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MR BRITTLES: Open up, in the name of
His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd!
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GUARD:
Alright, guv...
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[GUARD SNEEZES]
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Blow, blow, blow on snow.
My wish will come tomorrow!
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I want a bear.
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Now you, Jennifer.
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Snow-wishes are for babies.
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Gimme a break. I'm only seven.
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All right, Tiger.
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I wish that none of us
are sent to the Troll Wars.
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Oh, I... I wish for that as well.
Obviously.
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Then you should behave yourself.
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Next time someone picks you,
don't steal their cakes.
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You don't think
they will come after me?
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[KNOCKS AT DOOR]
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Er, Happy Festivus, Mr Brittles.
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I bring a gift for the orphans from
His Royal Wondrousness, King Snodd.
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How kind.
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The children will write
and thank him.
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Well, goodnight then.
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Our business is not concluded.
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MR BRITTLES: Track him down
and ask him in person myself...
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MOTHER XENOBIA:
Every child in my orphanage
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is of exemplary character!
- Lies!
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MOTHER XENOBIA:
That is absolutely not proven!
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Rejected orphans belong to the King!
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Now listen up,
all you horrible, parentless, unloved
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and rejected little things!
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One of you ate cakes
that did not belong to you.
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That child now belongs to the King.
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Which one of you was it?
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Undisciplined!
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You'll learn discipline
on the battlefront fighting trolls!
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Was it you?
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What's your name?
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G... G... G... Gordon.
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G... G... G... Gordon.
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Which child ate cake, Gordon?
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I want an answer
or I'll take every child in here!
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Five! Four! Three!
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Was it you, boy?
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Say it! Say it!
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It was me.
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Errant girl. Come to Mr Brittles.
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Come on then.
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Yes. I can see it in you.
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Something that
hasn't been broken in.
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But they'll fix that.
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No! No! No! She's lying!
It was me!
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Shut up, Tiger. Lie down.
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He'll take you both... Lie down.
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No! I ate the cake. I did! Me!
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Bring her!
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Jennifer! Jennifer!
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Please, Mr Brittles. Jennifer is...
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Mine. She's mine. One more word
and I'll take them all, I swear it.
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TIGER PRAWNS:
Jennifer!
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MR BRITTLES:
Come on!
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Wait 'til you get to the Troll Wars.
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Minus 50 degrees in summer.
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Your tears freeze
on your cheekbones.
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Good evening.
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I've come to select an orphan
for, er... indentured servitude.
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MR BRITTLES:
Talk to the old hag.
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Well, as it happens,
I'm rather keen on the girl
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that you are about to put
in that cage.
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Too bad. She belongs to the King.
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She looks cold.
You ought to provide her with a coat.
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Lock her in. Let's get going.
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To cage a 12-year-old girl,
it's... it's unpleasant.
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But to deny her a coat
is downright cruel.
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Oh... I'll take that as a compliment.
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ZAMBINI: Jennifer deserves better,
don't you think?
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Remind me, Miss Strange.
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What was it that your friend
made his, erm, snow-wish for?
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He wished for a bear.
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A bear?
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Polar or grizzly?
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Brown bear or black'?
Magic requires precision!
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Erm... Polar!
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[BEAR GROWLS]
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ZAMBINI:
One final thing, Mr Brittles.
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I've made you into a bear. Sorry.
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But now I will make you into
a gentleman.
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Offer the lady your coat.
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Oh, come, come...
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There we go.
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Oh yes... Good.
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JENNIFER:
What's going to happen to me?
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ZAMBINI:
I am the Great Zambini
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and you, Miss Strange,
will be my new assistant.
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JENNIFER:
Where are we going?
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You'll see. You'll see.
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These magical barrier stones...
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prevent humans
from entering the Dragonlands.
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What's inside them?
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Dragons. Look!
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[DRAGON ROARS]
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They are the soul of magic, Jennifer.
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But they're dying out.
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This is my life's work.
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We must do something to help them.
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Will you assist me
in my endeavours, Miss Strange?
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Oh good.
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[HE LAUGHS]
- Good.
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And more of those, thank you.
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Welcome to Gazam,
an employment agency for sorcerers.
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The last of its kind
in the Kingdom of Hereford.
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I employ two full-time practitioners.
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The wizard Moobin
and the venerable Lady Mawgon.
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They are both rather odd
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but then they're wizards,
so it's to be expected.
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Welcome aboard, Jennifer.
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This is a house Moobin, not a ship.
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Come on, let's get some tea.
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ZAMBINI: Zambini Towers has been
their home and mine for many years.
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And now. Jennifer.
It will be your home as well,.
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Wizidrical power is limited, you see.
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We can only use what's available.
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So we measure it using this...
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But magic is waning
and work is drying up.
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These days. drain cleaner
is cheaper than a spell
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electricity is all the rage
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even magic carpets have been reduced
to delivering pizzas.
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Powerful wizards who could
once control the weather
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now scratch a living
doing home improvements
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plumbing and rewiring.
Enchanted gutter cleaning and party tricks.
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Yet the magic of
the Dragonlands boundary stones
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is as strong as ever
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and a good thing too
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as land is valuable
and the kingdom is greedy.
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As our indentured orphan
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you are to be entrusted with
a small creature of your own.
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The Quarkbeast.
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Fiercely loyal and. well. just fierce.
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[ZAMBINI SPEAKS QUIETLY]
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If you work diligently. study hard
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and tolerate an employer
who's obsessed by dragons
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we hope your time at Gazam
will be happy and lasting.
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[MACHINE CRACKLES]
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[QUARKBEAST BARKS]
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Don't get any closer.
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Seven-point-three.
- Seven-point-three.
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Mm-hmm.
- That's low.
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There's been no sign of Finklehorn
since last winter.
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If he's died,
that only leaves Maltcassion.
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And... he's very old.
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I wonder if the dragons dying out
is causing the decline of magic?
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[HE CHUCKLES]
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What?
- You've become rather clever.
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I have some business to attend in town.
- Can I come with you?
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Not on this occasion, no.
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See you at home then.
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I'm roasting mutton for dinner.
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ZAMBINI: Mmm! In that case,
I shall return with an appetite!
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[CLOCK CUCKOOS]
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Look for anything
that might explain where he's gone!
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MOOBIN: Look! Look!
His favourite shoes are missing!
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I think those were on his feet.
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LADY MAWGON AND MOOBIN:
Zambini!
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THEY SHOUT:
Zambini!
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Hello? Zambini?
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JENNIFER:
There must be a spell you could do.
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Some kind of finding charm?
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Oh, don't be ridiculous!
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I've never known magic
so appallingly weak.
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Anything?
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Any news at all?
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Nothing about Zambini...
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[QUARKBEAST WHINES]
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We have been offered
an electrical rewiring job...
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Oh...
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I think she's having doubts.
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Afternoon.
I'm Jennifer Strange.
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WOMAN: My husband thinks
we should get a normal electrician
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but my dad always swore by
magical rewirings
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so... I don't know.
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Madam, with due respect
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an electrician
will carve holes in your walls
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dig up your carpets and kick up
enough dust to choke your petunias.
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A magical rewiring is cost-effective
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traditional, clean,
and it's all done in an hour!
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They seem quite odd.
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They're wizards.
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If they seemed normal,
you'd be asking for your money back.
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Alright. Alright then.
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Very important
that they not be disturbed.
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[MOOBIN SCREAMS]
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Moobin! Concentrate!
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I'm having a vision!
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[MOOBIN SCREAMS]
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[EVERYONE SCREAMS]
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Moobin!
- My house!
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I'm gonna sue you
for every penny you've got!
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Jennifer, I saw the last dragon.
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He's going to be killed on Sunday.
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[SCREECHING SOUND]
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[SCREECHING SOUND]
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Your highness! Your highness!
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Your humble Seer has received a vision!
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I'll have you burnt before breakfast!
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Waking me!
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If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times -
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what are you never to do?
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SEER:
Knock on your bedchamber.
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KING SNODD:
Knock on my bedchamber!
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Wake up, lock him in!
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Sire, please! Argh!
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I had a vision!
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Of your own death?!
How dare you wake me!
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No, No, No, No!
A vision of the dragon's death.
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What did you say?
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Maltcassion, the last dragon,
will violate the Dragon Pact.
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The Official Dragonslayer
will slay Maltcassion
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using the sword Exhorbitus
at noon on Sunday.
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And then the Dragonlands
can be claimed!
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Yes!
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And I might double the size
of my own kingdom!
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Yes! Might Sire release me now?
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And the Dragonlands will be
up for grabs!
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Yes.
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Send for the Official Dragonslayer.
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I am so pleased
to have pleased you.
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You have pleased me.
You have pleased me greatly.
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So I shall limit myself
to just the one coconut.
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Normally my visions are about
football score predictions.
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Oh, but the death of a dragon!
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The last dragon.
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Zambini would be devastated.
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I wouldn't worry too much, Jennifer.
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I could be wrong. I usually am.
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Oh honestly, Moobin,
who has a prophetic vision
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in the middle of a job?
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Oh! What fresh hell is this?
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[ZAMBINI SCREAMS]
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Help him, Moobin! Help him!
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I can't! I can't!
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JENNIFER: He didn't have time
to write anything.
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The spell that bound him...
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You could see it drain him
every second he fought it.
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What was he trying to tell us?
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I just feel so utterly helpless.
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It's the death of the dragon, isn't it?
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Zambini and I talked about it.
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They might take magic with them
when they go.
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Where... where are you going?
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If magic dies with the dragon,
we'll never get Zambini back.
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Yes, but what can you do?
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You're a non-magical indentured orphan
whose only talent is for tea and toast.
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I'm going to stop the Dragonslayer.
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[CROWD SHOUTS]
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REPORTER:
We are reporting live
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from the historic and almost forgotten
Dragonslayer Headquarters
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where Sir Grifflon,
the King's top knight and popstar
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has arrived to summon
the kingdom's Official Dragonslayer.
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This just hours after a spate of
synchronized visions
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affected every seer in Hereford
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foretelling that
the last dragon would be killed
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at the hands of the Dragonslayer.
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I'm sorry, Sir Grifflon.
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The slayer is nowhere to be found.
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[SIR GRIFFLON SIGHS]
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We've knocked and everything.
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Do you want to be the one
who informs King Snodd?
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We'll keep looking, m'lord.
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GUARD:
I'll deal with her.
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No, no, no.
Got to give something back.
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You there!
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Name?
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Jennifer Strange.
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My new film reel is out in October.
Tell all of your little friends, yeah?
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I don't have any friends.
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Yeah, well,
just spread the word then.
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I'm looking for the Dragonslayer.
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Oh. Guilty as charged.
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My formal title is
His Majesty's Official Dragonslayer
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Overseer Of The Dragon Pact.
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But you can call me Brian.
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Has no one found you back here?
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Oh, a very basic distraction charm,
nothing special.
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Only took me, ooh,
50 years to master.
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I'm older than I look.
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Sir. You will be aware of the vision
that many wizards received.
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Oh, about the slaying this Sunday.
A very exciting prophecy.
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Please don't do it.
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I mean, I'm begging you
not to slay the dragon.
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If the dragon dies and magic ends -
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Well, that is a big "if".
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I can't let you do it.
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I like your spirit.
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Let me show you around.
Come on, this way.
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Now then, here you go...
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Ooh, mind out.
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So...
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Ta-da!
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Copper spikes.
Dragons don't like it.
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Magical six-cog engine.
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Yeah, apart from that,
it's in mint condition.
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After all, it's never been used.
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This is the sword Exhorbitus.
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Cuts through anything, even magic.
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Yeah, last fella who visited -
he was very interested in this.
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A sort of wizardish-sounding name.
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What was the name?
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Oh, the Great Zambini
or something.
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Yeah. Came six, seven years ago.
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Wanted to know all about
the Dragonslayer lineage.
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What else did Zambini say -
- Ah-ah-ah!
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All questions will be answered
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in this short induction film I made
when I first got the job.
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With all due respect,
I'm only here to stop you.
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Take a seat.
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[MOOSE GROWLS]
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Oh. I think he likes you.
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But...
- Shh-shh-shh. Film's starting.
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[FILM MUSIC PLAYS]
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BRIAN:
Dragons.
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They ate the sheep
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stole treasure from our kings
and even ate people.
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People didn't enjoy that much.
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Knights tried their best
to slay them
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but the more dragons they killed,
the more the dragons thrived!
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Enter Shandar,
the greatest wizard who ever lived.
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He met with the King and promised
to solve the dragon problem
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for 18 wagons of gold.
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Shandar met with the dragons
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and discovered that they wanted
a kingdom all of their own.
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And so the dragons and Shandar
pooled their magic
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and forged the Dragon Pact.
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Barrier stones where created
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to prevent any humans
from entering the dragons' land.
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The dragons would remain free
to fly beyond the boundary
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but if a dragon ever violates
the Pact
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by harming a human
or human property
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then the Official Dragonslayer
is called to action.
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As the only two humans permitted
to cross into the Dragonlands
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the Dragonslayer and their Assistant
must seek out the offending dragon
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and slay it!
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I just want to add
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it took me nearly three years
to make this film
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so feel free to clap. Yeah.
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[MOOSE GROWLS]
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It's sort of ironic,
seeing how you feel about dragons
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given you'll be the first of us
to actually slay one.
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I'm sorry?
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Look at the base of the blade.
What do you see written there?
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That is every Slayer
since the role was first created.
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What's that one
down there at the bottom?
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Your name as been on this sword
for the last 300 years.
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This is a mistake.
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Only the Slayer and their Assistant
can wield Exhorbitus.
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If this was a mistake,
you'd be burnt to ashes by now.
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This can't be right.
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Zambini would have...
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. said something.
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[FILM ROLLS]
- [JENNIFER GASPS]
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Sorry I couldn't stick around, Jennifer
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but after you take Exhorbitus,
I'll seriously start to feel my age.
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I was 153 at my last birthday.
360
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Oh, and, er, sorry for collapsing
into a pile of dust and bones.
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There's a dustpan and brush
in the utility room, so...
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That's the sort of thing
your Official Assistant could do.
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You should get one of those.
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Good luck, girlie.
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You'll do the right thing
when the time comes.
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I am not slaying the dragon!
367
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Hello again, you.
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You are going to love King Snodd.
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Super, super good at ruling.
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He just wants a little chinwag.
You up for it?
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And if I'm not...?
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You're up for it! Great decision.
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[CALMING TAPE PLAYS]
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Sire!
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Sire!
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Sire!
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Sire!
- [KING SNODD GRUNTS]
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Ah... Jennifer Strange.
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Drop some bow-age.
Drop some bow-age.
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Ah, Jennifer Strange!
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Thank you for accepting
my invitation.
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They stuffed me in the sack.
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A forced invitation is still an invitation.
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And today is
a very special day for me.
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For I'm meeting
my Official Royal Dragonslayer.
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Yes.
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May I just say how much I really dig
the way everyone is connecting in here?
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It feels lifelong.
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You know, tight buds,
going on their...
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KING SNODD:
Yes.
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Jennifer, as your King and ruler
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I have one request
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concerning your slaying of
the world's last dragon.
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Killing the dragon might end magic.
395
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,010
Magic? Well, magic's fading.
No one much misses that.
396
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,361
Now, marketing -
that's the new magic.
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00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,405
Imagine two cans
of identical fizzy pop.
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One sells millions,
the other one flops.
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00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,768
And now that's all down to marketing.
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00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,088
And land, well, that's magic too.
401
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:58,889
And I intend to turn the Dragonlands into
shopping precincts and fortresses.
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00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,082
You don't need a wizard for that. Ha!
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00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,250
Wizard...
- [SEER LAUGHS]
404
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,601
The Pact says
if the border stones fall
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the Dragonlands can be claimed
by anyone.
406
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,082
Yeah. Well, I've got land tanks.
407
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,849
Which pretty much gives me the edge
over my loyal subjects.
408
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,090
Now, you are to hire Sir Grifflon
as your Official Assistant.
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00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,282
What? Really? Me?
410
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,970
That... Gosh, that is...
411
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,048
Me? That is a surprise.
412
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,764
But yeah, great!
413
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,928
How about it, princess? Hey?
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00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,405
No, thanks.
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00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:34,049
There will be no slaying,
Your Highest Highness.
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00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,050
You dare to defy your King?
417
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,725
Seize her!
418
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,524
Feed her to the trolls,
get her out of here.
419
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,050
And you better like
the taste of coconuts!
420
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,491
Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire...
421
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,965
Sire, please,
a tiny urgent word?
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00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,889
She is the Dragonslayer.
423
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,049
And without a Slayer to slay it,
who knows when a dragon might die'?
424
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,048
Er... decades? Longer?
425
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,570
Alright. Whoa!
- [KING SNODD LAUGHS]
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00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,045
I was just testing you!
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00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,401
Release her, you idiots!
Bring her back
428
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,841
Don't you just love him, Jennifer?
429
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,360
A king-sized sense of humour. Sire.
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00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,688
KING SNODD:
Jennifer, I'd like to offer you a deal.
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00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,643
Ten thousand gold pieces
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00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,365
your freedom from servitude,
by order of the King...
433
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,041
I could get you a new... er...
What?
434
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,730
Er... a date with Sir Grifflon?
435
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,842
Ah yes. A date with Sir Grifflon.
436
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,851
Yowsa! Love is in the air!
437
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,727
All this for agreeing,
for Sir Grifflon to be your Assistant.
438
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,201
I mean, this is the easiest decision
you'll ever make.
439
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,164
[COCONUT CRUNCHES]
440
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,881
Take a day or two
to think it over, yeah?
441
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,445
It's thinking that rocks.
442
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,970
Don't mind him.
He's a bit of a hothead.
443
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,525
He'll be peachy
once he calms down.
444
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560
Come on.
445
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,085
So long, girlfriend.
446
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,002
STALL HOLDER: Gramophones!
Cutting-edge gramophones!
447
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,291
Come and take a look!
448
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,005
You've never seen
anything like them in your life!
449
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,088
Sorry to swoop on you,
Jennifer darling, but...
450
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,441
I am in the grip of
a rather testing situation.
451
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,485
Do you remember Tiger Prawns?
452
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,921
Hello, Tiger.
You haven't changed.
453
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,246
Hello, Jennifer.
454
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,531
It's nice to see you again.
455
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,211
You too, Tiger.
456
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,046
He's been sent back.
457
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,922
Again?
458
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,961
Again.
459
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,924
MOTHER XENOBIA:
Third time, actually.
460
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,849
And if I can't get him placed
somewhere by nightfall
461
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,484
the King's men will take him.
462
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,444
But the good news is I have found
somewhere that will have him.
463
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,289
A television station, no less.
464
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,562
Oh... Oh. er... Stop.!
465
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,930
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
466
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,089
NEWS ANCHOR:
Hereford news can now reveal
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00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,169
that the girl who will slay the dragon
is a teenage indentured orphan
468
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,567
known by the name of
Jennifer Strange.
469
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,491
Come back soon
for our exclusive interview with her!
470
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,009
An exclusive television interview
is their price?
471
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,644
For taking him. Yes.
472
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,641
Despite him being
very, very irritating
473
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,481
I really don't want to lose this one
to the Troll Wars.
474
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,408
We both know
you'll help him, Jennifer.
475
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,249
You're too kind for your own good.
476
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,367
TV CREW MEMBER:
Testing... testing...
477
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,400
Everyone alright?
Everyone happy?
478
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,965
Yep.
- Happy. happy, happy? Great.
479
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,366
[CROWD CHEERS]
480
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,400
Those bags! Were you asleep?
481
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,209
This is a lot of people.
482
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,368
They've started camping
along the border.
483
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,528
Everyone wants to be in pole position
to claim some land
484
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,925
once the nasty thing's dead.
485
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,371
That "thing" is called Maltcassion.
486
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,845
Yeah, that's nice, right. Sit down.
487
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,165
Okay, everyone, we're on,
in five, four, three...
488
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,160
Wait! I don't even know
what I'm supposed to be...
489
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,125
[TV JINGLE PLAYS]
490
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,084
Hermione Twizzle here
on the border of the Dragonlands
491
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,841
for a super-special,
super-exclusive, little chat
492
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,884
with the girl who's going to kill
a dragon on Sunday.
493
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,809
[CROWD CHEERS]
494
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,451
I know the crowd here
is crazy to meet her.
495
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,881
It's Jennifer Strange, everybody!
496
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,490
[CROWD CHEERS]
497
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,411
Okay! Settle down, everyone.
498
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,364
Okay, first question.
And it's a big one.
499
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,321
What are you going to wear
to kill the dragon?
500
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,009
Is it like a really nasty,
bulky armour thing
501
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,967
or can you twin your weapons with
something cute like a mini-skirt?
502
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,446
[CROWD WHISTLES]
503
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,169
Maybe a scarf could really help
your sword "pop"?
504
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,240
Look, I want to make this clear.
505
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,849
I'm not going to kill the dragon.
506
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,450
[CROWD GASPS]
507
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,802
Not unless it violates the Pact,
which looks very unlikely.
508
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,241
But Sunday is Slay Day!
We've all made costumes.
509
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,122
CROWD:
Yeah!
510
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,242
Everyone should just go home
511
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,009
and stop hoping for
the death of the dragon.
512
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,610
[CROWD SHOUT]
513
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,130
It's the soul of magic!
514
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,691
What the hell are you doing?
515
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,406
Give them what they want!
516
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,249
The dragon's a goner!
517
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,044
[CROWD CHEERS]
- She's just playing with you.
518
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,241
I am not!
519
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,725
Don't you chicken out!
520
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,923
Killing that dragon's my only chance
of getting some land!
521
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,851
I dream of building
a pay-by-the-hour car park!
522
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,201
[CROWD CHEERS]
523
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,208
You cow!
524
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,082
[GLASS SMASHES]
525
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,930
Hey, if we kill her,
then we get a new Slayer!
526
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,200
[CROWD CHEERS]
527
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,922
Jennifer!
- Take Tiger to Zambini Towers!
528
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,161
Tell them he's to replace me!
529
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,682
[CROWD IS SILENCED]
530
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,410
[CROWD SHOUTS]
531
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,761
[CROWD IS SILENCED]
532
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,963
Moobin! Moobin, where are you?
What are you doing?
533
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,361
Look!
534
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,046
What is it?
535
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,404
It's the note that Zambini wrote.
536
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,965
Or rather tried to write.
537
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,650
MOOBIN:
"My darling Jennifer"...
538
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,321
He didn't get very far, did he'?
- Turn it over.
539
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,291
It's a receipt!
540
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,845
And the date is
the day he disappeared.
541
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,248
And quite possibly it's from
the last place he visited.
542
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,800
A seeing spell, perhaps?
543
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,731
If we can manage it.
544
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,765
We have to find him, Moobin.
545
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,610
I... I don't think the girl can cope
without him.
546
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,043
You're not worried about her,
are you, Tilly?
547
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,801
Of course not!
548
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,365
I'm a bit worried about her.
549
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,164
Being the Dragonslayer's
a lot of pressure
550
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,602
and she's got the whole of the kingdom
bullying her into doing the deed.
551
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,962
Yes, and she is not even grown up.
552
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,602
But you're not worried about her?
- No!
553
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,401
Now, would you kindly collect
all the apparatus we need
554
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,522
and stop being such an appalling ass!
555
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,763
The last Dragonslayer seeks an audience
with the last dragon!
556
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,046
[MALTCASSION GROWLS]
557
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,682
I should tell you...
I'm not here to slay you today.
558
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,971
[MALTCASSION LAUGHS]
559
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,762
It's not Sunday yet, is it?
560
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,484
[MALTCASSION LAUGHS]
561
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,204
Did you get the vision too'?
562
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,730
Dragons have a talent for visions.
563
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:54,286
Now, tell me, what brings you here
so prematurely?
564
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,765
My employer, the Great Zambini,
has been magically trapped.
565
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,042
But I thought,
with you being the soul of magic...
566
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,840
Please.
567
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,248
I'll give you anything you want
if you'll help me.
568
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,886
[MALTCASSION GROWLS]
569
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,688
He was like a father to me.
570
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,882
I'd sooner roast than stop trying.
571
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,206
Bold.
572
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,891
Perhaps ours will be
a glorious battle after all.
573
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,809
There will be no battle.
574
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,282
Now, will you help me?
575
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:37,046
That kind of magic would tax
even the most powerful young dragons.
576
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,281
My time is nearly over.
577
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,001
I am old and my magic is weak.
578
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,804
I cannot help.
579
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,930
You will face me on Sunday.
580
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,966
No.
581
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,442
I would never end magic!
582
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,643
If you fail to face me, Dragonslayer
583
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,090
then magic will destroy the kingdom.
584
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,370
Everyone you love will perish.
585
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,569
That is the truth.
586
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,926
[PLATES SMASH]
587
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,402
LADY MAWGON:
Jennifer! Jennifer! I need you!
588
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,044
Now, you get down, you.
589
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,401
[LADY MAWGON SHOUTS]
590
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,726
Ee, Gods!
What have you sent us?
591
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,168
I thought we might need
an orphan to tend the house
592
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,326
while I'm the Dragonslayer.
593
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,207
Where's Moobin?
594
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,207
Moobin?
- [QUARKBEAST BARKS]
595
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,449
This boy... I told him
to get tea and gin and biscuits.
596
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,084
And that's what she got.
597
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,407
All mixed up together in a tea cup!
598
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,330
The last of the biscuits!
Nearly the end of the gin!
599
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,284
I tried it. Now I'm all spinny.
600
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,167
Tiger, you shouldn't be drinking gin.
601
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,804
It might be the biscuits.
602
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,684
Now... who wants to fight
or dance?
603
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,645
Well! This creature is a crisis
in human form!
604
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,411
I don't care
if you are the Dragonslayer
605
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,363
I want a better service than this
606
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,131
otherwise I'm sending both of you
back to the orphanage!
607
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,643
Yes, it's a sword, but it's
also a nail file and a mascara!
608
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,569
LADY MAWGON:
Magic is being very strange.
609
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,364
JENNIFER:
I'll put Tiger Prawns to bed.
610
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,163
See if you can find a pillow for him.
611
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,848
He's going to have a cracking head
in the morning.
612
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,970
And he'll deserve it!
613
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:52,244
It's been a very, very long day.
614
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,730
[TIGER PRAWNS HICCUPS]
615
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,491
[MOOBIN CHANTS]
616
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,887
Oh...
617
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,887
I spent a serious amount
of my boyhood
618
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,606
trying to turn this into
a self-replenishing biscuit tin.
619
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,523
And now,
with magic on the rise again
620
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,927
I thought why not dust off the dream?
621
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,644
Rather foolish of me, I know.
622
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,481
Is there something on your mind,
Miss Dragonslayer?
623
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,445
How much of Hereford do you think
it'd be okay to destroy
624
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,608
in order to save one person?
625
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,085
[HE LAUGHS]
626
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,409
That's a wonderful question.
627
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,683
It's one I've asked myself
many, many times.
628
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,962
I think I could allow someone to, erm,
destroy, say, a fifth of my kingdom
629
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,287
for someone they really loved.
630
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,567
But not the whole thing?
631
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,807
That'd be pushing it a little bit,
wouldn't it?
632
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,320
[OWL HOOTS]
- It's nearly midnight.
633
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,045
If we're gonna do a seeing spell,
we ought to go.
634
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,922
What?
635
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,281
The thing Zambini dropped
was a receipt.
636
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,963
We think we know where he was
the day that he disappeared.
637
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,405
LADY MAWGON:
You sure this is the right place?
638
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,840
JENNIFER: This is the StuffCo branch
that was on the receipt.
639
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,046
But it's closed.
640
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,970
Oh! Oh, I can see that
with my own eyes!
641
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,490
Bloody stupid observation!
642
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,046
Anyway, that's what
a seeing spell is for.
643
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,560
Provided you're standing
in the right acre
644
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,807
the spell can show you
events from the past.
645
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,727
Sirius in the ascendancy, Tilly.
646
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,000
Focus, Moobin.
647
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,161
Zambini's“ final
648
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,170
before he disappeared.
649
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,970
Oh, there!
650
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,451
Oh, by Shandar, that was quick!
651
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,360
[JENNIFER GASPS]
652
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,770
MOOBIN:
It's not him, Jennifer.
653
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,247
It's just a vision of
what once was.
654
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,044
[ZAMBINI GASPS]
- No, no, no!
655
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,889
[HE SCREAMS]
656
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,531
Did the spell break?
657
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,527
No, it did not.
658
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,641
So where did he go?
659
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,206
He disappeared,
and right on this spot.
660
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,410
And he tried to run.
661
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,648
LADY MAWGON: Trapped,
by persons of vast magical power.
662
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,886
In a bloody supermarket,
of all places.
663
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,526
Jennifer?
664
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,891
Go back to sleep.
665
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,763
But I need my luggage.
666
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,046
My first night here,
I couldn't sleep either.
667
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,163
Because I was used to you
and the others all snoring next to me
668
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,770
and it was too quiet here.
669
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,811
But I didn't want to complain,
so I just lay here awake.
670
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,481
And in the morning,
he saw I was tired
671
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,522
and I think he figured out why
672
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,324
because he said: "Jennifer...
673
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,124
if you're to live with three old farts
674
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,401
you ought to have something younger
to boss around...
675
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,129
And then one day, by the border stones,
he gave me the Quarkbeast.
676
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,128
And he let him sleep in my room
677
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,403
even though Lady Mawgon called it
a travesty of hygiene.
678
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,010
[SHE LAUGHS]
679
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,049
I think I'd always wondered
what it was like to have a mum or a dad.
680
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,922
But you don't like
to think about that.
681
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,611
But then it was in that first week
682
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,402
I was in the garden
with my new Quarkbeast
683
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,090
trying to make him sit
684
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,724
with Zambini standing there
laughing at me
685
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,522
and I suddenly realized...
686
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,568
Oh.. right.
687
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,567
So this is what it's like.
688
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,724
It's exactly this.
689
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,244
And I burst into tears
690
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,850
and he came over
and he picked me up
691
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,405
and he hugged me.
692
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,806
And I just knew that one day
when I'd be grown up
693
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,571
and free to leave,
I wouldn't want to leave him.
694
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,966
Not ever.
695
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,761
Do you understand?
696
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,082
Just like I love my Polar bear?
697
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,330
Something like that.
698
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,685
Now go back to sleep.
699
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,805
Goodnight, candle.
700
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,121
JENNIFER:
Can I ask you...
701
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,289
Did you only bring me home
because my name was on that sword?
702
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,926
Am I just some part
of some plan of yours?
703
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,005
Because I thought...
- [BELL TOLLS]
704
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,528
I sort of hoped I might be...
705
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,810
I can't hear anything!
706
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,685
Please, I can't hear you!
707
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,171
[DOORBELL RINGS]
708
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,287
Yes?
709
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,527
You did a rewiring job
for my client.
710
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,961
She's suing you
for 500 gold pieces.
711
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,365
Suing us?
712
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,209
LAWYER: Send the money
to the address in that envelope.
713
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,811
We already have nothing.
Now we'll have even less!
714
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,001
Oh, sorry. If I may?
715
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,769
Are you not together?
- Oh, no, no, no.
716
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,801
No, far from it.
717
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,649
I'm your new Assistant,
Miss Strange.
718
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,726
Do I know you?
719
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,046
Yeah. Erm, we...
720
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,805
We were orphans together.
721
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,441
Gordon.
722
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,847
Um... G... G... Gordon.
723
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,962
I was bit older.
A bit shy...
724
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,250
Erm, I took the liberty of visiting
the site of the accident
725
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,281
and I have questions.
726
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,729
Your client had a duty of care
to these wizards.
727
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,286
Did she take precautions
to shield them from distractions?
728
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,210
My client's home was destroyed...
- Hmm, I'll assume the answer is no.
729
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,651
Are you 18, Miss Strange?
730
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,050
No. You see, Miss Strange is
therefore not old enough
731
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,127
to legally sign a contract
732
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,482
invalidating any contract that your client
believes she has with this agency.
733
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,126
Consequently, I cite
the 1743 Act of Magical Licensing
734
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,090
indemnifying wizards
against casual magical damage.
735
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,969
Finally - this.
736
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,486
I'll give your client one clay to withdraw
suit, apologise, indemnify and recant
737
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,965
or I'll sue you!
738
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,720
Hmm!
739
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,806
Um... Your new Official Assistant?
740
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,806
Welcome aboard, Gordon!
- Ah!
741
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,471
Touche'. Well, I'll be
at the Dragon Station,
742
00:47:50,496 --> 00:47:52,246
just catching up on the paperwork.
Ciao.
743
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,486
I can't pay you.
744
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,171
Oh, I'll just take a cut
of the merchandising.
745
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,607
[HE MUMBLES]
746
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,606
What in the name of Shandar
is "merchandising"?
747
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,971
[BANGING SOUND]
748
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,166
MOOBIN:
Aha! It's happened! By Shandar!
749
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,200
What is it?!
750
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,170
I think it's a custard cream.
751
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,366
I just waggled me finger,
then this lot happened!
752
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:24,450
Moobin! I do not wish to go to my grave
decapitated by a ginger nut!
753
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,166
I can't stop it.
The magic's out of control.
754
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,449
Maybe if magic ends
it goes out with a bang.
755
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,331
Well, why aren't we all drinking tea,
for goodness' sake?!
756
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,050
[MOOBIN LAUGHS]
757
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,330
Can the death of the dragon
make magic unstable?
758
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,481
Zambini'd know, wouldn't he?
- He would.
759
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,882
We need his notebooks.
We need to open his study.
760
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,491
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Nothing will open that door.
761
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,682
We've tried magic, and pliers.
762
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,450
I recently inherited a sword
that's extremely good at cutting things.
763
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Oh!
764
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,128
No one's done the accounts
in about 300 years.
765
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,161
I'm having a great time.
766
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,009
Well... thank you, Gordon.
- Oh!
767
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,840
There you are!
768
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,565
Let's see how this handles a lock.
769
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,765
[SHE LAUGHS]
770
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,971
[TOOTH CLATTERS TO GROUND]
771
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,882
[PEOPLE TALK DOWNSTAIR]
772
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:47,760
Gordon?
773
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,920
[SHE GASPS]
774
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,406
BLACKLOCK:
The Slayer must die!
775
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,884
[THUMPING CONTINUES]
776
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,401
[HE GRUNTS]
777
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:01,926
[OBJECT CLATTERS TO GROUND]
778
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,011
[HE GROANS]
779
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,124
We weren't properly introduced.
780
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,247
I'm Jennifer Strange
and this is Gordon.
781
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,286
[GORDON GROANS]
782
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,850
The wizard Blacklock.
783
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,483
I've been chased by a mob,
threatened with royal execution
784
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,648
and now shot at with magical arrows.
785
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,768
I'm not exaggerating when I say
it's been a difficult few days.
786
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,402
So give me a compelling reason
not to chop your hands off.
787
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,162
You're going to kill the dragon.
788
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,089
The last dragon.
That is a terrible crime.
789
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,640
Put your hands out.
790
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,284
If you're gonna take my hands,
you'd better take my head as well.
791
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,165
I'd rather die than live
in a world without magic.
792
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,131
I've been trying my hardest
not to kill the dragon!
793
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,723
[SHE SIGHS]
- But even Maltcassion seems...
794
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,922
to want me to show up
with a sword this Sunday.
795
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,328
But... you're the Dragonslayer.
796
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,926
That's just my job title.
It's not my opinion.
797
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,208
My employer loved dragons.
798
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,451
He might have died for them.
799
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,764
So if anyone tries
to slay the dragon on Sunday
800
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,564
they're gonna have to get past me first.
801
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,367
[SHE GASPS]
802
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,324
You, young lady,
are completely wonderful.
803
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,922
I'm so sorry I tried to kill you.
804
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,121
You tried quite hard!
805
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,481
Well, I should have taken you out
for a coffee or something first.
806
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,487
Asked you a few questions.
807
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,763
But no. Stupid old Blacklock
goes charging in with his bow and arrow...
808
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,484
[SHE GIGGLES]
809
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,124
Apology accepted.
Oh!
810
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,925
[MOOSE GROWLS]
811
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,447
Oh. isn't he lovely?
812
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,011
Hey!
813
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,804
Do you like that?
Do you?
814
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,841
What should I do?
I want to honour Shandar's Pact.
815
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,281
But...
- Remember, Shandar forged the Pact
816
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,561
not for justice but for gold.
817
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,329
He may have been a great wizard
but he was also a greedy man.
818
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,966
You can't say that about Shandar!
819
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,480
Before the Pact,
there were hundreds of dragons.
820
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,730
Now just one remains
and he never leaves his own lands.
821
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,249
Something is rotten there.
822
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,528
[PEOPLE CHATTER]
823
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,648
ANNOUNCER:
Be sure to camp out, the perfect spot
824
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,129
so tomorrow you can be in prime position
to claim some land!
825
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,721
Tomorrow is Slay Day!
826
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,321
Last chance to grab your
"Slay Day is my Pay Day" souvenirs
827
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,330
t-shirts, tankards and pencils!
828
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,886
Roll up for your t-shirts,
tankards and pencils.
829
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:29,131
I have t-shirts in large, extra large
and extra, extra, extra large...
830
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,162
not that you need it, madam.
831
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,328
Feel free to come
and touch my goods...
832
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,406
This bottle is human-made.
833
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,128
But this belongs to a dragon.
834
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,720
Jen! Ah, ah, ah!
- [SHE GASPS]
835
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,406
The Slayerette!
- Not now!
836
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,886
I have to check something.
- Ah, ah, Dragonslayer!
837
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,729
Dragonslayer, ha-ha!
838
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:26,402
No, but... you are actually under arrest
for failing to pay council tax.
839
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,530
Babes, I know!
840
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,803
But the royal accountants say that the rates
on this building have never been paid
841
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,571
and as the Official Slayer,
you are on the line for that debt.
842
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,368
You owe 2,000 gold pieces.
843
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,409
Let me go!
- Babes, babes. Come on.
844
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,250
You get this isn't me, right?
845
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,681
I'm more of a fizzy wine
and sunsets kinda guy.
846
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,163
These guys are going to torture you
and I hate that.
847
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,320
Just make me your Official Assistant
and all this goes away.
848
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,720
[GUARD SCREAMS]
849
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,726
Excuse me? Sir Grifflon?
Erm... We do have the money.
850
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,171
We just need to collect it.
851
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,521
Erm... Sword handling is a perk
of being the Official Assistant.
852
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,881
I'm told it's a coveted role.
- JENNIFER: Yes.
853
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,760
Right.
854
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:29,409
Thank you, Gordon.
Let's get our... very many gold pieces.
855
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,080
STALLHOLDER:
You won't find fresher in StuffCo!
856
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,605
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
- [GORDON GASPS]
857
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,281
Sir Grifflon!
Oh my God, we love you so much!
858
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,287
Whoa!
- Thank you! Thank you!
859
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,089
Oi, Slayer.
Trying to not kill that dragon?
860
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,240
Ain't right.
861
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,689
You sorting her out, Sir G?
- Oh, everything's peachy, ladies.
862
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,041
Alright, look,
into the Wonderbarn, please.
863
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,521
Ah... fans!
864
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,803
I love them.
- [FANS SHOUT]
865
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,205
They're all real people to me,
you know?
866
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,240
GUARD:
Get lost!
867
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,961
The girl did have a point, though.
868
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,528
You are, you are a born Dragonslayer,
Jennifer, not a dragon-hugger. Ha-ha!
869
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,290
Why not drop this ridiculous Charade
870
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,766
about having 2,000 gold pieces
871
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,643
ditch the geek and slay the dragon
872
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,763
with a proper, hotter Assistant, like me.
873
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,611
Or not! That's also fine.
874
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,880
[CASH DESK BEEPS]
875
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,210
ANNOUNCER:
dragon chili chutney!
876
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,969
GORDON:
Oh, they're expecting us!
877
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,289
ANNOUNCER:
And fresh in today
878
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:35,962
our new range of Jennifer Strange
Dragonslayer merchandise.
879
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,126
Exlusive to StuffCo...
Why is my face...?
880
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,409
Trust me on this.
I'll explain later.
881
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,285
GORDON:
Oh, Mrs President, hello!
882
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,320
Hello, Gordon.
883
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,485
Here at StuffCo,
we are big fans, Jennifer.
884
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,890
There's just so most exciting brand synergy
with you and Fizzipop.
885
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,730
I mean, I ask you,
what drink could cool you down
886
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,764
after a dragon had blown fire
into your face?
887
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,491
Um, Fizzipop?
888
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,331
[SHE LAUGHS]
889
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,887
Exactly! In a can
or in a takeaway tankard!
890
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:08,920
[SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS]
891
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,566
ASSISTANT:
Pop this t-shirt on.
892
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,161
No, no, no. She's fine, she's fine.
- Get off!
893
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,806
If you have a better way
to raise 2,000 gold, then speak up.
894
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,968
Merchant! Where is the King's gold?
895
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,091
Er - bring the knight his money!
896
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,761
GORDON:
Money! Money!
897
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,922
ANNOUNCER: We have some incredible -
yes, incredible - things
898
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,724
for you here at StuffCo today.
899
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,046
One for two
on all Dragonslayer fizzy pop...
900
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,884
Yes, that's one for two...
901
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,885
GORDON: I trust everything is
to your satisfaction, Sir G?
902
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:51,451
Jennifer, we need
worldwide rights for a year
903
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,724
two guest appearances
at Fizzipop events
904
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,925
and the t-shirt does need to stay on
until the end of Slay Day.
905
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,200
Agreed?
906
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:03,887
[JENNIFER SIGHS]
907
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,208
[SHE LAUGHS]
908
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,480
Always a pleasure, Gordon.
909
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,645
PRESIDENT:
Now, time to do some filming!
910
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,890
Tim, you ready?
I'd like you to start from here.
911
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,720
The image we're looking for, Jennifer
912
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,447
is you sheltering from the flames
behind your shield
913
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,246
enjoying a nice cool can
of hawthorn-flavoured Fizzipop.
914
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,365
I'm being attacked by a dragon,
but I'm pausing to enjoy a soft drink?
915
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,365
Yeah, not "enjoying"
so much as "relishing".
916
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,050
Oh, relishing is very good.
917
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,481
Really savour those bubbles,
Miss Strange.
918
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,649
And the line, Miss Strange,
is written on the inside of your shield.
919
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,680
[SHE SIGHS]
920
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,769
Slaying a dragon?
First I'll drain my flagon.
921
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,007
A flagon of Fizzipop!
922
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,442
Sold! Somebody get me a can!
923
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,046
Sorry, was...
was just tying off the paperwork.
924
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,289
Hey, on the upside, you're not being
tortured in King Snodd's jail.
925
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,368
You seemed friendly
with the StuffCo lady.
926
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,724
Before I took this job with you,
I was an indentured orphan there.
927
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,810
Oh no, it's no biggie.
928
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,411
No, it feels like
half the kingdom works with them.
929
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,284
Look, the StuffCo President's
a good woman.
930
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,966
She looked after me
931
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,281
when she could have just treated me
like any other orphan.
932
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,251
It might sound... slushy to say it
933
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,805
but she was like a mother to me.
934
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,486
We're lucky, you know.
935
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,884
To have been indentured servants
for people who were kind to us.
936
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,765
Zambini treated me like...
937
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,690
Well...
- on.
938
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,846
He loved you.
939
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,406
Tomorrow I'm going to fail him.
- No, you won't.
940
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,728
I've tried to find him.
I've tried everything.
941
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,560
Something about this situation is off,
I can feel it in my gut
942
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,490
but I can't see what to do,
I can't see what the right thing...
943
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,520
Jennifer!
944
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,320
Jennifer..
945
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,649
Tomorrow, just stay away
from the Dragonlands.
946
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,640
If your instinct is not to kill the dragon,
then go with that.
947
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,968
If you think that'd make Zambini proud,
then ignore the pressure.
948
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,162
Refuse to go.
They can't make you.
949
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,681
I believe in you.
950
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,891
Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.
951
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,764
I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have...
- I'd better go home.
952
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,408
Say my goodbyes
before the King cuts my head off.
953
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,487
[THEY LAUGH]
Yeah.
954
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,251
Well, look, I'll be at Dragonslayer HQ
if you need me.
955
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:44,770
Just fending off bad guys.
956
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,320
Thanks.
957
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,600
I mean...
958
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,651
Just thanks.
- Oh!
959
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,565
Erm, yeah, I...
960
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,729
KING SNODD:
What the hell is this?
961
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,690
I don't want money!
962
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,131
I want a bigger kingdom
963
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,927
and for that,
I'll need a dead dragon!
964
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,725
I know, it was a serious surprise
when they paid up.
965
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,406
None of us saw that one boomeranging back
in our faces, did we'?
966
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,249
Stocks.
- Socks!
967
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,566
The King requires socks!
968
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,080
Bring him the most comfortable socks
ever knitted!
969
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,485
Stocks!
- What?
970
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,090
For you, Sir Grifflon!
971
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,004
I'm gonna throw coins in your face
until I feel better!
972
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,804
Sire! I do actually have - get off!
973
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,450
I do actually have a Plan D
974
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,528
if you just let me lay it out...
- [HE SCREAMS]
975
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,642
Right in the face!
- Hmm!
976
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,565
He was fixing this.
977
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:18,840
What is it?
978
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,164
Something he made for my birthday.
979
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,762
I found something Zambini never had -
980
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,768
a piece of a real dragon.
981
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:59,640
Tiger, the Dragonlands
aren't just closed to humans.
982
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,085
The dragons can't leave.
983
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:05,921
It's their prison.
984
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,323
But if the dragons can't violate the Pact
985
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,364
what's the point in having
a Dragonslayer to oversee it?
986
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,848
Why would the dragons
help Shandar build their own prison?
987
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:22,850
We're missing something
988
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,770
something Shandar must have known
about the dragons...
989
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,800
a secret.
990
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,683
I thought there'd be something in here.
991
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:34,605
Something that would save him.
992
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,001
[SHE YAWNS]
993
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:45,806
[OWL HOOTS]
994
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,645
It's Slay Day, everybody!
995
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,205
[CROWD APPLAUDS AND CHEERS]
996
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,722
We're counting down until midday
997
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,401
at which time the prophecy says
Jennifer Strange
998
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,647
the Official Fizzipop Dragonslayer
999
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:03,604
will finally get her slay going on!
1000
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,210
[CROWD CHEERS]
1001
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,802
Who's going to grab that dragon treasure?
1002
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,450
[CROWD CHEERS]
1003
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,962
Who's going to claim some land?
1004
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,202
[CROWD CHEERS]
1005
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,489
Magic's gone insane.
1006
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,724
I think the world's ending.
1007
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,525
Can I get you some tea?
1008
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,251
Oh, great.
1009
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,364
[SHE SIGHS]
- It's Slay Day.
1010
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,843
Either the crowd will lynch me
or the King will arrest me.
1011
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,322
If they put you in the dungeons
can I repaint your room?
1012
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:10,129
I'd like to paint it sunflower yellow.
1013
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,930
Oh my Gods. Tiger! Stay still!
- Huh?
1014
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,685
Shandar's company is StuffCo.
1015
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,811
TIGER: You mean, the people
who are sponsoring you?
1016
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,080
The company that Gordon
was an indentured orphan at.
1017
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,210
The company that Zambini visited
the day he disappeared.
1018
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,201
Oh gods!
1019
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,244
[CROWD CHEERS]
1020
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,560
Gordon?
1021
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,005
Gordon, are you in here?
1022
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,850
Gordon, we need to discuss
your connection to StuffCo.
1023
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,482
Can you come out here, please?
1024
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,282
Babes.
1025
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,361
Last chance at a deal, curly-fries.
1026
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:36,167
We will offer the entire kingdom resources
at your disposal
1027
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,682
to find and bring back your old employer,
the Great Zambini.
1028
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:43,171
Magic. Money. Soldiers.
1029
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,521
The King's own Seer, Me.
1030
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:50,050
All of us at your disposal
until he is safely back home.
1031
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,366
I want to say yes.
1032
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,401
Great decision!
1033
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:01,205
She didn't say yes, though.
So pay attention.
1034
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,082
I'd do anything to see him again.
1035
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,641
But he would never agree
to a deal.
1036
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,051
So I can't.
1037
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:18,971
I see.
1038
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:21,920
I'm sorry.
1039
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,804
Yes. Me too.
1040
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,041
Ah ha-ha-ha!
1041
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,811
You won't kill me. You need me.
1042
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,650
No, no, no, we actually...
we thought we needed you.
1043
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,526
But the literature states that the Sword
must be handed to the next in line.
1044
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,688
You don't need to be alive
for that part, do you?
1045
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,643
Arm comes off
while you're still holding the sword
1046
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,808
I remove the sword
from your severed hand
1047
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,286
handing-over is thusly
technically completed.
1048
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,207
Ta-da!
1049
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,163
You're crazy.
- I don't think so.
1050
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,125
JENNIFER:
You'll burn to pieces.
1051
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,401
That is a risk I'm willing to take,
given the situation.
1052
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,169
I've a lot at stake here.
1053
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,685
It's actually been very stressful.
1054
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,490
GUARD: Oi, you, here!
Leave my sword!
1055
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,368
Tiger!
- Jennifer!
1056
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,361
Jennifer!
1057
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,447
Your little friend is headed off
to the Troll Wars.
1058
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:11,686
And you could have had it all.
1059
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,607
Get in there...
1060
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,404
Shut up and fight!
1061
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,681
Stop running away then!
1062
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:18,801
Jennifer!
1063
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,850
GUARD:
You're gonna regret this, boy.
1064
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,524
Jennifer!
1065
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,762
SIR GRIFFLON:
This is a big day for me.
1066
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,962
I finally get to kill a girl!
1067
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,128
Then I'll become the Slayer,
kill the dragon
1068
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,925
take his treasure,
knock King Snodd off his throne
1069
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,282
and then boom,
back in time for supper.
1070
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,050
A King's Supper!
1071
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,201
Great, getting in the car.
1072
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,527
This is your big plan, is it?
Sitting in the car?
1073
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,847
[ENGINE REVS]
- No. This is my plan.
1074
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,808
Go! Get her!
1075
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:05,640
Jennifer!
1076
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,165
Hush. Hush. Hush.
- No, you have to listen to me -
1077
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,645
No, no, no, you listen to me.
1078
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,560
Just stand perfectly still
and don't say a word.
1079
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,529
You there, crone! Where is the girl?
1080
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,404
Oh, sir, I seen her go past the house
about two minutes ago.
1081
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:24,646
Heading for the Dragonlands.
1082
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,289
You are lucky I don't gut you
just for knowing her.
1083
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:33,924
Make for the Dragonlands.
1084
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,280
LADY MAWGON:
You can breathe again now.
1085
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,205
How did you do that?
1086
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,126
A glamour.
1087
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,124
They didn't even see your car.
1088
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,847
Which has ruined my petunias.
1089
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,850
Moobin's at the boundary stones.
1090
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,882
He thinks the world may end at noon
1091
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,321
so I've come back
for the last of the gin.
1092
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,761
TV PRESENTER: are all here,
hoping to claim free real estate.
1093
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,089
The question on everyone's minds is...
Where is our Dragonslayer?
1094
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,441
With one hour to go,
the mood here is anxious
1095
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,642
as almost the whole kingdom
has accumulated
1096
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,330
at the Dragonlands border.
1097
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,530
If I don't slay it...
1098
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,320
They'll kill us.
1099
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,844
They took Tiger.
1100
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,687
But if I do kill the dragon,
then magic might end forever and...
1101
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,049
I don't know what to do!
1102
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,246
Oh...
1103
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:34,811
[JENNIFER SOBS]
1104
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,691
There, there.
1105
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,369
Oh, hell's teeth...
1106
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,648
You're afraid of letting him down,
aren't you?
1107
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,049
Somehow he might come back
and think the worse of you.
1108
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,408
I'm doing everything wrong.
1109
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,366
I know he only gave me a home
because I'm the last Dragonslayer.
1110
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,006
Did you know?
1111
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,243
Let me show you the note he wrote.
1112
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:17,930
It didn't say anything.
1113
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,167
Ah, it did and it didn't.
1114
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,722
Zambini is a very clever man
1115
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:25,047
and he wrote
the most important words first.
1116
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:29,085
You see, he didn't write
"do this" or "try that".
1117
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,761
He wrote "My darling Jennifer".
1118
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,451
Because he wanted you know
that he was thinking of you
1119
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,850
and that he loves you
1120
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,524
and that was the most important message
he could send.
1121
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,850
Never mind all the original plans.
1122
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,884
He loved you.
1123
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,686
Didn't have to.
1124
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,767
Plenty wouldn't.
1125
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,240
But he did.
1126
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,886
You really have to believe me.
1127
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,931
Jennifer..
1128
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:05,684
Do what you think is right.
1129
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,166
HERMIONE TWIZZLER: So Gordon,
tell us why you're here today.
1130
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,563
Er, my boss Jennifer is a coward
1131
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,809
so it falls to me, the Slayer's
Official Assistant, to kill the dragon.
1132
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,571
Oh, erm, big shout-out
to my employers at StuffCo
1133
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,841
from their new President
of Marketing and Spying.
1134
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,644
Love you, guys!
- [CROWD CHEERS]
1135
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,490
CROWD:
Gordon! Gordon! Gordon!
1136
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,801
[CROWD CHEERS]
1137
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,251
I have to stop him.
1138
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:31,687
What about Tiger?
1139
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,768
Leave Tiger to me.
He's my property.
1140
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:36,371
And nobody steals from a lady wizard
1141
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,688
when she's on
the best bloody form of her life.
1142
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,326
Ah ha-ha!
1143
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:19,040
Reload!
1144
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,560
Fire!
1145
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,681
Fire!
1146
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:39,881
[JENNIFER GASPS]
1147
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:50,010
[SIR GRIFFLON SHOUTS]
1148
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,841
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
1149
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:27,640
Fire!
1150
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:29,841
[JENNIFER GASPS]
1151
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,606
[JENNIFER GASPS]
1152
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,000
Blacklock!
1153
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,280
Hold tight.
1154
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,280
Oh...
1155
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,640
Bolt!
1156
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,205
[JENNIFER SCREAMS]
- [BLACKLOCK GRUNTS]
1157
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,810
Oh ho-ho!
1158
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,760
Like shooting a duck in a barrel. Eh?
1159
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,768
Oh, it must be great to work for me.
1160
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,364
[THEY SCREAM]
- [HENS CLUCK]
1161
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,165
[JENNIFER COUGHS]
1162
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:13,361
Come on, we need to...
1163
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,881
Wait here. I'll find help.
1164
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,086
Save magic.
1165
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,491
Save the dragon.
1166
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,440
[SIR GRIFFLON SHOUTS]
1167
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,967
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS]
1168
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,322
WOMAN:
It's the Slayer!
1169
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,567
[CROWD SHOUTS]
1170
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:27,805
[QUARKBEAST WHINES]
1171
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,809
[CROWD CHEERS]
1172
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,285
MAN:
Jennifer!
1173
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:51,401
[MOOBIN GASPS]
1174
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,891
So long, girlfriend.
1175
01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,286
[MOOBIN LAUGHS]
1176
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,889
[CROWD CHEERS]
1177
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,490
On, Jennifer!
1178
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:05,166
[QUARKBEAST BARKS]
1179
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,481
[GUARD YELLS]
1180
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,529
[CROWD IS SILENCED]
1181
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,366
[QUARKBEAST WHINES]
1182
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,411
[CROWD SHOUTS]
1183
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:28,204
[CROWD IS SILENCED]
1184
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:42,600
Gordon... I'm coming for you.
1185
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:53,329
Ever seen a troll eat, boy?
They eats bones like cows eats grass.
1186
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:54,202
[HE LAUGHS]
1187
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:58,086
At least they can't possibly smell
as bad as you two do.
1188
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:03,162
I'll have a word with the squadron.
Send you to the front line.
1189
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,247
Stop!
1190
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,202
You have my property in that wagon.
1191
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,291
I want it back now,
this very bloody minute.
1192
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,610
Unlock that cage
or face the consequences.
1193
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,648
Out of my way, old lady.
1194
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:19,327
I am not old!
1195
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,765
[GUARD SCREAMS]
1196
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:40,604
[TIGER PRAWNS LAUGHS]
1197
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,883
Thank you, Lady Mawgon.
1198
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:51,686
Rang for my tea this morning,
nobody came! So here I am.
1199
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,809
What happened to Jennifer?
1200
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,165
Gordon...
1201
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:19,884
[QUARKBEAST BARKS]
1202
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,961
[GUNSHOTS]
1203
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,721
[GUNSHOT]
1204
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:55,200
[GUNSHOT]
1205
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,047
Jennifer?
1206
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,090
[QUARKBEAST WHIMPERS]
- Shh!
1207
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:10,928
Jennifer, you're running out of rocks
to hide behind.
1208
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,608
The day Zambini disappeared.
1209
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:16,483
Who did he meet from StuffCo?
1210
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,490
Well, the President herself.
1211
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,807
The woman you met
at the Fizzipop sponsorship.
1212
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,204
Why would Shandar's own company
try to get rid of a wizard?
1213
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:28,484
Dear old Zambini, far too interested
in dragons and their secrets
1214
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:31,285
he came perilously close
to guessing how to save them.
1215
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,766
But anyway, magic is ending!
1216
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,529
Money is where the game is now.
1217
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:36,686
Selling things to people.
1218
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,802
And I'm quite the salesman, aren't I'?
1219
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:42,925
"Oh Jennifer, I too was an orphan
with a kindly employer..."
1220
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:43,927
[HE LAUGHS]
1221
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:47,487
StuffCo's gold just bought me
a villa with a sea view.
1222
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:51,529
Gold also buys
copper-plated explodi-tips.
1223
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,562
Perfect for killing magical creatures.
1224
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:59,321
Also effective on teenage girls.
1225
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:04,960
[GUNSHOTS]
1226
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,484
[QUARKBEAST WHINES]
1227
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,321
When I run, you run.
1228
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,528
And if I fall over,
you keep going.
1229
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,044
[QUARKBEAST BARKS]
1230
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,043
[QUARKBEAST GROWLS]
1231
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,400
No!
1232
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:44,766
[GUNSHOT]
1233
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,007
Leave him alone!
1234
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:50,930
Time for you to die, Miss Strange.
1235
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,970
I'm on a tight schedule here.
1236
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,522
Before you die,
I ought to thank you.
1237
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,244
The day you made me your Apprentice
1238
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,362
you gave me the keys
to the entire Dragonlands.
1239
01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,006
'Cause if you weren't my Assistant,
you couldn't be here.
1240
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,326
[HE COCKS TRIGGER]
- Touche'.
1241
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:06,360
Gordon.
1242
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,211
You're not my Assistant any more.
1243
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,402
You're fired. Officially.
1244
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:12,640
What?
1245
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:13,800
No!
1246
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:37,530
[MALTCASSION ROARS]
1247
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,451
Magic is going bonkers
at the boundary stones today
1248
01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:59,689
with purple flashes of light
whizzing out of the Dragonlands.
1249
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,769
Purple being the colour
that's in vogue this season.
1250
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,325
[CROWD SCREAMS]
1251
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:06,727
[HERMIONE SCREAMS]
1252
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,410
[LION ROARS]
1253
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:23,242
The magic's out of control.
1254
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:26,328
What happens if the dragon lives?
1255
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:28,647
I believe the prognosis is troubling.
1256
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,206
Erm... the end of Hereford... and...
1257
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,240
[SEER SCREAMS]
1258
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,008
[CROWD SCREAMS]
1259
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:41,685
Erm...
1260
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:45,125
I order this to stop?
1261
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,887
[MALTCASSION ROARS]
1262
01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:03,601
[JENNIFER GASPS]
1263
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,048
The hour has arrived!
1264
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,331
You haven't violated the Dragon Pact.
1265
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:31,603
In fact, you can't leave
the Dragonlands, can you?
1266
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,963
Slay or be slain.
1267
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,049
It's your destiny as the Dragonslayer!
1268
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,447
The Dragon Pact is a lie
and you know it.
1269
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:40,891
You're a prisoner here!
1270
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:42,649
[MALTCASSION GROWLS]
1271
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,284
Die then!
1272
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:45,651
[JENNIFER GASPS]
1273
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:47,961
[MALTCASSION ROARS]
1274
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,808
Do you want to die?
1275
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,328
I want to live.
1276
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,321
But there are rules.
1277
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:13,920
[JENNIFER GASPS]
1278
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,365
[MALTCASSION GROWLS]
1279
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:59,364
You must fulfill your destiny
or the world ends.
1280
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:03,122
Magic has become too unstable.
1281
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:07,651
Look at them.
1282
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:11,889
All waiting for you to die
just so they can get rich.
1283
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,090
Are they worth saving?
1284
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:15,761
No.
1285
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:18,246
Is that what Zambini would say?
1286
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:31,167
If I slay you, and magic ends
1287
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:34,483
I'll never see him again.
1288
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:39,008
That is the nature of great sacrifice.
1289
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,728
To give up your dearest desire
1290
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:44,764
for the sake of people
to whom you owe very little.
1291
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,961
There. Your human property
has been damaged.
1292
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,923
The Pact is violated.
1293
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,921
Now play your part.
1294
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,167
I can't not see him again.
1295
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,164
It is time.
1296
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:09,283
Fight, or see your world destroyed.
1297
01:29:16,240 --> 01:29:17,730
I'm sorry.
1298
01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:22,725
[SAD MUSIC]
1299
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:52,080
[CROWD SHOUTS]
1300
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:55,840
Oh, Jennifer.
1301
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,121
Wage!
1302
01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:10,049
[CROWD CHEERS]
1303
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:14,600
I'm gonna be rich!
1304
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,880
WOMAN 1: I thought she killed it!
- WOMAN 2: I thought it was dead!
1305
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,489
There's a Pact, ain't there?
- Yeah!
1306
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:41,769
So they can't hurt us!
- No!
1307
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:47,085
[DRAGONS ROAR]
1308
01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:50,083
[CROWD SCREAMS]
1309
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:51,406
Move!
1310
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:54,606
[DRAGON ROARS]
1311
01:30:57,320 --> 01:31:00,688
Yar! Like shooting penguins
in an ice rink, that was!
1312
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:07,210
[DRAGONS ROAR]
1313
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:10,571
Reload. Reload!
1314
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:13,210
[CROWD SCREAMS]
1315
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:17,887
[SIR GRIFFLON SCREAMS]
1316
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:19,081
[EXPLOSION]
1317
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,331
[DRAGON GROWLS]
1318
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,730
TIGER PRAWNS:
We will find her, won't we?
1319
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:54,125
LADY MAWGON:
Yes, of course we will!
1320
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:56,367
Don't ask such ridiculous questions.
1321
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:30,125
I'm so sorry.
1322
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,126
Whatever for?
1323
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,605
I failed him.
1324
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:37,525
I killed the dragon.
1325
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:42,726
Jennifer. There are young dragons
flying above the sky in Herefordshire.
1326
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:45,047
Not only alive, but free.
1327
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,763
[DRAGON SCREECHES]
1328
01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:53,610
I don't understand.
1329
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:56,405
Whatever you did,
it was well done.
1330
01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:59,603
Yes. One is almost proud of you.
1331
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:02,643
Maggie's on the up-and-up as well.
1332
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:04,045
[MACHINE CRACKLES]
1333
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,845
And where there's magic there's always
hope of bringing Zambini back.
1334
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:10,650
You done well, little one.
You done well.
1335
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:13,163
I didn't bring him back, though, did I?
1336
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:18,207
And between us and him
is the greatest wizard of all time
1337
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:20,402
in league with
the most-powerful supermarket.
1338
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,003
I don't feel hopeful.
1339
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:26,005
I'm sorry.
1340
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,640
Excuse me.
1341
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,525
Where's the Quarkbeast?
1342
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:18,883
Best give her some space.
1343
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,960
Ooh, tea.
- Oh yes.
1344
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:24,885
Three lumps, please.
1345
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:26,851
I'll give you one.
1346
01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:28,689
Sugar's not good
for the pancreas.
1347
01:35:28,720 --> 01:35:29,801
[MOOBIN LAUGHS]
1348
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,164
It's not me doing that.
1349
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:39,440
That's interesting.
1350
01:35:39,480 --> 01:35:41,084
[MACHINE CRACKLES]
1351
01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,881
[WIND BLOWS]
- [DRAGON SCREECHES]
1352
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,443
[DRAGON SCREECHES]
1353
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:06,169
[DRAGON SCREECHES]
1354
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:12,405
[MACHINE RUMBLES]
1355
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,445
Ow!
1356
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:32,169
My darling Jennifer.
1357
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:39,645
[ZAMBINI LAUGHS]
1358
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:44,931
There are dragons again.
1359
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:47,681
I know.
- [HE LAUGHS]
1360
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:51,324
I owe them my thanks
for seeing you again now.
1361
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:54,401
Quite remarkable.
1362
01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:56,121
I know!
1363
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,481
Come and look at them.
- No, no, no. I mean you, Jennifer.
1364
01:36:59,920 --> 01:37:01,649
You see, the night we met
1365
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:04,524
I only really came
to seek out the last Dragonslayer.
1366
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,080
But soon I found that,
quite by accident
1367
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,282
I had instead brought home
a daughter.
1368
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:14,490
And you really are
quite remarkable, Jennifer.
1369
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:17,801
I'm so very, very, very proud of you.
1370
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,729
[DRAGON SCREECHES]
1371
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,931
I think dragons are reborn
by being slain in combat.
1372
01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:27,803
[ZAMBINI LAUGHS]
1373
01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:30,568
Shandar's border stones
kept soldiers away from them
1374
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,807
so they started dying
from old age instead.
1375
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:34,251
That's an interesting theory.
1376
01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:36,840
I think that's why Maltcassion wanted me
to fight him. I think...
1377
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,284
[ZAMBINI GROANS IN PAIN]
1378
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:41,090
How long do we have?
1379
01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:42,441
[DRAGON SCREECHES]
1380
01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:46,129
[DRAGON GROWLS]
1381
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:49,007
I'll find a way to bring you home.
- No, you mustn't.
1382
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,884
These are dangerous
and powerful people, Jennifer
1383
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:54,971
and I would rather be lost forever
than ever see you come to any harm.
1384
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,650
Now will you promise me?
1385
01:37:58,160 --> 01:37:59,160
No.
1386
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,250
[HE LAUGHS]
1387
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:43,841
SECRETARY:
Ahem...
1388
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:45,242
Yes?
1389
01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:50,002
Mr Grieves would like to discuss
17 new Wonderbarn openings with you.
1390
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:52,042
Let's give him 10 minutes after lunch.
1391
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:57,050
And a Miss Jennifer Strange
has requested a meeting with you?
1392
01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:02,682
Yes, erm, I think not.
1393
01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:04,560
[WINDOW SMASHES]
1394
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:10,560
SECRETARY:
There's a note.
1395
01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:12,607
What does it say?
1396
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:13,640
SECRETARY:
It says...
1397
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,886
I insist.
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