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All right, Penny,
we have to go now.

Say goodbye
to these nice people.

Goodbye, everybody.

Mrs. Gordon, wait.

We couldn't help but notice

all those bruises
on Penny's back.

Oh, those.
Penny's at the awkward age.

She's always falling down.
Isn't that true, dear?

Didn't you fall down?

Uh...uh-huh. One time
I fell out of the tree

and I landed on my pussycat
and, uh, I squished him.

That pussycat sure
leads a tough life.

Uh, what about the burn
on her arm?

Uh...I told them I bumped
into a stove, Mama.

You know, I have told Penny
a dozen times

to stay away from that stove,
but she--

That stove should be locked up
before it kills somebody.

Thank you for having
Penny over.

Bye.
THELMA: Bye-bye, now.

"Isn't it true, dear?
Didn't you fall down?"

Who does that sucker
think she's foolin'?

Yeah, if she fell,
her mother helped her down.

Now, wait a minute, J.J.,
why are you accusing her mother?

What?
I mean,

maybe Penny's
telling the truth.

Yeah, and maybe Andrew Young's
afraid to open his mouth.

J.J., we have no proof.
Penny said she fell.

You'd say
you fell down too,

if your mother
was Muhammad Ali.

Oh, that poor child.
Black is beautiful,

but not when
it's black and blue.

Yeah, it's tough enough
living in the ghetto

when you're in one piece.

J.J., I read that child abuse

doesn't only happen
in the ghetto.

I mean, rich parents
abuse their kids too, you know.

Yeah, but rich people
don't have to do the beatin'.

They get their chauffeurs
to do it for 'em.

Hi, everybody.
Hey, big man,

how's the carnival goin'?

Crazy.
Did you get the chairs

from Ferguson's Mortuary?

No, Thelma. Mr. Ferguson
rented them out last night

for a Weight Watchers
meeting.

And today they're all being
glued back together again.

Boy, leave it to that Ferguson
to turn a quick buck.

Gramps, why don't you try
the church. They'll let you

borrow some chairs.
Yeah.

You know, I never realized
there'd be so many problems

in putting
a carnival together.

The prizes haven't come yet,
and the guy we hired as the

security guard is
in the slammer.

Why?

Well, he got arrested
for writing

obscene words
on school property.

That's terrible.
MICHAEL: I know.

He misspelled
two of them.

Petty problems, Miguel,
petty problems.

Now, if you have
any executive emergencies,

feel free
to call on me.

All right, I'm calling
on you now, brother.

Here are two tickets,
so give me $2.

You mean me? The brother
of the chairman of the festival

has to pay to get in?

Today, please.

That's like
one of the Ringling Brothers

having to pay
to get in the circus.

Come on, J.J., it's for charity,
and the money goes to buy books

for the school library.
Thank you.

All right, all right.
Thelma, pay the man.

Thank you, Brother J.

Hey, Thelma, you about ready
for that kissing booth?

Yep, I got my lips
and my lip gloss.

But you didn't tell me

how much you want me
to sell my kisses for.

Thelma, be ready
to make change of a dime.

Who-o-o...

You know somethin',
if you were in there,

it wouldn't be
a kissing booth.

It'd be a House of Horrors,
you ugly monster!

Hold it, hold it!
Referee Willona calls it a draw.

Okay, move, move.

Where's Penny?

Her mother came
and picked her up.

I just hope she's too beat
to beat on her anymore.

Beat on her! You mean
her mother does that to her?

Yes.
No.

We didn't actually see it,
but I'm sure she did.

Well, then you're talking about
alleged child beating.

Here's the way it comes down,
Michael.

The alleged mama
took her alleged fist

and hit the little kid's
alleged back

and left a mess
of alleged bruises

that were legibly clear.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

See who that is.
Thelma's too lazy to move.

Oh, Willona.

It's nobody.
Just Bookman.

Okay, folks, don't just
stand there. Give me a hand.

Oh, that's very funny.
Very funny.

Okay, I got a delivery here
for Michael Evans.

Oh, good! These are the prizes
for the carnival games.

Hold it, Booga.
I got a tip for you.

Hey, I couldn't
possibly accept a tip.

Here's the tip: Go to Michael's
school carnival tomorrow.

Here's a ticket, and give me
a dollar, Bookman.

Thank you.

I don't believe it.
You all done tricked me again.

Oh, no. We didn't
trick you, honey.

Thank you for the dollar,
sucker.

Oh, Michael,
these are so cute.

Hey, thanks, Thelma.

Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Now, this ticket says
come in costume.

What am I supposed to do
about a costume?

Hey, Bookman,
just grab a basketball

and come as
the Harlem Globetrotters.

[ALL HUMMING THEME TO
"SWEET GEORGIA BROWN"]

Okay, now, how would you feel
when your mother comes back

off her honeymoon
and found my favorite tenants

out in the street.

[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey, y'all gonna have any sweet
potato pie at the carnival?

You know, I better
count these teddy bears.

Knowing Bookman,
he probably ate one.

You know, Willona, I wanna be
extra special for the carnival.

What should I wear?
Try a paper sack over your head.

Why don't you try shutting up!
You got some nerve!

You make me sick!
Get out, you ol' banana-head!

Just keep on movin',
you old Chihuahua face!

Hey, J.J. Man, I gotta
check inventory to see

if all the prizes are here.
Wanna count teddy bears?

Michael, I said I would help you
with executive emergencies.

Now, if the word ever got out

I was helping
you count teddy bears,

I'd lose my seniority
at the water cooler.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Hi, Penny.
I forgot my costume.

Oh, here it is.

Hey, where'd you get
all those teddy bears?

Oh, would you like one?

Yeah.

They're for the carnival.
[LAUGHS]

What's so funny?

This teddy bear
looks just like J.J.

Let me see that.

See, it's got
J.J.'s eyes.

No, it doesn't.

It's got J.J.'s smile.

No, it doesn't.

And feel here.
It's all fuzzy between the ears.

Now you're talking
about J.J.

I like you, Michael.

I like you too, Penny.

Hey, you know,
I got a great idea

for something we can both
do together in the carnival.

Why don't we pretend
we're Sonny and Cher.

You mean we're gonna
get a divorce?

[LAUGHS]

No, Penny, we're gonna do
what they do on TV.

Oh. I've been watching
Sonny and Cher

ever since
I was a kid.

Oh, yeah? Well, Cher,
how would you like to sing

with the world's
greatest Italian lover?

I'd love to, Sonny,
but Dean Martin isn't available.

* They say we're young
And we don't know *

* Won't find out
Till we grow *

* Well, I don't know
If all that's true *

* 'Cause you got me
And, baby, baby, I got you *

* Babe, I got you, babe
I got you, babe *

* I got you *

Cute, Sonny.
Greedy, but cute.

Hey, Michael,
what do you think?

Sis, you're gonna
knock 'em dead.

All right, that's
gonna cost you.

The kissing booth
just opened.

Well, I can't say
it wasn't worth it.

Here's my dime.

Can I have my change, please?
Aw, Michael.

Where's J.J.?
He's still in the bathroom.

I'll get him. Hey, J.J., man,
come on out of there.

I got a million and one
things to do at the carnival.

And don't forget,
we gotta pick up Penny.

In a minute, Michael!

MICHAEL:
All right.

Voilà!

What is that?

I think it's a UFO.

Unidentified
Fool Object.

I am Captain J.J.
from the planet Ghettow.

I'm straight as an arrow
and right on course.

Don't mess with me
'cause I am known as the Force.

Hey!

* Dance, gypsy, play, gypsy
Dance, gypsy, yeah *

Madam Willona here.
I read the past.

I read the future.

And I accept all presents.

Willona, you look great.

Thank you, my darling.

Just the gypsy in my soul food.
All right.

* Play, gypsy, dance, gypsy
Hey! Hey! Hey! *

Hey, J.J.

Why are you the only one here
not dressed in a costume?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I get it. I get it.

You're going
as a gumball machine.

If the Force don't get movin',
we'll be late.

Yeah, don't forget
we gotta pick up Penny.

Come on.

Penny!

Baby, what happened?

What happened?
[SHRIEKS]

Oh, my God, her mother's
broken her arm.

Room Number 4. The doctor
will be right with you.

Can I help you?

We'd like to see a doctor.

Well, have a seat
and fill this out.

We have to see a doctor
right away.

Well, whatever's wrong
with him,

he's gonna have to wait his turn
like everybody else.

It's not me.
It's the little girl.

Well, have a seat
and fill out the form.

It's an emergency.
Her arm might be broken.

Lady, these patients aren't here
for a cocktail party.

They're all emergencies.

Let me handle this.

Hello there, mama.

Wait your turn.

Obviously you have no concept
of who you dialogin' with here.

I am J.J. Evans--

--M.D.

Doctor of Medicine?

No, Dazzler of Mademoiselles.

How would you like me
to introduce you

to paradise tonight?

And how would you like me
to introduce you

to a tongue depressor
right now?

I hope your dog dies.

Come on, Willona,
let's fill out the forms, here.

What's the matter, sonny.
Did your spaceship crash?

What is wrong
with the little girl?

It's her arm.
She's been beaten.

Animal! You ought to be
ashamed of yourself!

Hey, hey, hey.

Mr. Edwards,
Room Number 3, please.

You can let the little girl
have my turn.

Uh, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
You know, rules are rules.

[YELLING IN SPANISH]

What's that supposed to mean?

Let's just say that means
the hell with the rules.

Sí, bestia.

All right. All right.
The doctor will see you now.

Oh, terrific.

Just the gypsy
and her kid here.

Hello there, sweetheart.
What's your name?

Willona Woods.

No-o-o, I meant
the little girl.

Penny.

Penny, that's a nice name.
I'm Dr. Blake.

Here, let me take that.

Why don't you sit up here
on this table

so we can have a look
at that arm.

How'd it happen?

I fell off my skateboard.

Honey, you know that's not
what happened at all.

Now, Mother,
let Penny tell me.

I'm not her mother.
I'm Willona Woods, the neighbor.

Doctor, this child's
been beaten.

Is that true, Penny?

Uh-uh. I fell off
my skateboard.

Penny!

Does it hurt you
when I do this?

A little.

Can you wiggle your fingers
like this?

Good, good.

Now, let me see you
make a fist.

Good. How about
bending your elbow?

Mm-hm. Fine, fine.

Well, I'm pretty certain
it's not broken.

But just to be sure,
we'll take an x-ray.

Of course, we're gonna need
her parent's permission.

Well, she only has
the mother,

and her mother's the one
that did this to her.

Look, I see children
with bruises all day long.

They fall off skateboards,
swings, monkey bars.

You know how it is.

Falling down
is part of growing up.

Doctor, look,
if you don't believe me,

take a look at the child's back.
I mean, look at her arm.

Have her mother
make an appointment.

Doctor, what does it take
to get through to you?

I just told you
the child was abused.

Do something about it, Negro!

Now, look-a here, mama.
Don't come flappin' at me.

As a doctor,
I am compelled by law

to report every case
of child abuse.

So don't come in here telling me

about what I already know
better than you.

You gotta make a report.
Report it.

Can you prove
that this is child abuse?

Hey, look. These marks here
are not tattoos.

Did you see
how they got there?

Well, no.

Then I heard all
the fat-mouthing from you

I wanna hear. You didn't see
the child get beaten,

and neither did I.

Do you know how difficult it is
to prove child abuse in court?

I'm a doctor, not a lawyer.

And you're also a creep.

Good day, Miss Woods.

Come on, Penny.

You want
my professional opinion?

You better get yourself
a heart transplant,

'cause, baby, you need one.

Penny, if you don't tell us the
truth, we can't help you, honey.

Yeah, Willona's right, Penny.
You got to tell it like it is.

Okay, I will.

These cookies are stale.

J.J., help.

She's right, Willona.
These cookies are stale.

J.J.!

That's right, Penny, you gotta
be straight with us now.

You didn't fall off
your skateboard, did you?

J.J., I'll tell you the truth,
but it's only 'cause I love you.

I didn't fall off
of my skateboard.

What really happened
was that I--

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

I guess I'd better
tell you later.

[KNOCKING]

There she is, officer.

That's the woman
that kidnapped my child.

Kidnapped! What the hell
are you talkin' about?

Look here, officer.

On behalf of my neighbor,
I demand an explanation.

Shut up, you.

That's a good enough
explanation for me.

Miss Woods, we have witnesses

that saw you
take the child somewhere.

Without my permission.

Well, the truth is, officer,
I took the child to a doctor...

because her mother here
almost broke her arm.

How dare you accuse me.

You don't have to believe me.
Ask Penny.

Penny. Penny, honey,
I never touched you, did I?

No, Mama.

There, you see?
Come on, officer.

That woman has been
abusing that child!

Now, wait a minute.
Did you actually see her do it?

Well, no, but look
at the child's back.

Lady, look. I'm just a cop
on the beat, not a doctor.

If you stop meddling and--
I'm makin' it my business!

Hold it, both of you.

Now, look,
if this happens again,

I'm gonna have to
run you in, okay?

Come on, Penny.

Uh, look here, officer.
I think I can clarify

this whole situation.

You can't clarify
that outfit you're wearin'.

Yeah, but look, officer.
See, what actually happened--

Now, just shut up.
One more word

and I'll arrest you for trying
to impersonate a Twinkie.

Well, that cop is lucky
he left when he did.

I can't believe
that woman.

I mean, accusing me
of kidnapping Penny.

And the people I thought
we could depend on

like the police
and the doctors...

They're sweepin' the whole mess
under the rug.

Yeah, and the rug
keeps getting lumpier.

[PHONE RINGS]

Chello?

Oh, Willona, it's for you.

Hello?

Oh, Dr. Blake.

Miss Woods, ever since
you left the office,

I've been thinking about you.

Oh, well, isn't that
a coincidence.

I haven't been thinking
about you at all.

I deserve that cold shot.

But look,
doctor's get tired too.

We're busy. We're pressured.

Sometimes we get more
than we can handle.

Well, maybe I was
a little rough on you myself.

No, you were right. You said
some things that got next to me,

so I called the police,
who referred me

to the State Department
of Children and Family Services.

They're sending a social worker
over to talk to you.

Oh, doctor, that's wonderful.
Thank you so much.

J.J., guess what. Penny's
gonna finally get some help.

Hey, how's Penny?
WILLONA: She'll be okay when the

social worker gets here.
Good.

But it's too bad
she missed the carnival.

We raised over $360
for the new library books.

That's nice. I wonder what's
happening to Penny right now.

Maybe I should go down
and see what's happening.

You think Mrs. Gordon
is gonna let you in?

If she don't, I'm gonna
knock down the door.

If you can't, you can always
use your body to pick the lock.

Thelma, how much money
did you have to give in refunds

at the kissing booth?

Where is that social worker?

Willona, please don't worry.
She'll be here.

Oh, you're right, honey.
I'm just so worried about Penny.

Hey, Gramps,
what's in the box?

Oh, Willona, these are leftovers
from the carnival.

Oh, great,
'cause I'm hungry.

Twenty-two bowls
with a goldfish in each.

I'm not that hungry.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
I'll get it.

Miss Woods?
That's me.

Oh. Oh, yeah.
I'm Mrs. Carpenter,

from the Department
of Children and Family Services.

I thought you'd never get here.
Come on.

You reported a case
of child abuse?

Yes, I did.
This is the Evans Family.

How do you do?

Yeah, I'll take you
to where Penny lives.

No, no. First I need
some information.

Now-- Oh, Dr. Blake, he told me
I could get that from you.

Well, the information you need
is on the child's back.

And we're wasting time.

I do have to fill out
these forms.

Oh. Could I have a glass
of water, please?

I've been asking questions
all day, and my throat is dry.

Oh. On the rocks.

Now, what is the full name
of the complainant?

The who? Oh, the complainant.
Me, Willona Woods.

Is that Miss, Mrs. or Ms.?

Honey, take your pick.
Now, can we go?

Wait. Miss, Mrs. or Ms. Woods.

I mean, this complaint
goes to the court.

I must fill it out.

Oh, thank you.

Um, middle initial?

None.

And, um, this is...
where you live?

Yes.

Mmm! This is delicious.

But I did ask for a little ice.

Look here, woman, you can sit up
here and suck up Lake Michigan.

Penny's hurtin'. Let's hustle
our butts on over there!

Right. I really think that we
should, uh, hustle our, um...

Let's hustle our butts, woman!
Come on!

Here's where Penny
and her mother live.

Hey, what's happening here?

Where's Penny and her mother?

She's gone.
Gone?

Yeah, she packed up
and took the kid with her.

J.J., what's gonna happen
to her now?

[***]

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* Just lookin'
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* Thinkin' how
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Above water *

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When you can *

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