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- Hey.
- Oh hi, Sam! Come on in!
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- I'm in the right place, right?
- Yep, this is it.
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- Can I put my bag here?
- Sure. Just on the chair.
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- That's good.
- Okay.
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I have, um...
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my sheet music and a tape.
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Beautiful. Why don't you
set it here for a second?
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- We're gonna...
- Okay.
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We're gonna sing something.
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I'd like you to sing.
Just a song you love.
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- Right off top?
- Right off the top.
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Okay, like, um...
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Something you love.
Can be anything.
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- Uh...
- Maybe a song you sang when you were a kid.
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L-like "Here Comes
Peter Cottontail" or...
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- Well, something you sang with your family?
- Hm...
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Maybe a love song.
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Um...
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Okay...
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Um...
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- Well, I like this one.
- Okay.
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- Just right here?
- Right here.
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♪ I can only give you
love that lasts forever ♪
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♪ And a promise to be
near each time you call ♪
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♪ And the only heart I own ♪
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♪ For you and you alone ♪
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♪ That's all that's all ♪
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- So, you get the idea.
- No, no, no. Keep going.
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♪ I can only give
you country walks ♪
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♪ In springtime ♪
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♪ And a hand to hold when
leaves begin to fall ♪
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♪ And a love whose
burning light ♪
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♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
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♪ That's all ♪
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♪ That's all ♪
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♪ And there are
those, I am sure ♪
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♪ Who have told you ♪
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♪ They would give
you the world ♪
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♪ For a toy ♪
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♪ All I have are these arms ♪
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♪ To enfold you ♪
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♪ And the love time
can never destroy ♪
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That's it.
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That was lovely.
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Thanks.
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And you've given me chills,
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just like you did the first
time I heard you sing.
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Oh, Sam, do you remember singing
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"Have Yourself a Very
Little Christmas"
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- with your high school choir?
- Yeah.
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I remember thinking how rich
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and mature your sound was.
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Really, very special
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for someone that age.
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Oh, Sam.
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What song did you bring in?
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Oh, the smash hit "Ave
Maria" By Schubert.
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Well, it's one of my favorites,
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and I much prefer the
Schubert over the Gounod,
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so there we go.
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Well, I'm supposed to sing it
for my friend's wedding but...
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- Oh.
- You know, I just...
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I can't really sing
that style of music, so.
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- Classical?
- Yeah. It's just my voice is so heavy,
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and every time I try to
sing it, I just can't...
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It's just sorta too light
and flighty or something.
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I don't know, I-I... So...
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We have our work cut out for us.
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We'll get there.
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First, we start with the breath.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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That's perfect.
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Relax your knees a little bit,
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roll your shoulders. Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey! How'd it go?
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You know, it was okay.
I mean, all we did
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was a little breathing
so far, but not bad.
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- Okay.
- Hiya.
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Hi.
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Wow, what a nice surprise.
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Yeah.
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- Knock 'em dead.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Oh, my God...
- That was SLS!
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- St. Louis Sushi.
- Yes!
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Or shouldn't it be
Sargent Loose Stools?
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Sir Liquid Shits.
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What about this?
Does this have to go?
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Oh, it's all going.
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Okay.
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- I'll handle this.
- Okay.
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- You want some help?
- No.
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Oh.
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Wouldn't it be so cool
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if Fred rode this
down the aisle?
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Oh, my God, I love that idea.
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W... Sorry, wh-who's Fred?
Who's getting married?
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- Oh, he's a friend of ours.
- Yeah, he's marrying Susan.
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Well... Oh. So, who's
doing their decor?
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You know what? I didn't ask.
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Well, what about their colors?
You know what those are?
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- Uh, black? I don't know.
- That's not a color.
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Can you put me in
touch with him?
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Why?
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Trish Upon A Star
can totally do this.
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I mean, I am ready
to show them, like,
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10 different placemat
settings right now
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that will blow their minds.
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- Uh...
- And also, this will be really,
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really good for my portfolio.
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- Trish Upon A Star is an adorable name.
- Oh, thank you.
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But how is this the first
I'm hearing about this?
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- Yeah, how have I never heard about this?
- I totally told you, stop.
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- Well, I don't retain information, Tricia.
- I know, that's the problem.
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Sam, please. Please, please,
please, please, please, please,
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- I just...
- I'm begging. This is something I really, really need.
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I mean, I could really...
I could really use this.
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Tricia, this feels
like a really bad idea.
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Every time I try to mix
you with my friends,
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- it does not go well.
- That is not even true!
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- And then you blame me!
- You're so drama. Can you just not?
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- Please?
- It's a no from me.
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- Joel, back me up.
- Joel!
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Let's just have a meeting.
Let's just have a meeting.
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- Yes! When can I meet 'em?
- Why are you not backing me up?
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You wanna just gimme their
number? I can just text them.
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- I'm not giving you their number.
- Thank you, Joel!
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Thank you, Joel.
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Since when is Tricia
an event designer?
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She's not. Joel,
I'm trying to watch.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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God, her skirt is so short.
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Is she gonna sleep with him?
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She shouldn't sleep with him.
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Joel, she already did last week,
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and he's very good at his job.
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You know what I was
thinking though, too?
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Like, do you think that
they want the ceremony
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to be kind of Jesusy?
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Joel, just ask 'em
what they want.
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Okay.
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Just part of me is
like, what if they say,
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"Yeah, we do want a religious
ceremony," 'cause then I'm li...
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Sorry, am I being annoying?
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No, I just paused
it so we can talk.
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No, no. I'm done,
let's watch TV.
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- Okay. You sure?
- Yeah.
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Because they're about to...
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- Oh, they are?
- Yep.
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Then, press play.
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- This was so boring until now.
- Now, it's good.
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Five stars for male
nudity, finally.
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Roll over.
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- We have a winner.
- Oh, my God, I thought it was just gonna be a butt.
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This is why we pay the premium.
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Is that what straight
people sex is like?
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If you're lucky.
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Right?
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I don't know, I feel
like I'm forcing it.
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Here. Roll your
head to the left.
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To the right.
Like a lazy river.
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Roll...
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Roll...
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Now,
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breathe low from the
diaphragm, and...
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You know, I-I can and I can
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but I just can't do
'em at the same time.
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Maybe we can try something else,
like the song or something.
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You can do this.
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- Let's take it lower and slower, okay?
- Okay.
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- Get your breath.
- I can't sustain it.
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No, you can do this.
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Again.
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Nice deep breath.
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Engine lips.
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Like a car right
after a tune-up.
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Nice and smooth.
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That's good. Okay, now
let's go up the scale.
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That's it, Sam. There it is.
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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No, it was much better
than not so bad.
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Well, we still have our
work cut out for us,
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but I think I'm getting it.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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Well, because you said
that to me in high school.
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You said that I
had a heavy voice,
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and we had our work
cut out for us.
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Sam.
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You have a rich,
full instrument,
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not a heavy voice.
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And everyone has to work hard,
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no matter what their gift is.
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You're here now.
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Let's start fresh.
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Okay.
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Fresh start.
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There's something to it.
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Sorry. Didn't
mean to interrupt.
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- Oh.
- Uh, you look deep in thought.
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No, not really.
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Mind if I sit?
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Oh yeah, of course.
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Well, the bark
definitely looks oak,
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but the leaves do look
a little... maple.
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The map... I can only
tell by the leaves.
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The bark all looks
the same to me.
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Oh. Later.
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Bye.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey! How did it go?
- It was good.
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Good!
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Had a little chat with SLS?
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- Oh, he was just talking to me.
- Okay.
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Joel, is that a boner?
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No!
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Joel, it looks like you have
yourself a boner on your hands.
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I think it's just the pleats.
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Hi! Thank you so
much for coming over.
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Hiya, Tricia. I've
heard so much about you.
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- I... Likewise.
- Now,
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- this is Susan, and I'm Fred.
- Yes!
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- So, yeah, should we come in?
- Yes.
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Oh, of course. Yes,
please come in.
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Oh, it smells great in
here. Oh, shoes off?
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Oh, no, you're
fine, you're fine.
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So, now we're getting
into more of the,
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um, outdoor looks.
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This is depending on, you know,
where you land venue-wise,
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- of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is...
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Oh, are you okay, Sam?
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- Oh yeah.
- Okay.
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- Just that, those are... Those are breakable.
- Okay. Sorry.
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And this is one of my
personal favorites.
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Um, I call it
denim and diamonds.
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It's pretty! I
like this plate.
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Girl. Same.
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It is gorgeous, isn't it, honey?
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It's like... It's like a...
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a napkin wearing a necklace.
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It's pretty exciting.
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- I'll let you girls finish.
- Well, anyway,
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so we could also do any
kind of customization...
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Hey, seriously, no
pressure with any of this.
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- Tricia insisted, so...
- No, it's great.
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And Susan seems into it.
You know, it's her call.
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Hey, how's the song coming?
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- It's good. Good.
- Yeah?
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- It's good. Good, yeah.
- Feeling it?
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Yeah.
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Feeling that monkey's
butthole, too.
252
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,680
This one. She's got the eye.
253
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,432
Oh, you're so sweet.
She is so sweet.
254
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,934
That's why I'm marrying her.
255
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,602
Well, I guess what
I'll do is I'll, um,
256
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,854
I'll put together some options
for you, based on your budget,
257
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,648
and then you guys
can talk it over,
258
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,067
and then get back to me,
and we go from there?
259
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,527
Alright, Tricia,
you're the best.
260
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,736
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
261
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,029
Nice to meet you.
I'll show you out.
262
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,491
- See you, Sammy.
- Alright, bye.
263
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,872
Bet that was really, really
just frickin' fun for you.
264
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,916
- Just hilarious.
- What are... what are you talking about?
265
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,627
Oh, I apologize if I happen
to take marriage seriously.
266
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,462
- Well, good because they do, too.
- Really?
267
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,464
Tricia, if you don't wanna do
the wedding, just don't do it.
268
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,758
Oh, my God, of course
I'm gonna do the wedding!
269
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,428
Jeez!
270
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,226
You're coming with me.
271
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,271
I'm gonna call you Honey Fluff.
272
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,121
Holy shit, look who's here.
273
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,539
To what do I owe this honor?
274
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,875
Are office hours only for
students? I can call you later.
275
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,710
- Oh, no, no, no. Come on in.
- Okay.
276
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,462
I like you more than
most of the students.
277
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,090
Hey, uh, hold my calls!
278
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,843
I love saying that. I
don't have a secretary.
279
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:49,139
- So, what brings you in?
- Well, I, um...
280
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,974
Ugh...
281
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,019
What is it? Come on,
you can talk to me.
282
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,773
I haven't been back to
church since I left.
283
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,734
And, for me,
284
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,320
a wedding is a holy ceremony.
285
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,240
And so, I'm kinda struggling
with what it's gonna mean to...
286
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,993
stand there before God,
287
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,996
for the first time since I lied.
288
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,582
You know what, Joel? You're
overthinking this, alright?
289
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,292
This is not about you and God.
290
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,628
This is about me and
Susan, and me and you.
291
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,339
Alls this means is that
you're important to me,
292
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,590
and I really want you there.
293
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,092
We can deal with
God another time.
294
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,053
- You're absolutely right. I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
295
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,722
- I really am sorry about that.
- Ah, don't worry about it.
296
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,016
Susan doesn't know if her
parents are gonna make it yet,
297
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,936
so I really just wanna make
this a great day for her,
298
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,563
and start our own traditions
with our own family.
299
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,649
- Yeah.
- So you gonna come?
300
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,818
- I'm gonna be there!
- Are you sure, Joel?
301
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,277
- Oh yeah, up front!
- Oh, this is great.
302
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,029
This is great.
Great, great, great.
303
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,698
We're here to see
Mary Jo Miller.
304
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,241
Don't know if we're
still on that list,
305
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,785
- or what that whole deal is.
- Just a sec.
306
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,328
Oh, they upgraded the candies.
307
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,456
Hey, Mary Jo's
daughters are here.
308
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,876
Hm?
309
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,546
Okay.
310
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,133
Ms. Lindgren will
be right with you.
311
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,260
Fuck.
312
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,595
So then, what was
done in between
313
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,264
to help her calm down?
314
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,558
I mean, did someone
from staff step in, or,
315
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,768
- I mean, what does everybody...
- No, the second incident happened
316
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,562
immediately after,
so we didn't have
317
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,730
a whole lot of time to step in.
318
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,356
Well, okay, so then...
So then, to me,
319
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,566
that's not two incidents.
320
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,151
That's just, like, one incident
321
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,736
that's kinda stretched
out or whatever.
322
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,154
So, I don't think we
can really count that
323
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,655
- as two incidents, so.
- That's fine.
324
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,283
- We can call it one incident.
- Fine.
325
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,492
But it's not just today.
326
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,996
This is a long line of
behavioral situations.
327
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,749
I had started to discuss
this with your dad.
328
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,959
We aren't capable of
providing the level of care
329
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,544
Mary Jo needs right now.
330
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,380
That could change with an
adjustment to her psych meds,
331
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,884
but we're not authorized
to make those changes.
332
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,427
Our recommendation
is admitting her
333
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,305
to St. Michael's
Hospital in Wichita for,
334
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,515
you know, it could
just be a few weeks.
335
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,977
Uh, they take Medicare, and
she'll be in good hands.
336
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,938
Wichita? What are
you talking about?
337
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,232
This isn't an argument
or a negotiation.
338
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,110
This is what needs to happen
for her to remain here.
339
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,279
If that's not an option for you,
340
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,491
we can assist your family in
trying to find another facility
341
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:16,327
that would accept
Mary Jo, but...
342
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,622
Yeah, but nobody's
gonna take her.
343
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,043
It-it's a lot, I know,
um, and I'm sorry.
344
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:27,755
I know you were just
here to see your mom.
345
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:31,008
And I'm sorry she still
has you on the no-fly list.
346
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,427
- S...
- Great.
347
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,679
It's okay.
348
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,808
You know, let's just get outta here. Thank you.
- Okay.
349
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,726
Thanks. Um...
350
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,020
- Um...
- Sorry that she's...
351
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,481
- I mean, we...
- Let's just go.
352
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:55,658
It's unbelievable. Who
does she think she is?
353
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,952
Selfish, I swear.
354
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,382
Want a drink?
355
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,970
Yeah.
356
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,805
Yes, I do.
357
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,223
Well, lucky for you,
358
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,891
I got a bottle of hot
Chardonnay in the back.
359
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,727
No, you don't.
360
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,605
Yes, you do.
361
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,611
Why do you have a wine
opener in your car?
362
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,030
For shit like this.
363
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,286
- No cups?
- No.
364
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,373
It's better from
the bottle. Cheers.
365
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,087
Just get after it.
366
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,215
Oh, my God.
367
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,633
There you go.
368
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,051
You think we need
to reach out to Dad?
369
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,681
Nah, let's not bother him. She
could be back before he is.
370
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,934
I'm about to go get
myself some, too.
371
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,478
You girls have a good morning.
372
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,983
You, too.
373
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,902
Great.
374
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,737
Well, don't let her stop you.
375
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,615
Yeah, atta girl.
376
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,116
Yeah!
377
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,207
- What's with the wood?
- Oh.
378
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,585
I was just out at
the lake for a walk,
379
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,881
and I picked up some
driftwood for my students.
380
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,759
What do they do with it?
381
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:37,968
Nothing.
382
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,555
I make plaques for
all my kids who get...
383
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:45,184
- perfect attendance.
- Oh.
384
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,020
- What do you teach?
- Eighth grade social studies.
385
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,817
That's so nice.
386
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,071
It's fun.
387
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,495
Let's start off today by
really deepening the breath.
388
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,039
Okay.
389
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:11,251
I'm gonna put one hand on
your chest. Is that okay?
390
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,836
- Yeah.
- Right here.
391
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,880
And the other hand here.
392
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,507
- Okay?
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
393
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,551
Now, close your
eyes. Start slow.
394
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,096
- Try not to move this hand.
- Okay.
395
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,848
- We want the breath to come from the diaphragm.
- Okay, okay.
396
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,893
Nice deep inhale...
397
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,189
And...
398
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,608
Yeah, Sam. That's it.
399
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,818
In through the nose.
400
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,570
Out through the mouth.
401
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,618
Yes. That's good, Sam. Okay.
402
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,330
Just you and your breath. Deep.
403
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,421
Yeah.
404
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,928
That's good.
405
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,056
Deeper now.
406
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,269
Oh, yes.
407
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,731
You got it now.
408
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:17,109
Do you feel the difference?
409
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,737
- Yeah.
- Now, remember that feeling.
410
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,530
- Isn't it wonderful?
- Yeah.
411
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,825
Like the first time
you fell in love.
412
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:27,787
Okay.
413
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,374
- Oh. Do you need a minute?
- Sure.
414
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,592
- Okay, let's do it again.
415
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,595
- Okay.
- You have this.
416
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:45,763
Nice deep one.
417
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,307
Push this hand out.
418
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,852
I can't do it.
419
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:56,148
- I just can't do it. I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Sam.
420
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,652
I think I wanna go.
I just wanna go.
421
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,916
Sam? Sam? Are you okay?
422
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,477
Who's Amy Sedaris?
423
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,901
Oh, my goodness, what?
424
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,569
Oh, my goodness.
425
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,784
What?
426
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,711
- Hey.
- Hi.
427
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,589
Let's go for a walk.
428
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,843
I don't feel like getting
steps right now, Joel.
429
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,846
It's not a steps walk.
It's a nature walk.
430
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:10,514
We'll see something beautiful.
431
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,602
I just wanna stare at the wall.
432
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,354
If you go on a walk with me,
433
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:20,984
we can go get some
Cweamy Dweamy.
434
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,571
Oh, my God, Joel.
435
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,242
Your positivity's
getting on my nerves.
436
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,426
Do you wanna talk
about what happened?
437
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:50,304
I don't know. Maybe.
438
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,390
Just gimme a few years.
439
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:56,186
It can be a long walk.
440
00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:58,980
Hm!
441
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,362
I don't know.
442
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,781
I can... I don't
understand what happened.
443
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,783
I mean, she just...
444
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,078
We were just working
on my breathing,
445
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,915
which is what we
did every time...
446
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,251
But this time, she...
447
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:25,047
said, "I'm gonna
put my hand here."
448
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,258
And she put one here, and...
449
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:32,221
she just told me to
breathe slow and deeper
450
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,224
and deeper and...
451
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,684
She was just...
452
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:40,647
She was just so fucking,
like, patient or something.
453
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,398
And so, I kept going,
and then she said,
454
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:46,361
"Remember this feeling,"
and... Fuck! Here I go again.
455
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:50,906
She said, "Remember
this feeling.
456
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:53,201
It's like the first
time you fell in love."
457
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,915
Well, that's a good
feeling, right?
458
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,376
I don't know.
459
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:06,130
I mean, I don't know.
460
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,053
You've never been in love?
461
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,474
Now, why would I
do that to myself?
462
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:22,354
- Well, do you wanna change that?
- No.
463
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,564
I'd rather just sit
around judging people
464
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:28,485
that choose love and lose.
465
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:31,280
- Maybe we could join a dating site together.
- Oh, absolutely not.
466
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,117
- It could be fun.
- That's disgusting. No.
467
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,745
Besides...
468
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:42,625
You're the only person I know
that would do anything for me.
469
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,253
Like...
470
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,842
Like stand guard for me
on the side of the road
471
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:54,845
- when I gotta take a tee-tee.
- Oh, my gosh!
472
00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:57,347
Samantha Miller!
473
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,308
Oh no!
474
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:02,227
Wow, you're going a lot.
475
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,355
You're the one that tells
me to stay hydrated.
476
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,149
You finally listen!
477
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,485
Sweet relief.
478
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,404
You don't need to do any wipies?
479
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,032
Oh no. I'll just drip it dry.
480
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,993
Have we, uh, have we
earned some ice cream yet?
481
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,662
- We've earned it!
- Man, I could...
482
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,831
I would kill for a little
scoop of Tweamy Dweamy.
483
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:26,710
- Oh, you know I love my Tweamy Dweamies.
- I love my Tweamy Dweamies.
484
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:30,297
♪
Tweamy Dweamy... ♪
485
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,215
♪ Ah, ah ♪
486
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:36,386
♪ Tweamy dweamy ♪
487
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,097
Oh, my God.
488
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,725
Don't you ever repeat what
I said back there, alright?
489
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,977
- Alright.
- I'll cut your dick off.
490
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,021
You're tender.
491
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,732
I'm doing the best I can.
492
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:55,197
♪ You and me ♪
493
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,990
♪ Nobody, baby ♪
494
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:59,201
♪ But you and me ♪
495
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:01,078
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
496
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,206
♪ My, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my ♪
497
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,874
♪ Nobody, baby ♪
498
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,751
♪ But you and me ♪
499
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,795
♪ If the stars don't shine ♪
500
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,172
♪ If the moon won't rise ♪
501
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:16,259
♪ If I never see the
setting sun again ♪
502
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,678
♪ You won't hear me cry ♪
503
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,098
♪ This I testify ♪
504
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,766
♪ Please, believe me, boy ♪
505
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,851
♪ You know I wouldn't lie ♪
506
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,729
- ♪ As long as there is ♪
- ♪ You and me ♪
507
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,565
♪ Ohh... ♪
508
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,693
♪ Nobody, baby,
but you and me ♪
509
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,279
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
510
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,282
♪ My, my, my, my, my, my ♪
511
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:43,662
♪ Nobody, baby,
but you and me ♪
512
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,747
♪ Do do do do do ♪
513
00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:47,958
♪ Woo ♪
514
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,252
♪ Do do do do do ♪
515
00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:54,382
♪ Woo ♪
516
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,466
♪ You... ♪
517
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:59,053
♪ You and me, baby... ♪
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