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DIRTY BEAUTIFUL
Subrip: Pix
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I had this haunting dream.
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I thought I was alone and
that I always would be.
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And then, I saw her.
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You're the one,
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the one I've been looking for.
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So, what's your name?
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Anything you want it to be.
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What's yours?
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I'm David.
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Fuck me, really?
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Ya know what, I am so
in the wrong dream.
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Yeah, I'm actually
supposed to be meeting a.
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Hey.
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Are you Jeff?
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High school,
what comes to mind?
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First love, the prom.
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For me, it was Netflix.
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Ya know, Saturday nights,
just me and my laptop.
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Annie Hall, Harold and Maude.
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Ya know, any of those
unconventional love stories.
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Ya know, those were
always my favorite.
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Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind, god.
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It's movies like that, ya know,
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films that inspired
me to move to LA
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and write movies of my own.
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So, here I am, years later,
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I still haven't written
any actual movies.
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But, I've written treatments,
which are mini scripts
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and I have a lot of
ideas, a lot of notes.
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This one's about Kat.
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Trust me, she'd approve.
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Where to start?
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But I'm not telling
this story right,
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and good story
structure is essential.
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My life pre-Kat was quieter.
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I storyboard for a living,
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drawing pictures for other
people's films instead of my own.
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Don't tell us about you,
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that's the worst thing
you can do as a writer.
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Save that shit for Facebook.
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Ya gotta be original.
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Not another time
travel story.
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I mean, do time travel
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but, like the inventor is
this real feminist, right.
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Good, yeah, yeah,
wait, and wait,
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the only way she can
get back to her own time
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is to team up with a sexist guy.
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Right, right,
romantic, edgy, alright.
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The sexist, he rapes her,
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And then he's like a,
she kinda likes it.
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So, is it really rape?
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We don't know.
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My god.
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This is exactly what
Robert McKee talks about.
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I finally get it.
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I'm sorry guys, I just,
I feel like Helen Keller,
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and you just taught
me what water is.
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Okay, who's next?
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David.
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You had a treatment
you wanted to show us.
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It's not quite finished.
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Dude, dude, show us something.
David.
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David, do it.
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They'll make you cry like a
little girl but, it's worth it.
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Next time for sure,
like, definitely.
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Okay, okay.
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Alright, Sara.
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Alright, you had a reality tv
zombie pitch. Zombie pitch.
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Yes, alright.
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Okay, check this
out, scared alive,
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got scared straight, right?
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This town we put the juvenile
delinquents in the jail,
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with real cannibals.
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Get out.
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Nicole,
my best friend
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and the biggest
crush of my life.
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I even based the female lead
of my new script on her.
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So outta my league but, I
made myself useful to Nicole,
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listened to her, helped
her with her dialog.
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I thought, if you
helped someone enough,
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eventually they kinda
have to love you.
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The signs were there.
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I finally invited Nicole
over to my apartment.
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It was time.
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What?
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Okay.
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Ya know, we're great
friends, right, the best
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and I don't want anything
to ever come between us
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but, I've been thinking about
this for like, a long, long time.
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David.
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It's okay I know.
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You're gay, and it's
so okay with me.
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No, god no, no.
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Why would you even say that?
My god.
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I just thought you
were building up to it,
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it just kind of made sense.
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-This sucks, this sucks.
-Okay, so embarrassed.
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Alright, let it go,
just forget it, gone.
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What were you gonna tell me?
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No, it's
really awkward now.
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No, no, just tell me, I
won't say anything, I promise.
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No.
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Woah, wait.
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That went well.
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I didn't.
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Break
ups were so painful.
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Especially the relationships
that haven't even started.
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Hey, Nicole.
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I'm so sorry, I don't know
what happened last night
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but, can we talk?
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I'm around all day so.
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I'm so sorry.
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I started hitting
the bottle pretty heavily.
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Voicemail, big surprise.
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I really thought you
were different than this.
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Ya know what, call me, don't.
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Okay, Nicole, ya know what,
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our friendship ending
is the best thing
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that has ever happened
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'cause I need to focus
on my work, okay?
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I admit it.
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I have some issues
when I feel ignored.
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I couldn't believe
finding someone
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had always been this hard.
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What about all those
primitive, tribal cultures?
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A lot of them
had arranged marriages.
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I could perfectly see
the wisdom in that.
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Commit first,
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then, find the way
to make it work.
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There had to be
some way to do that.
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Skip dating, go
straight to mating.
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And then I had an inspiration.
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Let's get married.
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Let's seriously just do it.
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A Craigslist
ad like none before it.
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David.
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David.
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David, I read your marriage ad.
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50 years old, Croatian woman.
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I have a huge
immigration problem.
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I wouldn't mind
getting married.
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Soon, if possible.
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Yeah, I'll marry you.
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Then, you'll detail my
car, you little bitch.
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I am fuckin' pathetic.
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You have no idea
when you're life
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is about to change, ya know.
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There's no music queue,
there's no voiceover like
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"In a world where David's life
is about to totally change."
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It just happens, for
better or for worse.
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Douchebag.
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Fuckin' cum sucking bitch.
Ride my dick like a Harley.
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Fuckin' ugly.
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You bein' funny again, is
that your way of being funny?
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'Cause you know I like when
you make me laugh, yeah, yeah.
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Let go of me.
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Where are you goin'?
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Jesus, fuck, where you goin'?
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Shit, no.
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Woah, what are you doing?
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Go.
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Seriously, go.
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No, I'm not getting
involved with this.
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You're already involved, go.
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You little fucker,
you little asshole.
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You wanna see me Hulk up on
you, I will Hulk up on you.
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Seriously, he'll kill us.
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Goddammit.
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Bitch, I paid for your boots.
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Jesus Christ, I
almost pissed myself.
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Is he still following us?
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No, he's gone, chill.
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Who was that guy?
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Just another asshole.
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My feet hurt so bad.
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Jesus Christ, they
smell bad, too.
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Shoulda took a shower at
asshole's when I had the chance.
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I guess I'll take you home.
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I don't really have
a home right now.
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That's hard, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, sucks.
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What about your family,
can they help you out?
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My dad sits in his
chair and drinks his life away
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and my step mom is
a born again witch.
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Fuck, such a bitch.
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Fuck 'em, seriously fuck 'em.
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TMI?
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Yeah, maybe a little.
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Yeah, just a bit.
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I'm Kat.
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Hey, David.
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Nice to meet you.
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Shit.
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My car is overheating.
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Jesus Christ.
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Gonna have to pull over.
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You piece of shit.
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The old pull
over the car trick.
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No, no, I'm serious,
sometimes I even have to like
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pull over a couple
times just to get home.
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This can take awhile.
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Like, if you don't
want to wait, you can.
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Nope, I'm good.
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Got anything to eat?
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You want a hand job?
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20 bucks, so worth it.
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No, I'm good, thanks.
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Ya know, I don't
offer everyone.
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But, you seem nice and clean.
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Yeah, I showered
today, ya know,
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shampooed, conditioned,
really went for it.
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Ya know, I don't
think I'm actually
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gonna make that movie tonight
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so, maybe a few
bucks would help.
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I suppose you
have a girlfriend?
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Yeah, yeah, Nicole.
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We live together.
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You're not from LA, are you?
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No, from a little white
trash town in Wisconsin.
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Little white
trash town in Idaho.
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I'm sorry, I
lied about Nicole.
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We're just friends.
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So, you don't
have a girlfriend?
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You want one?
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Wait, what, what?
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Someone to come home to.
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You take care of me,
I'll take care of you.
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Yeah, I mean, you'd say
that to any guy right now.
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I don't trust guys.
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I do you, you gave me
half your Skittles.
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You know, I can't just
take you home, ya know?
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How do I know I can trust you?
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You can, you know you can.
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You don't just meet
someone and then,
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bring them home to live with
you, I mean, who does that?
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You like me, you want to help.
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You wanna say yes,
but you're afraid.
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If you say yes, I swear I
won't do anything to hurt you.
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I have a really
small apartment.
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Just do it.
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Let's go home.
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Okay, yeah, ya know what,
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let's go home.
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God, I'm sorry.
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Told ya it was small.
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It smells in here.
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The garbage shoot's
right next to the kitchen
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but, they take the trash out
on Monday and that helps, so.
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Here, let me give you the tour.
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TV is here, there's dvds there.
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If you watch one though,
try and put it back,
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they're kind of organized.
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There's not very
many seating options.
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You could be at
whatever seat I'm not.
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You draw?
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Yeah, storyboards.
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So, a director will
have ideas of how they
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want to shoot their movies
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and I'll draw the pictures
of how it'll look.
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That's cool.
262
00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:28,001
It's okay.
263
00:18:28,002 --> 00:18:29,303
Actually, over here,
264
00:18:29,304 --> 00:18:31,939
this is my real passion.
265
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:36,242
This will be my first
screenplay, feature film.
266
00:18:36,243 --> 00:18:40,081
It's a big deal.
267
00:18:40,915 --> 00:18:44,085
That's my note system.
268
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,886
We don't want to touch that.
269
00:18:46,887 --> 00:18:49,155
I do recycling in the kitchen.
270
00:18:49,156 --> 00:18:52,593
We shoulda stopped
at got groceries.
271
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:54,295
It's okay, I'm tired.
272
00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:56,832
I just wanna use the
bathroom and go to bed.
273
00:19:00,969 --> 00:19:05,507
I'm kind of an eco guy,
ya know, reduce, reuse.
274
00:19:06,141 --> 00:19:08,610
I think it's really wasteful
to flush all the time.
275
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:09,810
Have you ever heard, ya know,
276
00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:18,387
Don't flush.
277
00:20:04,598 --> 00:20:07,769
I didn't flush.
278
00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:19,413
So worn out, I'll just
shower in the morning.
279
00:20:33,994 --> 00:20:36,730
So glad you came, Kat.
280
00:20:36,731 --> 00:20:40,567
It was the right
decision, ya know,
281
00:20:40,568 --> 00:20:43,970
bringing you home.
282
00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:47,173
I'm glad too, I'm just
really tired, ya know,
283
00:20:47,174 --> 00:20:50,444
from being homeless.
284
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:54,249
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
285
00:21:01,155 --> 00:21:02,623
God.
286
00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:05,527
I wanna text a picture of
her to Nicole, right now.
287
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:07,127
This is awesome.
288
00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,497
Now I know where to find
all the good chink food.
289
00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:12,633
We'll work
on the ethnic sensitivity.
290
00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:14,300
It's all good.
291
00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:15,702
So, you were telling me before
292
00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:17,738
about the guy that left you?
293
00:21:17,739 --> 00:21:19,339
Shawn.
294
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:21,374
We came here
together from Idaho,
295
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,477
and talked about a
whole band thing.
296
00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:24,912
I sing a little.
297
00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:26,212
That's cool.
298
00:21:26,213 --> 00:21:27,781
Yeah.
299
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:30,017
'Til I woke up one
morning and it's like,
300
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:31,485
where's Shawn?
301
00:21:31,486 --> 00:21:34,723
Just gone.
302
00:21:37,192 --> 00:21:39,460
And he didn't leave
you with anything?
303
00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:42,798
50 bucks, a motel cost more.
304
00:21:43,765 --> 00:21:46,001
You must really hate him.
305
00:21:46,999 --> 00:21:48,035
I didn't say that, I mean,
306
00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:50,004
you don't even know Shawn.
307
00:21:50,005 --> 00:21:53,440
Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
308
00:21:53,441 --> 00:21:57,478
Maybe he was scared, you know?
309
00:21:57,479 --> 00:22:01,614
He's not good at
being close to people.
310
00:22:01,615 --> 00:22:04,518
So, what did you do then?
311
00:22:04,519 --> 00:22:07,822
Moved in with a friend,
only person I knew in LA.
312
00:22:07,823 --> 00:22:11,660
Like an idiot I
fucked her boyfriend.
313
00:22:13,461 --> 00:22:16,396
Heh,
314
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:17,597
It's not my fault
she couldn't keep
315
00:22:17,598 --> 00:22:20,401
him satisfied, ya know.
316
00:22:20,402 --> 00:22:23,404
Alright, your turn.
317
00:22:25,406 --> 00:22:26,507
What?
318
00:22:26,508 --> 00:22:27,674
I told you my shit.
319
00:22:27,675 --> 00:22:30,143
Tell me something
embarrassing about you.
320
00:22:30,144 --> 00:22:33,881
I don't know, I can't
think of anything.
321
00:22:33,882 --> 00:22:37,585
Come on, there's no special
guy you ever went down on?
322
00:22:37,586 --> 00:22:40,653
What, where does
this come from?
323
00:22:40,654 --> 00:22:43,591
I don't buy it.
324
00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,725
How can you say that?
325
00:22:44,726 --> 00:22:46,660
Well, I mean,
it's fucking stupid.
326
00:22:46,661 --> 00:22:49,563
Last year in Idaho it
was fucking freezing.
327
00:22:49,564 --> 00:22:52,266
No, temperatures
are rising, okay?
328
00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:55,135
That's science,
it's not debatable.
329
00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:05,346
Sweet, so easy.
330
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,710
Score, there's like five or
six bucks in here, for sure.
331
00:23:36,711 --> 00:23:38,178
Give it back to him.
332
00:23:38,179 --> 00:23:40,514
No way, he's just gonna
drink it all away anyways.
333
00:23:40,515 --> 00:23:41,949
Well give it to me.
334
00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:44,686
Give it to me or I'm not
taking you back home.
335
00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:49,656
You know homeless
guys used to steal
336
00:23:49,657 --> 00:23:52,960
from me all the time.
337
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:54,694
Give it back to him.
338
00:23:54,695 --> 00:23:58,332
Everything is such a big
deal with you all the time.
339
00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:02,169
You're stealing from
a homeless person.
340
00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:05,206
I am homeless.
341
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,719
By now, my contractions
were three minutes apart.
342
00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:25,625
Yeah, I thought
about saying goodbye,
343
00:24:25,626 --> 00:24:28,528
just gettin' the hell out.
344
00:24:28,529 --> 00:24:31,632
But, then I thought about going
back to that tiny apartment,
345
00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:36,304
that tiny life, and
I couldn't do it.
346
00:24:38,006 --> 00:24:40,675
Somehow I had to make it work.
347
00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:48,047
But then Kat started
sharing again,
348
00:24:48,048 --> 00:24:49,415
her messed up childhood,
349
00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:52,251
getting molested by someone
named Dick Outhouse,
350
00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:55,588
like the most obscene,
fucked up country song ever.
351
00:24:55,589 --> 00:24:58,791
God and her stories
from the street.
352
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,893
I did some shit, ya know,
353
00:25:00,894 --> 00:25:03,831
but, I never like ate out
of the garbage or anything.
354
00:25:03,832 --> 00:25:05,431
I met people like
355
00:25:05,432 --> 00:25:08,102
this old couple let me
sleep in their garage,
356
00:25:08,103 --> 00:25:10,871
and I woke up one night,
357
00:25:10,872 --> 00:25:14,607
and sweet old grandpa
is trying to finger me.
358
00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:17,010
I was like, "Really."
359
00:25:17,011 --> 00:25:20,014
Viagra fuckin' works,
let me tell you.
360
00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:23,184
Yeah, ya know, I think we
should probably head home.
361
00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,319
I'm not feeling great.
362
00:25:29,289 --> 00:25:31,392
Dude, he's talking
shit about me,
363
00:25:31,393 --> 00:25:33,660
you brought a homeless
person back to live with you.
364
00:25:33,661 --> 00:25:37,499
How fucked up is that?
365
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,575
I know you've had
it rough, alright
366
00:25:49,576 --> 00:25:53,448
but, if you let me I
think I can help you.
367
00:26:10,698 --> 00:26:12,566
No, no, no way, no way.
368
00:26:12,567 --> 00:26:15,302
I cannot stand
cigarettes, no cigarettes.
369
00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:18,306
I smoke, what do
you want me to do?
370
00:26:22,042 --> 00:26:24,444
Hey Marcus.
371
00:26:24,445 --> 00:26:25,645
Hey, what's up dude?
372
00:26:25,646 --> 00:26:29,516
Not much, this is
my girlfriend, Kat.
373
00:26:29,517 --> 00:26:31,052
You have a girlfriend?
374
00:26:31,053 --> 00:26:32,618
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
375
00:26:32,619 --> 00:26:34,254
No reason, man.
376
00:26:34,255 --> 00:26:35,989
How ya doin' Kat?
377
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:37,592
I'm great.
378
00:26:38,726 --> 00:26:40,393
You're hair is amazing.
379
00:26:40,394 --> 00:26:43,997
I love black guys'
hair, so thick.
380
00:26:43,998 --> 00:26:46,133
Shawn's hair was super thick.
381
00:26:46,134 --> 00:26:48,802
Woah.
382
00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:52,540
I could just drop ecstasy
and do this all night.
383
00:26:53,374 --> 00:26:56,375
Okay, cool.
384
00:26:56,376 --> 00:26:57,710
I got a party to throw though.
385
00:26:57,711 --> 00:27:00,047
You two should
both come by later.
386
00:27:00,048 --> 00:27:01,882
Yeah, yeah, okay, maybe.
387
00:27:01,883 --> 00:27:04,084
Ya know, we got a
lot a stuff to do.
388
00:27:04,085 --> 00:27:05,751
No worries, alright.
389
00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:08,588
Nice to meet you Kat.
390
00:27:08,589 --> 00:27:11,592
Later bro.
391
00:27:23,171 --> 00:27:25,372
Why can't we go?
392
00:27:25,373 --> 00:27:27,374
'Cause we're still
getting to know each other.
393
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:31,078
We should be
hanging, alright, us.
394
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,617
You're
staring at my boobs.
395
00:27:37,618 --> 00:27:38,519
God, no.
396
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,288
Yes you are, all the time.
397
00:27:46,594 --> 00:27:51,065
You want them?
398
00:28:00,642 --> 00:28:04,045
You alright?
399
00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:12,652
You seem really, really quiet.
400
00:28:12,653 --> 00:28:16,423
It's okay, just do
whatever you want.
401
00:28:23,064 --> 00:28:26,100
I think we should do
this another time, ya know.
402
00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:28,367
When you're a
little more into it.
403
00:28:28,368 --> 00:28:31,438
Whatever.
404
00:28:51,925 --> 00:28:53,192
You've gotta be shitting me.
405
00:28:53,193 --> 00:28:56,497
Dude, I gotta drop her
before she pukes again.
406
00:28:57,598 --> 00:29:00,100
She came to my party,
she said you were tired.
407
00:29:00,101 --> 00:29:02,370
She's your girl
so, I let her in.
408
00:29:02,371 --> 00:29:05,404
-Goddammit, you fucked her.
-What?
409
00:29:05,405 --> 00:29:06,940
Man, she was
totally into your hair.
410
00:29:06,941 --> 00:29:10,210
Dude, are you crazy, I didn't
touch her, I swear to god.
411
00:29:10,211 --> 00:29:13,046
But bro, she's wild.
412
00:29:13,047 --> 00:29:14,280
Okay, a lot of the
fellas up there,
413
00:29:14,281 --> 00:29:17,250
they were hanging and
they were drinking.
414
00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:21,521
Just sayin', you need
to put a leash on her.
415
00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:50,284
I thought we went over this.
416
00:29:50,285 --> 00:29:53,185
Found this plastic
bottle in the trash
417
00:29:53,186 --> 00:29:55,655
when it's clearly recyclable.
418
00:29:55,656 --> 00:29:59,159
Don't you get it, we are
destroying the earth, okay?
419
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,697
You know, in 50 years there
won't be any polar bears
420
00:30:02,698 --> 00:30:04,397
because there won't be any ice
421
00:30:04,398 --> 00:30:05,632
for the polar bears to float on
422
00:30:05,633 --> 00:30:07,401
and have their little
polar bear parties,
423
00:30:07,402 --> 00:30:08,835
alright, do you understand this?
424
00:30:08,836 --> 00:30:13,739
Is that okay with you?
425
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:18,545
So, I killed the polar
bears with the plastic?
426
00:30:18,546 --> 00:30:22,181
Just make more of
an effort, alright?
427
00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:24,884
I do a lot for you.
428
00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:27,287
You get something
out of it, too.
429
00:30:27,288 --> 00:30:31,224
I need an aspirin and a Redbull.
430
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,631
You even know
how you got home?
431
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:42,302
Marcus carried you,
after you snuck out.
432
00:30:42,303 --> 00:30:45,572
You were sleeping, I just
wanted to have some fun.
433
00:30:45,573 --> 00:30:46,739
Nothing happened.
434
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:47,941
You don't even
know what happened.
435
00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:50,210
You might have even
been gang raped,
436
00:30:50,211 --> 00:30:52,045
do that even bother you?
437
00:30:52,046 --> 00:30:54,114
God, just get some aspirin.
438
00:30:54,115 --> 00:30:57,117
Get it yourself.
439
00:30:59,386 --> 00:31:02,322
She wants to play,
yeah, let's play, Kat.
440
00:31:02,323 --> 00:31:05,192
Yeah, hell yeah,
let's have some fun.
441
00:31:11,332 --> 00:31:13,066
I have some new rules.
442
00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:14,700
From now on, you are
not allowed leaving here
443
00:31:14,701 --> 00:31:16,769
unless I go with you.
444
00:31:16,770 --> 00:31:20,575
And if I go out, you go with me.
445
00:31:21,942 --> 00:31:24,544
That would make
me like a prisoner.
446
00:31:24,545 --> 00:31:27,582
Well, that's a bad attitude.
447
00:31:29,517 --> 00:31:32,419
Grounding me, I'm so
gonna fuck with him.
448
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,888
She's not gonna fuck with me,
449
00:31:33,889 --> 00:31:35,287
at least not the way she thinks.
450
00:31:35,288 --> 00:31:37,556
I said we could have sex,
what more does he want?
451
00:31:37,557 --> 00:31:42,063
Intimacy, affection, ya know,
some flowers would be nice.
452
00:31:43,364 --> 00:31:45,332
Unless he hits
me, I'm not leaving.
453
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,700
Unless she hits me,
we're sticking this out.
454
00:31:47,701 --> 00:31:49,469
I'm gonna make his life hell.
455
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:53,672
I'm gonna watch him squirm
like a bug and then squash him.
456
00:31:53,673 --> 00:31:58,445
I don't see how anything
could go wrong with this.
457
00:32:00,314 --> 00:32:04,752
Is there any way you
could stop pacing?
458
00:32:05,685 --> 00:32:10,191
Okay, it's challenging, right
but, we can make this work.
459
00:32:10,391 --> 00:32:13,026
I can't watch TV
because you can't focus.
460
00:32:13,027 --> 00:32:15,228
What am I supposed
to do all day?
461
00:32:15,229 --> 00:32:17,063
Read, alright, go online.
462
00:32:17,064 --> 00:32:19,266
You're lucky to spend
your time like that.
463
00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:21,902
I feel lucky.
464
00:32:21,903 --> 00:32:26,706
Just like my mom, the
glass is always half empty.
465
00:32:26,707 --> 00:32:29,843
Is this her?
466
00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:32,778
Yeah.
467
00:32:32,779 --> 00:32:34,780
Just the two of you?
468
00:32:34,781 --> 00:32:37,116
Yeah, my mom
and dad never got married.
469
00:32:37,117 --> 00:32:38,852
Bastard?
470
00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:42,655
And if you can refer
to me as that, awesome.
471
00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:44,825
I'm an only child, too.
472
00:32:44,826 --> 00:32:47,193
My mom died when I was little.
473
00:32:47,194 --> 00:32:50,630
Dad's told me stuff but, I
don't really remember her.
474
00:32:50,631 --> 00:32:53,768
I'm sorry.
475
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,875
I'm gonna be a mom someday.
476
00:33:02,876 --> 00:33:04,277
Really?
477
00:33:04,278 --> 00:33:05,945
What, I'm not the type?
478
00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:07,413
I didn't say that.
479
00:33:07,414 --> 00:33:10,517
Girls who give hand jobs
might make the best moms, god.
480
00:33:10,518 --> 00:33:13,554
Okay, I'm sorry.
481
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:21,795
I thought Shawn would be
the guy I'd have kids with.
482
00:33:21,796 --> 00:33:24,264
Guess he had other plans.
483
00:33:24,265 --> 00:33:27,301
You're pacing.
484
00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:38,644
I wanna take you
home right now and.
485
00:33:38,645 --> 00:33:41,014
God.
486
00:33:41,015 --> 00:33:43,048
Make love to you.
487
00:33:43,049 --> 00:33:45,384
I want to.
488
00:33:45,385 --> 00:33:48,387
What?
489
00:33:48,388 --> 00:33:50,690
I can't say it.
490
00:33:50,691 --> 00:33:53,259
Well.
491
00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:56,262
I wanna get you pregnant.
492
00:33:56,263 --> 00:33:57,963
I wanna get you pregnant
493
00:33:57,964 --> 00:34:01,500
so, that we have to settle
down and get married.
494
00:34:01,501 --> 00:34:05,438
Hey, that's my short film.
495
00:34:05,439 --> 00:34:07,540
Is that what this is?
496
00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:09,542
Yeah, I wrote it and I took it
497
00:34:09,543 --> 00:34:12,011
to festivals all
around the country.
498
00:34:12,012 --> 00:34:13,613
What do you think?
499
00:34:13,614 --> 00:34:15,348
Pretty trippy.
500
00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:18,183
Yeah, it's surreal,
but it's like funny.
501
00:34:18,184 --> 00:34:20,720
You know, actually,
the script I'm writing
502
00:34:20,721 --> 00:34:22,955
is the feature
version of the short.
503
00:34:22,956 --> 00:34:24,256
So, you'd
make a whole movie
504
00:34:24,257 --> 00:34:26,392
about people on
their first date?
505
00:34:26,393 --> 00:34:30,196
Yeah, ya know, it's the
high hopes, the anxieties.
506
00:34:30,197 --> 00:34:32,531
Yeah but, who
wants to watch people
507
00:34:32,532 --> 00:34:34,267
eat dinner for two hours?
508
00:34:34,268 --> 00:34:36,569
Kinda retarded.
509
00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:39,672
You just
revealed your total
510
00:34:39,673 --> 00:34:41,441
ignorance of independent film.
511
00:34:41,442 --> 00:34:43,176
Ya know, smart people
like to watch things
512
00:34:43,177 --> 00:34:46,312
more than blowing up.
513
00:34:46,313 --> 00:34:48,348
Whatever, I'm just
trying to find something
514
00:34:48,349 --> 00:34:52,720
to do while I'm
all locked inside.
515
00:34:53,987 --> 00:34:57,457
Ya know, I have so many
great ideas for this film.
516
00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,926
And that's what I'm working
on when I'm writing.
517
00:34:59,927 --> 00:35:01,095
I never see you writing.
518
00:35:01,096 --> 00:35:03,330
You're just moving
little notes around.
519
00:35:03,331 --> 00:35:06,066
No, I'm preparing to write.
520
00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:09,603
Ya know what, forget it.
521
00:35:15,742 --> 00:35:20,046
Ya know what, this script,
this is like my shot, okay?
522
00:35:20,047 --> 00:35:22,448
You don't know how
hard it's been for me
523
00:35:22,449 --> 00:35:25,618
but, I wrote a 217 page
treatment speculating
524
00:35:25,619 --> 00:35:28,855
on a new Star Wars
trilogy and you know what?
525
00:35:28,856 --> 00:35:30,924
An agent threw it at me.
526
00:35:30,925 --> 00:35:33,192
And it hit me in the groin.
527
00:35:33,193 --> 00:35:37,663
I don't know what I was
thinking bringing you home.
528
00:35:37,664 --> 00:35:42,036
We have nothing in common, zero.
529
00:35:48,976 --> 00:35:52,680
You think you could help
with the dishes for once?
530
00:35:52,681 --> 00:35:55,949
You're the one that
got most of them dirty.
531
00:36:07,961 --> 00:36:11,898
You're pacing.
532
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:24,778
What?
533
00:36:34,521 --> 00:36:38,192
You're pacing.
534
00:36:39,659 --> 00:36:42,227
This is the storyboard
I was working on then.
535
00:36:42,228 --> 00:36:44,631
It was a slasher film,
536
00:36:44,632 --> 00:36:46,732
which is perfect because
when I was drawing it,
537
00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:49,603
I was like, "She's gonna
kill me, in my sleep."
538
00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:11,524
So hot.
539
00:37:11,525 --> 00:37:13,093
Yeah, in December,
you wanna tell me again
540
00:37:13,094 --> 00:37:16,962
how you don't believe
in climate change?
541
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:20,265
I need to go out, need
to go out, need to go out.
542
00:37:20,266 --> 00:37:23,435
If you're quieter maybe later
I'll get you some ice cream.
543
00:37:23,436 --> 00:37:25,638
I'm so sick of this.
544
00:37:25,639 --> 00:37:27,973
You are going to fuck me.
545
00:37:27,974 --> 00:37:30,576
It's the only reason
you keep me around.
546
00:37:30,577 --> 00:37:34,379
I told you, fine, just do
me with your tiny dick,
547
00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:36,482
'cause I saw it coming
out of the shower.
548
00:37:36,483 --> 00:37:38,718
My god, I've
seen lots of them
549
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,154
but, yours is like,
my god, the smallest.
550
00:37:42,155 --> 00:37:44,223
So, what, where?
551
00:37:44,224 --> 00:37:46,426
On the bed, on
your fucking notes?
552
00:37:46,427 --> 00:37:49,563
Just get it over with.
553
00:37:58,672 --> 00:38:00,973
Okay.
554
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:03,408
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
555
00:38:03,409 --> 00:38:06,546
I don't know what
to do with you.
556
00:38:06,547 --> 00:38:09,582
Sometimes, I really
want you here
557
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:13,153
but, sometimes I
can't handle you.
558
00:38:16,489 --> 00:38:20,692
Let's just forget
about this, okay?
559
00:38:20,693 --> 00:38:23,730
Yeah, that'll be easy.
560
00:38:23,731 --> 00:38:26,466
We should get out.
561
00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:29,569
That's how you get
cabin fever in here.
562
00:38:29,570 --> 00:38:33,807
We could go to the
beach, cool off.
563
00:38:34,074 --> 00:38:36,109
In my car?
564
00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:39,512
We'd never make it to the 405.
565
00:38:40,213 --> 00:38:44,083
Is there a pool around here?
566
00:39:09,143 --> 00:39:12,145
No, I'm still adjusting
to the water, okay?
567
00:39:12,146 --> 00:39:13,714
-Take it, bitch.
-Don't.
568
00:39:15,315 --> 00:39:16,982
Okay, alright, alright.
569
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:18,552
You sure you wanna do this?
570
00:39:23,757 --> 00:39:25,625
Truce, truce?
571
00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,060
Come on, I will drown you.
572
00:39:27,061 --> 00:39:28,762
I will drown you
right here, right now.
573
00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:36,935
Who are they?
574
00:39:36,936 --> 00:39:39,205
Marco?
575
00:39:39,206 --> 00:39:40,372
Marco?
576
00:39:40,373 --> 00:39:41,708
Polo.
577
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,053
No, no, no, don't.
578
00:40:28,054 --> 00:40:29,955
I'll pee again.
579
00:40:29,956 --> 00:40:32,558
You're such
a delicate flower.
580
00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:34,961
Who needs a breath mint.
581
00:40:36,130 --> 00:40:38,898
Hold on, wait.
582
00:40:57,985 --> 00:41:01,322
You can kiss back, it's okay.
583
00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:17,203
You're trembling.
584
00:41:27,014 --> 00:41:30,884
Hey, Kat, wake up.
585
00:41:37,891 --> 00:41:40,959
You were on the
streets for months.
586
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,230
It was more than just hand
jobs for ya, right, it was?
587
00:41:44,231 --> 00:41:48,334
We used a condom
and I got STD checks
588
00:41:48,335 --> 00:41:51,636
at the free clinic all the time.
No, that's not it.
589
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:54,374
Hey, I mean, you did
what you had to do.
590
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:57,609
I just really need to know.
591
00:41:57,610 --> 00:42:02,015
If you don't tell me, I'm
just gonna awfulize? This
592
00:42:02,016 --> 00:42:05,384
and I'm gonna think the worst.
593
00:42:05,385 --> 00:42:09,154
It was mostly hand jobs,
quick, didn't have to get naked.
594
00:42:09,155 --> 00:42:12,892
And you blew guys,
595
00:42:12,893 --> 00:42:16,462
that must've happened?
596
00:42:16,463 --> 00:42:20,901
I could totally lie, you
would have no way of knowing.
597
00:42:24,605 --> 00:42:26,772
And what else?
598
00:42:26,773 --> 00:42:28,941
You must've slept
with guys?
599
00:42:28,942 --> 00:42:31,611
Hell yeah, for a while
I wanted to be a hooker,
600
00:42:31,612 --> 00:42:35,449
beat the hell outta
bein' homeless.
601
00:42:37,117 --> 00:42:41,455
That was before the rape.
602
00:42:46,427 --> 00:42:49,294
This one asshole got me alone
603
00:42:49,295 --> 00:42:52,832
and hit me really hard.
604
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,067
He said he'd beat
the shit out of me
605
00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:57,870
unless I fucked him so, I did.
606
00:42:57,871 --> 00:43:01,140
That's rape, right?
607
00:43:01,141 --> 00:43:04,544
Except like, I was
on top doing him
608
00:43:04,545 --> 00:43:08,314
but, it's not like I wanted to.
609
00:43:08,315 --> 00:43:12,584
After, I told him
I had AIDS and ran.
610
00:43:12,585 --> 00:43:17,023
Cocksucker.
611
00:43:21,394 --> 00:43:23,229
There was the one
dude who masturbated
612
00:43:23,230 --> 00:43:24,865
while I made out
with his girlfriend.
613
00:43:24,866 --> 00:43:27,866
Okay, Jesus, I get it, okay.
614
00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:31,838
I'm a dirty whore, just say
whatever shit you're thinking.
615
00:43:36,677 --> 00:43:40,514
Do you want me to leave?
616
00:43:48,755 --> 00:43:52,758
When I was 18 I got this
job at a trendy restaurant.
617
00:43:52,759 --> 00:43:57,096
And one night this older
guy was hitting on me.
618
00:43:57,097 --> 00:44:00,165
He was telling me
that he was meeting
619
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:02,535
this big TV producer
for breakfast
620
00:44:02,536 --> 00:44:06,105
and that if I went with
him, he would introduce me
621
00:44:06,106 --> 00:44:09,408
and maybe get me an internship.
622
00:44:09,409 --> 00:44:12,778
I would do anything to
get into the industry.
623
00:44:15,114 --> 00:44:18,783
We go back to his house,
624
00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:22,788
and he keeps pouring
me drink after drink.
625
00:44:22,789 --> 00:44:26,491
He starts playing
these mind games like,
626
00:44:26,492 --> 00:44:30,463
because I didn't know my dad,
am I afraid of male affection?
627
00:44:33,567 --> 00:44:36,268
And what's the difference
between a female blowjob
628
00:44:36,269 --> 00:44:39,038
and a male blowjob?
629
00:44:39,039 --> 00:44:41,375
But, I wouldn't
let him touch me.
630
00:44:44,677 --> 00:44:49,682
And he said "Don't you
think you owe me something?"
631
00:44:52,585 --> 00:44:57,122
And then he took my hand
and he put it on his thing.
632
00:44:57,123 --> 00:45:02,061
And I didn't jerk him
but, he moved my hand.
633
00:45:04,431 --> 00:45:08,202
And you get it.
634
00:45:08,702 --> 00:45:11,537
Here's the thing,
635
00:45:11,538 --> 00:45:15,508
when all that happened,
I had a place to sleep,
636
00:45:15,509 --> 00:45:20,047
I had plenty to eat, I wasn't
on the street all alone.
637
00:45:27,054 --> 00:45:30,624
We should get some sleep.
638
00:45:53,179 --> 00:45:57,049
It's not a big
deal, what you did.
639
00:46:01,054 --> 00:46:05,559
You're right,
it's no big deal.
640
00:47:00,713 --> 00:47:02,848
We could watch It's A
Wonderful Life tonight.
641
00:47:02,849 --> 00:47:06,285
Or ya know, I have
the 1951 version
642
00:47:06,286 --> 00:47:08,386
of A Christmas Carol
with Alastair Sim.
643
00:47:08,387 --> 00:47:11,590
My god, I love that one.
644
00:47:15,628 --> 00:47:18,263
Can we get a tree
when we're out?
645
00:47:18,264 --> 00:47:19,631
No way.
646
00:47:19,632 --> 00:47:22,667
Christmas trees are
completely wrong alright,
647
00:47:22,668 --> 00:47:25,571
they cut millions of
them down for nothing.
648
00:47:25,572 --> 00:47:28,575
Okay, a plastic tree.
649
00:47:35,382 --> 00:47:37,049
I can't believe you
have a job thing
650
00:47:37,050 --> 00:47:38,451
on Christmas Eve day.
651
00:47:38,452 --> 00:47:40,354
I know but, I gotta
meet this director.
652
00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:42,488
They got rid of their
storyboard artist,
653
00:47:42,489 --> 00:47:45,457
and I could really use the gig.
654
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:47,759
Ready for the road trip?
655
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,730
All packed, Christmas tequila.
656
00:47:51,264 --> 00:47:53,633
Can't you go anywhere
without drinking?
657
00:47:53,634 --> 00:47:57,103
Yeah, when I'm stoned.
658
00:48:08,382 --> 00:48:12,151
Can't I just wait
for you one time?
659
00:48:12,152 --> 00:48:15,187
Maybe in the new year.
660
00:48:15,188 --> 00:48:18,759
I just really want you with me.
661
00:48:33,606 --> 00:48:36,308
Now, ya understand this is
a business meeting, right?
662
00:48:36,309 --> 00:48:38,011
You can't come in there with me.
663
00:48:38,012 --> 00:48:41,046
I'll just wait in
the car like your dog.
664
00:48:41,047 --> 00:48:44,550
Crack the window for me.
665
00:48:53,726 --> 00:48:56,361
Hey Sara, if
Craig's not here in five,
666
00:48:56,362 --> 00:48:59,198
I'll personally
piss on his face.
667
00:48:59,498 --> 00:49:00,499
Jamie.
668
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:03,234
Hey, how are you?
669
00:49:03,235 --> 00:49:06,839
I'm great, it's
good to see you David.
670
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,375
Thanks for meeting me here.
671
00:49:09,376 --> 00:49:12,979
I'm getting ready for some
test shoots after the holiday.
672
00:49:12,980 --> 00:49:16,147
Am I interviewing with you?
673
00:49:16,148 --> 00:49:18,216
I am the director.
674
00:49:18,217 --> 00:49:20,084
I saw your name up for
the storyboarding job
675
00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:22,087
and I wanted to surprise you.
676
00:49:22,088 --> 00:49:24,223
Well, I am surprised.
677
00:49:24,224 --> 00:49:26,026
Let's just put it out there.
678
00:49:26,027 --> 00:49:29,328
I was an asshole to
you after our thing.
679
00:49:29,329 --> 00:49:31,865
You were slow in
getting back to me
680
00:49:31,866 --> 00:49:33,598
in that you never did.
681
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:36,669
Truth is, I was
so drunk that night,
682
00:49:36,670 --> 00:49:40,506
I dimly remember
a tiny apartment
683
00:49:40,507 --> 00:49:44,811
you had then with the smell
from the garbage shoot.
684
00:49:50,951 --> 00:49:53,653
It would make me
feel so much better
685
00:49:53,654 --> 00:49:56,421
if I could do something for you.
686
00:49:56,422 --> 00:49:58,457
I saw your car
when you pulled up
687
00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:01,459
so, I'm guessing you
could use the work.
688
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:05,363
Yeah.
689
00:50:05,364 --> 00:50:09,267
So, you're directing
a feature film now?
690
00:50:09,268 --> 00:50:11,569
UTA went batshit for my script
691
00:50:11,570 --> 00:50:14,439
so, I attached
myself as director.
692
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,509
They keep saying I'm
the next Lena Dunham.
693
00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:21,380
Let me see your drawings.
694
00:50:23,449 --> 00:50:25,584
Everyone uses software
now to storyboard
695
00:50:25,585 --> 00:50:29,255
but, you still draw by
hand, that is so cute.
696
00:50:34,126 --> 00:50:36,495
Your drawings are good.
697
00:50:36,496 --> 00:50:38,365
You ever thought of
making this your career?
698
00:50:38,366 --> 00:50:41,165
No, no, I mean, I like drawing
699
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:45,004
but, I live for writing.
700
00:50:45,005 --> 00:50:49,175
David, have you even
written a screenplay yet?
701
00:50:50,043 --> 00:50:52,444
It's just in our writers group
702
00:50:52,445 --> 00:50:54,346
you never had anything to show.
703
00:50:54,347 --> 00:50:57,783
I'm outlining a
feature right now, okay,
704
00:50:57,784 --> 00:51:01,185
and I am that much closer
to writing it everyday.
705
00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:04,122
Alright, whatever you say.
706
00:51:04,123 --> 00:51:08,294
But, as a friend, if you're
that afraid to write,
707
00:51:08,295 --> 00:51:11,196
move on now.
708
00:51:11,197 --> 00:51:14,534
Don't waste the next
20 years of your life.
709
00:51:16,202 --> 00:51:18,772
I've gotta go, I've gotta
a lot of Christmas stuff.
710
00:51:18,773 --> 00:51:20,171
I'm only
trying to help.
711
00:51:20,172 --> 00:51:22,674
Hey, you can still
do my storyboards.
712
00:51:22,675 --> 00:51:25,643
I hated your writing, alright,
713
00:51:25,644 --> 00:51:29,214
if you won an award,
714
00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:33,186
it'd be the crappy.
715
00:51:43,929 --> 00:51:46,265
Seriously, if he
read her script,
716
00:51:46,266 --> 00:51:48,500
Billy Wilder would just puke.
717
00:51:48,501 --> 00:51:50,136
God, pick up the
shattered pieces
718
00:51:50,137 --> 00:51:52,236
of your life and move on.
719
00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:53,906
Why are you so pissed?
720
00:51:53,907 --> 00:51:57,344
Ya know, you have been in
a bad mood since we left.
721
00:51:58,577 --> 00:52:01,146
And now my car is
overheating again.
722
00:52:10,123 --> 00:52:13,226
Why does Christmas always suck?
723
00:52:36,615 --> 00:52:40,151
Our Christmas tree.
724
00:52:40,152 --> 00:52:42,454
You're wasted.
725
00:52:51,831 --> 00:52:55,535
I got it, just, got it?
726
00:52:56,936 --> 00:53:00,373
Hold this for a second.
727
00:53:14,688 --> 00:53:16,955
What do you think?
728
00:53:16,956 --> 00:53:19,591
Should we put the lights on it,
729
00:53:19,592 --> 00:53:22,095
or do you think that
would cause like a fire?
730
00:53:22,096 --> 00:53:23,828
Okay, now I helped you
731
00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:26,931
even though it totally
scratched up my arms.
732
00:53:26,932 --> 00:53:30,401
You wanna give me like the
best Christmas gift ever?
733
00:53:30,402 --> 00:53:32,571
What?
734
00:53:32,572 --> 00:53:35,339
Let me go out alone tonight.
735
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:36,808
Seriously?
736
00:53:36,809 --> 00:53:39,645
I have a friend, I just
want to hang out with him.
737
00:53:39,646 --> 00:53:40,879
With him?
738
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,214
He's a dealer, okay,
I just want to chill
739
00:53:43,215 --> 00:53:46,118
and smoke some weed, that's it.
740
00:53:46,119 --> 00:53:47,453
It's Christmas Eve.
741
00:53:47,454 --> 00:53:50,256
I need to get out
by myself, for once,
742
00:53:50,257 --> 00:53:51,790
okay, I'm upset.
743
00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:54,560
What, you wanna leave
me alone on Christmas Eve?
744
00:53:54,561 --> 00:53:57,796
Please let me out,
please let me out.
745
00:53:57,797 --> 00:54:00,933
Why are you so upset?
746
00:54:00,934 --> 00:54:03,502
When I've been on Facebook,
747
00:54:03,503 --> 00:54:05,337
I've been trying to reach Shawn.
748
00:54:05,338 --> 00:54:06,473
In my head I'm always like,
749
00:54:06,474 --> 00:54:07,705
"He doesn't know where I am,
750
00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:10,274
"If he knew he would
come looking for me."
751
00:54:10,275 --> 00:54:13,312
And I messaged him a bunch of
times and today he wrote back,
752
00:54:13,313 --> 00:54:17,117
and he said, "Don't try
to find me again, ever."
753
00:54:18,384 --> 00:54:22,687
Like I'm a crazy stalker,
I mean, he's the crazy one.
754
00:54:22,688 --> 00:54:26,191
Shawn is the
one that left you.
755
00:54:26,192 --> 00:54:30,328
He is the reason you
were on the street.
756
00:54:30,329 --> 00:54:33,397
I knew you wouldn't
be supportive.
757
00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:35,000
Supportive?
758
00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:37,669
I've been feeding you,
I've given you clothes.
759
00:54:37,670 --> 00:54:41,006
Keeping me
inside like your pet.
760
00:54:41,007 --> 00:54:44,109
What did you expect?
761
00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:46,779
You wanted Shawn to
just come in here
762
00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:50,083
and sweep you away?
763
00:54:52,418 --> 00:54:53,819
Tell me.
764
00:54:53,820 --> 00:54:58,124
I love Shawn, okay, I'm
always gonna love him.
765
00:54:59,391 --> 00:55:02,594
Shit.
766
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:11,069
Do you even like me?
767
00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:15,642
Or is this all pretend
so you can stay here?
768
00:55:54,514 --> 00:55:57,916
Can I give you a ride somewhere?
769
00:56:27,646 --> 00:56:31,250
Hey baby, come on, come on.
770
00:56:36,822 --> 00:56:38,723
That's David.
771
00:56:38,724 --> 00:56:41,393
This is Armstrong.
772
00:56:44,898 --> 00:56:47,633
Yo, hey, man, you
want some
773
00:56:47,634 --> 00:56:50,969
I mean, it's old but, I
think it's still good.
774
00:56:55,675 --> 00:56:59,011
No?
775
00:56:59,012 --> 00:57:01,680
Kat likes the spliff
776
00:57:01,681 --> 00:57:04,384
but, I got other shit, man.
777
00:57:09,688 --> 00:57:12,524
You can take that in
the back room, man.
778
00:57:12,525 --> 00:57:15,327
She gonna be stayin' a while.
779
00:57:21,467 --> 00:57:25,069
Hey my baby, my friend's
gonna be so glad to see you.
780
00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:26,638
We're gonna make
us a little extra
781
00:57:26,639 --> 00:57:28,607
this holiday, know
what I'm sayin'?
782
00:57:28,608 --> 00:57:30,609
Ho ho ho.
783
00:57:30,610 --> 00:57:34,480
Hey Kat, can I talk
to you for a second?
784
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:49,093
What did he mean?
785
00:57:49,094 --> 00:57:51,596
Is he gonna be your pimp, Kat?
786
00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:54,732
Don't pretend
like you care now.
787
00:57:54,733 --> 00:57:56,634
I can't believe
you're gonna do this.
788
00:57:56,635 --> 00:57:58,937
Yeah, make money,
get my own place.
789
00:57:58,938 --> 00:58:00,740
You think he'll
let that happen?
790
00:58:00,741 --> 00:58:02,841
I'll get a place, I'm
not taking any more shit
791
00:58:02,842 --> 00:58:04,942
from every asshole with a dick.
792
00:58:04,943 --> 00:58:07,678
Yeah, 'cause prostitution
is so feminist.
793
00:58:07,679 --> 00:58:09,147
Such a prick.
794
00:58:09,148 --> 00:58:10,883
Ya know what,
just for the record,
795
00:58:10,884 --> 00:58:13,752
this isn't my fault,
okay, you had options.
796
00:58:13,753 --> 00:58:15,488
You coulda gone and
lived with your family,
797
00:58:15,489 --> 00:58:17,789
you coulda gone to the YWCA.
798
00:58:19,726 --> 00:58:23,027
I am not responsible
for you anymore, okay.
799
00:58:23,028 --> 00:58:26,733
I don't want you to be.
800
00:58:41,547 --> 00:58:45,284
That's right,
it'll be okay, honey.
801
00:59:08,875 --> 00:59:10,642
Ever see the movie Crash?
802
00:59:10,643 --> 00:59:13,178
Not the everyone's
a racist movie
803
00:59:13,179 --> 00:59:15,714
but, the David
Cronenberg's Crash.
804
00:59:15,715 --> 00:59:18,116
It's where people,
they drive around
805
00:59:18,117 --> 00:59:20,153
and they get into car accidents
806
00:59:20,154 --> 00:59:23,788
just for the sexual
pleasure of it.
807
00:59:23,789 --> 00:59:27,792
My attraction to Kat, it
was sometimes like that,
808
00:59:27,793 --> 00:59:30,562
ya know, anticipating the jolt
809
00:59:30,563 --> 00:59:34,665
or waiting for the pain,
the adrenaline.
810
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:38,770
It was very exciting,
if it doesn't kill you.
811
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,388
A little stinky?
812
00:59:57,389 --> 01:00:01,158
Maybe we should get in the tub.
813
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:04,362
I gotta take me a leak.
814
01:00:18,043 --> 01:00:19,111
Hey.
815
01:00:19,112 --> 01:00:20,979
I came back for you, okay.
816
01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:23,182
You don't have to do
this, alright, come on.
817
01:00:23,183 --> 01:00:24,950
You wanna go, yes or no?
818
01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:28,319
Let's go.
819
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,122
Hey, she's changed
her mind, alright.
820
01:00:31,123 --> 01:00:33,625
She's gonna go.
821
01:00:33,626 --> 01:00:35,261
Kat, you gonna leave me alone
822
01:00:35,262 --> 01:00:38,763
with all this fine
ass weed, is that it?
823
01:00:38,764 --> 01:00:43,236
Thanks for getting me
ripped, I've changed my mind.
824
01:00:45,704 --> 01:00:46,771
Boy.
825
01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:49,351
Hey, no, Jesus, please, no.
826
01:00:49,352 --> 01:00:50,174
Tryin' to just fuck me, is that
what you're trying to do, bitch.
827
01:00:50,175 --> 01:00:52,209
I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry, okay, no.
828
01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:53,678
Fuckin' outta here.
829
01:00:53,679 --> 01:00:56,515
No, no, alright, I can't
leave without her, okay?
830
01:00:56,516 --> 01:00:58,918
I can't and I won't.
831
01:01:01,753 --> 01:01:04,123
Please.
832
01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:11,631
Please.
833
01:01:14,699 --> 01:01:18,904
Okay, make me an offer.
834
01:01:20,405 --> 01:01:22,973
Come on, motherfucker, how
much you wanna pay for her?
835
01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:25,243
How much?
836
01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:33,084
My mom, she gave me
all this money right,
837
01:01:33,085 --> 01:01:35,188
for new tires cause
my breaks, they
838
01:01:36,556 --> 01:01:39,524
and then I come off the,
839
01:01:39,525 --> 01:01:43,963
I've got about $341
but, this is all I have.
840
01:01:44,697 --> 01:01:48,866
My man, sold.
841
01:01:48,867 --> 01:01:52,371
Yo, I hope she worth it.
842
01:02:37,817 --> 01:02:39,984
Here.
843
01:02:39,985 --> 01:02:43,053
I took down the Christmas stuff,
844
01:02:43,054 --> 01:02:46,791
'cause I'm done with Christmas.
845
01:02:50,195 --> 01:02:53,531
I had a spare key made.
846
01:02:54,432 --> 01:02:58,136
I don't know what you're
gonna do out there
847
01:02:58,137 --> 01:03:02,508
but, whatever it is, I want
you to come back here after.
848
01:03:03,576 --> 01:03:05,910
This is your home now, too.
849
01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:08,346
I put my script away, it's done.
850
01:03:08,347 --> 01:03:12,484
I'll draw when I have to
851
01:03:12,485 --> 01:03:15,620
but, mostly,
852
01:03:15,621 --> 01:03:19,291
I just want to take care of you.
853
01:03:42,748 --> 01:03:46,452
No, it's green,
you're into that.
854
01:03:52,490 --> 01:03:54,592
I'm so good at this.
855
01:03:58,530 --> 01:04:02,467
It just feels like, god,
like I'm in a giant straw,
856
01:04:04,202 --> 01:04:06,337
ya know, one of the ones
with like the loops,
857
01:04:06,338 --> 01:04:09,540
and I'm getting
sucked through it.
858
01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:12,777
Actually it's freaking me out.
859
01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:16,781
Here.
860
01:04:16,782 --> 01:04:19,384
How's that?
861
01:04:19,385 --> 01:04:23,356
That's good, that's good.
862
01:04:28,626 --> 01:04:31,863
I watched your
short film again.
863
01:04:31,864 --> 01:04:33,464
Really?
864
01:04:33,465 --> 01:04:35,667
Mmhmm.
865
01:04:35,668 --> 01:04:37,835
Why'd you put
that stuff in there
866
01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:41,740
about her getting pregnant
and getting married?
867
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:47,979
It was kinda funny, ya know.
868
01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:51,016
That's it?
869
01:04:55,688 --> 01:04:59,392
Well, there's me
not knowing my dad.
870
01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:02,993
I would never do that.
871
01:05:02,994 --> 01:05:07,199
I would never get someone
pregnant and just walk away.
872
01:05:09,869 --> 01:05:13,405
It's like this feeling.
873
01:05:17,576 --> 01:05:22,581
If I ever got someone
pregnant we'd be like jointed,
874
01:05:24,115 --> 01:05:27,419
right, and we'd be
together forever.
875
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:29,386
And we couldn't even
get away from each other
876
01:05:29,387 --> 01:05:32,489
even if we tried.
877
01:05:32,490 --> 01:05:33,924
That's weird.
878
01:05:33,925 --> 01:05:36,194
No, it's not.
879
01:05:39,364 --> 01:05:42,600
It's just a fantasy.
880
01:05:43,735 --> 01:05:45,502
Okay, I have a baby thing.
881
01:05:45,503 --> 01:05:47,671
I totally do.
882
01:05:47,672 --> 01:05:51,276
When I'm around them,
I'm just kind of happy.
883
01:05:52,177 --> 01:05:55,114
When people don't let me
hold theirs, I get so pissed.
884
01:05:59,284 --> 01:06:04,088
I know zero about them,
they're just kind of cuddly.
885
01:06:06,559 --> 01:06:09,694
And I love baby booties.
886
01:06:09,695 --> 01:06:13,699
No, seriously, it's like
a fetish or something.
887
01:06:15,733 --> 01:06:20,004
Have I ever told you
about Tristan and Isolde?
888
01:06:20,005 --> 01:06:22,806
It's a really old story.
889
01:06:22,807 --> 01:06:26,143
They go into this
cave of lovers.
890
01:06:26,144 --> 01:06:29,480
And it's just them, they
don't have anything else.
891
01:06:29,481 --> 01:06:32,917
And they're away from everyone.
892
01:06:32,918 --> 01:06:36,454
They just live there.
893
01:06:38,056 --> 01:06:41,559
That could be us.
894
01:06:43,461 --> 01:06:46,764
It's kinda like
a cave in here.
895
01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:13,951
This is like my
first real Valentines,
896
01:08:13,952 --> 01:08:16,019
no boyfriend even got me a card.
897
01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:17,154
Really?
898
01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:20,291
I always got one
card on Valentines,
899
01:08:20,292 --> 01:08:22,393
from my mother.
900
01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:26,030
Which, for the record, is
way worst than getting none.
901
01:08:27,198 --> 01:08:30,469
This actually seems like
an appropriate time.
902
01:08:37,943 --> 01:08:40,444
My god, are you serious?
903
01:08:40,445 --> 01:08:42,546
There were so many
I liked for you.
904
01:08:42,547 --> 01:08:46,384
I know it seems a little
environmentally extravagant
905
01:08:46,385 --> 01:08:50,122
but, you're worth it.
906
01:08:51,122 --> 01:08:52,991
Okay, you know how
you were really pissed
907
01:08:52,992 --> 01:08:54,892
at me on Christmas
Eve and you were all,
908
01:08:54,893 --> 01:08:57,362
"Do you even like me?"
909
01:08:57,363 --> 01:08:58,564
That's not how I sound.
910
01:09:14,747 --> 01:09:18,417
I like your laugh,
like a little boy's.
911
01:09:21,953 --> 01:09:25,456
I like how safe
you make me feel.
912
01:09:32,631 --> 01:09:36,635
I like that you trembled
the first time we had sex.
913
01:09:40,506 --> 01:09:44,510
Don't stop, those
aren't even the best ones.
914
01:09:46,878 --> 01:09:50,849
I'm just trying to
describe how I feel.
915
01:09:52,251 --> 01:09:55,420
My grandma had Alzheimer's.
916
01:09:55,421 --> 01:09:58,523
She would jump around
a lot in her mind.
917
01:09:58,524 --> 01:10:01,459
Like, sometimes
she'd be really young
918
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:04,163
and have her two
little daughters.
919
01:10:04,164 --> 01:10:06,663
It was really sad.
920
01:10:06,664 --> 01:10:10,435
But, it was also kinda poetic.
921
01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:15,406
'Cause right before she died,
922
01:10:15,407 --> 01:10:19,144
she was going back to
her happiest moments.
923
01:10:23,047 --> 01:10:25,883
When I'm old and tired,
924
01:10:25,884 --> 01:10:29,020
I wanna come back to this place.
925
01:10:51,542 --> 01:10:53,478
Wait.
926
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:57,015
Our fantasy,
should we just do it?
927
01:11:23,175 --> 01:11:26,979
What time is it?
928
01:11:27,945 --> 01:11:30,514
It's after noon.
929
01:11:30,515 --> 01:11:34,085
I was already gonna
be working by now.
930
01:11:34,086 --> 01:11:38,457
Ya know what I'd do at my
old job when I overslept?
931
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:43,127
Blow it off.
932
01:11:50,301 --> 01:11:52,603
The cocktail
hours started moving up.
933
01:11:52,604 --> 01:11:54,906
4:00 PM, 2:30.
934
01:11:54,907 --> 01:11:57,875
I remember the first day we
had margaritas for breakfast.
935
01:11:57,876 --> 01:12:00,646
We drank and watching
Leaving Las Vegas.
936
01:12:00,647 --> 01:12:03,480
I'm not even sure
we got the irony.
937
01:12:03,481 --> 01:12:06,317
The challenge was coming
up with things to do.
938
01:12:06,318 --> 01:12:08,519
Ya know in plays
like Uncle Vanya,
939
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:12,057
Chekhov was always stressing
the importance of keeping busy.
940
01:12:12,058 --> 01:12:14,992
I wonder if he had a binge
and purge phase, too.
941
01:12:19,832 --> 01:12:22,399
So gross.
942
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,068
God, look at us.
943
01:12:24,069 --> 01:12:26,970
And this was a good day, shit.
944
01:12:26,971 --> 01:12:30,041
So much we should've
seen coming.
945
01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:35,412
Shit, it's April 1st, rent.
946
01:12:35,413 --> 01:12:39,417
You think our landlord will
accept payment in tequila?
947
01:12:41,286 --> 01:12:44,989
I'm pregnant.
948
01:12:48,126 --> 01:12:51,797
April Fools, dude,
you totally nailed me.
949
01:12:57,034 --> 01:13:00,738
It's not shocking, we haven't
used a condom in a while.
950
01:13:01,573 --> 01:13:05,410
Now, we really can't get
away from each other?
951
01:13:10,314 --> 01:13:14,752
So, do we get married now?
952
01:13:16,054 --> 01:13:18,188
What do you think?
953
01:13:18,189 --> 01:13:21,092
Shit.
954
01:13:33,805 --> 01:13:37,073
We need more money.
955
01:13:37,074 --> 01:13:38,242
What?
956
01:13:38,243 --> 01:13:40,478
For the baby, we'll
need more money.
957
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,079
Don't stop.
958
01:13:46,284 --> 01:13:47,818
Okay, I thought
about blogging.
959
01:13:47,819 --> 01:13:50,688
Lots of money there.
960
01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:53,056
Are you slowing down?
961
01:13:53,057 --> 01:13:57,395
Ya know, we should talk
about you maybe getting a job.
962
01:13:58,430 --> 01:14:01,765
I can't work,
hello, having a baby.
963
01:14:01,766 --> 01:14:03,834
Yeah, well you know
in the olden days
964
01:14:03,835 --> 01:14:06,871
women used to just
like plow the fields
965
01:14:06,872 --> 01:14:10,808
until the baby
would just drop out.
966
01:14:10,809 --> 01:14:14,980
Well that was retarded.
967
01:14:24,122 --> 01:14:26,191
You know you can't be drinking
968
01:14:26,192 --> 01:14:27,558
while you're pregnant, right?
969
01:14:27,559 --> 01:14:29,760
Once in a while isn't bad.
970
01:14:29,761 --> 01:14:32,228
Says who?
971
01:14:32,229 --> 01:14:34,431
Like that show
you had me watch.
972
01:14:34,432 --> 01:14:36,133
Mad Men?
973
01:14:36,134 --> 01:14:38,803
Yeah, pregnant moms
drinking, smoking.
974
01:14:38,804 --> 01:14:41,038
Babies still got born.
975
01:14:43,074 --> 01:14:47,746
Cashier, telemarketing, we'll
find something for you, honey.
976
01:14:49,347 --> 01:14:51,349
I don't feel up to this.
977
01:14:51,350 --> 01:14:53,617
Walmart greeter.
978
01:14:53,618 --> 01:14:57,321
Hey, how much you think
an exterminator makes?
979
01:14:57,322 --> 01:14:59,857
Security guard.
980
01:14:59,858 --> 01:15:03,395
Sweet, you'd get a taser.
981
01:15:15,407 --> 01:15:19,277
Hey, guess what,
script's back on.
982
01:15:20,945 --> 01:15:22,412
I think I was just tired before
983
01:15:22,413 --> 01:15:25,181
but, a lot of these notes
are really, really great.
984
01:15:25,182 --> 01:15:28,652
And guess what.
985
01:15:28,653 --> 01:15:32,156
So, there's this guy from
my old writers group,
986
01:15:32,157 --> 01:15:34,625
he sold his script to Paramount.
987
01:15:34,626 --> 01:15:36,292
Dreams do come true.
988
01:15:36,293 --> 01:15:39,196
And Jamie is a
soul-crushing bitch.
989
01:15:39,197 --> 01:15:41,465
Great, as long as
that's not your total plan
990
01:15:41,466 --> 01:15:43,200
for how we'll survive.
991
01:15:43,201 --> 01:15:45,469
Hey, I can do this.
992
01:15:45,470 --> 01:15:47,472
Okay, god, should
I get out my pom poms
993
01:15:47,473 --> 01:15:48,671
and do a cheer?
994
01:15:48,672 --> 01:15:51,510
No.
995
01:16:05,556 --> 01:16:08,559
It's my first
all day, I swear.
996
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,961
Goddammit, you have a
drink, chill a little.
997
01:16:11,962 --> 01:16:14,631
What did we talk about?
998
01:16:14,632 --> 01:16:16,500
But, I'm drinking for two now.
999
01:16:16,501 --> 01:16:17,801
That's not funny.
1000
01:16:17,802 --> 01:16:21,371
You make me anxious,
be sweet again.
1001
01:16:21,372 --> 01:16:23,674
I'm sorry, okay, I will be.
1002
01:16:23,675 --> 01:16:27,645
Just let me get some
work done, okay?
1003
01:16:59,845 --> 01:17:01,245
Kat.
1004
01:17:01,246 --> 01:17:02,712
Kat, come on.
1005
01:17:02,713 --> 01:17:05,783
Come here, come on.
1006
01:17:11,523 --> 01:17:14,326
My notes.
1007
01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:19,996
Ya know what?
1008
01:17:19,997 --> 01:17:23,201
Fuck you and fuck your notes.
1009
01:17:42,319 --> 01:17:44,020
Yay.
1010
01:17:44,021 --> 01:17:46,256
Daddy's home.
1011
01:17:46,257 --> 01:17:48,559
My god.
1012
01:17:52,096 --> 01:17:55,032
Come here, I've
been looking online.
1013
01:17:58,302 --> 01:18:02,039
Baby monitor, guess we
won't need one of those.
1014
01:18:03,507 --> 01:18:06,510
Bonnets.
1015
01:18:06,711 --> 01:18:10,115
Baby booties.
1016
01:18:11,483 --> 01:18:13,184
See?
1017
01:18:13,185 --> 01:18:15,618
I'm working stuff out.
1018
01:18:15,619 --> 01:18:19,724
So, you don't worry,
no, you don't.
1019
01:18:22,827 --> 01:18:25,795
It's all good.
1020
01:18:25,796 --> 01:18:27,697
I can't believe you did this.
1021
01:18:27,698 --> 01:18:30,600
Now, don't you do
or say bad things.
1022
01:18:30,601 --> 01:18:33,203
I'm celebrating.
1023
01:18:33,204 --> 01:18:36,908
We never even celebrated this.
1024
01:18:40,078 --> 01:18:43,949
Daddy's mad.
1025
01:18:47,219 --> 01:18:51,422
Just sit down, okay.
1026
01:18:57,061 --> 01:19:01,098
We need to just
stop for a minute
1027
01:19:01,099 --> 01:19:04,302
and think about this.
1028
01:19:08,707 --> 01:19:11,841
God, my hands are shaking.
1029
01:19:11,842 --> 01:19:15,079
God.
1030
01:19:15,512 --> 01:19:19,417
Is this how guys become
absent dads or abusive?
1031
01:19:20,385 --> 01:19:24,155
I'm scared, okay?
1032
01:19:28,359 --> 01:19:32,328
What kind of life is
this for the kid?
1033
01:19:32,329 --> 01:19:36,332
How are we gonna
raise it, seriously?
1034
01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:39,169
I can have a baby
alone, I don't need you.
1035
01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:41,772
How are you even
gonna support it?
1036
01:19:41,773 --> 01:19:43,474
How are you even gonna live?
1037
01:19:43,475 --> 01:19:47,278
Right, you
know what, fuck you.
1038
01:19:47,279 --> 01:19:49,513
Just like your dad,
he walked out on your mom
1039
01:19:49,514 --> 01:19:52,616
and you're walking out on me.
1040
01:19:52,617 --> 01:19:54,917
Stop Kat, please.
1041
01:19:54,918 --> 01:19:58,256
We can't go through
with it, we can't.
1042
01:19:59,923 --> 01:20:01,925
Kat, please.
1043
01:20:01,926 --> 01:20:02,827
Kat.
1044
01:20:05,796 --> 01:20:09,500
Just stop, okay, stop, stop.
1045
01:20:09,734 --> 01:20:11,434
No, stop.
1046
01:20:11,435 --> 01:20:14,170
-Don't say that.
-No you lied to me.
1047
01:20:14,171 --> 01:20:16,806
I didn't mean to, okay, I
didn't mean to, I'm sorry.
1048
01:20:16,807 --> 01:20:19,042
-No, leave me alone.
-I'm so sorry
1049
01:20:19,043 --> 01:20:22,412
-Stop touching me.
-I'm so sorry.
1050
01:20:22,413 --> 01:20:25,215
Stop touching me, please, stop.
I'm sorry, please no.
1051
01:20:25,216 --> 01:20:28,285
Kat, I'm sorry, okay.
1052
01:20:28,286 --> 01:20:31,956
I'll stop drinking,
okay, all by myself.
1053
01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:36,027
We can't, okay?
1054
01:20:37,028 --> 01:20:39,831
Please.
1055
01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:00,051
I'm never doing that again.
1056
01:21:02,587 --> 01:21:04,955
Come on, you should
take your pills.
1057
01:21:04,956 --> 01:21:07,926
Take them later.
1058
01:21:20,771 --> 01:21:24,308
You know it doesn't mean we
couldn't try again someday.
1059
01:21:24,309 --> 01:21:28,046
You know, when our
lives are more together.
1060
01:21:43,228 --> 01:21:45,630
Honey, can't we just talk about.
1061
01:22:18,496 --> 01:22:21,399
It's too early for that.
1062
01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,681
I wanna go home to Idaho,
I need money for the bus.
1063
01:22:38,682 --> 01:22:41,452
I never wanna see you again.
1064
01:22:41,453 --> 01:22:42,821
Alright, take it.
1065
01:22:42,822 --> 01:22:44,353
Alright, just fuckin' take it.
1066
01:22:44,354 --> 01:22:45,922
You know what,
just take everything
1067
01:22:45,923 --> 01:22:49,059
like you always
fuckin' do, alright.
1068
01:22:49,060 --> 01:22:51,795
Take your fucking key.
1069
01:22:51,796 --> 01:22:54,566
Fucking asshole.
1070
01:24:11,743 --> 01:24:13,609
What can I say?
1071
01:24:13,610 --> 01:24:17,480
Matter decays,
the universe ends.
1072
01:24:17,481 --> 01:24:20,083
That's reality.
1073
01:24:22,353 --> 01:24:26,658
Guess I should clean
this place up a little.
1074
01:24:29,594 --> 01:24:33,196
I went to a 12 step
meeting after Kat left,
1075
01:24:33,197 --> 01:24:36,234
just to check it out.
1076
01:24:38,569 --> 01:24:42,072
They said if you
can't help somebody
1077
01:24:42,073 --> 01:24:44,174
without expecting
something in return,
1078
01:24:44,175 --> 01:24:47,177
you shouldn't do it.
1079
01:24:48,845 --> 01:24:52,081
That's my relationship
with women.
1080
01:24:52,082 --> 01:24:55,920
It's helping them, expecting
something in return.
1081
01:25:09,233 --> 01:25:10,567
Hi Kat.
1082
01:25:10,568 --> 01:25:12,669
Been looking for you
here on Facebook.
1083
01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:15,706
I wish you would say hi
and tell me how you are.
1084
01:25:15,707 --> 01:25:16,840
Hey, you know the couple
1085
01:25:16,841 --> 01:25:18,875
we used to watch
with our binoculars?
1086
01:25:18,876 --> 01:25:21,111
I see that the girlfriend
has moved back in
1087
01:25:21,112 --> 01:25:23,748
and they're having more
of that nasty makeup sex.
1088
01:25:23,749 --> 01:25:26,683
Bet you wish you could see that.
1089
01:25:26,684 --> 01:25:29,721
L-M-F-A-O
1090
01:26:31,349 --> 01:26:33,551
I have something to share.
1091
01:26:38,322 --> 01:26:41,358
My god, David
wrote a real script.
1092
01:26:41,359 --> 01:26:43,492
Look, look, pages.
1093
01:26:43,493 --> 01:26:45,461
Yeah, well, don't get
too excited, alright,
1094
01:26:45,462 --> 01:26:46,930
you guys are gonna hate it.
1095
01:26:48,632 --> 01:26:50,599
It's okay, seriously.
1096
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,135
'Cause I like it.
1097
01:26:53,136 --> 01:26:56,939
So great, we
finally got a David script.
1098
01:26:56,940 --> 01:26:59,142
And we have Dan's.
Romeo and Juliet.
1099
01:26:59,143 --> 01:27:00,810
Those aren't comedies.
1100
01:27:00,811 --> 01:27:02,144
I'm not talking career suicide,
1101
01:27:02,145 --> 01:27:03,847
I'm talking like
suicide suicide.
1102
01:27:07,150 --> 01:27:08,885
He's
not foolin' anyone,
1103
01:27:08,886 --> 01:27:10,620
he's not gay, man, we are so.
1104
01:27:10,621 --> 01:27:11,787
Dan, you're up.
1105
01:27:11,788 --> 01:27:13,989
Suicide pact buddy comedy.
1106
01:27:13,990 --> 01:27:17,126
I don't believe suicide
comedy's been done yet.
1107
01:27:17,127 --> 01:27:18,295
Are you kidding me?
1108
01:27:18,296 --> 01:27:19,295
What about Harold and Maude?
1109
01:27:19,296 --> 01:27:20,163
Yeah.
1110
01:27:20,164 --> 01:27:21,363
No, no, no.
1111
01:27:21,364 --> 01:27:22,233
Well, okay, I'm talking
like double suicide.
1112
01:27:27,471 --> 01:27:29,371
Well, that's it.
1113
01:27:29,372 --> 01:27:31,273
Now, I honestly loved Kat
1114
01:27:31,274 --> 01:27:33,042
so, I don't want
this to sound mean
1115
01:27:33,043 --> 01:27:36,011
but, my life is
better without her
1116
01:27:36,012 --> 01:27:38,681
and it's not just
because she was insane.
1117
01:27:38,682 --> 01:27:42,352
It takes two to make
a relationship crazy.
1118
01:27:42,353 --> 01:27:46,556
Something I
wanted to show you.
1119
01:27:47,524 --> 01:27:49,593
There's this theory,
that the universe
1120
01:27:49,594 --> 01:27:51,728
doesn't just break
up in the end.
1121
01:27:51,729 --> 01:27:53,395
But, there's actually
a new universe
1122
01:27:53,396 --> 01:27:55,364
growing inside of this one,
1123
01:27:55,365 --> 01:27:56,532
and eventually it'll just push
1124
01:27:56,533 --> 01:27:59,669
the old one outta the way.
1125
01:27:59,670 --> 01:28:03,640
Creation,
constantly rewriting itself.
1126
01:28:05,009 --> 01:28:08,311
I like that.
1127
01:28:29,332 --> 01:28:31,234
My life is better without her.
1128
01:28:33,203 --> 01:28:36,840
Hello.
1129
01:28:37,507 --> 01:28:39,475
What happened?
1130
01:28:39,476 --> 01:28:42,344
My god, are you okay?
1131
01:28:42,345 --> 01:28:44,380
Yeah, yeah, I know
where that is.
1132
01:28:44,381 --> 01:28:45,881
No, no, I'm gonna
come to get you,
1133
01:28:45,882 --> 01:28:47,384
alright, just stay there.
1134
01:28:47,385 --> 01:28:49,052
Yes, in my car.
1135
01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:06,003
No, no, god no.
1136
01:29:40,637 --> 01:29:41,871
I made it.
1137
01:29:41,872 --> 01:29:44,741
Are you alright?
1138
01:29:45,576 --> 01:29:50,046
I got a cell phone
now so, that's cool.
1139
01:29:51,548 --> 01:29:53,617
What's up though?
1140
01:29:53,618 --> 01:29:56,888
You said there was an
emergency, you were in trouble?
1141
01:29:56,889 --> 01:29:58,822
I got left here.
1142
01:29:58,823 --> 01:30:01,358
Yeah, and?
1143
01:30:01,359 --> 01:30:05,129
I need a ride.
1144
01:30:10,467 --> 01:30:13,636
I didn't even
know you were back.
1145
01:30:13,637 --> 01:30:15,604
You know my car broke
down on the way here.
1146
01:30:15,605 --> 01:30:18,675
I had to get a ride
with some weird guy,
1147
01:30:18,676 --> 01:30:21,111
he was like some sort
of like faith healer,
1148
01:30:21,112 --> 01:30:22,746
and he put the car
on cruise control,
1149
01:30:22,747 --> 01:30:25,282
and he tried to expel
demons from my forehead.
1150
01:30:25,283 --> 01:30:28,952
Enough with this bullshit, okay?
1151
01:30:28,953 --> 01:30:33,090
Seriously, why'd you call me?
1152
01:30:35,826 --> 01:30:39,295
I'm back.
1153
01:30:39,296 --> 01:30:43,033
Take me home.
1154
01:30:56,180 --> 01:30:58,014
So, who left you?
1155
01:30:58,015 --> 01:31:00,750
Was it your new boyfriend?
1156
01:31:00,751 --> 01:31:03,819
David will take me
back, he's a big pussy.
1157
01:31:03,820 --> 01:31:07,490
Right, cause I'm a
big comfy vagina?
1158
01:31:09,961 --> 01:31:14,063
I can't do this, not again.
1159
01:31:14,064 --> 01:31:17,534
But, you'll survive,
you always do.
1160
01:31:26,711 --> 01:31:28,611
Stay, alright, stay right here
1161
01:31:28,612 --> 01:31:31,782
and don't even think
about following me.
1162
01:31:39,622 --> 01:31:40,857
Go.
1163
01:31:40,858 --> 01:31:42,725
Okay, you need some help?
1164
01:31:42,726 --> 01:31:46,564
Go.
1165
01:31:50,701 --> 01:31:53,103
You know how much I gave to you?
1166
01:31:53,104 --> 01:31:56,305
Do you?
1167
01:31:56,306 --> 01:31:59,943
No, no, no more.
1168
01:32:08,085 --> 01:32:11,055
No more.
1169
01:32:51,862 --> 01:32:55,432
Alright, I can't
write when it's messy.
1170
01:33:07,912 --> 01:33:10,614
You believe that, don't you?
82546
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