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Cathy, we're gonna be late.
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>> You want me to look good for you, don't you?
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>> Please wear something sexy.
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>> What was that?
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>> I said we were supposed to be there by six.
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>> All righty.
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>> Let's go.
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>> Well?
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>> Well, what?
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>> How does it look?
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>> How does it look?
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>> The dress, silly.
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I just got it today.
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>> Great.
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It looks great.
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>> And better.
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It cost me $200.
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>> What?
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For that thing?
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>> It's handmade.
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>> By Amish handmaidens?
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>> No, it was made in Utah.
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>> Well, that explains it.
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They spent $200 on all their fabric.
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>> What's that supposed to mean?
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>> You could make five dresses out of all that.
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It leaves everything to the imagination.
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>> What?
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It's not attractive?
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>> It's fine.
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Come on, dear, we gotta go.
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>> No, wait.
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You don't find me attractive in this dress?
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>> I think that you're the most beautiful woman on the face of this planet
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>> Really?
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>> Really.
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But if I was Adam and you were even that dress,
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the apple would be very safe.
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>> But the old lady at the boutique said it was pretty.
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>> Oh, man.
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Did you see Bill?
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That guy has no tact.
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When he started talking about the Joneses,
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I just about died laughing.
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And then Susie, she really made his scene, huh?
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What's wrong?
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>> Are you okay?
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>> What do you think about Melissa?
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>> Well, it's nice.
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>> I spoke to her a lot tonight.
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>> Oh, really? About what?
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>> You think she's pretty.
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Everyone does.
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But it doesn't mean anything.
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>> She didn't flaunt it all.
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She was dressed very sexy.
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>> Well, then take her to the next party.
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>> What's wrong with you?
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What did you talk about?
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>> Nothing. Just forget it.
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>> Come on. What is it?
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>> Well, everybody was coming up and telling her how great she looked.
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>> So?
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>> I was standing right next to her.
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>> Oh, well.
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She dresses very sexy.
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It gets a lot of attention.
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>> Oh, so if I wore my underwear instead of a dress,
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I'd be noticed too?
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>> It was an underwear.
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It was just a very nice outfit.
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>> Now that's sexy.
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Why didn't you tell me you were wearing that?
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>> I was saving it for later.
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>> Honey, you don't get it, do you?
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>> Get what?
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>> If you show me something early in the night,
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and then again later, I want you more.
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>> You want me to wear this in public?
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>> I want to make everybody jealous.
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I want to be proud of my life.
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I want every man in that room to wish he was going home with you.
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>> I'm very proud of you.
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I just wish that you'd let everybody else know
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how proud I am every now and then.
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Okay, I guess.
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Okay, thought it was supposed to be the social event of the year.
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Sandy, do I dress sexy?
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What? What kind of question is that?
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Be honest.
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Of course not.
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What?
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Well, you wanted me to be honest.
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I don't dress sexy ever.
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Maybe.
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Not. Let's just face it, you're very conservative.
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No, I'm not.
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Ooh, what's this?
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Ooh, I think there's hope for you yet.
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That's not mine.
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Oops.
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There must be a mistake.
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Maybe he got it for you as a gift.
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I don't have anything like this.
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Then whose could it be?
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There must be a good explanation for this.
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Right. Like, maybe you got it mixed up at the laundromat or something.
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I do my laundry here.
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Well, maybe Jim's a cross-dresser.
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Oh, okay. Gee, look at the time.
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I have to do some laundry.
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See ya.
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Why don't you just tell her? Get it over with.
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Well, Jim, I gotta be careful about it.
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I wouldn't. I just laid on the line.
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I got some years invested in Cathy Carl.
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I don't want to blow it.
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I wouldn't put up with it.
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You wouldn't put up with anything.
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That's why you're still single.
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I'm just saying there's plenty of fish. That's all.
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Hey, guys.
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Jim, we still getting together tonight?
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What's going on tonight?
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Nothing. Just so much to do a work project.
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Yeah. Take care of that tonight.
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Get work done.
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Dude, Melissa?
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It's not what you think, man.
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Well, you hope it's what I think.
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She's helping me out with Cathy.
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How is that helping you out?
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I mean, for your libido, I mean.
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It isn't like that.
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Hey, man. Your secret's safe with me.
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For 20 bucks.
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I couldn't get in. You need like a password or something on the weekend.
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Jim and I got into a fight about it this morning.
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He knows that you know?
441
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He's not a cross dresser if that's what you think.
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Oh, he's in denial.
443
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He's not in denial.
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So he came out completely?
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No, he bought it for me. He was just too embarrassed to give it to me.
446
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Oh.
447
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I need you to help me do something.
448
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Do what?
449
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Come on.
450
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Ladies and gentlemen, let the fashion show begin.
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What's this all about?
452
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Just enjoy it. With a snip snip here and a snip snip there, I present to
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you your new wife.
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You like the change?
455
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You look awesome.
456
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You ain't seen nothing yet from this stuffy old wife.
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[crying]
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[crying]
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