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Oh, my God, you're up.
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- Good morn'ting.
- Good morn'ting.
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- How long you been awake?
- Couple hours.
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Actually, I already
have your coffee.
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- Oh.
- And I got you some road snacks.
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Joel, you know I'm not
much of a morning eater.
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Bad little
puddy cat, what's in here?
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Oh, my God. A
muffin, a scone...
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And is that a bagel bite?
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Come here, you little honey.
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Oh, my God.
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That is delicious.
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I'm almost beginning to believe
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that you really
care about me, Joel.
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Sam!
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I just wanna make today
a little easier for you.
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It's gonna be fine. I'll be great.
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But are you gonna
be okay without me?
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Yeah, I'm gonna
run some errands.
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I have to flip my
house, blah, blah, blah.
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And I'm thinking maybe
I'll get some steps.
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Excuse me?
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Joel, no! Come on!
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I'm gonna be stuck
in a car all day.
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I'm in a deficit.
Don't get that many.
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Okay, fine.
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I-I'll heave my body
into a shopping cart
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and have someone push
me around all day.
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My feet won't touch the ground.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- -Alright.
- You need me to finish?
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Yeah.
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I know I need to finish
it on my own one day,
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- but I just don't get it.
- Let's go to the back.
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People think just because I
got tits I ain't got no brains.
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Wait, that's the answers!
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Oh, that's why it's so easy.
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Mary Jo: When are we
getting our stuff back?
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What do you mean?
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- Mary Jo: 'Cause those assholes will steal it.
- No, they won't, Mom.
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Mary Jo: I can drive back tomorrow.
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Okay, thank you.
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Um...
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D-did you not tell her
she's going to Wichita?
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Oh. Uh...
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No, that's up to the
family to talk about.
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Fuck.
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I mean, we're fucked.
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Okay, no. Um...
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Well, I'm just gonna tell her.
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- You're just gonna tell her?
- Yep.
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Hey, Mom, you're not going
home. You're going to Wichita.
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You have been a nightmare,
and we have to fix your meds.
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- Okay? So.
- Uh...
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Ooh!
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That was impressive.
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Yeah, well, I have
shit to do, so... Here.
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What, am I driving?
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- Yes, you're driving.
- But you hate my driving!
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-Just drive!
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Well, don't pick on me.
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing? No.
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Well, I haven't been to Wichita
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since we used to go
there for swim meets.
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What's that place
we used to stop at?
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Get that okra and shit.
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- What, Olpe Home Cooking?
- Yes.
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Oh, my God, I love that place.
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So... good.
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Pull over. I need cigarettes.
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We're not stopping
for cigarettes, Mom.
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You're not my mother.
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Your husband left you.
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And you never, ever...
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ever even had a husband.
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Well, we're still not
stopping for cigarettes, Mom.
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And she lives right over there.
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And so, I was close
to the church.
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I was able to just walk over,
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but it was really something.
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I've never seen an allergic
reaction like that.
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I'm sorry Sheila
wasn't here today.
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Well, good to see
you. Take care.
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Joel!
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Oh, my God... Hey!
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I saw you sitting
there in your LeSabre.
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Well, 'cause, um...
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You know...
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Uh, 'cause I got a phone
call, and then, um...
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And then, I wanted to text back,
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but I don't like
to text and drive.
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So, I just pulled in here,
and I texted them back.
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And now, you know,
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just going around, doing
stuff today.
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I don't text and drive either.
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- Oh, that's so good.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Do you wanna...
- I... Oh sorry, you go ahead.
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You want a coffee?
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Oh, I have a coffee.
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Cookie?
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It's fellowship hour.
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Um...
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That's okay.
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Want some... gum?
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Sure.
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Oh wow.
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God, Wrigley's. I
used to get these
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in my Christmas
stocking growing up.
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- It's a real throwback. Thank you.
- Yeah?
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You're welcome. Can we, uh...
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You can never really go
wrong with the classics.
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How about a walk?
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It's such a nice day.
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Um, yeah. Sure.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You're turning that off?
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You won't get credit
for your steps.
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Oh, it just makes
my arm feel tingly.
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- Hm?
- Yeah.
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God, this is a boring state.
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- I don't think so.
- Mary Jo: There's nothin' to look at.
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Mom, you love Kansas.
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Mary Jo: Who said?
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I love New York.
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- You've never been to New York.
- Mary Jo: You don't know.
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- You hate cities.
- Mary Jo: You don't know.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna
pull into a semi
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in about five minutes.
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- You're driving too fast.
- Sam: Oh, my God.
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- Mom... Would you...
- Slow down!
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- You are, like, 20 miles over the limit.
- Just please!
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It's fine.
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Well, I mean, do you wanna get
a ticket? Do you want that?
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You have to get a little thing on your license.
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I don't care.
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I just wanna get this over with.
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Mary Jo: You can just drop me
and go off and have your fun.
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Yeah...
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I'm having a great time.
Trish, you having fun?
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Oh, my God, so fun.
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I wanna go home,
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but you won't let me.
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Won't let you? What
are you talking about?
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You know, Mom, this
is not our fault.
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This is not Dad's fault.
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This is your fault!
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You kept drinking when
they told you not to,
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and then you had a stroke,
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just like the doctor
said you would.
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- Sam...
- I'm... Well, it's true! And now, and now...
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and now, you treat everybody
around you like shit,
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especially the one person
that will tolerate you.
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I mean, and then... and then,
you block him from visiting you?
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Do you know that you
broke his fucking heart?
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Just please be quiet
and let me drive.
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I can't wait to get you there.
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- And turn off your fucking phone! Seriously!
- Shit. Okay.
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- Mary Jo: We used to go...
- Oh, my God.
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I always tell my kids,
do what makes you happy
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and you can't lose.
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And I love teaching, of
course. And woodwork.
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But... I don't know.
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I really love singing.
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I felt a little silly at first.
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And then I thought, why not?
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Who says I-I can't take
voice lessons at my age?
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So, I called Darlene up,
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and I've been seeing
her ever since.
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Hm. How long has that been?
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Oh... five years now? Yeah.
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You're really good.
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No. No, I'm not.
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No... No.
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Well, you're very passionate!
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True! I am very committed,
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but I know I'm not a good singer.
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Who cares? I love it.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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the kids seem to get a kick
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out of old grandpa
really goin' for it.
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And it's good for them to see that.
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Plus...
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- I think I'm Darlene's favorite.
- Oh!
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I will deny it if you ever
tell anyone I said that.
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Alright. I guess it'll
just be our little secret.
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Alright.
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Um, so, do we... do we go
in there with her or how...
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Oh, it's up to you.
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We have all the
paperwork and everything.
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Sometimes, it's easier
to say goodbye out here,
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but, you know...
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- Um...
- Alright.
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Love you, Mom.
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Okay, Mom. It's gonna be okay.
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We love you.
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Just take good care of her.
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We will. Ready, Mary Jo?
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Bye, Mom.
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I know Dad would've
wanted to be here,
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but... this would've
been torture for him.
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You think the good part of
Mom is ever gonna come back?
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No.
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Joel: Hi, this
is Joel. Leave a message.
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Hey, I don't know where you
are, but tonight is no longer
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a designated non-drinking
night. Call me.
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Hey.
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What are you... W-What's
going on? What is that?
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I don't know, I'm just
focusing on my heart health.
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Oh. Alright.
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Hey, are you on Bumble or
something? What is that?
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No! I'm not on Bumble. It's
nothing. Don't worry about it.
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No, it's definitely something,
and if you didn't want me
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to know about it, you should've
turned your fuckin' ringer off.
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But now
I know, now I'm invested.
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Just tell me what's goin' on.
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What's the big deal?
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Oh, my God... Oh, my
God, did you make that?
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I did, yeah.
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Are you selling
"lying cunt" pillows?
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Yes, I didn't mean to...
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- Tricia!
- I know! It just happened.
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- Wow.
- After I found out about Rick and Charity,
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I made one, and then
got really mad again,
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and posted it on my Finsta.
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And then, someone
famous reposted it,
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and now... I mean, I can't
keep up! It's insane.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you give one of
those to Charity?
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No!
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I just put it in the store
where she could see it.
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Holy shit, Tricia.
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Wow. And you have a Finsta.
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- Well, it's a good outlet for my rage, you know?
- Yeah.
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I don't know, I mean...
I think you could make
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a ton of money on that.
You're sittin' on a gold mine.
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Oh! I don't know what to do.
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Well, what do you
mean? You're doing it!
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- No, I can't...
- You are doing it, Tricia!
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- I cannot do this. This is not...
- Of course, you can.
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This isn't a business!
This is like making porn!
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- It's not porn.
- I mean, this is just too embarrassing.
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- This is not who I am.
- Well, I mean, but it is.
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I mean, you made it, and
it's fucking glorious!
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Lying cunt pillows!
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Shit! Why didn't
I think of that?
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No, I wanna be a
businesswoman though!
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I wanna be, like,
252
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,421
taken seriously as a
businesswoman, you know?
253
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,755
I wanna do events.
254
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,882
I wanna do weddings and
showers and luncheons.
255
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,135
I mean, we can't talk
about this at church.
256
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,219
Okay, so don't.
257
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,679
B-But, I want to.
258
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,763
Okay, then do!
259
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:07,889
I know, but I can't.
260
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,308
Why not?
261
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,767
I just...
262
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,770
I worked so hard for so long,
263
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,315
and now, there's
nothing to show for it.
264
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,525
Nothing came of it. It's over.
265
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,739
And now, people see me, and...
266
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,074
they just look at me
and feel sorry for me.
267
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,427
- No, they don't.
- Yes, they do.
268
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,328
No, they don't,
Tricia. And if...
269
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,247
if they do, who
cares? They're jerks.
270
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,957
Fuck 'em.
271
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,125
Right? Fuck 'em.
272
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,671
I just think, um...
273
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:40,839
you know...
274
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,050
all these people doing all
that shit on Instagram.
275
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,551
Why not you, right?
276
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,053
You could quit your day job.
277
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,848
Um...
278
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,391
What?
279
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,310
I got fired.
280
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,562
You got fired from
the grocery store?
281
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,189
Yes, which was your
fault, by the way.
282
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,272
Oh, okay. How?
283
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,025
Because you made
me do day drinking!
284
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,487
- I can't do that.
- Oh, my God.
285
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,448
You got fired for being
drunk at work, Tricia?
286
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,259
- It's not funny.
- Oh, you bad girl.
287
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,762
- It's not funny! It's not a joke! It's really bad!
- It's a little funny.
288
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,121
Okay, I'm sorry, but
seriously, a grocery store?
289
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,374
I mean, bigger and
better things, right?
290
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,334
And I could totally
help you with this.
291
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,670
Think of it. You could
do, like, "princess cunt."
292
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,880
- You could do "pretty cunt."
- God...
293
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,274
- What's happening?
- You could do "super cunt,"
294
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,300
- "cunt crew," "live laugh cunt."
- God...
295
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,177
"New cunt, who dis?" Oh, my God!
296
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,805
- "Big and juicy cunt," Tricia!
- Sam! Shh!
297
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,058
- Loud!
- You gotta make me a "big and juicy cunt" pillow.
298
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,768
♪ Big and juicy cunt ♪
299
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,689
- ♪ Are you ready for a big and
juicy cunt, America? ♪ - Stop!
300
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,399
♪ Ooh, she big and juicy, too ♪
301
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,693
♪ You like what you see?
That's a big and juicy cunt ♪
302
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,486
Good! Good!
303
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,531
Sorry! We're just...
304
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,700
sisters, you know?
305
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,910
- She wanted me to talk about...
- No! No.
306
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:55,330
I can't. My big
and juicy won't fit in.
307
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,833
- Too juicy? Too big?
- Too juicy.
308
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,752
I'm gonna slip right
off the seat. Okay.
309
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,255
Where are those goddamn okras?
310
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,611
Do you ever go to that
arts and crafts fair
311
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,955
that they have
here in the spring?
312
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,222
Love it. Like, my
favorite thing.
313
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,766
- Hm.
- I got this bracelet there.
314
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,435
Oh, I saw those.
315
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:18,937
Huh.
316
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,899
Um...
317
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,277
I saw the name of your
church on your tote bag.
318
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,405
And when Sam stopped
taking lessons,
319
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,699
I wasn't sure when I'd
see you again, so...
320
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,537
it's not a coincidence
that I ran into you.
321
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,172
So, you do text and drive?
322
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,426
I actually never do.
323
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,636
Okay, good.
324
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,223
Wow.
325
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,268
Wow.
326
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,941
Feels kind of nice to be...
327
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,819
stalked I guess has a negative connotation.
328
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,363
Does it?
329
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,661
- Wow.
- I just wanted to see you again.
330
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,790
I was gonna just
go to the service.
331
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,208
See you there.
332
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,004
But I've been on a little
break from church lately.
333
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,509
I just don't even know
what I believe anymore.
334
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,096
I don't know.
335
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,076
Been having this personal
crisis lately, too,
336
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:43,647
because... my friend asked
me to officiate his wedding.
337
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,900
You know, just be
there for my friend.
338
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,487
And it's not even a
religious ceremony.
339
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,280
You know, he doesn't
want that, but I...
340
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,866
I get in my head...
341
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,035
This isn't what
you asked, is it?
342
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,956
I don't think I
asked a question.
343
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,418
But thanks for telling me.
344
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,296
Really.
345
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,553
I believe the whole point is
346
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,722
church is where you go to
347
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,808
when you're confused.
348
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,268
Joel: Hm.
349
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,479
And you also don't
have to do anything.
350
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,231
Just show up. Just...
351
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,025
go to church.
352
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,153
Or don't.
353
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,781
- You know?
- Yeah.
354
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,912
But if you want to, you
should come with me sometime.
355
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,416
I'd love to come
with you sometime.
356
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,762
You ever bless an animal?
357
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,347
No. Have you?
358
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,309
Yeah. I did a goat once.
359
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,603
You blessed a goat?
360
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,855
- Mm-hmm.
- That's pretty cool.
361
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,859
But, you know,
362
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,904
nobody likes a braggart.
363
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,340
Tricia: Hm...
364
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,055
Tricia: Let's just
do this quickly,
365
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,890
so we can feed the chickens,
366
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,935
- and we'll get out.
- Yes, Tricia.
367
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,728
Oh, we got a letter from Dad.
368
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,313
Aw, read it.
369
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,774
Oh, yes.
370
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,614
"I didn't know which of you to
send this to, I sent it here.
371
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,783
"I figured you would
both get it at the farm.
372
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,451
"I'm grateful you
pushed me to do this,
373
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,579
"and I really am okay.
Don't worry about me.
374
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:08,166
"I'm here with my brother, and
it's like we're kids again.
375
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,477
"I know your mom
wouldn't see me,
376
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,461
"but I hope to tell
her that I love her,
377
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,005
"and she's always on my mind.
378
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,173
"Love, Dad.
379
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,509
"PS, say hi to my buddy Fred.
380
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,970
If you have any farm
questions, he's the guy."
381
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,973
And then, he drew a little cow.
382
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,684
- Sure.
- Just a long torso
383
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,394
like you've never seen before.
384
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,189
And four udders. Two long, two short.
385
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,817
- It's part dachshund.
- Guess those are both of our legs.
386
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,986
My long ones and your
little itty bitties.
387
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,198
Tricia: Good girls.
388
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,950
Elaine... Oop!
389
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,870
Chick, chick, chick.
390
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,833
- Hi! Susan, hi!
- Hey, Fred.
391
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,251
Sorry to come by unannounced,
392
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,961
but Fred wanted to
show me the farm.
393
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,404
Tricia: No, it's
great. It's great.
394
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,923
Sam: We're just feeding some chickens.
395
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,300
You ever fed a
chicken before, Susan?
396
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,012
- No.
- Come on, let's get dirty.
397
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,722
Okay. Oh, oh, okay.
398
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,348
- Just some worms.
- They're dead.
399
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,641
- Sure.
- Yeah.
400
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,060
- Hi.
- Clea. Come here.
401
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,105
Fred: Chicken,
chicken, chicken.
402
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,709
- They do whatever the fuck they want.
- Here they come! Here they come.
403
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,488
- Fred: Hey.
- This place is so magical.
404
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,073
Must have been fun
growing up here.
405
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,826
- Well... Yes and no.
- Peaks and valleys.
406
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,456
- It's pretty though.
- Yeah.
407
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,625
How'd you guys...
408
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,837
How'd you feel about
getting married here?
409
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,339
Really?
410
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,133
Yeah, I think, um...
411
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,761
I think it'd mean
a lot to my dad.
412
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,972
- Oh, babe. That's amazing.
- I love that.
413
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,242
- Are you kidding around?
- You don't have to let us know right now.
414
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,435
You can think about it
if you want, you know.
415
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228
I-I want to.
416
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,938
- This is beautiful.
- This is perfect!
417
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,167
We can get you probably,
like, friends and family rate,
418
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,460
five, 10K, you know?
419
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,404
- Alright.
- Just for the night, then, of course,
420
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,738
we'll have to, uh... There's
gonna be the reception,
421
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,114
so that'd be another five, 10K.
422
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,283
That's alright. I had a
great year at the school.
423
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,077
And, you know, she's
great with numbers.
424
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,495
See, they pay teachers too much.
425
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,889
- Yeah, we'll make it work.
- No, it's on us.
426
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,873
We can fuck it up,
do whatever we want.
427
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,934
But this is gorgeous. I mean,
this is absolutely stunning.
428
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,377
It is, and you can see all
the sunflowers over here.
429
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:17,921
And we just cleaned
out the barn.
430
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,107
- Coincidentally... Yes!
- Susan: We could party in the barn?
431
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,484
It's probably only
gonna work for you
432
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,802
if you love extreme natural beauty.
433
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,637
- We love it.
- I do! I'm marrying it!
434
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:34,896
Oh, there you are.
435
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,648
- Hey!
- Hi, I called.
436
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,776
- Did you get my message?
- Oh, I forgot my phone. Sorry.
437
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,196
- Did you do the song?
- Joel: What song?
438
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,572
♪ Keys, phone ♪
439
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,408
Both: ♪ Cash,
ID, keys, phone ♪
440
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,292
Cannot believe it. I not
only forgot my phone,
441
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,369
I forgot that song.
442
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,579
Joel.
443
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,540
- Joel: But, guess what?
- What?
444
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,170
Is that the sound of children laughing?
445
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,548
It's better than children laughing.
446
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:02,841
Most everything is.
447
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,514
Oh, thank you. Teeny 'tini.
448
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:14,352
Give mommy a kiss.
449
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,938
- That is a triumph.
- Joel: Well, thank you.
450
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,982
What a day.
451
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,651
- Tell me all about it.
- After this hits the blood.
452
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,988
How about you?
453
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,282
Tell me all about your
day. What'd I miss?
454
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,827
Um... Nothing?
455
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,912
You look, like,
refreshed or something.
456
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,497
- Really?
- Yeah.
457
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,832
Colonic?
458
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,208
No! I would never
get a colonic.
459
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,002
I would.
460
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,547
Well, I'll probably try it if you want me to.
461
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,258
No, I-I guess I just...
462
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,218
I don't know. I'm
shining with pride
463
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:50,263
'cause I scrubbed the grout in my kitchen.
464
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,182
Any guest that comes
there is gonna love it.
465
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,226
- Wow, you made fast work of that.
- Oh yeah, well...
466
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:58,396
- I think you might need a little top-off.
- Oh yeah. Thank you.
467
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:02,108
This family shit.
468
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,527
I swear it was so much easier
when I just didn't care.
469
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,864
There really is
something to be said
470
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,367
for lockin' it down
and goin' it alone.
471
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,369
- Really?
- Yeah.
472
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:16,247
Well, sorry.
You've got me now.
473
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:22,212
Joel, I swear, just promise
me, when we get to the end,
474
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,631
if I turn up like my mother,
475
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:27,842
you will put me
out of my misery.
476
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,220
A pillow right over the face.
477
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,263
That's exactly the
way I wanna go.
478
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,725
Ah, Joel, I'd be a
shell without you.
479
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:36,935
Mm...
480
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,561
You want another twist?
481
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,980
Only if you think I'm
worth the trouble.
482
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:45,068
- Thank you.
- Plus, I didn't get a lot of steps today,
483
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,903
so I'm gonna go for it.
484
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:53,117
I mean, what is it?
It's just vodka.
485
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,577
But it's so good.
486
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,038
Joel: Oh, honey, you know
I infuse it with love, too.
487
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,957
Oh, thank you.
488
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,417
I like it when you
put the twist in.
489
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,962
Like, if there's one
twist, I know I've had one.
490
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,731
If there's two twists,
I know I've had three.
491
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:08,633
And if I have three twists,
I can't have any more.
492
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,930
- You think we can get a DUI for this?
- Nah.
493
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:19,310
- Too bad! I wanna break the law!
- Joel.
494
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,814
- You know what I want?
- What?
495
00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,399
I want a donut to
go with my 'tini.
496
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,317
- Let's go to Varsity Donuts.
- Yes!
497
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,946
Oh, my God. And that is why I love you!
498
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:33,950
- Did you just say what I think you just said?
- No, no, no, no, no!
499
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,410
It's all the 'tinies
you poured me!
500
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:36,953
- Oh, my God!
- I've gone soft!
501
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,956
You said it! You can't take it back!
502
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,418
Sam: How many 'tinis
was that tonight anyway?
503
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:44,794
Joel: Oh. Don't
worry about it.
504
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,255
Sam: Woo!
505
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,557
♪ I love you ♪
506
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,517
♪ I love you ♪
507
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,519
♪ I love you ♪
508
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,062
♪ I love you ♪
509
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,983
♪ I... love you-hoo-hoo ♪
510
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,819
♪ You know I do-hoo ♪
511
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,909
♪ How... ♪
512
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,911
♪ Many times ♪
513
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,789
♪ Must I tell you, girl? ♪
514
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:24,667
♪ I love you ♪
515
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:28,254
♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
516
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,550
♪ Do... ♪
517
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,720
♪ I have to play... ♪
518
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,514
♪ The fool to show ♪
519
00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:41,851
♪ I do-hoo? ♪
520
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,978
♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
521
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,691
♪ Just... ♪
522
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:52,195
♪ The sight of you... ♪
523
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:57,742
♪ Causes crazy notions... ♪
524
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,995
♪ Ooh-hoo... ♪
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