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I got it!

The perfect anniversary present
for Ma and Dad.

An electric blanket!

The 20th anniversary is china.

You're supposed to get them
something in china.

How about
a Chinese electric blanket?

Aw, J.J.,
I never heard

of no Chinese
electric blanket.

Yeah, that's one
that warms the bed

and fries the eggrolls
at the same time.

I tell you, Michael,

when it comes to jive,
J.J. is the best alive.

I tell you, J.J.,
when it comes to fool,

you're at the head
of the school.

Michael,

Thelma's usually the one
that puts me down.

I know. She's been
giving me lessons.

She taught me
everything she knows.

Ow!

You're a good student, Michael,
but let's get serious now.

The anniversary
is Sunday,

and like I said,
the thing to get is china.

Now, I saw
this beautiful serving dish

at Sears.

The only question is,
do we have enough?

It costs $12.

Hey, well, I've got
$3 saved up.

And I've got 6.

Well, y'all's $3 short.

J.J., don't give us that routine
about being short.

Yeah, you've always
got some cash

stashed away
someplace.

I don't.

I swear.

You do... and we know where.

We sure do.

Hey, what are y'all
doing over there?

Give me that, man.

Hey!

I got $2.

Ooh! And I got 3.

And you're broke, huh?

Yeah!

Ooh, J.J., how selfish
can you be?

Okay, now y'all
blew my surprise.

I was saving that money
for paint.

I was gonna paint a portrait
of Ma and Dad

as my own personal present
to them.

Oh, I'm sorry, J.J.

Yeah, me too.

Well, in honor
of Ma and Dad,

I will humbly accept
your apologies.

And besides

painting a portrait of them,
I also made up a greeting card.

You did?
Yeah!

[GASPS]

Ooh, that's beautiful!

Yeah.

And I already thought
of a slogan to put on it.

What's that?

"Our love for you
is out of sight.

"That comes from Thelma,
Michael, and Kid...

Dy-no-mite!"

Okay, J.J., Michael and I'll
buy the china serving dish.

We'll get the money somehow.

Sure we will.

[DOOR LATCH OPENING]

Uh-oh, if that's Ma,

let's not
blow our surprise.

Okay.

Hi, children.

ALL:
Hi, Ma.

What's going on?

Nothing's going on, Ma.

Oh, I think I get the vibes.

You kids are plotting

to buy your daddy and me
an anniversary present,

but I just want you
to know

that is not necessary.

But, Mama, this
is a special anniversary.

And we want to.

I know you do.

But you worked hard
for whatever you got saved up,

and your daddy and me

don't want you spending it
on any present.

[PROTESTING]

Really.
Really, children.

You three
are the best present

we could have.

And you're looking at the pilot
that started the series.

So, listen now.

All of you forget
about the present.

Aw...
Oh, Mama--

And, J.J., you can
keep that money in your sock.

Ma, you know about

my secret
hiding place too?

Mm-hmm.

It's as private
as the men's room

at O'Hare airport.

[SINGS TO THE TUNE
OF "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"]

* Happy anniversary to me *

* Happy anniversary
To you *

* We got some miles
On us, baby *

* But we're still
good as new *

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

We're standing

in the used car lot
of love.

And in 20 years,

we only turned out
one clunker.

Hey!

Now, James, you know
you don't mean that.

Just jiving, Junior.
Just jiving.

Speaking
of our three musketeers here,

do you know
they were getting ready

to spend their money

to buy us
an anniversary present?

You mean Junior
was getting ready

to dip into his sock
again?

I got a feeling my sock
is listed in the Yellow Pages.

Well, look,

as much as I appreciate
what you kids were gonna do,

it ain't necessary,

because I'm fixing
to give your mother

the best anniversary present
she could ever have.

What's that, James?

Me.

Yeah, baby,
you're gonna have

two whole days
of uninterrupted me.

What're you talking about?

Baby, I hold here in my hands
the keys to paradise.

Remember me telling you about
my friend Charlie, the foreman?

Yeah.

Well, Charlie owns
this cabin up by the lake.

I told him
about our anniversary,

and he's offered to lend it
to us for the weekend.

Oh, that sounds
so romantic.

JAMES: Yeah.
When are we all going?

Florida, it'll be just like
a second honeymoon.

You know,
Charlie's a bachelor,

and he's got it all
set up for romance.

It'll be
some weekend, baby.

What's the matter?
I told you about it,

but you don't seem to go
for the idea too much.

Oh, I do, James,
it's a wonderful idea.

But, well...

But what?

Well, it's just that
we never left the kids alone

for two whole days.

Oh, now,
come on, Florida.

Look at them.
They ain't kids no more.

They're old enough
to take care of theirselves.

That's right, Ma.

You and Dad deserve a couple
of days alone by yourself.

Now, see that?
They ain't worried about it.

Why you gonna be
worried about it?

Okay. I guess
you're right.

It is a wonderful idea.
Yeah.

Two whole days,
just me and you.

All alone.

Well, looks like
they getting started early.

Uh, Michael, let's go
finish that checker game

we had going in the bedroom.

Hey, good idea, J.J.

I've got all four kings,
and all you got

is one little
lonely checker

trapped in a corner.

You haven't
got a chance.

That's what
he thinks.

While he wasn't looking,
I painted on some more squares.

Well, I better
go referee.

Hi, y'all.

Hey, Willona.

[SINGS TO THE TUNE OF
"FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW"]

* For you're a groovy dude
You're a foxy chick *

* You've been married
For 20 long years *

* How'd you make it stick? *

Oh, Willona.

Twenty years.

Honey, I'd be celebrating
my 20th.

I came that close. Mm.

Eighteen and a half more years,
and I would have made it.

Although our marriage
only lasted a couple of innings,

honey, that man sure knew
he was in a ball game.

Oh, you'll catch yourself
a husband some day.

Honey, I hope not.

I'm having too much fun looking.

I didn't come up here
to talk about me.

I came to bring you
some anniversary goodies.

For she.

Thank you.

For he.

Hey, Willona, thank you.

Have a happy.
Come on, open it.

Oh, all right.

Willona,
they're beautiful.

Now, the 20th
is china, right?

Yeah.

You are now
the honorable

Mr. and Mrs.
Egg Foo Yung.

Most grateful
thanks.

Hey, James,

these will be perfect
for the cabin.

Ah, so.

Cabin?

Did I hear you say cabin?

Yeah.

James's foreman is gonna let us
use his cabin over the weekend

to celebrate
our anniversary.

Ooh, child!

Now, when you get there,

get the lights down low,
get the fireplace going,

slip into those robes,

go in your neutral corners,
and come out loving!

For breakfast tomorrow morning,
there's oatmeal and eggs.

And for lunch today,
there's gonna be fried chicken.

I stayed up late last night
making it.

Ma, I wouldn't count
on that fried chicken

if I was you.

What do you mean?

I stayed up later last night
and ate it.

That's just great.

Now you don't have anything
for lunch.

Oh, don't worry, Ma.

You know I can always
cook up something.

That still leaves us
with no lunch.

All right, Michael.

Thelma, now,

if the plumbing
gets stopped up,

don't call the janitor.

It'll take him
a week to get here.

The plunger
is right under the sink.

Oh, let me make sure
it's under there.

That's okay, Ma.
I'll find it.

And if I don't,

I can always
use J.J. instead.

And if the vacuum cleaner
don't work,

we can always use your mouth.

J.J.

Hey, J.J., why don't you
stop barking at Thelma?

All right.
All right, children.

Now I don't want any of that
while we're gone.

You promise?

Promise?

TOGETHER:
Oh, okay.

Thelma, I'm putting you
in charge of everything.

Hey, ma, how come
she's in charge?

I'm the oldest.

Well, she knows more
about running the house.

Hmm.

But, ma, you need a man
around the house

to defend
against lawless intruders.

You're absolutely
right, J.J.

Michael, I'm putting you
in charge of security.

Ma...

JAMES:
We better get a move on

if we don't want
to miss that bus.

All right,
James.

Listen, Michael,

they say it's gonna turn
real cold this weekend.

So if you go out
to play basketball,

I want you to dress real warm,
you hear?

Yes, Mama.

I want you
to put on your hat.

Yes, Mama.

And your scarves.
Yes, Mama.

And two pairs of socks.
Yes, Mama.

And your mittens.
Yes, Mama.

Michael, how are you
gonna shoot baskets

with mittens on?

I don't know, but I was doing
so good with "Yes, Mama,"

I couldn't stop.

Come on, Florida, let's go, huh?

Okay, James.
We better split.

Bye, children.

You take care.

See you later, Ma.

Be a good boy, now.

J.J., I want you
to take care of everything.

And we'll call you
as soon as we get there.

Have fun, Ma.
Bye-bye.

Oh, and there's money
in the cookie jar

in case of emergencies.

Okay, Ma. Bye-bye.

Oh, and be sure
and keep the door locked

and don't let no strangers in.

Okay. Don't worry.
Bye, y'all.

Come on, James.

And, look, in case there's
anything you can't handle,

just call Willona, all right?

[ALL AGREEING]

Bye.

[FLORIDA SOBBING]

You sure y'all gonna be
all right?

Florida, will you
come on, please?

My mother didn't give me
this big a sendoff

when I left for Korea.

Let's go.

All right, James.
Bye.

Bye!

Bye, Daddy.

Bye, children.

Bye, Daddy.

Ooh.

Whew.

Kids!

We're running short
on peanut butter.

Now, in case
you have to buy some more,

get a medium-size jar.

And there are coupons
in the drawer.

And be sure you go to--

[LAUGHING]

Oh!

Oh, James,
this is silly.

Come on, now.

All I'm trying to do

is recreate
our honeymoon, baby.

Yeah, but on our honeymoon,
I only weighed 110.

Yeah, you was just
skin and bones then.

But, ha, you
just right now.

Just enough
to fill my arms

but not too much
to make my knees buckle.

Oh, come on, baby.

[CHUCKLING]

Hey...

Yeah, this is some place
he got here, ain't it?

Boy, this cabin
is everything

Charlie said it was,
baby.

This is gonna be
some weekend.

Yeah. Honey?
Huh?

Do you think the kids
are gonna be all right?

Oh, now, Florida, the kids
are gonna be fine.

Look, we supposed
to be Liz and Dick,

not the Swiss Family
Robinson. Huh?

We only left them
a few hours ago.

Yeah, but you know
how they are.

Yeah, and you know
how I am,

so... let's get it on.

Well, look at
that Charlie.

Got logs
in the fireplace.

Look here, baby...

A bottle of champagne
just for us.

Everything.

Look here,
why don't you go

slip into
them Chinese robes

that Willona gave us?

I'll get these logs going.

And we can get real cozy, huh?

Mm-hmm.
What do you say to that, baby?

Uh-huh.

What's wrong?
What you looking for?

James, there's no phone.

Well, that's good.

That way, can't nobody
bother us.

No, but I promised the kids
I'd call as soon as we got here

and let them know
we were safe.

Honey, I'm worried about them.
Oh, now, Florida,

stop worrying
about the kids now.

We came up here to relax, get
away from it all. Remember?

Just you and me, baby.

You and me.

I guess you're right,
James.

You know I'm right.
Give me some sugar.

Mm.

Excuse me, honey.

Well, now
where you going?

I just remembered
there's a phone booth

in that gas station
down the road.

No, Florida, leave it.

I won't be long.

Yeah, but, Florida,
it's cold out there.

Cold in here too.

Get up and get dressed
and clean up this living room.

Says who?

Says me.

You heard Ma.

She put me in charge.

Well, I got news for you,
Thelma.

You've just been un-in-charged.

From now on,

I'm giving the orders
around here.

What did you say?

That's right.

This is what's known
as a military coup.

From now on,
refer to me as...

el presidente!

And we can get things rolling

by you starting to
vacuum the rug here,

you fixing us dinner,

and you
doing the dishes.

Michael, you in charge
of garbage detail.

And what are you
going to do?

I'm gonna rest up
from all this military couping.

Something tells me

this weekend's gonna be
longer than I thought.

No, it ain't.

Hey, Thelma,
what you doing over there?

El presidentehas given you
the orders.

Well, el presidente,
the people have gone on strike,

and you can
make your own dinner.

Hey, hey, hey...

Hey, hey, hey.

That's no problem
at all.

Besides being
your leader,

I'm also known

as the Galloping Gourmet
of the ghetto.

I will prepare for you now
the perfect dinner.

What's that, J.J.?

Soft-boiled eggs.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Hey, Thelma,
answer the phone.

You answer it.
You running the country.

Boy, Thelma, you are definitely
asking for a court martial.

Your attitude is abominable.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Hello.

Oh, hi, Ma.

Ma!

Yeah, everything here is groovy.

Oh, Ma,
everything here

ain't groovy,
it's a mess.

Ah...

Those were the sweet tones
of your daughter Thelma

speaking sweet words of ecstasy.

How's everything up there?

Good.

Good.

J.J., give me
the phone. Come on.

Ahem.

That was Thelma saying,
"right on."

No, she wasn't, Ma,
she was complaining.

Ahem.

Well, Ma, uh,
how's the vacation going?

Is it really going that--
Well, goodbye.

You just wait until
Mom and Dad get back here.

I'm gonna tell them
everything.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, I'm getting tired
of all this yakking.

Y'all are getting on my nerves!

[SPLAT]
[SPLAT]

Hey, hey, hey...

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

All right.

Well, baby,

you wasn't gone long,

and look at this fire
I got here.

You not Charlie.

No, I don't think so.

I know I ain't Charlie.

Well, where's Charlie?

Uh, he ain't here, uh...

He gave me the place
for the weekend.

Oh, wow...

I'm supposed to meet him here.

Isn't this the, uh... 17th?

No, it's the 10th.

Really?
All day long.

Oh, shoot.

I am always so confused.

You know,
I pose for calendars,

but I never look
at the little numbers.

Uh, I thought
you looked familiar.

I seen your picture

on Charlie's wall
in his office.

You Miss December.

Right. That's me.

You sure
wasn't dressed for it.

Well, you know
those calendar people.

I'm Gloria Jackson.

Uh, James Evans.

Ooh, it's just a shame
about this mix-up.

You know, it took me
three whole hours

to drive up here
in all that snow.

Oh, that's a shame.

Ooh, that fire
sure looks good.

Do you mind
if I warm up a little bit?

Uh, no. Not at...

Lord have mercy.

Uh... uh, Miss Jackson, uh...

Ooh, I sure hate to think

about that drive
all the way back.

Yeah.

Ooh, this is just, mm...
just too cozy.

Yeah.

You know something?

Huh?

You a better looking dude
than Charlie.

[CHUCKLING
UNCOMFORTABLY]

Uh... Look here,
Miss Jackson...

Oh, you can
call me Gloria.

Uh, Gloria...

Uh-huh?

I think it's only right

that I tell you
I'm a married man.

Oh, congratulations.

[CHUCKLES]

Uh, what I mean to say

is that my phone call
is down at the wife making--

I mean--

I mean, my wife is down
at the phone booth

making a call,

and she'll be back
any minute.

Oh.

Well, that's the way
it goes.

Don't worry, sugar.
I'll split.

Ooh, that fire's getting
just a little bit too low.

Ooh, Lord.

Honey, I spoke
to the kids, and--

James...

Uh, ha, ha.

I think you better
do a little speaking to me.

Oh, you must be Mrs. Evans.

Yes.

Uh, baby, this is, uh,
December Jackson--

I mean--

I mean, Gloria Jackson.

She's a friend
of Charlie's.

She got
the calendars--

I mean,
the weekends mixed up.

[MOCKS JAMES'S LAUGH]

You ain't too together
yourself, lover.

Well, I think I'll be going now.

Just thanks so much
for the use of the fire.

Aw, you're welcome,
Miss Jack--

And--

I'll just be getting
on down the road.

And I'll just
see you guys--

Oh, James...

You know, if you like,
I'll stop by the office some day

and autograph that calendar

just for you.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye,
Miss Jackson.

Bye.
Bye.

[CHUCKLING]

What calendar?

Huh? Oh, you know,

one of them
nature things that--

mountains and trees,

and all that kind
of stuff, baby.

I saw you admiring the scenery.

Now, Florida, you know

you the only scenery
I want to look at, baby.

She might have been
Miss December,

but you my calendar girl
all year long.

Every year.

You just keep getting better
and better and better, baby.

You improve
with age too, lover.

All right.

Now, how are the kids
doing?

Fine. Just fine.

See? Didn't I tell you?

Now, look,
you march yourself

right in there,

put on that robe
Willona gave you,

I'll pour some champagne,

and we'll get
this 20th anniversary

on the road.

[HUMMING "TONIGHT"
FROM WEST SIDE STORY]

[POP]

Ah. There's the starting gun.

Now we are off and running.

[HUMMING]

Yes.

* Scooby-dooby doo *

* Doo doo do doo *

Ahem.

Yes.

[SLAM]

Well, bless my fortune cookie.

Baby, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Well, step up, lotus blossom.

The bar is now open.

I kind of dig
the bartender.

In that case,

I'll have a drink
with the customer.

Ah.

Here's to 20 years,
baby.

And they've all been
good ones, James.

You even make the bad ones
good ones.

Mm.

These next two days
gonna be the best of all.

Who you telling? Mm.

[***]

* Mm-mm-mm *

* Just lookin'
Out of the window *

* Watching the asphalt grow *

* Thinkin' how
It all looks hand-me-down *

* Good times
Good times *

* Keepin' your head
Above water *

* Makin' a wave
When you can *

* Temporary layoffs
Good times *

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