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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a payment ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
♪ Anytime you need a friend ♪
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♪ Good times ♪ ♪ Anytime
you're out from under ♪
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♪ Not gettin' hassled
Not gettin' hustled ♪
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♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
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♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Hangin' in a chow line ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good times ♪♪
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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Keith looks better
than Muhammad Ali ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ To me he looks
like a mangy collie ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la ♪
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♪ Instead of turkey eat tamale ♪
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♪ Tra-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪♪
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Sing it, Mama.
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Oh, Ma, this is gonna be the
best Christmas Eve party ever.
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It's gonna be my very
first Christmas with Keith.
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Amen to that.
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On Donner, on Blitzen,
on Dancer, on Prancer.
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The Ebony Prince is
here, the mistletoe answer.
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J.J., I saw some of the girls you
kissed under the mistletoe last year.
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You'll get better action if you
hold a can of Alpo over your head.
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You got some nerve,
you old reindeer face.
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Look who's talking? The only
Santa who looks like the North Pole.
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You got some nerve, you
ski head... Shut up! Ma!
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All right, kids. It's
Christmastime.
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Shut up! Get out of here.
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Even the worst
enemies call a truce.
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What's a truce?
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Well, that's a brief moment of peace
when everybody stands around reloading.
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J.J., how come you're home so
early from the department store?
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Well, Ma, the boss
said something to me...
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that made me stomp
off and rip off my beard.
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What did he say?
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"You fired."
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Again?
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J.J., what did you do?
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It's what I didn't do, Ma.
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I got fired for lack of lap.
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The kids kept fallin' out of it.
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That's too bad. Well, it
wasn't all that bad, Ma.
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For a little while, I had sittin' on my lap
none other than "Boom Boom" Belinda.
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And she told you what she
wanted for Christmas, right?
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No, I told her what I
wanted for Christmas.
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All right, J.J.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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Willona, come on in.
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Girl, wait till you see the
dress I bought for the party.
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Oh? It is too cold blooded.
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It's strapless,
and it has a split...
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way up to here.
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I call it my welfare dress.
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"Welfare dress"? Mm-hmm.
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No visible means of support.
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Oh!
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Willona, I bought a new dress
too. I just hope Keith likes it.
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Oh, I'm sure he's
gonna like it, honey.
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- Damn.
- Oh, Keith,
'tis the season to be jolly.
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How would you feel if your boss
made you work on Christmas Eve?
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- You won't be able
to come to the party?
- No.
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Well, look, Keith. If you can't
come to the party on Christmas Eve,
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we'll just save it and have
our party Christmas Day.
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That's right. Look, I asked
Clements about gettin' off Christmas,
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but old halibut face just
walked away from me.
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You know, Christmas is
our busiest season. Oh, boy.
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Doesn't that Scrooge ever think of anything
besides business? Well, you all decide.
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Clements's sister had to be rushed to
the hospital to deliver her baby. Right?
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So Clements drove
her there himself.
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- Oh, that was nice.
- He charged her full fare.
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Kept the meter
running all during labor.
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Oh, that's cold.
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I bet he tells little kids that Rudolph
the Red-nosed Reindeer is an alcoholic.
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J.J., Clements
doesn't have any kids.
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He doesn't even have
a wife. He's single.
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- Then what makes him so mean?
- Maybe he's lonely.
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I wouldn't doubt it. No one
down there can stand him.
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He once had a homing
pigeon, and that left home.
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Well, there's no need in depressing
everyone with my problems.
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Hey, Penny, I saw the
cutest little toy the other day.
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A little flying saucer came down.
This little man came out and went...
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"Hi, I'm Merkyl from
the planet Herkyl.
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"We have been
monitoring your broadcasts.
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"Bing, bing, bing,
bing, bing, bing, bing.
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"We observed weird
creatures acting strange. Hmm!
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Take us to your
leader... Chuck Barris."
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Well, you can't win 'em all.
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I got to get shaved
and get back to work.
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Santa Claus, what did
you get me this year?
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I'm getting you
a ghetto ant farm.
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A ghetto ant farm?
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Yep. Even the worker
ants are unemployed.
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Hi, Penny. Hi.
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- Hi, guys. Don't mind me.
- Don't worry, honey. We won't.
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Bookman, what are you doing?
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Oh, Mrs. Evans, I was just
checking your Christmas tree lights.
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I know you're
having a big party.
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I wouldn't want the lights to
go out while you're having fun.
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Bookman, there is no need to monkey
with the lights. They're doing just fine.
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Well, okay. If you want
me, just call on me.
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Since Violet's gonna be
away, I'll guess I'll... I'll be home.
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If I get lonely, I could always
go down to the pet shop...
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and talk to the
parrot in the window.
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Good idea, honey.
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Or maybe I'll stay in.
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Look at my shoes in the closet.
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Maybe I'll even up the laces.
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Great.
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Or maybe I'll just put some
new holes in my tool belt.
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Okay, Bookman. You
can come to our party.
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Thank you. Merry
Christmas. Merry Christmas.
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Oh, boy.
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Well, back to the salt mines.
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Hey, honey, I'm not the only one.
Lots of people work Christmas...
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Cops, nurses,
waitresses, doctors.
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I'll be thinkin' of you
the whole time. Hmm?
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Keith, I got an idea.
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Since you can't come
to our Christmas party,
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why don't we take the
party down to the garage?
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I'm sure the drivers'll love it.
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I'm sure they would, but I
don't think the boss'd go for it.
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He doesn't know how
to have a good time.
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Maybe no one's ever told
him how to have a good time.
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Willona, what do you mean?
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Flo, we are going down to the taxi
barn and spread some Christmas cheer.
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You leave the boss
to Willona, okay?
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And how do you
expect to do that?
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I'm gonna say, "Mr. Clements, we
are going to have a party here tonight,
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and that is all there
is to that, honey."
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Willona, how are you
going to convince him?
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Not me.
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My dress is gonna
do all the talkin'.
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♪♪
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All right, all right.
Quiet, you guys.
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All right. Let's quiet
down. Come on.
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Somebody pick
that rug over there.
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Take a seat.
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All right. Quiet.
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Look, out of the
kindness of my heart,
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I'm allowin' the Evans family to
throw a little yule party here for you all.
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All right!
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All right. Before we get started,
I'd like to lay a few ground rules.
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When you hear your cab
number, I want you to get
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your butt out there on
that road immediately.
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All right? And anybody I
catch not enjoying the party,
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they're gonna have to answer to
me later on out behind the barn.
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All right? What happenin'
to Cigar-butt Clements?
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Givin' us a party? I bet you
that good-lookin' girl Willona...
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sweet-talked him
into it. Mm-hmm.
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I heard that. No sweet-talkin'
dame who sweet-talk me.
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Oh, now come on and
give us a smile, pookie face.
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Come on. "Pookie face"?
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One crack out of you and
you're gonna hear another crack.
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It'll be your skull.
You understand?
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Sit down over there ♪♪
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It's all right. That's all
right. Don't worry about it.
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Welcome to the Windy
City Cab Company.
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Y'all know where y'all at,
'cause y'all here. Anyway...
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Whoo, boy. How
y'all like this tuxedo?
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It's all right. Yeah.
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I made this. That's right.
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I walk in the store, man turn his
back, I just "made away" with it.
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Whoo-hoo! But I love being
around cabs and cabettes...
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and hackettes and
everybody like we got in here,
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because, see, my
first date was in a cab.
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That's right. Me and my
lady went out, you know,
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and I told the cab driver, drive real
slow while we get cozy in the back.
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The meter was
clickin', but I wasn't.
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So the cabbie turn around and
say, "What's goin' on back there?"
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I say, "Nothin'." He say, "Well,
then you drive and I'll get in the back."
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All right then.
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And y'all got to watch
out and take it easy.
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Especially when y'all takin' that
money, y'all got to take it easy.
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There's a lot of counterfeiters
goin' on around here. That's right.
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I noticed a brother counterfeitin'
hundred-dollar bills the other day.
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Would've had it made. Had a
picture of Franklin on it and everything.
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Only thing, it was
Aretha Franklin.
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Naw, it's something else.
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I don't know if y'all know this. I was
in school the other day reminiscing.
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And did y'all ever notice this? They never
showed you a picture of a black caveman.
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That's right. But they just recently
found out that there were black cavemen,
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'cause they just dug up a
3,000,000-year-old Cadillac.
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Two payments still due.
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But seriously, folks, are
y'all ready for more comedy?
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What "more" comedy?
When did it start?
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As soon as you
put on that bow tie.
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Ladies and gentleman, now I'd like
to introduce you to a young man...
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that I've had the pleasure of
spending the last 17 years with,
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listening to him
sing in the shower.
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And I tell you. That's a long time
to wait to get into the bathroom.
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Let's hear it for my brother, your
friend and our pal, Mr. Michael Evans.
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♪♪
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♪ Girl, I think it's time we
turned the lights down ♪
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♪ We've had all the small
talk that we can use ♪
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♪ Now we best be
gettin' down to business ♪
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♪ You can start by
kickin' off your shoes ♪
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♪ Let me rock
you to your socks ♪
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♪ From your
bottoms to your tops ♪
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♪ Till my lovin'
snaps and pops ♪
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♪ Let me rock you
Rock you to your socks ♪
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♪ I know some guys are
all talk and no action ♪
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♪ Well, let me show
you I'm not one of those ♪
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♪ I always put my lovin'
where my mouth is ♪
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♪ And you're gonna feel
it right down to your toes ♪
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♪ Let me rock
you to your socks ♪
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♪ From your
bottoms to your tops ♪
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♪ Till my lovin'
snaps and pops ♪
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♪ Let me rock you
Rock you to your socks ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ And I don't think a love
could be made much better ♪
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♪ Baby, I know what's
going through your mind ♪
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♪ But just one night of
love is not all I'm after ♪
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♪ I want you here
beside me all the time ♪
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♪ Let me rock
you to your socks ♪
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♪ From your
bottoms to your tops ♪
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♪ Till my lovin'
snaps and pops ♪
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♪ Let me rock you
Rock you to your socks ♪
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♪ Rock you to your socks ♪
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♪ I'm gonna pull
out all the stops ♪
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♪ Girl, it's time to
shoot your shot ♪
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♪ Let me rock you
Rock you to your socks ♪
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♪ Rock, rock you Rock
you to your socks ♪
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♪ Rock you Rock
you to your socks ♪♪
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Oh, my goodness.
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Aw, boy. Rocked me
all the way to my socks.
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Goodness gracious.
233
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Too much for me.
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Boy, that man carries
a whole bundle of talent.
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Unfortunately, he didn't
bring any with him tonight.
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The next young man
I'd like to introduce...
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happens to be our building
superintendent-supervisor.
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A man that's very heavy
when it comes to weight.
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That's right. A man that... When he
gets into the ocean, the water rises.
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Let's welcome the fabulous, the
one and only, Mr. Nat Bookman. Yeah!
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♪♪
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Nat Bookman! Nat Bookman!
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Nat Bookman! Nat Bookman!
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Nat Bookman! Nat Bookman!
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Whoo-hoo! Nat
Bookman is somethin' else.
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He's bad!
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Yeah. Bookman, boy.
248
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Whoo! He never
knew he was gettin' fat,
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until he couldn't get into things
like he once could... like his house.
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But you know...
251
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The next young man I'd like to
introduce for y'all... fabulous himself.
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Y'all know who he is.
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Fine athlete, a wonderful
entertainer, a fine human being.
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Somebody well
known in the business.
255
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Matter of fact,
ladies and gentleman,
256
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A man who needs no introduction.
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A little Robert Goulet.
258
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♪♪ ♪ On a clear day ♪
259
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♪ Rise and look around you ♪
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♪ And you'll see who ♪
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♪ Ah, who you really are ♪
262
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♪ On a clear day ♪
263
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♪ How it will astound you ♪
264
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♪ As the glow of your being
outshines every star ♪♪
265
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Hello, everybody.
This is Jerry Lewis.
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I want to call on some
really good singers right now.
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Fabulous guy, the
immortal Johnny Mathis.
268
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♪ Look at me ♪
269
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♪ I'm as helpless
as a kitten up a tree ♪
270
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♪ And I feel like I'm
clinging to a cloud ♪
271
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♪ I can't understand ♪
272
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♪ I get misty just
holding your hand ♪
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Tony Bennett.
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♪ Walk my way ♪
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♪ And a thousand
violins begin to play ♪
276
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♪ Or it may be the
sound of your hello ♪
277
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♪ The music I hear ♪
278
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♪ I get misty the moment ♪
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♪ You're near ♪
280
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♪♪ He's right.
281
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♪ You can say that
you're leading me on ♪
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Hey, hey!
283
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♪ But it's just what
I want you to do ♪
284
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Go ahead. Take it away, Tony.
285
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♪ Don't you notice
how hopelessly I'm lost ♪
286
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♪ That's why I'm following you ♪
287
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♪ On my own ♪
288
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♪ Should I wander through
this wonderland alone ♪
289
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♪ Never knowing my
right foot from my left ♪
290
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♪ My hat from my glove ♪
291
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♪ I'm too misty and
too much in love ♪
292
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Now do it in your own voice!
293
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♪ I'm too misty ♪
294
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♪ And too much ♪
295
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♪ In love ♪♪
296
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Whoo! Now for our next group...
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Some fine people,
some wonderful cats.
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Y'all have heard of the Pointer
Sisters. I know y'all have.
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The Pointer Sisters...
Bonnie, Anita, June and Ruth.
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Yes.
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Well, the mighty, mighty Pointer
Sisters out of Oakland, California.
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Yes, the Pointer Sisters.
We all know who they are.
303
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Well, the Windy City Cab Company,
tonight, right here in Chicago,
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is proud to announce
that the Pointer Sisters...
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will not be here.
306
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But in their "steed,"
307
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we have our ghetto answer
to the Pointer Sisters...
308
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Florida, Willona,
Thelma and Penny.
309
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:34,093
They call themselves the
mighty, mighty Pointless Sisters!
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♪♪
311
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When it's snowing
and it's blowing,
312
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it's that season of the year...
313
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When you look to
find some comfort...
314
00:19:52,347 --> 00:19:55,081
and a little Christmas cheer.
315
00:19:55,149 --> 00:20:00,119
So we gather round the
radiator wrapped up in a sheet.
316
00:20:00,188 --> 00:20:04,057
Hoping someone
shows some pity...
317
00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:06,170
♪ And sends us
all up some heat ♪
318
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Ooh!
319
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♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
320
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♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
321
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,002
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
322
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:19,005
♪ But I need your love
to keep away the cold ♪
323
00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:21,908
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
324
00:20:21,977 --> 00:20:24,778
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
325
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:28,114
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
326
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,684
♪ But I can't get warm
without your hands to hold ♪
327
00:20:30,752 --> 00:20:34,487
♪ The radiator's hissin'
Still I need your kissin' ♪
328
00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:36,790
♪ To keep me from
freezin' each night ♪
329
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:39,892
♪ I got a hot-water
bottle But nothing I got ♪
330
00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:43,330
♪ Will take the place
of you holding me tight ♪
331
00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:46,433
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
332
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:49,302
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
333
00:20:49,371 --> 00:20:52,572
♪ We got sss-steam heat ♪
334
00:20:52,641 --> 00:20:55,775
♪ But I need your love
to keep away the cold ♪
335
00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:59,078
♪ Shovel more
coal in the boiler ♪
336
00:20:59,147 --> 00:21:02,081
♪ Shovel more
coal in the boiler ♪
337
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:05,017
♪ Shovel more
coal in the boiler ♪
338
00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:08,020
♪ But that don't do no good ♪
339
00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:11,157
♪ They told me to pour
some more oil in the burner ♪
340
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,960
♪ They told me to pour
some more oil in the burner ♪
341
00:21:14,029 --> 00:21:17,330
♪ They told me to pour
some more oil in the burner ♪
342
00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:20,199
♪ But that don't do no good ♪
343
00:21:20,268 --> 00:21:23,202
- Coal in the boiler?
- No good.
344
00:21:23,271 --> 00:21:26,172
- Oil in the burner?
- No good.
345
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,585
Is it cold? No.
346
00:21:27,609 --> 00:21:28,942
Hot? Yes.
347
00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:32,545
♪ Yes, yes, yes Come
on, burner, get hot ♪
348
00:21:44,826 --> 00:21:47,560
♪ Shovel more coal in
the boiler Boink, boink ♪
349
00:21:47,629 --> 00:21:50,964
♪ Shovel more coal in
the boiler Boink, boink ♪
350
00:21:51,032 --> 00:21:53,699
♪ Shovel more
coal in the boiler ♪
351
00:21:53,768 --> 00:21:56,736
♪ If you want to do some good ♪
352
00:21:56,804 --> 00:22:00,106
♪ Pour some more
oil in the burner ♪
353
00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:03,176
♪ Pour some more
oil in the burner ♪
354
00:22:03,244 --> 00:22:06,546
♪ Pour some more
oil in the burner ♪
355
00:22:06,615 --> 00:22:08,681
♪ Don't do no good ♪
356
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:12,218
♪ You can shovel more
coal and pour some more oil ♪
357
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:15,455
♪ But I need your love
to make my blood boil ♪
358
00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:17,823
♪ Get ready for a treat ♪
359
00:22:20,462 --> 00:22:23,062
♪ Steam heat ♪♪
360
00:22:29,604 --> 00:22:31,972
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
361
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,475
And I must give thanks
to the good Lord above...
362
00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:39,645
for giving us such a
beautiful Christmas gift...
363
00:22:39,714 --> 00:22:44,184
A loving family
and warm friends.
364
00:22:44,252 --> 00:22:47,787
May I ask all of my family
to join us on the stage.
365
00:22:47,856 --> 00:22:50,991
Come on. Come
on, Booger. Come on.
366
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,594
- Come on, Mr. Bookman.
- Bookman!
367
00:22:55,597 --> 00:22:59,032
And now, if you will join us...
368
00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:01,600
in singing "Silent Night."
369
00:23:01,669 --> 00:23:03,769
♪♪
370
00:23:03,838 --> 00:23:06,906
♪ Silent night ♪
371
00:23:07,909 --> 00:23:11,577
♪ Holy night ♪
372
00:23:11,646 --> 00:23:16,516
♪ All is calm ♪
373
00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:19,852
♪ All is bright ♪
374
00:23:19,921 --> 00:23:25,224
♪ Round yon virgin ♪
375
00:23:25,293 --> 00:23:29,462
♪ Mother and child ♪
376
00:23:29,531 --> 00:23:33,032
♪ Holy infant ♪
377
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:37,303
♪ So tender and mild ♪
378
00:23:38,306 --> 00:23:42,575
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
379
00:23:42,644 --> 00:23:46,846
♪ Peace ♪
380
00:23:46,915 --> 00:23:51,150
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
381
00:23:51,219 --> 00:23:53,552
♪ Peace ♪
382
00:23:55,524 --> 00:23:59,826
♪ Silent night ♪
383
00:23:59,894 --> 00:24:04,030
♪ Holy night ♪
384
00:24:04,098 --> 00:24:08,501
♪ All is calm ♪
385
00:24:08,570 --> 00:24:11,071
♪ All is bright ♪
386
00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:13,139
Merry Christmas.
387
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:17,243
And a merry Christmas to
you. ♪ Round yon virgin ♪
388
00:24:17,312 --> 00:24:21,414
♪ Mother and child ♪
389
00:24:21,483 --> 00:24:24,583
♪ Holy infant ♪ Merry
Christmas, Mr. Bookman.
390
00:24:24,652 --> 00:24:27,920
Oh, Penny, merry Christmas to
you, love. ♪ So tender and... ♪♪
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