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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:07,791 ♪ ("SPOTLIGHT" BY JESSIE WARE PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,583 GOSSIP GIRL: Good evening, followers. 3 00:00:09,666 --> 00:00:12,000 ♪ Ain't enough to say... ♪ 4 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,958 Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source for the truth 5 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:18,666 behind the scandalous lies of New York's elite. 6 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:20,083 What's all that rustling 7 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,083 reverberating through the twilight? 8 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:26,666 Why, that's the echo of anxiety, the jangling of nerves 9 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,750 in preparation for a big night ahead. 10 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:31,500 And what exactly is on the docket 11 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:31,916 this September evening? 12 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,916 An autumn equinox affair? 13 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:38,250 Opening night at the ballet? 14 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,166 Or something more essential? 15 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,541 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 16 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:48,833 GOSSIP GIRL: Annual parent-teacher conferences. 17 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,333 -New shoes? -GG's gone to her head. 18 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:53,000 KATE KELLER: I just got worried I wouldn't make a good impression. 19 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:55,416 GOSSIP GIRL: But on the Upper East Side, 20 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,916 they do things differently. 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,708 The students aren't the ones under review. 22 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,750 -It's the teachers. -(WHISPERS) Put that away. 23 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:02,916 It just looks like she's texting. 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,583 On parent-teacher night? That's even worse. 25 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,583 Last time, Alec Baldwin confiscated my phone. 26 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:11,000 I never got it back. 27 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:13,083 HEADMISTRESS BURTON: Oh, Mr. Calloway. 28 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,750 -Hi, Davis. -That's Julien's dad? 29 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:18,250 -Always a pleasure. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 30 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:19,083 My pleasure, not yours. 31 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:22,083 He's a Constance parent hall-of-famer. 32 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,041 More Grammys than Diplo and Calvin Harris combined. 33 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,625 WENDY: Davis also underwrites our art scholarship, 34 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,791 the one Zoya Lott currently holds. 35 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,791 Bet he still doesn't know she even goes here. 36 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:32,916 Who wants to tell him? 37 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,791 Ooh, maybe Gossip Girl! Tag him in something! 38 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,083 You haven't posted a single tip in days. 39 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,375 I haven't had time to verify anything. 40 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:44,291 This is working too well to risk it. 41 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:47,333 She's right. Someone actually raised their hand in class yesterday. 42 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,083 To ask a question. 43 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,791 Because they're all running scared. 44 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:51,875 Nobody wants to be the next target. 45 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:55,125 I'm just waiting for the perfect thing, 46 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:57,250 and then I'll post. 47 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,625 GOSSIP GIRL: While the parents play with the politics of privilege, 48 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:01,166 where are their heirs? 49 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:07,000 -Deep in Dumbo, of course. -Wish you were here. 50 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,500 GOSSIP GIRL: Looks like somebody wasn't invited to the party. 51 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:13,000 NICK LOTT: So, to review, I'm off to meet your teachers, 52 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,166 and you're still grounded until further notice. 53 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:16,750 Are we clear? 54 00:02:17,916 --> 00:02:19,666 I know you still feel bad. 55 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,333 I'd choose "terrible," personally. 56 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:23,041 NICK: Don't feel terrible for me. 57 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,750 I'm not the thing you should be worrying about right now. 58 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:28,333 The Headmistress asked to speak to me personally tonight. 59 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,208 And if she pulls the scholarship, I don't know what we'll do. 60 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,416 ♪ ("JAGUAR" BY VICTORIA MONÉT PLAYING) ♪ 61 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,625 ♪ Supersonic pussycat Just like a jaguar... ♪ 62 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,000 I'm going out with my girls tonight, 63 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,625 so I have to look my best. 64 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:47,958 What do you guys think, Glow Up or Glossier? 65 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:51,708 I'm watching those replies, so weigh in or tag out. 66 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:53,208 MONET DE HAAN: You're protected. We'll hashtag GirlsNightOut, 67 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,541 so that no one would even think about Obie not being here. 68 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:57,708 How long can we do that? 69 00:02:57,791 --> 00:02:59,666 People are gonna start to notice he's missing. 70 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,750 Well, you're safe through SelfCareSunday, 71 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:04,500 MeTimeMonday, DinnersWithDaddy, GirlsJustWantToHaveSun, 72 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:07,291 PetsForVets, PilatesParty, ShoppingWithMySisters, 73 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,125 and of course, ThankYouEssentialWorkers. 74 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:12,458 So you have... two days to get him back? 75 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,541 And-- And you will. 76 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,333 This is just like that time you took a selfie 77 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:18,041 in front of the Paul Smith wall in L.A. 78 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:19,416 and didn't notice the homeless encampment in the BG. 79 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,625 You apologized, 80 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:24,291 wore that "Bernie babe" tee for a week, and all was forgiven. 81 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,375 I'll talk to him as soon as he gets here, 82 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:30,083 apologize again, as many times as it takes. I miss him. 83 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,541 He just needs to hear that from me, 84 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:32,791 and then things can go back to normal. 85 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,291 To the way they were. Right? 86 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:36,708 -Of course. -Totally. 87 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:39,125 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 88 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:43,750 Oh, thank God. I'm bored. 89 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:48,583 Only boring people are bored. You are uninspired. 90 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:49,583 -Inspire me. -(CHUCKLES) 91 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:52,458 You know, you are one of the last people in here 92 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:53,916 that I don't know intimately. 93 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,041 Just gotta close your eyes and pretend someone's new. 94 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:58,041 -I do it all the time. -MAX WOLFE: How monoga-musty. 95 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,708 No, I do not have to close my eyes 96 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:02,083 and fantasize about anything. 97 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:06,875 I allow myself to sample everything. 98 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:07,291 Hmm. 99 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,083 How about you, Aki? There are nerve endings 100 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:13,666 that two hands alone cannot stimulate, 101 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,625 and I count six among us. 102 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:19,500 Never in a million years, but thanks for thinking of me. 103 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:20,833 (MEN LAUGHING) 104 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:23,458 Oh, looks like someone didn't wanna show up 105 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:24,666 to the parent-teacher conferences. 106 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:28,791 Perhaps he's more interested in the student-teacher congress? 107 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:31,125 Happy hunting. 108 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,208 -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) -Oh. 109 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,208 Hmm. Of course. 110 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,500 "Dear Katherine. We're sorry you were unable 111 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:39,541 to attend tonight's parent-teacher meetings. 112 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:41,041 If you would like to speak with faculty 113 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,958 in regards to Audrey's progress, 114 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:45,291 please do not hesitate to..." never respond to this 115 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:48,625 or show up to anything related to your daughter's life. 116 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:50,000 And I'm BCCed like I'm her mother. 117 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,125 Well, maybe she had a good reason. 118 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,375 Like all the other times? 119 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,166 Can't find the exit to her bed? 120 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,625 Designing athleisurewear just too stressful? 121 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:02,166 Or maybe, since it's only anecdotally about her, 122 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,583 she couldn't even give a shit? 123 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:04,875 No, Kiki loves you. 124 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,125 Try to remember what she's been through. 125 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,666 For the past 16 years? 126 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,083 Her line's in trouble. She's got a divorce. 127 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,333 -A divorce! -(SIGHS) 128 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:12,750 Can you just, like, show her a little empathy? 129 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,125 Akeno, I love you, 130 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,000 but I'm not paying for this session. 131 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:23,041 MONET: Can you... Yeah, just like that. 132 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:24,583 Oh. 133 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:27,041 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 134 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,125 (SCOFFS) 135 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,166 (SIGHS) They need to get back together fast, 136 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:36,208 or I can kiss an Edelman summer internship goodbye. 137 00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:37,500 Her followers are bolting. 138 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,625 So, how goes Operation: Phantom Limb? 139 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:45,750 All anyone seems to care about is, "Where's Obie?" 140 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,750 I just didn't realize 141 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,208 how invested my followers were in us as a unit. 142 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:52,375 Kinda thought they were only there for me. 143 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:54,625 Maybe that was part of his problem with you. 144 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,875 I'm sorry, I'm on edge. 145 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:02,750 Aki has poisoned me with logic and reason. 146 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,458 Babe, what's up? 147 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:06,291 It's Kiki. We don't have to talk about it. 148 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:07,625 Just 'cause I don't have a mom 149 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:10,666 doesn't mean I don't wanna talk about problems with yours. 150 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,708 And I actually like living vicariously 151 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:13,708 through fights I never got to have. 152 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:17,041 Okay, well, she didn't show to school tonight, 153 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,958 and she probably won't show up to the fundraiser tomorrow. 154 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:23,750 She just cannot seem to show up. 155 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,083 I don't know why I still let it get to me, you know? 156 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:29,250 Because you know you're worth showing up for. 157 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:31,500 And you want your mom to know that, too. 158 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:34,291 Okay. Let's go see what they're up to. 159 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:36,375 (SCOFFS) They're just on Zoya's case. 160 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,500 I know it was stupid of me to think that we'd be instant family, 161 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:42,041 but Zoya's not a bad person. She hasn't done anything wrong. 162 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,333 Nothing wrong? 163 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:44,166 Your iconic relationship's on thin ice, 164 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,125 and she's taking a sledgehammer to it. 165 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:49,000 Has anyone even seen them together? 166 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,875 Has anyone even seen her at all? 167 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:53,583 She's not responsible for where Obie's at, 168 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:54,916 and I'm just giving him space. 169 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,458 He'll come back. He always does. 170 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:02,291 Hey Aki, what time is Obie meeting you here? Nine? 171 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,333 Uh... We had dinner at Vinegar Hill House, 172 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:07,125 and I told him I was meeting everyone after, 173 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,166 -but... -Okay, open your eyes. 174 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,041 You can give him all the space that you want, 175 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,250 but he's no longer in your orbit. He's in hers. 176 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,916 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 177 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:21,916 -Hey, what are you doing? -He lives two minutes from here. 178 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,125 Ooh, fast response. That's good, that's encouraging. 179 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:29,583 "Hitting bed early. Maybe tomorrow." 180 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,166 He said "maybe"? 181 00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:36,833 (SUBWAY TRAIN RATTLING) 182 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:49,333 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 183 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:57,375 It's nice not to have to leave the straight guy gap for a change, huh? 184 00:07:57,458 --> 00:08:00,958 Could you wait? This is wildly inappropriate. 185 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:02,833 I'm not looking. Are you? 186 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:07,291 Okay, now I'm looking. 187 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:09,333 Sorry. 188 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:12,208 It's just, even peripherally, congratulations. 189 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:16,458 So, why are you not at school sucking up to my dads? 190 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:18,541 Electives teachers don't have to participate. 191 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,250 Does that mean that you just like to watch, then? 192 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,208 'Cause I could be so into that. 193 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,208 I don't know what you think you're doing, Mr. Wolfe. 194 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:27,333 What? I'm bored. 195 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:28,166 Uh... I'm of age. 196 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:32,041 And I've already had most of Dumbo Hall. 197 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,083 We're off campus. Wanna... 198 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:37,333 take part in an away game or two? 199 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,041 Hmm? 200 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:44,333 -I don't fuck my students. -Cool, I'll top then. 201 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:47,208 (CHUCKLES) For your safety, security, 202 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,541 and continued enrollment in St. Jude's, 203 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,458 I'm gonna pretend this conversation never happened. 204 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:56,666 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 205 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,875 Was that Rafa Caparros? 206 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:12,125 -Uh... Yeah. Why? -VICTOR: (CHUCKLES) That's him. 207 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,750 I couldn't walk for a week and didn't want to. 208 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,500 That man is the fuck of New York. 209 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,625 Yeah, well, I think I already know of someone who holds that title. 210 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,583 Oh, you don't have to take my word for it. 211 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:21,416 Read the thread on MaleGeneral. 212 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,625 And, yes, you were discussed there. 213 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,666 Briefly. 214 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,000 (LAUGHS) 215 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,958 I thought you were joking with this text! 216 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,666 What are you doing here? 217 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,750 I went out for a walk a few hours ago, 218 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,666 and it just stopped now? (CHUCKLES) 219 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,291 I'm grounded. What if my dad sees you? 220 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:49,958 OBIE BERGMANN: Isn't your dad at conferences? 221 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:52,458 And freshmen are last, 222 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:54,666 and it's, like, not even nine o'clock, so... 223 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,708 You're right, but it's still risky. 224 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,500 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 225 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,708 You have a really big smile. 226 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:18,041 Yeah, I wouldn't know. I don't-- I don't use it very often. 227 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,958 Well, it takes up your entire face. 228 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:23,458 -Like the Joker? -No, like... like... 229 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,000 -Show me. -Okay, um... 230 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:31,291 (BOTH LAUGH) 231 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,458 I haven't, um, been seeing you around school very much. 232 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:37,125 You're in, like, right before the bell 233 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:37,958 and out just after. 234 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:40,875 Um... I'm trying to keep a low profile. 235 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:43,000 -Because of Julien? -No, 'cause of me. 236 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,750 'Cause of everything. 237 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:47,750 -Yeah. -Well... 238 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,958 I should get back inside. There are spies everywhere. 239 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,041 On the Upper West Side? No way. 240 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,458 Okay, that sounded bad. 241 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,000 -But that's not-- -Yeah, it did. 242 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:57,833 -It did. -It did, but you're right. 243 00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:00,666 And, um, that's why I like it up here. 244 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:01,208 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 245 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,500 I like it up here, too. 246 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:06,083 (EXHALES) I should go. 247 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,875 -(CAMERA CLICKS) -I'll see you around. 248 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:08,708 Okay. 249 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,583 This is exhausting. 250 00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:22,208 It's so late, and we're just getting to freshmen! 251 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:25,583 Also, and not incidentally, a mother just told me 252 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:28,250 her son should be allowed to vape in my class 253 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:30,708 because of his asymptomatic glaucoma. 254 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,208 -Aerin. -Aerin. 255 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,125 (CELLPHONE VIBRATES) 256 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,666 -JORDAN GLASSBERG: More tips? -Nonstop. 257 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,875 Probably because their parents are here and not home. 258 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:41,916 (EXHALES) 259 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,625 Too bad not anything, um... 260 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,166 ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 261 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,958 Told you waiting would pay off. 262 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:50,666 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 263 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:55,458 -I'm looking for a Mrs. Keller? -Ms. That's me. 264 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:58,083 -You must be... -Nicholas Lott. 265 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:03,625 KATE: Right this way. 266 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,666 (GROANING) Oh, God. 267 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:11,041 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 268 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,083 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 269 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,958 -(CELLPHONE PINGS) -GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted. 270 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,916 Something more rare than the Mandarin duck. 271 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,208 A Zobie sighting in the wilds of the Upper West. 272 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:25,166 Only a matter of time before they left their nest. 273 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,500 But where do you think they fall on the food chain? 274 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,500 Guess we'll find out, 275 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,958 since something tells me they're about to be eaten alive. 276 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:36,083 They're allowed to hang. It doesn't mean anything. 277 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:36,875 Yeah, he said he was going to bed. 278 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,416 He didn't say with who or where-- 279 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,416 Are you trying to incite a riot? 280 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:45,291 Yes! Jules, you can't let them get away with this. Quash her. 281 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,875 You're the queen, right? You can do it. 282 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:47,958 We don't do hierarchies, remember? This-- 283 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,791 Only because everyone already knows who's on top. 284 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:54,416 Yeah, they did. Show them. Smite her. Smite her now. 285 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,791 -♪ (POP SONG PLAYING) ♪ -Oh, fine. 286 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,041 -What are you doing? -A little FlashbackFriday. 287 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,250 It's more chartreuse than a moss, 288 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,000 but I don't think anyone will notice 289 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,666 with the right filter. 290 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,833 AKI MENZIES: So you're gonna pretend that he's with you right now 291 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:10,916 instead of with her? 292 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,041 -Yeah, won't Obie bust you? -He's not even on IG. 293 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,333 (PHONE PINGS) 294 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,083 NICK: I'm glad you feel she's settling in okay. 295 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,666 She didn't quite love her old school. 296 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:29,708 (CELLPHONE VIBRATING) 297 00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:32,333 One of my favorite things about Zoya 298 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,125 is she's one of the only students 299 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,541 -who seems happy to be physically here. -(CELLPHONE VIBRATING) 300 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,458 Honestly, I think homeschool was worse for me than for her. 301 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:41,208 She had to teach me Pythagorean theorem. 302 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,708 Still not clear on it, by the way. 303 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,958 -(CHUCKLES) -(CELLPHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) 304 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,666 Uh... Do you need to get that? 305 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:49,500 Yeah, let me just make sure 306 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:53,541 it's not, like, the police or my mother. 307 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,750 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 308 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:13,500 Just some Times alerts. Um... Where were we? 309 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,791 Crisis "O" averted. 310 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,958 The Ju-lions are already mauling GG. 311 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,458 Before you know it, that bitch will be spammed out of existence 312 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:22,125 even more swiftly than Scooter. 313 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,375 LUNA: I'll bet Gossip Girl takes that one down. 314 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,041 But the next pic she gets of them, 315 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,375 you won't be able to spin. 316 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,625 -What are you saying? -One down, one to go. 317 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,791 Shuffle off that Buffal-hoe. Hmm? 318 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,208 -I can't do that. -MONET: It's you or her, babe. 319 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,166 No one follows a brand ambassador for failure. 320 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,583 Don't do it for your brand. 321 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,541 Do it for yourself. 322 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,500 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 323 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,833 -Mom. It's 7:30. -(KIKI HOPE GROANS) 324 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:56,833 -Mom. -What? 325 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,833 -Here. -Thank you. (SIGHS) 326 00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:02,875 -So, I got you something. -KIKI: Hmm? 327 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:07,083 Well, I rented it. It's, um, it's Halston Heritage. 328 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,791 I know you used to wear it. 329 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,375 -Did somebody die? -Ask your closet. 330 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,208 This is life. 331 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,541 Audrey, it's too early for jokes. 332 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,541 AUDREY: What happened last night? 333 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,416 The parent-teacher conferences? 334 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,875 (SIGHS) I... 335 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:28,916 couldn't go. 336 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:32,916 Sorry. You know, 337 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,958 you've been going there since you were in kindergarten, 338 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,208 and every year, they say the same thing. 339 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:41,916 "Audrey is brilliant," and "Audrey is wonderful." 340 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,416 Don't you like hearing these things? 341 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,166 Of course I do. 342 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,625 AUDREY: So I thought you could wear this tonight 343 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:48,833 to the fundraiser? 344 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,125 Black Tie for Classroom Supplies, 345 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:53,916 -do you not remember? -I do remember. 346 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,333 I remember that we talked about it. 347 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,083 And I already told you that I can't go. 348 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,666 Okay? I have a dinner for work. 349 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,666 And I donated. And that's what matters. 350 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,041 Mom, I'm student chair. This is important to me. 351 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,833 Is your father gonna be there? 352 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:12,875 No, I didn't invite him. 353 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,000 Look, it's not-- It's... 354 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,666 -It's not even about him. -I know. 355 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,916 -I don't wanna see her, either. -She was my assistant. 356 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,041 You know, she was my friend. 357 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:28,166 She came to our house for dinners. 358 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:32,208 We went on vacation with her. She sat in our living room, 359 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,500 and she said to me, "I wish I had a family just like yours." 360 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,416 -And then she stole it. -AUDREY: (WHISPERS) I know. 361 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,625 She won't be there. 362 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,583 I will. 363 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,750 -Mom, please. -Yeah. 364 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,000 AUDREY: Please just do it for me? Just this one-- Just this once? 365 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,041 (WHISPERS) Okay. 366 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,750 -AUDREY: (WHISPERS) Okay? -(WHISPERS) Okay. 367 00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:52,541 (WHISPERS) Fine. 368 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,000 How did it go last night? 369 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,208 I was asleep by the time you got in. 370 00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,541 I met your teachers. They seem to like you. 371 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,208 Ms. Keller, especially. 372 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,541 Yeah, she's great. She reads everything. 373 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,708 She even has us act out chapters, like a play. 374 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,750 Right now we're doing Things Fall Apart. 375 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,041 I hope you get to see that through. 376 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,291 -Headmistress Burton? -Says the school board agrees 377 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,666 a scholarship scandal would be less than ideal, 378 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:31,041 given "the current climate" and "the student in question." 379 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,791 She made it very clear you're still under strict probation. 380 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,750 If they find a reason to take it away from you, 381 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,541 any reason at all, they'll use it. 382 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,500 I will be perfect. 383 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,333 I promise. 384 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,416 Let's discuss how we define that word. 385 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:53,541 He-- He showed up unannounced. 386 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,208 I can't control what other people do. 387 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,916 I don't care about what he did. All I care about is you. 388 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,750 Right now, anything that distracts you 389 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,375 from keeping your head down and staying out of trouble 390 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,333 is bad news. 391 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,083 We clear? 392 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,375 I got you a Yeti! It's orange, so you don't confuse it with mine-- 393 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,791 Whoa, crazy eyes. 394 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,750 -What's going on? -I didn't sleep. 395 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,041 They were throwing bricks through my window all night. 396 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:23,958 They found out it was you? 397 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,958 Of course not! Proverbial bricks. 398 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,458 (EXHALES) 399 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,458 Look. 400 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:32,916 What? There's nothing here. 401 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,791 That's because our posts are "under review." 402 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,458 They flagged all of them as inappropriate! 403 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:38,333 -Who? -The Ju-legion, 404 00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,583 or whatever they're called. 405 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:42,375 Ju-lions. They're clever, I'll give them that. 406 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,291 Well, I'm locked out of posting because of it. 407 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,083 And look at all our tags! 408 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 They're trying to drive me insane! 409 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,875 And it looks like it's working. 410 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,166 We have to get control back. 411 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,583 If Gossip Girl's canceled, we're back in danger. 412 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:58,500 Have you spoken to Martine? She can't get a job anywhere! 413 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,333 There's nothing objectionable that's been posted. 414 00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,500 The account will be un-flagged by the end of the day. 415 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,791 -Just keep it together. Breathe. -Easy for you to say. 416 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,208 I'm the one on the front lines here, 417 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,083 and trying to keep up is exhausting. 418 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,333 Do you know how hard her voice is? 419 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,000 I thought it would be simple, but it's not. 420 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,166 It's incredibly specific, okay? It's like if E. M. Forster 421 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,083 got roofied by Dorothy Parker and Jacqueline Susann. 422 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,958 I mean, it takes focus and determination and-- 423 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,333 Um... Kate. Just get to class. (CHUCKLES) 424 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:28,250 This will blow over, I promise. Just don't give the game away. 425 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,541 This is our first test. We can pass it. 426 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,041 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 427 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,416 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 428 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:43,833 AUDREY: Hey. 429 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,708 Spring in your step, JC. Things are looking up. 430 00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,291 You put Gossip Girl on notice, 431 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,083 my mom is showing up for me tonight... 432 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,708 and my boyfriend is looking at shirtless photos of our Classics teacher? 433 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:59,416 -Uh... It's not what you think. -MAX WOLFE: No, it's exactly what you think. 434 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,625 AKI: He's going fishing. 435 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,041 AUDREY: I thought teachers were private? 436 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:05,833 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Only the ones who think privacy is still a thing. 437 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:07,416 He's just trying to orchestrate another Rafa run-in. 438 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,833 This Wolfe thinks he can huff and puff and blow this man. 439 00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:14,125 -(SCOFFS) -AKI: His words, not mine. 440 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,583 MAX: Bingo! I would know those tiles anywhere. 441 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,125 Tenth Street Baths. September 7th. 442 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,416 Tuesday, of course. Men only. 443 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,916 Just like today. I could use a bath. 444 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,375 -And a bath buddy. -Unsubscribe. 445 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,500 -Yeah, hard pass. -You were half right. 446 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,500 -So I'll meet you back here at 3:00? -Not interested. 447 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,666 Of course you are. 448 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:37,083 JULIEN CALLOWAY: I'm gonna go find Obie. 449 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,041 Let's go. 450 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,083 AUDREY: My least favorite three words? 451 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:47,541 "You were right." Kiki is going through it about my dad. 452 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:48,916 -Maybe you should give it-- -No! 453 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:49,958 Why can't you just be happy for me? 454 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,958 No advice. I already took care of it. 455 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,333 She's coming to the fundraiser. 456 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:56,166 And now, I just need to talk to my dad 457 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,875 and make sure that he doesn't. 458 00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:01,375 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 459 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:15,791 Hi. So, I just want you to know that I got it. 460 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,708 Message received. Loud and clear. 461 00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:19,958 -What message is that? -That I fucked up. 462 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,791 I was petty and cruel and jealous, 463 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,875 and for no reason, which makes it even worse. 464 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:26,958 I know you're in protest mode right now, 465 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:29,958 but whenever you're ready to just 466 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:31,625 put this little break thing behind us, 467 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,000 -I'm here. Lesson learned. -Jules. 468 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,833 I thought I made it clear. This is not a break. 469 00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,625 Okay? We broke up. 470 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,166 -No we didn't, not really. -OBIE: Maybe you didn't. 471 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,375 Look, when's the last time it was fun between us? 472 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,166 When's the last time we made each other laugh? I-- 473 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,916 (SIGHS) I care about you. 474 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,333 I always will. I know that you know that. 475 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:55,750 Okay? But the rest has been done for a long time. 476 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:58,458 And somebody just needed to make it official. 477 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:03,291 (GASPS) 478 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:13,166 Hey, so, I got to thinking about what we could do on Friday. 479 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,916 Oh, shit, I forgot to, uh, forgot to ask you out. 480 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,333 -Um... Hey, would you like-- -(CHUCKLES) Obie... 481 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,041 Uh-oh. Ellipses, okay. 482 00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:23,708 It's-- It's not that I don't want to hang. 483 00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:24,750 OBIE: Cool. I don't wanna "hang" either. 484 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:29,000 Go on a date. It's just now is a really bad time. 485 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,875 I promised I would stay away from any drama, 486 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,041 and you and I, believe it or not, are... (SCOFFS) 487 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,875 ...a Greek tragedy waiting to happen. 488 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,666 So, that's a-- that's a no? 489 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:41,125 Thing is, you a-- and Julien-- 490 00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,375 OBIE: There's no me and Julien. 491 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,041 All right? There hasn't been for a long time, 492 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,958 long before you got here. I was just... 493 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,416 afraid to say it out loud. But now that I have, I'm, um... 494 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,416 I'm free, and I want to spend that free time with you. 495 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,875 You don't understand. I'm not like everyone else here. 496 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:01,750 I can't just do what I want. 497 00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:05,458 Being here is conditional. 498 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:07,666 But-- But would you want to go out 499 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:10,083 in a universe where sisters and scholarships... 500 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:14,541 -don't exist? -And what world is that? 501 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:17,666 What if I could find a way for us to go on a date, and not... 502 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,083 at the same time? 503 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,250 If you found some magical way to be on a date with me 504 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,916 without anyone in the world knowing... 505 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,041 -Mm. -...then sure. 506 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,250 -But that's impossible. -Whoa. 507 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,416 This smile that you like so much can do anything. 508 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,291 So, just wait. 509 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,208 (CHUCKLES) 510 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,500 (SIGHS) If Obie wants to consort with the enemy, 511 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,625 we'll cut him out, too. 512 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,625 -AKI: He's my best friend. -You wanna be next? 513 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:46,708 I don't want Obie out of my life. 514 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:50,458 -I never wanted that. -You're better off without him. 515 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:53,375 No. No, you are definitely not better off without him. 516 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,166 Please tell me that you two made up. 517 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,125 -I'm out of hashtags. -Not only did we not make up, 518 00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:01,708 but he ended it with me for good. 519 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:04,625 Okay, it gives us zero pleasure to say this to you right now, 520 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,333 -but-- -Phase One is complete. 521 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:10,041 Gossip Girl's on her way out. But Phase Two? That's Zoya. 522 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,916 If you want Obie back, she has to be banished. 523 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,250 What? No. I brought her here. 524 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,625 I'm the only one to blame for that. 525 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:17,166 And if she were to leave, 526 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,458 Obie would just pine after her like the puppy he is. 527 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,750 But if he were to lose interest... 528 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:27,875 How? He's already seen her, and he's still in it. 529 00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:30,708 What if instead of driving her away from here, 530 00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:35,416 we drive him away from her? I need to talk to Gossip Girl. 531 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,000 Oh no. Honey, honey, she's cancelled. 532 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,000 Which is why she'll help. 533 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:42,791 I'll un-cancel her on one condition: 534 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,333 she brings me the juiciest dirt on Little Z. 535 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,375 GG works for me now. 536 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:49,833 ♪ ("DORA" BY TIERRA WHACK PLAYING) ♪ 537 00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:50,625 ♪ Open the Dora... ♪ 538 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:52,375 Something's going on with Audrey. 539 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,000 She doesn't seem to want to talk to me anymore. 540 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,666 Like really talk. 541 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,500 And when she wants to have sex, she doesn't... wanna have it with me. 542 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,541 I don't know what to do. 543 00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,916 Has she said anything to you? 544 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,208 Dude, go to Equinox if you want to talk, okay? 545 00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:12,916 Here, we cruise. 546 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:17,708 AKI: You're stalking a teacher. 547 00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,416 This is stalking. You know that, right? 548 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,833 Okay, how many times do I have to explain this to you? 549 00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,416 A man only selfies his bi-weekly bathhouse visit 550 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,250 if he wants to be found. 551 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:30,250 I can't believe you talked me into this. 552 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:37,708 Well, then you're gonna be really surprised 553 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:39,625 at what I'm gonna ask you to do next. 554 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,333 Do I have your consent? 555 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,166 My consent for what? 556 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:45,583 For whatever. 557 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,416 Oh, you want to make him jealous? 558 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,583 MAX: Yeah. 559 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:58,500 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 560 00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:15,583 Did it work? 561 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,833 Yeah. Better than I imagined. 562 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,291 -MAX: Leaving so soon? -Did you follow me here? 563 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,125 -Are you trying to get me fired? -Of course not. No. 564 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,875 I mean it, Max. You can't be doing this sort of stuff. 565 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,708 Because you're not interested? 566 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,791 Or because you are? 567 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:38,250 -You should still be at school. -So should you. 568 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:47,625 Should we follow him and do it again? 569 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,791 JORDAN: There's gotta be something... 570 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,708 we can give her. 571 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:57,666 I'm telling you, there's nothing. 572 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,333 Zoya Lott is squeaky fucking clean. 573 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,500 Which is good, 'cause I don't wanna destroy her anyway. 574 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,041 JORDAN: We have no choice. 575 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:08,125 We're getting so many hate DMs, we might as well be de Blasio. 576 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:10,791 Maybe we should post something juicy to distract them? 577 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,375 And what would that be, Reema? 578 00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:15,833 Jasper Kincaid got stuck in a subway grate on the way to school? 579 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,166 Because that's the only thing we got today. 580 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,208 And Jasper is 12. 581 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:20,958 This was working. 582 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:23,916 The account's unflagged, just like I said it would be. 583 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,833 Th-- This is just standard growing pains. 584 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:27,041 You know as well as I do 585 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,083 that if we don't give Julien what she wants, that's it. 586 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:31,833 (DOOR OPENING) 587 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,833 -ZOYA LOTT: Hi, uh, Miss Keller? -KATE: Zoya! 588 00:27:34,916 --> 00:27:36,291 What are you doing up here? 589 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,625 (CHUCKLES) Headmistress Burton told me to volunteer 590 00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:40,500 for fundraiser prep. 591 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,541 So I need anything to stay on her good side. 592 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:46,541 -Here I am, reporting for duty. -(KATE CHUCKLES) 593 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,916 So many hyphens! 594 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,875 It's like no one in this town has a normal name. 595 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:57,541 -(CHUCKLES) Like Zoya? -(CHUCKLES) Says Kate Keller. 596 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,625 (BOTH LAUGH) 597 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:01,125 Zoya means "life." 598 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:03,708 I looked it up. 599 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:04,750 What about Kate? 600 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:09,791 "Pure." Like, uh, Saint Catherine of Alexandria. 601 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:11,833 You seem pure. 602 00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:14,000 You don't know me very well. (CHUCKLING) 603 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,458 Just from the last hour, 604 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:16,708 I know you better than anybody else here. 605 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,916 What about your, uh, cousin? 606 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,750 Sister. 607 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,291 Half. Um... 608 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,666 I don't know her at all. 609 00:28:30,791 --> 00:28:31,625 Um... 610 00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:33,958 Do you wanna talk about it? 611 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,208 I moved here for her. You know, to get to know her. 612 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,833 To connect with the closest thing to my mother there is. 613 00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:43,666 But nothing's working out. 614 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,791 I feel like I don't belong here. 615 00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:51,166 And on top of everything, 616 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:54,166 I took a scholarship from someone who deserved it. 617 00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,166 The one-act you submitted with your application 618 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,208 was outstanding. 619 00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:01,666 The talk of the English department. 620 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:03,666 You deserve to be here. 621 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:07,416 So, okay, it's not all happening as quickly as you thought, 622 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,500 but... 623 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,416 feeling like you don't belong at a place like this, 624 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,333 maybe that's a good thing? 625 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,833 I mean... Doesn't even matter. 626 00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:18,708 We couldn't go back even if we wanted to. 627 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:20,541 Go back? 628 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,166 I'm not supposed to say anything, 629 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:28,125 but my old school wasn't such a great place for me. 630 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,458 And if I get kicked out of here too... 631 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:33,708 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 632 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,125 Thank you for talking with me, Miss Keller. 633 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,500 It really means a lot. 634 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:49,916 What? 635 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,875 -Spit it out! -KATE: I don't know if I should. 636 00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:58,000 Something happened at Zoya's old school. 637 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:00,500 -What do you mean? What? -I don't know. 638 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,458 But I think she got kicked out because of it. 639 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:05,958 The great thing about working in admin 640 00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,708 is knowing other people in admin are as bored as you are. 641 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:12,166 It's time for a little quid pro corruption. 642 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:16,958 ♪ ("FREAK" BY DOJA CAT PLAYING) ♪ 643 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,166 GOSSIP GIRL: Good evening, followers. 644 00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,333 Gossip Girl here. 645 00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:26,208 Back with a vengeance, and not a moment too soon. 646 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:29,791 Are you primped and prepped for the night's philanthropy? 647 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:30,875 Due to recent events, 648 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:34,833 I'm feeling a little less than charitable myself. 649 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:38,375 But I never like to spoil an appetite before dessert. 650 00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:41,625 ♪ Freak like me... ♪ 651 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,916 GOSSIP GIRL: Revenge is a dish best served bold, after all. 652 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,083 So while you pretend to be touched for your 1040s, 653 00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:50,750 I will be right behind you, 654 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:55,541 your own Internal Revelation Service, 655 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,916 waiting to bring you in and take you down. 656 00:30:58,833 --> 00:30:59,958 Think you burned me? 657 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,375 Think again. 658 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,750 Watch the skies. 659 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:05,833 I'm coming. 660 00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:06,791 ♪ Kinda like seesaw ♪ 661 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,875 ♪ Up and down on the D Give it to him ♪ 662 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:13,000 -♪ Freak like me ♪ -♪ Need a freak like me ♪ 663 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:19,083 ♪ You want a good girl That does bad things to you ♪ 664 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,375 ♪ You never been with no one ♪ 665 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:25,416 ♪ As nasty as me ♪ 666 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,208 ♪ Spice up your life... ♪ 667 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,208 Since I assume she's the one who invited us, 668 00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:31,916 need I remind you your Headmistress will be there? 669 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,333 Don't worry, Dad. 670 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:35,958 I'll be on my best behavior. 671 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,416 ♪ ("PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER" BY PAUL ANKA PLAYING) ♪ 672 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:42,416 ♪ Put your head On my shoulder... ♪ 673 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,916 I did two laps, she's not here. 674 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,083 I was waiting out there for 20 minutes. 675 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,541 Aki, Audrey! How are you both tonight? 676 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:50,041 Depends on my fucking mom. 677 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,791 AKI: (CHUCKLES) Good to see you, sir. 678 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,791 It's good to see you both. 679 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,250 Even Davis is here. If Keeks blows this off, 680 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,500 I swear to God, I'm emancipating. 681 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,625 She'll be here. You got ahold of your dad, right? 682 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,416 Yeah, we texted. All clear. 683 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,750 Why are you sweating? Are you okay? 684 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,833 (SIGHS) I had too much time in the steam room. 685 00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:09,208 You need to cool down. And I need a drink. 686 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,000 Sorry, Miss Hope. I'm not packing tonight. 687 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,250 I need to stay focused. 688 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:14,625 There's a silent auction item with my name on it. 689 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,708 -Another blank prescription pad? -MAX: Mm-hmm. 690 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:19,333 Private Tour of New York's Picassos. 691 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:20,791 With a certain Classics scholar. 692 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,625 Aki tell you what happened this afternoon? 693 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,625 Nothing happened. Nothing at all. 694 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,041 Aki, do not be shy, okay? 695 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:32,166 He helped me pick out these fantastic Ferragamos. 696 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,000 ♪ ("SOMEONE AIN'T RIGHT" BY DORIS TROY PLAYING) ♪ 697 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:40,041 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 698 00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:42,333 ♪ That someone is you ♪ 699 00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:45,500 ♪ 'Cause you ain't Treatin' me right ♪ 700 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:46,791 ♪ Get stuck together... ♪ 701 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:49,625 -Hey. You made it. -Yeah. 702 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:52,333 Well, I didn't really have a choice. 703 00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:55,250 The school sent tickets, so attendance wasn't exactly optional. 704 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,250 I mean, this whole thing is crazy. 705 00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,666 Yeah, it's a little over the top. 706 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,583 Sure, but raising money to buy class supplies 707 00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:04,166 for disadvantaged kids sounds like a good move, no? 708 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,208 I don't know. I'm just glad our tickets were free. 709 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,666 -♪ That someone is you ♪ -Yeah... 710 00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:10,583 ♪ 'Cause you ain't Treatin' me right ♪ 711 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:12,541 ♪ Don't think you're clever... ♪ 712 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:13,916 -You bought our tickets. -(LAUGHS) 713 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,833 I did tell you I would find a way for us 714 00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:18,916 to have our first date without anybody knowing, so... 715 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:23,375 Hiding in plain sight. Okay. Nice move. 716 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,250 -Yeah. Thank you. -(CHUCKLES) 717 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,250 I even got you the seat right behind me, 718 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:29,333 so we'd be back-to-back, not side-by-side. But... 719 00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:30,833 well, apparently, I'm a terrible person-- 720 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:33,875 No. No. You're a good person. A really good person. 721 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,958 -Show my back to yours? -♪ (SONG PLAYING CONTINUES) ♪ 722 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,625 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(ELEVATOR DINGING) 723 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:46,833 Mom. 724 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:49,208 We said 8:00. I was pretty specific-- 725 00:33:49,291 --> 00:33:51,041 Relax, Audrey. I'm here, aren't I? 726 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,041 -What happened to the Halston? -I'm a grown woman. 727 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:54,583 I think I know how to dress myself, thank you. 728 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:55,916 -Ms. Hope, you look stunning. -Lovely to see you, Akeno. 729 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,625 -I'm gonna go find the bar. -Should you really-- 730 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,708 One drink won't kill me, but this party might. 731 00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:03,291 Looks like she's already had a few. 732 00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:07,666 Vodka soda. Light soda. 733 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:11,916 KATE: Mr. Lott? 734 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,750 Kate Keller. Zoya's English teacher. 735 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,291 We met yesterday. 736 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:18,041 If I couldn't remember you from yesterday... 737 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:20,333 Uh... (CHUCKLES) Force of habit. 738 00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:21,791 Most parents don't remember us a minute later. 739 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:25,583 Well, I'm Nick. And I remember you. 740 00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:26,541 So, what're you doing here? 741 00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:29,416 They make us work it, if you can believe it. 742 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,916 I'm supposed to guide people to their seats, 743 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,666 but most of the men put their hands on my back 744 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:37,000 in a really inappropriate way. 745 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,708 In that case, 746 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,708 how about you take me a very long way 747 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:46,541 so you don't have to walk anyone else all night? 748 00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,958 Follow me. And don't get dizzy, we're gonna make some loops. 749 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:51,708 -(NICK CHUCKLING) -(ELEVATOR DINGING) 750 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,583 Are you gonna spill the GG tea or what? 751 00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:55,875 I told you, that info is for Obie only. 752 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:56,666 It's a precision strike, and I only have one shot. 753 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,500 I can't afford you blowing it. 754 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:02,125 I just need to get him alone. Thank God Zoya won't be-- 755 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,791 OBIE: Okay, but the fact that everybody here 756 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:10,166 is trying to do a good thing, 757 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,625 I mean, that's gotta count for something. 758 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:13,750 If you took the money being spent on the food, 759 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:16,458 the booze, the space, not to mention the clothes, 760 00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:17,875 and you just gave it directly to the kids, 761 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,291 imagine how far that would go. 762 00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:22,166 But, hey, if it takes liquoring up some society types 763 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,791 to get them to open up their wallets, then so be it. 764 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:27,208 -Who am I to judge? -Oh... 765 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,791 -JULIEN: Zoya! -Jules. I don't think-- 766 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,958 Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with you. 767 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:34,041 -What are you doing here? -ZOYA: I was invited. 768 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,750 -JULIEN: With your dad? -Of course. 769 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:37,333 My dad's here, too. 770 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,791 -You still haven't told him? -I didn't think you'd be here. 771 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:43,000 I didn't think your dad could've-- would buy a ticket. 772 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:44,416 Can we just call off whatever it is we're doing here, 773 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:48,125 -and make sure that they don't meet? -I'm not "doing" anything. 774 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,708 What your dad knows or doesn't has nothing to do with me. 775 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:52,416 I'm already on thin ice with my own as it is. 776 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,208 I don't think you understand what a big deal this is, 777 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:55,125 or how much my dad hates your dad. 778 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,833 Well, I guess we're gonna find out, huh? 779 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,166 (SIGHS) 780 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,875 What the fuck are you doing here? 781 00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,791 -Davis. -(SIGHS) 782 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:13,208 Dad, I can explain. 783 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:17,791 You know why he's here? 784 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:20,083 Everyone knows why. Especially your daughter. 785 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,708 Do you want to tell him, or should I? 786 00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:23,625 (DAVIS CALLOWAY SCOFFING) 787 00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:25,208 AKI: What are you doing? 788 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:28,541 MAX: Taking note of the competition so I can take them out. 789 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:30,000 Okay, so Calista Hernandez, 790 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,625 she always caps at 5k, so that's done. 791 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:36,166 Camille de Haan will beg off for some of my dad's house seats 792 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,041 to The Music Man, she's got a thing for Sutton Foster. 793 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:42,750 -What? You jealous or something? -Of course not. 794 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,958 I'd-- I'd just appreciate it if you didn't tell Audrey-- 795 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:48,125 Oh, look, I do not know what is going on between you two, 796 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:50,291 but I shouldn't be in the middle of it. 797 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:54,291 Unless you want me to be. 798 00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,875 -(LAUGHS) -(KIKI TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 799 00:36:57,958 --> 00:37:01,250 I'm sorry. Oh, my God! Oh. Oh! 800 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:07,416 God, I... hate these shoes. 801 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,750 Wait a minute, I-- I don't understand. 802 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,458 You did all this behind my back? 803 00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,916 -Behind both of ours. -Zoya had a hand in this, too. 804 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,500 -I didn't act alone. -You two have been in contact? 805 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,375 For years. 806 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:19,208 I asked you never to do this. 807 00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:20,958 I told you if you ever wanted to know about her to come to me first. 808 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:23,750 -I did. -No, that's not true. 809 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,500 It is true, Dad. You didn't listen. 810 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:28,208 -I asked like a dozen times. -Why would you say that? 811 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,958 -I-- I would remember. -Maybe. Maybe not. 812 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,208 It was before you got sober. 813 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:34,291 And after that, I was just scared to ask. 814 00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:37,625 I didn't want to set you off. You'd worked so hard. 815 00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,916 You're sober? 816 00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:43,916 (SIGHS) I'm so disappointed in you. 817 00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:47,333 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 818 00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:49,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 819 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:52,000 -AKI: Audrey. -Mm. 820 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:53,291 Have you seen your mom? 821 00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:55,083 Of course not. She finally shows up to something 822 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:56,916 and then promptly disappears. Surprise, surprise. 823 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,291 No. Like, have you seen your mom? 824 00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:01,333 -(KIKI TALKING INDISTINCTLY) -Oh, sweet Jesus. What happened? 825 00:38:04,541 --> 00:38:06,291 Oh, God, Audrey. Thank God. 826 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:11,041 Why did you make me come here? These people are so rude. 827 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:13,708 Do you know how many people asked me where my husband was? 828 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,416 Like they don't mainline Page Six every morning. 829 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,416 -Maybe we should just go. -You did so much work 830 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,333 to get me here. And where're we gonna go? 831 00:38:20,416 --> 00:38:22,291 -Home. -Home. (LAUGHS) 832 00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,375 Not for long, Audrey. 833 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:28,291 Hi. Can I get a vodka soda, no soda? 834 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,333 Maybe you should not be mixing your meds 835 00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:31,416 -with that stuff-- -That's not really a thing. 836 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,166 Darling, you don't have to worry about that. (SCREAMS) 837 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,791 God! (LAUGHS) 838 00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:39,583 You make such a comfortable chair. 839 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,625 -Mom, please just go home. -Ms. Hope, we're just trying-- 840 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:46,375 I am Mrs. Hope to you, Akeno. I'm still Mrs. fucking Hope. 841 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:50,083 -Ow! Ow, that really hurts. -GUEST: Oh, let me look at that. 842 00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:51,583 -I'm a doctor. -KIKI: You are? 843 00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:53,166 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 844 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:04,875 You okay? 845 00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:08,458 Weirdly, yeah. 846 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:10,750 This whole night is not what I expected. 847 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:11,833 Yeah, um... 848 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,750 Look, speaking of unexpected things, 849 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,291 what would you say to... 850 00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:20,250 slipping out of here for an hour? 851 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:24,916 Come on, you're supposed to not cause a scene, right? 852 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,708 If you hang around here... 853 00:39:26,791 --> 00:39:29,541 you might be dragged into one even if you don't want to be. 854 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:30,833 I'll have you back in an hour. 855 00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:32,833 All right? Nobody will even notice that we're gone. 856 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:35,291 ♪ (MILD LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 857 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:49,625 Excuse me. 858 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,666 (ELEVATOR DINGING) 859 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:57,458 (ELEVATOR DINGING) 860 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,250 MONET: (CHUCKLING) It's so good. 861 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,416 LUNA: (CHUCKLING) Oh, these are gorge. 862 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,250 I'm gonna make it my lock screen. 863 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:08,083 You were right. 864 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,291 I never should've brought her here. 865 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:12,291 -What was I thinking? -What were you thinking? 866 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,250 My dad might never talk to me again. 867 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,041 After all he's been through, I'm causing him more pain, 868 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:17,166 and for what? 869 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,041 Everything was better before she came. 870 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,416 -She has to go. -Glad to have you back, JC. 871 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,500 Where's Obie? I need to show him something. 872 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,500 He left... with her. 873 00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:32,291 Then we move to Plan Z. 874 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,375 They'll have a hard time dating when one of them's grounded till 2026. 875 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,791 (CHUCKLING) You can't be serious. 876 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,125 I listened to what you said. All right? 877 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,958 And if only a fraction of tonight's money 878 00:40:49,041 --> 00:40:50,583 is actually going towards kids getting school supplies, 879 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:53,000 why not just cut out the middle man and do it ourselves? 880 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:55,333 Good evening, Mr. Williams. 881 00:40:55,416 --> 00:40:56,666 Thank you for opening back up for us. 882 00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:58,375 We're gonna be doing an obscene amount of shopping tonight. 883 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:01,708 Like you said on the phone. Let's see the card. 884 00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:08,833 (CHUCKLING) This'd better be real. 885 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:11,333 -I'm with you, Mr. Williams. -♪ (INQUISITIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 886 00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,375 -GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted. -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 887 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:15,416 Noble O and Lil' Z ditching the big event 888 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,916 for some late night charity of their own. 889 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,875 Has the unthinkable occurred? 890 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:22,125 Has JC been officially subbed out 891 00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:23,833 for her Samaritan sis? 892 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:27,416 Or is this just another twist in their Upper East of Eden? 893 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,125 Your move, JC. 894 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,916 Better check your mate before she takes your king. 895 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,500 (CELLPHONE PINGS) 896 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:48,416 (CELLPHONE CHIMING) 897 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,541 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 898 00:41:57,625 --> 00:41:59,208 -DAVIS: Did you just leave? -Dad-- 899 00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,375 DAVIS: You lied to me. 900 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:03,041 You lied to the school. Gave her my scholarship! 901 00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:04,833 Publicly shamed her? And for what? 902 00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:07,875 -This isn't like you. -You're right. It's not. 903 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,041 But I'm not the bad guy, 904 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,375 and she's not as innocent as she looks. 905 00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:12,375 Meet us here, and bring him with you. 906 00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:13,958 That way, you can both see for yourselves 907 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:16,208 who Zoya really is. 908 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:25,375 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 909 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:39,750 (SIGHS) 910 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,416 Mr. Caparros. Maximus Wolfe, your highest bidder. 911 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:47,333 -(SCOFFS) -Hope you're worth every penny. 912 00:42:47,416 --> 00:42:50,333 Flattering that you went to so much trouble, Mr. Wolfe. 913 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:52,375 Should have read the fine print. 914 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:55,166 Auction items are off-limits to students. 915 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,375 But I'm sure your dads will love their tour. 916 00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:01,375 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 917 00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:04,041 Maybe I have been going about this the wrong way. 918 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,250 Maybe I should be very, very direct. 919 00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:11,541 I have heard about you. 920 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:12,291 And I have a lot of questions 921 00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:14,041 that I need answered pretty soon, 922 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,958 or I might explode. 923 00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:20,041 I would think someone like you likes edging. 924 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:22,625 Oh, I love it, when I know that's what I'm doing. 925 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:25,125 I think it's safe to say that you'll be edging 926 00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:27,166 -a long time. -How long? 927 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,375 (SCOFFS) Till graduation. 928 00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:31,541 I told you. I don't fuck my students. 929 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,666 And what happens after graduation? 930 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:51,375 (KIKI GRUNTING) 931 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:52,958 Are you sure this is our car? 932 00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:54,666 I don't remember it looking like this. 933 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,166 It's a Lyft, Mom. They're all different. 934 00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:57,583 Well, that's not good for brand recognition. 935 00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,333 -Okay. -AKI: Jesus. 936 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:02,125 (SIGHS) 937 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,458 I don't even know what I was thinking. 938 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:05,583 I just wanted her to show up for me for a change. 939 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:06,958 (SIGHS) She tried. 940 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:08,708 -Maybe cut her a little slack-- -Slack? 941 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:12,500 Either she doesn't show up for me and I feel terrible, 942 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,291 or she does and I feel even worse. 943 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,833 There's no slack left, in either direction! 944 00:44:15,916 --> 00:44:17,625 I just think something's going on. 945 00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:18,833 The stuff that she said, 946 00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:20,583 -that's not normal behavior. -You don't know her. 947 00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:20,958 Maybe you don't know her either. 948 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,875 Jesus, Aki! 949 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:26,833 -Whose side are you on? -I'm on no one's side. 950 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:28,250 I'm just looking at this objectively. 951 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,166 I know, and that's awful. 952 00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,583 I need a fucking partner, Aki, not a peacemaker. 953 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:37,125 So, I don't know... 954 00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,041 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 955 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:41,583 I understand that you're mad. 956 00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:44,416 -But I don't think right here, right now is the time-- -You just did it again. 957 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,666 You can't help it. It's who you are. 958 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:50,583 And... I don't want to change you. I really don't. 959 00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:53,000 I just... 960 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:56,333 Audrey, wait. 961 00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:57,500 AUDREY: I don't... 962 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:01,833 I don't even know what I'm saying right now. I'm sorry. 963 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:02,750 (CAR ENGINE STARTING) 964 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:04,541 ♪ ("SATURDAYS" BY TWIN SHADOW PLAYING) ♪ 965 00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:10,541 ♪ This could be the last time ♪ 966 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,583 ♪ That could be the fault line Slipping away ♪ 967 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:14,416 ♪ This could be Your last line... ♪ 968 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,666 What school are we buying for? 969 00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,125 All of them? 970 00:45:19,208 --> 00:45:20,833 ♪ This might be the last ride ♪ 971 00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:24,500 ♪ Every road could fall Right under our feet ♪ 972 00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,458 ♪ I'm sinking to the ocean ♪ 973 00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:29,416 ♪ This will be a lost street ♪ 974 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:32,875 ♪ When you open your eyes It's like ♪ 975 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:39,083 ♪ Nothing's real ♪ 976 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:44,208 ♪ When you open your eyes It's like ♪ 977 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,875 ♪ Saturdays ♪ 978 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:49,916 ♪ When we dance in the dark ♪ 979 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,458 ♪ In the room Where it all gets real ♪ 980 00:45:54,541 --> 00:45:56,916 ♪ I know you know how it feels ♪ 981 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:59,416 ♪ Saturdays ♪ 982 00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:01,833 ♪ When we dance in the dark... ♪ 983 00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:04,333 I'm going after erasers! 984 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:12,333 What are you waiting for? Go inside! 985 00:46:12,416 --> 00:46:12,791 Fire the silver bullet! 986 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:19,458 No. 987 00:46:19,541 --> 00:46:22,625 What do you mean, "no"? Look at them, they're on a high! 988 00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:25,416 That's the best place to push someone off of! 989 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,583 I would never do this sort of thing with him. 990 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:30,791 He would offer, try to be spontaneous. 991 00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,625 I'd always say no. 992 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:35,458 -Well, yeah, because it's gross. -You don't understand. 993 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:39,125 I've been so stupid. 994 00:46:39,916 --> 00:46:40,708 DAVIS: Julien? 995 00:46:42,416 --> 00:46:44,041 Julien, what's going on? 996 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:46,666 -NICK: Where's my daughter? -Dad, I was wrong. She's not here. 997 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:49,000 -I'm sorry I made you-- -Dad? What're you doing here? 998 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:53,458 I tried to stop them-- 999 00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:55,666 NICK: How could you sneak out on me like this, Z? 1000 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:57,166 You know you're grounded. 1001 00:46:57,250 --> 00:47:01,250 I told you no more drama. No more lies. And here we are. 1002 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:03,208 Again. 1003 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,250 -Mr. Lott-- -I'm not talking to you, son. 1004 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,458 I thought you were trying to rebuild my trust. 1005 00:47:08,541 --> 00:47:10,000 More than that, I thought you wanted to. 1006 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:14,250 Dad, please. Okay? I'm sorry. I was just having a little fun. 1007 00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:15,416 And if Julien hadn't come here-- 1008 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,666 Do not blame your sister for this. 1009 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:20,166 Now she's my sister? 1010 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,375 -Of course she is, but-- -No, she's right. 1011 00:47:22,458 --> 00:47:23,833 We're not sisters. 1012 00:47:23,916 --> 00:47:26,166 You never wanted us to be, so we never were. 1013 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,916 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1014 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,666 Besides, a sister wouldn't do what I just did, right? 1015 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:35,583 Let's go. 1016 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:41,416 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 1017 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,333 AUDREY: Hi. 1018 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:24,833 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 1019 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:30,000 -I don't know what came over me. -It's fine. 1020 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:32,125 No. I do. I do know what... 1021 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:39,125 I haven't been completely honest with you. 1022 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:43,166 The trip to Laos wasn't to check on the factories. 1023 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:44,291 It was to close them. 1024 00:48:45,541 --> 00:48:45,833 -(SIGHS) -What? 1025 00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,291 We're filing for Chapter 11 this week. 1026 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,583 -I tried to push it off. -I... 1027 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:58,333 -I had no idea. -Oh, I didn't want you to know. 1028 00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:01,000 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1029 00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:03,208 And once I told you, then it'd be real. 1030 00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:05,208 AUDREY: Well, um... 1031 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,250 It's gonna be okay. I know it will. 1032 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,416 Yeah. Maybe. 1033 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,791 A lot of things are gonna have to change. (SIGHS) 1034 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:18,458 They're already changing, Mom. 1035 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:21,708 Come here. 1036 00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:23,583 It's okay. 1037 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:32,333 I thought you were leaving. 1038 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:34,000 Yeah, sorry. I couldn't find my tie. 1039 00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:37,000 Thank you, by the way. I was pretty pent up. 1040 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,416 I could tell. 1041 00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:42,041 Guess I was, too. 1042 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:47,500 Hey, don't tell anyone anything about this, okay? 1043 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:49,083 Okay. 1044 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:02,416 (WHISPERS) Fuck. 1045 00:50:09,291 --> 00:50:12,791 -I know what you're gonna say-- -Actually, I don't think you do. 1046 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:20,250 (CLEARS THROAT) It was wrong to keep you and Zoya apart. 1047 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:23,000 When somebody wants something and you keep it from them, 1048 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,250 they only want more. 1049 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:27,500 And if they don't get it, 1050 00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:30,708 they act out and they do crazy things. 1051 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:33,250 Things that they never thought they were capable of. 1052 00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:36,458 The sort of stuff that I did when Nick took your mom from me. 1053 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:40,333 I was not my best self. And... 1054 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,875 that is the last thing that I want for you. 1055 00:50:49,291 --> 00:50:51,958 Now, I am still coming to terms 1056 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:54,916 with you bringing them back into our lives like this, 1057 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,083 but you connected with them for a reason. 1058 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:05,125 And I'm guessing that it has nothing to do with me 1059 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:07,000 or with Nick, and everything to do with your mom. 1060 00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:10,916 She would have loved that. 1061 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,333 (JULIEN SIGHS) 1062 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:22,000 This is so great. 1063 00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:24,708 Oh! Hey, where have you been? 1064 00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,333 We've been texting congrats all morning! 1065 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,916 -For what? -For whatever you did to Zoya last night. 1066 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,166 It worked. She's withdrawing from Constance. 1067 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:31,708 What? 1068 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:34,125 -When? -Right now. 1069 00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:34,958 Look. 1070 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,625 MONET: Where are you going? 1071 00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,000 I ordered Jell-O shots from Instagram. 1072 00:51:42,208 --> 00:51:44,750 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1073 00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:52,083 -JULIEN: Wait. -(SIGHS) 1074 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,291 -No, no. -Oh. my God! 1075 00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:54,625 JULIEN: I just-- 1076 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,333 -She's waiting for you, Mr. Lott. -NICK: Zoya, let's go. 1077 00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:58,208 Please don't make Zoya leave because of what I did. 1078 00:51:58,291 --> 00:52:01,416 He's not making me do anything. It was my decision. 1079 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:02,958 Look, I didn't come here to hurt anybody. Especially not you. 1080 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:08,791 I think it's best for all of us if I find a new school. 1081 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:12,041 Can we have a minute? 1082 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:19,250 You and me, we have a connection. 1083 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:22,333 It's why we did all this in the first place, right? 1084 00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:24,625 -ZOYA: I mean, yeah, but-- -But we blew it. 1085 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:27,666 Okay, mostly I blew it, but... 1086 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,083 (EXHALES) ...I'm not ready to give up yet. 1087 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:32,750 Don't leave. 1088 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,083 Julien Elizabeth. 1089 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,166 Zoya Jane. 1090 00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:44,166 If I were to stay-- if-- 1091 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,000 I'd need to be able to be honest about who I am... 1092 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,125 and what I want. 1093 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:56,416 Last night showed me something. 1094 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,458 I knew it the second I saw you in that store. 1095 00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:03,083 All Obie ever wanted was for me to share in what he cares about. 1096 00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:04,208 And I never could. 1097 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,333 But you do. 1098 00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:11,208 He and I don't fit anymore. It hurts, but... 1099 00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:14,375 I won't interfere. 1100 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:18,458 Not again. Say you'll stay. 1101 00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:19,208 Please? 1102 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:25,041 -Maybe. -No maybes. 1103 00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:28,458 "Maybe" sucks. I need a yes for a change. 1104 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,333 "Hell yes"? 1105 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:41,083 GOSSIP GIRL: You often hear it said, "People don't change." 1106 00:53:41,166 --> 00:53:44,666 They can grow, they can learn, but change? 1107 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,208 -Not gonna happen. -♪ ("ONCE UPON A TIME" BY SHAED PLAYING) ♪ 1108 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:49,708 GOSSIP GIRL: Why do we tell ourselves this? 1109 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:52,583 What safety is there in clinging to the belief 1110 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:56,291 that what makes us who we are needs to stay the same forever? 1111 00:53:56,375 --> 00:54:01,250 ♪ Once upon a time We were gonna fall in love ♪ 1112 00:54:01,333 --> 00:54:05,583 GOSSIP GIRL: The world around us changes each second. And yet... 1113 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:06,958 ♪ We were so sure... ♪ 1114 00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:09,958 GOSSIP GIRL: ...we're slow to accept we have to do the same. 1115 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,750 But just as every maybe transforms into a yes 1116 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:17,500 -or no, eventually... -♪ I tried and tried To warn you ♪ 1117 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:19,500 GOSSIP GIRL: ...things do change. 1118 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:22,958 -♪ That I could fall apart ♪ -GOSSIP GIRL: And we do, too, 1119 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:24,666 whether we want to or not. 1120 00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:26,416 ♪ All of my walls ♪ 1121 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:30,458 -(PHONE VIBRATING) -♪ Came crashing down on me ♪ 1122 00:54:30,541 --> 00:54:31,875 REEMA SINGH: Well, look at that. (CHUCKLES) 1123 00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:33,208 KATE: We're verified. 1124 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:36,833 She even shared your post from the other night 1125 00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,750 and apologized for calling you a liar. 1126 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:42,250 -It's still working. -Everything in its right place. 1127 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,916 What about Zoya's secret? 1128 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,875 Let's hope I never have to use it. 1129 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:48,458 GOSSIP GIRL: A word of warning, though. 1130 00:54:48,541 --> 00:54:50,791 Now that I've changed into who I was meant to be, 1131 00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:54,625 I'm watching even more closely. 1132 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,833 So don't go changing to try and please me. 1133 00:54:56,916 --> 00:55:00,875 I see you just the way you are. 1134 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,250 And I'll make sure you see it, too. 1135 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,750 That's what friends are for. 1136 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:07,291 XOXO, 1137 00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:10,250 Gossip Girl. 1138 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:20,833 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1139 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:53,291 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 89095