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*BOB'S BURGERS*
Season 09 Episode 21
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*BOB'S BURGERS*
Episode Title: "P.T.A. It Ain't So"
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Sync corrections by srjanapala
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All bow to
Gene-eesi,
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Toilet King of
the House Belcher.
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First of his name,
Pincher of Loafs.
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- Gene, please get off.
- Oh, boo.
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Wow,
this is a lot of toilet paper.
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Did we maybe get too much?
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No matter
how much we order,
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- we always seem to run out.
- Yeah, it's almost like people
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are just flushing this
stuff down the toilet.
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Teddy, how's it going
with the dishwasher?
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- Not great, Bob!
- He's fine.
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Well, you guys are gonna
have to finish unpacking this
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without me, 'cause I got
to get to my PTA meeting.
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Got some great ideas.
I think Joanne is gonna love 'em!
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- Who's Joanne?
- The PTA president.
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And the person
I want to be when I grow up.
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I thought you wanted to be
Janet Jackson
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when you grow up.
We both do.
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Last month,
one of the other parents
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came up with an after-school
tutoring program.
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She called it
"Real Punks Don't Flunk."
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Joanne took her out
to breakfast to talk it over,
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and the next thing you know,
all the punks are getting A's.
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Ugh. If I could just go to
one breakfast with Joanne.
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Can you imagine?
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Let me try.
Oh, yeah, that's nice.
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Eh, too bad it's all
about to go down the tubes
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'cause of Colleen Caviello.
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She's running for
treasurer
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because Ray Mendoza
bought a houseboat,
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and he's gonna
boat-school his kids.
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Aw! I really don't want
Colleen on the board.
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She's gonna take all the
fun out of fun-raising.
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You know it's "fund-raising,"
right,
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Lin?
Not "fun-raising."
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Yeah...
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everybody knows that.
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Anyway,
I'll see you later, crocodiles.
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Don't use the dishwasher yet,
Bob.
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Still fixing it.
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Counterpoint.
You fixed it.
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I'm gonna run
to the hardware store.
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Ugh.
How long is it gonna take?
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We really need that
dishwasher to be working.
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We wash dishes here?
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I've just been putting them
outside.
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- What?
- It's right down the street.
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Kim & Son's Hardware?
Family business?
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They give me the
"contractor's discount."
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Huh.
I usually just go to Fix-It Depot.
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Fix-It Depot?
That's fine...
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if you want to crush
the little guy.
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I am not crushing anyone,
Teddy.
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They just have everything
there.
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Like vices
you can use to crush
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the heart of
a family business?
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Teddy, you know
we're a family business.
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Are you? Then why don't you
act like a family business
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- for once in your life!
- Yeah!
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Hey, why don't you come
with me?
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We'll be back in, like,
ten minutes.
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Kids, you want to take
a little break
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and go to the hardware store
with Teddy?
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He seems like
he's... doing well.
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Sure.
Kids love hardware stores.
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Can we go to
the laundromat, too?
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Yay. Errands.
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All in favor?
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All opposed?
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Looks like
cookies beat out brownies
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as the snack
at our next meeting!
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Congrats, Beth.
We know how passionate
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you are about
those cookies.
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Look at Joanne go.
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I know.
She's amazing.
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Okay.
As you all read in my e-mail,
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we have a fund-raiser
coming up
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for seventh grade
science kits!
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Spirit fingers!
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Aw. I love spirit fingers.
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It's like typing a quiet
message that says, "Yay!"
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Now, we don't have
a theme yet,
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so I hope you all came
with some fun ideas.
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Oh! Ooh! Aw!
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Linda. Yeah,
let's hear it, girl.
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Um, my idea for the
theme is "Surfin' PTA."
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- Ooh!
- Get a surf deejay.
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Someone could dress up
like a shark
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- and serve Shark-donnay.
- Stop it.
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And we could even cover
the floor with sand.
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You know,
'cause sand's at the beach.
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- Yeah!
- Can I say something?
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I wasn't finished,
Colleen.
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Uh, anyway, spirit
fingers. Okay, I'm done.
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For those of you
who don't know me,
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hi, I'm Colleen Caviello.
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I'm running for PTA treasurer.
And I just want to say,
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I don't think that Linda has
thought through how expensive
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- her idea would be.
- Huh!
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All that stuff she wants
would put us at... $45 a head,
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- 200 people... that's...
- A hundred fifty...
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- $9,000.
- $9,000.
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So maybe let's keep
brainstorming, I don't know.
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Hey, you know what,
I got a spirit finger for you, Colleen.
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Okay, that's not how
we use spirit fingers.
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Let's circle back to the
fund-raiser in our next meeting.
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Moving along on the
agenda, let's talk about...
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replacing the dead shrubbery
in front of the school.
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Or maybe just
painting it green.
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Ooh. There's Danny.
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He's the owner's son.
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- Hi, Danny!
- Hey, Todd.
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That's Danny.
He calls me Todd sometimes.
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Dad, can we go explore,
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away from this slightly
sad conversation?
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- Fine.
- It's hammer time!
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Hey, Mr. Kim!
This is my friend Bob.
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- Bob, Mr. Kim.
- Uh, hello. Hi.
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Bob's never been to a
hardware store before.
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- First time.
- I-I actually, I have been...
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I have...
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He doesn't know what
any of this stuff is.
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I-I know what it all is,
Teddy.
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Anyway, we're looking for
an inlet valve
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- for a dishwasher.
- That's, uh, aisle one.
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Great. I'll go get it.
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It's a nice place you have here.
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All the aisles.
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Uh, what happened?
Did your, uh, did your bird fly away?
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- Oh, no.
- Hey.
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He looked upset.
What'd you say?
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Teddy, please don't tell
me his bird just flew away.
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- His bird just flew away.
- Are you serious?
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I just made a joke about
his bird flying away.
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That's not a good joke, Bob.
Mr. Kim loved that parrot.
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Oh, my God, I feel horrible.
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Dad, can we get this?
It makes underwater fart sounds.
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Gene.
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See?
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- You okay, Dad?
- Uh, I think I just broke
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an old man's heart.
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- Is the old man you?
- No. Another old man, Tina.
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Way to go, Bob!
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Well, let's
just go home, I guess.
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Wait.
What about the pipe?
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You can get it, but this
counts for everyone's birthday.
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- Yes!
- That's fair.
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We own this now!
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Hi, Lin. Uh, is everything okay?
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Oh, everything's fine.
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Colleen Caviello was
as Colleen as ever.
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In fact, they should call
her Colleen Cavi-hell-no.
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Pretty cool name, to be honest.
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Bob's Burgers.
We're a restaurant.
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- Tina.
- Yeah, she's here.
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- Mom, it's for you. It's Joanne.
- Really?
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Bob, how do I look?
Do I look okay?
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- You look, uh, great.
- Shush, shush, shush. I'm on the phone.
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Hel... Hello?
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Hi, Linda.
I hope I'm not catching you
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at a bad time.
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No, I-I was just, uh,
organizing...
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uh, my, uh, stool... samples.
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- Hmm.
- Uh, and... I'm done.
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Well, I was calling
to let you know that
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- I loved all your fun ideas today.
- You did?
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Why don't you and I have
breakfast tomorrow and talk?
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Breakfast?
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Uh, yeah, I'm free.
Free as a tree!
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Great! Let's say 10:00 a.m.
at the Muffin Top?
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Yeah, I'll see you then.
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PTA, get ready
for Me-T-A!
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Thanks for having
breakfast with me, Linda.
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Of course! Ah, I've been
wanting to get more involved.
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- Oh, and I love your PTA pendant!
- Oh, thank you.
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You can't spell "pendant"
without PTA!
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- Right?
- You're so fun, Linda.
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- I was telling Bear about you.
- Who's Bear?
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Oh, that's my husband,
Barry.
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I call him Bear,
and he calls me Jo-Jo.
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Aw. I call my husband
Bob-itty Bob-itty Bob-itty.
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In my head.
Whenever he walks by.
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Anyway, I was telling him that
we need to find better ways
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to use you in the PTA.
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Have you ever considered
joining the board?
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I mean, I'd love to,
but with Colleen running
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to be the new treasurer,
I'd rather just sit this one out.
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Colleen.
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I mean, she is the only person
running,
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and yeah, she has an
accounting background,
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but that's not everything.
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I think someone like you
would be a better fit.
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Me? No...
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Yeah!
Who needs numbers?
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You're the expert in fun-bers.
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Well, I feel flattered,
plus happy divided by gassy.
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Ah, why'd I get the bran muffin?
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But me? Treasurer?
I dunno.
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- Here, let me get this.
- Oh, no, no, Linda.
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This is paid for by the
official PTA credit card.
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Oh, wow.
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Thank you, Joanne.
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You know, for the rest of
the day, I'm going around
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to local businesses collecting
items for the auction.
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You're welcome to join me.
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I'm in.
Ah, let me call my husband
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and let him know he's gotta
flip his own meat today.
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Okay, I get it.
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You like Joanne more than us.
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It's fine. Uh, bye.
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- Ready, Gene?
- Of course I'm ready.
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This is the most important
moment of my life.
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Okay. Pouring the ketchup now.
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Ah...
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Give it about... an hour.
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- Hi, Teddy.
- Hi, Bob.
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Just got back
from the hardware store.
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Did you send Mr. Kim flowers?
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Yeah, I did.
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- Why would you do that?
- Wait, w-what do you mean?
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You sent a bouquet of
Birds of Paradise
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to a guy
who just lost his bird?
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Is that some kind of
sick prank?
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That's what they sent?
I just told them
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to pick out
the most expensive flowers
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from their cheap section.
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Guess what?
'Cause of your bird flowers
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I lost my contractor's discount.
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I just paid full price
for this sandpaper.
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Thanks a lot, Bob.
You owe me $1.20.
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What are you gonna do now, Dad?
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Uh... nothing.
I'm gonna do nothing.
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So, what? That's it?
We're just never going back
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to Kim and Son's Hardware ever again?
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There are aisles
and aisles of pipes
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that we will never play
with because of you.
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You can fix this, Dad.
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Do you wanna spend the
rest of your life knowing
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that sweet old Mr. Kim
thinks you're a monster?
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- Not really.
- I didn't think you were
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a monster until I saw you
eating yogurt that one time.
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It's time for "Operation:
Make Mr. Kim Not Hate Bob."
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- Who's in?
- I am. - Me, too.
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All right, fine.
248
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- Yay!
- Yes. -Nice.
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But let's please,
just not do anything
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to make him more upset.
251
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Dad, do we look like people
who make bad decisions?
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The ketchup is arriving!
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Hey, Joanne.
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I have the basket
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for your fundraiser
ready to go.
256
00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:04,113
Oh. Four bottles?
257
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,721
Is that what
we agreed on?
258
00:09:05,809 --> 00:09:07,229
Well, at first we said two,
259
00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:09,408
but then you talked me
up to four, remember?
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Here's the thing,
I wouldn't ask
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for these bottles
if this was about me.
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But this is about
the children.
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This is about science.
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This is about those
three special letters
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that make the world
a better place.
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- S-E-X?
- No, Linda. PTA.
267
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- Oh, right.
- So...
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Give what you can.
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Dammit, Joanne and other lady.
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I'll-I'll give you eight bottles.
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- Oh, great.
- And I'll throw in this magnet
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that says "Wine Time."
For the kids.
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♪ Can we get some wine,
have a hella fine time ♪
274
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♪ Can we get some more stuff? ♪
275
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♪ I can never get enough ♪
276
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♪ I'm with the PTA ♪
277
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♪ Let me show you the way ♪
278
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♪ You know you wanna ♪
279
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♪ You know you should ♪
280
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♪ You want to donate ♪
281
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♪ It feels so good ♪
282
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- ♪ I'm with the PTA ♪
- ♪ Give it up, give it up ♪
283
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♪ So who's gonna pay? ♪
♪ Give it up, give it up ♪
284
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♪ I'm with the PTA ♪
♪ Give it up, give it up ♪
285
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♪ Everybody donate ♪
286
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,107
♪ I'm with the PTA ♪
287
00:10:02,195 --> 00:10:03,043
♪ Give it up, give it up ♪
288
00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,038
♪ So who's gonna pay? ♪
♪ Give it up, give it up ♪
289
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,885
♪ I'm with the PTA.
♪ Give it up, give it up ♪♪
290
00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:07,700
♪ Everybody... ♪
291
00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:10,440
Okay, Dad, we finished the
flyer to find Mr. Kim's bird.
292
00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:13,113
I-I-It's good.
My only question is,
293
00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:15,140
why did you draw the
bird with a top hat?
294
00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,628
Because he's a bird.
295
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,812
And talk to me about the roller
skates, and the fart cloud?
296
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,392
It propels him forward.
297
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,853
Okay, you've never made
a flyer, have you, Dad?
298
00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,820
Huh. Let's take
another crack at this.
299
00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:28,079
We need something less...
like this.
300
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,683
Bigger fart cloud.
Got it.
301
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,322
So...
302
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,542
big night tonight.
303
00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:35,657
First, I'm happy to report
that Linda and I scored
304
00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:37,398
a ton of auction items.
305
00:10:37,485 --> 00:10:40,048
- Spirit fingers.
- All right.
306
00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:42,032
Now that
we have all this fun stuff,
307
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,063
let's decide
what the darn theme is.
308
00:10:44,151 --> 00:10:45,722
We have
three top contenders...
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00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,195
- Surfin' PTA,
- Mm.
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00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:48,301
Under The Big Top,
311
00:10:48,389 --> 00:10:50,544
and Garfield versus Snoopy.
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00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:52,407
I, for one, will be voting
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00:10:52,495 --> 00:10:55,433
for Linda's amazing
Surfin' PTA idea.
314
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,973
All in favor of Surfin'
PTA, raise your hands.
315
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,870
Well, I guess there's
no reason to hold a vote
316
00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:04,308
for the other two. We have a winner!
317
00:11:04,425 --> 00:11:06,556
Let's go surfin', baby!
318
00:11:06,644 --> 00:11:09,298
Hold on. As future treasurer,
I have to put my foot down.
319
00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:10,385
We can't afford this.
320
00:11:10,511 --> 00:11:11,892
Actually, that brings us
321
00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,323
to our next vote, PTA treasurer.
322
00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:16,042
Okay, let's get this over
with.
323
00:11:16,136 --> 00:11:18,163
We have two candidates
on the ballot.
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00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,698
Two? I'm "unopposed."
325
00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:21,326
All of a sudden I'm "opposed"?
326
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,367
- Who's the opposer?
- Linda Belcher.
327
00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:25,882
- Linda? What?
- Wait. What? I am?
328
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:28,274
Linda told me over
breakfast the other day
329
00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:29,778
that she'd like
to be more involved.
330
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:30,987
That's... true.
331
00:11:31,075 --> 00:11:33,464
Everyone voting for Linda Belcher,
332
00:11:33,636 --> 00:11:35,245
raise your hand.
333
00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:37,110
She's got my vote.
334
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:39,790
Okay. Now everyone voting
335
00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:42,225
for Colleen Caviello, raise your hand.
336
00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:45,987
It looks like Linda Belcher
is our new PTA treasurer.
337
00:11:46,092 --> 00:11:48,026
You just voted like really
dumb people,
338
00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:49,331
and that's all I'm saying.
339
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,518
And you're gonna regret this
for the rest of your lives.
340
00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:52,848
That's all I'm saying!
341
00:11:52,935 --> 00:11:54,519
Linda, you're on the board.
342
00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:56,783
- You're in the big show.
- Oh, my God, I'm on the board.
343
00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:59,464
Thank you, Beth. Wait,
don't-don't eat those.
344
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,159
Joanne, hey. Hi.
345
00:12:02,247 --> 00:12:04,228
- Hey, there, new treasurer.
- Aw.
346
00:12:04,315 --> 00:12:06,727
I just wanted to say
thanks for supporting me.
347
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:07,793
You're gonna be great.
348
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,399
Hey, are those the bottles of wine
349
00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:10,708
that were donated
for the auction?
350
00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,003
You need me to help you bring those in?
351
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:14,238
Oh. No. I'm taking those home.
352
00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:15,909
Those are... really... old.
353
00:12:15,997 --> 00:12:19,126
Are those gift cards and
candles for the auction, too?
354
00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:21,433
Oh, yeah. They got dirt on them.
355
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,418
And also, that candle smells bad.
356
00:12:23,505 --> 00:12:25,610
Hey, do you want a bottle of wine?
357
00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:27,321
And a bad-smelling candle?
358
00:12:27,409 --> 00:12:28,407
- Here you go.
- Oh.
359
00:12:28,495 --> 00:12:29,813
- You're on the board, now.
- Oh, uh, uh, no.
360
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,323
- We're gonna make a great team.
- Uh... uh...
361
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,620
Bye!
362
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:33,690
Oh, boy.
363
00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:36,159
Mmm. What smells like
rosemary mint melon?
364
00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:38,855
N-Nothing. Bye!
365
00:12:42,186 --> 00:12:44,663
Ah, you know, I'm so glad
you were able to come by
366
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,201
the restaurant today to
work on PTA stuff, Joanne.
367
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,793
Me, too. I know you've only
been treasurer for one day,
368
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,068
but I think you might
be the best treasurer
369
00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:55,128
in the history of the school,
maybe even the country.
370
00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,386
Thank you, Joanne.
371
00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:59,657
- Also, did you lose weight?
- In a day? Maybe.
372
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,440
Anyway, I thought maybe you'd
like to sign this contract.
373
00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:04,012
Contract? Sure.
374
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,548
Oh, wait, I don't have a pen.
375
00:13:05,636 --> 00:13:07,972
- Oh, just use your blood.
- Huh?
376
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,448
Oh, your face!
377
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,238
Oh, my face!
378
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:17,107
Bob, wake up.
I need to talk to you.
379
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,930
Huh? Wha...
What? What's going on?
380
00:13:19,018 --> 00:13:20,789
Bob, I don't feel good
about Joanne
381
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:22,274
taking that donation wine.
382
00:13:22,362 --> 00:13:23,578
And then giving me the wine,
383
00:13:23,665 --> 00:13:24,978
which I didn't drink, by the way.
384
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,690
Was I not supposed
to drink that?
385
00:13:26,778 --> 00:13:28,061
I gotta talk to her tomorrow.
386
00:13:28,149 --> 00:13:29,542
I gotta let her know
how I feel.
387
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,923
Yeah. I-I know what you mean.
388
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,315
It's like this whole bird
thing with Mr. Kim and...
389
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,425
Oh.
390
00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:37,278
So, Joanne,
391
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:39,973
uh, listen, the reason I wanted
to talk to you is that I...
392
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:43,578
Oh, before I forget, I have a
little surprise for you, Linda.
393
00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,473
It's your very own PTA pendant.
394
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,206
It's gorgeous.
395
00:13:48,347 --> 00:13:49,643
So shiny.
396
00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:51,853
What was it that you wanted
to talk to me about, Linda?
397
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,214
Well, I just wanted to say
398
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:56,812
I'm not so sure PTA members
399
00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,081
should be taking donated
stuff for themselves.
400
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,538
So, uh...
401
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:06,789
Anyway... muffins.
402
00:14:10,156 --> 00:14:12,382
You are absolutely right.
403
00:14:12,492 --> 00:14:14,709
I am so glad you understand.
404
00:14:14,797 --> 00:14:15,948
It-It's just, you know,
405
00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:18,172
I put a lot of time into the PTA.
406
00:14:18,297 --> 00:14:20,646
I mean, it's almost a full-time job,
407
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,000
except that it's not,
because I don't get paid.
408
00:14:23,132 --> 00:14:25,919
And sometimes, I guess
in a moment of weakness,
409
00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:27,709
I might, you know,
order a muffin
410
00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,216
on the PTA credit card.
411
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:32,562
I guess I-I feel like I deserve it.
412
00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:33,742
Aw.
413
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,563
Oh, don't cry, Joanne.
414
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,700
I'm sorry I said anything.
415
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,693
Hey, one muffin ain't nuffin'.
416
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,715
But it is, Linda. One muffin is suffin'.
417
00:14:42,961 --> 00:14:45,248
Do you think I'm a bad person,
Lin-Lin?
418
00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:46,808
No. No, Jo-Jo.
419
00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:48,445
Are you kidding me?
420
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,685
Should we split it, or...
421
00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:54,752
I mean, we don't want
to use this, right?
422
00:14:54,992 --> 00:14:57,755
You know what?
Let's put it on the PTA card.
423
00:14:57,843 --> 00:14:59,679
- We earned it.
- If you say so.
424
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:02,982
By the way, here are the
invoices for everything.
425
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,810
I need my new treasurer to
approve all the purchases
426
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,170
and enter them into
the spreadsheets.
427
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:09,748
- You think you could do that?
- Yeah, sure.
428
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:12,109
I'll, uh, start spreading the sheets.
429
00:15:13,175 --> 00:15:15,193
Uh, hey.
I'm the guy who called
430
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,717
about the missing bird
on the flyer.
431
00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:18,983
Uh, right. Great. Is
it, uh, in that box?
432
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,323
Yeah, well, well, hold on.
433
00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:21,990
Is this a reward situation or what?
434
00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:23,363
- I don't know.
- Name your price.
435
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:24,808
- Gene.
- $10,000.
436
00:15:24,895 --> 00:15:26,823
Gene, stop. Uh, what's your price?
437
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,660
- $10,000?
- No.
438
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,044
- $15,000.
- Stop.
439
00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:31,040
Do I hear 20?
440
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,820
Look, I'll-I'll give you ten bucks.
441
00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:34,880
And we'll throw in this formerly fun
442
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,633
but now super nasty pipe.
443
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:38,843
It comes with one hot dog
that's already stuck inside.
444
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,982
Eh, all right. I'll-I'll take it.
445
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,646
Really? Uh, okay.
446
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,803
So, let's see the bird.
447
00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:46,868
This isn't a parrot. This is a pigeon.
448
00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:48,789
No, it's not. It's, uh,
it's just scared,
449
00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:50,940
- so it's acting like a pigeon.
- I do that sometimes.
450
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:53,271
No. You know what, I-I'm
not paying for this.
451
00:15:53,359 --> 00:15:55,318
Are you accusing me
of catching a pigeon
452
00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:56,853
and trying to sell it
for ten bucks?
453
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,258
- Yes.
- Well, I'm leaving.
454
00:15:58,345 --> 00:16:00,483
And I'm taking the bird
with me. And this pipe.
455
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,030
That's fine.
456
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,153
Huh.
457
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,593
These science kits cost
$40 each?
458
00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:07,553
Let me see how much these
things cost on the website.
459
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,743
Science Wow Products.
460
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,625
Oh, Joanne's buying them retail.
461
00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:13,209
That's why they're so expensive.
462
00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:14,617
Why would she do that?
463
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:18,656
"Science Wow is a division
of Jo-Jo Bear Publishing."
464
00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:21,158
Wait a minute. Jo-Jo Bear...
465
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:23,640
I call him Bear,
and he calls me Jo-Jo.
466
00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:25,794
Oh, my goodness!
Joanne and her husband
467
00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:28,013
own the company that
makes the science kits.
468
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:32,265
This is bad.
This is Jo-Jo Beary bad.
469
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:37,838
So, this is what it looks like
470
00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:40,113
when someone listens
to one of Mom's ideas.
471
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,540
So many dad sandals.
472
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:43,380
So many milky white ankles.
473
00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:46,018
There she is.
The Big Little Liar herself.
474
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,863
Lin, are you sure you
still want to do this?
475
00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:50,101
I don't want to do this, Bob.
I have to.
476
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,302
I tried calling her,
but she never picked up.
477
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,505
Then I called the National PTA hotline,
478
00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:56,677
and the only options were
press one for car washes
479
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,608
and press two for bake sales.
So now we're down to this.
480
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,343
The Bleach Boys, everybody.
481
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,938
The Bleach Boys.
482
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,423
Oh, I get it. 'Cause they're janitors.
483
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:08,078
We have CD's I can burn
484
00:17:08,179 --> 00:17:10,683
from my computer at home.
E-mail me.
485
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,078
Before we get to the
auction, some thank yous.
486
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,223
There is one person in particular.
487
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,476
Ladies and gentlemen,
488
00:17:16,564 --> 00:17:19,687
our new PTA treasurer,
Linda Belcher.
489
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,956
I know her.
Linda, hi!
490
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:23,591
And now on to the auction.
491
00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:27,260
Actually, uh, Joanne,
if I may just say a few words?
492
00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:28,636
Oh. Um, okay.
493
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,177
I just wanted to say
the reason
494
00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:32,047
I got more involved
with the PTA
495
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,409
was because
I was so inspired by Joanne.
496
00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:35,808
Aw. Thank you, Linda.
497
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,691
It's my pleasure, Jo-Jo.
Fun fact, everyone...
498
00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:40,972
Joanne's husband calls her Jo-Jo,
499
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,278
and she calls him Bear.
500
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,576
This is a really good speech.
501
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,552
That's true.
502
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,800
- Uh, okay. I... Can I...
- Okay. Give it back.
503
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,093
- Just... Release.
- I got it.
504
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:53,719
Okay. Well, let's get on
with the auction, shall we?
505
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,373
- And they even have a company
- Okay.
506
00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:56,784
called Jo-Jo Bear.
507
00:17:56,872 --> 00:17:58,538
Spirit fingers. Spirit fingers.
508
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,733
And what's even more interesting
509
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:05,008
is that their company makes
the very expensive science kits
510
00:18:05,095 --> 00:18:06,833
that we're raising funds for tonight.
511
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,070
Isn't that a coincidence?
512
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,598
Linda, what are you doing?
513
00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:12,188
Yeah, yeah. She bought
all the science kits
514
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,073
from her own company
at a crazy high price.
515
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,331
That's not true. And even if it was,
516
00:18:16,419 --> 00:18:19,253
all the invoices were entered
and approved by the treasurer,
517
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,873
- which is you.
- Right.
518
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,802
Which I now see is
what you wanted
519
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,614
because you didn't think
I knew what I was doing.
520
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:26,198
And yes, for a little while,
521
00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:28,255
I was entering commas
instead of decimals
522
00:18:28,349 --> 00:18:29,941
and lowercase Ls instead of 1's
523
00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:32,133
because they look the same,
but then I figured it out.
524
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,763
And then I got someone
to check my work.
525
00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:36,534
Colleen?
526
00:18:36,622 --> 00:18:38,008
Hello, Joanne.
527
00:18:38,095 --> 00:18:40,023
Wait.
Why is she in the shark costume?
528
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,183
Linda thought
it would be more dramatic.
529
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,443
She was right.
530
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,693
This is ridiculous.
You have nothing on me.
531
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:48,138
Oh, we have plenty on you, Joanne.
532
00:18:48,372 --> 00:18:49,863
Linda called me last night.
533
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,503
- And you hung up on me.
- I did.
534
00:18:51,591 --> 00:18:52,903
But then you left
that weird message,
535
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,003
and I called you back.
536
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,533
It wasn't weird.
It was fine.
537
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:56,913
Well, everyone in my
house listened to it,
538
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,410
and we all thought
it was very weird.
539
00:18:58,497 --> 00:18:59,927
Anyway, came over to my house...
540
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:01,888
- Her slightly tacky house.
- How dare you?
541
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,083
Oh, give me a break.
542
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,050
And she showed me all
the spreadsheets.
543
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,701
I spent all night auditing
544
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:09,113
every PTA expense over
the last two years,
545
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:11,958
and it looks like someone's
been skimming off the top.
546
00:19:12,154 --> 00:19:15,247
Okay, sure. I might take
an occasional bottle of wine
547
00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:18,277
or an eyebrow threading
gift certificate.
548
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,711
I mean, not that I need
it. I just wanted to try it.
549
00:19:20,798 --> 00:19:23,658
But let's be honest, who's
gonna plan an event like this?
550
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,063
You, Colleen? You, Linda?
551
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,498
You, Beth?
552
00:19:27,982 --> 00:19:29,403
Do you have any idea
553
00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,030
how many e-mails I send a week?
554
00:19:31,225 --> 00:19:34,074
No, you don't. Because
no one reads them.
555
00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,790
No one even clicks on them!
556
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,283
I will not be questioned
557
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:39,978
by people eating crab
cakes that I ordered
558
00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:41,919
on napkins I folded.
559
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,880
I'm not in the PTA.
560
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:46,974
I am the PTA!
561
00:19:47,091 --> 00:19:49,301
Did she say that there
were crab cakes here?
562
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:52,316
All right, it's auction time!
563
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:55,732
Our first item is a
basket of smelly soaps.
564
00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:57,313
No takers? No one?
565
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,605
It's over, Joanne.
566
00:19:58,693 --> 00:20:00,643
- No! No!
- Give me the microphone.
567
00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:04,868
- No! I can't do it! Oh!
- Give it! Give it now. Give it!
568
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,563
All those in favor
569
00:20:06,651 --> 00:20:08,453
of replacing Joanne as PTA president,
570
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,045
raise your hand.
571
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,502
Fine. I'll leave.
572
00:20:11,635 --> 00:20:13,323
Good luck cleaning up
all this sand.
573
00:20:13,486 --> 00:20:15,588
Raise your hand if you're
sticking around after
574
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:16,740
to clean up sand.
575
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:18,573
Yeah, that's what I thought.
576
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,790
I'm gonna miss her.
577
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,768
One, two, three, four!
578
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,164
This is gonna be great.
579
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:29,917
There's nothing
a free bird can't fix.
580
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:32,227
That is what the song
"Free Bird" is about.
581
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,235
- Bob, what are you doing here?
- Hey, Teddy.
582
00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:36,803
We're bringing Mr. Kim
a bird as a sorry gift.
583
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,555
I'm also bringing him a bird.
584
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,352
- What?
- I want to get my discount back.
585
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,893
W-Well, I'm gonna give him
586
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,708
- my bird first.
- Not if I beat you to it.
587
00:20:43,795 --> 00:20:46,845
No, no, no, no, no.
No pushing, Teddy.
588
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:47,878
Oh!
589
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:50,110
Is that... Did he
already get a new bird?
590
00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:52,218
- Looks like it.
- You!
591
00:20:52,305 --> 00:20:54,222
- Leave the birds. Let's go.
- We got you birds!
592
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,153
- Now you have three birds.
- You're welcome.
593
00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,658
We love your store.
594
00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:03,123
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
595
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:05,340
- ♪ Hah ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
596
00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,623
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
597
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:10,894
- ♪ Hah ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
598
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,423
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
599
00:21:13,511 --> 00:21:15,510
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
600
00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,816
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
601
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,235
♪ La, la, la, whoo ♪
602
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:22,704
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
603
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,899
- ♪ Hah ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
604
00:21:24,987 --> 00:21:27,251
- ♪ Hoo ♪
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
605
00:21:27,347 --> 00:21:29,598
- ♪ Hah ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
606
00:21:29,686 --> 00:21:30,847
♪ Hah. ♪
607
00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:33,855
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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