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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,935 That is why I'm writing this to you 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,868 Previously on Smash... 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,270 Just tell him how bad it is and we can make it better. 4 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:08,432 Please. 5 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,040 We said we'd go with whatever Eileen chose. 6 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,738 And I did. And I agree. 7 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:14,211 You want to direct this show so much? 8 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,248 Well, now's your chance. I quit. 9 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,911 Jerry was paying Ellis for information so that then he could take Bombshell over. 10 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,616 Caught in the storm You can't do it. 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,555 But it isn't interfering with rehearsals. 12 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,024 And it's not going to either. 13 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:29,420 I'm still a part of the show. I just can't be in it right now. 14 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:30,485 Yeah, we need to find a replacement. 15 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,054 I'm the artistic director at Manhattan Theater Workshop. 16 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,828 It's just the kind of project that I look for. 17 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,994 Who's the director? We don't have one. 18 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,162 Yeah, you do. 19 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:47,179 - We can start over - Better 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,407 Both of us know 21 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:54,215 If we just let the broken pieces 22 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:57,256 Let the broken pieces 23 00:00:57,323 --> 00:01:00,588 Let the broken pieces 24 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:05,494 Let the broken pieces 25 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:09,166 Go 26 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,164 Thank you. That was lovely. 27 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,333 Yeah. Not too shabby. 28 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,933 You, too. 29 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,638 I think I saw Scott smile. But it could have been a pity smile. 30 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,408 Thanks for coming and running it for us. 31 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,040 Okay, what's the verdict? 32 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,175 We got a slot this season? 33 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:28,311 Let me talk about it with my team. My office, 10 minutes? 34 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,122 Sure. 35 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:33,921 Okay, I'm gonna need someone to come upstairs and take notes. 36 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,187 Can I get a decent cup of coffee? 37 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,728 'Cause this one tastes like soap. 38 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,696 I'm Blake, the lighting designer? 39 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,789 Mmm. Well done. 40 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:41,663 We sort of get our own coffee around here. 41 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,025 Right. 42 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,965 Loved the show, BTW. 43 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,367 Thank you so much. 44 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,072 I will gladly get you coffee anytime. 45 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,673 You might want to wait outside. 46 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,385 We have an educational outreach program in here every Tuesday. 47 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,277 Of course you do. 48 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:04,648 You want some of this? 49 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:09,760 I'd love a skim cappuccino with an extra shot and two Splendas, thank you. 50 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,956 Okay, here she is. 51 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:14,966 Marilyn the star, showing up for work on Some Like It Hot. 52 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,899 Walking onto the set for the first time. 53 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,131 Very Jayne Mansfield in The Girl Can't Help It. 54 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,935 Really? I don't see it that way at all. 55 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:23,874 You don't see... 56 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,904 Never mind. Anyway, what I'm going for is, 57 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,811 "To hell with all of you, I'm here!" 58 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,374 But isn't this when things are going terribly wrong for her? Everyone on set hated her. 59 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,182 She was hiding out in her trailer, popping pills. 60 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,683 Yeah, but we don't want to telegraph that. 61 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,953 So she's putting on a brave face. 62 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,752 So when she says, 63 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,732 "Here she is, boys, Marilyn Monroe in the flesh," she's up? 64 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,892 Trying to be. Like... 65 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,665 "Here she is, boys, Marilyn Monroe in the flesh!" 66 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,701 Did he just give her a line reading? 67 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,676 Derek used to say... Derek isn't here anymore. 68 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,775 Yeah. I know. 69 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,783 Tom, the new choreographer has a question. 70 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,884 Let's set up for National Pastime. 71 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,332 Are you sure you want to hire a new choreographer while we're waiting? 72 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,428 It's been three weeks. 73 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,872 You really think Derek's gonna grant me permission to use his choreography? 74 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,500 'Cause I don't. 75 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,745 So I have to move forward. 76 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,643 Derek is going to sign the contract. 77 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,148 He's petty and sadistic, it'll never happen. 78 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,012 Ooh, maybe that's how I should connect with Karen? 79 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,383 Or talk with a British accent? 80 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,684 I've seen it. Don't do that. 81 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:47,021 It's like we're speaking different languages. 82 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,219 We need a translator. 83 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,319 You know what, don't focus on that right now. 84 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,728 Think of the show. It's fantastic. 85 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,259 And the best part of it? 86 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,598 You're the director. 87 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,431 It is fun, right? 88 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,098 Oh, my God. So fun. 89 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:05,073 And you don't miss that stuff with Marilyn and her mother, right? 90 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,237 It's working great without it. 91 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,871 They're ready for you. 92 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,210 Karen! One last thing. 93 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,817 I want you to just think about... 94 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,884 Okay, Terry, in act two, in the garden scene, 95 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:22,189 when you approach Tourvel, don't turn upstage. I lose your face. 96 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,662 Timothy, a thought. Hear me out. 97 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,699 What if, in that scene, Valmont had smallpox? 98 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,863 Now, I know that sounds crazy, but it is 100% historically accurate. 99 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,064 No. 100 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,840 Maybe just the early stages. Just a few pocks? 101 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,806 Too much? 102 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,015 Yeah, okay. 103 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,419 Okay, moving on. 104 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,888 It's incredible. You're like the Terry whisperer. 105 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,488 We owe you big time, Ivy. This thing might run. 106 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,553 Third act. The beginning of third needs a real punch. Yes? 107 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:00,591 One pock. 108 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,275 Peanuts! 109 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,208 Hot dogs! 110 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,316 Crackerjack! 111 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:25,448 I don't care I don't care if I ever get back! 112 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:26,918 What the hell am I watching? 113 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,427 Isn't this great? It's got so much energy. It's like they're levitating. 114 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:34,694 I feel like I'm being shot by a firing squad. What happened to the sex? 115 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,166 That thing they did with the bats? 116 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,603 I had to avoid Derek's choreography. For legal reasons. 117 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:44,235 But if you get Derek to sign the contracts you gave him, we could go back to it. 118 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,938 Yes, my style and my fashion will 119 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,951 Elevate the national pastime 120 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,124 Really well done, Karen. Uh... 121 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,590 I'm still not getting that "come hither" thing we talked about, 122 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,530 but it's close. 123 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,466 Well, maybe you'd see it more if I wasn't 124 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:12,901 jumping up and down the whole time? 125 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:16,135 Well, it's a state of mind, not a look. 126 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,539 Let me be you. Great. 127 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,980 So how is everyone today? 128 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,916 I gotta be honest, not good. 129 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,984 You said Tom was the right choice to direct, 130 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,353 but I don't like what I'm seeing. 131 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:32,982 You've only been here 10 minutes. 132 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,051 In that time, he has demonstrated bad judgment 133 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,529 and made our star uncomfortable. 134 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:42,096 I thought you said he was good with actors. 135 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,069 He's just nervous, he's trying to impress you. Give him a little time. 136 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,730 We don't have time. 137 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,831 We're going into tech soon. 138 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:52,275 Without the right person at the helm, this ship will go down. 139 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,176 Tom will pull it together. 140 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,538 You'll see. 141 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:56,839 He better. 142 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,709 I'm not encouraged. 143 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:06,982 What a vile human being. I feel filthy just talking to him. 144 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,526 How long till we're rid of him? 145 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,860 Katie and I are going to go see the lawyers later today. 146 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:17,062 What do I do if Jerry fires Tom before you get back? 147 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,095 Tom needs Karen to respect him. 148 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,664 If Karen respects him, everyone else will. 149 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:24,870 And if she doesn't? 150 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:26,634 Punch, punch. 151 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,146 Give me till the end of the day. 152 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,115 I have a feeling everything's going to change. 153 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,915 So, it's punch, punch, punch? 154 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:36,352 Yeah, yeah. But it's just kind of like if you're up and you're down... 155 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,117 And it's like, before you even know it... 156 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,349 Oh, dear. 157 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:49,349 SMASH S02E07 Musical Chairs Sync to WEB-DL by Jill.Valentine 158 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,721 I still love the show, of course, and now my team does as well. 159 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:14,621 But after talking about it, we think it might play better in our underground space. 160 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,929 What, you mean that 80-seat hovel we were just in? 161 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:21,694 It's where we run new work for our younger subscribers 162 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,360 alongside the main stage productions. 163 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,705 Great. Hit List is fresh. It's smart, it's vibrant. 164 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:30,834 But it doesn't have much in the way of an overriding theme. 165 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:34,641 We like our main stage pieces to be more universal. 166 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,448 Uh-huh. I get it. Totally. 167 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,208 I don't. I don't. 168 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:43,422 Our research has proven that if our older members can't relate to the subject matter, 169 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,481 we have a hard time getting them to renew. 170 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,652 As a nonprofit, we need them around. 171 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,288 I would've thought a good show might keep them around. Just a thought. 172 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,456 I know it may not feel like this, 173 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,557 but I'm actually trying to protect what you have. 174 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,602 Maybe move it upstairs next season. 175 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,432 Yeah, that doesn't work for me, Scott. 176 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:02,164 I might have left Broadway, but I did not do it for 80 seats. 177 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,403 Look, I meet with the board at the end of the week 178 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:06,446 to let them know which way we're going. 179 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,310 I hope inspiration strikes before that. 180 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,016 Okay, so you understand what the man's looking for, right? 181 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,181 Oh, yeah. Us starting from scratch. 182 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,192 No, he just wants you to articulate your theme more clearly. 183 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,625 It can be small. 184 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,630 Rent added a narrator after its workshop, and they got to Broadway. 185 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,825 So we'll add a narrator. Oh, wait, no, we won't, 186 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,492 because that is a terrible idea. 187 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,196 We don't need to spell out our theme. 188 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,033 Don't listen to him. He's not good with feedback. 189 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,094 We'll do whatever you want. 190 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,731 Seriously, if you nod your head any harder, 191 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,139 it is gonna pop off of your body. 192 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,642 Do you think this is a joke? 193 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,542 No, I think this should be a conversation, 194 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,410 not just you telling us what to do. 195 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,382 Well, I'm a director. So I think this is exactly how it should go. 196 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,611 I don't see what is so bad about 197 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,086 putting up a show in an 80-seat theater and seeing how it goes. 198 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,453 You have just come from the Fringe. All right? 199 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,583 This is supposed to be a step up, not sideways. 200 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,593 This show is too good for 80 seats. 201 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:55,855 What, the show is, or you are? 202 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,363 Well, funny enough, I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. 203 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,629 I can tell you right now, the only reason the show seemed small today 204 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,794 was 'cause Karen wasn't there. 205 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,632 Ana's good, but she doesn't have what Karen has. 206 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,400 Thank you, Derek, we'll think it all over. 207 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,236 Good. You can give me your answer tomorrow night. 208 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,902 I've got comps for the opening night of Liaisons. 209 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,709 And since that's a small chamber piece, 210 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,909 that apparently completely reinvented itself as a big musical, 211 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,577 without changing a word, 212 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,578 I would say it's mandatory viewing. Wouldn't you? 213 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,051 The Broadway Theater, 7:00. 214 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,022 Damn lawyers. 215 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:32,361 Can't believe they've come up with nothing after all this time. 216 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,696 I know you don't want to hear it, but I could talk to him. 217 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,497 We've been through this, Katie. 218 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,197 He's never been able to say no to me. 219 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,031 I never wanted you to know all this had happened. 220 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,575 I don't want to put you in the middle of it. 221 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,941 I'm already in the middle of it. I'm your child. 222 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,173 Listen, I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. 223 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,546 Somehow I've managed not to screw you up, and I'm not gonna start now. 224 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,209 So that's it? He just gets away with it? 225 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:56,551 Well, I do have one last idea. 226 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,114 Although I didn't want to have to resort to it. 227 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,353 The pantry was the place 228 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,392 A serving wench, Suzette 229 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,396 Taught me a brand-new recipe 230 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,366 Then had me serve it to her on brochette 231 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:11,833 And so I say to all the crying cuckolds 232 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,463 My God, this is boring. 233 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,669 Didn't have to be. 234 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,174 And ce n'est pas ma faute 235 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,576 Was it really that bad? It's not bad. 236 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,678 It's just not you. 237 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,355 And Tom and I aren't connecting. 238 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:35,156 He's trying to be respectful of the work you and I did together. 239 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:40,291 And at the same time, putting his own mark on it. But it's just confusing. 240 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,229 Wouldn't be confusing if you'd left with me. 241 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,965 Gwen Verdon would have bailed if Fosse quit. 242 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,098 Oh, so now you're Fosse, huh? 243 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,644 I saw Hit List so clearly, but it's all out of focus now. 244 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,239 The boys will figure it out. 245 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,681 Yeah, the boys need to grow up. 246 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,843 I've hit a wall with those little bastards. 247 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,547 I'll see what I can do. 248 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,291 Thank you. 249 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,156 We're at a dead end. 250 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,620 Oh! 251 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,087 Eileen, I'm so sorry. 252 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,490 I know. 253 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,826 What do we do now? 254 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,059 We're going to have to pull the plug on the show. 255 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,529 I'm sorry? 256 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,234 You and Tom control the material. 257 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,036 You can walk away, threaten to shut down the show. 258 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,306 It's the only thing that's gonna force Jerry's hand. 259 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,404 What if it doesn't work? We'd have no show. 260 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,416 Well, it's not ours anyway. 261 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,244 It's not your show. It's still mine. 262 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,844 It's not the version you wanted. 263 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:39,181 This is a choreography contract that Jerry was supposed to send to Derek. 264 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,555 He didn't send it 'cause he wants Derek back. 265 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,591 He's betting against Tom. 266 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,654 Mmm-hmm. 267 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,897 I can't let that happen. 268 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,398 That's why you have to shut down the show. 269 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,064 No. 270 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,266 Not yet. 271 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,821 What if we make it more clearly about fame, 272 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,154 about how people will do anything to get it? 273 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:16,460 Wait, so the song about fame and what people do to get it doesn't do that? 274 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,494 If you're not going to help me, you can at least stop mocking me. 275 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,763 I'm not mocking you, I just think this is pointless. 276 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,437 Hi. 277 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,507 What are you doing here? 278 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:34,740 I was just gonna lie and say I was in the neighborhood. 279 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,874 Yeah, I always tell people I'm going to lie before I do it. 280 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,417 Really catches them off guard. 281 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,921 So how's everything going? Caffeine? 282 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,649 Uh, with the show? It's... 283 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,692 Great, great. Ana's killing it. 284 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,660 I know. She's amazing. 285 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,358 But Derek said you guys were... 286 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:55,197 Ah, of course. He sent you here to come check up on us. 287 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,196 I just want to help. 288 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,102 Then where have you been the past three weeks? 289 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,105 Okay. 290 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,401 It's been really intense at Bombshell with Derek gone. 291 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,141 Yeah, well, I wish I could say we're all the better for having him, but... 292 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,946 Did you really think you weren't going to have to rewrite anything? 293 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,486 People do it all the time. They've been rewriting Bombshell, 294 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,283 it's been over a year. Yeah, exactly. 295 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,755 Sometimes the work gets better. 296 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,054 And sometimes it doesn't. You know what? 297 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:25,020 As nice as it is to see you, this isn't your problem. 298 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,363 Maybe it would be if you were still in the show, but... 299 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,731 You're right. Sorry. 300 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,941 The theme you're looking for? It's already there. It's about reinvention. 301 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,483 Changing who you are, your destiny. 302 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:51,487 Mmm. Unfortunately, that isn't universal, 303 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,622 'cause people don't really do that, do they? 304 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:05,796 The board told me I could have one slot of my own to show my point of view. 305 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,670 But it has to be a home run. 306 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,039 If I fail, it's right back to regional theater. 307 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,546 The last artistic director only lasted a year. 308 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,808 Oh, I saw his season. 309 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,009 Trust me, it was the right call. 310 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,013 Oh, I'll be right back. All right, mate. 311 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,116 Oh! Sorry. 312 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,548 Scott. 313 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,384 Julia. 314 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,187 What are you doing here? 315 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,592 I heard that you moved back to New York. Congrats on the job. 316 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,722 Thanks. 317 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,262 I meant to call. 318 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,363 Listen, I... Oh, no, no, no. Go, go, go. 319 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,633 I'll get in touch. Maybe we can have coffee? 320 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,572 Sure. Try my office. They'll set that up. 321 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,007 Okay. 322 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,303 Julia. To what do I owe this honor? 323 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,775 Well, since you've ignored our calls, 324 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:55,844 I thought I might bring these contracts to you in person. 325 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,781 Tom too frightened to come himself? 326 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,755 Too busy. You can sign right there. 327 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,391 Oh, I don't think so. 328 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,524 Oh, no, I'll have to read this over. Think about it. 329 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,729 It's my reputation that's on the line. 330 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,138 I've got no idea what direction Tom is taking the show in. 331 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,869 Everyone is very happy with it. 332 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,376 Oh, yeah? Mmm-hmm. 333 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,141 Are you? Of course. 334 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,950 So that work you did with Peter, the best work of your career, 335 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,814 you're totally okay that Tom and Eileen are just tossing that out? 336 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,880 Stop trying to be so provocative. 337 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,688 Since you've left, he's incorporated a lot of my version. 338 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,786 Not Marilyn's mother, though. 339 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,688 I have my spies. 340 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,392 I know how much you wanted her in. 341 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:44,861 You chose to leave. 342 00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:46,565 Yeah, well, they left me no other option, okay? 343 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,436 Stop playing games, okay? 344 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,103 If you want to come back, just say that. But if you don't... 345 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,840 Sign the papers, and let go. 346 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,014 Forgot your pen. 347 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,112 I guess I really let him down. 348 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,451 There was nothing to let him down over. You have a job. 349 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,651 You were never gonna leave Broadway for some East Village basement. 350 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,091 No, of course not. 351 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,429 And I'm sure you're better in their show than I was anyway. 352 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,556 Well, maybe a little bit. 353 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,296 But they haven't even officially offered it to me yet, so... 354 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,765 Right now, we need to figure out a way to get you to fall back in love with Bombshell, 355 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,705 before it's too late. 356 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,071 I've come to grovel. 357 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,338 I'll leave you two alone. 358 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,007 Hi. 359 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,250 Hi. Hi. 360 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,049 I know we got off on the wrong foot. 361 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,454 I've never done this before, I'm still learning. 362 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,695 And I'm sorry. 363 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,493 No, I'm sorry. 364 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,600 I'm really not trying to be difficult. 365 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,765 And I know you just want your show to be the best. 366 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,137 And I want to do whatever I can to make it the best with you. 367 00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,611 Don't you wish everyone could see us right now, 368 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,907 looking like we actually get along? 369 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,281 Which we do. 370 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,747 Hey. You want to show them? 371 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,050 Be my date tonight at the Liaisons opening. 372 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,386 It'll be sort of like our coming-out party. 373 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,388 Don't you think that might make Ivy upset? 374 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,222 Ivy will be fine. She understands the situation. 375 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,566 Thanks. I'd love to. 376 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,062 Yeah? Okay. Yeah. Okay. 377 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,332 Oh. Ooh! See you tonight. 378 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,173 Ivy. I've been on the boards all afternoon. 379 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,148 Broadway World, All That Chat, TheaterMania. 380 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,448 Did you know our show is "meh"? I'm sorry? 381 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,455 Yeah, I've been called a lot of things in my career, but "meh"? 382 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,081 Is there anything worse? 383 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,853 The only thing they seemed to like is you. 384 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,518 You said we'd made this better. 385 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,894 We did make it better. Better from terrible. 386 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,690 Oh, man. I need a Klonopin. 387 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,762 Except I don't. 388 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,899 Do you think they're right? Tell me the truth. That's what you do. 389 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,469 I don't know what this show is anymore. 390 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,080 I guess we didn't have enough time to fix it. 391 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,511 Can I make a confession? 392 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,452 Is it about you and me? No. 393 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,011 Oh. Kind of. 394 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,350 I wish I could get out of this show. I really hate it. 395 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,759 Oh, I hate you in it. 396 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,663 I'm sorry, I do. You're too good. It's annoying. 397 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,658 There's just something better for me out there. For you, too. 398 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,965 I don't know. 399 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:35,005 This dud's never gonna turn my career around. 400 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,642 Maybe it can. 401 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,077 Let's have some fun. 402 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,806 You know, like in the old days, when you first went off your meds. 403 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,146 Except maybe a couple days after it, you know, when you stabilized. 404 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,685 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 405 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,586 You mean with the mirrors? And the sheep? And the full-frontal nudity? 406 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,455 Yes! Almost like that. 407 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,789 Hey, if we're going to go down, we may as well go down in a blaze of glory. 408 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,854 Let's give them a show they'll never forget! 409 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,864 Tom! Tom! 410 00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:05,870 Hi, Seth! 411 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,772 Meet Karen Cartwright. 412 00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:08,865 Pleasure. 413 00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:11,411 I'm really looking forward to Bombshell 2.0. 414 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,672 Will you guys give me some scoop? 415 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,714 Is it amazing? How high do you belt? Go! 416 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,010 It shows the edge and sadness... 417 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,311 It's a big old-fashioned musical... 418 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,614 Go ahead. Big number... No, after you. 419 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,845 Which one is it? Old-fashioned, or edgy? 420 00:20:23,324 --> 00:20:24,848 Can't really be both, can it? 421 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:27,858 Yep. No. No. Yeah. 422 00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,161 Oh, my God, that's John Cameron Mitchell. 423 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:32,961 And there's Karen with Seth Rudetsky. 424 00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,193 Look at her. She fits right in. 425 00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:37,362 Of course she does. She's a star. 426 00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:40,801 Maybe if you did what Scott asked you to do, you could be one, too. 427 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:44,207 You mean change my work because of one person's opinion? No, thank you. 428 00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:45,836 I like the show the way it is. I don't think we need 429 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:48,211 to scream what it's about in every scene. 430 00:20:48,282 --> 00:20:50,682 No one said "scream it." 431 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,810 It could be as simple as one new song up top 432 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,410 that lets everyone know what they're about to see. 433 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,312 When the curtain rises on Bombshell, 434 00:20:56,390 --> 00:21:00,690 and Norma Jean sings Let Me Be Your Star, you understand everything. 435 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,592 So then why'd you leave Bombshell, 436 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,722 if its themes are so clearly articulated? 437 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,096 Why did I indeed? 438 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,765 Hey, where are you going? 439 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:14,069 There's got to be something in one of these. 440 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:20,878 Some union rule he broke. Someone he forgot to pay. 441 00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:23,643 Oh, my God, press clippings from Carousel. 442 00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:27,817 That was the first show I did with your dad. 443 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,322 Oh, look. 444 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:34,560 He saved a picture of the two of you in front of the marquee. 445 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:37,286 Hmm. 446 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,163 You really loved him, didn't you? 447 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:43,732 Of course I did. 448 00:21:46,407 --> 00:21:47,465 He loved you, too. 449 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:51,136 Yeah, he still does. That's why he's doing what he's doing. 450 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:55,511 He couldn't believe I had the courage to walk away. 451 00:21:57,851 --> 00:22:00,217 Kind of makes sense now, doesn't it? 452 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:01,643 Hmm. 453 00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:05,783 God, how did we get here? 454 00:22:06,927 --> 00:22:12,422 Three grown women, digging through an office, looking for a silver bullet. 455 00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:15,592 Desperate times. 456 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,364 Well, I hope it's worth it. 457 00:22:17,938 --> 00:22:21,931 Of course it's worth it. What you and Tom have done is worth protecting. 458 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,602 Hey. Look at this. 459 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:30,142 It's a contract with the Marilyn Monroe estate, in your name. 460 00:22:30,217 --> 00:22:33,482 Yeah, they licensed me some of her early journals and poetry. 461 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,852 I showed you all that material. 462 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:40,184 Why are you smiling? 463 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,662 Because I used it. 464 00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:47,665 I think I just found our silver bullet. 465 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,970 Hey, I didn't know you were coming. 466 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,939 I could say the same. 467 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,770 Tom and I are on a date. 468 00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,674 Though I'm not quite sure it's going so well. 469 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,781 I'm not gonna lie. 470 00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:04,477 Seeing the two of you together makes my heart beat faster. 471 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:05,916 Jerry! 472 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,677 Last person in the world I wanted to see tonight. 473 00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:11,017 And yet, here I am. Mmm-hmm. 474 00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:15,794 Things happened awfully fast the other week. Maybe a little too fast. 475 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,554 Care to talk? 476 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:21,691 Jimmy, Kyle. 477 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,363 What are you doing here? 478 00:23:24,438 --> 00:23:26,963 I was just asking myself the same thing. 479 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,565 We came with Derek, but we lost him. 480 00:23:29,643 --> 00:23:32,612 No, we didn't, he's standing right there talking to Karen. 481 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,871 And some other guy. 482 00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:37,712 That's Jerry Rand. Producer of Bombshell. 483 00:23:38,018 --> 00:23:40,543 Oh, so Derek's going back to Bombshell. Shocker. 484 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:43,590 Looks like you're out of a job. 485 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,853 Karen, we should take our seats, the show's about to start. 486 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,660 You don't have to sit with him if you don't want. 487 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,893 A couple of seats have opened up next to me. 488 00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:56,765 Unless you've changed your mind. 489 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,805 No, we're still sitting there. You're the one that's leaving. 490 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:01,104 Okay, no one's going anywhere. 491 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,572 We're just having a friendly conversation. 492 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,841 Great! And now it's over. So if you'll excuse us... 493 00:24:06,914 --> 00:24:08,575 There's nothing to be threatened by, Tom. 494 00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:11,049 I'm not threatened. Just incredibly frustrated 495 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,746 that once again, you're trying to get in the way of me and my show. 496 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:15,254 I'm not getting in the way of anything. 497 00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:17,347 You don't return my calls. You won't sign the contract. 498 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:18,914 You're undermining me at every turn. 499 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:20,323 You're doing that all on your own. 500 00:24:20,394 --> 00:24:23,727 Really? How? Please tell me. 501 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,492 You know how much I love to hear what you have to say. 502 00:24:25,566 --> 00:24:28,626 No, don't listen to me, Tom. Listen to Julia. 503 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:31,863 She wrote some of the best stuff of her life with Marilyn and her mother, 504 00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:34,908 and you just threw it out. Or listen to Karen. 505 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:37,910 She's one of the brightest young actresses around, she knows what's going on. 506 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,071 If I had either of them on the show I'm working on now, 507 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,171 there'd be no stopping it. 508 00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:44,012 Instead, you've got what I want, and you are wasting it. 509 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:45,312 And you! 510 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,217 You're wasting your chance. 511 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,021 If you want to come back, Derek, 512 00:24:52,392 --> 00:24:54,417 Bombshell is still yours. 513 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:58,596 Folks, it's time to take your seats for the show. 514 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,901 Oh, Valmont, you libertine. 515 00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:09,308 A morning such as this 516 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:12,742 is made for natural-born hunter such as yourself. 517 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:16,940 My dear lady, I can hardly take credit for my victories, 518 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:21,549 for it seems as long as I have lived, the prey comes to me. 519 00:25:23,891 --> 00:25:25,620 Ce n'est pas ma faute. 520 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,960 What do you mean, "It's not your fault"? 521 00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,752 Let me explain it to you. 522 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:31,119 In song. 523 00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:34,332 Some men are born with money 524 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:36,369 Some men are born with looks 525 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:40,497 Some men are born with knowledge you won't find in Descartes' books 526 00:25:40,574 --> 00:25:42,132 One man is given talent 527 00:25:43,277 --> 00:25:44,642 While one is born with strength 528 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:48,977 Some men are born with shoulders wide while some endowed with length 529 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:53,247 But once in every century there comes a blessed morn 530 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,484 A man like moi with all the gifts I've listed here is born 531 00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:59,456 So this has been my credo 532 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:01,391 Since I was very young 533 00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,486 I say, "It's not my fault" 534 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:07,330 Or to put it in my tongue 535 00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:09,932 Ce n'est pas ma faute 536 00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:13,265 I'm really not to blame 537 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:18,243 I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above why men do not come out the same 538 00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:22,442 The day that I was born I crowned just like a prince 539 00:26:22,516 --> 00:26:23,505 It's true. 540 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:26,815 A nursemaid pinched my derriere and ladies have been pinching ever since 541 00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:27,911 Ooh! 542 00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:30,286 My mother heard me cry 543 00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:32,086 She offered up her breast 544 00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:35,856 Then as a man I learned to use that sad routine to sample all the rest 545 00:26:36,997 --> 00:26:38,828 But when I list my conquests 546 00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:41,766 It's certainly not meant to gloat 547 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:45,794 It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute 548 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:48,340 Ce n'est pas ma faute 549 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,637 I've caused so many rifts 550 00:26:50,711 --> 00:26:55,171 It's truly both a blessing and a curse that I must always share these gifts 551 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,307 A tutor named Claudine 552 00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:59,284 Once taught me all she knew 553 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:01,480 And when I had exhausted all she had 554 00:27:01,555 --> 00:27:03,022 Then I taught her a thing or two 555 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,114 Get off me! 556 00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:06,022 The pantry was the place 557 00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:07,583 A serving wench, Suzette 558 00:27:07,661 --> 00:27:08,719 Nice crepes. 559 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:12,162 Taught me a brand-new recipe Then had me serve it to her on brochette 560 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,762 And so I say to all the crying cuckolds 561 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:17,804 With their hands around my throat 562 00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:21,432 I'll have her home by 10:00 And ce n'est pas ma faute 563 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,507 En garde, coup� and coup d'arr�t The pesky duels won't go away 564 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:29,515 It's simply not my fault that I'm adored 565 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,107 Touch�, seconde, arr�te, riposte 566 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:32,583 It's just a fact, I do not boast 567 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,622 I'm blessed with something mightier than either pen or sword! 568 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,713 Now dance, wenches, dance! 569 00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:43,825 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? 570 00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:53,531 Oh! Oh! Oh! 571 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:55,669 Sheep, I need the sheep. 572 00:28:01,782 --> 00:28:04,546 Ce n'est pas ma faute He's really not to blame 573 00:28:04,785 --> 00:28:07,754 The problem is the moth that's always circling the flame 574 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:10,688 Ce n'est pas ma faute It's really not his fault 575 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,692 I'm gifted with a treasure so why keep it in the vault? 576 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,422 Ce n'est pas ma faute Please don't castrate the bull 577 00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:19,624 I beg you, don't demagnetize the magnet for its pull 578 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,257 Pull, pull 579 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:24,565 So if you want to find me I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat 580 00:28:24,638 --> 00:28:25,969 I see what keeps this lass afloat 581 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,506 I choose this wench to motorboat 582 00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:28,871 No sheep is safe from this old goat 583 00:28:28,942 --> 00:28:31,172 I'll need some help on this last note 584 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:36,873 Yes, ce n'est pas ma faute 585 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,486 Oh, are we finished? 586 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:54,624 Call my psychiatrist. 587 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:55,990 How is the poor guy? 588 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,936 I think he's gonna be okay, but he's surrounded by doctors right now. 589 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:03,108 Well, at the very least, you were wonderful. 590 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,643 He's right, you were. 591 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:06,205 Thank you. 592 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:10,113 Your number was the only thing in the whole show that made any sense. 593 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,741 It was very Irene Dunne in The Awful Truth. 594 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,746 You mean when she does the recital? 595 00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:15,749 That's totally what I was going for. 596 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:18,757 When you ran upstage and tossed your head back? 597 00:29:19,459 --> 00:29:21,324 I am so glad you caught that. 598 00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,055 How could I not? 599 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:26,392 Well, I should get back. 600 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:29,031 Of course. Call me later. 601 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,203 Bye. Bye. 602 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:34,263 Is the show going to close? 603 00:29:34,674 --> 00:29:38,041 One would think. Or hope, for all involved. 604 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,410 Then Ivy would be free. 605 00:29:41,748 --> 00:29:42,806 Free for what? 606 00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:48,119 I'm sure you and I could make this work, 607 00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:52,148 but we'd always know something wasn't right. 608 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,023 I'm not your Marilyn. She is. 609 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:57,063 Karen... It's... It's okay. 610 00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,130 We tried. 611 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:09,405 You're a class act, you know that? I'll talk to Eileen. 612 00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:11,543 Thanks for everything. 613 00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:25,119 I admit my cunning plan backfired. 614 00:30:25,192 --> 00:30:27,023 I just wish he hadn't gone crazy before the end of the show. 615 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,617 I would have killed to see that death scene. 616 00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:30,890 So that's it, huh? You're just gonna go back to Bombshell now. 617 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:31,988 No. 618 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,897 I was never going back. 619 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:38,932 Just having a bit of trouble letting go. 620 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:41,639 Really? Yes. 621 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:46,041 For some inexplicable reason, I still believe in you two. 622 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:53,241 Enough to stick around anyway, even if it does mean directing your completely unaltered show 623 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,880 in a space not much larger than my bathroom. 624 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:59,181 That's where you want it to be, then I want to be there with it. 625 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:00,248 Me too. 626 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:01,916 Karen. 627 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,222 I just quit Bombshell. 628 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:04,686 You're joking. 629 00:31:04,764 --> 00:31:05,753 I'm not. 630 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,597 I did. 631 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,232 I did. 632 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:15,934 Ever since you left, and ever since I left you, I haven't felt right. 633 00:31:17,244 --> 00:31:19,610 And I'd understand if you don't want me back, but... 634 00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:25,581 Did you really just give up a Broadway show for us? 635 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,316 I guess I did. 636 00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:30,714 I mean, I'll have to see if they'll let me out of my contract, but... 637 00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:31,882 Here's hoping. 638 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,691 You proved me wrong. 639 00:31:39,499 --> 00:31:41,626 I just got an idea. 640 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,370 I know it sounds like a problem. 641 00:31:44,437 --> 00:31:45,927 A huge problem. 642 00:31:46,006 --> 00:31:47,598 But I may have a solution. 643 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:52,411 Okay, you're gonna have to tell us about it later, because, um... 644 00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:56,206 Jerry. Hi. Sit down, have a drink. 645 00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,715 Katie. 646 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:00,080 When did you get back in town? 647 00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:01,450 I've been home for days. 648 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,422 And you didn't call me? 649 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,357 What's going on? 650 00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:11,460 You know exactly what's going on. 651 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:15,564 You paid Ellis Boyd for information on Nick 652 00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:18,900 so that you could turn him in and get the show back. 653 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,734 You've been drinking a little too much, Eileen. 654 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:25,335 On the contrary, Jerry, I am stone-cold sober. 655 00:32:26,813 --> 00:32:28,781 When we first brought the idea to Eileen, 656 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:31,146 she made an agreement with Marilyn Monroe's estate 657 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:34,584 for the rights to some journals written by Marilyn herself. 658 00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:37,255 Who cares? 659 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:42,121 Well, you probably should. Because they formed almost 20% of the lyrics for the show. 660 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:46,825 If you plan on using any of those songs, you'd be in violation of the estate's 661 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:49,128 exclusive agreement with Eileen, 662 00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:52,330 and they'd have no choice but to shut us down. 663 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:57,172 Or you could just sign the show over to Mom right now. 664 00:32:57,744 --> 00:33:00,406 Hmm. That's not gonna happen. 665 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:07,583 You know, I can forgive the years of infidelity, 666 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:12,318 the unscrupulous behavior, the total lack of a moral compass. 667 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:15,884 But what I will never forgive you for is what you did to Nick. 668 00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:17,496 He was a criminal. 669 00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:20,390 He deserved it. 670 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,330 I'm done here. 671 00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:29,837 Katie. Katie, wait. I hope you're proud of yourself. 672 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:31,308 Look. Come, sit down, talk to me. 673 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:32,845 You haven't heard my side of this. 674 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:35,312 This whole time I was hoping maybe this wasn't true. 675 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:39,550 That you couldn't possibly stoop so low just to hurt Mom. 676 00:33:39,619 --> 00:33:40,950 Is this really what you wanted? 677 00:33:41,054 --> 00:33:42,248 It's not that simple. 678 00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:43,812 It should be. I'm your daughter. 679 00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:46,052 You hurt her, you hurt me, too. 680 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,353 And you've hurt us both for the last time. 681 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:58,235 Wait! 682 00:33:59,672 --> 00:34:01,606 I knew that'd get him. 683 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,245 It is with heavy heart 684 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:11,340 that I must announce my departure from Liaisons. 685 00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:15,185 Terry's understudy will finish the week, 686 00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:18,588 but unfortunately, Liaisons will close this Sunday. 687 00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:20,421 Great. All that work. 688 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:22,524 Fantastic. 689 00:34:37,511 --> 00:34:38,978 Should be any minute now, right? 690 00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:40,771 God, I hope so. 691 00:34:41,282 --> 00:34:42,749 Oh, no. What are you doing here? 692 00:34:42,817 --> 00:34:44,478 Where's Eileen? 693 00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:45,712 Calm down, dear. 694 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:48,585 Told you. Just had to read through it all. 695 00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:52,317 You know how it is, you work on something you care about, 696 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:54,553 sometimes it's a bit difficult to let go. 697 00:34:56,130 --> 00:35:00,533 Tom Levitt, I hereby bequeath my choreography and my blessing. 698 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:03,399 If you change one bloody chasse, I'll take them both away. 699 00:35:06,073 --> 00:35:07,563 - Derek. - Hey. 700 00:35:09,577 --> 00:35:10,805 Jerry broke down. 701 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:14,836 It took five lawyers, and someone from the ADA's office, 702 00:35:14,915 --> 00:35:18,316 and my darling daughter, but Bombshell is finally mine. 703 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:21,183 There's just one little issue. Who's our star? 704 00:35:21,489 --> 00:35:27,450 Well, you know what they say? When one door closes, another one opens. 705 00:35:27,695 --> 00:35:29,788 Ivy is free now. 706 00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:35,433 That's wonderful. 707 00:35:35,703 --> 00:35:38,570 Whoo! Okay. To Eileen Rand. 708 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:43,108 Champion of the downtrodden. Arbiter of good taste. 709 00:35:44,245 --> 00:35:47,510 The only producer we have ever called our partner. 710 00:35:48,282 --> 00:35:50,375 To my fabulous collaborators. 711 00:35:51,352 --> 00:35:52,819 And to my new director. 712 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:56,514 May Bombshell be everything we ever hoped it would be. 713 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:58,785 All of us. 714 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:00,284 Hear, hear! 715 00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:08,728 I love the version of the show we have now. 716 00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:14,604 But as hard as I try, I cannot let go of Marilyn's mother. 717 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:20,646 The connection there is the heart and soul of the piece to me. 718 00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:23,547 Everything else is in its proper place, everything. 719 00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:25,544 But this. 720 00:36:30,224 --> 00:36:33,625 If you can't live without it, neither can I. 721 00:36:34,261 --> 00:36:36,058 End of conversation. 722 00:36:38,599 --> 00:36:39,964 Thank you. 723 00:36:41,702 --> 00:36:44,364 Thank you for giving us another moment of your time. 724 00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,941 This is a brand-new opening number, so it's a little bit rough, 725 00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:50,374 but we're pretty happy with it. 726 00:37:05,326 --> 00:37:09,558 There's a block on the edge of this town no one talks about 727 00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:16,629 Where the train doesn't stop and the kids know they're not getting out 728 00:37:17,338 --> 00:37:20,569 You live in the loop Of smoke's on the stoop 729 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:23,109 Counting the coins you got 730 00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:26,469 You work at a bar where all that you are 731 00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:32,450 Is everything you're not 732 00:37:33,187 --> 00:37:39,126 Someone tell me when I can start again 733 00:37:39,293 --> 00:37:45,027 And rewrite this story 734 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:51,433 How long can I stay lost without a way 735 00:37:51,505 --> 00:37:56,533 To rewrite I wish I could rewrite 736 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:59,708 This story 737 00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:09,318 Pretty face, pretty voice Pretty much someone they forget 738 00:38:10,591 --> 00:38:15,756 Hard to tell me apart from the 10 other girls they just met 739 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:19,690 We can't see the hook We can't sell the look 740 00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:22,463 I hear it every day 741 00:38:22,536 --> 00:38:26,028 You won't be a star If you're who you are 742 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:32,043 So I just fade away 743 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:35,346 Make me someone new 744 00:38:35,549 --> 00:38:38,074 Tell me what I do 745 00:38:38,152 --> 00:38:43,556 To rewrite this story 746 00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:47,794 How long can I stay 747 00:38:48,028 --> 00:38:50,553 Lost without a way 748 00:38:50,631 --> 00:38:52,963 To rewrite 749 00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:58,471 I wish I could rewrite this story 750 00:38:58,906 --> 00:39:03,172 Change every word of every line 751 00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:08,712 Write any story but mine 752 00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:15,822 Someone tell me when 753 00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,751 Can I start again 754 00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:23,659 And rewrite this story 755 00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,355 Yeah! Yeah! 756 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:28,333 How long can I stay 757 00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:31,198 Lost without a way 758 00:39:31,271 --> 00:39:34,638 To rewrite 759 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,699 Rewrite 760 00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:39,769 I wish I could rewrite 761 00:39:39,847 --> 00:39:43,214 This story 762 00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:54,456 You found it. It wasn't me. It was them. 763 00:39:54,528 --> 00:39:56,291 We realized the show is about transformation, 764 00:39:56,363 --> 00:39:57,921 but we just hadn't actually said it yet. 765 00:39:57,998 --> 00:40:00,523 It was a good note. 766 00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:02,262 Thanks for giving it. 767 00:40:02,669 --> 00:40:07,629 If this is the direction the show's going in, the main stage is yours. 768 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:09,175 Let me introduce your leads. 769 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:11,603 Jimmy Collins, Karen Cartwright. 770 00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:14,305 If you want the show, it doesn't happen without them. 771 00:40:14,381 --> 00:40:17,145 I can see why. It's great to meet you again, Karen. 772 00:40:18,419 --> 00:40:19,716 Derek. Sure. 773 00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:23,051 So I guess that's it for me, then? 774 00:40:23,323 --> 00:40:26,759 Not at all. You just go back to being the sister. 775 00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:28,419 Oh, great. The sister. 776 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:29,986 Again. 777 00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:33,296 So you're okay with where you landed? 778 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,200 No buyer's remorse? 779 00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:38,198 None whatsoever. Isn't that strange? 780 00:40:38,739 --> 00:40:40,400 Your hair is... Oh. 781 00:40:41,742 --> 00:40:42,902 Thank you. 782 00:40:43,444 --> 00:40:46,470 You want to go out after this and get a drink, maybe? 783 00:40:47,247 --> 00:40:49,272 Sure. I'd love to. 784 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:50,844 Yeah. Let me get my stuff. 785 00:40:56,156 --> 00:40:57,418 Congratulations. 786 00:40:58,158 --> 00:41:00,626 Scott was very impressed. As am I. 787 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,460 Thanks, man. It's getting there, you know. 788 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,162 Hey, if you don't need me, I'm gonna... Jimmy. 789 00:41:06,733 --> 00:41:09,099 Now Karen's on board and we're all going to be working together, 790 00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:11,433 I think you need to understand something. 791 00:41:12,072 --> 00:41:13,130 Okay. 792 00:41:13,207 --> 00:41:14,572 Karen and I have a history. 793 00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:16,803 You can call it a partnership. 794 00:41:17,544 --> 00:41:20,741 - Yeah, I know. - She's Your muse. 795 00:41:21,381 --> 00:41:23,076 Kyle makes fun of it all the time. 796 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:25,141 Oh, yeah. That's nice for him. 797 00:41:27,888 --> 00:41:29,378 I'm directing this show. 798 00:41:29,890 --> 00:41:32,984 And when I direct, I tend to get focused on something. 799 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,621 Or someone. 800 00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:39,061 And if I get distracted from that, 801 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,231 I get short. 802 00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:42,927 I act out. 803 00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:46,038 Yeah, what are you saying? If you want me at the top of my game, 804 00:41:46,106 --> 00:41:51,874 I suggest you focus on your work so I can focus on mine. Got it? 805 00:41:53,113 --> 00:41:54,171 Karen. 806 00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:57,314 I'm sending Jimmy and Kyle home with some notes on act two. 807 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,874 Do you fancy a drink? 808 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,351 Uh, sure, I guess. 809 00:42:01,622 --> 00:42:03,817 If you really can't go out. No, he can't. 810 00:42:04,491 --> 00:42:05,719 Come on. 811 00:42:10,464 --> 00:42:14,059 Notes? What notes? I didn't get any notes. Did he give you notes? 812 00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:19,371 Come on, man, let's get out of here. 813 00:42:21,471 --> 00:42:23,371 Sync to WEB-DL by Jill.Valentine 814 00:42:23,421 --> 00:42:27,971 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64500

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