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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a payment ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
♪ Anytime you need a friend ♪
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♪ Good times ♪ ♪ Anytime
you're out from under ♪
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♪ Not gettin' hassled
Not gettin' hustled ♪
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♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
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♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Hangin' in a chow line ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good times ♪♪
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Mama, come on. Hurry up with
my pants so I can get dressed.
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Michael, when you
rented this tuxedo,
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didn't you notice that one
leg was longer than the other?
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Well, Ma, the tailor was a really good
salesman. He told me the floor was slanted.
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Ma, you know, I was really nervous.
I've never rented a tuxedo before.
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Well, I'm nervous now.
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I've never had a daughter married
before, and I've got to get dressed myself.
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Flo, I gotta talk...
Ooh, Gramps.
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You mean to tell me...
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you're embarrassed in
front of your Aunt Willona?
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Hmm? If I had a dollar for
every time I talcumed your tush...
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And what a cute tushy
it was. Here, Michael.
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It's finished.
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Whoops! Oh, boy. Go on.
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Flo, I gotta talk to you.
Can't it wait till later, Willona?
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I've got to get dressed now.
No, Flo, it's gotta be now.
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I cannot walk down the aisle this
afternoon with Thelma as a maid of honor.
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What? Yeah, I've been
thinking about it all night long.
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People are gonna be expecting a friend of
the bride to come walking down the aisle.
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You know, someone
around her own age.
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Is that what you're
worried about?
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Girl, you won't look more than
a few years older than the bride.
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How few?
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Ten. Four?
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- Eight.
- Six?
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Hold on, girl. You're
gonna pass me.
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Now, Willona, you know you can't
disappoint Thelma and the rest of us.
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You're right. I can't let
her down. Of course not.
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So what if I look almost
30 to some people?
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Bookman. How nice you look.
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Thank you. You know, this is the
tuxedo that Violet and I got married in.
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Looks like you could've held
your reception in there too.
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It fits pretty good.
It was a little snug.
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But last night, Violet
let the pants out.
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It only took her three hours.
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Oh, here's a
present for the bride.
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Oh, how nice.
Thank you, Bookman.
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You're welcome. Well,
see you at the church.
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- Oh, by the way,
where will I sit?
- Where will you sit?
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The first two rows.
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And, Booger, please try
not to lap over into the aisle.
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Slip over, hang over.
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Now I know I'd
better get dressed.
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Hey, Ma, you know the new
eyelashes I bought? I can only find one!
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I think I know why.
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Why? You got them
both on one eye.
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Oh, my goodness! I
didn't know! Ooh-hoo, boy!
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I've never seen
anybody so nervous.
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Well, if Ginger
Rogers were here,
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she would swear
I was Fred Astaire.
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Well? You look
more like Mr. Peanut.
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Willona.
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Oh, Ma, I just wanna
look good for the wedding.
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Well, you should look elegant.
You're paying for the wedding.
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But, son, I think the
hat is a little too much.
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It sort of makes you look
like an out-of-work magician.
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In that case, I won't
show y'all the cape.
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Now I know I'd
better get dressed.
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Oh, not again. I'll get it, Flo.
Go on and start gettin' dressed.
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Flo, get the pail and the
mop. It's Weeping Wanda.
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Oh, Flo. Wanda, what is it?
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When I saw them
deliver the flowers here...
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Yes, they're for Thelma.
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Oh, Flo. You're so brave.
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How old was she
when she passed on?
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Wanda, you think Thelma's dead?
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Don't say that horrible word!
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Oh, Wanda, get
a hold of yourself.
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Thelma is getting married.
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Married? Yes.
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Oh, I'm so happy for you.
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Well, thank you.
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Well, either way, it's a puddle.
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It's all so confusing.
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Yes, yes, yes, Wanda.
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I understand, sweetheart.
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Ma, this is my getaway dress.
Can you let it down a little bit for me?
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All right, all right. You're wearing
that dress on the honeymoon?
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Of course. Well, knowing Keith,
you won't need a getaway dress.
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You'll need a breakaway dress.
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J.J.
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Ma, this is the last time.
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Let me handle J.J.
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Oh, yeah? Handle this.
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Thelma, you may be my sister
and you may be gettin' wed.
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But that don't change the
fact: You still a coconut head.
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You know, J.J., you remind
me of a writing utensil.
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If you stand on your head,
you'd look like a pencil.
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Thelma, even though you look
better than I've ever seen you,
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if the school for ugly gave
out a crown, they'd queen you.
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I gotta get in on this
one. Get him, Michael.
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J.J., Brother, last night on
TV, I thought I saw your face.
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But the scientist said it was a
black, ugly creature from outer space.
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Michael, you may be smart
when it comes to books.
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But lookin' at your face, I
wouldn't comment on looks.
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All right, children.
Hold on, Ma.
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I'm not through yet.
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Thelma, you're
a pain and a pest,
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and even though
you're leaving the nest...
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Well?
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Even though you're
leaving the nest,
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Thelma, I'm gonna miss you.
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I'm gonna miss you
too, Thelma. Michael.
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Miss you too, Michael.
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Children, stop crying.
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A wedding is supposed
to be a happy occasion.
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You're all acting as
ridiculous as Wanda.
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You're right. You're right, Ma.
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Oh, Ma, take it easy.
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Go over there and sit down
on the couch. You'll feel better.
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Ma, come on now. I just...
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I just couldn't
help thinking that...
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after the wedding,
you'll be gone.
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Michael will be
going away to college.
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And I just told Bookman
we're giving up the apartment.
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Hey, Mama, don't worry.
We gonna keep in touch.
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Matter of fact, I'm gonna
write you all the time.
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And I'm gonna write you,
Thelma, and you too, J.J.
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I'll write you too, Michael.
And you too, Mom.
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I'll write you too, Thelma.
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And I'll write Keith, and
I'll write all the whole team.
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I'll write the whole NFL,
everyone in the league.
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Yes, I will.
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Hey, hold on. If we
do all this letter writing,
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we're gonna bring the
post office to a standstill.
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Michael, we can do
that with two postcards.
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Anyway, look at it this way.
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We are finally getting
out of the ghetto.
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After all these years.
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The Lord moves
in mysterious ways.
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Yeah, so does James Brown.
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J.J., hush!
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Hey, J.J., my man, that
was rude, brother. Rude.
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You mean to tell me that
you ain't gonna invite...
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Sweet Daddy inside
for the prenuptials?
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Hey, look, Sweets, it's bad luck for
you to see the bride before the wedding.
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Well, look, Sweet
Daddy ain't marryin' her.
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But I'm the one lent you the
money to pay for her weddin'.
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It's also bad luck for me to
see you before the wedding.
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J.J., can I talk to you for a
second? Come on over here, boy.
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Now look. When you
borrowed the money,
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you neglected to tell Sweet
Daddy that you had lost your job.
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Mm-hmm. Now, when
Sweet Daddy finds out...
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that one of his clients ain't telling him
like it T-I is, he gets very, very hostile.
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Right, boys?
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I hope they just testin'
melons for ripeness.
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No, J.J., heads. A-whoop-whoop!
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Now look, you owe
Sweet Daddy, baby,
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and he expects to be paid,
because money... have mercy...
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Is the root of all goodness.
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Trust me, Sweet Daddy.
I'll pay you back somehow.
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I know you will,
'cause you're lucky.
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See, Tight-lip Mary
ran it down to me...
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that your sister is marrying
a big-time football player...
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who is up for a
million-dollar contract.
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So Sweet Daddy's gonna
use that sucker for collateral.
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I'll pay you,
Sweets. I'll pay you.
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I know it. Wait a minute now.
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I got something nice here
for your pretty, little sister.
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Tell her this is
from Sweet Daddy.
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Oh, thanks, Sweets.
Hold on, brother.
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Sweet Daddy didn't forget
you. Got something nice for you.
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Da-da!
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Sweets, what's this? Oh, that?
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That's the jawbone of the last dude
who double-crossed Sweet Daddy.
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Ciao.
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Oh, Mr. Evans, may I
see you for a few minutes?
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Certainly, Mr. Webster.
What can I do you for?
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When you asked me
to cater this wedding,
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you didn't tell me the
wedding list was so long.
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Now I'm not going to
have enough caviar.
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Well, can't we get
some Caviar Helper?
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Very humorous, Mr. Evans.
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Thank you so much.
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Now, how much is a little
more caviar gonna cost me?
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$150.
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$150?
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What's your motto,
"We shall overcharge"?
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You certainly picked a strange
time to economize, Mr. Evans.
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Hmm.
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J.J., something wrong? Are
you having money problems?
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Oh, no, Ma. Everything's
fine. Everything's fine.
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Flowers all around,
everybody having a good time...
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J.J., I'm your mother,
and I wanna know the truth.
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Well, uh, Ma, I,
uh... I lost my job.
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You lost your job? J.J.,
why didn't you tell me?
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Thelma could have done
fine with a small wedding.
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Aw, Ma, a small
wedding is fine for me and
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Michael, but Thelma's
the only girl in the family.
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She should have
something to remember.
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I love you, Son. We'll
work it out somehow.
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You just remember,
we're all in this together.
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Mm-mmm! Thelma,
you look gorgeous.
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Oh, it's you, Mom.
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You looked so lovely, I
thought you were Thelma, baby.
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Now, Keith, if you that blind,
you shouldn't be playing ball.
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You should be a referee.
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Ma, would you come help
me get dressed, please?
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Ooh, Keith! Oh, my goodness!
Don't look! Don't look!
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Oh, knock it off, Thelma.
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Keith here has seen that old
bowling-ball head of yours. J.J.!
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Watch it, my man. That's
my nine-minutes-from-now
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wife you're talking about there.
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Just think, 20 years ago, I was
helping Thelma get dressed...
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and wishing for this day.
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Now it's finally here, and I'm
still helping Thelma get dressed.
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J.J., my man, thanks for a
beautiful wedding. No problem.
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You sure you don't want me to pitch
in for part of it? No, I can handle it.
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I'm gonna be makin' lots of money
as soon as I sign this contract.
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I know this must be costing
you an arm and a leg.
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How'd you know? I mean,
uh, just a mere pittance.
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A mere bag of shells.
Mere bag of shells.
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If you need some money, I got it
for you. Keith, J.J., how's it going?
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Freddie, man, where
you been? Huh?
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The best man is supposed to
be by the groom's side all the time.
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I knew he'd be late. You
got the ring? Relax, man.
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I got the ring. I
got it right here.
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I mean, right here.
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Ah, here it is. Right here, man.
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Oh, that's my heartbeat. Um...
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He lost the ring. I put it where
I knew I wouldn't forget it.
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All right. Ah!
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Hello. Right.
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Ma, you made sure I
had something borrowed,
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something blue, something
new, but you forgot something old.
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Oh, no, I didn't.
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I've been waiting a
long time to give you this.
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Oh, Mom. I'm gonna give it
right back after the wedding.
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Oh, no, you won't.
It's yours for keeps.
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Oh, Ma, this is something
you've always treasured.
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That's why I'm
giving it to you, honey.
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My mother gave it to me,
and she treasured it too.
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Ma, I can't keep this.
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Look, Thelma, there's still a few
minutes before you become Mrs. Anderson.
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Now, as your mother, I'm
ordering you to keep that locket on,
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or I'm gonna put
you across my knee.
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Okay, Ma, I'll
never take it off.
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Well, I better finish
gettin' dressed.
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Yep.
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Are you ready for the cutest little
flower girl that ever threw a rose petal?
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Oh, isn't she precious?
255
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I don't wanna be no flower girl.
256
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I wanna be a bride and
marry someone like Keith.
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Aren't you kind of little to
be thinking about marriage?
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That never stopped
Mickey Rooney.
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Can I see Thelma?
Or is it bad luck?
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No, honey, it's the groom who can't
see the bride before the wedding.
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Then how does he know he's
honeymooning with the right girl?
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Uh, well, he looks
at her driver's license.
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And the monkey said,
"Let's go into the bar!"
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Whoo-whee! Keith, you look bad!
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And I do mean good. Thank you.
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Would you gentlemen
mind posing for a picture
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for my daughter?
Not at all. Not at all.
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Of course, she wants me in it. Come
on, Penny. Come on in here. Let's do it.
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J.J., you take the
picture. Will you, please?
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Go on, J.J. Take the
shot. Thank you, darling.
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Just one little snappy-poo.
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All right. Everybody
say "mozzarella."
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Mozzarella. "Anchovy."
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Anchovy. Look out. It's done.
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Thank you. Willona, could I
borrow this camera for a little bit?
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Why? I wanna take a snapshot
of the bride and groom...
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and use it to paint an oil picture of them
as my own personal wedding present.
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Good idea, J.J.
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Whoo!
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My, my, my, my, my. Lookee here.
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I know I'm in a church,
but this is the first time...
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I ever seen a walking
stained glass window.
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Pardon me.
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She's just jealous. It ain't my fault
she ain't pretty as Sweet Daddy.
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What's happening, my man, J.J.?
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Hi, Sweets.
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All right, all right. Everybody,
the wedding is starting.
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You may take your places.
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♪♪
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♪ Here we are ♪
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♪ On Earth together ♪
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♪ It's you and I ♪
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♪ God has made us ♪
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♪ Fall in love ♪
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♪ It's true ♪
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♪ I've really found someone ♪
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♪ Like you ♪
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♪ Will it stay ♪
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♪ The love you feel for me ♪
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♪ Will it say ♪
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♪ That you will be
here by my side ♪
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♪ To see me through ♪
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♪ Until my life ♪
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♪ Is through ♪
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♪ Well, in my mind ♪
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♪ We can conquer the world ♪
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♪ In love, you and I ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ I am glad ♪
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♪ At least in my life
I've found someone ♪
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♪ That may not be here forever ♪
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♪ To see me through ♪
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♪ But I found strength ♪
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♪ In you ♪
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♪ I only pray ♪
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♪ That I have shown you ♪
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♪ A brighter day ♪
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♪ 'Cause that is all
that I am living for ♪
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♪ You see ♪
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♪ Don't worry what happens ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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♪ 'Cause in my mind ♪
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♪ You will stay here always ♪
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♪ In love, you and I ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ In my mind ♪
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♪ We can conquer the world ♪
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♪ In love, you and I ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ You and ♪
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♪ I ♪♪
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here to join in holy matrimony...
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Keith Albert Anderson
and Thelma Ann Evans.
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Now the bride and groom wish to
share with you their own personal vows.
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Thelma?
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I take this vow to
share with you...
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that which God
shall let me share;
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to give to you that which
God shall let me give;
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to be one with
you, for I love you...
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and ask only that this
love shall sustain itself...
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for the rest of our lives.
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00:22:02,742 --> 00:22:08,580
I take this vow to love you
as I do now and will forever...
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and pray there be no
bounds to this love...
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so that it may grow
stronger and stronger...
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in all the years that God
shall give us together.
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Keith Anderson, do
you take Thelma Evans...
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to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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I do.
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Do you, Thelma Evans, take Keith Anderson
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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I do.
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The ring, please.
355
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Would you place the
ring on the bride's finger?
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Then by the power vested
in me in the state of Illinois,
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I now pronounce
you man and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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♪♪
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Aah!
361
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,412
Keith!
362
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My leg! Wait a minute.
363
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:20,150
Don't nobody move
him. Don't move him.
364
00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,431
Oh, my God. Somebody
call an ambulance!
365
00:23:22,455 --> 00:23:24,455
Is it that bad? It
looks pretty bad.
366
00:23:24,524 --> 00:23:27,157
Oh, no!
367
00:23:27,226 --> 00:23:32,863
J.J., my man, you in trouble.
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00:23:53,252 --> 00:23:56,186
♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
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♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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