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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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(Clears throat)
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Yes! Hole in one!
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More try.
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CeCe, come on!
You're supposed to be practicing
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for the Chicago Teen Mini-Golf Tournament.
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Um, it's the Chicago Teen
Celebrity Mini-Golf Tournament.
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And I am practicing.
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Now, when I wave to fans, should
I do the standard American?
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Hey!
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Or should I do the British royalty?
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(In British accent) Hello, love.
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The only wave that you
should be worried about
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is the wave of nausea that
I'm now experiencing.
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CeCe, don't get too excited,
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I'm pretty sure nobody's even heard
of these so-called celebrities.
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And I'm including us.
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Are you kidding me? I can't wait to meet
Sky Martin from the dog food commercials.
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And video game champ,
Lightning Thumbs Peterson.
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Oh, and don't forget Danika Fitzgerald,
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the model from the Klarick's
Home Improvement Warehouse.
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She's so pretty, I was tempted
to buy a leaf blower.
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You know who I can't wait to meet?
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The kids from the Chicago
Children's Hospital.
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The charity that I'm playing for.
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So what I'm hearing is, Sky Martin's
all mine if he's interested.
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Oh, relax, Rocky.
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I care about charity
just as much as you do.
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I happen to be playing for
the Nutrition Initiative,
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which educates kids about healthy eating.
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Wow!
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That's an interesting choice considering
what I saw you eat for lunch today.
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Excuse me, for your information, I
ate from all the major food groups.
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I had malted milk balls. Dairy.
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Chocolate covered peanuts. Protein.
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And chicken fingers, representing...
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The, uh...
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The finger group?
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Precisely.
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You know what, CeCe? If I make this shot
you have to eat a healthy snack right now.
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- Deal?
- Deal.
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But you're never going to make that...
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Shot.
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You walk around with
vegetables in your purse?
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And proud of it.
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- Now open up.
- Mmm!
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Ow!
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Stop it. This is totally...
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Not as bad as I thought it'd be.
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a scene,
nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.
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Dust yourself off.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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DJ set it off, take it up a notch.
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All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
You got to change it up.
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And when you've had enough.
Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
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Bring the lights up,
bust the doors down.
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All together now, Shake
It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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(Dance music playing)
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(Audience cheering)
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Maybe I'm crazy and
I can't complain.
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The fear doesn't faze me.
I ain't gonna change.
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Because here I am.
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I'm finally in my skin now.
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You can dream when you're awake.
Give and take, baby most of all.
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Imagine every day, in the way
that you're hoping for.
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I'm riding on the wave.
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Filled with faith.
Getting closer now.
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I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready, I'm ready!
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I'm ready to jump!
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I'm ready to ride like a race car.
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I'm ready to fly.
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I'm ready to...
feel like, feel like, feel like...
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The star I are!
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The star I are!
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If I could wish upon tomorrow.
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Tonight would never end.
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Let's make it last forever.
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And live it again and again.
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I'm ready to jump!
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I'm ready to ride like a race car.
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I'm ready to fly!
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I'm ready to...
feel like, feel like, feel like...
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The star I are!
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(Audience cheering)
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Thanks for watching, see you
next week on Shake It Up...
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Slow down there, Speed Racer.
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Let's take a moment and get real.
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Hi, fans. It's your pal TV's CeCe Jones.
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Next week, Rocky and I will be playing in
the Teen Celebrity Mini-Golf Tournament
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to raise money for our
favorite children's charities.
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So come and show your support.
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But don't do it for us, do it for the kids!
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(Farting)
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I'm so embarrassed.
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This is all your fault.
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Me? What did I do?
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You force-fed me vegetables.
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What did you think would happen?
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That you would get all the vitamins
and nutrition a growing body needs?
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That you would have energy and grow
up healthy and live a long life?
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Yeah. Well, none of that
happened, I just farted!
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And now I just want to die.
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Oh, wait, I already did of embarrassment!
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CeCe, come on, relax. Okay?
It's not that big of a deal.
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Well, that's not how it felt to me.
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So come and show your support.
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But don't do it for us, do it
for (Slow motion) The kids!
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(Farting)
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(Explosion sounding)
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My eyes!
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My...
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Eyes!
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Ah!
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Oh, come on! You're making
a big deal out of nothing.
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I'm sure nobody watching
at home even noticed.
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Really? Okay, maybe you're right.
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(Both laughing)
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Hey, CeCe, great show today.
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It was a real gas!
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Especially that explosive ending!
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CeCe: (On TV) Do it for the kids!
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(Farting)
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Do it for the kids!
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(Farting)
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(Laughing)
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey?
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Um Flynn, where's CeCe?
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That big blob on the couch? That's her.
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CeCe, come on, aren't you
going to get dressed?
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We have to get to that press
interview for the charity event.
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(In husky voice) I'm not going.
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CeCe, come on, how long do you think
that you can hide underneath there?
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Well, I've decided somewhere around...
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Forever!
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Really? So, uh, you're never
going to school again?
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Hey, there is a silver
lining to this situation.
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And what exactly do you think you'll be
able to do with an eighth grade education?
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Teach seventh grade.
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CeCe, come on.
It's not as bad as you think it is.
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Yeah, don't blow things out
of proportion. (Chuckles)
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Embarrassing things happen to everybody.
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Yeah. And when it does, it really stinks.
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In time, this won't even
seem like a big deal.
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Yeah. It'll pass.
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Flynn, go to your room.
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You're not my mom, you can't tell me to...
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Flynn, go to your room.
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(In scary voice) Now!
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You know what? I think I feel
like going to my room. Yeah.
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You know what, CeCe?
I'm going to tell you the truth.
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You have a right to be upset.
After all, your big secret is out.
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What? Everyone knows that I still
have tea parties with my dolls?
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No.
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That you have flaws.
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The truth is...
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You're just like all the rest of us.
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Wow. Thanks, Rocky. You're right.
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I guess I am just a normal teenager.
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Except for the tea party thing.
That's just weird.
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Oh, come on, we have to get to the
studio for that press interview.
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So, get off of the couch, get dressed.
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And it's cold outside, so don't
forget to grab your windbreaker!
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Your coat!
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I meant don't forget to grab your coat!
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Well, Cheryl, it's so
nice to see you again.
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I have to say, I think you're the
best local news reporter in Chicago.
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That makes two of us.
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Um, and we're so honored that you chose
us to participate in this charity event.
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Actually, my assistant
picked all the teen celebs.
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(Gasps)
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She called us teen celebs.
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(In singsong) Told you.
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Frankly, I never heard of any of you.
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(In singsong) Told you.
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Okay, girls, we're on in five...
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Four...
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Three...
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Welcome back to Good Morning Chicago.
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I'm Cheryl Tate, and I'm here live
on the set of Shake It Up, Chicago!
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- With dancers...
- And teen celebrities!
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CeCe Jones and Rocky Blue.
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Who will be competing in this
Sunday's mini golf tournament.
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To help benefit the children's
charities of Chicago.
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So, are you girls ready to
play some mini golf Sunday?
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Absolutely, Cheryl.
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We're going to put the
'fun' in fund-raising!
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The 'dough' in donation.
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And the 'city' in generosity!
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Okay.
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So join us this Sunday, and do...
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(Sneezes)
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Your part.
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I've never been more
embarrassed in my entire life.
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And that includes the time that I threw
up all over myself on the roller coaster.
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Yeah, especially since the roller
coaster hadn't even started yet.
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Rocky, it's not your fault.
It was just a sneeze.
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I know. It was your fault.
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Me? What did I do?
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It's that stinky perfume
that you insist on wearing.
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It makes me sneeze.
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I'm not wearing any perfume.
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Well, then I'm allergic to you.
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Come on, Rocky, you're making
a big deal out of nothing.
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It was just a dinky little sneeze.
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That's not how it felt to me.
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So come join us this Sunday and do...
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(Sneezes)
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Rocky, seriously, you're making
a big deal out of nothing.
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I mean, no one even watches the news.
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Actually, CeCe, everyone watches
the news, except for you.
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But maybe you're right.
Maybe no one noticed.
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(Both laughing)
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Oh, come on, if I can't laugh, who can?
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I'm your big booger. I mean, big brother.
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Dude, that snot nice.
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(Both laughing)
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What are you doing?
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Hey, check it out.
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I did a little edit of the
Rocky and CeCe greatest hits,
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and kids are paying to watch it.
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I hear exploiting a sibling is how
all the great directors got started.
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Dude, that's so wrong.
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Look, they're our sisters and
it's one thing for us to laugh.
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But it's not cool to charge
strangers to join in.
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Hmm. I never thought about it like that.
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You make a good point, Ty.
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I'll cut you in for half?
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Next!
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Hey, hey... oh, forget it.
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There you are.
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I've been texting you all morning.
Why aren't you dressed?
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For what?
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Um, the Teen Celebrity
Mini-Golf Tournament?
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Or did you think I was just
trying to start a fad?
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Yeah, that. I'm not going.
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What? You have to. Think of the celeb...
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The kids. Think of the kids.
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I am. See, it's allergy season, and
my nose is like a ticking time bomb.
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And I just don't want to take the
risk of taking someone's eye out.
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Wellie, wellie, well-well.
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Looks like the shoe is on the other
side of your face now, isn't it?
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CeCe, what are you talking about?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Yes.
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Actually, I would.
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I seem to remember somebody
accusing me of being a human being.
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Well, how does it feel to be down here with
the rest of us, Little Miss "A" Student?
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Little Miss Never Had A Cavity In Her Life?
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Little Miss you'd better get my point
because I'm running out of "Little Misses".
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Well, I had to say something to
get you out of the apartment.
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Well, that's why I'm saying it to you.
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Welcome to the real world.
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No, no, no. This is totally diff...
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You know, in my case I have...
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Oh, you're right.
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Fine, I'll go get dressed.
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Hm.
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Good. Now, hurry up.
We don't want to be late.
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(Sighs)
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You were right, Mrs. Nesbit.
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I gave her a dose of her own
medicine and she agreed to go.
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One lump or two?
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(In high-pitched voice) One.
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Mrs. Nesbit, don't drink so fast.
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(Slurping)
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Welcome back! We're on the last
hole of this exciting match.
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Three players remain, only
one charity will win.
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Still in the running are
teen dancers Rocky Blue,
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putting for Chicago Children's Hospital.
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And CeCe Jones, playing for
the Nutrition Initiative.
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And playing for the Danika
Fitzgerald Foundation.
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The one and only, the beautiful
model, Danika Fitzgerald.
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Don't forget to get my good side!
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Who am I kidding, they're all my good side.
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Oh, it's my turn. See you later, losers.
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- She's such a snob.
- I know.
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- But she's so pretty.
- I know!
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Her pores are so small,
they're nonexistent.
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I can't wait to tell Mrs.
Nesbit about meeting her.
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- Who?
- Nobody.
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Oh, look, it's two of the Seven Dwarfs...
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Sneezy, and her new friend Gassy.
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What is her problem?
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Just ignore her.
She's just trying to psyche us out.
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But we won't let her. You know why?
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Because we're here for one
reason, to help our charities.
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What's the good of dancing on
TV and having a little fame,
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if you can't help other people?
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Wow. I tell you something maybe three or
400 times, I guess it really sinks in.
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It does, Rocky. It really does.
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Now go take your shot.
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Focus, Rocky, because
that's a real tough snot.
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Everybody stand back, I
mean, she might blow.
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This girl has some serious tissues.
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Oh, I mean issues.
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(All groaning)
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I wish that model would take a
long walk off a short catwalk.
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For real. But seriously, what
moisturizer does she use?
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I know! Her skin glows.
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Glows!
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And it all comes down to
this one shot tiebreaker.
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If CeCe Jones makes this putt, she wins.
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If she misses, then the
beautiful, charming, stunning,
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Danika "No Pores" Fitzgerald wins.
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Gee, I wonder who you're rooting for.
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(Mimics farting)
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Really, Danika? Was that necessary?
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CeCe, just ignore her, all right?
Stay focused.
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(Mimics farting)
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Oh, come on!
317
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That's it! Enough is enough!
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You know what?
Nobody makes fun of my best friend!
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What you doing?
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What I should've done a long time ago.
321
00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:57,008
So, we're all laughing at funny sounds.
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00:19:57,009 --> 00:20:02,350
So what if CeCe here farted on
television in front of the entire city?
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00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:05,831
Dude! Let's not relive it.
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00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:09,140
That's right. This girl right here farted.
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She passed gas, broke wind,
had some tummy bubbles.
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But who here hasn't?
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Oh, please.
328
00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:22,881
You're so full of hot air I'm surprised
your feet are still on the ground.
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00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:28,782
Like I was saying, who here hasn't tooted
out a little solo on their bum trumpet?
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Let's not forget about sneezing.
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We all do that, too, right, Rocky?
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Yes, we do.
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00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:41,538
And who cares if I blew a
snot bomb on everyone, huh?
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00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:45,372
Look, what I'm saying is,
everybody has bodies.
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And they make sounds and weird icky
gooey things come out of them.
336
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:53,023
And it's not pretty, but it's part of life.
337
00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:55,872
And no one should be made fun of for that.
338
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So get over yourselves!
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00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:09,154
Now, make the shot, and
win for your charity.
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- What a sore loser.
- Tell me about it.
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Ooh, we forgot to take
our picture with her.
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00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:31,661
You're right! Hey, Danika! Wait up!
343
00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:36,340
Hey, guys.
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00:21:36,341 --> 00:21:39,731
We heard that you're making a little
money off of our humiliation.
345
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,742
That's not true.
346
00:21:40,743 --> 00:21:46,323
Yeah, we're making a lot of
money off your humiliation.
347
00:21:46,812 --> 00:21:48,937
Well, I hope you're up for a
little friendly competition,
348
00:21:48,938 --> 00:21:51,757
because we made a video of our own.
349
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:53,502
What are you talking about?
350
00:21:53,503 --> 00:21:55,863
I'm talking about the fact that
you didn't know that Mrs. Nesbit,
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is also a nanny cam!
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00:21:58,645 --> 00:22:01,576
Watch and learn, boys.
353
00:22:01,577 --> 00:22:04,599
Why, yes, Mrs Nesbit,
I've had a wonderful day!
354
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,560
- More crumpets?
- I'd love some.
355
00:22:12,882 --> 00:22:15,724
Okay. We get rid of our video
and you get rid of yours.
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And we never speak of this again.
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00:22:17,863 --> 00:22:20,923
- Deal. Deal.
- Done.
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