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That's 28...29...30.
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It's my daughter's
first job.
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I'm making her
a scrapbook.
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Mother are you going come in
and humiliate me every day?
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No, just till
it ain't fun no more.
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Becky, you look
so cute in your little smock.
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I was at her birth.
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She weighed no more
than this head of lettuce.
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Just kill me now.
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Thanks a lot.
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O.k., o.k., my turn.
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And I've got coupons!
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Whoo-hoo!
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You know these paper
towels are on sale.
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Yep, 2 for .89.
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Ooh, she's good!
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What's this?
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Grapes.
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This is three grapes.
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How can I charge you
for this?
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I ate about
seven or eight of them.
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I believe I also
had four grapes.
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So charge me for, what,
10, 11, 15 grapes.
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We charge by the pound,
not the grape.
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I know what
I weighed before eating the grapes.
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I'll climb
on this scale...
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Mom, stop it.
People are waiting in line.
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Becky?
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What's the problem here?
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Nothing, Howard.
Everything's fine.
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You've got customers
and a belt that's not moving.
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Make it move.
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O.k., I'm sorry.
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Becky, if this job's
too much for you,
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I can get somebody
competent to take over.
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Howard the longer
you stand here and insult me,
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The longer it'll
take to check these people through.
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If you go back to
your manager cage,
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We can both
get our work done.
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That's a keeper.
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You should have kicked
his sorry butt out before thanksgiving.
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I know he's my father,
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But he's like
every other man--
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A lying sack of dirt.
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No, you'll be fine.
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What did he
ever do for you?
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He knocked you up twice
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And took the garbage out
on thursdays.
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Should we erect a statue?
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No, I won't talk to him.
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That man
is a giant pile of crap.
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No, I'm not yelling.
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I'm just saying
you did the right thing.
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Yes, you did!
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So what if you've got
adjacent burial plots?
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That's no reason
to stay married to somebody.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I love you, too.
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Well, call me
if you need anything.
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All right. Bye.
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Boy, what a day I had.
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My father's little affair
in Kansas City
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has been going on
for 20 years.
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Not 2, 20.
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Whoa.
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Did your mom
throw him out?
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Of course. She doesn't
have the strength
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To drive some ice pick
through his skull
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And drag his lifeless body
to some shallow grave.
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Sounds like you've
thought this through.
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I like to think ahead.
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How come the kids
ain't eating with us?
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Becky's still at work,
D.J.'s eating at Todd's,
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And Darlene's in her room
sacrificing a chicken or whatever.
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Macaroni and cheese!
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Together again.
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Your phone's
been busy for an hour.
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I been on with mom.
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Yeah? How's she doing?
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There won't be a bottle
of chardonnay
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Left in moline
by morning.
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What do you guys
got going tonight?
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Well, we'll sit in here
until dinner's over.
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Then we'll go
sit in there.
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I got an overnight haul
to Topeka.
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I was going to stop
through Kansas City
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And check out
dad's mistress.
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What am I thinking, huh?
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I don't believe you.
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He told me her name.
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I looked it up
in information and got her address.
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It's totally insane.
Are you coming?
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Why would I
want to do that?
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Dad's been having
an affair with her for 20 years.
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I want to see
what she looks like.
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What would we even
say to this woman?
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We can figure that out
on the way down there.
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No way!
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O.k. This little trip
will make a great story,
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And you'll just
be the big wuss at the very beginning.
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I'm not going.
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O.k., fine.
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I'll see you
tomorrow night.
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She has no business
going to see this woman.
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Driving all the way
to Kansas City for what?
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They make great barbecue
sauce in Kansas City.
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I'll bring you back some.
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On the road again
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Da da da da da da da
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Road again
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Da da da da da da da
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Da da da da da da da
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Sing with me, Jackie.
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I don't know
da da da da road again.
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What's this button for?
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Don't touch that!
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Just stop
distracting me.
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I'm operating
a 20-ton vehicle
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at well past
the legal speed limit.
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O.k.
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Can I drive?
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No!
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You begged me to come
and now you're mean.
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Did not. Am not.
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Did, too. Are, too.
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Just because
I called dad a lying scum.
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Everything is just so
black and white to you.
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Did you consider that
mom drove him to it?
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She drove him crazy.
She made him nuts.
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She drove me crazy, too,
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but I didn't have
another mom stashed on the side.
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What will we say
to this Joan woman?
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We'll ask
what kind of woman
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would steal
a man away from his happy family.
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Where were you living?
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We were never happy.
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Maybe we would have been
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if she'd left dad alone.
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Now you're being
unfair, Jackie.
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What woman
could rightly turn down
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a patio furniture salesman
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who cleaned out his ears
with his car keys?
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You just
don't get it, do you?
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Yeah, I do get it.
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First it's mom's fault,
then it's this woman's fault.
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When is it going to be
dad's fault, Jackie?
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There's a word for this,
and it's called denial.
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I don't want to
talk about it, o.k.?
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Well, you started it.
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Well, I'm stopping it.
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O.k., o.k.
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You want to play
I spy again?
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No.
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License plate poker?
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No.
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O.k.
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Knock, knock.
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Come on.
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Oh, who's there?
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Cleopatra.
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Cleopatra who?
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Cleopatra,
queen of denial.
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Shut up!
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God, you're such a grump.
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Anybody want
a pudding cup?
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No.
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God, I'm so bored.
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Let's moon somebody.
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Nah.
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It's too cold.
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Oh, look, a volkswagen.
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Slug bug!
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Come on.
How old are you?
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Grow up.
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It's not like we're
9 years old anymore.
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Cadillac whack!
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I didn't hit you
that hard.
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That's for that trip
to Gettysburg
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we took together
when we were little.
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That was
the worst trip ever.
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I know, I know.
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Every car
that passed us
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you beat the crap
out of me.
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800 Miles
in a station wagon.
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Just so dad could see
cannonballs in a pile.
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Mom said there
would be rides.
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They were such liars.
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The trip back
was good, though.
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We were making all that
noise until dad screamed,
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"Not another word!"
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Then we started making
all those animal noises.
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[Imitating monkeys]
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Dad's yelling at us,
mom's yelling at us,
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and the whole time
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neither one of them
said a word to each other.
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They never said a word
to each other
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unless it was about
us kids fighting or getting in trouble.
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Which we did a lot.
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Yeah, we had to.
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We were trying
to save their marriage.
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Dodge.
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Dodge what?
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Dodge this.
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Ow!
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God!
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Dad, I hate my life!
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Tough day, honey?
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My jobs sucks and my
boss is big dumb jerk.
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That's too bad, dear.
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And I can't quit,
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Because there's never
any money around here for anything I want.
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Sorry, sweetheart.
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If you expect me
to clean up this rathole, you're nuts.
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I'm taking a bath
and going to bed.
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Night, Rosie.
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Hey, dad.
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Hey, Deej.
How was dinner over at Todd's house?
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It was great.
They had cloth napkins and everything.
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No way.
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Yeah. You want one?
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Deej,
you can't do that.
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Mrs. Bowman
gave it to me.
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She did not.
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After I blew
my nose on it,
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She said to keep it.
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Way to go, Deej.
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Next time, aim for
their big screen TV set.
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You finally get
that wooden stake out of your heart?
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Becky's upstairs crying.
I didn't want to stick around.
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What's wrong?
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I promised I wouldn't tell.
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You lied.
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O.k. She stood up
to her boss
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and he busted her
down to bag girl
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and called her--
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a bad word.
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How bad a word?
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Bad.
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The "b" word?
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Worse.
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The "f" word?
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Deej!
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The "l" word?
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What's the "l" word?
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I don't know.
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What's the "f" word?
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D.J.
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All right,
Darlene, what word?
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I'll kill him.
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Dad, you're not
supposed to know.
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Hey, accidents happen.
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A can of creamed corn
could fall on his head
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as many times
as it takes.
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On the road again
da da da da da
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On the road again
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Honk honk!
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That's enough.
Move over.
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I brought you
a doughnut.
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How was the bathrooms?
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O.k., if you breath
through your mouth.
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I think I'll wait
till Kansas City.
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Aren't you
going to have nothing?
264
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:47,801
No, I'm going
to try to sleep.
265
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,801
We made good time.
No need to press it.
266
00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:52,801
I want to sleep, too.
267
00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:54,434
You sleep up here.
268
00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:57,868
I can't sleep sitting up
unless I'm at work.
269
00:12:57,868 --> 00:13:00,868
Well, there's
not enough room back here, Roseanne.
270
00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:03,734
There is so, Jackie.
There's plenty of room.
271
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,334
No, come on.
272
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:06,834
Give it a shot.
273
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,000
Ow!
274
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
Move.
275
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,801
Ow! Roseanne.
276
00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:12,734
Come on.
277
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:14,067
Come on.
278
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:17,501
I feel like I'm 8 and
the bunk bed collapsed.
279
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,000
O.k., scoot down now.
280
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
Scoot down there.
Scoot down.
281
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,434
Scoot down more.
282
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,934
O.k., this is great.
283
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,868
Is it o.k. for you?
284
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,868
No.
285
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,567
Turn over this way.
286
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:38,033
Go over, like,
to face me, you know?
287
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,200
It's hot.
288
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,267
Get your head straight.
289
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,767
Bend your knees.
290
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,100
There.
291
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,200
Quit breathing
all over me.
292
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,200
I can't. Go on,
get out of here.
293
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,367
Go on.
294
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:57,601
Fine.
295
00:13:57,601 --> 00:13:59,100
Give me a minute.
296
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,701
Roseanne?
297
00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:06,033
What?
298
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:10,801
I'm sorry I've been
such a grump all day.
299
00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:12,067
That's o.k.
300
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,501
It's just that...
301
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:16,567
you know, I do think
that it is...
302
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:20,100
kind of dad's fault.
303
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,267
Well, welcome back,
Jackie.
304
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,901
He and I were
just so close.
305
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:27,901
Now I don't
feel like I can trust him.
306
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,400
That's what
really stinks.
307
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,901
What I can't understand
308
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:34,834
is how mom didn't know
about this for 20 years.
309
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:38,334
This woman could hear me
unwrapping a hershey bar
310
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,334
up in my bedroom closet.
311
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,200
He had a great cover.
312
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,701
He was a traveling
salesman.
313
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:46,567
He was on the road
all the time.
314
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:49,434
He had those hunting trips
and fishing trips...
315
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:50,601
Conventions.
316
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:51,701
Yeah.
317
00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:53,033
Roseanne...
318
00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:57,300
Dad could have kids
with this woman.
319
00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:01,033
They would be, like,
Darlene's age.
320
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:05,033
Oh, man, that would
serve him right.
321
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,133
Are you Howard?
322
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,434
Yeah, can I help
you?
323
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,033
I have a problem.
324
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:25,534
Actually,
it's your problem.
325
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,200
I'm Becky Conner's father.
326
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,434
Oh, no.
327
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:30,434
If you got
to demote somebody
328
00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:33,434
for not doing their job,
I understand that.
329
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:37,567
But nobody talks to
my daughter like you did. Got that?
330
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:38,968
Yes.
331
00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:41,467
You going
to hit me, too?
332
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,334
Becky hit you?
333
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:46,601
No, thug-boy
over there.
334
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,667
Look, I already
promised him
335
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,834
I'd apologize
to Becky the minute she walked in.
336
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,767
I'm making her
cashier again.
337
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:59,400
So what more
do you people want from me?
338
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,267
I don't know yet.
I'll get back to you.
339
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,100
Excuse me.
340
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:07,934
Hey. Hey.
What the hell's going on here?
341
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,334
Everything's
under control.
342
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,901
You can go home now.
343
00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:12,834
I don't want to go home.
344
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,334
Did you hit that guy?
345
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:15,701
Damn right I did.
346
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:18,467
What gives you
the right to do that?
347
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,968
Well, I'm her boyfriend.
348
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:21,501
Well,
I'm her father.
349
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,601
So now you're mad at me?
350
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:26,200
No, not really.
351
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,601
So what's the problem?
352
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:30,934
The problem is, maybe
I wanted to hit him.
353
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,267
So hit him.
354
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,534
Well, no.
355
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,400
You ruined it.
356
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:41,334
I'm sorry. I was here,
so I hit him.
357
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,934
Check with me first.
358
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:46,901
If I don't
want to hit him, you can hit him.
359
00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:48,334
If I'd wanted to,
360
00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:52,300
It would have been nice
if I could have.
361
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,634
I only hit him once
in the gut.
362
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:56,000
He puke?
363
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,033
No, but he wanted to.
364
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,534
So I guess
I'm done here.
365
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:03,968
I'll hang around
and make sure
366
00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:06,467
This Howard guy
apologizes to her.
367
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,234
O.k.
368
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,534
Good work.
369
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,133
No problem.
370
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:16,267
If I'd have hit him,
he'd have puked.
371
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:28,901
There it is.
Joan Crenshaw. 4-D.
372
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:30,701
That's it.
That's the door.
373
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,734
Joan Crenshaw,
the other woman.
374
00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:35,300
Roseanne,
I just had a thought.
375
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,634
What if dad's in there?
376
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:40,534
I mean, what if they're,
like, doing it?
377
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,567
They've been together
20 years.
378
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,701
They don't do it anymore.
379
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:49,501
No, I think it's--
it's a bad idea.
380
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,067
We should just go.
381
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,934
We came all this way.
Let's see this woman.
382
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:56,501
What are we
going to say to her?
383
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,767
Hello.
Can I help you?
384
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,267
Uh...
385
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:04,467
Are you, uh,
Mrs. Felgred?
386
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,801
No. You have
the wrong apartment.
387
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:11,767
Well, um,
is there a Mrs. Felgred in this building?
388
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:14,100
I don't think so.
389
00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:17,868
Well, sorry
we bothered you.
390
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:18,868
No problem.
391
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,801
You didn't find out
anything.
392
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:23,734
Like what?
393
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,167
Like does she
have any kids?
394
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,868
Will she
marry dad?
395
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:31,133
That would've blown
my whole Felgred thing.
396
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,834
Excuse me.
397
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,968
You're Roseanne and
Jackie, aren't you?
398
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,734
What do you think?
Are we?
399
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:46,701
Your father showed
me your pictures.
400
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,067
Oh.
401
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,734
Oh, yeah, we, uh...
402
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:53,734
Well, we never
thought of that.
403
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,868
Came to
check me out?
404
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,934
We're real sorry
we bothered you.
405
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,400
No, it's o.k.
406
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,334
I knocked on your
mother's door once
407
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,000
For the same reason.
408
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,501
Would you come in?
409
00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:10,100
The place is a mess.
410
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,400
Well, maybe...
411
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,467
No, we've got
a truckload of stuff
412
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,367
we've got to get
somewhere.
413
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,901
Maybe some other time.
414
00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:19,667
All right.
415
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:24,033
Listen, I never
asked your father to leave your mom.
416
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,000
O.k.
417
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,734
I just wanted you
to know that.
418
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,667
O.k. Bye.
419
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,634
Why didn't you
want to talk to her?
420
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,067
I don't know. I...
421
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:41,133
She just seemed
so nice,
422
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,067
And I'm not ready
to like her yet.
423
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,501
Yeah.
424
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,968
Hey, are you o.k.?
425
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:50,400
Yeah, I'm all right.
426
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:55,767
Can I drive?
427
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,000
No.
428
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,100
Your mom called
50 times today.
429
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,534
I wasn't sure you
wanted her to know,
430
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:09,534
So I said you were
at the 7-eleven all day.
431
00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:11,434
Good thinking, Dan.
432
00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:14,000
I don't know
what to tell her, either.
433
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,868
Dad's got somebody nice,
and she's got nobody.
434
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:21,000
I give her six months alone
before she moves in here.
435
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,434
Where will I live, dear?
436
00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:29,033
You've got sauce
on your chin.
437
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,968
I know. I'm saving it
for later.
438
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,467
[Knock on door]
439
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,701
Come in.
440
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,901
Hey.
441
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:40,067
Hey, Mark.
442
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:41,634
Becky ready yet?
443
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:44,868
Becky! She'll be down
in a minute.
444
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,868
Cool. Hey, mrs. Conner.
445
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:48,067
Uhhh.
446
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,234
He comes in
the back door like family?
447
00:20:53,234 --> 00:20:54,834
You guys buddies now?
448
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,734
He's sitting on the couch.
449
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,801
I hate
when he does that.
450
00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,868
I'm gone one day and
everything goes to hell.
451
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:04,534
You'd have been proud
of that kid today.
452
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:08,434
Why? What did he do,
volunteer for sterilization?
453
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,801
No, he beat up
Becky's boss.
454
00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:12,067
No.
455
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,067
The kid called her
something nasty,
456
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:15,801
And Mark let him
have it.
457
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,634
That is so cool.
458
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:19,901
Yeah.
459
00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:24,200
How come you didn't
beat up the creep?
460
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,767
I would have,
but I got there late.
461
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,100
Aw, Dan.
462
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,534
Hey, you think
I'm not sick about it?
463
00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:33,501
I had stuff to do
at the shop.
464
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,400
What's he got to do,
smoke a cigarette?
465
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,801
Of course
he got there first.
466
00:21:38,801 --> 00:21:40,234
Oh, I'm sorry, Dan.
467
00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:44,234
I know you would have
did it if you could have.
468
00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:48,434
This is the first thing
he's ever done
469
00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:50,667
to show
he cares about her.
470
00:00:00,667 --> 00:21:53,667
I also had to
make D.J. Breakfast.
471
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:57,167
Maybe you ought to
throw him some more work,
472
00:21:57,167 --> 00:22:00,868
because maybe this guy
is the guy.
473
00:22:00,868 --> 00:22:02,934
You beat him up?
474
00:22:02,934 --> 00:22:04,868
That's why he apologized?
475
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:07,801
You can't walk in there
like some dumb animal
476
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:09,300
and beat up my boss.
477
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,334
Wait.
The guy called you--
478
00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:13,334
I know what he called me.
479
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,334
I can take care of myself.
480
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,167
Now his apology
means nothing.
481
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,667
I just thought--
482
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,968
You didn't think.
You never think.
483
00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,067
O.k., o.k., we'll be
late for this party.
484
00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:25,501
Don't you get it?
485
00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:29,367
I'm not going with you
to some stupid party.
486
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:30,868
Now, get out!
487
00:22:30,868 --> 00:22:32,133
Fine.
488
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,868
See you, Mark.
489
00:22:36,868 --> 00:22:38,100
Yeah.
490
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:53,033
I miss him already.
491
00:22:54,033 --> 00:23:04,033
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