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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,613 I'm coming for you, Boyo! 3 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,705 Get him! Dave, go to him! 4 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,888 You're gonna pay up, kid! 5 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:02,646 Dave, hurry the fuck up! Dave! 6 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,365 - Hey! - Oh! 7 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,997 Get over here! Come on, Joe! 8 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,544 Dave, get the window. 9 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,930 Where are you, kid? 10 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,435 Where the fuck are you? 11 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,482 Check it out. 12 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,649 Fuck! 13 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,490 Get in the car! 14 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,331 - Noah. - Hmm? 15 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,627 What is Jon doing on my couch? 16 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,420 - Uh... - Uh? 17 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,423 Thanks, Bex. 18 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,473 I don't love you as if you were a rose. 19 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,640 Ah... 20 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,976 - See, I knew you would. - No, no, Suzie. What? What? 21 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,770 - Just take it seriously, OK? - Your mum would love it. 22 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,022 Morning, Fitbit. 23 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,692 I don't love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz... 24 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,445 You know, I've, um... 25 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,781 I've almost got the Holden going. It's just a dodgy carb, I reckon. 26 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,077 - You know, the battery is... - You know it's over, right? 27 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:26,373 Come on, man. I mean, you guys gotta know where she is, right? 28 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,292 I mean, I just... I just wanna... I just gotta talk to her. 29 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,002 Come on, hon. 30 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,885 You need to move on, eh? 31 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,723 What you did was unforgivable. 32 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,016 I know it's... 33 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,743 What could you possibly say to her, Jon? 34 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,060 Yeah, I know. 35 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,868 - She was absolutely devastated. - I know. 36 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,272 Yeah, I know, I know. 37 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,840 - Which is why I need to talk to her. - You hopeless bastard. 38 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,985 And... hello? 39 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:25,640 Come on. Come on. You can do it. 40 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,183 Believe in yourself. 41 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,062 Yes! 42 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:37,778 ♪ My hands are tied 43 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:42,281 ♪ oh, I could be a victim 44 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,869 ♪ when my tongue won't move 45 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,789 ♪ you have it tied with your heartstrings 46 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,585 ♪ when I needed you most 47 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,963 ♪ I couldn't find the language 48 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,426 ♪ when I needed you more 49 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,596 ♪ I couldn't say a word 50 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,100 ♪ my hands truly tied... ♪ 51 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,937 ♪ Yeah, I know I'm a prisoner 52 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:18,151 ♪ when my tongue wouldn't move 53 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:22,818 ♪ you have it tied with your heartstrings again... ♪ 54 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,658 ♪ When I needed you most 55 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:29,370 ♪ I couldn't find the language 56 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,291 ♪ when I needed you more... ♪ 57 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:37,086 ♪ I couldn't say a word 58 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,633 ♪ when I needed you most 59 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,470 ♪ I couldn't find the language 60 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,516 ♪ when I needed you more 61 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,143 ♪ I couldn't say a word. ♪ 62 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,894 Hello? 63 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,105 Hello? 64 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,777 Uh, the petrol's self-service, mate. 65 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,445 Oh, I got a problem with the car. 66 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:06,282 I was hoping you'd take a look at it. Think she might be overheating. 67 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,872 ♪ I don't know... ♪ 68 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,959 Shit. Shit! 69 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,461 Oh, shit! 70 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,216 Um... 71 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,303 Oh. 72 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,721 Yep. 73 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,519 Too busy, bro. 74 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,277 Hey, Noah. 75 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,285 What have you done with my crane brothers suit? 76 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,656 You said borrow anything. 77 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,868 Yeah, I meant like golf clubs or our box set of 'got', not a 2-k suit. 78 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,954 Oh, come on, man. You know I'm good for it. 79 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,957 You'd better be. It's Becca's favourite. 80 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,334 Where are you, anyway, and why the friggin' suit? 81 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,044 I'm going to a wedding. 82 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,891 Well, you're not going to Nick and Bella's. 83 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,632 I told you, man. I gotta see her. 84 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,885 No, this is such a bad idea. 85 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,971 So bad. 86 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,973 Whoa! 87 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,148 Bro, you got a death wish? 88 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,026 You're breaking... You're breaking up. 89 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,654 - Let me call you back. - No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. 90 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,825 I'm sorry about that. 91 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,749 He's gonna kill me. 92 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,835 Well, he won't have to if you stay there. 93 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,878 What are you doing? 94 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:47,091 Oh, I'm just... Trying to get a lift south. 95 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,432 Oh. 96 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,188 Thanks, man. 97 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:09,781 Man, you wouldn't believe my morning. My car shat its gearbox. 98 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:13,451 And then I had this, like, uh, catastrophic governor failure. 99 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,411 Have you ever had one of those? 100 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,542 Yeah, no, you don't want to. Trust me. It's a miracle I'm not toast. 101 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,670 Uh, bro, it's a miracle you're not mince. 102 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,357 Yeah, man. Yeah, true. Thank you. Thanks for not making me that. 103 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,972 This is a nice car for a kid your age. 104 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,308 What is that supposed to mean? 105 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,768 Oh, no, nothing. No, nothing, man. I just... I don't know. 106 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,536 Maybe you won big Wednesday or something. 107 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,564 That's none of my business, really. 108 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,692 It's my mum's. 109 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,611 Oh, right on. Hip-hop mum. Hip mum. 110 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,988 Hip mum. Mean mum. Yeah. 111 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,702 Hey, man, this is gonna sound pretty forthright, 112 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,955 but, um, can I have the rest of that cookie time? 113 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,624 I just... I totally missed breakfast. 114 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,585 Nah, it's cool. That's cool. 115 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,631 ♪ Now, this is it my turn to bring a new shit 116 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,758 ♪ dark and it's heavy show me if you're ready 117 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,469 ♪ this is it my turn to bring a new sound 118 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,554 ♪ and it's heavy. Show me if you're ready 119 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,390 ♪ this is it my turn to bring a... ♪ 120 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:28,984 Oh, hey. 121 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,530 - You want me to Chuck in some gas? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 122 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,178 - Hello? - Jon, Jon, Jon. 123 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:02,514 Hey, Sharon. Babe. Um, look, uh, now's not actually such a good time. 124 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,956 Sharon". 'Babe', my arse. No, it's not a good time, is it, Jon? 125 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:06,980 Uh... 126 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,085 I've had the publisher's legal team chasing me all week, darling. 127 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,693 They called me in the supermarket. 128 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,612 They called me in the middle of my daughter's remedial gymnastics... 129 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,072 Jon... 130 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,326 Oh. Um... 131 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,163 Jon, my love, Jon, my darling, where is that fucking book?! 132 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,291 Yeah, no, I'm... it's coming along. 133 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,335 Um, I'm working on it. I'm working on it now, actually. 134 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,297 You better be, Jon, because they're demanding refunds of your advance, 135 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,048 so that means my fucking commission. 136 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,468 But, uh... Hey, they loved the outline, right? 137 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,637 Jon, they paid you for a novel. 138 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,848 No-one's expecting 'the great fucking gatsby' here, 139 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,535 but the last draft you shovelled up was... 140 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,394 I'm just finding the... Here it is. 141 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,561 Ohh! 142 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,814 This is what the publisher said - "a shit sandwich without the bread." 143 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,319 They're... you know, they're picking on the ending, right? 144 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,696 There was no ending, Jon. 145 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,032 The word count just stops, OK? 146 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,452 It goes nowhere. I can't cover for you anymore. Finish that fucking book! 147 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,621 Cool... hey, thanks. 148 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,921 Agents, eh? 149 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,884 "A shit sandwich without the bread"? 150 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,178 What kind of feedback is that? 151 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,973 It's a metaphor. 152 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,560 Like imagine a sandwich with just the shit bits... 153 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,895 - Yeah. - ..And no bread. 154 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,730 - Oh. - It's pretty shit. 155 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,524 Oh, cool! Hey, thanks, man. 156 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,377 Thanks for, you know, thanks for clarifying that. 157 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,985 You're welcome. 158 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,451 Let me tell you what it really is, OK? 159 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:46,118 It's a conspiracy to make me conform to this bland commercial standard. 160 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,144 All those condescending morons, they just... 161 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,837 They want derivative pulp, and I'm not going to sell out, man. 162 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:57,341 I'm... I'm not. 163 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,106 Yep. Here we go. Speaking of conspiracies... 164 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:18,279 Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over? 165 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,575 Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, officer. 166 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,077 Or another probable cause is... 167 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,645 Another probable cause is institutionalized racism, you know? 168 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,745 Perhaps you just pulled him over because he's Maori. 169 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,878 Sorry, sir. 170 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:39,546 His... his cat got run over this morning, so he's a bit upset, yeah. 171 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,594 Mmm. 172 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,388 Was it desexed? 173 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,598 - What? - Your cat. 174 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,728 Oh. Um... no. 175 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,231 Desexed cats are less likely to stray, therefore less likely to be run over. 176 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,275 You might wanna consider that next time. 177 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,528 OK, yeah. 178 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,492 This vehicle left a taihape service station without paying for petrol. 179 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,577 You know about that? 180 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,496 - Nah, he paid for that. - What? 181 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,165 - The petrol. - Nah, I didn't. 182 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,833 I thought you did, didn't you? 183 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,752 No, you said you'd Chuck it in, bro, so I... 184 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,587 I would never say "Chuck it in, bro." 185 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:21,254 So this vehicle is registered to jock Stevens. Either of you him? 186 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,726 Hey, what are you doing? 187 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,895 Dude, what are you doing? 188 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,148 Man, are you in some kind of trouble? 189 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,359 Well, who fills up a car and doesn't pay for it? 190 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,444 Who's got a mum called jock? 191 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,965 OK, well, if you don't pull over soon, you're gonna lose your license. 192 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,051 I don't have one. 193 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,054 Whoa! 194 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,889 Wh...! Whoa! 195 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,892 Oh! Ahh. 196 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,688 Ahh. 197 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,074 OK, Evel Knievel, maybe you could just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit. 198 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,827 Ooh! 199 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,635 Where'd he go? 200 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,140 Fuck! 201 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,444 It's not your mum's mini, is it? 202 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,364 I feel like a burger. 203 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,242 What? 204 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,328 A flame-grilled Angus Patty, runny egg and barbecue sauce. 205 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,580 Seriously? 206 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,208 Well, you got a better plan? 207 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,586 No. 208 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,130 Let's get a burger. 209 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,107 That's six double-beef bacon, people. 210 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,151 What's the hold-up? You growing those bloody cows? 211 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,569 We apologise, sir. 212 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,132 We've just had one out the back that refused to be blended up in the mincer, 213 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,075 but we smacked her around and you can stuff your face with her shortly. 214 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:54,161 - I have order 97 here. - Oh, there you go. Nice and bloody. 215 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,498 Christ, lady, I've got fucking kids in the car. 216 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,590 Hello, handsome. What can I do you for? 217 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,925 Yeah, um... 218 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:14,181 What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a... Yeah, I'm a little bit torn. 219 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,351 Bro, she's talking to me. 220 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,937 - She asked me my order. - I was talking to the driver, sir. 221 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,523 - Oh. That's fine. Sorry. - Tends to be how it works. 222 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,403 Uh, well, can I grab the flame-grilled Angus Patty 223 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,863 with runny egg and extra bacon, please? 224 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,532 - Absolutely. - Thanks. 225 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,033 And you, sir? 226 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,411 Um, yeah, and I'll get the flame-grilled cheese, thanks. 227 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,931 - So that's the flame-grilled cheese... - Oh, but no cheese. 228 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,749 Actually, no, should just make it the Fla... Flame-grilled original. 229 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,294 - Without cheese? - Without cheese, yep. 230 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,088 - And no... oh, does it have tomato? - Yes. 231 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,258 OK, cool. No, I don't want any of that. 232 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,593 Some dick stuffed up my order. 233 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,346 - Huh? - Some dick stuffed up his order. 234 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,350 Sorry. Uh, can I offer you a free coke? 235 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,101 Nah. How about some free chips? 236 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,396 - Nah, how about a free burger? - Nah, how about a free blow job? 237 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,525 I'm sorry. We only offer free coke. 238 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,858 - What the fuck?! - Did you want to supersize those? 239 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,447 Fuck, no! 240 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,959 Uh, I might cancel my coke order. 241 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,880 You might have to tell someone else. I don't think I work here anymore. 242 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,425 Do you want a double coke with that? 243 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,677 Oh, do you need a lift somewhere? 244 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,322 You're not going to Wellington, are you? 245 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,264 Uh, yeah, we are. 246 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:39,850 Choice. 247 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,061 - Wait, what's going on? - It looks like she's in trouble. 248 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,481 Yeah, so are you, mate. You don't want any more. 249 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,232 Alright. 250 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,402 Whoa! 251 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,862 - Whoa... - Um... 252 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,238 - Whoa! - Gosh! 253 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,949 Sorry! Jesus, I'm sorry. 254 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,868 Oh! 255 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,331 Keira1 oh! Oh! Sorry! 256 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,918 - Oh, god. - Oh, shit. 257 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,796 My bad. Whoo! 258 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,967 - Well, that was insane. - Yeah, it certainly was unusual. 259 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,222 Oh, uh, we've got the flame-grilled Angus the cow right here. 260 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,556 Cool. Thank you. 261 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,392 And that is the regular Patty, 262 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,103 no cheese, no tomato or anything interesting at all. 263 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,980 Perfect. 264 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,404 - Hey, what's this? - Oh, read it. 265 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:37,074 "How much meat is in your meat?" What? 266 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,159 "Once you account for the water content, 267 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,829 "crushed bone matter and high-fructose corn syrup, 268 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,665 "only 4% of your Patty is actually meat." 269 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,501 That... "Statistically, there'll be a mix-up in supply 270 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,629 "which means 50% of that meat content is actually horsemeat." 271 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,589 Horsemeat. Correct. 272 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,518 What kind of sadistic nutjob would put that in their burger packaging? 273 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,177 I did. And it's factual. 274 00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:01,807 So what? What are you, some kind of undercover... Vegan activist? 275 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,102 Not really. I mean, I wore these to my job interview last week. 276 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,895 "Not your mum, not your milk." 277 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,106 I never hide my beliefs. 278 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,276 - Gotta have principles, bro. - That's rich coming from you. 279 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,403 Wait. OK, OK, so... 280 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,965 what if someone's just, like, innocently eating their burger 281 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,199 and then they come across your pamphlet and then, boom, 282 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,702 they hurl all over their nan or their friend or something? 283 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,453 Whoa! 284 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,628 Um... What are we doing? 285 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,299 Oh, we're just checking out the local shops. 286 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,178 Sarah's souvenir stall? 287 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,680 Yeah, he really likes kiwi fruit jam. 288 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,390 Really? 289 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,100 - Oh, yeah. - Hmm. 290 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:50,230 - Oh, look, it's on special. 5 bucks. - Oh, wow. 291 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,982 - You should get some. - Oh... 292 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,360 Oh, you want to? $5. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's get some. 293 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,238 Cheapest I've ever seen it. 294 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,073 - Yeah, that's great. - Let's do it. 295 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,700 ♪ E hinee 296 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,494 ♪ hoki maira 297 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,121 ♪ kamate Au... ♪ 298 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,622 Hi. You Sarah? 299 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:12,290 ♪ Te aroha e. ♪ 300 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,383 So, what do you guys do? 301 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,929 Yeah, what? Mm. What do you...? What is...? 302 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,975 What is it that you do again, man? I just... I forgot. 303 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,063 Um, well, I... I work with vehicles. Cars, trucks and... 304 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,066 So like, um, like a mechanic or car salesman or, like...? 305 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,028 No, it's kind of more like repossession, isn't it, sort of? 306 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,031 Repossession? 307 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,533 And what about you, Jon? What do you do? 308 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,203 - What? Oh, I'm a writer. - A writer? 309 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,955 - Yeah. - Wow. Anything I might have read or...? 310 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,918 Oh, yep. Yeah. Well, I've been... I've got some irons... 311 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,725 I've got some projects on the go at the moment that I'm working on. 312 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,173 - Yeah, he's a food writer. - Yum! 313 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,401 You're... you're writing about sandwiches at the moment, eh? 314 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,552 Good and shit ones, eh, bro? 315 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:11,061 Yeah, there are some shit sandwiches out there that people have to... Eat. 316 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,355 Oh, sweet. There's a party tonight. You keen? 317 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,066 Me? Oh, no, thanks. I don't... I got plans tonight. 318 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,776 Party tonight? Whereabouts? 319 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,320 Um, apparently it's at a warehouse in Thorndon. 320 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,072 Yeah. Yeah, I'm keen. 321 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,157 ♪ I got the wandering eye 322 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,579 ♪ mmm-hmm, hmm 323 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,666 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 324 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,506 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 325 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,216 Sorry, mate. Can you just...? 326 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,468 Can you just hold that just for a minute? 327 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,972 Maybe that's... 328 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,058 - OK, so that's over the... - No, you're doing it wrong. 329 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,936 The fox chases the rabbit around the tree. 330 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,603 - No. - You gotta... 331 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,691 No, it goes twice around the tree, then it goes over the hump, doesn't it? 332 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,194 No, it goes once around the tree and then up the burrow. 333 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,339 No, that's not... You... That's not the burrow, though. 334 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,163 - Yeah, but you just had... - That's the hump. 335 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,657 - I just... - There's no hump. 336 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,094 No, that's where the rabbit goes. Find another one for a second. 337 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,745 Oh, my god, where did all the men go? 338 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,707 Thank you. 339 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,208 - Round the tree... - Oh. 340 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,752 Up and through the burrow. 341 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,046 Oh, that... see, that was the burrow that I meant. 342 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,340 - Oh, check you out. - Through the hump. 343 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,925 Oh, wow. So what is that? 344 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,252 That's like a four-in-hand or like half-Windsor, is it? 345 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,595 Pratt knot. 346 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,724 - Pratt knot. - Now... 347 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,187 - Hey, thanks for the lift. - Sweet, bro. 348 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,231 - And, um, we cool? - Huh? 349 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,900 Yeah, we're cool. 350 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,777 Hey, um, and don't be too late 351 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,780 'cause, you know, mum wants the car back, remember? 352 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:52,079 Oh, so this is your mum's car? 353 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,500 - What? - It's your mum's car? 354 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,045 - Oh, the car? - Yeah, no, that's cool, man. 355 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,423 No, no, no. I just let her borrow it for a little while and just... 356 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,259 - Oh. - Who cares? 357 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,653 Where's your plus-one, honey? 358 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,948 Mm? Oh, no, I'm... I'm flying solo tonight. 359 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:32,615 Oh. My husband's away getting his hip replaced. 360 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,913 Oh, yeah? Ouch. 361 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,585 If you need a co-pilot, let me know. 362 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,462 Yeah. 363 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,422 Thank you. 364 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,884 Thanks. 365 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,387 Just gonna take one more. 366 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,558 Mm. 367 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,185 ♪ Don't walk away from me 368 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,814 ♪ I'm not the kind that likes to be put down 369 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,359 ♪ don't leave me standing there 370 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,736 - ♪ I'm not the kind that likes... ♪ - thanks. 371 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,739 It finishes nicely. 372 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,743 Hi. 373 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,663 What are you doing here, Jon? 374 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,707 Um, well, the arse fell out of writing, 375 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,126 so I thought I'd just, um, try hospitality. 376 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:07,255 How can you even think this is... Remotely appropriate? 377 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,133 A man's gotta eat. 378 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,970 Oh, no, wait. Stop, sue. Stop, stop, please. 379 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:16,056 Um, I wanted to see you, so... 380 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,435 Alright, so you just thought you'd... 381 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,897 show up like nothing's happened? 382 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,656 I'm doing my best to get over you, Jon. 383 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:36,243 Yeah, you aced that one, eh? 384 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,577 What? 385 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,265 Well, you know, I'm actually surprised. 386 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,266 For a specialist in the law of intellectual property 387 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,518 that a body in search of a brain cell would be your type. 388 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,126 - But... That's cool. - Come on. 389 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:49,794 I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you know, satisfies in other ways, right? 390 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,091 He's probably hung like a fucking... Ooh! 391 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,637 That's no way to treat the help. 392 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,316 You have arrived at your destination. 393 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,665 - Oh! - Shit! 394 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,835 Dude, hey, you scared the crap out of me. 395 00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,381 Whoo! 396 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,598 Whoa! 397 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,932 Whoo! 398 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,935 - Jon, hey. - Hey. 399 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,646 It's Halloween, eh? It's... it's Halloween, right? 400 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,981 No. We're, um... 401 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,877 We're marching on parliament tomorrow to protest the death of animal rights. 402 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:53,546 There's this horrific bill in front of the house that needs stopping. 403 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,822 Yeah, no, it's great. You should do, like, a barbecue. 404 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,825 Which is like a protest and a lunch. 405 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,330 Hey, I left my laptop in the mini. 406 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,749 Oh, um, Luke's just over there. 407 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,417 Whoo! 408 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,795 Hey, some of these guys get too carried away, eh? 409 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:11,963 Yeah. 410 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,715 - Chianti? - No. 411 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,550 - Hey, session? - No. 412 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,635 OK, well, let me know if you change your mind, 413 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,721 'cause my auntie grows it in Motueka. 414 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:40,617 - Rough night? - No. No, it was awesome. 415 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,912 It was just like my morning. I crashed and burned. 416 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,917 Bro, I reckon you should just have some chill-out time 417 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,419 and just, you know... 418 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:58,801 You know what, man? I'm like a Phoenix. 419 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,681 I'm gonna rise from the ashes, bro. 420 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,978 In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna smash out that novel right now. 421 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,480 I'm gonna smash it out. 422 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,659 Oh. 423 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,080 You've got a, uh... A backup, right? 424 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,624 Of course I do, fool. It's in my car. 425 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,294 Fuck. 426 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,724 Rise from those ashes, bro. 427 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,854 Hey. 428 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,107 Session? 429 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,984 Shit. 430 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,528 Oh. Wake up, man. 431 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,240 - Luke! Luke, wake up! - Hmm? 432 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,967 We have to go. They're marching already. 433 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,159 - Mm? - Come on. 434 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,886 - What? Where are we going? - The march. 435 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,787 Oh, shit. 436 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,712 Wake the fuck up, man. 437 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,969 Oh, what happened to Jon last night? 438 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,848 Huh? 439 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:10,933 Ah! 440 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,660 Oh. 5-0. 441 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,957 Typical. This is harassment. 442 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,085 We've got a right to protest. Getting evidence of this. 443 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,137 What?! 444 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,014 Hey! Whoa! 445 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:53,018 - Holy shit. What are you doing? - Hey, I want to get off! 446 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,729 - Can't let them silence the lambs. - Oh! 447 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,606 "Jon he 'baa! 448 00:30:57,773 --> 00:31:01,109 Hey, I wanna get off! 449 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,403 Oi! I wanna get off! Luke! 450 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,654 Oi! 451 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,743 I'm on the roof! I wanna get off! 452 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:11,661 Is that Jon? 453 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,830 Oi! Hey, watch where you're going! 454 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,415 Holy sh... 455 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:16,708 Ohhh! 456 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,585 Ohh. 457 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,628 On! On? 458 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,509 - Quick, get in the back. - What? 459 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,345 - Get in the back. - Oh, my god, Luke. 460 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,517 Ah, now the protest... oh, shit. 461 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,102 I think I need a coffee, 462 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,188 um, or maybe just like a blue powerade or something. 463 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,447 Watch out! 464 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,074 Just trying to get my seat belt on. 465 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,081 Oh, that's me. I'll get it. 466 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,291 Luke! You'll lose your license! 467 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,458 Hey, Noah. 468 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,711 Bro, so I heard about the wedding. Well done. 469 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,278 That was an impressive balls-up, even by your high standards. 470 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:07,175 You know, you could have told me that she was dating an ubermensch. 471 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,890 What are you talking about? 472 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:18,186 The blonde guy in the fruity suit, man. 473 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,689 Oh, OK. No, that would've been Hugo, Nick's brother. He's gay. 474 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,442 She's dating a gay guy? What the fuck? How's that gonna work? 475 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,485 No, you dick, not dating him. 476 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:30,073 Hugo was Suzie's support person at the wedding. 477 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,240 - Ah! - Oh! 478 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,034 She's still cut up about it all, mate. 479 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,801 - Argh! - Where the hell are you, anyway? 480 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,038 - What are those sirens? - Um, that's just movies. 481 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,207 - You know, it's a car chase. - Let me out! 482 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,711 How do you even know all this? 483 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,422 Mrs D rang me. 484 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,592 And, shit, bro, you're bloody lucky 485 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,885 she's deleted your number 'cause the old girl let rip, 486 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:55,389 and now I'm to tell you to stay away from her daughter. 487 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,557 No! 488 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,101 No! 489 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:02,063 I know, bro, but I warned you not to go, OK? 490 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,106 She flew down south to Mrs D's this morning, 491 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,609 and then she's taken some flash job. 492 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,652 Oh... Shit! 493 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,987 Yeah, afraid so. 494 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,532 - Just let it go, dude. - Right here! 495 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,076 Hey, the background noise is killing me, mate. 496 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,744 Call me back after you finish watching 497 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,723 that shitty Michael bay flick or whatever it is. 498 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,957 Whoa! Whoa! 499 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,835 Oh, my god! 500 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,132 - Wanker! - Luke, slow down! 501 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,346 Ooh! 502 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:44,356 Oh, bro, can you speed that vom up? We have a situation here. 503 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,650 Oh! 504 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:54,365 - Really? Ohh. - Oh, man. 505 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,846 Here they are! 506 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,602 Freedom of sheep! Ban live exports! 507 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,983 Shit, what are you doing? We're meant to join them. 508 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,944 - Hugo's gay. - Luke, stop! 509 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,988 What are you doing? 510 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,532 I am such a fuck-up! 511 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,540 Oi! Luke! 512 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,627 Jon! Make him stop! 513 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,505 What the fuck are you doing?! 514 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,774 Police. Alright? 515 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,027 Shit! 516 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,280 - It's a dead end. - No, no, no, no, no. 517 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,491 - No, it can't end like this. - Yes, it can. 518 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,242 Police coming through. 519 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,620 - Excuse me. - Move! Get out of the way! 520 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,374 Get out. 521 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,251 Come on, Jon. 522 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:33,298 What? What are you...? 523 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,886 Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop the oar. Luke. Luke! 524 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:47,353 - Oh, genius. - Luke, what are you doing? 525 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,314 (He)', guys! Guys, here! 526 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,318 - Open the door! - What? 527 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,652 Open the door more! 528 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,695 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the oar. 529 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,030 - Open the door! - Luke! 530 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:02,243 No! Oh, no, no, no, no! Not the car! Fuck! Shit! 531 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,378 We made it! 532 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:18,801 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Bro, where's this thing headed? 533 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,178 I don't know, man, but you've got balls for brains, bro! 534 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,890 - That was awesome! - I'm a genius! 535 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,936 You're a maniac. Get the fuck away from me! 536 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,441 What did you do? 537 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,639 She's pretty upset, man. 538 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,406 Hey. You OK? 539 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,077 He nearly killed us, Jon. 540 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,331 Who the hell is he trying to impress? 541 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:33,209 I mean... I could hazard a guess. 542 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,256 You know what? I can't change that vote stuck here. 543 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:42,923 Maybe you could, um, like... Like, blog or tweet or something? 544 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,307 You don't get it, do you, Jon? 545 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,019 It takes so much more than mouse clicks to make a difference. 546 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,354 There are... 547 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,359 Forget it. 548 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,277 God knows what you two are up to, 549 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,156 but I'm not risking my life for some stupid game of hot wheels. 550 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:07,744 I wanna impact change, alright, not some bloody lamp post. 551 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,960 ♪ Are you ready? 552 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,295 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 553 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:29,599 Holy shit. What are you doing? Bro! Whoa! 554 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,642 Can't let them silence the lambs. 555 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,102 What? 556 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,229 Baa! 557 00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:13,518 I promise I won't slap you again... 558 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,813 if you promise to stop when I ask. 559 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,660 Sorry for slapping you. 560 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,917 You could try and kiss it better. 561 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,724 Wrong side. 562 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,375 Check us out. 563 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,215 - Bonnie and Clyde. - Who? 564 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:11,882 Famous outlaws. Never got caught. 565 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,723 Never ever? 566 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:18,976 Not alive. 567 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,688 Sounds riveting. 568 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,693 They copped about 167 bullets in 20 seconds, I think. 569 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,363 - What? - Bonnie and Clyde, the hail of lead. 570 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,533 Right. 571 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,160 Trust you to recall the fun facts. 572 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,246 You're not so bad at that yourself, Keira. 573 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,170 You ever had a fantasy, Jon? 574 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,839 Surely you've wanted to be someone 575 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:52,593 glamorous, daring, romantic at some point in your life? 576 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,930 Ahh. 577 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:05,147 - You speak French? - Oui. 578 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,192 Un peu. 579 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,277 You haven't been to France, have you? 580 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,948 I speak English and I've never been to England. 581 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:22,619 ♪ I've never seen a diamond in the flesh 582 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,959 ♪ I cut my teeth on wedding rings... ♪ 583 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,711 - This here. - Oh, yeah. 584 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,505 - ♪ In the movies... ♪ - one more. 585 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:31,965 ♪ And we'll never be royals 586 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,592 ♪ royals. 587 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,470 ♪ It don't run in our blood 588 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:38,847 ♪ that kind of Lux just ain't for us 589 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:41,100 ♪ we crave a different kind of buzz 590 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,601 ♪ let me be your ruler 591 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,771 ♪ ruler 592 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,396 ♪ you can call me queen bee 593 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,023 ♪ and, baby, I'll rule 594 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:50,526 ♪ I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule 595 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,237 ♪ let me live that fantasy. ♪ 596 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:00,953 It's good! 597 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,539 Awful. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop a second. 598 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,708 OK, I wanna make a toast, everyone, so... 599 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:10,337 - Um, OK, to... To pork pie. - Yuck. 600 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,049 Oh, no, he's meaning the hat. 601 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,176 - It's a pork pie hat. - Oh. 602 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,721 And, hey, to an unsilenceable lamb. 603 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,600 And to me, OK? To me making invercargill. 604 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,643 Like, what? 605 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,688 Suzie's down there. I'm gonna go patch things up with her. 606 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,483 Didn't that plan fail already? 607 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,987 Oh, no. I mean, yeah. Yeah, sort of. 608 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:38,323 I mean, I've since realised, you know, that I just... 609 00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:42,328 I gotta apologise about... Things. See, anyway. 610 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:46,995 Apologise for what? Maybe I can give you some womanly advice. 611 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:50,002 No, it's just, um... 612 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,382 - Suzie's awesome. - Mm-hm. 613 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:59,049 You know, like, she's awesome, and, uh, I just... I wasn't sure. 614 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,805 You weren't sure about what? 615 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,643 About what I was bringing to the table. About me. 616 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,772 So, um, yeah. So I just... I didn't go. 617 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,815 You didn't go where? 618 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,321 To our wedding. 619 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,786 Your own wedding? 620 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,372 It's a little bit of a fuck-up, I know. I get that. 621 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,541 Oh, whoa. 622 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,127 Dude, that's... 623 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,804 Oh, well, looks like we're going to Invercargill. 624 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:47,392 Come on. Look, man, you wanna get to Suzie, right? 625 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:52,106 - Yeah. - Then cheers, 'cause we're going. 626 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:53,732 Yeah. 627 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,445 To making invercargill. 628 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,225 I should warn you. 629 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,354 I've got two rules. 630 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,777 I only do it once 631 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:41,948 and feelings can't come into it, OK? 632 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,829 I, um... 633 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,042 can't promise no feelings. 634 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:56,253 Then it's no deal. 635 00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:59,381 You have to protect yourself, Luke. 636 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,968 What if I break your precious little heart? 637 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,850 It... It would have been worth it... 638 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,855 to have these feelings. 639 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,467 Oh... Fuck. 640 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:03,399 I have you so close that your hand upon my chest is mine, 641 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,574 so close that your eyes close with my dreams. 642 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,618 What? 643 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:11,536 You think... You hate it, don't you? 644 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,288 - No. - You just want... 645 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,855 Morning. 646 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,940 Morning. 647 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,125 Where did you learn French? 648 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,589 Mum was a French teacher. 649 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,426 - Really? - Yeah. 650 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:12,055 She started tutoring me when I was about... 2. 651 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,810 And where's mum now? 652 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,277 She passed. 653 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,657 - Sorry, I didn't mean to... - Oh. 654 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,586 Speak some French to me. 655 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,691 That sounds pretty romantic. 656 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,903 What'd you say? 657 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,863 I said you have... 658 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,699 mean boobies. 659 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,827 You little shit! 660 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:22,584 Bloody typical. 661 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,719 Oh. Um... 662 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,471 I think we should get off. 663 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,224 I mean, like, the three of us. 664 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,975 I mean off the train. 665 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,853 The three of us should get off the train 666 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,664 'cause we're about to get to the stop soon. 667 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,939 Oh, god. 668 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:54,991 Hey, we're almost at the station. Where's Keira, man? 669 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:58,412 The humane treatment of pets and livestock to get behind us. 670 00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:00,872 We're taking our message the length of New Zealand, 671 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,000 all the way to invercargill. 672 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,962 Keira! Come on! 673 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,932 What are you guys doing? We can't take this. 674 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:21,142 - I'm not leaving it. - Why not? 675 00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,686 Because if we leave it, 676 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,831 then they'll definitely know we're in the south island. 677 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,481 Come on, Keira. We gotta go. We gotta go. 678 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,233 It's happening in three seconds. 679 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,859 - One, two... - You're a little shit. 680 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,486 I can't believe it! 681 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,614 Coming! 682 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:35,783 OK. Let's do this. 683 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:38,452 Jesus. 684 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,792 Whoo! 685 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,962 Whoo! Yeah! 686 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,805 ♪ Like this, like this let's do it... ♪ 687 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,641 Hey, hey, this is my jam. 688 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:02,408 ♪ How many dudes you know roll like this? 689 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,160 ♪ How many dudes you know flow like this? 690 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,188 ♪ Not many, if any not many, if any 691 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,916 ♪ how many dudes you know got the skills 692 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,734 ♪ to go and rock a show like this? 693 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,444 ♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh 694 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,071 ♪ I don't know anybody I don't know anyone. ♪ 695 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,199 You've got a little boy band going on here. 696 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,409 ♪ Yes, put me out, I'm on fire. ♪ 697 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,954 You're... you're hitting the spot, mate. 698 00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,972 ♪ How many dudes you know roll like this? 699 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,682 ♪ How many dudes you know flow like this? 700 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,377 ♪ Not many, if any not many, if any 701 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,255 ♪ how many dudes you know got the skills 702 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,632 ♪ to go and rock a show like this? 703 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:55,863 Come on, Suzie. 704 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:07,040 Hello? Davidson residence. 705 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,253 Hello? 706 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,046 Yes, hello. Uh... 707 00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,798 Is Suzie Davidson there, please? 708 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:20,466 - Who is this? - Uh, it's tom here from, uh... 709 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,974 um, tom thumb nurseries, 710 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:28,687 and, uh, Suzie was inquiring about some geraniums, 711 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:31,314 so I'm just returning her call. 712 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,735 Jon, is this you? 713 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:39,782 Uh, no. 714 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:42,367 This is not Jon. I don't even know who Jon is. 715 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:46,622 Ah! Mrs D, please don't hang up. I just need to... 716 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:23,825 What? Holy shit! No way! Where'd you get that? 717 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,744 It's a gift from your mate, Dr Hannibal Lecter. 718 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,788 I don't have any papers, though. 719 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,460 - Boom. - Boom. 720 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,253 ♪ See right through you 721 00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:37,214 ♪ flyin', highin' 722 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:38,548 ♪ Freddy voodoo... a' 723 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,343 ♪ lucid dreaming 724 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,511 ♪ magic wonder... ♪ 725 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:44,429 OK. Swapsies. 726 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,265 ♪ See this spell I'm under 727 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:49,309 ♪ make you wander... ♪ 728 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,060 - ♪ With that rhythm... ♪ - yeah. 729 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:54,731 This was a good idea. 730 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,525 Oh, I am craving 731 00:53:57,693 --> 00:54:01,530 some chips and some hokey-pokey ice cream, man. 732 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,990 - Oh, my god. - Yes. Hokey-pokey. 733 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,450 - Hokey-pokey. - Yes. 734 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,993 - Can we get some? - Yes. 735 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:10,330 - I could actually do with hokey-pokey. - Wait, I thought you were vegan. 736 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:16,211 - No! - No. Oh, no. This is a dilemma. 737 00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:17,754 - Oh, shit. - But we want it. 738 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,672 - I want it! 739 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,508 ♪ I got the wandering eye... ♪ 740 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,469 I'm hungry. 741 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:28,974 ♪ I got the wandering eye 742 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:33,520 ♪ mm-mm, mm-hm, hmm 743 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:37,190 ♪ I got the wandering eye 744 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,694 ♪ mm-hm-mm. ♪ 745 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,335 Have you ever made love when you're high? 746 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,880 I'm not high. 747 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:06,011 Oh, yeah. But I am. 748 00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:10,766 Come on. 749 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,104 Goodnight, sir. 750 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,023 We all recognise that when one or other goes, 751 00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:22,569 the other one goes within a very short space of time. 752 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:30,619 Oh, hey, do you have any of those, urn, like, cassava chips? 753 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:33,163 And maybe like a beetroot dip? 754 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,958 I just got chip chips. 755 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,584 Yesterday's spectacular police chase 756 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,336 through the capital has gone viral, 757 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,547 already clocking 4 million views on YouTube. 758 00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:45,174 These guys are crackerjacks. Have you seen this? 759 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,845 The activists responsible for the mayhem uploaded this message. 760 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,722 Our disobedience is civil and it's just, 761 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,909 and we're taking our message the length of New Zealand, 762 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,267 all the way to invercargill. 763 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:55,601 Baa! 764 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:59,897 They've been dubbed the blondini gang by fans on social media, 765 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:02,609 and have ignited a viral spike not seen since Nek Minnit 766 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,360 or the ice bucket challenge. 767 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:09,028 That is the new Cooper's right there. 768 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:12,368 Antics have caused a nation-wide sensation. 769 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:16,873 Um... uh... 770 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,419 Right, that is $17.95, thank you. 771 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:24,631 Police are trying to identify the daring trio 772 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:27,926 who claim to be continuing their crusade for animal rights 773 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:29,928 all the way to invercargill. 774 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:43,066 Guys, we... oh. Oh. 775 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,734 Luke! 776 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,029 Oh, Luke. Oh, my... 777 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,743 Nice day for it. 778 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,464 This is not so funny, Keira. 779 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,343 What do you mean viral? How many hits? 780 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,052 I don't know. Like, it's massive. 781 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:13,346 Like, OK, like the ice bucket challenge thing. 782 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:15,723 The ice bucket...? That's awesome. 783 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,767 - No, it's not awesome. - Yes, it is. 784 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,415 It's not awesome. They know where we are and what we look like. 785 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,357 - When did you upload all of that? - You didn't even tell him? 786 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,842 The protest stopped trending, alright? I had to do something. 787 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,048 So, wait, you're just gonna start a manhunt for Luke and I 788 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:32,091 and then just walk away looking like phantom of the opera? 789 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:34,033 Oh, come on. That is not what I... 790 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:36,578 You guys didn't wanna wear them, alright? 791 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,331 Anyway, they don't know where we are. 792 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:42,125 They'll be tracking the sim from your uploads, Keira. 793 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,002 They can't. It's in flight mode. 794 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:47,255 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 795 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:52,343 - I switched on data. - What? When did you do that? 796 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:55,847 Well, back at the lake. I downloaded that game. 797 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,099 Oh, Luke, you idiot! 798 00:57:58,266 --> 00:57:59,809 OK, OK, just everyone, please. 799 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,270 Just everyone turn their phones off. 800 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:21,455 Keep going. 801 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:28,630 We'll escape somehow. Bonnie and Clyde, right? 802 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:32,676 Bonnie and Clyde didn't leak a behind-the-scenes video. 803 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,178 Hey, I've been the one saying ditch the mini. 804 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,764 Not happening- 805 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:40,183 why not? 806 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:42,852 It's not even yours, is it, Luke? 807 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:47,520 Or your mum's. You stole it. It's one big, fat yellow lie. 808 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:53,529 Maybe you can just apologise, Keira. 809 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:58,618 But for what, Jon? For having the guts to stand up for something? 810 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:02,079 Look, Keira, your protest is awesome, 811 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:05,124 but you've basically told everyone 812 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:07,377 where we are and where we are headed. 813 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:13,925 Let me out. 814 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,637 What? Keira, we're knee-deep in sheep. 815 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,305 - You're not... - Let me fucking out. 816 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:20,932 Keira. 817 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,902 I'm just trying to do something meaningful, OK? 818 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,780 What are you two even doing? 819 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,072 I mean, fuck me! 820 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,950 It's like being stuck in a car between no cause and a lost one. 821 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:42,870 She's never gonna have you back, Jon. You're not enough man. 822 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,414 And you, 823 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:49,081 you need to realise that there's more to life than boy fucking racing! 824 00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:56,634 I actually thought those were the three qualities she admired in you. 825 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,387 Ugh! 826 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,305 You should clean this up, you know! 827 01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:05,518 There's shit all over the road! It's disgusting! 828 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,441 I'll go get her. 829 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,248 Oh! 830 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:28,582 Shit. 831 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:37,633 Copy that, all units. That's a go for a sweep of the town. 832 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,180 - Whoa! - Moving on, moving on! 833 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:47,727 - Go, man. Go. - That's Keira. 834 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,940 Shit. 835 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:02,075 - Keira! - Go, Luke. 836 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:04,994 - Fuck! - Get out of the car! 837 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,976 Fuck! 838 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,260 Go, man, go. They're about half a K back. 839 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,644 You did all you could, man. 840 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,858 Hmm. 841 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:46,864 I reckon they're just dead-set legends. 842 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:49,409 So it doesn't bother you that they're breaking the law? 843 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:54,706 It's giving the finger to those idiots up in the beehive. Legends. 844 01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:57,375 Well, I believe our next caller knows one of them. 845 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,168 Becca from Auckland. Hi there, Becca. 846 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,628 Hi, Paul. 847 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,297 Hi there. We believe you know the older guy. 848 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:06,176 Heroes or downright reprobates? What's the deal? 849 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:08,845 Um, well, he's not exactly a hero, 850 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,805 but, you know, he's not a bad guy either. 851 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,556 He just made a really bad call. 852 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,350 What do you mean? The Veganism? 853 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,227 Or his penchant for civil disobedience? 854 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:19,021 No. I mean a really bad call. 855 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,732 Paul". Worse than going vegan? 856 01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:24,193 It's actually a really sad story. They were sweethearts since uni. 857 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,821 - Who were? - Him and his fiancée, Suzie. 858 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:27,988 Mm. 859 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,783 But, you know, he just... 860 01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,533 Oh, I'm sorry. I've gotta go. 861 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,661 No, no, no, Becca. You called for a reason. 862 01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:35,579 What exactly did he do? 863 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,917 He... 864 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:43,584 He did a no-show at their wedding, and now he wants her back. 865 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:48,884 Oh, fantastic! What a total plonker! 866 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:52,388 This guy is a legend, you're absolutely right. Legendary... 867 01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:02,436 Oh! Oh! Argh! Son of a bitch. 868 01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:32,887 That mini was stolen long before I took it. 869 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,434 But it wasn't mine to take. 870 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,480 When mum passed... 871 01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:53,408 I took to the speedway, 872 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,451 and I felt closer to her. 873 01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,747 I won almost every race. 874 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:04,961 But I owed a chop shop crew for the stock car and all the gear. 875 01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:10,921 So I started working for them, stripping hot cars, drug runs, 876 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:15,137 wheel man on burgs, you name it. 877 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,021 But that's not me, bro. 878 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:28,567 Keira was right. 879 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,696 I'm all shit. 880 01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:35,825 No, you're the ballsiest dude I've ever met. 881 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:39,996 You're inspiring to me. 882 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,123 I mean, look at me, man. Shit, I've... 883 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:45,960 I got kicked out of my flat, I got fired by my publisher, 884 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,628 and I've been run to ground 885 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:50,506 by, you know, pretty much every cop in New Zealand. 886 01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:53,676 I got bagged out on national radio. 887 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:57,054 Those bastards. 888 01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,265 But I never felt more alive. 889 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:05,354 Screw the novel. You showed me how to write my own destiny, man. 890 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,106 That's where it's at. 891 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,360 I'm going all the way. 892 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,864 I gotta get to Suzie. 893 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,414 But, I mean, you know, the Suzie mission, it's mine, 894 01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:26,250 so, you know, you don't... 895 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,961 I mean, it's... If you think that... 896 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,924 Oh, yeah. That's a fair call. That's a fair call, man. 897 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:37,053 I mean, everyone's got their own path to take. 898 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:41,724 Bro, are we taking that car to Invercargill 899 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,019 or you plan on hitching in your undies? 900 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:54,153 Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes. 901 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:06,790 Well, there's your GPS fuse. 902 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:09,960 That's cool. 903 01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:14,590 Are you getting baked, bro? 904 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:18,385 Weed sharpens my mind. 905 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:22,139 I do some of my clearest thinking on weed. 906 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,100 And it sharpens my mind as well. 907 01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:02,134 - You look ridiculous. - Hey, shit's getting real. 908 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:06,016 Lay off the weed, bro. This ain't 'call of duty'. 909 01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:09,812 The road south's no good. 910 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,772 Come on, pork pie. 911 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,650 A couple of cops never stopped you before. 912 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:19,317 Open country, choppers, nowhere to hide. 913 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,034 That actually does sound like 'call of duty'. 914 01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,788 Do you want me to cause a diversion? 915 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:37,711 OK. Why don't you call 111 and tell them we're over there? 916 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:43,429 You're a genius. I'll do it. 917 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:48,601 Jon, I was joking, man! 918 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,536 Yes! 919 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:17,463 It's them. It's the blondini phone. 920 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,842 Uh, put it on speaker. 921 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:32,603 Slow down, man. 922 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,897 Ah! Shit! 923 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:17,231 Yes! Yes! That's what I'm talking about, brother! Whoo! 924 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,625 Hey, look at those people. Those people recognise us. 925 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,211 They're like fans or friends or something. 926 01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:22,880 Baa! 927 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,214 Whoo! 928 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:25,424 Baa! 929 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:26,592 Whoo! 930 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:31,389 Freedom of sheep! Freedom of sheep! 931 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:34,475 Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes, ladies! 932 01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:37,936 Don't eat your friends for dinner! 933 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,146 Baa! 934 01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:42,190 Sir, that is a nice jumper. Clearly a sheep lover. 935 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,026 Ah, fuck off. 936 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,403 Ah. Oh. 937 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:49,240 Maybe could've phrased that last one a little bit better. 938 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,707 Hey, guys! 939 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,127 Pull over! Hey! 940 01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:04,672 Wait, who...? Who is that? 941 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:10,302 - Hey, guys, pull over! - Who does he think he is? 942 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,096 - Who do you think you are? - I'm bongo. 943 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:17,142 I'm a mate, yeah? You guys are amazing. I love you guys. 944 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:21,810 - Nah, nah, man. I don't trust him. - Yeah, nah. We're OK, man. 945 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:24,066 - You guys are fucked! - Hey, that's not friendly. 946 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,233 Whoa. 947 01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:27,027 I'm just calling it like it is, eh? 948 01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:29,863 The cops have blocked all the roads between here and Clyde. 949 01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:33,492 They've got two choppers, eh, sweeping up from the south. 950 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:35,535 They're after you, man. They're after ya! 951 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,788 Where? How does he know that? 952 01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:39,456 - It's a... - No, no, ask him. 953 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:42,960 - Oh, oh. How do you know that? - I've got a police scanner, eh? 954 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,837 He's got a police scanner. 955 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,564 Nah, man. If he wants to follow us, he can get a Twitter account. 956 01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:49,716 - Sorry, man, nah, we're good. - I'm on Twitter. 957 01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:52,052 - No, we're all good. - I'm here to help! 958 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:54,387 - Fucking crazy. - You need some petrol, guys? 959 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,635 I can get you some petrol. I can source that for you. 960 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,393 I've got it back in my shed. I've also got some mannequins. 961 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,103 Petrol. 962 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:21,457 Slide it in, mate. Just slide it in nice and tight. Yeah, that's it. 963 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,925 I can help you guys if you want. Anything you need. 964 01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:33,761 Uh, petrol's all we need. 965 01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:43,183 I can get a... hey, I can get us 50 K's south through the farm, yeah? 966 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:47,233 Slip the noose. So we... so... 967 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,193 Uh, there's no us, bro. 968 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,904 How much do we owe you for the gas? 969 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:57,993 I'll Chuck in the gas for free as a joining fee. 970 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:03,123 There's... there's no joining. 971 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:05,959 But you're one man down, mate. Yeah, and I'm... 972 01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:08,754 No, we're not a man down. We're good. 973 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:11,214 It's good, bro. We're good. 974 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,179 When it comes down to it, guys, 975 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,348 you're gonna need some hardware, right? 976 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:23,352 Um, we're a peaceful protest, mate. 977 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,192 Ooh! 978 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:37,324 I can shoot a man 3 K away with this one. 979 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:40,035 Yeah, he wouldn't even know what hit him. 980 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,402 He could be doing anything. He could be, I don't know... 981 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,831 He could be hanging out his washing, for example. 982 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:48,836 Yeah? And thinking to himself, "I've got a little bit of a bloat. 983 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,380 "Maybe I should switch to almond milk." 984 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:55,551 And then I'm there, and then bang! 985 01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:58,512 He's dead. 986 01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:01,598 And his last thought was almond milk. 987 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,149 Hey, Pongo, we're just gonna take the gas, I think... 988 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:13,402 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - The name is bongo! 989 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:16,655 Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Easy. Look, look, look. It's all good. 990 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,782 You... you passed. You passed. 991 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:22,828 Passed what? 992 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,372 This test. This whole thing was just a test. 993 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:28,333 What? What kind of test? 994 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,711 - Well, um... - What the fuck was the name? Quick. 995 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,337 - The blondini... - Yeah, blondini. 996 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,340 - Test. - The blondini test. 997 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:38,928 We just wanted to see if you'd go all the way, and you took it... 998 01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,971 All the way, man. All the way. 999 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:43,181 Yes, yes. You nailed it, man. 1000 01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:46,602 - That was all a test? - Yeah, it was a test. 1001 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,729 You just tested me, and I pa... And I passed? 1002 01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:50,522 - Yeah, bro. - Yes, congratulations, man. 1003 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,732 I nailed it. Oh, my god, you guys are crack-up. 1004 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,861 'Cause I almost blew his brains out for calling me Pongo. 1005 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,863 - And it was just a test? - Yeah, I saw that. 1006 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:01,742 I saw that coming. 1007 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,997 And then I would've taken you out too, mate, and then myself. 1008 01:17:07,164 --> 01:17:09,666 But, anyway, c'est la vie. 1009 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:12,419 OK, here's the plan. I'll go and get my stuff. 1010 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:17,086 And then... Hit the road, Jack. Hey? 1011 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,260 Blondinis! 1012 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,430 Get the petrol can. 1013 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,102 You guys are gonna love these. 1014 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,272 Guys? 1015 01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,148 Guys! 1016 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:36,276 Oi! No! 1017 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,611 Go! Go, man, go! 1018 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,031 'Oh' my god! Guys! 1019 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,586 Holy shit! 1020 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:18,193 - Wake up! - Calm yourself! Calm yourself! 1021 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,653 - We need to get home, man! - Yes, yes, I'm doing! 1022 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,656 He fucking fired a rocket launcher, 1023 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:25,867 so just give me a second, please, to... 1024 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:29,163 Where the fuck are we? 1025 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,840 Which way? Left or right? 1026 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,051 Left. 1027 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,720 Yep. 1028 01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:48,556 Yeah, left. Left. 1029 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,767 Left, man. 1030 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,353 No, no, no, left. Left. 1031 01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:55,563 - The map's upside down. - What? 1032 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:59,084 I didn't know they did upside-down maps. 1033 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:01,028 Why would you even bother with that? 1034 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,331 I've been shot. 1035 01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,129 - Do you know who did this? - Yes. 1036 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,399 - Do you know who shot you? - Yeah, the blondini gang. 1037 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:23,133 - The blondinis? - Yes, they're driving... 1038 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,302 Yes, they're driving around in an apricot mini, 1039 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,387 and they're shooting whoever they see. 1040 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,305 - OK. - I was the only... 1041 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,017 I was the only one smart enough to survive. 1042 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:33,602 Go, go, go! 1043 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:35,145 Assembly port B. 1044 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:36,813 Quick smart, guys. 1045 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:44,988 What's going on? It's armed response. 1046 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,365 What do you mean armed? 1047 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:50,452 Guns. Armed usually means guns. 1048 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,206 - Ha! - Got your speech ready? 1049 01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:55,916 - My what ready? - Your speech. 1050 01:19:58,043 --> 01:19:59,961 About what you're gonna say to Suzie. 1051 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,588 No. You got any ideas? 1052 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,400 - No, I don't have any ideas. - You brought it up. 1053 01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:05,402 - You must have some ideas. - I'm not in your situation. 1054 01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:07,988 - I haven't been in your situation. - OK, alright! I think I'm gonna... 1055 01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,805 Yes, I've got some things to say. 1056 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,390 - Well, hit me. - I didn't... 1057 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:14,142 I'm... I'll just... I'll go with the moment. 1058 01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,943 Detective, what's going on? 1059 01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,154 Wait, this isn't about the boys, right? But... 1060 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:27,906 - Come on. - Is it? 1061 01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:34,871 Come on, hurry up! 1062 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:39,125 - Oh! - Shit. Sorry! 1063 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,712 Oh. 1064 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:16,830 I'm gonna try that phone box. 1065 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,666 OK, I'll get us a feed. 1066 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,942 Shit. 1067 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:54,867 Hello? 1068 01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:00,331 - Mum, have you seen my phone? - No, darling. 1069 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,125 Oh, it's so weird. 1070 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,932 I thought I left it in here charging, but I can't find it anywhere. 1071 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:07,381 - Aw. - I need to book my taxi. 1072 01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,806 Did you know your land line's unplugged? 1073 01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:19,976 Oh, yes, I did it. 1074 01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:23,814 Telemarketing vulture's been bothering me all week. 1075 01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,164 Hello. Davidson residence. 1076 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:43,082 I'm just gonna go take a piss. 1077 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:45,669 Hello? 1078 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,087 Hello? 1079 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,557 Blondini gang member Keira Leigh-Jones 1080 01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,977 has caused further embarrassment to police 1081 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:04,813 by streaming this plea while in custody. 1082 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,648 We're a peaceful protest, so please, 1083 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,733 I need you all to challenge this police action. 1084 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:10,903 If you can tweet your support, post to our... 1085 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:18,701 Justin, all cars. There's been a shooting in roxburgh. 1086 01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:20,620 Suspects are the blondini gang. 1087 01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:22,789 They're believed to be armed and dangerous 1088 01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:26,668 and heading south in a mini Cooper's, registration lz6393. 1089 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:29,921 I repeat - iz6393. 1090 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:33,050 Shit. 1091 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:36,137 There's no way the boys would have been involved in that alleged shooting. 1092 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:38,222 Violence goes against everything we stand for. 1093 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:39,806 Ban live exports! 1094 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:41,641 Miss Leigh-Jones rejected... 1095 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,602 in the interest of public safety, 1096 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,980 they're taking allegations of a shooting spree... 1097 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:53,694 The police response has sparked an outcry 1098 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,864 among fans on Twitter and Instagram, 1099 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:58,575 with many saying the armed offenders squad mobilization 1100 01:23:58,742 --> 01:24:01,077 is a major overreaction. 1101 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:27,937 Hey, Luke! Man, come on. It's the cops. 1102 01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:31,023 Come on. 1103 01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:33,443 Bro, it's the... 1104 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,364 What? 1105 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,159 What's going on, man? 1106 01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:45,744 Get down on the ground, sir. Get down on the ground. 1107 01:24:45,872 --> 01:24:47,665 Oh, no. Oh, jeez. 1108 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:49,751 You shot him! 1109 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:52,795 - What's going on, pup? - It's the blondinis. They're armed. 1110 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:55,048 Do you see any guns, dipshit?! 1111 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,175 It's OK, mate. It's alright. 1112 01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,427 - We gotta stop that bleeding. - Step away, sir. 1113 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:02,235 - These men are dangerous. - You're the one that's dangerous, mate. 1114 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:03,807 Step away, sir. 1115 01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:05,976 Step away, sir! 1116 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,288 If you don't put that thing down and get some help for my mate, 1117 01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:09,813 I'm gonna shove it up your arse, OK?! 1118 01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:11,439 Take it easy. Take it easy. 1119 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:12,941 Take it easy. 1120 01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:17,988 Call for an air ambulance and some backup. 1121 01:25:18,155 --> 01:25:21,491 - Hey, man, it's... it's OK. - Sorry, man. 1122 01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:24,429 No, no, it's all good. It's all good. Help's on the way. It's all good. 1123 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:26,329 - I'll be all good, man. - Yeah. 1124 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,705 I'll be all good. 1125 01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:29,708 You need to get to invercargill. 1126 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,502 No, man. I'm not... I'm not taking the car without you, bro. 1127 01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:34,462 You're taking that car to Invercargill, bro. 1128 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,214 No, I'm not going without you. 1129 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,681 - You need to go, bro. - I'm not leaving without you, OK? 1130 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,725 - I'm not leaving without you. - Bro, you need to go! 1131 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,062 Oh, fuck. 1132 01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:00,238 Goodbye, pork pie. 1133 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:05,785 Hey! Hey, you, stop! 1134 01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:08,162 Move the truck! Can we move the truck, please, sir? 1135 01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:11,166 Sir, I'll take over here. Can you please move the truck? 1136 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,253 Come back here! Will you come back here?! 1137 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,713 Stop! Get the truck out of the way! 1138 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:25,639 Fuck. 1139 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:42,823 I'm taking this bloody car 1140 01:26:42,989 --> 01:26:45,616 to invercargill! 1141 01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,579 Whoo! 1142 01:26:57,129 --> 01:26:59,631 Speculation is rife on social media 1143 01:26:59,798 --> 01:27:02,801 that the blondinis may have been unarmed. 1144 01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:05,512 This is just not on. It's not on. 1145 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:08,807 Firing a single shot, wounding the male. 1146 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:12,394 Hello, fats. Are you watching the telly? 1147 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:15,564 Apparently desperate to get to his former fiancee... 1148 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:16,773 I know. 1149 01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:21,110 Yeah. It's time to get the lads out. 1150 01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:22,797 Would the driver of the mini pull over and surrender your weapon? 1151 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:25,716 Surrender your weapon. 1152 01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:30,384 This is a police operation. I repeat, the driver of the mini, pull over. 1153 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,599 Surrender your weapon. 1154 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,275 Hello, Davidson residence. 1155 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:45,486 Oh, Mrs D! Look, I'm sorry, OK? Just please don't fucking hang up, OK? 1156 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,405 I really need to speak to Suzie. 1157 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,782 - Please! - It's me, Jon. 1158 01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:52,494 Oh, Suzie, hi! It's... hi. 1159 01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:56,873 I actually, um... I can't talk. I'm packing, so... 1160 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:59,917 Um, why? Where are you going? 1161 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:02,629 I need a fresh start, Jon. 1162 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:05,006 I decided to take that UK gig. 1163 01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:12,388 Well, um, I've gotta go. The... the taxi's here, so... 1164 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,617 No, no, no. Suze, don't. Don't. Please don't. Please. 1165 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,561 This is all fucked up. This is all fucked up, OK? 1166 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,102 I fucked it up. I fucked it up. 1167 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,688 You're an incredible person, 1168 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,124 and you didn't deserve to be treated like that, alright? I... 1169 01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:24,544 I just didn't think you'd want to spend the rest of your life 1170 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,528 with a loser like me, OK, and so I broke it. 1171 01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:28,154 I broke it. 1172 01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:31,657 And it was a prick of a thing to do, and, actually, it was unforgivable. 1173 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:33,993 It was unforgivable. 1174 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,704 And I don't expect you to take me back. 1175 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:38,915 I don't... I, um... 1176 01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:42,627 Shit, I don't even expect you to talk to me again ever. I just, um... 1177 01:29:43,670 --> 01:29:45,880 I just... I want you to know 1178 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:49,675 that I think you're the most beautiful person that I have met. 1179 01:29:51,344 --> 01:29:52,928 And you're perfect. 1180 01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:55,557 And I blew it. 1181 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,642 I blew it. 1182 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:05,733 Where are you? 1183 01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,861 About half an hour out of town. 1184 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,574 You came down? 1185 01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:17,241 Yeah. Yeah, I just thought I'd pop down to see you. 1186 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:26,295 OK. 1187 01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:31,801 OK, we can meet at the casa Del mar 1188 01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:35,137 at 7 o'clock for... 10 minutes 1189 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:37,849 and while my taxi's waiting, OK? 1190 01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:40,268 Um... 1191 01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:44,439 OK, suze, here's the thing. 1192 01:30:48,109 --> 01:30:49,652 It's quite... I'm in a... 1193 01:30:49,819 --> 01:30:52,488 Jon, just show up for me, alright? 1194 01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:56,033 Be nice to know what that feels like. 1195 01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:58,411 Who was that? 1196 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:03,791 Oh, urn, yeah, the telemarketing people again. 1197 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:11,257 OK. 1198 01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:13,551 OK. 1199 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:16,178 OK. 1200 01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:31,193 Deployment of police and armed response personnel. 1201 01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:34,030 It appears the blondini mini is being 1202 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:35,865 funnelled towards the deployment. 1203 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,200 Driver of the mini, pull over. Surrender your weapon. 1204 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:39,452 Shit! 1205 01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:41,871 I repeat - surrender your weapon. 1206 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,125 Pull over immediately. 1207 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:51,088 This is a police operation. I repeat - surrender your weapon. 1208 01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:13,278 Fats, you little cracker! 1209 01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:18,533 G'day. 1210 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:22,704 Fats! Southland mini club! 1211 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:25,790 - How you going? - I've been better. 1212 01:32:25,957 --> 01:32:28,668 Just follow the clown in the white JCW. 1213 01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:32,088 OK, thanks, man, but this... This isn't your problem. 1214 01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:33,839 Nah, you fucked up, bro. 1215 01:32:34,007 --> 01:32:36,718 We need to get you to the missus so you can sort it out, eh? 1216 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,721 All mini drivers must pull over immediately. 1217 01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:44,225 Oh wait, what's a...? What's a JCW? 1218 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:47,269 All mini drivers pull over immediately. 1219 01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:07,498 Oh! 1220 01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,192 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1221 01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:49,541 Get out of the car! Hands in the air! 1222 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:51,875 Up! Up! Up! Up! 1223 01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,760 Dick. 1224 01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:02,887 Keep in touch. 1225 01:34:03,054 --> 01:34:04,555 - Oh. - Love you. 1226 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:06,223 I love you too. 1227 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:15,567 Shit! 1228 01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:18,110 Excuse me, ma'am. Does Suzie Davidson live here? 1229 01:34:18,278 --> 01:34:19,529 No. 1230 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:22,657 - So you don't know where she is? - I don't know who she is. 1231 01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:38,965 Yeah! Yes! 1232 01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:40,216 You fuckers! 1233 01:34:48,725 --> 01:34:50,685 Oh, shit. 1234 01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:58,651 Shit. 1235 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:01,320 Take out the tyres. 1236 01:35:12,290 --> 01:35:13,332 Ha ha! 1237 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:13,893 The prime news team's following 1238 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:16,062 what is now a fiery beacon 1239 01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:17,772 as it drives across town. 1240 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,982 Surely, the whole country is watching 1241 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,568 as police again close in on the mini, 1242 01:36:22,735 --> 01:36:24,445 which has reappeared on fire. 1243 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:26,030 Yes, Simon. 1244 01:36:26,197 --> 01:36:29,325 I'm just hoping that it doesn't end in further tragedy. 1245 01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:51,138 Reporter". Surely this incredible drama is near its close. 1246 01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:10,866 - Suzie? - Jon. 1247 01:37:19,959 --> 01:37:21,627 What have you done? 1248 01:37:24,213 --> 01:37:25,756 Just kiss her! 1249 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:32,221 My... 1250 01:37:32,388 --> 01:37:36,888 Armed police. Get down on the ground. Get down on the ground. 1251 01:37:38,895 --> 01:37:41,564 This is what it's like, Suzie. 1252 01:37:43,232 --> 01:37:44,942 What what's like? 1253 01:37:47,111 --> 01:37:50,697 Me showing up for you. 1254 01:38:01,667 --> 01:38:03,877 Unbelievable scenes here in Invercargill. 1255 01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,021 Armed response units... 1256 01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:23,647 Armed police, calm down! 1257 01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:25,900 Oh, give them a minute! Give them a minute! 1258 01:38:27,568 --> 01:38:29,069 Get down! 1259 01:39:26,335 --> 01:39:27,627 Suze. 1260 01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:33,426 Can you just move... Move down a little bit? 1261 01:39:38,848 --> 01:39:40,933 You'll need a lawyer, won't you? 1262 01:39:44,854 --> 01:39:47,815 ♪ My hands are tied 1263 01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:52,482 ♪ oh, I could be a victim 1264 01:39:52,778 --> 01:39:55,238 ♪ when my tongue won't move... ♪ 1265 01:39:55,406 --> 01:39:58,867 It's not illegal to have a pash, is it, guys? It's OK to do that, eh? 1266 01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:01,454 It's totally legal. 1267 01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:04,165 ♪ When I needed you most 1268 01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:07,793 ♪ I couldn't find the language 1269 01:40:09,712 --> 01:40:12,047 ♪ when I needed you more 1270 01:40:12,215 --> 01:40:15,343 ♪ I couldn't say a word 1271 01:40:16,719 --> 01:40:20,597 ♪ my hands truly tied 1272 01:40:20,765 --> 01:40:24,310 ♪ yeah, I know I'm a prisoner 1273 01:40:24,477 --> 01:40:28,606 ♪ when my tongue wouldn't move 1274 01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:31,650 ♪ you have it tied with your heartstrings again... ♪ 1275 01:40:31,817 --> 01:40:35,445 - How you feeling, mate? - Hmm? Good. I feel good. 1276 01:40:35,613 --> 01:40:38,157 - She's a little bit late. - Ooh. 1277 01:40:38,324 --> 01:40:40,701 It's alright. They always do that. 1278 01:40:41,953 --> 01:40:44,121 ♪ When I needed you more 1279 01:40:44,288 --> 01:40:47,833 ♪ I couldn't say a word... ♪ 1280 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:50,168 Uh, just sign this before you take him away. 1281 01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:52,379 ♪ When I needed you most 1282 01:40:52,547 --> 01:40:56,092 - ♪ I couldn't find the language... ♪ - cheers. 1283 01:40:56,259 --> 01:40:57,969 Where is he? 1284 01:40:58,135 --> 01:40:59,719 ♪ When I needed you more 1285 01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:02,556 ♪ I couldn't say a word... ♪ 1286 01:41:02,723 --> 01:41:04,307 - Where? - Shit. 1287 01:41:06,227 --> 01:41:10,147 ♪ One day a heap on the ground 1288 01:41:10,314 --> 01:41:13,608 ♪ next day I'm so proud 1289 01:41:13,776 --> 01:41:18,276 ♪ today I don't know 1290 01:41:21,450 --> 01:41:23,243 ♪ I don't know 1291 01:41:24,870 --> 01:41:26,162 ♪ he' 1292 01:41:27,498 --> 01:41:29,166 ♪ now 1293 01:41:43,806 --> 01:41:46,141 ♪ when I needed you more 1294 01:41:46,309 --> 01:41:50,809 ♪ couldn't say a word 1295 01:41:54,108 --> 01:41:58,608 ♪ couldn't say a word. ♪ 1295 01:41:59,305 --> 01:42:05,773 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9q9nm Help other users to choose the best subtitles 95902