVE NEWS.
511
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,910
PRINCESS ISABELLA
IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY
512
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,991
HER COUSIN IN HORTENSIA.
513
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,074
I KNOW.
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN.
514
00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:46,826
I'M GONNA RAISE AN ARMY
TO RESCUE HER.
515
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,498
THEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING
YOU'LL WANT.
516
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,249
LOOK OUT!
517
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,001
WILD MONKEYS!
518
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,172
YOUR SWORD!
519
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:54,424
RAAR!
520
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:55,465
[ GRUNTS ]
521
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:57,427
Roberta:
RICHARD, THEY'RE CHILDREN!
522
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,180
GALAVANT, LOOK OUT!
523
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,092
[ FLESHY THUD ]
524
00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:04,143
[ GASPS ]
525
00:21:05,595 --> 00:21:07,937
[ GASPS ]
526
00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:10,189
NO-O-O!
527
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,774
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
528
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,777
I'VE HAD WORSE.
529
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,319
[ COUGHS ]
530
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,701
MM, MAYBE NOT.
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