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Okay, time for Gwen's medicine.
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[clucking]
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We've got a bit of a moving
target here.
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Can you secure the bird?
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-I'm trying.
-Secure the bird!
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I just don't want to squeeze
too hard.
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I feel like eggs will come out.
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Will you secure the bird?
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-I got her! I got her!
-Secure the bird!
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Great.
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Get out of the way.
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I think you'll find that I run
a pretty tight ship around here.
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[clucking]
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She got the jump on me, sorry.
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Sorry!
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[Emily] Why is the chicken out?!
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Head's up, there's chicken poop
in the hall?
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Frank! Frank!
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Aaah!
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-[clucking]
-Come here. Come here.
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It's ok.
It's ok.
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I'm not helping.
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Flush her towards
Bettany's desk!
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Don't do it.
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Flush her to the kitchen!
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I don't know why they call
people chickens,
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this bird is fearless!
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[clucking]
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This is exactly
what it looks like.
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[clucking]
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[theme music plays]
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♪
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[clucking]
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[groans]
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You ok?
You're wincing a lot.
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I tweaked my back chasing
a chicken.
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Or, as I'll tell everyone else,
saving puppies in a house fire.
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Well, it could also be stress.
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You've got the big union rep
election coming up today.
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You worked on your speech?
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I haven't written a thing.
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But tall guy with a great head
of hair behind a podium?
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They'll follow me off a cliff.
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Definitely.
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Though, Carl's gonna go
for the sympathy vote
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since he got hit by that car.
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-He's a liar.
-What?
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There's no one to back up
that story.
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It was a hit and run.
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Oh, and then he spent all
that time in the pool afterward.
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He was doing physical therapy,
Frank.
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He was learning to walk again.
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Mmm-kay.
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Ok, let's just keep
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the whole “Carl faked his own
hit and run” between us.
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You're our leader,
everyone knows it,
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you got this thing wrapped up.
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All wrapped up like
Carl's fake-ass cast.
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Hey, is everybody here?
I have an announcement.
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Oh, good news announcement?
Half-day Fridays?
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Oh, really?
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It's been on the vision board
for a while.
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Speaking of, I don't know
who put up that pic of me
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in my workout tank
but I applaud it.
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You put it up,
that's how it got there.
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Which I applaud.
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Ok, it's not good news.
Or bad news.
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It's just news.
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Uh, we're having a mandatory
training session today.
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[everybody groans]
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Feels like bad news.
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Wait. Are we still gonna be able
to puzzle at lunch?
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Obviously.
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If you all know we've gotten
a lot of complaints
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from our lovely neighbor
in the condo next door
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about the dogs barking.
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Yeah. Maybe she's
finally realizing
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why her rent is so low.
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Probably. Uh, but we want
to be good neighbors
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so I've hired a dog trainer
to come and teach us
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how to get our canine guests
to behave,
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and he's on his way here
right now.
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Today is not good,
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because everyone here
will be busy making history,
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re-electing me to a fourth
consecutive term as union rep.
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We're in the Frank era.
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You are in the Frank era.
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We all know that you just wanna
keep your reserved parking spot.
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It's not about a parking spot.
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It's about the respect and envy
that go along with that spot.
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In the Frank era.
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Must be nice.
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They've got me over
in that annex lot.
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Technically a different town.
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I'm not kidding.
They've got their own cops.
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We are very lucky to get
this particular trainer,
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he's in high demand
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and apparently
he's quite charismatic.
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Seriously, some of the online
comments are pretty steamy.
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Your steamy or my steamy?
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I've noticed there's a big gap
on that spectrum.
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[notification alert]
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Oh! He is pulling into
the parking lot right now.
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♪ Everybody, yeah, looking at me ♪
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♪ Yeah man yeah man, I'm a VIP. ♪
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♪ I got the car ♪
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♪ I got the cribs ♪
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♪ I got the chicks ♪
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♪ I got the money, money, money... ♪
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[barking]
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So people are writing steamy
comments about this guy?
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With how much irony?
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Yeah, I don't get it.
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Good morning.
My name is Roman Park.
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You've been watching me,
observing.
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That's exactly what the dogs
are doing now.
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To you.
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Well, except Chester,
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who seems pretty interested
in his genitals.
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Hey, listen.
Uh, the neighbor's back.
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[groans]
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Do you want me to tell her
that the triplets are sick?
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Oh, you have triplets now.
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Triplets?
No, I'll talk to her.
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She'll be happy to know
that Roman's on the case.
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[nervous chuckle]
If you'll excuse me.
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Um...
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You can go.
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Ok.
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Dogs are intuitive beings.
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They not only sense the dynamics
between each other,
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but the humans around them.
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In fact, I'm picking up
something right now.
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She doesn't care for you.
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[scoffs]
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What?
No, Bettany loves me.
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Just... leave me hangin'.
That's vintage Bettany.
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But more than anyone, they
key off their natural leader.
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Who do you think the alpha is?
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Well, if we're going
by height, it's me.
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And by any other metric
it's also me.
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Um... of... of the dogs.
[chuckles]
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Coco is the alpha.
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Now I must establish
my dominance
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and show Coco who the new
alpha is.
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[barks]
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[dog whimpers]
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[click]
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That was pretty hot.
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What else have you been doing
with that finger
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that makes dogs
so frightened of it?
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Oh, it's not about the finger,
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it's about what shoots
out of it.
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[laughs softly]
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Oh my god.
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[click]
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Hi Amy, so nice
to see you again.
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Are these your triplets?
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Yeah, Bettany must have
framed that photo for me, so...
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You're drinking with toddlers.
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Oh, they're my wingmen,
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so... it was a crazy weekend
in wine country.
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You have no idea
what it's like
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to hear these dogs
barking all day.
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We're on it.
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I have a specialist working
with the dogs right now.
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They're still barking.
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Well, they're dogs, so yeah.
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I don't have a fancy
Zen fountain
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to drown it out like you.
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So why don't you take it?
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Consider it a gift
from Precinct 22.
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Ok, sure.
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Mmhmm. Yeah.
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Now that we've done
our breath work--
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excellent job by the way,
Victoria.
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[exhales]
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This exercise we call
“dog mirror”.
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F-Shaw?
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It's Frank.
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Have you noticed the dogs
have stopped barking?
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Yeah, that's super impressive.
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Hey, just to circle back to the
whole Bettany thing, is that--
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[clicks]
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Frank, be a dear.
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Get into the cage,
hands and knees,
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in front of Coco.
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Roman, I need you to step back
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'cause I can feel your breath
on my nipples.
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Ok, I'm gonna go lock up
my last few votes.
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Yeah, you should go.
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I am already on record saying
I am leaving.
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I'll allow it.
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I don't need your permission.
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You have my full blessings.
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I'm leaving. Goodbye.
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Wow. Somebody's dewy.
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You go for a run?
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Uh, I forgot my wallet
in the car.
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Annex lot's like half
a mile away.
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Wait, you guys don't get
to park here?
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No, only Frank does
'cause he's a union rep, so...
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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You're incredible.
Anyone ever tell you that?
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No. [laughs]
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I mean...
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No.
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You start every morning with
that life force-draining walk,
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yet you manage to be there
for everybody else.
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You give a lot, don't you?
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I mean, I do, yeah.
To my family, to the animals.
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How do we give to Patel?
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What can one do to filleth
your own cup?
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A nap comes to mind.
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Ehhh...
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But I can beat that.
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I got a bag of pears in the rig,
wanna talk it out?
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I love pears.
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Yeah, alright.
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I'm the best candidate because
the other guy is an idiot.
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Oh. [laughs] Hey, Carl,
you old sneak.
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You gotta put a bell
on that cane.
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Hey, good luck today, champ.
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Hey, you too.
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Yeah, this whole election's
been such a welcome distraction
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from all the PT--
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Ok, can we just stick
to the issues?
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I'll see you at the speeches.
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Can we talk?
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Look at that cane.
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It's clearly a prop.
It bends the wrong way.
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You can get that at any
Halloween store.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, I've been thinking.
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You know how I'm always putting
other people's needs
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in front of my own?
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I have not seen that.
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I did see you take a piece
of Bettany's birthday cake
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before I lit the candles.
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My cup run emptieth
and I need to fill it up.
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Are you having a stroke?
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You know what?
I'm just gonna come out with it.
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I want your parking spot.
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The walk from the annex
is draining my life force.
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To be fair, I haven't seen
your life force
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since before you had kids.
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Right. Now my pilot light
is about to go out.
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I need this.
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Well, the only way you're gonna
get that parking space
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is if you run for union rep.
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Ok, then I'll do it.
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Oh yeah? Ok.
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I'll run for union rep.
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Do you have any idea
what a union rep does?
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I know he parks out front,
bitch.
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Sorry, I don't know
why I did that.
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But I am gonna run, and
I'm gonna murder you, bitch.
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Sorry. Who is this guy?
260
00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,484
Patel '24!
Let's go!
261
00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:56,494
[laughs]
262
00:08:59,474 --> 00:09:00,807
Alright, take as many
as you like.
263
00:09:00,809 --> 00:09:01,583
They're for everybody, guys.
264
00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:03,567
Hey, if anyone wants
to talk union stuff
265
00:09:03,645 --> 00:09:05,311
I'm here, by the way.
266
00:09:05,313 --> 00:09:08,164
Look at him, trying to bribe
voters with donuts.
267
00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,150
Yeah, he's got a churro truck
coming at lunch.
268
00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:13,928
He eats and campaigns
like he's in grade school.
269
00:09:14,005 --> 00:09:16,580
Listen, um, I don't wanna
press this
270
00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:19,826
but it's a three-way race now,
and every vote counts.
271
00:09:19,828 --> 00:09:20,435
So...
272
00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:21,677
Hmm... I don't know.
273
00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:25,589
I feel like it's good to shake
up the status quo of the pack.
274
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,274
The what?
275
00:09:26,351 --> 00:09:26,849
The office.
276
00:09:26,926 --> 00:09:27,758
You said pack.
277
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,592
I said office.
278
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,352
No, you said pack.
279
00:09:29,428 --> 00:09:30,612
Just think, I said office.
280
00:09:30,614 --> 00:09:31,779
Wait a minute,
is this all coming
281
00:09:31,856 --> 00:09:34,449
from that child scarf model,
Roman?
282
00:09:34,525 --> 00:09:37,267
Did he get Patel to go after
my parking space?
283
00:09:37,345 --> 00:09:40,529
All I know is I saw them eating
fruit in his truck.
284
00:09:40,606 --> 00:09:42,181
Are you blushing?
285
00:09:42,183 --> 00:09:44,700
He has, like, a big
red truck and I saw it.
286
00:09:44,702 --> 00:09:47,611
-[Mexican music plays]
-[Truck Driver] Viva Patel!
287
00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:51,007
Ah, churros in the parking lot,
everyone! Let's go!
288
00:09:52,877 --> 00:09:53,709
That looks good.
289
00:09:53,786 --> 00:09:54,618
Ok.
290
00:09:54,863 --> 00:09:56,195
Did you know Bettany
doesn't like me?
291
00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:58,122
What? No, everyone likes you.
292
00:09:58,199 --> 00:10:00,457
I know, that's why it's
so weird, but she doesn't.
293
00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:02,626
Do you think it was because
of her birthday last week?
294
00:10:02,628 --> 00:10:05,295
I did think it was weird that
you skipped cake in the kitchen.
295
00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:06,481
See, I didn't know it was
her birthday.
296
00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:07,707
Mmhmm.
297
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:11,635
There we have it. The missing
piece of information.
298
00:10:11,637 --> 00:10:13,379
And it goes right...
299
00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:14,397
[gasps]
300
00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:16,473
-Oh, no. No.
-It doesn't fit.
301
00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:20,644
Hey guys, sorry to interrupt
something private... and sad.
302
00:10:20,722 --> 00:10:21,570
Roman's gotta go.
303
00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:22,388
He's messing with
the office dynamic,
304
00:10:22,648 --> 00:10:23,347
he's threatening my re-election,
305
00:10:23,741 --> 00:10:26,542
and I think he's hypnotized
Victoria.
306
00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:28,244
This goes right here.
307
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:28,986
No, we tried that--
308
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:29,562
Oh.
309
00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:30,563
Knock, knock.
310
00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:33,082
I can't find the pear soda
in the fridge.
311
00:10:33,159 --> 00:10:34,509
I'm pretty sure it was
in my contract.
312
00:10:34,511 --> 00:10:37,420
Hey, Roman, I got some bad news.
Emily's gotta let you go,
313
00:10:37,496 --> 00:10:40,239
so why don't you throw yourself
into an envelope
314
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,240
and I'll mail you home.
315
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,017
No, no, no, no.
No, you're not fired, Roman.
316
00:10:43,094 --> 00:10:44,519
Frank, you're way overstepping.
317
00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:47,580
Surprise, Frank thinks
he's in charge.
318
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,673
He tried to out-alpha
me earlier.
319
00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:52,101
Out-alpha you?
We're not a pack of dogs,
320
00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:53,528
no matter what Patel looks like
when he eats lunch.
321
00:10:53,604 --> 00:10:56,255
And if there's a quote unquote
alpha here, it's me.
322
00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:57,423
Check out the vision board.
323
00:10:57,759 --> 00:10:59,683
Ah, but the alpha never has
to say they're the alpha,
324
00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:01,852
they're just automatically
recognized by the pack.
325
00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,262
Also, I'm the alpha.
326
00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,932
You just said an alpha doesn't
have to say they're the alpha!
327
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:07,041
Only the true alpha can.
328
00:11:07,435 --> 00:11:10,694
Ok, I'm actually the boss
so could you two just fight
329
00:11:10,772 --> 00:11:14,941
or uh, kiss, or just go wherever
this weird energy is taking you?
330
00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:16,459
With pleasure.
331
00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:19,536
This piece goes there.
332
00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,723
Ok. well, this piece
goes right here.
333
00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:25,393
I think one of these little
huckleberries go here.
334
00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:26,969
Yeah, well this piece
goes here.
335
00:11:27,046 --> 00:11:27,970
[Roman] This piece goes here.
336
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:29,713
[Frank] Yeah, well this one
goes right here.
337
00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:30,565
These pieces go on top here.
338
00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:32,458
Ok, that's ridiculous.
339
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,793
You know what? If
you're not puzzle club,
340
00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:35,461
please leave puzzle club!
341
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,722
I can promise you this much.
As your union rep
342
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,134
there's only one kind of swing
that I'm gonna take.
343
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,369
And that is...
344
00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:45,413
Big swings.
345
00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:47,731
Amit Patel takes big swings.
346
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:50,418
For example, right now
I'd like to announce--
347
00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:54,905
no, I'd like to guarantee
work from home Fridays.
348
00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:56,148
[cheering]
349
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,258
Who wants it?
350
00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,093
That's an impossible promise.
351
00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:01,170
How do you catch animals
from home?
352
00:12:01,322 --> 00:12:04,248
All he wants is a parking space
next to the building.
353
00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:06,583
...For all of us. I want parking
spots for all of us.
354
00:12:06,661 --> 00:12:07,769
And you're gonna get it.
355
00:12:08,087 --> 00:12:11,664
As your union rep, Patel's
bringing home parking spots!
356
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,515
[applause]
357
00:12:12,591 --> 00:12:13,590
That's impossible!
358
00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:15,610
We don't have that many
parking spots!
359
00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:16,669
[chuckles]
Hey!
360
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:17,779
-Can he do that?
-No.
361
00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,281
That's an impossible promise,
but really great speech.
362
00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:22,691
There's one more speech,
save the best for last.
363
00:12:22,768 --> 00:12:24,343
Hey, there's another speech.
364
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:27,271
Gang. I know that it's been
a weird day,
365
00:12:27,273 --> 00:12:30,199
but let's not forget
who's got the vision
366
00:12:30,276 --> 00:12:35,538
to lead us into 2024 and beyond.
It is this guy right here.
367
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,022
Yep.
368
00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:37,298
[clapping]
369
00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:38,615
Look, I know you've all gorged
on churros and false promises,
370
00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:42,804
but I need your eyes up here.
Uh, you let Carl and Patel talk.
371
00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:44,030
Thank you.
372
00:12:44,215 --> 00:12:48,217
And uh, again, I had a real
challenging few months.
373
00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:49,718
Nobody cares, Carl!
374
00:12:49,795 --> 00:12:51,461
[Truck Driver] Vive Patel
375
00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:54,131
Oh! Crepes in the parking lot!
376
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,558
[crowd clamoring]
377
00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:58,653
You are being bribed with thin,
savory pancakes!
378
00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:02,882
It's a predictable move!
And Carl, he is a liar.
379
00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:04,900
I have seen the traffic cams.
380
00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:07,311
I have talked to the nurses
on duty.
381
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:10,164
There are discrepancies.
382
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:12,166
Frank! What're you doing,
man?
383
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:13,501
What're you doing?
384
00:13:15,746 --> 00:13:16,712
Shred, don't go.
385
00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:19,298
Shred, do not get a crepe!
386
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:27,907
[knocking]
387
00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:31,260
Ah. Amy.
Come in, please.
388
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,596
Did you notice that the dogs
have stopped barking?
389
00:13:33,672 --> 00:13:35,523
I did. It's better.
390
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,174
Great. Yay.
391
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,860
So I think we can move on
and discuss
392
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,603
the smell coming
from your kennels.
393
00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:43,180
I do think that animal smell
coming from
394
00:13:43,182 --> 00:13:46,033
an animal control precinct
might be unavoidable.
395
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:47,259
Mmm...
396
00:13:47,445 --> 00:13:50,520
But I will look into it.
That's a really good idea.
397
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:51,931
Thank you.
398
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:53,416
Palo Santo.
399
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,193
Mmhmm.
400
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,103
Mmm.
401
00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:58,713
Yeah, would you like to take
the candle
402
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:01,340
to help with the smell that will
probably always be there?
403
00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:02,625
Are you sure?
404
00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:03,551
Yeah, definitely.
405
00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:05,869
I'd love for you to have
my birthday candle.
406
00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,296
Anything for you, Amy.
407
00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:09,039
You know, here at Animal Control
408
00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,784
we really value
our neighbors, so...
409
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:13,728
I've never been valued before.
410
00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:14,620
That surprises me.
411
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:15,379
Yeah, me too.
412
00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:17,315
-You're so great.
-Thank you.
413
00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:20,142
-Bad move.
-Mm-Mhmm.
414
00:14:20,144 --> 00:14:21,551
How long have you been
standing there?
415
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:24,313
Victoria, tell Emily
what she did wrong.
416
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:26,240
Um, you gave positive
reinforcement
417
00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:27,967
for a negative behavior.
418
00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:29,410
That's a dangerous type
of conditioning.
419
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:30,653
[click]
420
00:14:30,988 --> 00:14:35,307
In order to break the cycle,
assert yourself and dominate.
421
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,810
Uh, yeah, that's probably
good insight.
422
00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:38,827
Pick me up.
423
00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:39,754
I'm sorry?
424
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,814
Lift my body.
425
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,832
I can do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
426
00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:45,509
No, not you. Her.
427
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:47,720
Come on.
428
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:59,165
See? [distorted voice] You're
stronger than you know.
429
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,733
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you down now.
430
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:03,927
I've come to make amends,
my lady.
431
00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:05,446
Happy belated birthday.
432
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,270
Awesome, yeah.
433
00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:14,196
I'm just a little curious
434
00:15:14,532 --> 00:15:16,624
why you put it directly
in the lost and found?
435
00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:19,443
Oh, that's just where things
go sometimes.
436
00:15:19,445 --> 00:15:21,520
Ok, so your dislike of me
has nothing to do
437
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:23,205
with the fact that I missed
your birthday?
438
00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:25,466
You didn't miss it,
you weren't invited.
439
00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:26,616
Yes, ok, but why?
440
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:29,695
Because I don't need you
anywhere near Emily
441
00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,138
with your little crush.
442
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:34,700
Crush? On Emily?
Me, and our boss?
443
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:35,625
That's crazy.
444
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:37,627
So what'd you do for lunch
today, champ?
445
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:40,297
I did a puzzle with Emily,
but that doesn't mean anything.
446
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,966
Nobody does puzzles
unless they want more.
447
00:15:43,044 --> 00:15:44,301
I want nothing more
than the puzzle.
448
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,228
The thrill of puzzling.
I'm a puzzler.
449
00:15:46,305 --> 00:15:47,488
You need to move on.
450
00:15:47,806 --> 00:15:50,883
She's in a great relationship
with Rick and I like him.
451
00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:51,492
He's great?
452
00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:52,493
Well, did you know
453
00:15:52,811 --> 00:15:54,236
he never takes his glove off
in front of her?
454
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,329
I mean, what's he hiding?
455
00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:57,556
Shred, I have that woman's
calendar mapped out
456
00:15:57,558 --> 00:15:59,834
for the next
four-and-a-half years,
457
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:01,460
and you're not on it.
458
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:07,657
Hey!
459
00:16:07,993 --> 00:16:10,160
You completely poisoned
the harmonious ecosystem
460
00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:11,403
where I lord over everyone!
461
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,571
Fix it!
462
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:17,334
If I were to help you,
not that I'm saying I would,
463
00:16:17,336 --> 00:16:19,094
I need to hear you say it.
464
00:16:19,171 --> 00:16:20,262
Say what?
465
00:16:20,339 --> 00:16:22,356
I need to hear you say
I'm the alpha.
466
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,357
Ok.
467
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:27,102
[exhales] I'm the alpha.
Ha ha.
468
00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:28,420
Oh, you're gonna do
the magic finger?
469
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,105
Should I pull it?
Make a smell?
470
00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:31,532
You're embarrassing yourself.
471
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,700
[whimpering]
472
00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:35,870
Chester, come on.
Do you have no dignity?
473
00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:36,686
Come here.
474
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:37,687
[groans]
475
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,431
Oh my-- [groans]
My back.
476
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,933
Ok. Yeah.
This is from the chicken chase.
477
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,117
It's-- [groans]
478
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,211
Your tiny finger is doing
nothing here, it's my back.
479
00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:46,696
Oh, my spine is on fire.
480
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,774
I'm just gonna go prone
for just a second.
481
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,384
[groaning]
482
00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,036
[click]
483
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:54,037
Yeah, I'm not doing the clicker.
I'm not submitting.
484
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,374
Yeah, you don't have
to call me the alpha,
485
00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,335
your body language screams it.
486
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,711
Now that I've broken you,
487
00:17:01,713 --> 00:17:04,456
I'll talk to Patel,
get him to drop out.
488
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,568
Shouldn't be hard to make it
feel like it's his idea.
489
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,569
Good boy.
490
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,281
[click]
491
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:17,561
Hi Amy, I'm calling to inform
you that I will no longer be
492
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:20,322
responding to your incessant
and unreasonable complaints.
493
00:17:20,399 --> 00:17:21,898
And I want my Zen
water fountain back.
494
00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:22,808
[click]
495
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,067
Um, can you hold on a second?
496
00:17:24,403 --> 00:17:27,479
Sorry, can you just not click?
I heard your advice from before.
497
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,739
I got it. I think I can take it
from here.
498
00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:31,592
In fact, um, why don't we
just call it early
499
00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:34,428
and you can go ahead and invoice
me for the whole day?
500
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:35,304
[click]
501
00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:37,656
Yeah.
502
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:38,248
Sorry.
503
00:17:38,326 --> 00:17:39,433
Why'd I drop out?
504
00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:43,512
I just asked myself, do I really
have time to be a union rep?
505
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:46,498
Is that really taking care
of me?
506
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:49,835
Alright, it looks like
we have a winner.
507
00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:50,502
And it's...
508
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,688
Yeah, it's Carl.
Carl, you won.
509
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:53,839
[applause]
510
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:54,782
No. No.
511
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:57,434
That's impossible.
That can't be right.
512
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,454
Well, uh, much like the metal
pins in my femur,
513
00:18:00,531 --> 00:18:03,699
I pledge to be the bond
that helps this office heal.
514
00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:05,200
Aww, that's sweet.
515
00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:08,295
-[applause]
-Nine, ten, eleven, twelve...
516
00:18:08,372 --> 00:18:10,798
Not to take away from
Carl's beautiful moment,
517
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,300
but I'm afraid I must say
my goodbyes.
518
00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:14,526
No.
519
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,469
Yeah.
520
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:19,306
[sighs] Victoria.
521
00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:27,314
Are you free tonight?
522
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,315
I...
523
00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:31,235
My mom's out of town
so I can stay out late.
524
00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:34,488
You live with your mum?
525
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,066
I have... plans.
526
00:18:38,143 --> 00:18:39,326
So... the plans.
527
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:41,311
I just remembered
that I have plans.
528
00:18:41,389 --> 00:18:43,247
-Yeah.
-So I can't...
529
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:46,542
I know.
530
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:50,729
What was I thinking?
531
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:51,897
I'm not sure.
532
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,508
And with that,
he was gone.
533
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:56,427
[click]
534
00:18:57,922 --> 00:19:00,764
-Oh, Roman, the entrance
is that way. Yeah.
535
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:13,435
I know you had a day so I
thought you could use this.
536
00:19:13,437 --> 00:19:16,346
Thanks, but it doesn't look
deep enough to drown myself in.
537
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,324
Ok, I'm gonna give you
some space.
538
00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:22,352
Puzzle buddy.
539
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,521
Are we gonna puzzle again
tomorrow at lunch?
540
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,356
I feel like we're really
on a roll.
541
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,934
Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna
start working out at lunch.
542
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:29,859
Oh, ok.
543
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:30,786
Yeah, I just feel like
544
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,288
puzzling's not giving me
enough cardio, so...
545
00:19:33,365 --> 00:19:35,865
Yeah, ok. That sounds really
healthy, so...
546
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:36,533
Yeah.
547
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,367
Good for you.
548
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,053
I can finish the puzzle
on my own.
549
00:19:39,129 --> 00:19:40,370
Well, I wish you luck.
550
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:41,447
Thank you.
551
00:19:41,449 --> 00:19:42,948
Anyway, um, have a good night.
552
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,316
Yeah, you too. Goodnight.
553
00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:45,267
Thank you. Bye.
554
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,321
[barking]
555
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:02,701
That's weird.
556
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,620
[barking stops]
557
00:20:09,477 --> 00:20:11,901
[barking]
558
00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:13,337
[barking stops]
559
00:20:15,407 --> 00:20:17,091
[barking]
560
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:17,758
[barking stops]
561
00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:20,744
It's the freaking fountain.
The dogs are barking at it.
562
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:22,488
Roman's a fraud!
563
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,490
Nothing that happened
today counts!
564
00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:27,751
Hard reset!
I'm still the union rep!
565
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:31,830
I'm still your leader!
[groans]
566
00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:32,731
-Going prone.
-[thud]
567
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:41,765
Where's your water?
568
00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,200
I don't have one.
569
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:46,287
Slow burn, right?
570
00:20:46,363 --> 00:20:47,529
Slow burn.
571
00:20:47,606 --> 00:20:49,531
Slow death, I think is
the expression.
572
00:20:49,608 --> 00:20:50,666
[honking]
573
00:20:52,353 --> 00:20:52,960
Jeez.
574
00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:54,186
♪ Well, he flows into town,
575
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,354
Thank you.
576
00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:57,614
♪ greasy and drunk,
577
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:01,719
♪ A pen thru a jar to calm down, ♪
578
00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:03,679
[belches]
579
00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:05,472
Come on.
580
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:06,923
Halfway there.
581
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,383
Ok.
582
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,459
[groans]
583
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:10,869
Water.
584
00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:12,479
♪
585
00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:15,816
♪ Well, you shot your man down. ♪
586
00:21:15,893 --> 00:21:17,067
Hey.
587
00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:19,737
Ah, good morning, Frank!
588
00:21:20,564 --> 00:21:21,572
Beautiful day.
589
00:21:26,812 --> 00:21:29,538
Oops, wrong leg.
590
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:35,577
Son of a bitch.
591
00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:36,754
Well played, Carl.
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