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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,832 A DOG'S LIFE 2 00:01:45,687 --> 00:01:49,637 Are we taking the tram, Franca? - No, I'll wait for Carlo. He's picking me up. 3 00:01:49,707 --> 00:01:52,585 When do you get married? - At the month's end. 4 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:56,021 Maybe. - Aren't you sure? 5 00:01:57,147 --> 00:02:00,264 You're going to go live with him, right? - Yes. 6 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:02,657 Where? - At Bovisa. 7 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:05,182 You'll be happy to change your life. 8 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:07,499 What change? 9 00:02:08,107 --> 00:02:10,302 Life will be the same. 10 00:02:13,907 --> 00:02:15,545 Who's that over there? 11 00:02:16,323 --> 00:02:18,197 Don't know her? My boss's wife. 12 00:02:18,267 --> 00:02:22,197 A dancer from a Viennese revue. She came to perform on tour in Italy. 13 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:25,262 She was on the white or red or green colt... I don't remember. 14 00:02:25,332 --> 00:02:28,347 My boss saw her half naked on the stage and married her. 15 00:02:28,587 --> 00:02:31,557 She was lucky. - All beautiful women are lucky. 16 00:02:31,627 --> 00:02:35,037 If I were as beautiful as you, I wouldn't be working here every day. 17 00:02:35,107 --> 00:02:36,109 No. 18 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:39,397 Look, Carlo's here. - Bye then. 19 00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:43,357 But I can walk with you for a bit. - No, we must discuss important matters. 20 00:02:43,427 --> 00:02:47,347 What's wrong? You seem odd today. - Oh, it's nothing. See ya later. - Bye. 21 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:48,775 Hi. 22 00:03:05,651 --> 00:03:10,031 It'll be just like your home here. - Yeah. With the roaches too, I bet. 23 00:03:11,267 --> 00:03:14,153 I don't get you. What's with you? - Nothing, nothing... 24 00:03:15,219 --> 00:03:16,821 I'll work and sleep here. 25 00:03:17,269 --> 00:03:19,577 This is the invention I told you about. 26 00:03:19,647 --> 00:03:21,837 Not finished yet but it's getting there. 27 00:03:21,907 --> 00:03:24,865 Applying this part to a typical mechanical loom, 28 00:03:25,027 --> 00:03:27,302 you can save at least up to 20%. 29 00:03:27,372 --> 00:03:29,344 It seems silly but it's important. 30 00:03:29,414 --> 00:03:31,656 You can earn a lot of money in this business. 31 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:33,065 Don't turn it on. 32 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:44,917 Franca, I don't get you. I asked you many times to come up and you never wanted to. 33 00:03:44,987 --> 00:03:48,104 And now, two weeks from the wedding you decide to. Why? 34 00:03:48,427 --> 00:03:50,304 Why should you care? 35 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:03,420 I think it'd be best to marry on Saturday. 36 00:04:03,587 --> 00:04:05,498 And leave for Genoa right after. 37 00:04:05,568 --> 00:04:07,862 That way we can stay 'til Sunday. 38 00:04:08,027 --> 00:04:09,983 You like that? - Yes. 39 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:13,665 If the day's nice, we'll have fun. You'll see. 40 00:04:13,827 --> 00:04:15,340 Gimme a light. 41 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:25,663 You're crying? Why? 42 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:29,503 Because we'll never be married. 43 00:04:29,907 --> 00:04:32,191 What are you saying? Who'll stop us? 44 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:34,820 Me. 45 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:39,385 Tell me what's wrong with you. - Nothing. 46 00:04:39,599 --> 00:04:41,782 I love you, Carlo. 47 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,503 But I don't want to marry you. 48 00:04:52,347 --> 00:04:54,707 What kind of nonsense is this? 49 00:04:55,347 --> 00:04:57,317 I'm tired, Carlo, of living like this. 50 00:04:57,387 --> 00:04:59,637 I'm tired of living in the cold, in poverty! 51 00:04:59,707 --> 00:05:02,877 Of getting up every day at dawn and dressing in rags! 52 00:05:02,947 --> 00:05:06,542 You love me you say and I love you too, but what's the use of it? 53 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,797 If we marry, it'll be the same life. 54 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:10,698 But I want to change my life! 55 00:05:10,867 --> 00:05:12,585 I can't take this anymore. 56 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:16,317 I want a real house, dresses, jewels. 57 00:05:16,387 --> 00:05:19,902 I'm done with this misery! - I get what you mean, Franca. 58 00:05:20,067 --> 00:05:23,696 But I also want something more than this. Much more. 59 00:05:23,987 --> 00:05:26,376 And when my invention is... - Your invention! 60 00:05:26,547 --> 00:05:30,117 My poor Carlo. You've been talking about it for so long... 61 00:05:30,187 --> 00:05:32,257 Who knows if you'll ever finish it. 62 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,497 And I'm tired of waiting. 63 00:05:35,787 --> 00:05:37,379 Forgive me, Carlo. 64 00:05:37,627 --> 00:05:40,187 But what I want, you cannot give me. 65 00:05:40,347 --> 00:05:42,417 And how do you plan to get it? 66 00:05:43,907 --> 00:05:45,898 By finding someone who'll pay me. 67 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:48,034 You know what they call women like that? 68 00:05:48,104 --> 00:05:50,175 Yeah, I know but I don't care. 69 00:05:51,547 --> 00:05:55,162 And now it's better that we end this and say goodbye. 70 00:05:58,467 --> 00:06:01,357 Forgive me, Carlo. I didn't want you to suffer. 71 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:05,500 Forget it. One thing I'd like to know before you go. 72 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:09,462 Why did you come here today if you knew you didn't want to marry me? 73 00:06:09,947 --> 00:06:11,426 Because I love you. 74 00:06:12,027 --> 00:06:15,063 And I wanted you to be... the first. 75 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,940 Goodbye, Carlo. 76 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:38,896 I'm leaving for Milan and we'll never see each other again. 77 00:06:47,947 --> 00:06:51,317 May I help you? - I'm looking for a single room. 78 00:06:51,387 --> 00:06:54,889 There are no singles. No one sleeps alone here. 79 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:58,877 But, wait, there is a girl. Could you get used to sleeping with her? 80 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:01,006 I suppose... - Come and get settled. 81 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:04,464 What do you do? Sing? Dance? - No. 82 00:07:04,587 --> 00:07:06,862 No? An attraction then? - What? 83 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,621 Yes, a contortionist, acrobat... - Oh, no. 84 00:07:09,747 --> 00:07:12,554 So what do you do? What's your specialty? 85 00:07:13,347 --> 00:07:18,059 I don't know, I... - I see. Never mind. 86 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:24,917 Could you share the room with her? - Of course! That way we could go halves. 87 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,376 Thank you. - Go on then. 88 00:07:27,549 --> 00:07:29,897 My name is Vera, and you? - Franca. 89 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:32,945 I sleep next to the window, but if you prefer... 90 00:07:33,015 --> 00:07:34,592 It doesn't matter to me. 91 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,842 The last two are empty. 92 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:44,101 And those are for you. - Thanks. 93 00:07:45,547 --> 00:07:47,702 Are you out of work? - Yes. 94 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,425 This year I did well. 95 00:07:50,587 --> 00:07:53,545 I've been at the Alhambra since January. 96 00:07:53,987 --> 00:07:55,957 Where do you come from? - Milan. 97 00:07:56,027 --> 00:08:00,117 Who were you with? - With nobody, I had a job. 98 00:08:00,187 --> 00:08:02,064 At a resort? - No, a factory. 99 00:08:03,627 --> 00:08:07,677 Were you fired? - No. I wanted to go on the stage. 100 00:08:07,747 --> 00:08:09,180 Why? 101 00:08:09,347 --> 00:08:12,145 Because I was tired of living like an animal. 102 00:08:12,307 --> 00:08:14,937 Living in the middle of dirt, cold and poverty. 103 00:08:21,787 --> 00:08:25,075 And you think this'll be any different? - No. 104 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:27,859 But I don't intend to stay in vaudeville. 105 00:08:28,027 --> 00:08:32,145 Then what good is it to you? - For finding a rich husband. 106 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,237 It's the only way out for a girl like me. 107 00:08:37,307 --> 00:08:41,095 Sometimes I thought about it too. To get out of here... 108 00:08:41,915 --> 00:08:45,537 Only all the ones with money are always old and ugly. 109 00:08:46,027 --> 00:08:49,940 You can't have everything. - I know but I can't do it. 110 00:08:50,107 --> 00:08:52,063 And besides, I'm engaged. 111 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:53,434 Is that him? 112 00:08:54,147 --> 00:08:56,024 Is he rich? - I don't know. 113 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,037 Why do you want to marry him? 114 00:08:58,107 --> 00:09:01,895 Because I love him. And because I want a family, a home. 115 00:09:03,347 --> 00:09:07,122 I've never had one. Maybe that's why I want it so bad. 116 00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:11,557 I was born in a circus. My mother worked as a rider, 117 00:09:11,627 --> 00:09:14,937 which was the fashion then and my father was a comedian. 118 00:09:15,007 --> 00:09:17,145 Shall I make you a coffee? - Thanks. 119 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:19,298 Have you met anyone yet? - No. 120 00:09:19,561 --> 00:09:22,997 Tonight come with me to the Alhambra and I'll introduce you to the director. 121 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,437 The company is going to the provinces soon. 122 00:09:25,507 --> 00:09:28,077 We'll need new acts. I want him to see you. 123 00:09:28,147 --> 00:09:30,356 What can you can tell him? I know nothing. 124 00:09:30,426 --> 00:09:34,382 No matter. You've got a fine figure which is not an easy thing to find. 125 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,537 And who is this director? - Martoni. 126 00:09:38,387 --> 00:09:41,445 Never heard of him. - You will. You will. 127 00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:45,877 In my chest, there's a flame for those sea blue eyes. 128 00:09:45,947 --> 00:09:49,542 I've no appetite because of those sea blue eyes. 129 00:09:49,707 --> 00:09:53,197 What do you want? What do you want? What do you want from me? 130 00:09:53,267 --> 00:09:56,758 I see, watch, fall asleep, dream, wake up and go back to sleep. 131 00:09:56,828 --> 00:10:00,578 In my dream I call for "Tit�". In my dream I call for "Tit�". 132 00:10:00,747 --> 00:10:04,137 I wake, wash, look out, close the window and go back to sleep. 133 00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:07,919 And in my sleep I call for "Tit�"! And in my sleep I call for "Tit�"! 134 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:11,797 I'm so crazy, I'm so crazy, I'm so crazy for you! 135 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:15,382 I'm so obsessed, so obsessed, so obsessed about you. 136 00:10:15,452 --> 00:10:17,557 What can I, what can I, what can I do? 137 00:10:17,627 --> 00:10:19,928 What can I, what can I, what can I do? 138 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:25,717 Come. Let's wait til the act is over. - Where's Mr. Martoni? 139 00:10:25,787 --> 00:10:29,357 On stage. He'll be done soon. But don't worry, I told him about you. 140 00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:32,897 He's bound to take you as long as you ask for no advance. 141 00:10:34,588 --> 00:10:36,447 Look, it's Mario! 142 00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,317 Mario! - Aren't you done yet? 143 00:10:46,387 --> 00:10:49,093 No. But why are you here? You know Martoni won't like it. 144 00:10:49,163 --> 00:10:51,780 Yeah, but I was tired of waiting. 145 00:10:52,655 --> 00:10:54,942 This is Mario, my fiance. 146 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,083 Hello. - A pleasure. 147 00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:03,501 The act is over. Now go away. 148 00:11:03,571 --> 00:11:06,375 I understand but hurry up. I'm tired of waiting. 149 00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:11,062 Tell Fontana I won't do an encore. 150 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,083 Still here! You're lucky Martoni always conquers 151 00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:21,746 or else we'd be starving like the rest of you! 152 00:11:25,175 --> 00:11:26,877 What? Still here! 153 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,397 You! You, move it! 154 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,698 Whatcha doing? - Miss Lucy won't come down. 155 00:11:30,768 --> 00:11:34,077 But what can we do alone? Gross! - But you can do it with Miss Lucy! 156 00:11:34,147 --> 00:11:36,980 Go on, get on the stage! Lucy! 157 00:11:37,147 --> 00:11:40,374 Lucy! Lucy! - Yeah? 158 00:11:41,587 --> 00:11:44,237 Let's go! You're on! - You do it! 159 00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:46,333 What's with you? Go on! Not going? - No! 160 00:11:46,403 --> 00:11:48,256 Don't be an fool, go! - I won't! 161 00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:52,045 Cause in the contract it says our names should be written just as large. 162 00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:54,757 Seen the posters? My name's so tiny you can't see it! 163 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:57,277 It was a typo! Don't be a fool! 164 00:11:57,347 --> 00:12:00,357 I put under it "comic soubrette". Tomorrow, I'll make it bigger. Go on! 165 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:05,897 Zip it! My name must be written in bold and yours and mine must be the same size! 166 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:09,997 Fine! Tomorrow I'll make yours bigger and put it above mine if you like! 167 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:13,237 Big or small the name, dear Lucy, doesn't matter! 168 00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:15,401 How many times I've gone before a public 169 00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:18,543 who didn't even know my name and they still talk about me now. 170 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,878 Go on, it rang... - Off! I ain't going, got it? 171 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,423 'Cause for your information, I'm sick of you! 172 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:28,585 Every day I get offers from big shows: Rossi, Pownel, Da Rosetta, Secchi, all! 173 00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,877 But I stayed with you 'cause I pitied you. 174 00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:34,037 'Cause without me you'd starve to death! You wouldn't get a dime! 175 00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:38,102 But I'm sick of it! I'm ditching you! I'm leaving! Got it? I'm done! 176 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:41,620 And remember: There's only one Lucy D'Astrid! 177 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:45,237 Go drop dead, you floozy! 178 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,433 "Lucy D'Astrid" is a name I gave you! It was from a mare than ran at the races! 179 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:54,030 Remember that when I met you had only one name: Filomena KissedThemAll! 180 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,237 Girls, get on the stage! - What? Without Lucy? 181 00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:02,637 Get out there! Moreno take Lucy's place! Go! 182 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:03,877 Me? - Yes! 183 00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:06,517 But what can I do? - What Lucy did! Go on! 184 00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:10,031 Like this without a soldier's uniform? - Here! Take this! Go on! 185 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:15,311 The curtain! Go on, girls! Go! 186 00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:17,583 Come on! Go Go! 187 00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:20,317 Go, go! Hurry, they're waiting! 188 00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:22,662 Can you hold him? - Come on! Go! 189 00:13:23,347 --> 00:13:24,575 Who's this? 190 00:13:48,347 --> 00:13:51,419 Mr. Martoni! This is the girl I told you about. 191 00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:54,818 Yes, but not now. - But you already said "yes". 192 00:13:54,987 --> 00:13:56,261 But... 193 00:13:57,507 --> 00:13:59,763 My name is Franca. - Your name doesn't matter. 194 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,739 Let me see you. Walk a little over there. Go on! 195 00:14:04,747 --> 00:14:06,180 Raise your skirt. 196 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:07,866 Raise your skirt! 197 00:14:08,796 --> 00:14:11,437 She's afraid to do it? - Go on, Franca! - Go on! 198 00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:15,261 It's for artistic reasons not to check out your legs. 199 00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:21,506 Alright. No advances and the pay'll be delayed. 200 00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:26,221 We'll take her in place of this one's mother who couldn't leave Rome. 201 00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:29,061 All I needed was a dog too! 202 00:14:42,187 --> 00:14:44,837 Giggetto! Come! - You called? 203 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:47,979 Don't waste my time! Lower the Italian flag! - Right away! 204 00:14:53,507 --> 00:14:55,259 Hey! Maestro! 205 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:05,096 Not you, little one! 206 00:15:06,107 --> 00:15:07,460 Maestro! 207 00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,425 Trieste! Yes! 208 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,817 There's only one Garibaldi! 209 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:44,117 Here. He's the only the artist who's always successful 210 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:47,455 and makes no fuss about the posters. Just look. 211 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,665 Get up! 212 00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:09,503 That's my seat. 213 00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:13,061 Sleep. Tomorrow is the debut. 214 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,921 Have you seen Moreno? - He's in the back. 215 00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:25,623 Pass. - Double on the king. Three of a kind! - There. 216 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:28,176 You always win. - What? 217 00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:30,677 Who's dealing? Go on. 218 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,237 Why don't you get some zzzs, dears, instead of reading, eh? 219 00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:43,663 You won't be able to lift your foot at day. 220 00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:48,705 Maestro! Maestro, enough with the orchestrating! 221 00:16:50,187 --> 00:16:52,940 If he falls asleep again, cut the rope. 222 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,743 Excuse me, excuse me! - Hey, one moment! 223 00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:05,197 Excuse me. Do you have the company's tickets? 224 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,229 No, my secretary. - Where's he? 225 00:17:07,299 --> 00:17:11,095 Giv'em some of the tickets. Show'em. Please. 226 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:29,781 Tickets! - With the company. 227 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,546 Company. - Company. 228 00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:37,539 I was the one in the passage. Did my secretary show... - Yes, he has. And her? 229 00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:41,645 I was the one in the passage. Didn't you see the tickets? 230 00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:45,182 Not you, the young lady! - Company. 231 00:17:50,187 --> 00:17:53,145 Yes, we travel together. - OK. 232 00:17:54,427 --> 00:17:56,019 Thank you. 233 00:17:57,839 --> 00:18:01,473 Excuse me, what company are you from? - I'm not... 234 00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:04,104 How did it pop into your head to say... 235 00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:06,357 And what could I do? - "Do"? 236 00:18:06,427 --> 00:18:10,545 Saying you're in the company... Fine, but why...? 237 00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,885 What are you looking at? 238 00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:18,687 Excuse me. 239 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:34,637 Why don't you have a ticket? - 'Cause I've lost it. 240 00:18:34,707 --> 00:18:39,317 Hey, don't start lying. I don't like you 'cause you poked me without saying sorry. 241 00:18:39,387 --> 00:18:43,393 Oh, I'm very sorry. Did I hurt you? - Well, let's forget it. 242 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:48,321 So why don't you have a ticket? - I've already told you, I have lost it. 243 00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,026 One moment! 244 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:56,360 Listen, I've been running around the world for 30 years. You can trust me. 245 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,557 What happened? Why are you running? Tell me, don't be afraid. 246 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:02,037 Guards are looking for me. - Guards? 247 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:06,279 But I'm not a thief! - Excuse me, it was a question. 248 00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:09,037 You said, "the guards are looking for me", and I ask why. 249 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,416 They want to bring me back to my town. 250 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:14,424 They say I can't stay in Rome because I've no job. 251 00:19:14,494 --> 00:19:17,277 You don't want to go back home. Did something happen there? 252 00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:21,579 No, it's 'cause my mother remarried a widower with two children. 253 00:19:21,747 --> 00:19:24,060 And I no longer have anyone. 254 00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:28,091 Ah, it was she! - Yes, little one. 255 00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:30,780 Make yourself at home. - Close the door, idiot! 256 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,938 Can I do anything? - Yes. 257 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,541 Go beddy-bye or you'll catch cold, doll. 258 00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:40,517 He's one of my artists. 259 00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:43,597 I'm the director of a revue. 260 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:48,580 You see, we artists have lots of problems and I can't take on another right now. 261 00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,517 You know the usher'll come, you said, "company", 262 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:55,580 he'll check the tickets and I'll get in trouble. 263 00:19:57,015 --> 00:20:00,081 I'm sorry I can't help you. Have any money? 264 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,420 Me neither. 265 00:20:04,227 --> 00:20:07,524 Well... good night. If need be... 266 00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:09,666 Good luck. 267 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:12,274 Thank you. 268 00:20:20,147 --> 00:20:24,698 You read it too. It's the telegram we got in with the description. 269 00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:26,340 Excuse me, boss! 270 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:30,262 Does the train arriving now have any other stop after Rome? - No. - No? 271 00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:33,464 Then the girl must still be on the train. 272 00:20:35,547 --> 00:20:38,161 Porter! My luggage! 273 00:20:38,307 --> 00:20:39,706 Let's go, get down. 274 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:41,978 Porter! Porter! 275 00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:46,018 Porter! Porter! 276 00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:48,610 Forget about the porter! There isn't any! 277 00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:58,700 Check all the cars. - Yes, Sir. 278 00:20:59,187 --> 00:21:02,997 You must get all the other trunks! Don't cause confusion! 279 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,837 Hey! Hey! - One moment! 280 00:21:04,907 --> 00:21:08,170 But that moment is now! - Excuse me, I didn't see... 281 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,037 But all these girls? - They're mine. Daughters? - Artists. They work with me. 282 00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:14,837 What kind of work do they do? - The Martoni Revue Company. 283 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,057 We debut today at the Politeama. - Dancers! 284 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:20,123 Ah, dancers... - Please, artists! - Even her? 285 00:21:24,798 --> 00:21:28,439 Yes, the entire troop. - Ah, the entire troop! 286 00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:32,105 Then let me see some of your IDs. - Excuse me, Marshall... 287 00:21:32,175 --> 00:21:35,031 Marshal? Sergeant! - Don't get mad, we're all Italians here! 288 00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,865 So what? - Where's my secretary? Pilone! 289 00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:40,997 Show the marshall here, I mean the sergeant, 290 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,197 our IDs, tickets, all of that. 291 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,157 Tickets? - The passports too! 292 00:21:45,227 --> 00:21:47,397 As you wish. Wanna search the trunks? 293 00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:50,397 No...! - We don't have any cocaine on us, my dear Sergeant! 294 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,917 Here they are. - They're not for playing cards! 295 00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:55,979 They're to show there's no trick, understand? 296 00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:01,557 Everything in order? - No, just a moment. 297 00:22:01,627 --> 00:22:03,589 That young lady's is needed. 298 00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:06,397 Ah! What a ding-dong you are! 299 00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:11,000 You put that in my pocket! - It's in your pocket. Let's see. 300 00:22:11,587 --> 00:22:12,940 Here, here it is. 301 00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:14,301 Here. 302 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,157 Lucy D' Astrid. Sou... Sou... 303 00:22:18,227 --> 00:22:20,024 "Brette". Soubrette. 304 00:22:20,187 --> 00:22:23,224 Strange. She doesn't look like her. - Ah, well... 305 00:22:23,294 --> 00:22:26,397 That's because it was an automatic and later she died her hair 306 00:22:26,467 --> 00:22:28,383 and had it cut. You understand? 307 00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:30,964 See, look at this one. Is that me? Well, it is! 308 00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:33,798 True, it looks like somebody else. - I keep it as a memento. 309 00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:35,517 Come on, girls! Thank you. 310 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,810 Let's go! Move it! - See ya, Sergeant! 311 00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:39,416 There you are! 312 00:22:40,377 --> 00:22:42,694 Still making faces! - Where do I bring this? 313 00:22:42,764 --> 00:22:45,824 Where else? To the theater with the rest of it! 314 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,332 Miz D'Astrid! - My name's Margherita. 315 00:22:48,402 --> 00:22:50,333 Yes! And my name's Fool! 316 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,404 Let's go. 317 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,185 Yes, it's clean. 318 00:23:00,468 --> 00:23:03,615 Girls, don't be intimidated and show some class. 319 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:12,542 Good day. - Are you the manager? - Yeah. 320 00:23:12,947 --> 00:23:15,797 We're variety artistes, you've musta seen our bills. 321 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:19,597 We shoulda debuted at the Milan Politeama, but we came here to Civita Pratese instead. 322 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:23,425 We should like... - To stay here? - Exactly. - We ain't got no rooms. 323 00:23:23,495 --> 00:23:27,317 But we're easy to please. Anything, beds in the halls, 324 00:23:27,387 --> 00:23:31,303 even in the bathrooms. We'd be fine... - Please, don't worry about it. 325 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:34,573 Would you two... sleep together? - Yes! 326 00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:36,285 I get it. 327 00:23:37,147 --> 00:23:40,350 In the same hotel. - Yeah, I get it. 328 00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:45,997 Listen, if you find a free room, get inside. 329 00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:49,862 I've got the lodging problem fixed now I'll see how they think. Go on. 330 00:23:54,747 --> 00:23:57,181 Seven and a half royals! Here and here. 331 00:23:58,427 --> 00:24:00,577 Here. Easy, easy, easy. 332 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,345 Coffee? - Yes. 333 00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:05,499 An espresso, please. A bit on the strong side. 334 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,157 A nice little town this, eh? Live here? - Yes. 335 00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:12,866 Should be a good life, no? - Eh, good... 336 00:24:12,936 --> 00:24:15,177 It was once. But now... 337 00:24:16,307 --> 00:24:19,299 It was in the time of... when there was... 338 00:24:19,369 --> 00:24:20,941 Eh? - Yeah. 339 00:24:21,747 --> 00:24:25,233 Eh... And how do they think here? 340 00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:30,957 How should they think? - Politically, the atmosphere is like... 341 00:24:31,027 --> 00:24:33,860 And what do you think? - Well, I'm an actor. 342 00:24:34,027 --> 00:24:36,099 Artists are a bit above politics. 343 00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:40,186 Excuse me, but tell me what you think. - Don't be afraid. Soon I'll be gone. 344 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:41,985 Let's be friends. 345 00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:46,176 You can tell me, we're no longer in the time of... 346 00:24:46,707 --> 00:24:48,937 Whaddya think? - You go first. 347 00:24:49,107 --> 00:24:50,381 Well, I... 348 00:24:52,947 --> 00:24:55,077 Is there another way to think? 349 00:24:55,147 --> 00:24:58,457 I think like... - Then you just think like me! 350 00:24:58,921 --> 00:25:00,506 Bravo! 351 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:05,477 Come on, forget the coffee. You didn't understand me. 352 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:09,620 I'm Martoni. You'll have seen my name in the papers. 353 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:13,157 We debuted at the Politeama with a revue. 354 00:25:13,227 --> 00:25:16,717 The one with the dancers? - Yes, dancers, actors... 355 00:25:16,787 --> 00:25:20,917 And since we actors gotta do some political sketches... 356 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:25,157 Go all out on them then! - That's the point. Can we? 357 00:25:25,227 --> 00:25:28,274 Sure! - Without fear of... - No way! - Missiles from the gallery... 358 00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:32,063 No. - And going out...? - No. - In short, we can... 359 00:25:32,227 --> 00:25:34,343 Of course. - Against them? 360 00:25:34,587 --> 00:25:37,522 Against who else? - Listen, young man, I need 361 00:25:37,592 --> 00:25:40,540 you to be clear with me 'cause we're facing death. 362 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:43,185 Against which "them"? - Oh, God, the "comrades"! 363 00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:45,224 Oh, bless me! Excuse me. 364 00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:48,577 There. Want to see the show? - Yes. 365 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:51,420 Have a wife? - Yes. - Then I'll get you an armchair. 366 00:25:51,490 --> 00:25:54,983 That'll do. With wives it's better... Bye. 367 00:26:07,707 --> 00:26:09,140 Good luck! 368 00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,346 Comrade! 369 00:26:22,507 --> 00:26:26,765 Let's do the Russian sketch. Little Father, the bomb... 370 00:26:26,938 --> 00:26:28,877 Cavaliere! - And the orchestra? 371 00:26:28,947 --> 00:26:31,302 What orchestra? Being ironic? 372 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,265 Some orchestra! They're older than the Civil War! 373 00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:37,082 They don't even know if they're alive! 374 00:26:38,627 --> 00:26:41,863 Maestro? - Yes? - They're dancing there? - And why not? 375 00:26:42,027 --> 00:26:44,029 Look, there are two rotten tables. 376 00:26:44,099 --> 00:26:46,477 You need to reinforce them from below the stage. 377 00:26:46,547 --> 00:26:49,637 Because if one falls, we don't want the responsibility. Got it? 378 00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:51,197 OK, leave it to me! 379 00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:54,397 We need to get ready 'cause the movie's over. Quick, Maestro! 380 00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:56,917 Go on, Maestro! I already spoke with Toscanini! 381 00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:59,376 The music! - Go on out there! Hurry! 382 00:26:59,446 --> 00:27:02,264 This is all show biz! 383 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:05,184 Oh, excuse me! I'm so sorry. 384 00:27:05,254 --> 00:27:07,437 You could knock before entering! 385 00:27:07,507 --> 00:27:11,357 I'm getting dressed. What is it? - What should we have her do today? 386 00:27:11,427 --> 00:27:13,657 Well, what should we do? Don't know... 387 00:27:13,947 --> 00:27:17,725 Work the curtain. - OK. Take Olga, who's as tall. - The costumes? 388 00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:20,385 The La Cucaracha ones. - We'll take them in... 389 00:27:20,455 --> 00:27:24,947 No widen them! See how big she is! Come on, get on the stage, damn it! 390 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:56,677 That old fool got me a band of tin cans! Whatcha saying? 391 00:27:56,747 --> 00:28:00,157 I must do something but I can't remember! - Don't shout! I ain't deaf! 392 00:28:00,227 --> 00:28:02,637 The key to the lights? - Yeah, but something else... 393 00:28:02,707 --> 00:28:05,397 Fine! I don't care about the rest! - Dammit! 394 00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:09,062 And you, you're always in the way! We're working! Go! 395 00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:20,327 Have a match? - Ah, excuse me. 396 00:28:23,347 --> 00:28:25,781 My word of honor, I could hug you! 397 00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:29,098 Have you seen my work in Rome? - No, not at all. 398 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:32,100 Surely, if you came to Italy, how things would change! 399 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:35,037 I've always worked in Italy. I've been to Locarno... 400 00:28:35,107 --> 00:28:37,746 You? But I'm not talking about you! 401 00:28:38,507 --> 00:28:41,277 Ah, you were talking about the mustache...? - Right! 402 00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:44,157 If he were really here, how they'd carry him in triumph! 403 00:28:44,227 --> 00:28:45,957 Really? - Why, don't you know? 404 00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:48,677 They gave Civita the nickname of "Mosquito". 405 00:28:48,747 --> 00:28:50,971 As if it were a little Moscow! 406 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:54,601 'Cause everybody here are comrades? - Everybody. - All? 407 00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:57,305 There's one here of a different mind. 408 00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,157 Who? - Who? 409 00:28:59,227 --> 00:29:01,980 The hotel bartender at the Leon D'Oro. 410 00:29:03,787 --> 00:29:06,540 Yeah, trash. He wouldn't like it at all. 411 00:29:06,707 --> 00:29:10,630 The first time he tried to play his tricks, 10 days in bed! 412 00:29:26,227 --> 00:29:28,946 Did I do OK, Mr. Martoni? - Eh, yes. 413 00:29:29,107 --> 00:29:31,102 Now we need to see if we'll do OK. 414 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,596 Little Father! 415 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,705 Little Father! 416 00:29:39,267 --> 00:29:41,417 Little Father! 417 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,969 Little Father! - All right! 418 00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:47,557 We are ruinedski! - Why? 419 00:29:47,627 --> 00:29:51,357 Because our enemieski found out that our hydrogen bombs 420 00:29:51,427 --> 00:29:54,464 are only hand grenades from the first world war. 421 00:29:54,534 --> 00:29:56,276 That's what they think! 422 00:29:57,627 --> 00:30:02,143 We have the H Bomb! - The K Bomb, the MP1 Bomb! 423 00:30:02,307 --> 00:30:04,717 What are you talking about? - The truth. 424 00:30:04,787 --> 00:30:07,037 Stupid, what do you know? - I know all! 425 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:09,061 Why is that? - Ain't I your secretary? 426 00:30:09,131 --> 00:30:12,257 Fine then! Fine! - Come on! Out with it! 427 00:30:12,427 --> 00:30:17,023 We can speak freely. We're alone! - If the Americans ever realized it! 428 00:30:17,093 --> 00:30:20,696 We have 80 million! - All of them starving! 429 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:26,096 What are you saying? - If no one can hear us... - No one? 430 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:29,828 We're alone in the Kremlin! - One can hear all here! - Where? 431 00:30:29,898 --> 00:30:32,056 Everybody can hear us! Everybody! 432 00:30:32,126 --> 00:30:34,804 But we're alone! - Who told you that? 433 00:30:36,387 --> 00:30:38,764 They are a bunch of sheep! 434 00:30:41,227 --> 00:30:42,477 One moment! 435 00:30:42,547 --> 00:30:47,444 They are not a bunch of sheep! We are the only nation in the world! 436 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,586 Dying of hunger! 437 00:31:02,387 --> 00:31:05,277 Open the curtain. Go, get in your dressing rooms! 438 00:31:05,347 --> 00:31:07,606 Hey! Are you nuts? Dammit, close it! 439 00:31:07,676 --> 00:31:10,437 You stroll on the stage like you're at the park. Open it. 440 00:31:10,507 --> 00:31:13,797 Eh, my girl... Ah! Evening! Evening, Brigadier! 441 00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:15,744 Hide yourself. Evening! 442 00:31:27,896 --> 00:31:30,508 Excuse me, Martoni, my wife and child are here. 443 00:31:30,578 --> 00:31:34,677 Great! Moreno, escort the brigadier to his wife. 444 00:31:34,747 --> 00:31:38,135 That girl went on stage and they mistook her for the acrobat! 445 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:16,013 That's what I needed to do! 446 00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:21,477 It was more the shock than anything. Feel better now? 447 00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:25,096 I'm very sorry... - If you get up, your elbow'll hurt. 448 00:32:25,267 --> 00:32:27,917 I'm better, thanks. - Listen. 449 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:32,139 Then if you're really better, stop looking like you're going to die. 450 00:32:32,307 --> 00:32:36,077 I'm sorry I ruined everything. - Ruined? 451 00:32:36,147 --> 00:32:39,677 There was nothing to ruin. - You say that 'cause you're kind. 452 00:32:39,747 --> 00:32:43,023 No, I say it because we're totally ruined. 453 00:32:43,187 --> 00:32:47,277 Well, uh... sleep on it and have a good sleep. 454 00:32:47,347 --> 00:32:49,350 But I'm not sleepy. 455 00:32:50,587 --> 00:32:53,687 OK, that means you want to eat something. 456 00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:56,555 Then you'll get sleepy. - I'm not hungry. 457 00:32:56,707 --> 00:33:00,557 There's bread and ham. Which one? - I'm not hungry! 458 00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:04,237 My girl, if you're not hungry or sleepy, why did you run away from home? 459 00:33:04,307 --> 00:33:07,340 To be a sleepwalker? To stay in bed? - Yeah, OK. 460 00:33:07,481 --> 00:33:12,157 And you bring her some food. Nice! It's a local specialty. - Mr. Martoni! 461 00:33:12,227 --> 00:33:14,637 I'm going to the bathroom! - There's no hot water. 462 00:33:14,707 --> 00:33:17,901 I'm not going there to wash but to sleep! 463 00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:21,196 Excuse me, Mr. Martoni, if you don't mind, we don't have any... 464 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,506 But my girl, her elbow hurts, she's sick. 465 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:29,397 She can't sleep or eat and you want money! You have no feelings! - It was for Franca. 466 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:32,637 Franca? Heavens! She understands! She's like one of the family! 467 00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:35,157 And if money's going to start to matter, my girl... 468 00:33:35,227 --> 00:33:37,536 But the bill? - Leave it to me. 469 00:33:37,606 --> 00:33:40,904 On your feet, tomorrow at 9, 'cause we're leaving at 10:30. 470 00:33:41,147 --> 00:33:43,502 If all goes smoothly. - OK. 471 00:33:46,867 --> 00:33:49,779 And now? - We must be patient. 472 00:33:49,947 --> 00:33:52,050 You saw that it went badly tonight. 473 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:55,517 Whatcha doing? - Going to sleep on that chair. 474 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:59,381 Nonsense. Sleep here. It can't get any worse. - Thanks. 475 00:34:00,067 --> 00:34:02,661 You regret it. Be honest. - Regret what? 476 00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:07,154 Coming along with us. - Why? It's what I was looking for, no? 477 00:34:07,570 --> 00:34:10,381 A shop window to show off the goods. 478 00:34:21,787 --> 00:34:25,422 Whatcha doing? - Writing to Mario. I promised to write him every night. 479 00:34:25,492 --> 00:34:29,407 Does the light annoy you? - No, your being so stupid does. 480 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:39,224 Do you have a boyfriend too? - Me? 481 00:34:41,598 --> 00:34:42,988 No. 482 00:35:28,947 --> 00:35:33,144 You see... - Yes, I know. Mr. Martoni will pay the bill. - Exactly. 483 00:35:33,427 --> 00:35:34,826 Let's go. 484 00:35:36,147 --> 00:35:38,980 I really want to see how this is going to end. 485 00:35:39,147 --> 00:35:40,819 Hurry. 486 00:35:44,627 --> 00:35:46,077 One of the company! 487 00:35:46,147 --> 00:35:48,317 Mr. Martoni'll see to the bill. - I know. 488 00:35:48,387 --> 00:35:50,317 Are they all gone? - Yes. 489 00:35:50,387 --> 00:35:52,317 Even Martoni? - No not him. 490 00:35:52,387 --> 00:35:54,237 Unless he jumped out the window. 491 00:35:54,307 --> 00:35:57,597 These guys are capable of anything. - That's why the dog's in the yard. 492 00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:00,446 If Martoni tries, Drago'll gobble him up. 493 00:36:16,907 --> 00:36:18,818 There, we're leaving. 494 00:36:19,507 --> 00:36:21,357 This hotel suited us very well. 495 00:36:21,427 --> 00:36:24,077 You're a little gruff but after all... 496 00:36:24,147 --> 00:36:26,945 I'd like to give you a photo, if I may. 497 00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:29,747 With a dedication. May I? 498 00:36:31,227 --> 00:36:34,558 May I have your name? - Alcibiade Fraschetti. 499 00:36:34,707 --> 00:36:39,670 With two Ts, right? - Two. - Alcibiade Fraschetti... 500 00:36:39,884 --> 00:36:42,597 It'll make a fine picture. Hang it up for luck. 501 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:47,138 Now then, the bill is ready? - Yes. - How much? - 37,500 lire. 502 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:49,277 37,500 lire! That's nothing. 503 00:36:49,347 --> 00:36:54,593 I'll give you 38,000, OK? 38,000! That's 500 more! - Ah, 38... 504 00:36:54,663 --> 00:36:57,776 Yes, a tip for the maid. - No, she's not a maid. 505 00:36:58,027 --> 00:37:00,700 That's my wife. - Ah, excuse me. 506 00:37:00,907 --> 00:37:05,116 I'd give 38,000 equally to the bar girls. 507 00:37:05,186 --> 00:37:07,517 No, I don't accept checks. - What? 508 00:37:07,587 --> 00:37:09,657 I wouldn't know what to do with a check. 509 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,957 You'll give me 37,500 lire right now in cash, understand? 510 00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:17,717 Maybe checks aren't used in these parts but... - No, but I prefer the real thing. 511 00:37:17,787 --> 00:37:20,495 What's today's date? - Today is the 24th. 512 00:37:20,565 --> 00:37:24,117 The 24th of... - But it's no use you writing... 513 00:37:24,187 --> 00:37:27,157 It's March. - And funds'll be deposited here. March. 514 00:37:27,227 --> 00:37:30,717 You're wasting your time. You must gimme 37,500 lire. 515 00:37:30,787 --> 00:37:34,085 Be good and stop writing. - Leggo of my hand, I must sign. 516 00:37:34,155 --> 00:37:37,223 I can't accept it. I need cash. Behave. 517 00:37:37,293 --> 00:37:39,243 Why? Excuse me, ain't this money? 518 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:42,064 Are you doubting my signature? It's not false. 519 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:45,277 It's not that... - Hey, you're dealing with gentlemen here! 520 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:47,907 But I didn't say you were a dog... 521 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,982 Speaking of dogs, your dog... is he healthy? 522 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:56,779 Ah, Drago? - He's not hydrophobic? - No, he's very well. A guard dog, you see. 523 00:37:57,707 --> 00:38:00,637 Signed Nino Martoni. 524 00:38:00,707 --> 00:38:02,597 Tomorrow morning, you... - Cut it out. 525 00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:07,077 If you don't let me sign it, it won't... - It's useless. I will never accept it. 526 00:38:07,147 --> 00:38:11,653 They all ate like crazy here, understand? - Like crazy? Why should they have fasted? 527 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:16,133 Pasta, meat... - What should we've eaten? The tables? Whyja think I'm paying you? 528 00:38:16,203 --> 00:38:19,517 Gimme my money! - Ain't this money? - I don't accept it! 529 00:38:19,587 --> 00:38:24,517 I don't travel with cash! - No checks! - You can't refuse them! - I can! 530 00:38:24,587 --> 00:38:27,277 What are banks for then, buddy? - I don't care! 531 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:31,637 Don't get mad. - Be nice then. - You too. We're all friends! All Italians! 532 00:38:31,707 --> 00:38:35,998 We love each other yet we always fight! - I've been around the world, understand? 533 00:38:36,068 --> 00:38:39,778 And I want my money! How can I explain it? Should I speak French? 534 00:38:40,587 --> 00:38:42,237 All right, you win. 535 00:38:42,307 --> 00:38:46,135 May I use the phone? - Go right ahead. Here. 536 00:38:47,347 --> 00:38:50,225 What's Politeama's number? - 3721. 537 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:57,024 Take it. There's still time to take the check. 538 00:38:57,094 --> 00:38:59,517 I say it for your own good. - I want the money. 539 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,340 It's in your interest. - I don't care. 540 00:39:03,947 --> 00:39:08,304 Hello? The Politeama office, please. 541 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:11,837 I'm calling for Luigi. Yes, Luigi the administrator. 542 00:39:11,907 --> 00:39:15,593 This is Martoni. Cavaliere Martoni. 543 00:39:19,427 --> 00:39:21,877 Hello? - Hello, Luigi. Is that you? 544 00:39:21,947 --> 00:39:25,717 This is Giggetto. - Listen, I'm detained at the Golden Lion. 545 00:39:25,787 --> 00:39:29,431 "Detained", in a manner of speaking, because the manager doesn't trust... 546 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,397 People like us. - It's not that... 547 00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:34,797 Lemme speak, please. I'm speaking to the Administrator. It's too late now. 548 00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:38,095 The Administrator speaks! - And he doesn't want to accept the check. 549 00:39:39,307 --> 00:39:41,837 Cash? Are you retarded, Mr. Martoni? 550 00:39:41,907 --> 00:39:44,837 The payment will hafta be made just like it was in Viterbo. 551 00:39:44,907 --> 00:39:47,517 Ah, Viterbo! Should I wear the mustache? 552 00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:50,784 Remember, that was another hotel manager who wouldn't trust us. 553 00:39:51,267 --> 00:39:53,258 Yes, SP. - SP? 554 00:39:53,427 --> 00:39:58,277 SP: Security Payment. Petty cash we have for emergencies. 555 00:39:58,347 --> 00:40:00,905 When somebody doesn't trust us like you, we pay him... 556 00:40:00,975 --> 00:40:03,437 But I didn't mean it like that. - Then I can...? 557 00:40:03,507 --> 00:40:05,973 No, - Never mind. Don't waste my time. 558 00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:09,019 But it's a bit dangerous. - But be quick, eh? 559 00:40:09,347 --> 00:40:12,817 There's a man waiting here who wants cash. 560 00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:18,452 Now in a bit, you'll get it. 561 00:40:31,627 --> 00:40:35,637 I thought it was the Administrator. - Excuse me, is Mr Martoni staying here? 562 00:40:35,707 --> 00:40:38,062 Martoni has left... eh... - He's Martoni. 563 00:40:38,132 --> 00:40:40,820 Is that right? You're Martoni? Follow me. 564 00:40:40,987 --> 00:40:42,917 Me? Why? - Why? 565 00:40:42,987 --> 00:40:46,357 How should I know? - Not know? - I say... - Explain yourself. 566 00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:50,311 I'm a sergeant. - Sergeant of what? - Public Security. - From Rome? 567 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:53,517 From Rome. - And you've come to take me? - Yes, Sir. - To Rome? 568 00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:57,111 What has he done? - What has he done? Signed bounced checks! 569 00:40:57,181 --> 00:40:59,637 Told you! - OK! - He wanted to gimme one. - Really? 570 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:05,792 I wanted you to sign 'cause I would've made a deposit at Milan. That's all. 571 00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:08,237 That's it exactly. Eh... eh... 572 00:41:08,307 --> 00:41:10,481 And I still gotta go? - Yes. To the station. 573 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:13,134 Just one moment, I must get 37,500 lire. 574 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:17,195 Right. - Fine. I called my director. He'll bring it. 575 00:41:17,265 --> 00:41:20,955 You're taking my pen then? - Sorry, I didn't notice. - Let's go! 576 00:41:21,025 --> 00:41:25,077 I... am... - No, in that case, I'll hold on to his luggage. 577 00:41:25,147 --> 00:41:28,671 My luggage? - Yeah, yeah! - What "yeah, yeah"? But you're the police! 578 00:41:28,741 --> 00:41:33,866 Then you'll confiscate it, no? - I will! - Exactly, take it then. He's got it. 579 00:41:34,027 --> 00:41:36,700 Young man, let's go! - But your director... 580 00:41:36,770 --> 00:41:39,477 He'll come now and give you the money... - Young man! 581 00:41:39,547 --> 00:41:44,860 Young man! Speak to me in a different tone! Got it? Enough! Worst criminal I've ever...! 582 00:41:44,930 --> 00:41:50,092 Come on! Move! - Fine! Don't act like that, Sergeant! What are you? Nuts? 583 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:54,099 Eh? Hey! Excuse me, goodbye. 584 00:41:55,007 --> 00:41:58,397 Come on! Move it! Let's go! The train is leaving! 585 00:41:58,467 --> 00:42:01,345 Come on! Move it! Come on! Move it! 586 00:42:03,308 --> 00:42:09,172 Say... that sergeant... what kind of sergeant is that? 587 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:13,859 Hey! What happened? - How long 'til we leave? - 4 or 5 minutes! 588 00:42:13,929 --> 00:42:16,943 We're ruined! - There they are! - Stop them! 589 00:42:24,384 --> 00:42:25,862 Take it! 590 00:42:26,187 --> 00:42:29,816 All aboard! We're leaving! All aboard! 591 00:42:29,987 --> 00:42:33,277 All aboard! - Go, driver! - Very well, boss! 592 00:42:33,347 --> 00:42:36,180 All aboard! - Hurry! 593 00:42:52,387 --> 00:42:56,982 You didn't take the check, dear manager! I'm Martoni, my dear! 594 00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:02,470 Don't get mad! We're all Italians! - The hell with that! 595 00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:10,740 Did you ever notice that when you take a shower, 596 00:43:10,810 --> 00:43:14,525 if your feet are squeaky clean, you walk around smelling like a flower. 597 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:20,037 Did you ever notice that as soon as you touch the sea, 598 00:43:20,107 --> 00:43:23,065 you feel fly away from you, the desire to play. 599 00:44:07,267 --> 00:44:09,660 Gimme a Morris. - We don't have American. 600 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:12,619 Not? How awful! Well, gimme a National. 601 00:44:15,459 --> 00:44:18,405 Well, is the show on or not? 602 00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:22,744 I found three letters at the theater. One is for you, Vera. 603 00:44:22,907 --> 00:44:25,660 They're not for you! Whatcha doing? 604 00:44:25,987 --> 00:44:28,626 Well then? - Well then, nothing to do. 605 00:44:28,696 --> 00:44:31,717 They telegraphed us from Modena delaying the debut 'til Monday. 606 00:44:31,787 --> 00:44:34,477 But Monday we're doing Milan. What'll we do? 607 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,222 On the weekend, there's an American film! - Which one? 608 00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:41,037 "The Snake Pit". - Ah, the one with Olivia de Havilland! Magnificent! 609 00:44:41,107 --> 00:44:45,897 Who cares about Olivia de Havilland? We gotta think about leaving not that! 610 00:44:46,162 --> 00:44:48,037 What can we do, guys? Come on! 611 00:44:48,107 --> 00:44:51,427 Do we stay here or leave for Milan? - Milan. - On foot? 612 00:44:51,497 --> 00:44:54,637 On foot? - On foot! We must! Don't you get it? - Why? 613 00:44:54,707 --> 00:44:56,957 You ask why? - No, by train! 614 00:44:57,027 --> 00:45:01,509 What a great idea! And who'll give us the money? - I dunno. - Exactly! Sit down! 615 00:45:01,787 --> 00:45:06,735 I can slap him! We need to find a way to get to Milan. 616 00:45:21,787 --> 00:45:23,186 No, no, please... 617 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:30,060 Listen, dear... - Thanks, Cavaliere. - Welcome. 618 00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:33,197 We've got two chickens. - Then we can eat? - Yes. 619 00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:36,786 But first we must pluck them. - Nice. Who'll do that? - You. 620 00:45:36,856 --> 00:45:41,624 With pleasure. Where are they? - Behind me. Those guys playing cards. 621 00:45:45,817 --> 00:45:48,627 How's the game going? - See that too? 622 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,778 Dammit! Who's winning? 623 00:45:50,947 --> 00:45:53,177 Me! - Congratulations, Sir. 624 00:45:54,067 --> 00:45:55,546 You win a lot, eh? 625 00:45:57,267 --> 00:46:00,197 How fun and nice it'd be to challenge both of you! 626 00:46:00,267 --> 00:46:03,361 You mind giving us a seat? - To be honest... - Give us a seat! 627 00:46:03,431 --> 00:46:08,397 We gotta leave for Milan right after. If this one doesn't play he'll drop dead! 628 00:46:08,467 --> 00:46:12,061 We're all Italians here. Please. You still have the rest of the night. 629 00:46:12,131 --> 00:46:15,103 Thank you. - Thank again. Have a seat. 630 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:18,065 And we'll get you a drink. Bring them something. 631 00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:21,943 How much... what... which game...? 632 00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:25,257 Which game? Any? Shuffle. You shuffle. 633 00:46:41,474 --> 00:46:43,190 What's the matter? 634 00:46:48,507 --> 00:46:51,334 "I spoke about us to my father." 635 00:46:51,947 --> 00:46:55,496 "But unfortunately, it went as I predicted." 636 00:46:55,811 --> 00:47:00,598 "When my father found out that you were a dancer..." 637 00:47:04,034 --> 00:47:07,224 "Now my father left and I can't speak to him again." 638 00:47:07,387 --> 00:47:12,169 "I'm afraid he won't change his mind, but I am ready for anything." 639 00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:19,854 He's willing to marry you without a cent. And that's the way to starve. - Stop it! 640 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:23,153 You stop crying over that stupid boy. 641 00:47:23,467 --> 00:47:26,777 I knew he wasn't worth it and now you know it. 642 00:47:27,107 --> 00:47:29,015 He'll never marry you. 643 00:47:29,187 --> 00:47:33,871 This is none of your business! Besides, what do you know about it? 644 00:47:35,598 --> 00:47:39,660 Yeah, you're right. I know nothing about it. 645 00:47:41,307 --> 00:47:44,930 I just know I'm tired of this job. - You chose it, didn't you? 646 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,063 Don't you worry, I won't be here long. 647 00:47:52,187 --> 00:47:55,099 Hey, we need to eat but we're in a hurry. 648 00:47:55,267 --> 00:48:00,187 How long will it take to get to Milan? - If there's no fog, about three hours. 649 00:48:02,827 --> 00:48:07,905 Don't think about it too much. It's over. - Why? - 'Cause I have the 6, 5 and 4. 650 00:48:09,907 --> 00:48:12,182 I lost again. - May I? 651 00:48:15,027 --> 00:48:17,780 But you always win! - I know. 652 00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:20,415 But today there's something that brings me bad luck. 653 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,316 Please. - Bu... bu...but... - Puh, puh, please! 654 00:48:28,397 --> 00:48:32,280 I think I found a car to go to Milan. - What? 655 00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:41,305 Are you crazy? 656 00:48:41,642 --> 00:48:45,797 Fine, you don't have to come. But I'm not staying in this town tonight. 657 00:48:45,867 --> 00:48:47,869 Look, you put 3000 lire 658 00:48:47,939 --> 00:48:53,183 and we'll put up a Parisian compact, an English Dunhill lighter and a knife. 659 00:48:53,253 --> 00:48:57,117 Small beans! - Not enough? - No? - Go on, leave it. 660 00:48:57,187 --> 00:49:01,222 And... and a Parker. - Small beans! - It's a 51! - Small beans! 661 00:49:03,504 --> 00:49:05,379 Then let's do this then: 662 00:49:05,587 --> 00:49:09,580 You put up 5000 lire and we'll put up all this stuff here... 663 00:49:09,650 --> 00:49:12,717 And this here! - No! Not my bracelet! 664 00:49:12,787 --> 00:49:17,150 It's made of gold! - Lemme speak! Now is not the time to think of bracelets! 665 00:49:20,423 --> 00:49:23,426 It's very nice of you to gimme a ride to Milan. 666 00:49:23,496 --> 00:49:28,477 May I bring a friend? - By Jove! The more the merrier! 667 00:49:28,547 --> 00:49:31,992 Of course. Your friend is that young lady over there, right? 668 00:49:32,409 --> 00:49:36,295 Yes. But she doesn't want to intrude. - Oh, for heaven's sake! 669 00:49:42,067 --> 00:49:44,094 We've lost. 670 00:49:46,404 --> 00:49:49,072 What bad luck! - I'll getcha another one in Milan. 671 00:49:49,142 --> 00:49:52,551 And now what'll we do? I got nothing. 672 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,820 Get up. 673 00:49:59,555 --> 00:50:02,997 Do you play too? - No, I sat down to rest. 674 00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:06,264 Since we'll be going to Milan on foot. 675 00:50:13,867 --> 00:50:17,064 A blow out? - No, but I'm a little tired. 676 00:50:17,442 --> 00:50:19,778 A smoke? - Thank you. - You're welcome. 677 00:50:19,848 --> 00:50:23,357 And you? - No, thank you. - My friend has every virtue. 678 00:50:23,427 --> 00:50:25,338 Let's hope not. 679 00:50:26,306 --> 00:50:31,215 I need to stretch my legs a little. Maybe there's a restaurant or bar... 680 00:50:31,285 --> 00:50:34,048 Let's get a drink. Whaddya say? - No, you go. 681 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,475 Shall we go? - Yes. - We'll stay here. 682 00:50:41,467 --> 00:50:45,506 Will we really have to wait so long? I want to get to Milan. 683 00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:48,426 Why? Dontcha like being alone with me? 684 00:50:48,496 --> 00:50:52,142 I'll go join my friend. - No, wait here for her. She'll be right back. 685 00:50:52,212 --> 00:50:54,953 Just one moment... - Let go! - Don't be that way! 686 00:50:55,023 --> 00:50:58,984 Don't get mad... - Lemme go! Stop it! I want to get out! 687 00:50:59,054 --> 00:51:01,019 Where are you going, Miss? 688 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:07,979 Miss! Miss, where are you going? Wait a moment! 689 00:51:19,427 --> 00:51:25,017 Engine failure? - No, worse. - Aggression! 690 00:51:25,347 --> 00:51:30,263 Who was that guy in the fur coat? - Well, he got a good slap! 691 00:51:31,107 --> 00:51:33,111 However, Franca... 692 00:51:33,987 --> 00:51:37,741 I always thought that Milanese lady was a luxury traveler. 693 00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:44,083 We are only bus travelers. 694 00:51:45,759 --> 00:51:49,781 Ah, my girl, this is indeed a dog's life. 695 00:51:49,947 --> 00:51:52,859 Never dream of being an artist, OK? 696 00:51:53,304 --> 00:51:57,238 In Milan I've a cousin with a drugstore. You know how many times he's written me, 697 00:51:57,308 --> 00:52:00,611 "Come to me and forget about all that." 698 00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:06,383 Oh, well. The smell of mothballs annoys me, I can't stand them... 699 00:52:15,535 --> 00:52:18,345 Coming through. Coming through. Excuse me. 700 00:52:19,372 --> 00:52:22,950 Excuse me. Dear Cavaliere! Here we are. 701 00:52:23,418 --> 00:52:26,557 How's it going? We're punctual as a clock. - Yes, Martoni. 702 00:52:26,627 --> 00:52:31,337 I didn't see the posters 'cause we went from the train to the hotel and left again. 703 00:52:31,467 --> 00:52:34,117 The Saturday debut is still on? - No, hold your horses. 704 00:52:34,187 --> 00:52:37,277 Dear Martoni, we have a problem. A problem, my dear! 705 00:52:37,347 --> 00:52:40,590 What problem? - Whaddya mean? I found out you no longer got a soubrette. 706 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:43,195 You no longer have D'Astrid! - Yes, I sent her off. 707 00:52:43,265 --> 00:52:46,596 Then no theater! - She was bitching everywhere! She sounded like a reed! 708 00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:49,488 A reedy voice! I'm free of her dear Commendatore! 709 00:52:49,558 --> 00:52:52,020 And who do you have...? - She was a wretch! 710 00:52:52,090 --> 00:52:54,157 Oh, yeah? You got rid of me! 711 00:52:54,227 --> 00:52:58,317 Why don't you say rather I dumped you because you're a pack of vultures? 712 00:52:58,387 --> 00:53:01,077 Do me a favor and go away! - No, I'm not going, got it? 713 00:53:01,147 --> 00:53:06,157 I definitely won't leave 'cause you owe me money! I was never paid! - What? 714 00:53:06,227 --> 00:53:09,853 One moment, girl! I owe... I owe you money? - Yes! 715 00:53:09,923 --> 00:53:13,757 Wretch! I always paid all of you! - No! - I'll call the director and you'll see! 716 00:53:13,827 --> 00:53:17,738 Perfect! - Go tomorrow to the director. - No, I want it now! - Did you call me? 717 00:53:17,808 --> 00:53:21,847 Here we go: the director! - Who called you? - I'm the director. 718 00:53:21,917 --> 00:53:24,211 How are we with funds? - About 6000 lire. 719 00:53:24,281 --> 00:53:28,447 Go away, you're a wretch too! Sorry, this is just business as usual. - Look! 720 00:53:28,517 --> 00:53:32,618 Saturday you'll have a fine show! - Oh, yeah? - Go away! 721 00:53:32,688 --> 00:53:35,430 On Saturday And don't put your hands on me! 722 00:53:38,547 --> 00:53:40,637 Who is this? The new soubrette? 723 00:53:40,707 --> 00:53:43,363 This pipsqueak? - Listen, if you don't go...! 724 00:53:46,187 --> 00:53:48,757 Easy! We're getting crazy! 725 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:55,117 Stop! Let's get out of here! 726 00:53:55,187 --> 00:53:57,517 The show is over. - Who does she think she is? 727 00:53:57,587 --> 00:53:59,896 She's a witch! A gorilla! 728 00:54:00,067 --> 00:54:02,183 Yet that gorilla gave me an idea. 729 00:54:02,347 --> 00:54:06,317 Look, Cavaliere, on Saturday you'll have the greatest soubrette of Italy. 730 00:54:06,387 --> 00:54:08,437 A soubrette? Who? - Who? 731 00:54:08,507 --> 00:54:10,577 This pipsqueak. - Go on! 732 00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:15,797 Listen to me, Cavaliere. 733 00:54:15,867 --> 00:54:18,518 You think this girl can't do what D'Astrid did? 734 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:21,477 What do you mean? Martoni, that girl was a real soubrette! 735 00:54:21,547 --> 00:54:24,859 But soubrettes don't exist my good Sir! - Whaddya mean? 736 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:28,277 They are a few feathers, two legs, tight clothes and some screeching! 737 00:54:28,347 --> 00:54:32,117 They exist only when made. She used to be a cashier at a coffee shop. 738 00:54:32,187 --> 00:54:34,360 Her name is Filomena. Trust me. 739 00:54:34,516 --> 00:54:38,095 Heaven's sake, don't! - Cavaliere, listen! You make the posters. 740 00:54:38,283 --> 00:54:43,900 If after the show, we don't have a success that'll drive the public crazy, 741 00:54:44,067 --> 00:54:48,957 take our luggage to cover the publicity expenses. 742 00:54:49,027 --> 00:54:54,792 Fine. We'll do that. But if it doesn't go well, I'll take the nails too, eh? 743 00:54:54,862 --> 00:54:57,865 Alone 744 00:54:58,027 --> 00:55:02,637 on a night of torment, 745 00:55:02,707 --> 00:55:07,037 I dreamed so much about you, so much... 746 00:55:07,107 --> 00:55:09,517 Knock off the hands. One moment. 747 00:55:09,587 --> 00:55:13,099 That's what Wanda Osiris does. This is something dramatic. 748 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:15,263 Don't put your hands behind you. 749 00:55:15,427 --> 00:55:17,145 Like this. Come here. 750 00:55:21,308 --> 00:55:23,910 Alone 751 00:55:24,267 --> 00:55:28,117 on a night of torm... - Listen, my girl. 752 00:55:28,187 --> 00:55:32,260 "Alone on a night of torment" is like you're dying, right? 753 00:55:32,427 --> 00:55:36,966 You starta laugh, "Alone..." Don't laugh. This is serious. 754 00:55:37,036 --> 00:55:40,266 This is a matter of life and death. And hunger. 755 00:55:40,387 --> 00:55:43,932 Maestro, you struck dumb? Get on with it! - Fine, I am! 756 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:50,496 If you would only kiss me sweetly. - If you would only kish me sweetly... 757 00:55:50,566 --> 00:55:54,162 With kishes... - Not "kishes", kisses! 758 00:55:54,456 --> 00:55:57,985 Well, we gotta work on the pronunciation. Come over here, please. 759 00:56:00,618 --> 00:56:03,715 Not "kishes", kisses. 760 00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:06,541 Kisses... - Kisses, understand? Kisses. 761 00:56:06,707 --> 00:56:08,557 Kisses like Misses. - Misses. 762 00:56:08,627 --> 00:56:10,277 Hisses. - Hisses. 763 00:56:10,347 --> 00:56:14,241 That's it. Say, "kiss". - Kiss. 764 00:56:14,490 --> 00:56:15,678 Kiss. Kiss. 765 00:56:15,947 --> 00:56:20,782 You got such a cute face when you say "kiss", the public'll drop on the ground. 766 00:56:24,652 --> 00:56:27,930 ... to dream about you. 767 00:56:29,507 --> 00:56:32,677 When the angels sing... 768 00:56:32,747 --> 00:56:34,100 It's good, right? 769 00:56:34,267 --> 00:56:38,208 By the ways of the sky... 770 00:56:38,278 --> 00:56:39,984 Give an accent to the sky! 771 00:56:40,054 --> 00:56:43,099 will come... 772 00:56:44,027 --> 00:56:47,073 Enough already! This is a pension! We needta sleep! 773 00:56:47,143 --> 00:56:49,786 What's all this racket? We gotta sleep! 774 00:56:49,947 --> 00:56:52,390 Are you speaking in Japanese? Whaddya say? 775 00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:54,357 We gotta sleep! - And we gotta eat! 776 00:56:54,427 --> 00:56:56,173 But it's half past 11! 777 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:59,877 Ah, I thought it was later. At midnight, we'll stop. 778 00:56:59,947 --> 00:57:02,447 Really? - Of course. 779 00:57:02,517 --> 00:57:05,917 I can count on you, eh? Please... - But know, it's just one thing... 780 00:57:05,987 --> 00:57:10,237 And we'll give you a ticket, Ma'am, at the box office! Get up! 781 00:57:10,307 --> 00:57:12,597 Why? - We'll give out the flowers. Move it! 782 00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:15,357 Fine. - This has always been a big hit. 783 00:57:15,427 --> 00:57:18,180 Look... Now... Oh! Listen to me! 784 00:57:20,707 --> 00:57:24,513 We'll go over the song again, with the same music but new words... 785 00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:29,004 Listen to me! Don't fall asleep! Look at me! Listen! 786 00:57:29,074 --> 00:57:31,466 Now I'll show you. Sit here. 787 00:57:32,227 --> 00:57:34,024 And don't fall asleep. 788 00:57:35,987 --> 00:57:39,423 These are flowers: Roses, carnations, whatever you like. 789 00:57:39,587 --> 00:57:42,147 Maestro! Maestro, the tune. Play. 790 00:57:47,947 --> 00:57:50,700 Gentlemen... 791 00:57:51,907 --> 00:57:54,580 accept my flowers... 792 00:57:56,367 --> 00:57:58,625 There are roses and carnations... 793 00:58:02,107 --> 00:58:03,699 Must be the landlady. 794 00:58:04,627 --> 00:58:08,037 The Nino Martoni Company with...? - Forget the "with". 795 00:58:08,107 --> 00:58:09,717 How d'ya want it? - In bold. 796 00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:12,824 What artistic name will the girl have? - Let's see... 797 00:58:12,894 --> 00:58:15,717 What's her name? - What's your name? I never remember. 798 00:58:15,787 --> 00:58:18,157 Pastellone. - Paste... Egg pasta. 799 00:58:18,227 --> 00:58:20,176 Agnesi Pasta. - That's it. 800 00:58:20,307 --> 00:58:24,397 We need a product that posters can launch over all the walls. 801 00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:27,197 We'll put them all over Milan. Underneath, one'll read: 802 00:58:27,267 --> 00:58:30,277 "Tomorrow in Fossati". Margherita, we'll call Rita. 803 00:58:30,347 --> 00:58:32,597 Yes, of course, Rita. Rita Motta! 804 00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:35,786 Motta is too well known. - Rita Caffarel! 805 00:58:36,227 --> 00:58:38,536 A good chocolate but hard to chew. 806 00:58:38,707 --> 00:58:40,823 Rita Kelemata. - That's a laxative! 807 00:58:40,987 --> 00:58:44,544 Then I don't know. Rita... 808 00:58:45,267 --> 00:58:47,717 Buton. - Yes, I like it, the cognac! 809 00:58:47,787 --> 00:58:50,447 Rita Buton. - Rita Buton, yes. 810 00:58:50,517 --> 00:58:53,544 Buton? Rita? - One, two, one, two... 811 00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:56,757 Knock that off! - It's done through the hands. 812 00:58:56,827 --> 00:58:59,944 It's not the hands that matters, it's the legs. 813 00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:02,477 I can't stand this I've been yelling for 2 days. 814 00:59:02,547 --> 00:59:04,557 Got it? What matters is the legs. 815 00:59:04,627 --> 00:59:06,424 The Rinascente for example... 816 00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:10,659 To launch the handkerchiefs they had a poster with a nude lady. 817 00:59:10,729 --> 00:59:14,706 Everybody in front of the poster, to see if the handkerchief... 818 00:59:15,587 --> 00:59:18,021 Open the curtain. - But... 819 00:59:22,547 --> 00:59:25,584 Get down. Let me show you how to walk down a runway. 820 00:59:26,707 --> 00:59:28,060 Watch. 821 00:59:30,347 --> 00:59:32,736 Gettaway! I don't need you. 822 00:59:34,387 --> 00:59:36,059 I hafta do everything! 823 00:59:36,227 --> 00:59:39,611 Don't look down, got it? Head up! 824 00:59:45,267 --> 00:59:49,465 Lemme fix this hot water bottle. You can't be afraid, see? 825 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,426 Music. 826 00:59:54,587 --> 00:59:56,464 Watch. 827 01:00:03,006 --> 01:00:07,066 What the heck is going on here? Did you break anything? 828 01:00:07,227 --> 01:00:10,298 Don't worry, Ma'am. Only personal things. 829 01:00:28,427 --> 01:00:30,338 My boy has a farm in Ecuador! 830 01:00:31,707 --> 01:00:34,585 My boy has a farm in Ecuador, 831 01:00:34,747 --> 01:00:37,580 with 450 cows and a 1000 bulls, 832 01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:40,625 He's cross-eyed and his nose is 4 fingers long, 833 01:00:40,695 --> 01:00:43,506 but my Pedrito is worth a treasure. 834 01:00:43,576 --> 01:00:46,637 Though he's lame, I love him as he is! 835 01:00:46,707 --> 01:00:49,517 He weighs a ton, but what do I care? 836 01:00:49,587 --> 01:00:52,499 He has 450 cows and a 1000 bulls, 837 01:00:52,667 --> 01:00:55,227 in the territory of Ecuador. 838 01:00:55,667 --> 01:00:58,557 I'm a dreamer, I look at the heart and not the face, 839 01:00:58,627 --> 01:01:01,597 I don't care about the body, but the weight it has for me, 840 01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:04,579 I don't care if he were born, my handsome muchacho, 841 01:01:04,747 --> 01:01:07,625 on April 24, 70 years ago. 842 01:01:07,787 --> 01:01:10,585 My boy is no Adonis, yes, I know, 843 01:01:10,655 --> 01:01:13,500 despite what he is, I'll marry him, 844 01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:16,717 with 450 cows and a 1000 bulls, 845 01:01:16,787 --> 01:01:19,824 I'll cause a furor in Ecuador! 846 01:01:23,071 --> 01:01:24,784 Over there, 847 01:01:25,427 --> 01:01:28,737 under the moon and the stars, 848 01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:33,658 together we'll talk about love 849 01:01:35,227 --> 01:01:37,104 because 850 01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:40,544 the most beautiful songs 851 01:01:41,387 --> 01:01:46,142 will sing for me in Ecuador. 852 01:02:11,827 --> 01:02:14,717 I'm a dreamer, I look at the heart and not the face, 853 01:02:14,787 --> 01:02:17,917 I don't care about the body, but the weight it has for me, 854 01:02:17,987 --> 01:02:20,820 I don't care if he were born, my handsome muchacho, 855 01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:23,945 on April 24, 70 years ago. 856 01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:27,065 My boy is no Adonis, yes, I know, 857 01:02:27,227 --> 01:02:30,139 despite what he is, I'll marry him, 858 01:02:30,307 --> 01:02:32,821 with 450 cows and a 1000 bulls, 859 01:02:33,347 --> 01:02:36,544 I'll cause a furor in Ecuador! 860 01:02:58,116 --> 01:03:00,357 Enough, no encore! You were wonderful. 861 01:03:00,427 --> 01:03:03,080 I don't know what I did. - You were really good. 862 01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:06,357 You'll make my head spin! - And my head's not spinning already? 863 01:03:06,427 --> 01:03:08,637 You hear the applause? - But not for me. 864 01:03:08,707 --> 01:03:10,844 What? It's for you. - It's for you. 865 01:03:10,914 --> 01:03:13,597 For me? - Nice, well done, congratulations! 866 01:03:13,667 --> 01:03:17,477 See I told her! - Then she goes to me tomorrow. 867 01:03:17,547 --> 01:03:21,264 Yes, at 10. - And if you want an advance... - There in a sec. - OK. 868 01:03:21,601 --> 01:03:24,018 One month contract. Tomorrow at 10. 869 01:03:24,088 --> 01:03:26,581 Are you happy? - I'm very happy, very much. 870 01:03:30,656 --> 01:03:32,341 Me too. 871 01:03:32,667 --> 01:03:35,500 Go now. Ah, listen... listen. 872 01:03:36,712 --> 01:03:39,957 What do you think if we had brunch tomorrow? 873 01:03:40,027 --> 01:03:42,902 Of course! It'll be a celebration of our success. 874 01:03:42,972 --> 01:03:46,384 Well, go to your room now and cover yourself or you'll catch cold... 875 01:03:46,454 --> 01:03:47,658 Miss! 876 01:03:50,397 --> 01:03:52,100 For who? - It's on there. 877 01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:55,258 You're going to hafta get used these fools' gifts. 878 01:03:55,427 --> 01:03:57,861 But this isn't for me, it's for Franca. 879 01:03:58,027 --> 01:04:01,303 For Franca? Give it to me, I'll take it. - Here. 880 01:04:01,892 --> 01:04:04,035 How nice! - Were you disappointed? 881 01:04:04,105 --> 01:04:06,717 No, why? - They looked like a buncha artichokes. 882 01:04:06,787 --> 01:04:08,157 Instead I... 883 01:04:08,227 --> 01:04:11,060 Well, now go to your room. Hurry, you'll get a cold. 884 01:04:20,627 --> 01:04:22,357 Mario! - Vera. 885 01:04:22,427 --> 01:04:25,419 I've fought with my father and ran away from home. 886 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:28,336 Darling! 887 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:31,263 Hurry up! - I'm coming. - Is Rita ready? - I dunno. 888 01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:34,340 Go check. - Right away. - Mr. Martoni! - What is it? 889 01:04:34,410 --> 01:04:36,878 My boyfriend is here. - So? 890 01:04:36,948 --> 01:04:39,824 He ran away from home without a dime. 891 01:04:39,894 --> 01:04:42,957 A boy without a dime? Always in the way! 892 01:04:43,027 --> 01:04:46,623 And what can I do? - Well, I thought you can help him, no? 893 01:04:46,787 --> 01:04:50,416 Why must I always help everyone? Why don't they help me? 894 01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:54,009 He'll do anything. - Get behind the scene 895 01:04:54,079 --> 01:04:56,899 and don't get in the way. What a day today! 896 01:04:59,947 --> 01:05:02,077 Luigino? - Yes, Mr. Martoni? 897 01:05:02,147 --> 01:05:06,797 Listen to me. Next time you let someone in behind the stage 898 01:05:06,867 --> 01:05:10,037 with a basket of flowers, do you know what I'll do? 899 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:12,780 Give me a slap? - No, two. 900 01:05:13,027 --> 01:05:14,380 Go! 901 01:05:17,595 --> 01:05:20,383 "If you grant me the honor to come to my house tonight, 902 01:05:20,453 --> 01:05:22,437 "I will be the happiest of men." 903 01:05:22,507 --> 01:05:25,658 But there's no signature here! - It's on the back. 904 01:05:26,067 --> 01:05:29,299 Renato Borselli. - By Jove, Franca, jackpot! 905 01:05:29,369 --> 01:05:31,077 Why? Who's that? - Borselli? 906 01:05:31,147 --> 01:05:33,877 You don't know who Borselli is? The one with the sawmills. 907 01:05:33,947 --> 01:05:35,877 He's loaded with millions. 908 01:05:35,947 --> 01:05:39,543 If I had been lucky like that! Oh, don't be a fool, eh? 909 01:05:39,707 --> 01:05:42,460 These opportunities happen only once. 910 01:05:43,147 --> 01:05:45,157 You going? - Of course, she is. 911 01:05:45,227 --> 01:05:47,797 His car is at the door. It wouldn't be polite. 912 01:05:47,867 --> 01:05:49,823 Of course I'm going. 913 01:05:54,067 --> 01:05:56,979 Will you lend me your purse, Vera? - Of course. 914 01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:00,148 Thank you. 915 01:06:55,987 --> 01:06:57,466 Good evening. 916 01:07:04,347 --> 01:07:05,797 Good evening. 917 01:07:05,867 --> 01:07:08,797 You've been very kind to accept my invitation. 918 01:07:08,867 --> 01:07:11,477 I would've been very disappointed if you didn't come. 919 01:07:11,547 --> 01:07:15,665 I admired you on the stage today and I see you liked my flowers. 920 01:07:15,827 --> 01:07:18,597 They were stupendous. - You deserve even more. 921 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:21,545 Please, sit down. Sit down, dear. 922 01:07:25,067 --> 01:07:28,597 Whiskey or cognac? - Thanks, it doesn't matter. 923 01:07:28,667 --> 01:07:30,419 Whiskey then. 924 01:07:34,507 --> 01:07:38,346 I don't want to seem rude, but to be frank I'm astounded 925 01:07:38,416 --> 01:07:41,976 to find a girl like you in a company of that sort. 926 01:07:42,187 --> 01:07:44,178 Believe me, you're wasted. 927 01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:47,297 I've only been working for a while. 928 01:07:47,987 --> 01:07:51,024 It's not easy to find a good job in these times. 929 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,066 I understand. 930 01:07:54,067 --> 01:07:58,026 I'm astounded also to find a person like you in such a place. 931 01:07:58,347 --> 01:08:01,717 Why? I like these provincial shows. 932 01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:03,505 There so much fun. 933 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:08,183 You often find something very interesting there. 934 01:08:08,467 --> 01:08:11,027 Like now, for example. 935 01:08:11,707 --> 01:08:15,616 It's warm. - Thanks, I'm fine. 936 01:08:18,307 --> 01:08:20,184 It's a truly magnificent house. 937 01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:23,445 Oh, nothing special. A house that's just so big 938 01:08:23,515 --> 01:08:27,699 I try to fill it with beautiful things so it feels less empty. 939 01:08:27,867 --> 01:08:32,497 Listen, I've many friends in theatrical circles. If you want, I can help you. 940 01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:35,977 That's very kind but I don't want to be a dancer. 941 01:08:36,147 --> 01:08:38,456 For now it's enough to have met you. 942 01:08:38,627 --> 01:08:41,095 You're a very smart girl. 943 01:08:41,267 --> 01:08:44,958 And whom did you leave to come here to me? - I don't understand. 944 01:08:45,028 --> 01:08:50,184 Well, a beautiful girl always has somebody: a friend, a boyfriend. 945 01:08:51,507 --> 01:08:54,870 I don't have anyone. I prefer to be alone. 946 01:08:55,427 --> 01:08:58,339 Great. You'll see how well we'll get along. 947 01:09:06,547 --> 01:09:10,197 Do I scare you? - No, it's not that, it's... 948 01:09:10,467 --> 01:09:13,379 I don't feel very well. I'm tired. 949 01:09:14,027 --> 01:09:16,621 You can rest if you want. - No. 950 01:09:17,547 --> 01:09:19,583 I think it's better I go. 951 01:09:19,747 --> 01:09:21,703 Then why did you come? 952 01:09:22,987 --> 01:09:25,785 I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 953 01:09:46,987 --> 01:09:48,317 Morning! 954 01:09:48,387 --> 01:09:50,717 Morning! How are you? - Fine, thanks! 955 01:09:50,787 --> 01:09:54,068 We don't practice on Sundays! We need to rest! 956 01:09:54,138 --> 01:09:56,037 You go! - I'll get my hat and leave! 957 01:09:56,107 --> 01:09:59,500 Yes, hurry up! - Yes! - Morning. - Morning. 958 01:10:24,947 --> 01:10:26,300 Here I am. 959 01:10:28,387 --> 01:10:30,343 Come, sit down. 960 01:10:31,787 --> 01:10:34,460 Hey, I had thought... 961 01:10:34,787 --> 01:10:37,745 about making a trip to Como. 962 01:10:38,187 --> 01:10:41,702 What a scent! - Yes, "Arpege Di Lanvin". 963 01:10:42,907 --> 01:10:46,803 Whaddya think? Ever been to Como? - No. - It has such a large lake. 964 01:10:48,827 --> 01:10:51,430 And then I'll give you a surprise. - What? 965 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,862 At Como. - No, please, now! 966 01:10:55,147 --> 01:10:58,408 But now... - Come on! 967 01:10:59,747 --> 01:11:01,066 Mr. Martoni! 968 01:11:01,827 --> 01:11:04,182 There are two men here. 969 01:11:04,587 --> 01:11:07,597 Hear that? Two theatrical agents. There'll be contracts. 970 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:10,898 No, two men from the police. 971 01:11:11,587 --> 01:11:15,237 Yeah - They're waiting for you. - Same old story about you. 972 01:11:15,307 --> 01:11:18,437 Turn around. I'll get rid of them right away. 973 01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:20,702 Don't be afraid. You go. 974 01:11:21,067 --> 01:11:23,196 I'll be back in a jiffy. Excuse me. 975 01:11:26,227 --> 01:11:28,661 Giovanni Pietro Martoni? - At your service. 976 01:11:28,827 --> 01:11:31,357 The commissioner is expecting you. - Me? 977 01:11:31,427 --> 01:11:33,461 You. - I had no appointment... 978 01:11:33,531 --> 01:11:35,477 No matter, he's waiting. - For me? 979 01:11:35,547 --> 01:11:39,834 He also said the quicker you are, the better it is for you. 980 01:11:40,707 --> 01:11:42,743 Did he say anything else? 981 01:11:43,747 --> 01:11:48,502 Well, it's probably nothing. Maybe needs some information... 982 01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:51,717 I'll be right back! It's nearby, right? 983 01:11:51,787 --> 01:11:54,348 Very. - I've never been in a police station. 984 01:11:54,418 --> 01:11:58,176 After you. - After you. - Me? - After you. 985 01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:04,545 Now you tell me you're underage! Why couldn't you tell me that before? 986 01:12:04,615 --> 01:12:06,742 But I wanted to tell you... - Shut up! 987 01:12:06,907 --> 01:12:10,138 You made me spend all morning here. This morning! 988 01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:13,677 Better we never came here. Remember that! - What did the police do to you? 989 01:12:13,747 --> 01:12:15,558 Nothing, thank God. 990 01:12:15,628 --> 01:12:20,720 But with all that they have to do: strikes, assaults, murders, flying saucers... 991 01:12:20,890 --> 01:12:23,757 Who are we waiting for? - The father coming from Rome. 992 01:12:23,827 --> 01:12:26,295 Hers? - Yeah. "Hers"? No his! 993 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,757 And get your hands out of your pockets! 994 01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:31,067 I'm the one in trouble! - Sir, please. 995 01:12:31,137 --> 01:12:33,197 Get off my coat, please. 996 01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:35,767 I'm sorry this happened... - Yeah, me too! 997 01:12:35,837 --> 01:12:38,317 You can't even dream how much! - It'll be resolved. 998 01:12:38,387 --> 01:12:42,077 Hmm, resolved! May I smoke? Can I have a match, please? 999 01:12:42,147 --> 01:12:45,059 Mario Sandrelli. - Your father's here. 1000 01:12:46,416 --> 01:12:47,741 Thank you. 1001 01:12:48,427 --> 01:12:51,764 Great, I find you here! A fine deed you've done! 1002 01:12:51,907 --> 01:12:55,477 Dad, please, you know it's no use. - Oh, it's very much of use! 1003 01:12:55,547 --> 01:12:58,597 That we should meet thus! - Your father's right, boy! 1004 01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:01,957 These things shouldn't be done. - I won't renounce my future! 1005 01:13:02,027 --> 01:13:03,904 My happiness! - Oh, yeah? 1006 01:13:04,067 --> 01:13:08,317 I've spent a ton of money to send you to school, to give you a position! 1007 01:13:08,387 --> 01:13:11,262 And you look for your future in the garbage! - Dad! 1008 01:13:11,332 --> 01:13:13,137 Yes, garbage! 1009 01:13:13,307 --> 01:13:17,725 What do you expect from that environment without any morals or shame? 1010 01:13:17,890 --> 01:13:19,517 Oh, really? - Silence! 1011 01:13:19,587 --> 01:13:21,393 That guy is offending us! 1012 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:24,703 I've no need to need to meet her. I know what she's about. 1013 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:27,026 You think I'll allow my son, 1014 01:13:27,096 --> 01:13:29,757 whom I've given an honored name, to marry a... 1015 01:13:29,827 --> 01:13:31,931 A dancer, Dad! And don't say anything bad! 1016 01:13:32,001 --> 01:13:34,205 Don't get lipstick on my new coat, OK? 1017 01:13:34,488 --> 01:13:36,941 I know these burlesque girls too well! 1018 01:13:37,107 --> 01:13:40,226 They're something else, they are. And their "protectors"! 1019 01:13:40,296 --> 01:13:42,117 Let me pass, excuse me! 1020 01:13:42,187 --> 01:13:45,259 Go on! What are burlesque girls and their protectors? 1021 01:13:45,427 --> 01:13:48,327 Eh? Who called you? Why did you enter? 1022 01:13:48,397 --> 01:13:51,917 Excuse me, Sir, I couldn't stand being insulted anymore by this gentleman! 1023 01:13:51,987 --> 01:13:54,233 Excuse me? Everything is alright. 1024 01:13:55,467 --> 01:13:58,786 But I know you... - Me? - Yeah. 1025 01:13:59,467 --> 01:14:02,957 Excuse me, didn't you have a coat with a brown fur collar? 1026 01:14:03,027 --> 01:14:05,637 What are you talking about? I don't know you! - Eh! 1027 01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:08,103 It's a small world, dear Sir. Small and comical. 1028 01:14:08,173 --> 01:14:11,870 Well, what is this nonsense? - Yeah, well said, Commissioner. 1029 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:14,169 What exactly is this nonsense? Excuse me. 1030 01:14:14,239 --> 01:14:17,577 Now I'll tell you a little sweet story. 1031 01:14:17,647 --> 01:14:21,634 Of a Roman gentleman who goes to Paris or perhaps to Milan, 1032 01:14:21,704 --> 01:14:26,517 riding in his car and in the middle of the road meets a variety girl. 1033 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,557 How is this important? - Let me speak! 1034 01:14:28,627 --> 01:14:31,983 Please note the interruption. Moving on. 1035 01:14:33,107 --> 01:14:37,997 A variety girl who is invited by the gentleman to get in his car 1036 01:14:38,067 --> 01:14:41,184 and at one point, the gentleman, very gentlemanlike... 1037 01:14:41,347 --> 01:14:43,437 wanted to act like a dirty pig! - Really! 1038 01:14:43,507 --> 01:14:45,477 Why are you yelling? - Why are you? 1039 01:14:45,547 --> 01:14:47,117 I yelled because he yelled. 1040 01:14:47,187 --> 01:14:49,337 Don't go on talking nonsense! 1041 01:14:49,407 --> 01:14:51,317 It's not nonsense and he knows it. 1042 01:14:51,387 --> 01:14:54,677 Let him speak! - Yes, but I must defend myself! Excuse me, Sir, 1043 01:14:54,747 --> 01:14:58,217 I'm an actor! An actor insulted by this gentleman! 1044 01:14:58,387 --> 01:15:00,597 A poor wretch who wants to speak! 1045 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:05,149 The time is over, Sir, when we couldn't speak! We're living in a full democracy! 1046 01:15:05,219 --> 01:15:08,928 Do you know this individual? - I don't know... 1047 01:15:08,998 --> 01:15:11,729 It doesn't matter if he doesn't! I know him! 1048 01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:14,077 Me? - Yes! And those burlesque people, 1049 01:15:14,147 --> 01:15:17,364 those poor people without any morals or shame, 1050 01:15:17,434 --> 01:15:20,730 as you think, sometimes to show they are not so 1051 01:15:20,902 --> 01:15:24,338 respond with slaps! - I don't know what you're alluding to! 1052 01:15:24,408 --> 01:15:27,036 But you'll understand for a father a burlesque girl... 1053 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,437 I repeat, Dad, you don't know Vera. - Right! 1054 01:15:29,507 --> 01:15:32,237 Now we'll introduce her. This way you'll change your mind. 1055 01:15:32,307 --> 01:15:33,979 Excuse me, Sir. 1056 01:15:35,547 --> 01:15:37,378 Vera! Come here. 1057 01:15:39,547 --> 01:15:41,663 Vera, this is my father. 1058 01:15:44,147 --> 01:15:48,637 You! Ah, it was you then...! - Yeah, it was he who was against it. 1059 01:15:48,707 --> 01:15:52,557 But now that he's met you or met you again, I think things can be settled. 1060 01:15:52,627 --> 01:15:54,535 Don't you agree, Mr. Sandrelli? 1061 01:15:54,787 --> 01:15:58,397 But I don't know... This is all so strange that... 1062 01:15:58,467 --> 01:16:01,037 That's what I say. But what happened? 1063 01:16:01,107 --> 01:16:05,817 Eh, nothing, Commissioner. In fact, everything is fine now. 1064 01:16:05,887 --> 01:16:08,391 Don't you think so? - What does she matter? Shut up! 1065 01:16:08,461 --> 01:16:10,757 Since you came, I haven't understood a thing! 1066 01:16:10,827 --> 01:16:13,317 In short, what are we going to do? - I beg you, Dad. 1067 01:16:13,387 --> 01:16:16,554 Vera is a good girl. She's not what you think. 1068 01:16:17,747 --> 01:16:20,215 Yes. You're right. 1069 01:16:27,427 --> 01:16:29,622 Do you forgive me, Miss? 1070 01:16:39,467 --> 01:16:41,917 Please excuse my bothering your, Sir. 1071 01:16:41,987 --> 01:16:43,997 And you too. - Ah, don't mention it. 1072 01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:46,967 Thank you. Bye. - See ya, at rehearsals, Vera? - Bye. 1073 01:16:47,037 --> 01:16:48,460 Morning, Commissioner. 1074 01:16:48,530 --> 01:16:53,363 For your understanding, Sir, I thank you. - But I didn't understand a thing. 1075 01:16:53,433 --> 01:16:56,856 It ain't no big deal. If I were in your shoes I wouldn't have got it either. 1076 01:16:56,926 --> 01:16:59,793 Two kids in love. Better love than hate. 1077 01:16:59,863 --> 01:17:01,997 No doubt. - In tribute to love, if I may, 1078 01:17:02,067 --> 01:17:04,700 I'd like to offer you my autographed photo. 1079 01:17:04,770 --> 01:17:07,637 A modest creation of mine. - Very kind, thank you. 1080 01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:10,791 You can't come to the theater so you can see me here. - Thanks. 1081 01:17:10,861 --> 01:17:13,677 Bye! - If you need anything from us, don't hesitate to ask. 1082 01:17:13,747 --> 01:17:16,797 A free show for the benefit of the officers, 1083 01:17:16,867 --> 01:17:19,157 for the anniversary of public safety... 1084 01:17:19,227 --> 01:17:21,117 But please, call me. 1085 01:17:21,187 --> 01:17:24,899 Don't send officers because we already suffer heart ache from the public 1086 01:17:24,969 --> 01:17:27,968 and if there are police, besides heart ache 1087 01:17:28,038 --> 01:17:32,274 we'll get angina and be done for. Goodbye. Good luck. 1088 01:17:33,363 --> 01:17:36,117 Good day, officer. Let's go rehearse. Come on! 1089 01:17:36,187 --> 01:17:38,773 The game will be over in a minute. - And who's this? 1090 01:17:38,843 --> 01:17:41,295 He came to ask for information. - Finish up. 1091 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:44,877 I don't want to stay too long here. - Just a minute. 1092 01:17:44,947 --> 01:17:47,237 7! - One moment. - 6, 13! 1093 01:17:47,307 --> 01:17:48,477 And now? 1094 01:17:48,547 --> 01:17:50,902 What's your name? - Me? Why? 1095 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:54,717 I asked for your name. - Giovanni Martoni, stage name Nino. 1096 01:17:54,787 --> 01:17:57,121 Is this your photo. - I just gave it to you. 1097 01:17:57,191 --> 01:17:59,317 Can't you see the name? - No, you didn't. 1098 01:17:59,387 --> 01:18:01,901 Your kind tribute is on my desk. 1099 01:18:02,067 --> 01:18:05,557 This photograph was used as payment for the Golden Lion hotel! 1100 01:18:05,627 --> 01:18:08,077 Yes, a friend of mine, I gave him the photo 1101 01:18:08,147 --> 01:18:10,997 'cause he had to send for the money from Milan. He didn't want a check... 1102 01:18:11,067 --> 01:18:13,557 And there's a complaint from the State Railways 1103 01:18:13,627 --> 01:18:15,837 for making a train leave without authorization. 1104 01:18:15,907 --> 01:18:18,620 Yes, that joke! A small, unimportant train. 1105 01:18:18,690 --> 01:18:23,175 And another from the D'Amico restaurant in Viareggio for 35 unpaid meals! 1106 01:18:23,245 --> 01:18:27,279 That can't be right. I had two meals a day. It should be 34 or 36. 1107 01:18:27,349 --> 01:18:30,677 How many time have I told you, "Pay or you'll make me look bad!" 1108 01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:33,625 You're the director, no? - It's in a locked room. 1109 01:18:33,695 --> 01:18:36,317 You're right. He's right, I'll take care of it myself. 1110 01:18:36,387 --> 01:18:38,423 No, the warrant is for you. 1111 01:18:38,707 --> 01:18:40,140 Me? - Yes. 1112 01:18:41,734 --> 01:18:44,705 Yes, I must do everything! Even the locked room! 1113 01:18:44,867 --> 01:18:48,257 But, say, can't we come to a deal... - No, we can't. 1114 01:18:48,430 --> 01:18:50,677 Well, it's just a matter of a few hours. 1115 01:18:50,747 --> 01:18:53,637 Can I give my last orders? - Yes, be quick. 1116 01:18:53,707 --> 01:18:56,469 Then, do the show as normally. 1117 01:18:56,539 --> 01:18:59,717 The sketch of the model with the painter shorten it. It's too long. 1118 01:18:59,787 --> 01:19:01,320 I don't care. 1119 01:19:01,657 --> 01:19:04,917 And the Russian costumes, cut out the shoulder pads, that's better. 1120 01:19:04,987 --> 01:19:07,597 And get that advance from Niccoli. - We already did. 1121 01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:10,637 Well, advance no. 2. We still have a contract. 1122 01:19:10,707 --> 01:19:14,037 Call a lawyer and then come here to the commissioner, who is my friend... 1123 01:19:14,107 --> 01:19:16,157 What do you mean "friend"? Hurry up! 1124 01:19:16,227 --> 01:19:18,917 Oh, God, we're all Italians, Sir. 1125 01:19:18,987 --> 01:19:22,380 We're not in the camps of Buchen... Wald, those in Germany. 1126 01:19:22,707 --> 01:19:26,157 Don't worry, I'll do all you say. - Don't tell them I'm not there. 1127 01:19:26,227 --> 01:19:28,024 You'll see it'll go better. 1128 01:19:28,187 --> 01:19:30,000 "Better"? Am I an idiot then? 1129 01:19:30,070 --> 01:19:33,417 No, because it'll be tighter. - Hurry up! 1130 01:19:34,707 --> 01:19:37,267 OK. Where are we going? - Over there. 1131 01:19:40,967 --> 01:19:44,459 Leave off that damn vice of gaming. You see how it ends up? - How? 1132 01:19:44,627 --> 01:19:46,927 In jail! - How's that my fault? - It is! 1133 01:19:46,997 --> 01:19:51,521 If you weren't playing with that guy, I'd be at the Piazza Del Duomo right now! 1134 01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:55,382 Forgive me. Bye, don't say a word to anybody. 1135 01:20:40,667 --> 01:20:44,835 Didn't you ditch him? - Yes. - And why did you do that? 1136 01:20:45,391 --> 01:20:49,115 Because I'm not interested in that type. - What? Not interested in a millionaire? 1137 01:20:49,185 --> 01:20:53,859 And then why does he send you bouquets every night and waits outside the exit? 1138 01:20:54,027 --> 01:20:55,999 That's what I'd like to know. 1139 01:20:56,069 --> 01:20:58,860 You musta been quite the hit if he's still after you. 1140 01:20:58,930 --> 01:21:01,978 Why don't you go then? At least to know what he wants. 1141 01:21:02,147 --> 01:21:04,263 Do you hate millionaires? 1142 01:21:05,587 --> 01:21:06,950 You're right. 1143 01:21:08,255 --> 01:21:10,430 You'll think it strange a man like me 1144 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:13,548 to look for you again after our first meeting. 1145 01:21:14,187 --> 01:21:17,640 Strange? No. Maybe just a waste of time. 1146 01:21:21,107 --> 01:21:22,984 You said maybe. 1147 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:28,538 Listen to me. I'd like to avoid being rude to you. 1148 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,065 Thank you. 1149 01:21:32,867 --> 01:21:36,018 But there's something I'd like to avoid too. 1150 01:21:36,387 --> 01:21:37,661 What? 1151 01:21:40,827 --> 01:21:42,419 Losing you. 1152 01:21:43,787 --> 01:21:45,778 Are you so interested? 1153 01:21:46,107 --> 01:21:47,665 Are you sure? 1154 01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:54,528 Will you marry me? 1155 01:21:56,347 --> 01:21:58,470 I asked if you'll marry me. 1156 01:22:03,547 --> 01:22:06,380 Are you asking me to be your wife? 1157 01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:10,197 I said I didn't want to lose you. 1158 01:22:10,267 --> 01:22:12,837 You don't need to answer me right away. 1159 01:22:12,907 --> 01:22:15,979 I've no illusions. It's a contract I'm offering you. 1160 01:22:16,147 --> 01:22:19,935 I give you my name and all the rest, which isn't little. As you well know. 1161 01:22:20,434 --> 01:22:23,021 As for you, love doesn't matter. 1162 01:22:23,307 --> 01:22:25,821 You can't love a man like me. 1163 01:22:26,227 --> 01:22:28,297 But marry, maybe yes. 1164 01:22:33,107 --> 01:22:37,464 Tell my driver to accompany the lady. I'll stay. 1165 01:22:38,467 --> 01:22:40,662 Thanks. - See you soon. 1166 01:22:41,227 --> 01:22:45,214 Just in case, you know my number. - Yes. 1167 01:22:52,347 --> 01:22:54,463 Take me to Bovisa. 1168 01:23:04,027 --> 01:23:07,815 Hurry up, kids! Come back soon and don't go too far! 1169 01:23:07,987 --> 01:23:10,653 Who are you? What do you want at this hour? 1170 01:23:11,342 --> 01:23:14,277 Is Mr. Danesi in? - He hasn't lived here for some time. 1171 01:23:14,347 --> 01:23:16,417 Are you a relative of his? 1172 01:23:17,375 --> 01:23:20,317 You don't know where he is? - I haven't seen him since. 1173 01:23:20,387 --> 01:23:24,135 He must be gone. Else he would've come back for his mail. 1174 01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:29,579 Ah, that's nothing! If you only knew how many we have. 1175 01:23:29,907 --> 01:23:34,025 I don't know maybe it was the war. We can't get rid of them. 1176 01:23:34,747 --> 01:23:36,260 Yes, for sure. 1177 01:23:44,128 --> 01:23:45,757 Hello. - Welcome back. 1178 01:23:45,827 --> 01:23:49,877 Thanks for coming but forgive me, I've been in jail all this time so that... 1179 01:23:49,947 --> 01:23:53,717 Do you know how much they wanted to drop the charges? - No. 1180 01:23:53,787 --> 01:23:56,090 More than 160 thousand lire! 1181 01:23:56,227 --> 01:23:59,299 How much? - 160 thousand lire! 1182 01:23:59,369 --> 01:24:01,809 Ah, well, I didn't know. 1183 01:24:01,879 --> 01:24:04,727 It means we'll have to take it from the nightly receipts... 1184 01:24:04,797 --> 01:24:07,062 The receipts? That money was given to us. 1185 01:24:07,132 --> 01:24:08,466 By who? - Franca. 1186 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:10,819 The Milanese? Then let go my hand. 1187 01:24:10,889 --> 01:24:13,357 Today she marries one of the richest men in Italy. 1188 01:24:13,427 --> 01:24:15,437 That was kind. We must thank her. 1189 01:24:15,507 --> 01:24:18,717 Too bad we can't go to the wedding because today... 1190 01:24:18,787 --> 01:24:23,578 I came up with a new act. - Really? - About a prisoner. Thieves are a la mode. 1191 01:24:23,747 --> 01:24:27,657 Is everybody at the theater? - Waiting for us. - There's a taxi. - Good. 1192 01:24:30,678 --> 01:24:37,157 I confirm the company for another 2 weeks but naturally as long as Rita is in it. 1193 01:24:37,227 --> 01:24:40,056 Well, if she were not... the end of the world, gentlemen! 1194 01:24:40,126 --> 01:24:42,637 Put it with the other contracts in the director's room. 1195 01:24:42,707 --> 01:24:46,916 Did you give Rita my dressing room, the big one with the mirror? - Yes. 1196 01:24:46,986 --> 01:24:49,014 With the sofa? - Yes. - And the poster? 1197 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:52,211 Her name large and in red. - Red? Good. Driver. 1198 01:24:52,347 --> 01:24:54,637 Please, turn around to the square. 1199 01:24:54,707 --> 01:24:57,317 I'm going to the hostel, excuse me, to take a bath. 1200 01:24:57,387 --> 01:24:59,298 Yes, that's for the best. 1201 01:24:59,827 --> 01:25:02,357 And don't tell anybody, eh? - That you bathe? 1202 01:25:02,427 --> 01:25:04,543 Bathe? That I got out. 1203 01:25:04,707 --> 01:25:07,699 And don't tell Rita either. I want to surprise her. 1204 01:25:07,834 --> 01:25:10,857 Then where will you go? - We wanted to go to Switzerland. 1205 01:25:10,927 --> 01:25:15,776 But I chose Paris. This way I'll meet up with Winkler of the Dutch cotton. 1206 01:25:15,947 --> 01:25:17,221 Excuse me. 1207 01:25:26,471 --> 01:25:28,843 We are in Venice. Wedding trip. 1208 01:25:28,943 --> 01:25:32,514 We wish you all our immense happiness too. Vera and Mario. 1209 01:25:33,027 --> 01:25:36,117 Not bad for a chorus girl. - A little awkward, poor thing! 1210 01:25:36,187 --> 01:25:38,243 She's not used to being around people. 1211 01:25:38,313 --> 01:25:40,820 And especially how to dress. 1212 01:25:54,027 --> 01:25:58,105 It takes courage to marry such a creature. - I know but with all those millions... 1213 01:25:58,175 --> 01:26:01,237 But I'd rather die than marry such a man. 1214 01:26:01,307 --> 01:26:04,379 It'd be like sleeping with a beetle! 1215 01:26:05,987 --> 01:26:08,945 What is it? - Nothing. Nothing. 1216 01:26:10,187 --> 01:26:12,178 Let him come in immediately. 1217 01:26:12,347 --> 01:26:16,939 Allow me to introduce to you, Franca, the new technical director of our factory. 1218 01:26:17,107 --> 01:26:19,098 He has come to congratulate us. 1219 01:26:28,947 --> 01:26:32,717 Franca, let me introduce Carlo Danesi. A promising young man. 1220 01:26:32,787 --> 01:26:36,997 I bought his patent. He's my right hand man. 1221 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:39,157 This young man will have a future. 1222 01:26:39,227 --> 01:26:43,077 Well? Nothing to say? - Sorry, I was a bit surprised. 1223 01:26:43,147 --> 01:26:45,477 Of my marriage, right? Me too, you know. 1224 01:26:45,547 --> 01:26:49,437 It was all very sudden. I still wanted to wait a few months. 1225 01:26:49,507 --> 01:26:53,295 I had so much to take care of. But she didn't want that. 1226 01:26:53,827 --> 01:26:56,261 Yeah. She can't wait. 1227 01:26:57,627 --> 01:26:59,877 Congratulations. - I don't understand. 1228 01:26:59,947 --> 01:27:01,837 What's the matter? You're pale. 1229 01:27:01,907 --> 01:27:05,495 Do you feel ill? I'll go get you something to drink. 1230 01:28:06,707 --> 01:28:08,345 Open up, Franca! 1231 01:28:21,467 --> 01:28:23,677 The gentleman is served. - How much? 1232 01:28:23,747 --> 01:28:27,746 150 lire for you, Cavaliere. But we hope to see back again soon. 1233 01:28:27,816 --> 01:28:30,286 Without you, it's melancholy, sad. 1234 01:28:30,356 --> 01:28:33,997 We haven't seen you for 10 days. Cavaliere, a joke, a new one! 1235 01:28:34,067 --> 01:28:35,546 A new joke? 1236 01:28:37,227 --> 01:28:39,637 The Red Cross. It's a bad time. 1237 01:28:39,707 --> 01:28:42,466 Poor things. Who knows what's happened? Thanks. Bye. 1238 01:28:42,536 --> 01:28:45,303 Cavaliere! I was asking for a new joke! 1239 01:28:45,373 --> 01:28:50,087 But my son, I can't. - Just to tell my clientele. To make them laugh. 1240 01:28:50,157 --> 01:28:52,917 Cavaliere! - I'm a writer now, I don't do standup comedy. 1241 01:28:52,987 --> 01:28:56,958 I do revues, you see. - I know, Cavaliere, but you're a genius at jokes! 1242 01:28:57,028 --> 01:29:01,077 You know the one about the fool? - The fool? - The fool. - No. 1243 01:29:01,147 --> 01:29:04,503 You know it? - No. - Want to hear it? - Oh, yes! 1244 01:29:05,027 --> 01:29:06,301 See ya. 1245 01:29:07,747 --> 01:29:11,534 Cavaliere! Then the fool's me? - Was that so hard to get? 1246 01:30:07,507 --> 01:30:09,418 Come in. - Excuse me. 1247 01:30:09,987 --> 01:30:12,917 I come from Commendatore Torrini, the producer. 1248 01:30:12,987 --> 01:30:16,535 Ah, yes. He sent me his card. Come in, please. - Thank you. 1249 01:30:17,707 --> 01:30:21,143 You probably can imagine what brought me here. 1250 01:30:21,213 --> 01:30:26,317 Really, I wouldn't know. - Every year we put on a spectacular revue. 1251 01:30:26,387 --> 01:30:29,837 We debuted at the Lirico in Milan, then Rome, Turin, etc. 1252 01:30:29,907 --> 01:30:34,139 The commendatore returning from Paris came to see this show. 1253 01:30:34,209 --> 01:30:36,477 Martoni set it up, right? - Yes, Martoni. 1254 01:30:36,547 --> 01:30:41,674 Well, the commendatore was impressed. Very much so. - Very kind of him. 1255 01:30:41,744 --> 01:30:44,608 We'd be very happy if you were part of our revue. 1256 01:30:44,678 --> 01:30:47,117 And that's why we're ready to sign a contract. 1257 01:30:47,187 --> 01:30:49,917 Sir, thank you. Thank you so much. 1258 01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:55,625 But when it comes to business, if you'd be so kind to return when Mr. Martoni... 1259 01:30:55,695 --> 01:30:58,477 One moment, Miss. You have a contract with Martoni? 1260 01:30:58,547 --> 01:31:01,317 No, but wanting to engage the two of us, it would be better... 1261 01:31:01,387 --> 01:31:04,982 No. No, Miss. Maybe I didn't explain it well. 1262 01:31:05,147 --> 01:31:08,277 We only intend to engage you and not Martoni. 1263 01:31:08,347 --> 01:31:10,412 What could we do with that guy? 1264 01:31:10,667 --> 01:31:12,783 Oh, but... I thought that... 1265 01:31:14,027 --> 01:31:16,939 Sorry, but then I can't. - Why not? 1266 01:31:17,107 --> 01:31:20,099 I can't leave him now that he needs me. 1267 01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:22,701 If I go, the company will fall apart. 1268 01:31:22,867 --> 01:31:24,858 And I owe him everything. 1269 01:31:25,027 --> 01:31:27,757 But this is sentimentality, my dear lady. 1270 01:31:27,827 --> 01:31:32,277 You owe him nothing. - But I... love him. 1271 01:31:32,347 --> 01:31:36,557 Come on, Miss, you don't want to spend your whole life behind a hack like that! 1272 01:31:36,627 --> 01:31:39,046 Your future, your career will be ruined. 1273 01:31:39,116 --> 01:31:42,317 Think it over before you turn down an opportunity like this. 1274 01:31:42,387 --> 01:31:44,905 It's the first and may be the last. 1275 01:31:45,347 --> 01:31:48,114 I've already thought it over. Thank you. - Well. 1276 01:31:48,184 --> 01:31:51,557 However, if you change your mind, call the office. 1277 01:31:51,627 --> 01:31:53,517 You'll have up to tomorrow night. 1278 01:31:53,587 --> 01:31:57,679 I'll walk out with you 'cause the stage is dark. They're showing a film. 1279 01:32:31,606 --> 01:32:34,927 Mr. Nino! You're finally back. - Yep. 1280 01:32:34,997 --> 01:32:38,416 I'm very happy... - Who said you could come into my room? 1281 01:32:38,747 --> 01:32:41,127 But it was... - You didn�t expect me, eh? 1282 01:32:41,197 --> 01:32:43,097 Why do you say that? What happened? 1283 01:32:43,167 --> 01:32:47,218 While I was in jail, you thought you were the boss. 1284 01:32:47,387 --> 01:32:51,517 You settle in my dressing room, then put your name in bold on the posters. 1285 01:32:51,587 --> 01:32:55,477 "That guy'll be in jail for a few months. I'll do what I want!" 1286 01:32:55,547 --> 01:32:58,857 But I knew how to get out earlier just to show you who's boss around here. 1287 01:32:59,027 --> 01:33:02,277 Grab your clothes and leave. - But let me explain at least. 1288 01:33:02,347 --> 01:33:05,783 Am I speaking Japanese? Will you do me a favor and beat it? 1289 01:33:06,627 --> 01:33:08,060 OK. 1290 01:33:22,747 --> 01:33:25,357 Why are you poking around? - I thought that... 1291 01:33:25,427 --> 01:33:28,499 What did you think? That I had bought it for you? 1292 01:33:29,531 --> 01:33:31,937 It's a gift for Vera who's getting married. 1293 01:33:32,947 --> 01:33:36,545 Hey! What are you waiting for? Come on, get out! 1294 01:33:39,107 --> 01:33:41,143 I'm leaving right away. 1295 01:33:41,947 --> 01:33:44,735 I'm sorry you're so angry, 1296 01:33:45,187 --> 01:33:48,259 but it was Pilone who told me to come here. 1297 01:33:49,267 --> 01:33:52,317 Excuse me, I'll change my room right away. 1298 01:33:52,387 --> 01:33:53,866 Hey, you don't get it. 1299 01:33:54,027 --> 01:33:56,825 It's not my room you should leave but the theater! 1300 01:33:56,987 --> 01:33:59,887 And the company. This way you can find a better one. 1301 01:34:01,186 --> 01:34:05,230 Are you serious? - Tell me, girl, what did you really think? 1302 01:34:05,300 --> 01:34:08,346 That because you learned a few moves on the stage, 1303 01:34:08,545 --> 01:34:12,865 because the public applauded you, you believe yourself a diva? 1304 01:34:13,027 --> 01:34:15,646 And that we can't do without you? 1305 01:34:15,804 --> 01:34:18,903 But why do you throw me away like this without any reason? 1306 01:34:18,973 --> 01:34:22,776 Like I was anybody! - Don't begin to cry because... 1307 01:34:22,947 --> 01:34:25,164 you won't be moving anybody, you see. 1308 01:34:25,707 --> 01:34:28,183 Look I'm a good guy, nice to everyone but... 1309 01:34:28,253 --> 01:34:30,542 but deep down I don't care about anybody. 1310 01:34:30,707 --> 01:34:32,501 Especially... 1311 01:34:32,571 --> 01:34:34,309 a damn idiot like you. 1312 01:35:23,546 --> 01:35:26,746 WIFE OF THE INDUSTRIALIST BORSELLI COMMITS SUICIDE 1313 01:35:26,747 --> 01:35:30,847 RITA BUTON THE NEW STAR DEBUTS TONIGHT AT THE LIRICO 1314 01:35:55,147 --> 01:35:56,837 Excuse me. - Yes? 1315 01:35:56,907 --> 01:35:59,677 I'd like to bring these roses to Miss Buton. 1316 01:35:59,747 --> 01:36:02,637 You can't enter here. - But I'm an actor. 1317 01:36:02,707 --> 01:36:04,517 An actor? - Yes. 1318 01:36:04,587 --> 01:36:07,062 Maybe you don't know me 'cause you're a new usher. 1319 01:36:07,132 --> 01:36:09,571 For 30 years! - Exactly. I've been around for 40. 1320 01:36:09,641 --> 01:36:12,353 Take these cigarettes and give those to her. I gotta go. 1321 01:36:12,423 --> 01:36:14,864 And whose name should I say? - Well, a gentleman. 1322 01:36:14,934 --> 01:36:17,997 If she asks what I look like don't tell her a fat guy. 1323 01:36:18,067 --> 01:36:20,188 About 70. - An old man? 1324 01:36:20,258 --> 01:36:22,917 No, kilograms. 70! 1325 01:36:22,987 --> 01:36:26,184 If she insists, say 80, but no more. Go on. 1326 01:36:26,987 --> 01:36:28,837 Martoni! Dear Martoni! 1327 01:36:28,907 --> 01:36:31,077 How are you? - Dear Scotti. 1328 01:36:31,147 --> 01:36:34,150 I've been in the Buton's dressing room. A room full of flowers! 1329 01:36:34,220 --> 01:36:36,782 She's going strong, eh? Won't you go in and say hi? 1330 01:36:36,852 --> 01:36:39,783 No, I came to see somebody who owed me money. - Yeah? 1331 01:36:39,853 --> 01:36:41,848 Who's that? - It's not important. 1332 01:36:41,987 --> 01:36:46,350 But say, I heard a dancer of yours threw herself out of a window. Is that true? 1333 01:36:46,545 --> 01:36:50,517 Poor girl. - She was with you? - She used to close the curtain. 1334 01:36:50,587 --> 01:36:52,306 Yeah. How have you been? 1335 01:36:52,376 --> 01:36:55,837 You know well. Each of these girls has a destiny: 1336 01:36:55,907 --> 01:37:00,957 some get a career, some get married and some end up badly. 1337 01:37:01,027 --> 01:37:03,957 And without Buton what will you do? - Me without Buton? 1338 01:37:04,027 --> 01:37:06,637 My young pal, I've a soubrette who's worth 10 of her. 1339 01:37:06,707 --> 01:37:10,117 I manufacture them! This one is 92 cm! 1340 01:37:10,187 --> 01:37:11,997 A dwarf? - No, her legs. 1341 01:37:12,067 --> 01:37:15,383 One stride down the runway and the first 4 rows are hers. 1342 01:37:15,676 --> 01:37:18,911 Well goodbye, else the train... - Yeah, you'll lose your seat. 1343 01:37:18,981 --> 01:37:21,628 No, I have a seat. - Your bed? - A single. 1344 01:37:21,771 --> 01:37:24,637 Listen, if you see Buton, don't tell her you saw me. 1345 01:37:24,707 --> 01:37:26,441 Mute like a fish! - Ah, you see? 1346 01:37:26,511 --> 01:37:29,197 I'm a friend. - Bye, dear Scotti. - Bye, dear. Be well. 1347 01:37:29,267 --> 01:37:32,477 I knew it! I shouldn't have accepted his excuses and his contract! 1348 01:37:32,547 --> 01:37:35,317 Always the same story! Third class, delays! 1349 01:37:35,387 --> 01:37:37,066 I'm fed up! - No, Lucy! 1350 01:37:37,136 --> 01:37:40,809 He had to stop by the dentist's! - A dentist at this hour? 1351 01:37:40,879 --> 01:37:44,677 He's a night dentist for all I know! - Let's leave without him! 1352 01:37:44,747 --> 01:37:47,437 How can we do that? - Let's go! 1353 01:37:47,507 --> 01:37:50,837 Just a moment, please! - But the train must leave! 1354 01:37:50,907 --> 01:37:53,997 We can't without Martoni! He's our director! 1355 01:37:54,067 --> 01:37:55,757 There he is! 1356 01:37:55,827 --> 01:38:00,012 Thank God, we thought you weren't coming! - Like I'd desert you! 1357 01:38:00,082 --> 01:38:03,910 If they hadn't held me back, we would've left a long time ago, understand? 1358 01:38:03,980 --> 01:38:07,597 Don't strain your voice, you're singing tomorrow! I'll buy you a beer. 1359 01:38:07,667 --> 01:38:11,077 I'll go buy it! - We would've already left if it were up to me, got it? 1360 01:38:11,147 --> 01:38:14,237 Where you would go? You'd starve without me! 1361 01:38:14,307 --> 01:38:16,077 I'm fed up! Get my suitcase! 1362 01:38:16,147 --> 01:38:20,357 Now I'm telling you for once and all that I'm outta here! I'm fed up! - Excuse me! 1363 01:38:20,427 --> 01:38:24,357 This is the top soubrette in Italy. How beautiful she is when she gets angry! 1364 01:38:24,427 --> 01:38:26,258 How beautiful you are. Get on. 1365 01:38:26,895 --> 01:38:29,979 Go ahead, Ma'am. - One moment, here comes the beer. 1366 01:38:30,147 --> 01:38:31,819 Here's the beer! 1367 01:38:32,061 --> 01:38:35,105 Get on, get on. You too! Get on! 1368 01:38:35,427 --> 01:38:37,157 At last! - Just a moment! 1369 01:38:37,227 --> 01:38:40,941 What is it? - Open it! Open it! Open it, please! - What? 1370 01:38:41,011 --> 01:38:43,957 The Maestro! If I don't bring him, how will I have a show? 1371 01:38:44,027 --> 01:38:47,940 Push him up, please! Please, push him up! 1372 01:38:50,027 --> 01:38:52,197 Finally! Everybody's in! 1373 01:38:52,267 --> 01:38:55,465 Bravo! Give me your hand. - My hand? I'll give you nothing! 1374 01:38:55,947 --> 01:38:59,198 I'll send greetings from the whole company! - Ah, get off! 1375 01:38:59,975 --> 01:39:03,714 Well... don't get mad, we're all Italians here! 1376 01:39:28,733 --> 01:39:33,059 English subtitles by sineintegral@kg 115905