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Will you make me
the happiest ghost
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on the entire property? No.
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I will make you the
second happiest.
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Your killer was my son Thomas.
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You've known this this whole
time and never told me?
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I'm very sorry, Alberta.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Sorry I ever considered
you to be a friend.
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You're so hot.
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Thor and Flower both
familiar with owls.
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Is definitely basis for
entire relationship.
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I think one of the ghosts
just got sucked off.
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Who? I have no idea.
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I hope it's Trevor.
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No one's in here. I'll
check the library.
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Okay, I'll check the kitchen!
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Library's empty. I
can't see ghosts.
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I don't know why
I went in there.
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What's all the hubbub? Oh!
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Pete and Sass just
came down the stairs,
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so it wasn't them.
Oh, thank God.
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Hey. And there's Trevor, too.
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Okay. What's going on?
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We saw a light. Someone
just got sucked off.
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PETE: Okay, we
need a head count.
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Everybody find your
suck-off buddy!
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Guys, get down here.
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I can't believe one
of them is gone.
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Let's not panic. Maybe it
was just a basement ghost.
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"Just a basement ghost"?
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Oh, God, that's
not what I meant.
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Real nice, Pete. Real nice.
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Unbelievable!
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We just solved my murder.
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What's a girl got to do to
get sucked off around here?
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I, too, am here,
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despite bravely revealing
after a mere hundred years
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that my son was Alberta's
murderer all along. SASAPPIS: Yes,
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you're the hero of that
story. JAY: I mean,
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we had a funeral for Trevor.
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I mean, we gave him
so much closure.
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Still here, bro. Deal with it.
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Okay, Jay, so far we're
still missing Isaac,
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Thor and Flower.
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Oh, there's Crash.
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So, I just stuck my
head in the attic.
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Literally.
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Did you see Stephanie?
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The creepy chain saw prom girl?
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Still sleeping, as usual.
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That bird is out like
an unplugged jukebox.
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Nigel!
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Nigel?
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Nigel? Has anyone seen Nigel?
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Captain Higgintoot!
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(gasps) Nigel! Nigel!
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Oh! Oh! (chuckles)
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NIGEL: I went to the shed
to boast of our betrothal
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but on my way back, I
saw the white light.
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I feared for the worst.
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Could you imagine,
one of us sucked off
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on the night of our
engagement? NANCY: Well,
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all my basement friends
are accounted for.
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Sorry, Pete.
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So, that leaves
Thor and Flower.
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(all gasp)
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Jay, it seems like
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it's either Thor or
Flower. JAY: Whoa.
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One of the main eight.
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♪ ♪
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(footsteps approaching)
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Anyone seen Flower?
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Want to show her
butterfly in pantry.
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What?
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♪ ♪
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SASAPPIS: Thor, you were
the last one to see Flower.
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Did anything significant happen?
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Personal revelations
or sudden epiphanies?
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Thor don't think so.
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Well, what was the last
thing you said to her?
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Believe it was
comment about cod.
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Specifically, flavor of cod.
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Specifically, that
flavor is good.
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I know that would shoot
me straight to paradise.
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PETE: I'm happy for Flower,
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but I'm gonna miss her.
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And I bet she'll miss us,
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if she remembers who we are.
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She did call you
Dave last week. Yeah.
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But then she said,
"I'm sorry, Tom."
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So at least she knew
Dave wasn't right. Hmm.
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So, like, what normally
happens after a ghost moves on?
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Is there some sort of ceremony?
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It's been a long time, but
we gather, say a few words,
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much like a memorial
for a Living.
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Though there's not much in
the way of finger foods,
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because we can't
make finger foods
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or hold finger foods
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or consume finger foods.
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The things I would
do to a Ritz cracker.
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SASAPPIS: Look, what
happened to Flower
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is what we all
want for ourselves,
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but it comes with a lot
of complicated emotions.
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This is unfair. She was
here for, what, 50 years?
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I've been stuck in this
dump for a damn century.
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One of which is jealousy.
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I feel pain!
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Another is pain.
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Okay, not to be insensitive,
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but do you get the sense
that our engagement party
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is still on for tonight?
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It doesn't appear to be
foremost on people's minds.
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Sorrow!
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It's just that I feel bad
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because Samantha purchased
all those party supplies.
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NIGEL: The two balloons.
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Yes. Yes, yes.
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Hey, I might just be in
my head, but do you think
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Nancy told the rest
of the pit about
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my "just a basement
ghost" comment?
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TREVOR: Pete, let it go.
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Trust me, bro,
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nobody's ever
thinking about you.
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Thank you.
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Hey. How's Thor doing?
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I mean, losing
your girlfriend?
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Between you and me, that is not
something you come back from.
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Uh-huh. You are sort of
whispering directly in his ear.
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Oh. Sorry, big guy.
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HETTY: Thor, loss is never easy,
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but as I once told
the grieving parents
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of a child factory worker who'd
been pulled into a loom...
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You know, it's hard when
we think someone's gone.
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By all means, take the floor.
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But in Hinduism,
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we're taught that
when a person dies,
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their spirit finds a new home,
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in a different body.
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Could be human,
could be an animal.
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Could be anything. It's
called reincarnation.
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It's nice to think
that Flower might be
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closer than you know.
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Please thank small man,
but, unfortunately,
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he not ease Thor's pain.
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World still dark.
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Love still dead.
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Hope... abandoned.
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So, uh, what did you tell
that poor kid's parents?
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Ooh. I told them
there's a job opening
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for your other child,
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and this time, be sure
to cut their hair.
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They cried with joy.
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PETE: Knock, knock!
Everybody decent?
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(chuckles) Just kidd... (gags)
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Wow. (groans) I forget
about the smell.
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It's a good smell, of course.
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I mean, I... I-I like it.
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What do you want,
Pete? Nothing.
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Uh, just, uh, coming to
see how everyone's doing.
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Nice of you to check in.
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Especially since we're
just basement ghosts.
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Oh, boy. So you
did say something.
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It's not my job to
protect you, Pete.
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Plus, it was a juicy nugget,
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and after a few hours
of water heater talk,
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you start looking for other
stuff to fill your day.
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CHOLERA VICTIM NIGEL:
Speaking of which,
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did anyone else
notice that gurgle
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the water heater was
making this morning?
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(indistinct chatter)
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We already discussed the gurgle!
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Damn it, it's boring down here.
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(whoops) Yes! Mark just
got here with his crew.
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Oh, they're starting
renovations on the barn today?
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We're gonna have a
restaurant, babe.
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Terrible investment.
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My friend tried
to get me to go in
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on something called
Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Can't imagine that worked
out for him. (screams)
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Oh, my God!
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And this is the front hallway.
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That, of course, is Samantha
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that just screamed
behind the desk.
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Hello. (giggles)
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Pete just walked in with a
whole clump of cholera ghosts.
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(shudders) I mean, welcome.
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Pete, what the hell
is going on? Hi.
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Um, wh-wh-wh-why don't you
guys make yourselves comfy
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in the living room?
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(chuckles): Don't let
that name offend you.
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I'll be back to resume
the tour in a jiff.
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These floors got to be pine.
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They're not pine, Stuart.
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Know your wood or
shut up about it.
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Okay, so I went
down to the basement
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to make sure they
weren't mad at me about
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the whole "just a
basement ghost" comment.
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Well, turns out, they
were, in fact, very mad.
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Well, who cares if
they're mad at you?
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Also, anger is a
very complex emotion
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to assign to them.
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Well, I don't like
anybody being mad at me,
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so to prove to them
how much I enjoy them,
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I kind of invited
them to come upstairs.
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But don't worry, I-I'm sure
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they're gonna be going
back downstairs very soon.
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Mind if we go watch
that TV thing upstairs?
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Sure. Yeah. Kick back, relax,
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stay as long as you like.
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I'm not great with
conflict. MARK: Hey, guys.
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Hey, Mark.
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How are things
out in the barn?
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Hey, you've been
here 15 minutes.
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Do not tell me that
we have a problem.
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We have a problem.
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Walked into that one.
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Come with me, I'll show you.
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Is that an owl?
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Common barn owl
by the look of it.
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Binomial name is Tyto alba.
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I took an ornithology
class at Penn
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'cause it was packed
with Tri-Delts.
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What's happening?
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Construction's held up
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'cause they found
an owl nesting.
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THORFINN: Really?
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Owl.
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MARK: Obviously, we'll
need to relocate it.
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Once they've started
roosting, you've got to
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move them miles away,
otherwise they just come
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right back to the same spot.
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You okay, big guy?
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Love for owls
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first thing Flower and
Thorfinn find in common.
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Means great deal to us.
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Yeah. Feels like... sign.
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JAY: You know what, uh, Sam,
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do we still have the number
of the guy who helped us
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get rid of the pigeons?
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Murph. Yeah, sure,
I'll give him a call.
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No!
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Actually, let me think.
Do I still have it?
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'Tis obvious what
has happened.
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Hours after Flower sucked off,
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her favorite animal
appear in barn.
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It is just as Jay predicted.
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Owl not sign.
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Owl is Flower.
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Flower is Owl!
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Jay, we might have
another problem.
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Reincarnation!
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♪ ♪
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Okay, so it's kind of a good
news-bad news situation.
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The good news is that
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Thor really took
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your thoughts on
reincarnation to heart.
257
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Look like Flower
little hungry.
258
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Maybe you slay
mouse to feed her?
259
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Uh-huh. The bad news is,
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Thor thinks that that owl
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is Flower.
262
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JAY: He thinks that his
girlfriend reincarnated
263
00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,542
into an owl?
264
00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:06,212
A-A fully grown adult
owl? And he's demanding
265
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that we don't move or in
any way disturb it. Sam,
266
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,816
Mark's guys are on the clock.
267
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They rented a bunch of heavy
construction equipment,
268
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and we're losing money every
hour that we don't move
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that owl. THORFINN:
Samantha, please focus.
270
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You have mice to slaughter.
271
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Do you think Flower
the Owl would want mice
272
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or maybe like a
vegetarian option?
273
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,230
Is excellent question.
274
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,332
Sam, have Jay prepare both.
275
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,000
Do you actually think
that that's Flower?
276
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No, but I don't want Thor
to stop dating an owl.
277
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,971
It's just that Thor is in
278
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an extremely delicate
place right now.
279
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Flower, I love you! (hoots)
280
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You! I love you!
281
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She seem confused.
282
00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,847
(laughs): Classic Flower.
283
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,917
And I just don't think we should
rush the grieving process.
284
00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,753
May-Maybe if we delayed
construction by like a week...
285
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,722
Okay. I'm calling it.
286
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,224
We can't always
put the ghost stuff
287
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,093
before the people stuff.
288
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,261
So I'm sorry, Thor,
289
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,863
but we got to relocate
the owl upstate.
290
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,833
You move Flower,
I burn down barn.
291
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,269
Like how I burn down gazebo.
292
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,171
Now Thor's saying if
we relocate Flower,
293
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,872
he's gonna burn down the barn.
294
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,274
Well, that's got to be a bluff.
295
00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:11,143
(electrical
crackling) (grunting)
296
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,380
Oh, come on.
297
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Is just a taste.
298
00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:16,949
JAY: Okay, let me
just sum up here.
299
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A thousand-year-old
Viking thinks that
300
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,720
his dead hippie
girlfriend is now a bird,
301
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,223
and if I move it to
achieve my lifelong dream,
302
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,192
he's gonna burn
down my restaurant.
303
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,626
That's well
summarized. Mm-hmm.
304
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,862
If it helps, you've
given Thor hope.
305
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,797
(laughs) It doesn't.
306
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,332
Fix this, Sam.
307
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,901
I'm gonna go beg Mark to
let me ride the excavator,
308
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,903
'cause I really
need a win today.
309
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,405
Flower hungry. Chop-chop.
310
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,141
It mean "move quickly"
but also describe action
311
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,276
you make when you
decapitate mouse.
312
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,814
(sighs) This is bad.
313
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,249
Intolerable.
314
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,718
Why is that one just standing
in front of the television?
315
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,653
You there, hello?
316
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,656
She likes the glow.
Hey, could you scooch?
317
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,059
Dirk only has one
cheek on the couch.
318
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,327
DIRK: It's kind of nice.
319
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,929
It's creating a breeze
down Main Street.
320
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,265
Nope. HETTY: Okay!
321
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,667
While it's been nice,
322
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,669
all of us being here together,
323
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,071
I think it's time for
some of us to return
324
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,339
to the dank pit
from whence we came.
325
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,007
You heard her. Scram!
326
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,676
Sorry, but we're
Pete's invited guests.
327
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,245
DIRK: Yeah, he
wants us up here.
328
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,847
And it would be rude to leave.
329
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,382
Yeah. Peter!
330
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,384
Why are we in the basement?
331
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,953
Because, thanks to you,
this is the one room
332
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,355
in the house that
isn't teeming
333
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,223
with potato
sack-wearing hobgoblins.
334
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,225
Peter, you must
tell them to go.
335
00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,294
One of them asked me to
scratch their back sores.
336
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,263
I didn't know what to
say. I did it. I panicked.
337
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:38,864
ISAAC: What if they're still
up there once enough time
338
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,399
has passed for it to be
appropriate to proceed
339
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,701
with an engagement
party? And, follow-up,
340
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,837
how-how-how long do
we think that is?
341
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,872
Okay, I admit this hasn't
been a Club Med vacation
342
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:47,973
for me either.
343
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,309
More like Sandals, no comment.
344
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,844
My fingers still smell weird.
345
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,312
I can't just tell them
to come back downstairs.
346
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,914
They'll be mad at me.
347
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,917
Well, if you don't, then
we'll be mad at you.
348
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,252
(sighs) Criminy, this
is one dill of a pickle.
349
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,954
Pete. (gasps) Oh, my...
350
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,322
Here's the deal.
351
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,990
They got to go.
352
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,326
Wait, what? You, you don't
want them up there either?
353
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,994
What are you doing down here?
354
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,397
Upstairs used to be the
place I could take a break.
355
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,899
My respite from those weirdos.
356
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,901
But now I have no sanctuary.
357
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,003
See? Even it can't stand
them. It's turning on its own.
358
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,004
NANCY: Look, Pete,
359
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,406
no matter what you do,
360
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,274
you're gonna piss someone off.
361
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,310
But if you piss me
off, I'm gonna spit
362
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,278
cholera juice in your
mouth while you sleep.
363
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,148
Well, that's a horrifying
and clarifying threat.
364
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,349
Okay.
365
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,884
I'll talk to them.
366
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,352
JAY: Hey.
367
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,188
I just saw the bird
removal guy driving away.
368
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,991
Did you take care
of it already?
369
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,894
Yep, the barn is now owl-free.
370
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,929
Best wife ever.
371
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,264
And-and Thor's okay?
372
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,333
He's not crushed that
the Flowl's gone?
373
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,268
I'm combining
"Flower" and "owl."
374
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,904
Kind of clever. Eh,
I give it a "B."
375
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,772
Can you just back up?
376
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,475
No, uh, Thor seems to be
in pretty good spirits.
377
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,010
Did they take it upstate?
378
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,411
A little more local than that.
379
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,780
Well, babe, we don't
want it to come back.
380
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,315
How-how local are we talking?
381
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,184
(owl screeches)
382
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,019
Pretty local.
383
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,922
(gasps)
384
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,125
What did Sam do
this time? Oh, man.
385
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,994
Jay is not happy. Stop it.
386
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,329
You don't know them. They're
ours. (owl screeches)
387
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,303
(groans) Well, tried
to feed the Flowl.
388
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:27,072
Turns out it does
not like soy mice.
389
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,207
Obviously.
390
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,275
Soy wreaks havoc on birds'
391
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,576
sensitive endocrine systems.
392
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,244
Oh, my God, Jay, are you okay?
393
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,846
No, I'm not okay, Sam.
394
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,115
I was attacked in my own
home by a tiny dinosaur
395
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,218
and now I have to take
very specific antibiotics.
396
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,087
We're checking out and
we'd like a full refund.
397
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,422
Oh, gosh.
398
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,924
Was there some sort
of problem? (chuckles)
399
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,592
(owl screeching)
Was it the heating?
400
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,561
Because I-I know that there
can be a bit of a draft.
401
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,096
No, it was the
large bird of prey
402
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,531
living in the room next to us.
403
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,099
Well, our website does promise
404
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,868
an immersive experience
with the local fauna.
405
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,170
An immersive experience
with the local fauna
406
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,506
is how I got cholera.
JAY: We're sorry, ma'am.
407
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,108
And-and we're gonna take
care of the owl problem
408
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,944
and we are going to double
409
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,012
your Woodstone Rewards Points.
410
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,414
Forget it, we're leaving.
411
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,050
Oh, I know that look.
412
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,551
No, you don't.
413
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,253
Okay, babe, this is
getting kind of crazy.
414
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,355
I mean, this cannot go on.
415
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,958
Well, I-I'm sorry, you
can't just snap your fingers
416
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,859
and expect somebody to
move on when they've just
417
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,294
lost one of their
best friends.
418
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,263
Whoa, I thought this
is what you wanted.
419
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:28,000
You've always said your mission
is to help them move on.
420
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,369
It is what I want, but that
doesn't mean it's easy.
421
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,538
Babe, you don't really think
422
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,908
that that owl is Flower, do you?
423
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,276
No.
424
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,211
But I get why Thor
wants it to be.
425
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,380
JAY: Aw, babe. It's great
426
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,282
you want to help
Thor, but I think
427
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,385
what he really needs
is help moving on.
428
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,555
We're here for you. Go away.
429
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,357
PETE: Hello, everyone. Um...
430
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,892
I-I-I just wanted to
say that I am, um,
431
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,895
so happy you all took me up on
my invitation to come upstairs.
432
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,297
Quit dithering and
banish the monsters.
433
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,665
(Pete chuckles)
434
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,433
And, um...
435
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,502
it has been great having you.
436
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,405
(retches) Okay, uh,
here's the deal, you guys.
437
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,574
We kind of got a lot
going on right now.
438
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,042
Um, Sam and Jay are fighting.
439
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,211
There's a gosh darn
owl in the house.
440
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,913
Not to mention we just lost
our dear friend Flower.
441
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,017
She was the, the hippie
one with the glasses?
442
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,985
It doesn't matter,
the point is...
443
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:20,986
We knew Flower.
444
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:21,754
You did?
445
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,589
Yeah, she visited
us all the time.
446
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:27,359
At first, we mainly bonded over
communal living and open wounds,
447
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,262
but then... we became friends.
448
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,632
She was one of the kindest
people I've ever met.
449
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,534
She never treated
us different.
450
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,103
She was a good one, and
we'll miss her very much.
451
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,538
CATHERINE: Yeah.
452
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,408
So what did you want
to tell us, Pete?
453
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,610
Ah, cheese and crackers,
this is gonna be hard.
454
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,012
What Pete wanted to say was...
455
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,015
...we're having a
memorial for Flower.
456
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,452
And we'd like to invite
you all to join us.
457
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,354
Because you...
458
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,122
are people.
459
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,095
Okay, that doesn't
get me sucked off?!
460
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,630
That was growth.
461
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,632
SAMANTHA: Hey,
Thor. Got a minute?
462
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,434
He's, uh, sitting
over by the cage.
463
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,535
Oh.
464
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,370
Uh, hey, Thor.
465
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,973
I know yours was
a brutal culture
466
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,976
that didn't care about
the suffering of others.
467
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:18,644
Thank you.
468
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,979
But I know you loved Flower.
469
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:24,083
Now, I didn't know her as
well as you did. I mean,
470
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,219
she got me high once, and I was
told that she watched basketball
471
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,656
near me on occasion, but from
everything I've heard about her,
472
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,259
she seems like a
real free spirit.
473
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,761
So...
474
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,263
if this owl really is Flower,
475
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,567
then don't you think
that we owe it to her
476
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,436
to let her spirit be free?
477
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,005
Jay's right. I mean...
478
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,007
Flower was the
happiest person I know.
479
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,277
And look at her. Does
she look happy to you?
480
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,114
No, she does not.
481
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,517
I think we both know what
we got to do, big guy.
482
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,018
Jay, what are you doing?
483
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,788
I'm patting his
shoulder supportively.
484
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,956
Right?
485
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,024
Well, you would have been,
but he stood up a while ago
486
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,193
and now you're just sort
of slapping his ass.
487
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,528
THORFINN: Thor not mind.
488
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,797
Thor appreciate gesture.
489
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,267
Whatever. We're bonding.
490
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,739
TREVOR: Is that a mug shot?
491
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,341
Oh, it was the only
photo of Flower
492
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,642
I could find on the Internet.
493
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,577
She was high, apparently,
494
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,046
and naked and tried to join
495
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,282
the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
496
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,550
Ah, that's our
girl. (chuckles)
497
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,119
Excuse me, everyone.
Clink, clink. Um...
498
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,622
if Flower taught us
anything, it was to celebrate
499
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,223
life's happy moments.
500
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,059
She would not want this
to be a somber affair.
501
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,162
In fact, she might
even want it to be
502
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:47,065
a combined
memorial/engagement party.
503
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,535
Isaac, sit your ass down.
We'll do your thing next week.
504
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,203
We'll take it. (chuckles)
505
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,138
It's actually my
birthday next week.
506
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:54,306
Oh, come on.
507
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,676
Flower was one of the most
patient people I ever knew.
508
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,479
I mean, she would just
sit and listen for hours
509
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,214
as I talked about
everything from
510
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,317
fly-fishing and
traveler's checks
511
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,720
to orienteering and
international ATM fees.
512
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,490
(sighs) And I think for
most of those hours,
513
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,359
she was aware of
what was going on.
514
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,496
Our girl was strong-willed,
515
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,199
single-minded in her focus.
516
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,135
She knew she was never
gonna catch that butterfly,
517
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,636
but, man,
518
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,639
did she never stop chasing it.
519
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,575
Well, I've only been
here a short time,
520
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,109
compared to all of you,
521
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,612
and maybe loss
still hits me harder
522
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,380
because I've had less of it.
523
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,249
But I have had some.
524
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,885
And I've lived long
enough to know to cherish
525
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,820
the special people who
come into your life.
526
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,724
Because before you
know it, they're gone.
527
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:49,561
After a millennium
trapped in this world,
528
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,631
Thor not expect
much to change.
529
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,835
But then I meet
Flower, and was like...
530
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,571
first light after months of...
531
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,540
sunless winters.
532
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,408
She taught Thor
533
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,310
things he hadn't learned
534
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,312
in a thousand years
535
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,414
and positions unseen
536
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,283
in a thousand orgies.
537
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,719
That's... sweet.
538
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,590
THORFINN: I will miss her...
539
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,626
...forever.
540
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,731
(chuckles)
541
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,834
THORFINN: Goodbye, Flower.
542
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,572
(owl screeches) (Jay screams)
543
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,780
(indistinct chatter on TV)
544
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,684
So, are they just
upstairs all the time now,
545
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,419
the creepy basement ghosts?
546
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,888
You just whispered that
directly into one of their ears,
547
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,890
but, yes, I think so.
548
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,326
What did you just say, Pete?!
549
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,894
What? I didn't say anything.
550
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,930
You still wish it was
551
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:01,900
just a basement ghost
that got sucked off?
552
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,435
What? No!
553
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,836
I thought we were past this.
554
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:05,837
What the hell?
555
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:06,939
That's very rude.
556
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,373
Yes, I heard it, too.
557
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,909
And on this day of
coming together. Shame,
558
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,411
Peter, shame.
559
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,679
Did you learn nothing today?
560
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,514
NANCY: All right, everyone.
561
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,982
Let's get out of here.
562
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,750
Back to the basement we go.
563
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:19,985
All right. Aw.
564
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,386
Let's get out of here.
565
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,854
They're treating
us like trash.
566
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,723
And we're not trash.
567
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,258
Right?
568
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,826
They are gonna curse
569
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,561
your name for the
next 100 years, Pete,
570
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,330
but I had to do something.
571
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,698
I'll see you guys
572
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,433
for Bodices and Barons tonight?
573
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,668
(chuckling) It's a
clever little thing.
574
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,510
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575
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,413
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576
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,483
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