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All right, everybody,
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let's go ahead and start to shut up.
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We're gonna jump right
in on the one subject
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that brings me a little
bit of joy in Toledo
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where I find myself currently trapped...
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Taking down my rival Miles.
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Now, I had a pretty good idea.
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I was thinking maybe we
could hack into his Tesla.
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How hard would that be?
I know it's possible.
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You think you guys could do that,
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or are you guys the kinda nerds
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that are good at computers,
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or are you the kinda nerds
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that smell bad and wear capes?
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Uh, you know what? Let's
go ahead a pin in that,
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because a cute girl who
actually meets my standards
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has swiped right on me.
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I don't know if you guys
know what that means,
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but basically, it just means
that it's... it's bang time.
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Is it going to be happening
here in front of us?
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No, Anthony, it's not gonna be happening
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in front of you, you little freak!
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No, we're gonna go get a drink.
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Guys, gotta say...
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I got a really good feeling about this one.
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Can I get a "get some"?
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Get some!
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That's my girl! All right!
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Um... see ya, dudes.
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One, two, three, four!
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Now boarding for New York city.
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Whoo!
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If it's on my license, you know,
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they're not gonna want to save me.
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- No.
- They're gonna wanna
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- harvest my organs.
- Yes!
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That's what they want, they want my organs.
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Yes, exactly. And I am
not gonna die on the table
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so some drunk slob can get my liver.
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No, no, no. No, that's not fair.
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- No!
- You should have your liver.
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It's very good. It's pristine.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- Nice...
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So, you wanna... head up to your place?
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I really like you, Jack.
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I just... I just wanna get to
know you a little bit better.
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Yeah, sure. More dates.
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I'm around.
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Cool. Good night.
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Good night.
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Wake up. We're in Toledo.
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Time to go to work.
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Now boarding for Cleveland...
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Okeydokey, Principal Durbin.
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Here are your daily announcements.
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- Thank you, Helen.
- You're welcome.
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Betty bought butter but the
butter was bitter, so Betty
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bought better butter to make
the bitter butter better.
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Ah.
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The Magazine Drive ends Friday.
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O... kay. Oh!
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Oh! Text from Jack.
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"Running late. Can you
cover for me, bud?"
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Called me bud. Helen, you gotta
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do the announcements
just this one time, okay?
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Oh, no, I can't do that.
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I get way too nervous.
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I-I was in my cousin's wedding,
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and if you've never fainted
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mouth-first onto a candle...
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it was a nightmare.
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I-I actually ate fire.
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No, I can't... I can't do that.
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Just read off the paper.
It'll be fine, okay?
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It'll be so easy.
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Jack! You look really bad.
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Yeah. Had a... bit of
a rough one last night.
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- I had a date in New York.
- Again?
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"Ooh, look at me. I'm Jack.
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I'm too good for Toledo women."
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Well I'm glad you understand.
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Look, maybe taking a bus
to New York isn't ideal,
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but it's worth it to date a woman
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who doesn't believe in angels.
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- They're watching over us.
- They help us.
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- Don't hate on an...
- You know what?
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Wouldn't it be easier
to just come to the bar
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with us tonight?
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Come on.
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Yeah, sure, maybe I should just go ahead
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and alienate all of my core principles
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and date in Toledo. While I'm at it,
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maybe I can eat pie on the toilet.
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- I've done that.
- Okay, see,
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- don't disrespect pie.
- That's disgusting!
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Good morning, Whitlock High.
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It's your daily announcements.
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It's Meatloaf Day in the cafeteria.
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There will be a vegetarian option.
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Too bad there's not an edible option.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Creamed spinach will also be served.
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And for dessert... Violent illness.
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- Salmonella pie.
- Oh!
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The green apple two-trot.
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That's... funny. That... Okay.
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And now, a special guest
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to make your morning announcement.
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This is Coach Novak.
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There's gonna be
immediate suspension
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if anybody's gawking at pornography.
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Ha ha. She's really bustin' my chops.
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Hey, guys, this was a real kick.
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Don't tell anybody that I, you know,
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went over my... Aah!
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Oh!
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Wow. I always thought announcements were...
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a way to impart vital information,
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but I guess what people like more
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are dumb... stupid dumb jokes.
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Okay, everybody, I'm here.
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Thank you so much for covering.
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I really appreciate it. You're the best.
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Best? The best at what?
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He is an odd little duck.
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- So, did you get some?
- Did I get some?
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Oh, my God, Heather, thank you for asking,
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but, no, I did not get any.
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I been commuting to
New York to go on dates,
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which is a little bit
complicated, to say the least.
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But now, for practical
reasons, I find myself
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considering dating in Toledo.
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Uh, at the risk of being contrary,
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haven't you already dated in Toledo?
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Doesn't your high school
ex-girlfriend live here?
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Oh, look. It's you.
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Wonderful. Good to see you, Marcus. Yes.
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Meredith is the exception, you know.
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But there's always gonna be an exception.
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You see, sophisticated New York women,
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they're really more my type.
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You guys know what type is, right?
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Victor, what's your type?
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- Huh?
- Your type.
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Who would you wanna get with?
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Like... if I could marry anyone?
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Yeah, sure, man. Whatever.
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Just say who it is.
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- I don't wanna say.
- Why not?
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Oh... is it something
weird? Is it like somebody
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- in your family?
- No!
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Is it a big doll? You
could just say who it is,
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or I could just keep guessing.
Is it your sister?
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- It's her.
- Oh. Cool.
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It's somebody who's... in the room.
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That's great. We can follow up.
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Grace, do you like Victor?
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No! That's too bad.
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But you know what, it's gotta feel good
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to get that off your chest, clear that up.
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All right, guys. Good job, everybody.
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See ya tomorrow. Grace...
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Good job today.
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Success!
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Oh, look who showed up.
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Yeah, well, it was either this
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or a 15-hour bus ride to Long Island,
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so... it was a toss-up.
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Mm-hmm. What the hell are you wearing?
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I'm sorry... did you
just come back from court?
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Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.
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Ah!
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Well, we're glad you came.
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- What are you guys drinkin'?
- Oh, I'm not.
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You don't wanna see me drink.
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I get really emotional
and clean out my purse.
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- It's nuts.
- Oh, well, that was
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a long way around "no, thank you."
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- Yeah, she does that.
- So, Jack,
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here's what we're talking about.
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Now, I'm looking to catch
a financially stable man
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for a casual yet respectable situationship.
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- Hmm.
- And Mary over here
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is looking for a scuzzy little liar.
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Oh, you always hated Mark.
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Well, he stole your computer.
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- He's fixing the viruses.
- No, he's not.
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I'll tell you what kind of guy I like.
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My husband Keith. He's so good to me.
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He planted me a secret garden.
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I don't know what's in
there. I think it's tomatoes!
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- Ha ha ha ha.
- So what are you
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- looking for, Jack?
- Well...
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this one over by the bar
seems acceptable to me.
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- Oh, she's acceptable.
- Oh, yes.
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- She will serve my needs nicely.
- Her parents must be so proud.
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Stop it, I mean, no, she's... she's cute.
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That's our yoga teacher Vicky.
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- Ah.
- Okay, we'll go grease
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the runway, but you have to land the plane.
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Uh... I think I got it.
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Okay...
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Yeah.
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I, uh...
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had sex with the Head of Women's Studies,
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so I think I can handle Yoga Vicky, right?
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Ah...
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This is who we were talking about.
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Jack is so smart
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and has so many sweaters...
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So, Jack, we're gonna
go grab another drink.
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Will you keep our friend Vicky company?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
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Hi, Jack. Nice to meet you.
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Hi. It's nice to meet you too.
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It's, uh... always nice to meet new people.
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I just moved here from Cambridge.
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That's where Harvard is.
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I taught there. At Harvard.
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I was a philosophy professor, so...
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- Okay.
- At Harvard.
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It's a prestigious
university in the Northeast.
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I know.
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Oh... I have a work emergency.
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Oh, a yoga emergency?
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Michelle told me where you work.
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Well, then you know what this is.
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Morning, boss!
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Want a little touch-up before we...
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Dennis, roll it.
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I got a new take.
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Okay...
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Ahh. Yeah.
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Good mornin', Whitlock High!
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Here's the morning
announcements in your face!
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Ooh!
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Guess what's for lunch today. Pizza!
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With a side order of hepatitis A.
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Ha ha. Cafeteria food.
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Sucks! Right?
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You know who else has hepatitis A?
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Jeremy Jones.
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Jeremy will be spending
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some time at Children's Hospital,
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so everybody sign the big card.
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We love you, Jeremy.
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Oh! My God, a huge
celebrity just dropped by.
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Yo, whazzup?
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It's Snoop Da-zoggy Dogg!
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Get your tickets
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- to the Sadie Hawkins dance.
- What?
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I think that's blackface.
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Ah, l...
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What ya thinkin', chief?
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Uh, thanks for asking. I don't know.
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I don't know. Last
night, I opened myself up
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to dating Toledo women.
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You clean up?
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One would think.
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Uh, no, you know what? I...
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I came up empty all night.
262
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You know, I have devoted my entire life
263
00:10:28,245 --> 00:10:30,813
to studying logic and reason, but this...
264
00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,946
this night made me
question everything. Truly.
265
00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:35,150
I-I-I
just...
266
00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:36,781
I don't know what... went wrong.
267
00:10:37,382 --> 00:10:38,771
You probably talked about Harvard
268
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,852
- and philosophy too much.
- Sarika...
269
00:10:42,362 --> 00:10:44,161
you may have stumbled onto something there.
270
00:10:44,196 --> 00:10:46,764
Mm-hmm. You're saying that
it was too in their face
271
00:10:46,799 --> 00:10:48,079
how much better I was than them.
272
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,378
That... wasn't really
273
00:10:49,412 --> 00:10:51,046
- what I...
- A preemptive self-rejection.
274
00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:52,781
An interesting concept,
and I think we should
275
00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:54,315
get it on its feet. Victor.
276
00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,750
Please, no more...
277
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,118
Is that why you've never confessed
278
00:10:57,153 --> 00:10:58,753
your secret crush on Grace?
279
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,655
Because you're afraid that
she's going to reject you.
280
00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,922
You think that you are beneath her.
281
00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,179
Please wake up.
282
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,337
- Please wake up.
- Grace, do you think
283
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,273
you could ever be into Victor?
284
00:11:06,327 --> 00:11:08,836
- What's wrong with him?
- I don't want to say.
285
00:11:08,871 --> 00:11:10,504
Oh. You don't wanna say.
286
00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,440
Maybe it's you that's into weird stuff.
287
00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:15,142
- Maybe I should start guessing...
- I have a secret boyfriend.
288
00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:17,110
- Is it me?
- It's not a secret
289
00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:18,345
- to the boyfriend.
- Okay, this is good.
290
00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,180
Yeah, no, okay, so, um,
291
00:11:20,215 --> 00:11:22,149
Grace, who is the lucky guy?
292
00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:24,667
It's Marcus.
293
00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:26,034
My best friend?
294
00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:31,621
Okay. Well, this has been a
surprisingly productive class.
295
00:11:31,622 --> 00:11:33,487
Thank you, Grace. Thank you, Victor.
296
00:11:33,524 --> 00:11:35,490
This has been very helpful for me.
297
00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,158
Good work.
298
00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,194
Did you make that at home?
299
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,495
- Yeah, girl.
- I might have to
300
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,264
- sneak in there.
- Hey, guys. Okay,
301
00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:44,315
so I think you were right.
I misplayed it last night.
302
00:11:44,316 --> 00:11:45,414
Oh... ya think?
303
00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:47,436
I get it, I get it. I hashed
it out with my students,
304
00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:49,561
and I realized with my Harvard pedigree,
305
00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:52,287
I was like a Grace in
a bar full of Victors.
306
00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:54,556
But I get it now. Let's get back in there
307
00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,279
and let's get after it. I
need you guys to wing me.
308
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,713
- Let's go.
- You gonna take our advice?
309
00:11:58,749 --> 00:11:59,670
Yes!
310
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,644
What was it again?
311
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,546
Just... be normal.
312
00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,388
Right. Just... normal.
313
00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:08,170
Why are you saying it weird?
314
00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:10,003
Jack, it's "nermal." Oh, my God,
315
00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:11,638
now I can't say it either.
316
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,691
Sorry, Jack, it's a no.
317
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,192
How 'bout this. I'll buy drinks all night.
318
00:12:15,227 --> 00:12:16,526
- Good answer!
- Here we go.
319
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:18,103
- Good answer, good answer.
- Normal.
320
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,465
Thank God I got it back.
321
00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:21,770
Whew!
322
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,436
Ooh. Now, there's a sturdy one,
323
00:12:26,472 --> 00:12:29,473
looking like he could
mow his lawn in a tornado.
324
00:12:29,508 --> 00:12:30,742
Well, you better give it up
325
00:12:30,743 --> 00:12:32,008
for these pear-shaped men
326
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,523
- lookin' just like they mamas.
- Mmm...
327
00:12:33,524 --> 00:12:35,224
Hey, hey. What do you guys think?
328
00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,592
- Took your advice.
- You know,
329
00:12:36,628 --> 00:12:38,857
mm-mm, I'm sorry, I forgot, ladies.
330
00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,616
Was our advice to make him look like
331
00:12:40,641 --> 00:12:43,514
a cell phone salesman from the mall kiosk?
332
00:12:43,523 --> 00:12:45,389
Ha ha ha ha. No, no, no.
333
00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:47,525
This is so the Toledo women
will not be intimidated by me.
334
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,762
Oh, so you think this
is what's normal here?
335
00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:52,429
Yep. Tonight I'm just
normal old Toledo Jack.
336
00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:55,099
Oh, waiter? Yeah. Can I
get a plate of cheese fries
337
00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:56,433
and any kind of a beer
338
00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:58,502
that's got a landscape on the can.
339
00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,550
Let's do this!
340
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,132
All right, guys, ready to set me up?
341
00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:07,747
Grease the runway?
342
00:13:07,782 --> 00:13:09,349
No, no, no, no, no, Toledo Jack.
343
00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:10,683
We wants no parts
344
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,754
- of whatever is happening here.
- Right.
345
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,851
But do leave your tab open... thank you.
346
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:17,210
Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go.
347
00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,945
- Good luck.
- Watch him leave.
348
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,947
Look... Look at it. Look at his belt.
349
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:23,903
Ah... man. Feels good to sit down.
350
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,089
Can I buy you a drink?
351
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,300
Sure, I'll... I'll have another house wine.
352
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:30,185
Great. Another house wine, please.
353
00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,306
Yeah, so...
354
00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:34,972
Isis.
355
00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,304
Don't those guys drive you nuts?
356
00:13:37,305 --> 00:13:38,497
You know, for me,
357
00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:40,364
it's like, ah, God, stop, you know?
358
00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,952
You make me sick.
359
00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:44,085
Yeah. Isis isn't great.
360
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,237
Yeah. No. It's like, you know...
361
00:13:52,095 --> 00:13:53,228
Ahh... hey.
362
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:56,061
Are you, uh, an organ donor?
363
00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:58,085
- Yeah, of course.
- Of course you are. Me too.
364
00:13:58,121 --> 00:14:00,654
I would love to be able
to... you know, donate my...
365
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,322
I mean, I don't wanna die, but if I did,
366
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:05,427
I wanna give some kid the
gift of sight, you know?
367
00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:07,327
Maybe I would get to see the world
368
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:08,662
through a child's eyes again.
369
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:10,588
Is that how it works? I don't know.
370
00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:12,855
I'm just some normal
guy. I don't read much.
371
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,661
- ? I love gin juice ?
- That is funny.
372
00:14:19,696 --> 00:14:20,829
? Drivin' in my car ?
373
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,262
? Gin juice ?
374
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,262
Is there anything that
I can do before I go?
375
00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:29,583
No, uh, Helen, I think you've done enough.
376
00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:31,840
- Ralph, is there something...
- Could you close the door?
377
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,742
Can you do that, Helen?
Can you close the door?
378
00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:35,542
Or is that too simple? Do you need to
379
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:36,941
put like a fun spin on it.
380
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,037
Or can I have. The door. Closed.
381
00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:41,012
Which is... all I ever... wanted?
382
00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:44,734
See how easy that was?
383
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:46,618
- Oh, no.
- Excellent.
384
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,004
I'm doing this!
385
00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,903
- This place sucks.
- Please.
386
00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:52,472
Did you think that wearing a golf shirt
387
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:54,269
and talking about organ donors would work?
388
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,069
You know what I think?
I think you're afraid
389
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,883
you'll meet someone and like Toledo.
390
00:14:57,884 --> 00:15:00,524
Ooh! Michelle, comin'
through with the realness.
391
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,549
Yes, and you know what? And
while you're "slumming" it
392
00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:04,351
- with the commoners...
- Here we go.
393
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:06,554
You're missing out on some fabulous women.
394
00:15:06,555 --> 00:15:08,154
- Okay?
- Truth bomb.
395
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,957
All right, well, thank
you for the therapy, buds,
396
00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,082
I appreciate it, but
I'm done with this place.
397
00:15:13,093 --> 00:15:15,327
Oh, stay! We're gonna get some fire wings
398
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:17,004
and do pucker shots.
399
00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:18,747
Plus, Michelle is drinking,
400
00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:21,451
and so we might need a white
man to talk to the cops.
401
00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:23,146
Well, this was fun, but I think I'm gonna
402
00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:25,315
- close out my tab. Sorry, guys.
- Oh...
403
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,551
Hey, can I close out, please? Thanks.
404
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,583
Not a single imported beer.
405
00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:32,851
God, I forgot I'm in Garbage City.
406
00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:34,278
It's actually Glass City.
407
00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:38,532
Yeah, no thanks.
408
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,667
I'm good. I don't need to
update my cell phone plan.
409
00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:42,202
Oh, no, no, these clothes...
410
00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:44,178
I'm doing a social experiment.
411
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,429
I'm actually just in
town for a brief stint.
412
00:15:46,909 --> 00:15:48,241
I'm taking a break from Harvard.
413
00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,076
- Oh.
- Yeah, you know what?
414
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,642
Forget that.
415
00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:53,157
I-I'm Jack.
416
00:15:53,158 --> 00:15:55,290
I take it you're not
from around here either?
417
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,159
Chloe. From Baltimore.
418
00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:59,527
Yeah, I can see that you enjoy this city
419
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:00,762
about as much as I do.
420
00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:02,030
- It's the worst.
- Yeah.
421
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:03,698
Oh, don't even try getting decent sushi.
422
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,138
- What?
- It's impossible.
423
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:07,005
You know what I worry about? I worry about
424
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,706
the doctors. I mean, if you're
actually good at surgery,
425
00:16:08,742 --> 00:16:10,107
what are you doing
here? I mean, how did you
426
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,675
not move to Chicago?
427
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,344
Well, at least the people are amazing.
428
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:14,778
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, right? I mean
429
00:16:14,813 --> 00:16:16,747
like that guy over there
with his gut hanging out?
430
00:16:16,782 --> 00:16:19,107
He just invited me to his
summer home in Provence.
431
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,918
- Oh! You gonna go?
- Oh, I have to.
432
00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:22,453
- I think you should.
- How do you turn that down?
433
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:24,621
Check this out. See da Vinci over there?
434
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:26,456
Yeah, he just invited me to check out
435
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:27,925
this crazy new invention
436
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,964
that he's never even tried called "a fork."
437
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,149
We shouldn't be too hard on this place.
438
00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,130
- No.
- Right? I mean, after all,
439
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,266
there is a table of
scientists right over there.
440
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:37,853
- Really?
- Yeah.
441
00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:40,149
Ugh! They're brilliant.
442
00:16:40,184 --> 00:16:42,350
Booyah! These shots are
not gonna drink themselves.
443
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,987
Hey, you wanna get outta here
444
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,922
before the dumb rubs off on us?
445
00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,702
Uh, uh...
446
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:53,261
I think they're just having fun.
447
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,263
And, uh, actually,
448
00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:57,061
they're friends of mine.
449
00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:59,061
Right! My friend is here too.
450
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,662
Right over there. She's the lady
451
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:02,219
that brought her newborn to the bar.
452
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:03,932
Busties!
453
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,867
Yeah, first of all, you really know
454
00:17:05,903 --> 00:17:06,950
how to run a joke into the ground.
455
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:08,474
Secondly, I wasn't kidding.
456
00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:09,901
They really are friends of mine.
457
00:17:10,142 --> 00:17:12,076
You know what? No. I'm
gonna keep this open.
458
00:17:12,111 --> 00:17:14,077
Can I get three blue pucker shots, please?
459
00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:17,833
Uh, actually... make it four.
460
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,295
Also...
461
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,731
Baltimore... It's a third-rate city.
462
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:25,017
It sucks. And you have dead
women buried in your parks.
463
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,825
- Ladies, some shots.
- Hey!
464
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:32,060
It looks like you were making
it happen with that one.
465
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,495
What'd you mess up this time?
466
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,330
Who knows? But it looked like you guys
467
00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:37,165
were having more fun over
here, so I figured I join you
468
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,300
- and stay.
- Okay!
469
00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:40,058
- All right!
- Hey, hey!
470
00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:42,245
- Mm.
- Yeah!
471
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,599
Tornado Dance!
472
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,507
- Yeah...
- Uh...
473
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,659
excuse you?
474
00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:48,509
- Yeah?
- No, no, no, no, no.
475
00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:50,511
Sorry. Sorry, that's on us.
476
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:52,147
It's not worth it, girl, it's not worth it.
477
00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,316
Walk away.
478
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,101
Oops. It looks like there's
a little lighting issue.
479
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,207
There's a shadow. You want me to fix that?
480
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,940
Yeah, sure, Helen. Why don't you just
481
00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:11,809
- take over the whole production?
- I can't take this anymore!
482
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,510
What is this about, Ralph?
483
00:18:14,419 --> 00:18:15,873
Dennis, a moment.
484
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,135
You really don't know
what this is about, do you?
485
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,879
Morning announcements were my chance
486
00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,094
to be the cool guy,
487
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:23,352
to connect with the students,
488
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:25,007
and you took them from me!
489
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:28,568
Oh, Ralph, why would I ever
do anything to hurt you?
490
00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:30,683
You pulled me up from the gutter.
491
00:18:30,684 --> 00:18:31,848
You're an amazing man.
492
00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:34,185
I would never take the
announcements from you.
493
00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:36,819
Well, it's too late.
I'm awake now, Helen.
494
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,428
I thought I had this game cornered,
495
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:39,601
then you came in and did it in a way
496
00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:41,198
that I didn't know what possible!
497
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,055
- I'm a fraud.
- No.
498
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,820
- You should do them!
- Oh! I should do them.
499
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,226
Ha! You think that's
what people want?
500
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,622
Me runnin' around
like a big, dumb goof?
501
00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:57,801
I do that crap for my
nephew, and he's five.
502
00:18:58,109 --> 00:18:59,938
Forever, if you know what I mean.
503
00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:03,140
Holy crap. Is that thing on?
504
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,174
Oh...
505
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,679
I don't understand what they see in you.
506
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,387
Well... this is fun!
507
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,022
Who, uh, who started all this?
508
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,490
- You!
- Me?
509
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,224
Well, this is already awesome.
510
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,860
- Explain.
- When you revealed
511
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,427
that Victor liked Grace, we also found out
512
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:27,329
she had a secret boyfriend, Marcus.
513
00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:28,564
But she was actually protecting
514
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,066
her real secret boyfriend, Devin,
515
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,568
not realizing Marcus is
secretly dating Sarika,
516
00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:33,936
who got super-jealous.
517
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,039
So Sarika decided to revenge-date Devin.
518
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,774
But Devin is fluid, so
he may actually like me.
519
00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:40,676
And unrelatedly, Colin lost his retainer
520
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,178
and is afraid to tell his mom,
521
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,680
and no one is talking to
anyone, a-and we're drowning!
522
00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,883
Colin, you need to just tell your mom.
523
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,051
Okay, hey, guys, guys, guys.
524
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,960
Wow! You are being far too dramatic.
525
00:19:52,394 --> 00:19:54,790
I mean, don't you realize how meaningless
526
00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:56,391
these little teenage crushes are?
527
00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:59,594
Come on, only adult romances
actually mean anything.
528
00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,472
Look, the point is, you should
529
00:20:01,507 --> 00:20:03,407
all just be focused on your friendships.
530
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,101
Don't worry about all
this petty dating stuff.
531
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:08,346
Okay? You should all be
downing shots together
532
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,872
and doing dances based on
natural disasters, you know?
533
00:20:12,365 --> 00:20:14,499
Leave all this other crap behind, you know?
534
00:20:14,534 --> 00:20:17,829
Otherwise, you're just gonna be
stuck in Toledo goin' it alone.
535
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:20,581
Look, you're gonna have your whole lives
536
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:22,681
to worry about dating, 'kay?
537
00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,049
Right now, honestly, you should probably
538
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,970
just be focused on masturbating.
539
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:27,495
You guys all masturbate, right?
540
00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:29,674
Yeah?
541
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,036
Show of hands real quick.
542
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,740
Oh, no...
543
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,238
Yeah, that's tough. That's tough.
544
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,669
I noticed you weren't entangled
545
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,337
in any of the love triangles.
546
00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:51,199
You prefer to stay above the fray.
547
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:52,979
I don't mess with this kid stuff.
548
00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,091
I'm looking for a real woman.
549
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:03,999
Oh, [BLEEP].
550
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,446
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