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* Good times *
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* Any timeYou meet a payment *
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* Good times *
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* Any timeYou need a friend *
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* Good times *
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* Any timeYou're out from under *
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* Not gettin' hassledNot gettin' hustled *
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* Keepin' your headAbove water *
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* Makin' a waveWhen you can *
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* Temporary layoffs *
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* Good times *
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* Easy creditRipoffs *
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* Good times *
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* Scratchin'And survivin' *
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* Good times *
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* Hangin'In a chow line *
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* Good times *
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* Ain't we luckyWe got 'em *
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* Good times *
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When are you gonna
finish that homework, Michael?
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You promised
we could play Go Fish.
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Later, Penny.
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I'm still
doin' my science.
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Well,
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tell me what
your lesson is,
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and maybe
I can help you.
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I don't think so.
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We're studying the feasibility
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of inserting geodesic domes
into space,
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for the purpose of
human colonization.
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Now did you understand that?
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Every word!
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Except the part about
"skeezix" and the gnomes.
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Well it just
means that
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in a few years
from now,
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they're gonna put
100,000 people
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into space
to live.
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They'll stay there
for a couple of years.
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Won't they have to come
back down to use the bathroom?
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No.
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They're gonna go
up there.
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They will?
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Hi, y'all!
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MICHAEL:
Hi, Willona!
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Whoo-wee!
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All I can say is,
T.G.I.F.!
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What does
"tigif" mean?
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That means,
"Thank God It's Friday!"
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But today,
that means,
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"This Girl Is Footsore!"
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In my school, we say it's
P.O.E.T.S. Day.
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Oh! What's Poets Day?
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Pooh On Everything!
Tomorrow's Saturday!
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That's cute.
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What'd you do today?
Were you a good girl?
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Yup!
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I've been helping Michael
with his science.
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Willona?
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If we all go up to live
in space someday,
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can we in the same ghetto
as the Evans'?
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Oh, honey.
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If that day is ever possible,
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I hope there is no more
ghettos to deal with.
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Speaking of "skeezik gnomes,"
look who just walked in.
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Mr. Miguel,
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scoff if you will.
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But your older,
smarter brother,
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The Gumshoe
of the Ghetto,
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has successfully
been stalking the dude
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that Thelma's been
mysteriously dating.
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I don't believe it!
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You found out about Lloyd?
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No, he gave me the slip
for the third day in a row.
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WILLONA:
Oh.
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WILLONA:
Oh boy.
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Mama,
who's this Lloyd?
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Honey, I don't know
that much about him.
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Except Thelma never
brings him around.
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Maybe she doesn't want him
to see his handicap.
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Handicap?
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J.J., we haven't
even met him yet.
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So how do you know
he has a handicap?
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Michael, any dude
going out with Thelma,
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can't be playin'
with a full deck.
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You know what is so strange
about this Lloyd?
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He never sees Thelma
at night.
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He just sees her
at lunchtime.
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Hm,
you know,
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that is strange,
Willona.
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How could Thelma
fall in love
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over a
hamburger?
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Well, in the words
of that great poet,
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Rodney Allen Rippy,
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"Happiness is a warm bun."
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* Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce *
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* Get the dishes
Set the table *
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I'll start
dinner.
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I don't
get it.
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Why are you following
Lloyd all over town?
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Easy,
Penny.
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There's something strange
about a dude
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we never see at night.
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And I don't like him
dating my sister.
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Only thing I know
about this cat
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is that he works
in a toy company.
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A toy company?
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Then he can't
be that bad.
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Mm...dude's probably
giving secrets
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to the Russians
of Frisbees.
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Worse than that, honey.
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He could be married.
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Married?
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And datin'
my sister?
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Boy, I'll pulverize
the man!
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I'll tear him
limb from limb!
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I'll rip
his lips off!
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But, Mama.
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If Lloyd's
married,
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why's he going out
with Thelma?
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The same reason you came
back for a second piece of pie.
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Huh?
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I'll explain it to you
when you get older, baby.
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Oh!
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It's another one of those.
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Yes, another one
of those!
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Hi, everybody!
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J.J.: Hey!
MICHAEL: Hi, Thelma.
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All right, girl.
Where you been?
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Oh, I was out shopping
for a present for Lloyd.
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Hm, you know, Thelma,
you've been seeing a lot
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of this Lloyd dude lately.
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What's going on
between y'all two?
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Hey,
come on now.
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He's just
a very nice guy.
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Well, Thelma,
if he's such a nice guy,
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why don't you invite him over
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to one of your special home
cooked meals? Ha.
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So we can all get to meet him.
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Yeah.
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And if he's
really your friend,
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you'll tell him
to have dinner
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before he gets here.
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Willona,
like I said,
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he can't come over at
night because he works nights.
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Yeah, I've heard
that line before.
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And where have you heard
that line before?
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From me.
I use it all the time!
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Thelma, honey,
what kind of work
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does Lloyd do
at night?
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Well, it's
a top secret job.
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And he really can't
talk about it.
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Maybe he is a spy!
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There go
the Frisbees!
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Thelma, honey,
listen.
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We'd really like
to meet Lloyd.
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Why don't you
bring him over?
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Unless, of course,
you're...ashamed of us.
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Oh, come on,
Willona.
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I'm proud of everybody
in this room.
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That's right!
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Almost everybody.
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Hey,
wait a minute!
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What's all these
little funny remarks
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goin' on
around here?
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Oh, all right.
I get it.
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Because I don't
see Lloyd at night,
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you think that
he's married, huh?
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Oh! Ha!
Are you kidding?
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Oh, honey!
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That thought never
entered our minds!
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Yes it did!
Willona said--
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What did you say, Willona?
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Well, honey,
I said he sounds married.
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Now come on over here, honey.
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I'll give you
a little test.
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You see, there are five signs
to a married man.
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Okay. Number one.
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Does he take you out
at night?
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No.
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Okay, number two.
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Does he want
to meet your friends?
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Well, no, he never said
he didn't wa--
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Three.
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Did he ever take you
to his place?
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No.
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Number four.
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Did he give you
his home phone number?
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Willona, he doesn't
have a phone.
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Five.
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Oh, I know five!
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Does he ever ask
for a second piece of pie?
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Oh.
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Five.
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I was just
trying to help.
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I know, you just
help yourself to a seat.
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All right, five.
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Is he extra specially
nice to you?
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Oh, yes,
Willona.
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He opens up doors
for me,
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and he pulls back
chairs.
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And he never stops
paying me compliments.
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Mm-hm.
That sucker is married for sure.
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Yeah, cause, ya see,
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married men are like Avis.
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They have to try harder.
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I tell you
he is not married!
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And besides,
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I'm a big girl now,
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and I can take care
of my own affairs.
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I mean relationships.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I'm having lunch
with Lloyd tomorrow.
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So I'll just ask him
to come to dinner, okay?
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And he'll come!
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You'll see. He'll come!
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Thelma.
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Hey, love.
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You've hardly touched
your salad.
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Hey,
come on, baby.
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Now, if there's something
on your mind, tell me.
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You know, we only get
to spend this time together.
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You know, we only meet
at lunchtime,
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and all I know
about you is that,
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you like your hamburgers
medium rare.
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With no mayo.
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Well,
a woman should know
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how her man
likes his lunch.
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Yeah, and a woman
should also know
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where her man spends
his nights.
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Thelma.
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Hey.
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Hey, did I ever
tell you...
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How much I love
your eyes?
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Lloyd.
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I do.
Yeah, you told me that.
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But I wanna
ask you something.
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Little something.
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What little something
you wanna--
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Are you married?
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Married?
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Whatever put an idea
like that into your head?
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I know it sounded
silly and everything.
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But you know
our neighbor, Willona?
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Oh, yeah.
She has this test.
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"The five sure signs
of a married man."
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And I passed.
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With honors.
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Lloyd, I believe you,
but...
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Hey, um.
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Why don't you come over
for dinner tonight?
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Please?
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Oh...
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Thelma, your happiness
means everything to me.
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And if it'll make
you happy, then,
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I'll try and come
to dinner tonight, okay?
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Oh, Lloyd,
thank you!
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Hey, Romeo!
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You want
anything else?
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That's on the menu.
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Yeah, how 'bout
the check, please.
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Coming right up.
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Well, have you decided
anything yet, Mr. Bogart?
263
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,411
Shh!
264
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,179
Come on, I don't have
all day, ya know.
265
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,049
Then, uh...
266
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,752
[AS HUMPHREY BOGART]
Just bring me a cup of coffee,
sweetheart.
267
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,488
Ah, Mr. Big Spender,
huh?
268
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,989
Look, it says here.
269
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,359
$1.25 minimum
per person.
270
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:30,764
Then, uh, bring me five
cups of coffee.
271
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,599
Sorry, I need
a food order.
272
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,201
I can't let you sit here
without an order.
273
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,370
Now I want an order,
ya hear?
274
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,305
All right, you want an order?
275
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,174
Leave me alone!
276
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,278
Here ya go, lover.
277
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,312
Thank you.
Mm-hm.
278
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,383
Hey, where ya going,
Mr. Big Spender?
279
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,952
Uh, I'm in a hurry.
Could you give me the check?
280
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,521
You trying to stiff me
or something?
281
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,690
Uh, no, my dear, could you
just write out the check.
282
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,492
Okay, hold onto your shirt,
Diamond Jim.
283
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,593
Could you
hurry up there?
284
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,163
Here you go, sport.
That's $1.32.
285
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,297
Ya think
you can handle it?
286
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,466
I think so.
Here ya go.
287
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,735
Dollar...
thirty-five.
288
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,236
Thank you,
keep the change.
289
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,072
Taxi!
290
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,973
Three cents.
291
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,344
And I didn't think
he would be a big tipper.
292
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,749
Willona, are you sure Lloyd
is coming to dinner tonight?
293
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,584
Well, Thelma said he was,
and he'd better.
294
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,886
After all this work
I have done.
295
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,887
Oo-la-la!
296
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,656
Mm!
297
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,892
[FRENCH ACCENT]
Ze medallions of ze beef. Ha!
298
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,627
With the fresh spring carrots,
299
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,097
and the small, pearl onions,
300
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:40,934
and the whole baby potatoes.
301
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,336
It is a meal fit for a king!
302
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,305
Whoa, Willona,
that really sounds fancy.
303
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,306
What do you call it?
304
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,408
[NORMAL VOICE]
Stew!
305
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,278
Oh, don't tell me!
306
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,413
Don't tell me.
307
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,148
Ya lost him again!
308
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,282
Not this time, Willona.
309
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,318
This time I had
the knack of Kojak,
310
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,053
and I was better than Baretta!
311
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,823
Is he
or isn't he married?
312
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:07,227
Well, I got
good news for y'all.
313
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,062
At the end
of a working day,
314
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,799
Lloyd Williams does not
go home to a wife.
315
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,401
That's good!
Thank goodness!
316
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,470
But, I did find out
where he does go home to.
317
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,471
Where?
Where?
318
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,173
The slammer.
319
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,809
Lloyd's in jail.
320
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,679
In jail?
321
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,947
J.J., is this another one
of your jokes?
322
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,684
No, Willona.
The man's in prison.
323
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,685
Hold on.
324
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:32,886
You mean
he's a guard.
325
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,421
No, Michael.
326
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,856
He's wearing stripes.
327
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,527
And he's not a zebra.
328
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,769
I can't
believe it!
329
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,204
Lloyd in prison.
330
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,906
That's impossible,
J.J.
331
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,242
Now if the man is in jail,
how is he meeting Thelma?
332
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,779
Hm, maybe
he breaks out for lunch.
333
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,715
He doesn't have to.
They let him out.
334
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,683
Just to see Thelma.
335
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:06,052
That's part
of his punishment.
336
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,293
The man's
in a halfway house.
337
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,661
A halfway house?
338
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,262
Yeah, Willona,
I know what that is.
339
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,064
It's a place halfway
between bein' free,
340
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,332
and bein' in prison.
341
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,434
They send a guy there
whose sentence is almost up.
342
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,069
That way, he can work
in the daytime.
343
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,838
Then he can adjust
to the outside world.
344
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,639
Dating Thelma isn't adjustment.
345
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,441
That's shock treatment.
346
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,112
You know, I wonder
what he was in for.
347
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,147
Maybe he
was a murderer.
348
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,648
Oh, wait a minute, now.
349
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,717
Do they put murderers
in the halfway house?
350
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,085
Uh-uh.
351
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,654
Most of the time they put them
back on the streets.
352
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,556
If he's in the halfway house,
353
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,725
he must be in there
for a white-collar offense.
354
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,795
Hm, like stranglin' a priest.
355
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,866
Well, if you're all finished
playing "What's My Crime,"
356
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,101
I'll tell y'all
what Lloyd's in for.
357
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,303
You mean you found out, J.J.?
What is it?
358
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,639
Well, y'all.
359
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,175
What I found out, is that...
360
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,310
Lloyd was married before.
361
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,413
J.J., they can't put you
in jail for that.
362
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,181
To two women.
363
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,518
J.J., they can't put you in jail
for that, either.
364
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,687
At the same time?
365
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,456
Now, that they can put you
in jail for.
366
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,191
Good Lord!
367
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,460
Thelma's going out
with a bigamist!
368
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,661
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
369
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,762
Uh oh. That's them.
370
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,863
Act natural!
371
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:32,872
Come in!
372
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,207
Hi.
373
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,909
Is dinner ready?
374
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,978
Ah. Not yet, baby.
375
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,080
Why don't you, uh,
376
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,481
go back home and
do your homework.
377
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,649
I already did.
378
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,584
Well, do tomorrow's
homework.
379
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,618
Oh, boy.
380
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,087
If you keep talking
about things
381
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,154
you don't want me
to hear,
382
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,889
I'll be the smartest
kid in class.
383
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,224
Uh, Gramps,
do me a favor.
384
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,325
MICHAEL:
Yeah?
385
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,760
Keep Penny company
for a little while.
386
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,095
Ah sure, Willona.
387
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,863
Hey, Willona.
Are you gonna tell Thelma?
388
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,964
Honey,
I don't know.
389
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,299
You know,
it's so strange,
390
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,301
the woman is always
the last one to know.
391
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,702
No, she isn't.
392
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,770
I am.
393
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,738
WILLONA:
Girl!
394
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,942
J.J., maybe we'll be lucky,
395
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,844
and Lloyd won't show up
after all.
396
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,445
Yeah, maybe he
won't be able
397
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,047
to give the bloodhounds
the slip.
398
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,182
Oh, J.J.
399
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,952
How are we gonna tell Thelma
she's involved with a bigamist?
400
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,553
I mean,
how are we gonna tell her that?
401
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,088
Uh, simple, Willona.
402
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,957
We'll get 'em the towels
for their wedding,
403
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,625
we'll just have monogrammed
on there,
404
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,928
"His, Hers and Hers."
405
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:29,929
Oh, J.J.,
406
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,664
I'm worried
about Thelma.
407
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,566
Yeah, so am I,
Willona.
408
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,402
I guess we're just
gonna have to tell her.
409
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,670
J.J.,
you don't understand.
410
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,138
Thelma's in love.
411
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,507
And when a woman's in love,
everything is different.
412
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,175
Take it from me,
honey.
413
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,511
If you tell her the truth
about Lloyd now,
414
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,079
you'll break
her heart.
415
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,781
Hi,
everybody!
416
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,549
I'd like you
to meet Lloyd.
417
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,752
Oh, hello, Lloyd.
How are you?
418
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,087
I've heard
a lot about you.
419
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,989
Well, hello, I've heard
a lot about you too.
420
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,591
But I can see that Thelma's
praise was much too modest.
421
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,026
Mm-hm.
422
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,863
And the licorice stick with
ears, is my brother, J.J.
423
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,034
So this is J.J.,
huh?
424
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,336
Well, I've heard
that, uh,
425
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,304
you're quite a dude
with the ladies, huh, man?
426
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,039
Yeah,
I thought I was,
427
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,541
but I guess I'm nothing
428
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,811
compared to some other
people I know.
429
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,948
Well, let me take your coat,
and everybody sit down.
430
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,049
I'll check
on the dinner.
431
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,051
Hey, where are
Michael and Penny?
432
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,052
Well, uh,
433
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,522
Penny was sentenced
to do her homework,
434
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,690
and, uh...
435
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:34,694
Michael is
guarding her.
436
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,900
Michael, that's your
other brother, right?
437
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,236
Well, I understand he's
going to become a lawyer?
438
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,940
Yeah, he's going to work
for the legal reform.
439
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,309
Well, we sure
could use it.
440
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,812
Yeah, some of us need it
more than others.
441
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,852
Lloyd, uh, would you care
for a chicken wing?
442
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,620
Thank you
very much.
443
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:05,592
* If I had the wings
Of a chicken *
444
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,595
J.J., what
are you doing?
445
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,796
Oh, Thelma,
honey, come on.
446
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,897
You know J.J.
447
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,799
He's always saying
weird things.
448
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,434
Sometimes I could
just lock him up,
449
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,170
and throw him in a cell,
and throw away the key.
450
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,141
Well, uh, Willona,
451
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,277
I think I'll go put
the bread and water, I mean...
452
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,383
Bread and butter
on the table.
453
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,618
Hm-hm.
454
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,822
Uh, I can tell something weird
is going on around here,
455
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,257
but I don't know
what's happening,
456
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,925
and I apologize for it,
Lloyd, I really do.
457
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,827
Oh, you don't have
to apologize, Thelma.
458
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,796
You may not know what's
going on around here,
459
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,297
but he does.
460
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,566
I do?
461
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,501
I do!
462
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,776
Doesn't that sound
a little familiar, Lloyd?
463
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,445
I do, I do.
464
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,750
Listen, Mr. Two Timer.
465
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,018
You better go on and hurry up
466
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,753
and tell Thelma,
otherwise I will!
467
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,121
Tell me wha--?
468
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,090
Well.
469
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,258
Uh.
470
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,326
Come here, baby.
471
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,163
See, Thelma,
there is something
472
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,699
that I should have
told you from the start.
473
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,568
I, uh...
474
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,736
Well, I'm doin' time.
475
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,070
What?
476
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,506
There is no mysterious,
you know,
477
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,408
government night job,
and all that.
478
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,776
I have to take a bus
479
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,511
after I leave the job
at the toy store,
480
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,079
and go to a...
481
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,247
halfway house.
482
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,617
Oh, Lloyd.
483
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,854
Well, I had to get
special permission
484
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,622
just to come
here tonight.
485
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,858
I'm sorry,
princess, I--
486
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,626
Well, I wanted to tell you
from the start,
487
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,062
but I was afraid that
I would lose you.
488
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,431
J.J.:
Mm-hm. Yeah.
489
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,066
Look here,
Lloyd.
490
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,901
That's very nice of you
to confess and everything.
491
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,303
But you didn't have to do that
on account of me and Willona.
492
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,773
I mean, this is between you
and Thelma, ya know?
493
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,207
Tell her the rest!
494
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,115
Uh, I don't wanna hear
any more, okay.
495
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,417
I don't wanna hear
any more of this.
496
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,152
I think you'll wanna
hear this.
497
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,553
Tell her, Lloyd.
498
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,656
Uh, Willona, it really doesn't
matter! Ya know what I mean?
499
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,826
Uh, I think Lloyd's
got one or two
500
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,828
more things to tell you.
501
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,930
You heard the lady.
502
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,465
She's not interested.
503
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,633
Thelma,
honey,
504
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,301
I know this is hurting
you a little bit,
505
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,170
but it's best you know
the whole truth now,
506
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,271
so you can end it!
507
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,740
End it?! Who said anything
about ending it?
508
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,275
Thelma, he's been lying
to you ev--!
509
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,776
Lying!
510
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,045
Willona, he lied to me
because he loves me.
511
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,313
And whatever else
he's done,
512
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,816
he's paying for it
right now!
513
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,518
Oh, Willona,
give the man a chance!
514
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,753
Hey, Thelma,
baby.
515
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,188
You don't know
what it means
516
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,556
for me
to hear you say that.
517
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,424
Thelma.
518
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,426
Ask him
what he was in jail for.
519
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,128
Look,
I don't care!
520
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,262
I mean,
Willona,
521
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,531
we were brought up
to forgive and forget.
522
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,866
To love a person
for what he is,
523
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,900
not for what he was,
524
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,569
or for what
we want him to be.
525
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,338
Lloyd.
526
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,806
I mean,
it doesn't matter--
527
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,476
It really doesn't matter
to me what you did, okay?
528
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,378
Because I have faith
in you.
529
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,413
Ah, Thelma, baby.
530
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,482
You're one hell of a lady.
531
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,816
I love you!
532
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,184
Well, if you love her,
533
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,552
why don't you tell her
the truth?
534
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,392
All right.
535
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,060
All right.
536
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,061
I will.
537
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,696
Oh, come on!
Stop it, now!
538
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,864
Stop it!
Thelma.
539
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,365
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't need to hear it.
540
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,034
Thelma!
541
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:39,606
Unless-unless Lloyd
really wants to tell me.
542
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,316
Thelma.
543
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,519
You see, uh...
544
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,421
I was, uh...
545
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,955
Convicted for...
546
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,290
Embezzlement!
547
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,491
Oh!
Oh!
548
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,294
I took some money--
549
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,496
I took some money
that didn't belong to me,
550
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,497
legally,
ya know?
551
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,865
Brother, that ain't all you took
552
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:08,068
that wasn't legally yours,
you know?
553
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,436
Are you satisfied now,
Willona?
554
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,805
He told me the truth!
Now get off my case!
555
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,373
Well, Willona.
I gotta tell her now.
556
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,474
No, J.J.!
557
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,942
You can't!
She'll hate you for it!
558
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,311
I'm her brother, Willona.
She'll love me forever.
559
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,082
Lloyd and I
have decided to eat out.
560
00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,750
Yeah, well, uh.
Goodnight.
561
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,352
Can't say
it was a pleasure.
562
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,687
Uh, Thelma.
563
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,155
Lloyd's a bigamist.
564
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,691
That's right.
565
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,127
He was married to two women
at the same time.
566
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,395
And if you marry him,
567
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,297
that'll make him a "thrigamist!"
568
00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:48,475
You liar!
569
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,843
I hate you!
570
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,112
Thelma, honey,
he's just tryin' to save you!
571
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,180
Lloyd is not
what you said.
572
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,117
For one thing,
I know he loves me.
573
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,118
I know that.
574
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,053
And he is not
what you said he is.
575
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,121
Now you take that back!
576
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,225
I wish I could, Thelma,
but I can't.
577
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,227
Willona...
578
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,928
Willona, you're
a woman, and--
579
00:22:08,962 --> 00:22:10,630
And you know
how it feels to--
580
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,766
To really believe
in a man, right?
581
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,235
Well, will you tell J.J.
582
00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:17,103
that Lloyd
couldn't do that.
583
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,380
Lloyd?
584
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,818
Um.
585
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,088
Baby, it uh...
586
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,089
It's true.
587
00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:37,857
I mean, it was true,
that, uh--
588
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:40,093
But it's not
that way anymore.
589
00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:41,261
Now that I've known you,
590
00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:42,862
I can be
a different person.
591
00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:43,930
Oh, yeah?
592
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,098
A different person.
593
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:46,833
One that lies and says
he embezzled money.
594
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,768
No, I was confused.
I was mixed up.
595
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,003
I didn't know
what I was saying.
596
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,339
Yeah. Well it's not my--
I just can't believe you.
597
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,674
I don't know whether
to believe you or not!
598
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,746
Thelma, let me suggest
that we go--
599
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,415
Uh, may I suggest
that, uh...
600
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,651
You move your butt
on outta here.
601
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,398
That's right.
602
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,400
While you still got
a butt to move.
603
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,514
Well, baby, you got
the whole truth now.
604
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,716
That should make you
feel a little better.
605
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:37,784
Yeah.
606
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,253
It should make me
feel better, huh?
607
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,589
Why do I feel so bad, huh?
608
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,391
Oh, baby.
I've been there.
609
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,825
I know
what you're feeling.
610
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:46,893
But you'll be
all right.
611
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,661
Watch.
You'll see.
612
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:49,863
Well, I...
613
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:50,864
Guess I'll
be leaving.
614
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:54,968
J.J.?
615
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,239
I'm sorry.
616
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,740
I didn't mean to say
I hate you.
617
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:18,058
I don't know
how I could be such a fool!
618
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:20,827
It's all right,
Thelma.
619
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,429
On rare occasions,
620
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:26,099
I've been known to make
a fool outta myself too.
621
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,458
[***]
622
00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:59,466
* Just lookin'Out of the window *
623
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,936
* Watchin' the asphalt grow *
624
00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:07,073
* Thinkin' howIt all looks hand-me-down *
625
00:25:07,107 --> 00:25:08,475
* Good times ** Hey, yeah *
626
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,776
* Good times *
627
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:13,179
* Keepin' your headAbove water *
628
00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:15,915
* Makin' a waveWhen you can *
629
00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,751
* Temporary layoffs *
630
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,285
* Good times *
631
00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:21,221
* Easy creditRipoffs *
632
00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,056
* Good times *
633
00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:28,061
ANNOUNCER:
Good Times was videotapedin front of a studio audience.
634
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:34,067
* Good times *
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